ELDEN RING DISGUISE TROLLING 1: Disguised as a demi-human and fooling invaders!

In the two silent parts of the video, just imagine the classic duel whistle tune from 'The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly'. I had that in the video, but the whole video got copyright claimed just for those few seconds, of course. So I had to mute it. Maybe I will re-upload the video again in the future with something else to fill that gap.
This is the first in a series of trolling videos in which I dress my character up as in-game enemies to fool invaders - who run past me confused as to why their compass is malfunctioning and no host is in sight.
In this video, I am disguised as a demi-human, with gray skin and dressed in various pieces of crude clothing. I sneak my way among the demi-humans and try to look as inconspicuous as possible. Some invaders mash their lock-on button and detect me, but most don't and spend minutes running past me wondering why their map marker is pointing them to a spot where no host can be found.
It is quite shocking how they simply don't notice me even though they are right next to me.
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[@xstarsky]

I freaking lost it when the hunter appeared from nowhere being chased by a rune bear, while you're awkwardly standing between 2 invaders lmao xD This was great

[@NotRenjiro]

Yeah like it was so random. This entire video felt like a cartoon and I love it

[@jomo999]

I love that you use Shakespearean dialogue for the invaders and then a hunter literally exits pursued by a bear.

[@blakewhite3131]

YO

[@diegoalderette6485]

the amount of invaders that didnt notice you is, astonishing, to say the least.

[@radovend2023]

They are looking for a golden posse wearing bullgoats spamming moon veil.

[@squirreleater1]

Oh my, the bloodhound step backstab at the end was hilarious.

[@radovend2023]

Thank you for watching all the way to the end. According to analytics, most people only watch the first couple of minutes of videos. The best ones are actually the ones in Stormhill so I wonder if I should have put them in the front of the video...

[@lr-]

@Radovend You could try putting the third best or something at the start to get people hooked but not show the best ones right off. I also know I've seen other channels stagger out the clips from chronological order to make it more interesting, so in this video i can imagine putting the beginning of stepdaddy's journey near the start of the vid and then letting the viewer check back in every so often to see if he's made any progress. Either way though, this is hilarious stuff, I love it.

[@radovend2023]

@@lr- Next time I'll try that. After a couple of days of editing I get antsy and just want to get the video out... Which means they probably are not as well edited as thy could be.

[@virtuoso1505]

@@radovend2023 I think the sweet spot for video length is about 8-10 minutes. You could try releasing the videos in smaller portions. That being said, I did watch it all the way through with no regrets

[@1who4me]

@@radovend2023these shouldn’t be 30 minutes. Make them like 10 min and people will watch them all

[@derpi3438]

I absolutely love your sense of humour and editing. The old English is just perfect. Step daddy's miniature saga was perfect. The whole video is just perfect

[@radovend2023]

Thanks. I wish I had more time to make more videos.

[@coxnevin]

7:01 the big dimi human starts twirking

[@Carb0nC0py]

😂🤣

[@bobbywalker2980]

The demi human tweaking at 7:09 is gold 🥇.

[@NotRenjiro]

0_0

[@bobbywalker2980]

People : how have we not discovered everything in this game already? The same People: there's a tarnished looking demi human . Better run past it all.

[@lr-]

The subtitles were hilarious, it was like you got invaded by kenneth haight

[@glaziumtck8593]

Dealing with the *amazing* person using Bullgoat, Mushroom Head with double Antspur Rapier was satisfying to watch. I love this channel.

[@SlootyBooty]

Hawk of tolerance! So progressive! UwU Lol, but seriously....the parry is why I have a whip as my secondary weapons. I see shield? I turn into Michelle Phifer as Catwoman and use squirrel tactics.

[@PoyoDesuka]

Of course "Great ***" would be the one guy whos mind wanders when smooth apes are involved.

[@ethancknight]

Your captions are hilarious

[@radovend2023]

Thanks! It's rough needing to come up with so many though. I might have to tone it down in the future.

[@Doomchild2XL]

@@radovend2023 ...and then he went and instead turned it up to eleven. ^^

[@sannasusara4176]

Lol love the Mexican stand-off at 23:17

[@tileux]

You should use a bewitching branch on the big demi-human when you get discovered - or maybe two. That would create a nice brawl.

