Phone Call for Malenia

[@knightogourd]

My favorite thing in the whole world is watching the video long enough to find out how exactly the opening clip relates to literally anything in the video

[@RUKOLAKE]

Nice pfp

[@J_Marv]

You'd need to be pretty high to connect those dots.. We shouldn't try to figure out Jerms' ways.. You'll turn into him like agent smith

[@redmist6630]

yeah

[@chevy7432]

The sandwich is Ster

[@chillmydudes]

ster eating the backpack porkchop and becoming sick

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

6:43 this whole moment is so comedically perfect it seems scripted "Its mad soldier 2!" "Is melania... run is over"

[@aceplace3357]

You could hear the defeated tone

[@AdminAbuse]

Who is Melania?

[@xnotasweatx]

@@AdminAbuse ok so they’re is girl call melenia and she sux

[@xalrath]

​@Garrit A. She's the Blede of Miquelle. She's never known defeet.

[@realMrVent]

@@AdminAbuse A babygirl

[@MarkSalesman]

whoever directed this episode is a genius, the clear hope in the protagonist when he thinks it's the infamous Mad Soldier II, which he has defeated in the past, only to realize through closer inspection that it is no other than his arch nemesis, Malenia. The sheer terror and tragedy in his eyes is only matched by the greats of television in drama. Truly spectacular, I wish to see more by this individual.

[@april20202]

Sadly this was his last stream before he snapped and put his entire neighbourhood into a meat grinder 😢😔

[@RozoTheGreat]

Bravo Vince

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

On par with the ending of breaking bad season 4 ep 11 "Crawl space"

[@liamcopich9239]

Ai comment

[@nasigga]

-2

[@Explosivevortex]

Jerma's brain doing a factory reset whenever malenia winds up waterfowl dance will never be not-funny to me

[@thelegalsystem]

He's so focused and concentrated the whole fight then she does one waterfowl dance and he absolutely panics. Its hilarious, and also why he finds it so hard to deal with.

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

@@thelegalsystem how *do* you deal with that move? It’s insane

[@Tokiko]

You run away and then dodge the last two hits IIRC

[@jamiefenwick8359]

@@Tokiko That only works if you already have at least some distance. It is incredibly hard to doge if she does it on top of you. There is a way by circling her to bait her into launching the attack in the wrong direction then rolling perfectly but it is very hard. you basically just have to panic roll and hope for the best which is pretty much jerma's strat tbf.

[@nasigga]

+2

[@Lulleebee]

Do NOT call Malenia at 3AM

[@vaan_]

monka ess

[@sovviedan6791]

@@vaan_ moka es

[@IMosuGoji]

SHE CAME TO MY HOUSE

[@MkazPr1m3]

(not clickbait) (cops called)

[@ItsRyanHello]

if you drink the MALENIGUS potion at 3 am then you turn into the IMPOSTER

[@Joeggurnaut546]

the highlight of this stream was definitely Jerma forcing Ster to attempt to make that jump for nearly 2 hours when there were like 5 other ways to get down to the lava without risking dying.

[@yeetyateyote5570]

That’s where the magic is

[@nasigga]

-2

[@enderstone8415]

I can't get over how the grab at 27:12 is synced with the music perfectly

[@bionicdragon5]

ring ring Malenia: "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella." Jerma: "Hey, if I... if I put you into a meat grinder..."

[@beanzuwu]

I like how defensive jerma gets when eating shoes is brought up

[@wetbread5064]

Jerma was that youtuber but he doesn’t want anyone to find out

[@Vulioll]

@@wetbread5064 But he really was, he ate a shoe cake on a stream pretending it was a shoe :)

[@nasigga]

+2

[@Adam-ni6ne]

Low key funniest moment of the stream was Jerma's enraged "what?!" after Ster calls an enemy an IRS agent.

