Elden Ring - Loathsome Barfdrinker

Maybe the real boss was the friends we killed along with way
Originally streamed/recorded on April 9th, 2022.
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[@chrissalsop6673]

if jerma can't tell the difference between two identical looking characters, one of whom is bright red and the other of whom is bright blue, he should stay well away from the hit class based shooter Team Fortress 2

[@Shmethan]

Yeah I really hope he never plays or has played that game

[@davebob4973]

did you know he actually used to play that game? did you know that he used to do that? did you know that? did you know that he did that? did you know that?

[@TurbopropPuppy]

did you KNOW that JERMA is the SCOUT from TEAM FORTRESS TWO in REAL LIFE???

[@davebob4973]

@@TurbopropPuppy you are my variant

[@madeofmeats]

@@davebob4973 did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

[@And_Drew]

If Barfdrinker doesn't win best one guy moment at this years Jerma Awards I swear to god...

[@ik0la]

If ballfondler wasn't in the running he would

[@reginaldh2079]

When does he do them, I'm new

[@ddqwf]

@@reginaldh2079 new years eve or day usually

[@KengaruZ]

Barfdrinker better DOMINATE in this years jerma rumble

[@chimera1381]

Can't. Ballfondler is guaranteed to win.

[@chillmydudes]

barfdrinker has to be in this years rumble

[@Torma25]

also the boys

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Still can't believe there was no rumble 2022.

[@xnotasweatx]

@@PizzboyGetsPizzasunforgivable

[@mundaneheavy]

I don't know why but seeing Jesus frantically casting spells to crash Jerma's game and he's freaking out is just the funniest thing to me

[@robinmitchells]

Ballfondler and Barfdrinker have been my favorite characters this year and they definitely deserve to sweep at the Jerma awards. Absolute chaos energy and I’ve loved every moment with them

[@tylerblair318]

Why is Ballfonder so funny? That caught me off guard so bad.

[@nickbelanger6981]

Ballfondler and barfdrinker are going to be a clash of the titans for best one guy

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Barfdrinker for Jerma Rumble

[@gremlinman9724]

the best thing about barfdrinker is that, unlike ballfondler, the only time we've seen him is in elden ring, completely untrackable. his twitch and youtube name are likely completely different. he's literally just a guy. he could be you. he could be me! he could still be...among us.

[@mrbones9332]

the barf drinker IS ballfondler

[@halogamer1045]

I like that the last guy pointed at the monster like in a movie

[@joselazo6840]

Funniest ending to a video yet, you couldn’t write a better point lol

[@Tredecim1331]

"HES BEHIND YOUUUUU"

[@Emily-kd2zv]

fat melania trying to warn jerma right before he gets crushed absolutely killed me

[@nicg7184]

Watching jerma suffer in elden ring is my favorite pastime

[@Kernwadi]

Same, makes me moist.

[@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155]

My favorite pasttime is watching him suffer in ds3, but I'm just built different

[@orange_idol]

Barfdrinker is genuinely my favorite. I hope we get more of them in the future :(

[@BooyahAmigos]

the guy aroun 18:50 is a mad lad using the dragon spell to keep from fallin

[@mikeb.379]

That was actually an insane save

[@itsyaboiguzma]

Jerma invading then later being invaded by one of the best known hackers in the soulsborne series and panicing will never not be hilarious.

[@MessrDookie101]

Who are they? I want to perform… research

[@vibevizier6512]

@@schrunkleyevilversion2733 based

[@Destructocorps]

​@@schrunkleyevilversion2733haha you fool, you activated my trap card and all damage from this move will now be directly dealt to your PC

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

That dude is a notorious hacker and a huge cringe-lord. I won't bother saying his name because he doesn't deserve the recognition

[@themindset4164]

​@@executioner_ecgbert884 Damn okay.

[@dudeguy9081]

28:20 The loathsome Barfdrinker appears

[@barnabykane4515]

His first appearance is at 17:29 though.

[@thepopo592]

@@barnabykane4515 legendary entrance

[@GlacyLav]

the dude disconnecting because jerma scared him as a painting at like 10:00 was so real, i would do the same if that happened to me

[@buildthebeast5562]

John "The Barfdrinker" Elden Ring may be one of the greatest warriors of our era

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I was actually known as the Loathsome Barfdrinker in high school. And it was not just embarrassing but really frustrating. Like, we all make mistakes, I only did it one time to impress a girl. So what if she was my teacher, and in her 70s

[@horserotorvator]

was her name jeremy

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@horserotorvator I think she had a son named Jeremy who also taught at the school. I earned another nickname for something I did to try and win HIS affections. But it’s unmentionable

[@igotcrabsyeup]

KLOWNZINGER!

[@astracontritus1209]

What a zinger

[@NateTheGreat368]

Was it worth it?

[@parker797]

33:50 the slow pan to a bloody barf-drinker makes me crack up every time i see it

[@ChaosTheoryDrozz]

All right who's ready for the Barfdrinker/Ballfondler tag team match in the rumble?