[@radovend2023]

I tried that with some other disguises. The problem here is I am too high level so the demihumans do no damage. I should have done this at a lower level actually, like level 20 maybe. In this video we are level 75 I think with +12 weapons

[@bronysaiyan5236]

​@@radovend2023get to NG+7 at a lower level that'll make em useful

[@DanteYewToob]

Is bewitching branch reusable? I got one and I haven’t used it yet because I assumed i would find a crafting recipe or something…

[@tileux]

@@DanteYewToob No, but you can farm them, buy them, and craft them.

[@PoyoDesuka]

Glorious Copywright-Free Jams, Fantismally Well-Spoken Invaders, Endless Fountains of Charisma, what more could you ask for?

[@leeking3697]

7:07 demi-human twerk

[@gk4428]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tyrannotaur]

I had to pause it from laughing too hard when the dude pulled out the spyglass to look around and looked right at you with it and STILL didn't realize it wasn't a demihuman. Hilarious stuff, thank you for the laughs and the great video series.

[@MsBananahsplit]

The demihumans are throwing it back during the timelapse 😂

[@youseenednedisdead]

15:23 this is such a cute moment

[@DanteYewToob]

1:36 Woah! Did that little dude just parry a magical bird spirit?! Sweet! “Begone from here foul fowl! This fight is between this interloper and mine self! I shall bring swift and painful retr-AGGGH!”

[@NotRenjiro]

Holy shit I would never have noticed that

[@nox_luna]

i appreciate the genius behind your clubs ash being "trolls roar"

[@bonissoni1989]

I'm compelled to admit... thou dialect is rather enjoyable!

[@skyhawkslcb18]

"accept all or die" goes so hard

[@TheRealNoodleRat]

You should try exile trolling in the castle

[@radovend2023]

I have already :). I still have thousand of hours of video files left to make videos with. I will get to it eventually!

[@TheRealNoodleRat]

​@radoviddemavend9834 Subbed and ready to watch! These have the perfect feeling of classic Soulsborne trolling!

[@berylman]

These disguise trolling videos are great. Rickety Shield parries FTW baby! There are so many possibilities to do this

[@AndrewBrownK]

16:18 !!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!! I laughed so hard!!!!!

[@mrspikbolt]

That really was some blue summoner shit right there lmao god bless their souls

[@emdeejay7432]

Omg, the best part is 7:10 when the demi human behind them does a little tweak for a second lmao. Wtf is that, hahaha

[@radovend2023]

I'm glad you like the videos :)

[@beetroot_chutney]

The Demi-humans actually look like they're dancing to the music when the playback speeds up 😂

[@Bender_B._Rodriguez]

The use of party time is top quality, dude is a genius.

[@trulyinfamous]

19:55 this whole sequence of events is my favorite.

[@bobzthabarbarian]

Bro!😂 That Blue comes strolling in with a rune bear tagging along. That was one that made me cackle like a hyena. It was just so goofy and perfect.

[@brreakfastYT]

I love how the invaders get aroused when they start to notice the primal beauty of the lady demi-human😂

[@SoupSter19]

i love this! i hope i find you while invading

[@berylman]

Also, the subtitled commentary is hilarious

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

I like how the demi-humans seem to be twerking

[@kuudefoe]

27:14 I'm gonna use that XD

[@NotRenjiro]

Same fr

[@mannmann314]

I did not know there was a Warhawk spirit ash. That's cool asf it feels like having a Pokémon lol

[@z0llied54]

you need more recognition

[@AndrewBrownK]

and then 21:16 !!! 3 ruptured tears in a row, who would have expected!! oh my lord this is glorious

[@eleele-ui5il]

I love these trolling videos so much!

[@AS-dx3kw]

they just have to break that car don't they

[@k20kdog]

"I smell the stench of cowardice ,yet I gaze it not" 😂lol

[@GarrMatey428]

anyone else just realize that demi-humans know how to get down on a dance floor?

[@jazzman7842]

subscribed

[@bobbywalker2980]

Bro I love your videos . Definitely funny.

[@radovend2023]

I wish I had time to upload more :'(

[@UnaMoscaEnLaPared]

Did anyone else notice the good cadence in the demihuman's hips?

[@grey_being]

I love how they dance on 4:10😊 Good video!