[@Ozone946]

instant berserker rage at the mere mention of their existence

[@LuciaLaVA]

I love how ster has just gone through the randomizer with absolutely zero stats whatsoever

[@me_mal]

he got some int, and then some faith that one time, i think. :P

[@nasigga]

-2

[@angelnavarro553]

26:28 love that the boston comes out whenever hes mocking

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

Being a dick is integral to Boston’s culture

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

"Wasn't there some youtuber who ate shoes?" Yeah, Jerma.

[@Longknife]

2:51 "Try jumping at the last possible moment you can, that's the key." *-Erdtree Guardian trying to encourage Ster, probably.*

[@permafrozen7696]

watching this live for the “RUN’S OVER” moment was extremely surrea

[@babayaga515]

9:38 Live footage of Jeremiah succumbing to his insanity

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

An elf escaped from his mouth laughing with joy at the prospect of freedom until jerma sucked it back in

[@shackleshotgun]

my favorite thing throughout these streams has become jerma saying "over there" (like at 5:30) or a verbatim "let's go to this bonfire", giving no further elaboration as if ster can read his mind.

[@BudBonkerson]

omg i just got back from holiday and this was literally my mother

[@minnows-_-]

@@BudBonkersonmy dads like this while I’m driving and he’s telling me where to go I want to scream every time where tf is “here” 💀

[@feshpince7181]

People who use Dark Souls terminology for Elden Ring are cringe and weird

[@minnows-_-]

@@feshpince7181 how

[@feshpince7181]

@@minnows-_- What's the title of the game? Do we call every new JRPG "Final Fantasy"? Should every handheld device we can play games on be called a "Game Boy"? Is every song made by a band considered to be the same song over and over again? The answer is no to all of these. Elden Ring is Elden Ring, not Dark Souls.

[@AaronTheUnwise]

9:38 best Jerma reactions on dying

[@milk55655]

0:27 i love how stir doesent even question him randomly saying beast magick in a goofy voice

[@LILGOO34]

stir

[@PinnePon]

Stir

[@SolSeal]

Man… you can see in his face… in the first minute he is fighting Malenia… smiling like he is saying in his head “what the f* am I doing?! I’m never gonna beat her here.” 😊

[@mattranor]

Ster eating those backpack meals absolutely blew my mind. I work at a grocery store and we literally throw that stuff away as soon as it's not cold anymore so for it to go 16 hours that absolutely cannot be healthy.

[@TheSeabornGaming]

6:56 I love how he physically recoils

[@sloppyslabba]

27:13 ahhhh the ost couldn’t be more well timed out

[@hangry3102]

the look of terror and awe in his eyes

[@JB-xl2jc]

"GET DOWN MR STERSIDENT"

[@bionicdragon5]

Top 10 anime deaths

[@AuroraIceFlame]

I love ster just like “you got this” 6:57 when they’re both like level 30

[@nateb.4959]

I did a run after the first video and me and my friends got malenia as godrick. we had to get to level 60 before we beat her. it took like 10 hours

[@daedalus7286]

Jerma plugging himself into Ster’s controller is one of the best bits this year

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

I love when Jerma thumbnails start getting self-aware and make fun of memes

[@oldthug2309]

Whats a meme

[@smallgoblin5500]

Being reminded of how bad jerma is at this game is like signing your son up for basketball practice again, hoping this year he'll learn how to dribble

[@tobzt4516]

Ster just jumping into the lava really made me think of "Honey! I have your favorite breakfast snack!" "Oooh! Poptarts?!"

[@leredrasscul]

brings me right back to the curtains of lethal league

[@Szanth]

Genuinely some of the best Jerma comedy he's put out.

[@pannacottairl2781]

Jerma ate some of his car sandwich in the Oblivion streams, ster is safe

[@zircondeez]

3:13 "Saul Goodman"

[@viola4210]

"Me and Bed of Chaos smoke a blunt together" caught me so off guard

[@Bustyn_Anya]

I love how Jerma lore is just both sides continually gaslighting each other.