[@Emeowy]

18:50 that person was an absolute gamer holy shit

[@Refrigerator44]

Had the whole dragon cult thing going on.

[@trevorBbracket]

he was trying to do dragonclaw combos as well, legend

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

I love the craftiness of Barfdrinker. He always has the best ideas and plays off Jerma's style perfectly

[@Naarii14]

That ending was fucking magnificent, the point and everything my god...

[@Tisvly]

18:54 how was this possible what a genius

[@dementedgocart9638]

13:00 that was the cleanest fucking dodge sequence i've ever seen

[@eldenring_area]

Man, awesome work! 👍

[@tylerblair318]

He's kinda adorable with the little bug eyes. I'd buy a little plushie of him.

[@notimportant768]

Thankfully for jerma the rattle is a rarely used weapon that just happens to have a high damaging weapon art that a number of people trade into.

[@AM_on_YT]

34:50 MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN

[@ik0la]

18:20 is a Best Jex Moment contender

[@sbraypaynt]

26:59 Zychotic compact streamer has close encounter with the son of god, loses grip on reality.

[@revilno]

I hope that at 3:54 the host was thinking that they hate astel’s one hit attack baby rattle and a voice in his head will say “it’s not one hit you were at low health” and he’ll respond with “if I put you inside a meat grinder”

[@Moony-Lighty]

It’s truly shocking to see Jerma confess to moisturizing his skin, therefore confirming that he is, in fact, the American Psycho from the film American Psycho.

[@BLK_MN]

Holy crap, he’s... actually really good at pvp. I’ve seen a lot, and he’s actually better than most players on average. I’m sure lots of other fights are cut out, but just from what I’ve seen, he’s definitely pulling off some really clutch moves instinctually.

[@a.w.1820]

if you swung an axe at him he would dodge it.

[@SpaghettiWizardVEVO]

12:57 Comedy gold. As if Jerma wasn't satisfied with dying 500 times to the real Malenia, he needed to summon a facsimile to kill him again

[@TheCrackingSpark]

7:24 the tpose was an absolute chad move holy shit

[@ekoz]

THE BLASPHEMOUS BARFDRINKER

[@Kernwadi]

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

[@biggrocc19]

yes I agree completely but which company am I boycotting

[@mask-mimic]

@@biggrocc19 Everyone that makes chessboards.

[@Kernwadi]

Africa isn't real by the way...

[@Churdizard]

Seeing Jerma kill a rivers of blood scrub with the baby rattle is the highest of highs

[@SnakeOmni]

I am completely and utterly floored that Jerma actually has potential when it comes to invading.

[@glennmatthews758]

Jerma wants to be the moo veil tryhard by letting the guy kill him, but he never once advertises it’s moonveil. He didn’t even fight, he just dies.

[@MessrDookie101]

17:29 is the funniest Jerma moment I’ve felt in so long. I felt like the frog guy knew who he was bowing to. I feel like he planned the whole thing. Also I think this might be my favorite video of the year now that I’ve finished it. Those FPV clips at the end were uncanny.

[@larryfitterman]

this whole elden ring saga was so much fun, feels so long ago now, got me thru shitty online 1st year of college.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Jason Bourne it’s Jesus Christ 🙊

[@Ezzekiel73]

I literally cannot stop laughing so fucking hard every single time Jerma recites the Elden Ring intro "And of course, Sir Gideon Offnir!! The All Knowing!!"

[@carlll7596]

i like how the guy at the end points above the oblivious jerma to show him the monster. The jerma of course does not respond and get morally wounded

[@Welkon1]

I like how Jerma is actually pretty good but he acts like he has no idea what he's doing. "I got him!?"

[@sheevpalps66]

F my Jerma coop on Godfrey didn't make it in the final cut, we shared a frame-perfect riposte which was cool. Clip is on my channel if anyone is interested.

[@Kernwadi]

"Oxygen is subjective." -Bilbo Baggins

[@somekindofgnome8477]

That ending is perfect

[@jg1080]

18:12 Ultra Instinct here was insane

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Every so often I think of the name “The Loathsome Barf-Drinker” and lose my fucking mind. It’s so beautifully horrific. It’s so perfectly shameful and disgusting.

[@Croucher72649]

Jerma is like the better call Saul of twitch

[@bellofbellmont8206]

I remember DS3 fightclubs, if somebody drank during a fight, everybody got up to kill them

[@birdflox1337]

I know Ballfondler has a lot of clout for freaking Jerma out for such a long time, but Barf Drinker is such a funny little character I love them

[@Krsh9640]

The last part where jerma is the cameraman is so chaotic, it's like a crazy short film already

[@BexTheBoo388]

Jerma really just does things and we're all forced to witness it, huh?