[@MJ-kc8iz]

Rarely has't I enjoyed content more than this frolicsome gambol and verily didst I then subscribe to thy channel. Valorously well done, Tarnished

[@calvindear6316]

Just found this channel and subbed. Great content - hope you keep releasing videos!

[@CloudBorne]

Watching the Demi-Human sand there Twerking when you speed up the video is my favorite part. XD

[@nalalahm6461]

Fantabulous!

[@StAjoraGames]

I love this.

[@rinzler9171]

This is great

[@pwnzerelli]

Just great stuff

[@Anthropropos]

Subscription to thou

[@bluebonnet]

Hast thou an advanced degree in Shakespearean literature? How camst thou to thine eighteenth, nay, thy seventeenth-century bent of tongue? Where mayest I go, to what literature, that I might procure such charming eloquence?

[@radovend2023]

Nay, I possess no such degree. 'Tis fairly straightforward, look at examples,learn the few grammatical rules, use older more archaic versions of words (thesaurus helps), use metaphors as well. Using metaphors and similes are important. Think of how to say something simple in a more complicated and flamboyant way. Also look up famous quotes online and then simply alter them to fit the situation. Also write with a mentality that would fit that time period, thus don't be progressive, be conservative, as in say things that you would get cancelled for today.

[@bluebonnet]

@@radovend2023 Thy talents are most handsome, Tarnished. I thank thee for thine advice, given so freely!

[@badacid8685]

Hawk of tolerance 😂

[@darkoale3299]

" I can be a true asset to your tribe!"

[@mrmars4939]

This is an interesting social experiment

[@Corazon-6]

23:20 the silence.

[@Corazon-6]

19:15 how he didnt notice

[@Ratt611]

this guy needs more views what a crime.

[@Saltbreather]

The Hawk of Tolerance lmfao!!

[@joshuasim8019]

Tell me traveler, where have you learned your old-english ways?

[@radovend2023]

I just look up Shakespeare stuff for reference, and then try to say simple things in complicated ways. Also throw in some metaphors.

[@plingela276]

Ты самый крутой блогер которого. Я смотрел.

[@ivanasukjadic1423]

Good luck there in Ukraine! I really hope that you are victorious soon so that your troops can go home.

[@ChrisHillASMR]

Better written than any oscar winning script in the last 50 years

[@caelenhill948]

Love these disguise trolling videos, ive been trying to do some of these things myself. Any tips on not getting spotted by the demihumans nearby the carriage?

[@radovend2023]

If you are behind them and crouch they wont detect you, but there are many of them and they look in different directions, so you need to kill those who look in the direction where you will be hiding. When you kill them, you can exit to menu and then load back into the game to reset the other demihumans who attack you so that they go back to an un-alert state.

[@caelenhill948]

@@radovend2023 ah, I've just been trying to do it with crepus vial and concealing veil talismans this entire time... Probably why I didn't get very far lol

[@majorasmask5523]

…Ya know, their figures really are rather supple. Impressive abs, to be certain.

[@user-we1nm3hc8q]

18:09 Hmmm. Reverse trolling? 19:21 It seems so.

[@crilleedara]

Ahaha omfg this is genius!

[@greysonsnow8809]

Glintstone academy sorcerer trolling next?

[@Apple_Beshy]

hmmmmmm

[@snootydooty3543]

Character creation guide please😢

[@radovend2023]

Look in the description of my newest video. I uploaded the sliders there.

[@lisahartsfield56]

I am curious what was the first armor set I love it

[@niallhamblin]

Subscription Jutsu!

[@Ming1975]

Wait, the shield has better parry frames that the cetus now? 😣

[@raijinoflimgrave8708]

I watched the whole video, even though 30 minutes is a bit long

[@radovend2023]

Thanks. You can watch as much or as little as you like. It's not a story with a beginning and an end.

[@MrFalo4]

Elden Ring is made for SneakPlay)))

[@BodywiseMustard]

grey*

[@patricialavery8270]

😆🤣😂

[@Corazon-6]

3:10 Increbile

[@Ryan_Gutz]

“Unleash the hawk of tolerance” is my new phrase for cancel culture. Maybe the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Thanks for these. Very entertaining.

[@kurisu1204]

These can´t be real LOL...HOW?

[@makoacid5107]

Never use this music again

[@radovend2023]

Do you have other free music for me?