[@awuza7045]

The fungus mold is just more flavour

[@hannahs614]

came to see jerma rage about malenia and stayed for the ster backpack day z meal bit

[@littlechungus7067]

Waterfowl dance has around a ~30 second cool down 👍 I assume Jerma knows this at this point, but for anyone who is currently suffering through Malenia

[@Patrick.Weightman]

So nice of The Loathsome Barfdrinker to make a visit 7:36

[@HotDogWizard]

It’s cut it’s clean we out here jerm nation can I get a hell yeah

[@RS-nh2mx]

Hell yeah babydoll

[@thelegalsystem]

"Is this your lizard voice?" Check the Salty Swamp Files

[@cobrasix9575]

I could feel secondhand stress during that Malenia fight.

[@ButcherParry]

Can't believe jerma and ster have a psychic mind link they can like share screen but with their flesh, that's amazing dedication to the bit that you're willing to do a taxing consciousness transfer for the stream

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

They can share their flesh? 🤨

[@joefather9651]

27:53 is my new top jerma noise

[@apblolol]

i have been watching ster and jerma clips for the past 10 years

[@AegisRick]

6:40 "I think it's mad soldier 2!" The man couldn't possibly be more wrong.

[@bonkadonkers8642]

MeSmart has died

[@John-uz3mb]

Malenia swings her sword like how I would while playing beatsaber, mad goofy

[@gusp8672]

"Death Grips viewers also watch this channel" thanks youtube

[@ox_sol_xo]

i wonder what happened to 1stJerma (thanks guys this is a original joke)

[@naneraf3433]

It actually was

[@LC-mq8iq]

Trapped in 2ndJerma's basement

[@slimshaney1183]

1:34 gives me twilight princess fire temple PTSD lmao

[@voyes]

first stream I caught and it's 90% jumping that gap and losing their whole shit over malenia

[@zepto5945]

It's faster to roll through the fucking LAVA, than just walking or running through it.

[@magicianstuff]

That's a very foreboding opening clip...

[@愛-g1e]

I’m not hearing that also right?

[@Will-hp5mb]

27:48 He's dodging in his chair!

[@awfulwaffle3000]

Had a dream that there was a Jerma convention and people were in Jerma cosplay and quoting him…. Jerma Con 2023.

[@fuNdy-0]

Malenia is one of my fav bosses😂

[@mongrel_97]

i've eaten "expired" (max like a day or 2) stuff loadsa times and been fine. I forget which phrase it is, but if it's "best by" or "best before" it means it isn't a "hard" limit. it's OK to eat it roughly that around date.

[@sator_project]

Isn't it cool that Fromsoft manage to put The Actual Devil in Elden Ring.

[@vizzy61]

wait, jerma's in elden ring?

[@firefly5247]

What's the Elden Ring dream blunt rotation?

[@executionersmough7842]

idk but Godfrey and Radahn are definitely there

[@faustsiftar7683]

Godfrey, Placidusax, Elden Beast, the Turtle Guy, Regal Ancestor Spirit

[@faustsiftar7683]

@Executioner Smough Oh yeah Radahn’s probably chill af

[@viktor111h]

Gideon Ofnir but give him LSD instead

[@simondigruber2111]

@@faustsiftar7683 Man you forgot Tibia Mariner.

[@CinnamonToastKing]

Ster is struggling from playing too much Nioh it sounds like. (Incredible game by the way, combat is insanely in-depth.)

[@NibNibNib]

Nioh 2's free Ninja Gaiden DLC is fucking fantastic too, gives you the flying suplex fist attack which improves the entire unarmed moveset

[@CinnamonToastKing]

@putonmyrapeface DLC 2 - Darkness in the Capital (not free but since all that you can get now is the Nioh collection you get all the DLC), I believe, and just like in Nioh 1 since they created Dead or Alive you can fight Ren Hayabusa (not Ryu dint know the deal with that) and unlock the Izuna drop for fist weapons and sword. One of the coolest finishers in the game and loved Izuna Drop since I first saw it in Dead or Alive 2.

[@NibNibNib]

@@CinnamonToastKing Yeah that's what I'm talking about. The Neotengu fight is pretty cool too.

