Elden Ring Weapon Reviewer (Like & Subscribe!!)

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Editor: Jack Clishem
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Can find original stream from June 22nd 2024 on Jerma Stream Archive
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[@gagewilson3717]

I'm starting to think the Devil May Cry explosion is what caused him to retire.

[@periwinkle2486]

nuclear fallout DOES have its adverse effects.

[@strayexk7157]

dante broke into his house and fed him pizza til he popped

[@ryanrobot7975]

I think he has actual PTSD from that

[@LilShpee19]

I have PTSD from that

[@the-red-thing]

@@strayexk7157 he found the two U-haul trucks full of pizzas.

[@John-qh1rx]

"What happened to the tree?" I am actually crying.

[@dan11o61]

"but what happened to the tree :("

[@moeezS]

That was a great ending haha

[@TheOxydium]

Jeremy the Jester's Third Cross - located in the deepest depth of the Land of Shadows "I abandon here my ability to make funny noise"

[@AMan-xz7tx]

The sorrowful spirit next to the cross "O' Jeremy... funniest of the internet clowns... it seems... that you have left behind... something that you should not have..."

[@californiansniper2133]

I leave here my ability to do weird impressions

[@TheOxydium]

@@californiansniper2133 You should find the first cross in the fist video, you'll be surprised

[@ofgreyhairwaifu4089]

@@AMan-xz7tx you need to make a fall joke into the abyss 7 times next to him to have some dialogue played.

[@StinkzMan]

The other night I had a dream Jerma came into my work looking for hair dye. I said I was a really big fan of him and he said “ yeah? Then what’s my name?” And I couldn’t remember it so he walked out and said he was going to leave me a bad review 😭

[@yojirex6374]

Lmaoo

[@hyndquart5241]

That's crazy! I had a dream where Jerma walked into my place of work and grabbed my skull with both hands, and crushed it into pieces. Woke up sweating!

[@godlastname5249]

the scariest part is.. it's wasn't a dream. it just felt like one

[@suckassmork2972]

What a dick. I bet he isn't even real.

[@yungpm]

I had a dream Jerma came to my house to show my mom baby pictures of his uncle, and when I tried to talk to him about anything other than that they would just stare at me.

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

It's sad he's probably not playing the rest of the DLC on stream. You don't know how badly I want to see him have a Malenia-level breakdown at the final boss.

[@Freekymoho]

He said he would at the very end, just not in the "immediate" future

[@bofCOOLIT]

retired, geriatric streamer DIES of a HEART ATTACK while fighting ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE final boss

[@DoganME]

Ster was talking about this on his stream, he was talking to Jerma, helping him get stuff and skip main story to get to dlc on xbox, because Jerma wants to create new character to play on his own, he probably won't stream whole thing or it will happen later, since he dose not want to stream much, 3 days in a row is to much for him. He still beats around the bush that he does not want to stream, in 2 years you may see his last stream. Or it will be like this, few streams in a year for long time.

[@californiansniper2133]

@@DoganME 😧

[@AggressivePeanut]

@@DoganME It's more the pure amount of pain sitting down causes him isn't it? Obviously there's an element of him wanting to do more interesting stuff than just sitting and playing games for us but I think the biggest issue for him is the backpain.

[@mikeyb0121]

Is this guy who turned purple and ate his controller

[@pervasivedoubt150]

Yes he is Freddy

[@rreprah9515]

PURPLE GUY???!?!??

[@RadicalRegice]

It was a purple controller too

[@kratossavenger]

The bite of 985

[@bio6588]

Isn’t this the 40 Rune guy??!???

[@imoffended2444]

Holy fuck a punpun

[@DwarfElvishDiplomacy]

Yeah. Same guy that lost to pinwheel

[@bluemutt9964]

Isn't this the copy-pasta that's been said about every streamer since Bloodborne??!???

[@bio6588]

@@bluemutt9964 no, since Bloodborne was blood echoes, Sekiro was Sen, and only in 2022 did elden ring introduce runes ☝️🤓

[@violetmiller6110]

​@@bluemutt9964 on stream he joked about not being having a remembrance, and at his funeral they would find out he's only worth like 40 runes.

[@overdosed3002]

"What happened to the tree?"