[@revan7383]

cannot BELIEVE he happened to invade Malcolm Reynolds of all people

[@maximusstorm1215]

I don't watch much PvP stuff at all. But seriously, how do some of these people even have fun where they just have the most broken builds, where if you hit someone once, they just die... How are they enjoying themselves?☠️ Like that shield guy with silly-ah poise, and the guy with two gravity ultra great-swords (or just great swords, can't remember if there's a step up from that or not). Shit looks boring. I've used PvP 3 times in Elden Ring for a quest, it was okay, but just using one move for every fight and if it misses, I either run away and recover to try again, or get countered and die? How can you make one of the best games ever made, so boring?🗿🗿🗿

[@KimiOmega]

12:49 That fight felt like Goku fighting against Piccolo jr after the events of Piccolo Daimao.

[@MrSparkle404]

By far Jerma's best Elden Ring video.

[@XazHxrdt]

Hopefully they add the ability to spirit summon in pvp, like imagine summong spirits to fight ur invaders and they summon their own like pokemon

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Could you imagine how annoying meta builds would be if they used mimic tear?

[@pastelguts6182]

I know Hackers are bad or whatever I know I know. but after many years of FPS games where hackers are just aimbots/wallhacks that ruin the fun of the game, having someone show up and start floating into the hemisphere like a fucking bethesda character while sparkles come out of their ass, I can't help but laugh.

[@Tredecim1331]

The skip from regular(ish) gameplay to him putting 4 watermarks over his gameplay really threw me off 😂😂😂

[@FLUPPZ]

Hey jerma SHPEE here I was using ROB at the time and tried not to abuse it so sorry also I completely forgot about no potions

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"This cocky behavior is gonna get you killed" he says getting his ass absolutely whooped

[@kritikalerror69]

It is I, I was Jesus. I was trying my hardest to get in with barf drinker, this feels like forever ago now 😂

[@anothernamelessundead]

this guy made my day the day of this stream, whoever you are barf drinker: youre funny as shit and youre loved

[@justaghost720]

Me in the hot tub with my friends and family discussing my password for Netflix/other streaming services 24:38

[@747lch]

9:12 19:14

[@Teeheehee093]

Upload the Barf Drinker co op against that boss in the ice cave that was hilarious

[@sobaeternal6371]

I wanted another malenia video, but sure, this works. Despicable doodoo devourer works too

[@dogonit1936]

dennis from its always sunny took control of jermas body at exactly 1:54

[@MrFidorento]

Finally Malenia Meltdown part 2

[@Bushman06]

This video just reminded me I even have elden ring on my pc

[@PETHRIS]

And on cue, the video ends with Jerma getting barfed on

[@AndreasWB]

Watching jerma to sleep and I've never been more insane

[@codafett]

That Baby Dragon fight was so cool, she was so crafty with those dragon incants

[@yunivursexe7634]

uwaa....!!! barfdrinker is sooo moe >///

[@Croucher72649]

This guy looks like Saul Goodman on crabs

[@agatha968]

HES HERE!!! THE LOATHSOME BARFDRINKER IS HERE!!!! OUR KING IS HERE!!!!

[@renegadegamer7511]

For anyone reading this, how many different play throughs of Elden ring have you had, I've had 4, a Heavy weapons build, a faith build, a short sword/ dex build, and a 100% build

[@davidtodic9946]

Jerma could you play with your buddies l4d2 in hardcore mode Till the end

[@WorkDayPegasus]

will BarfDrinker see this comment?

[@P3t3rPizzarelli]

Detestable OreoEater

[@BO0BA]

I think hes real

[@algernon6358]

really liked this video but did anyone else notice that the editor cut out a part from the original stream vod at about 2 minutes in after he talks about having 'youthful skin' where he kept muttering about abducting babies so he can use them to keep his skin 'soft to the touch'?

[@morethanmichael6326]

Craziest thing is that Elden Ring is truly a masterpiece and Hidetaka Miyazaki said "I'm still in the process of making my ideal fantasy RPG,' While Elden Ring is not quite it, it's getting close"

[@RijaMo]

Damn. Jerma is quite decent in pvp. He got some Ws and his build was pretty effective.

[@goldenlost1761]

The loathsome ground beefsteak

[@BurstVessels]

Everyone talking about barfdrinker instead of grandma...

[@matyasborecky5835]

I can't believe Jerma got to witness Malcolm Reynolds and live to tell the tale...

[@beemerwt4185]

Woah. Net decking. Jerma, you just dated yourself.

[@retinas2001]

The Ever-Brilliant Barf-Drinker

[@RedRumOnE]

9:19 Sir GIDDEON OFMIR! THE ALL KNOWING!!!

[@nathanonsgard2152]

17:28 is when Barf Drinker comes out

[@vyrdera]

These are legit some of the best pvp I've ever seen

[@MultiZernez]

Jerma’s elden ring playthrough has produced some of the most iconic moments, from “if I put you in a meat grinder and all that comes out is your eyeball” to “jerma why doesn’t your face move when you laugh”

[@nvrmnd5743]

barf drinker is real

[@BLK_MN]

Oh god. Someone PLEASE tell me the password for Elden Ring Jerma fans.

[@awesomeFrost]

Barfdrinker was a talented swordsman

[@000zeronull]

32:33 Omg that scream when she got hit

[@nailwind]

a legend was born