[@Narvre]

00:28 i did not know you could cancel that animation by rolling

[@agauss2714]

At around 10:20 the MK-ULTRA programming kicks in.

[@D0G5Coolpat11]

did they know there was a shortcut right next to the boss door? they didn't even have to run past all those enemies

[@raspberrian8894]

Super late but, they entered through liurnia which means they can't open the door to that grace because you can't open it from that side

[@D0G5Coolpat11]

@@raspberrian8894 i see, thanks. i was pretty confused.

[@Ninjaboy459]

0:12 THIS WHO????????????

[@bob13513]

This unhinged streamer actually uploaded a 30 minute malenia fail compilation

[@adamfreeman218]

yes whoever wrote the vid description; we did miss you

[@BertYoder]

3:12 Saul Goodman reference!

[@emsax]

I got Malenia inside Radagon's Wolf, the Debate Parlor in the Academy. Without abusing her AI it wasn't possible.

[@VIDEOdugo]

15:18 what's the powder, jerma? i want to try the green tea powder.

[@BonePapi]

My favorite part of the Jerma show is watching Malenia beat his teeth out. God I love her.

[@sbordash03]

The absolute FEAR in his voice when he says "it's Melania" is tangible

[@ButcherParry]

Holy fuck ster literally says the funniest shit ever out of LITERALLY nowhere but it has a cooldown of like at least 5 minutes unless he's on a tirade then he can channel it over time

[@glennmatthews758]

I found LetMeSoloHer on like my fifth attempt with co op, and was very excited. Had another fella helping me, and we got her to second phase for the first time in my life. Like I said, very excited. So excited that I started recording and didn’t remember jsut how quickly Melanie is to attack with her aeonia bloom attack at the beginning of her second phase. Barely set down the phone after the cutscene before she comes down on me and splits me in half. With LetMeSoloHer watching me in disgust.

[@Destructocorps]

F, it's all about that stun lock bleed

[@MaleBrawler]

Ahh I love watching the meltdown best part of the stream

[@cinnamontoast9999]

These lava shenanigans are too much

[@ThePhysicsGun]

This whole time I thought his cooperator's name was McSmart. Fucking KZbin compression.

[@TR-707]

21:15 Ster and gf living in DayZ

[@Dogmeat69420]

Psycho stremer vaping while finacially ruining his husband

[@DwarfElvishDiplomacy]

This is just ster trying to sucker jerma into trusting day old counter chops

[@NocteAeternus]

You can actually hear a quiver of fear in his voice when he says *it's Malenia*

[@BobosBuggyBrain]

"Can you plug me in?" *heavy inhale* 💀💀💀

[@Colorband]

always knew jerma was secretly moriarty

[@tronical7276]

The greatest duo ever

[@AklGraidh]

I’m just happy to watch Shaggy finally beat Melania for a 2nd time No longer happy seeing the Mystery Gang die to Melania

[@MikeCupit]

Jerma has the craziest selective hearing

[@DeadBattery]

Jerma moment

[@Lkymn]

Jermoment™️

[@dear_ashen]

i love the part when he rolls INTO HER GRAB 27:13

[@ragataurous5356]

Someone said his real name is SCP-985

[@SomeAssh0le]

you can always just look up how to dodge waterfowl, it's not that hard once you know

[@Sandmann629]

just mentioning for those that don't know and would never know, that throwing pots knock Malenia out of the startup of Waterfowl and Scarlet Aeonia; no dodging/running necessary

[@bcr044]

such a classic jerma moment

[@gingy-]

what a silly man

[@LazyLaw-]

10:50 WHAT🤯

[@miyazukini]

anyone notice with the new webcam angle and position jerma looks like he's pretending to be a streamer in a mobile game ad?

[@theramspaw]

Holy shit.

[@isaacbanuelas66]

Dayz meal💀💀

[@thorri27]

grautur

[@Valbertoog]

i remember this lobotomized stream..

[@Crasherbasher]

Very nice Very real

[@randomname8587]

exactly how much cbd did you take