[@carlll7596]

He falls into pits so much I’m beginning to think it’s not a bit…

[@HuwRees]

Lol dementia amirite

[@hallowchef]

@@HuwReesthe fall jokes were never jokes, just early onset😔

[@thex6992]

Jerma beginning the stream with calling us all fckn godefroys says a lot about his personality.

[@critatonic]

that's a slur

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

@@critatonic Casual KZbin fans would never know, because it's cut out of the edited videos, but on stream he is constantly calling chat every terrible slur imaginable, and several unimaginable ones as well, invoking Cthonic slurs that were previously undiscovered by science. Absolutely psychopathic.

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@mr.kittysavestheworld695truly a vile dastardly “human”

[@markusbrendon]

His last streams were so fun, i miss him already, too bad he ascended to godhood 😢

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

First funny 'Jerma is dead' joke.

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

his ascension to godhood is a cage meant to keep him away from us

[@jmonkey106]

​@@ultimateweeabootrashHeh. Yep. Heh.

[@m_plesyrup]

@@JohnWick-rh1zza caged divinity is not worth saving

[@GoPissAboutIt420]

idk why but i thought this was a fear and hunger reference

[@wheezehead]

Please change the title of this video. I clicked on it expecting weapon reviews for Elden Ring, but it's only been inane rambling for about eight minutes so far. How is Ben Franklin being in Hell relevant to reviewing a weapon? This "youtuber" is by far the worst I've ever seen! A cursory glance at this comment section tells me that apparently this man has died, and while that is certainly tragic, I will in fact NOT be liking and subscribing.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Dude Too soon

[@olcinder3669]

"Is the final boss of this game satan!?" Oh you might think he is when you fight him for the millionth time.

[@Clain_1337]

Skill issue

[@Mike-official]

@@Clain_1337 your gonna descend into hell like ben franklin

[@greennitrogen8850]

Try endurance and a shield, the only damage you should take is holy damage and you can heal that during punish windows when needed

[@BLK_MN]

​@@greennitrogen8850shield? Zzzzzzzzz

[@jacksobrooks]

Yea, to start using a shield after a decade of FS games would require a complete top-down rewriting of my brain. I would also feel much less cool.

[@jimbojigs368]

JERMA spoils STORY of game that came out two years ago, I can't believe he did this and now won't steam because he's EMBARRASSED.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Blushed so hard, the tomatoes cancelled him for _redface_

[@thedalto124]

Out of every person to play this game, Jerma wasn't even on the list of people I expected to unlock (secret) dialogue

[@milkinobama8160]

I miss him already. Why did he ascend to godhood with Ster as his consort without finishing the dlc?

[@legday9398]

Empyrean JERMA is a MONSTER he is planning to SACRIFICE us ALL

[@Aercoh]

Ben Franklin being in hell is my favorite bit ever

[@joshshrum2764]

Einstein definitely is though.

[@Aercoh]

@@joshshrum2764 dont look up how george washington got his spare teeth, bro is in the 6th layer at least

[@thanatos4610]

Literally every founding father is probably in hell

[@Aercoh]

@@thanatos4610 according to the “lore” every human born after 1970 is going to hell for wearing the devils fabrics

[@jacksobrooks]

@@AercohI hate that I have to enable pvp in public like this, but the law given to Israel was for Israel to be different and set apart to God from the other nations. Think along the lines of a wedding ring. The mixed cloth, food restrictions, and other laws, while they told us much about God and what it means to be His, they were meant for that relationship and at that time. Within this marriage like covenant, they had to continually make sacrifices in faith that God would accept them as a way of overlooking their sin, which should void their covenant. It was based in faith, as animal blood does not satisfy the wrath of God against that which is more than an animal. It was done in faith that God would provide for them a full “making-good” on their covenant through the line of David, as He promised. Jesus, who is the Son, who is a member of the trinity, who is equal to the Father and to the Spirit(each being fully God in themselves and completely and unequivocally One), came in the flesh. He came to be that final sacrifice. Now, I say all of this because when Jesus died on the cross, the curtain in the temple separating the holy of holies from everything else in the world, ripped from top to bottom . It was something like 2 feet thick. With the final and perfect sacrifice made, which the very concept of sacrifice was brought into the world in service of, the separation between God and man was done away with. It is no longer clothing and food or any other thing which sets people apart for God(holy literally means set apart). What marks a person now is the gift of Christ Himself. He died for you, but not only that. He rose to sit at the right hand of the Father on your behalf, as a promise of the place He has purchased for you through His death and resurrection. These former laws and ceremonies and temples were a shadow of an image of the reality with which you are now confronted. You can call upon Him and be made a new creation and see what kind of life the very death sacrifice of the God of all things can buy on your behalf as a small and sinful creature. It’s pretty cool. I know that’s a wall of text, but trust me when I say I could write about that much on every concept I mentioned here. Don’t let these people on the internet who don’t know the lore tell you what the lore is. If someone got some Dark Souls lore horribly wrong, you know someone would happily jump in to set things right. How much more so when we are talking about the meaning of life? Feel free to ask me any questions you might have. Don’t forget to turn your swag on, beautiful.

[@robertsides3626]

1:12 He never visited the button. Typical forked-tongue behavior.

[@ItsRyanHello]

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

lying comes naturally to his forked tongue

[@OrangeDied]

absolute PSYCHO kills WatchMojo and makes a SKINSUIT to review WEAPONS!

[@parkeypence5974]

ON STREAM!

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@parkeypence5974watchmojos screams were truly horrifying to witness, may his soul rest peacefully

[@MonkeGeorge]

When a law student is studying to become an attorney 39:56

[@ItsRyanHello]

if the flask don't fit you must aquit

[@ch34ting30]

+2

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

Sad how at the start of the stream he said "Fuck all of you I fucking hate you all this is my last stream because holy shit you guys suck ass" but he's like 67 now so I get it

[@N.clark2009]

He's 38 😭🙏

[@racli]

wdym he's clearly at his 60s

[@Laizerdisk]

Damn he looks ROUGH for 67 :/

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

What’s going on sinners! Welcome back to part 49 of my Oblivion Let’s Play! Be sure to shoot it to the moon! 😎

[@roach9397]

Ahhh man here’s Saint Peter! Ohhhh and that must be JUDAS😱😱😱

[@user-ol6ik2dl3x]

WOAH. WOAAAAAAAH

[@awesometris999]

My favourite part of the dlc is when jerma kept saying “inside the skin, why won’t it star inside my skin” which is a bit strange because he didn’t say it like a question

[@jeanmouloude]

The earwigs were speaking

[@lucentrains]

25:34 the way the gravebird attacks jerma in the EXACT rhythm he was dodging was SO funny

[@xxth0mpsonxx]

Jerma saying the serenity prayer is now a cornerstone of my sobriety.

[@robbiehanson5450]

jerma does an INCREDIBLE impression of a 90's-00's printer. top tier 10/10

[@Emeowy]

Didnt expect the serious talk about vices to get in here but glad it did

[@protex9447]

Video starts at 49:00

[@MegaManless]

I find it cute that when Jerma talks about "greatness", he always defaults to Ben Franklin.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

"Don't stop smoking" -Jerma985

[@kaproskarleto5136]

"This is a boss weapon from the putrescent Knight down in St. Trinas lair, for those of you who are curious to where that is......it's a very heavy greataxe" Definitely one of the reviewers I have ever seen Also, what happened to the tree?

[@gildedlivvin7877]

forked tongue

[@vepaS]

Can u review the blasphemous blade next :) Liked and subscribed :D

[@TheSithlord259]

Im still expecting jerma to revisit his meat grinder analogy at some point if he returns to the dlc and streams again.

[@iowa2777]

That was his last stream. He will never stream again.

[@UltravioletNomad]

Malenia was the meat grinder, this new final boss is the tenderizer

[@Sandvich_Knight]

@@UltravioletNomad Wasn’t Astel the meat grinder?

[@beaujackson7096]

@@Sandvich_Knightno it was about malenias “one shot move” which someone commented “wasn’t a one shot he just didn’t have enough vigor”

[@fosterbennington6405]

@@beaujackson7096That was Astel

[@fishk5921]

Jack or whoever is running the channel atm, I’m BEGGING you to make every review a KZbin short, even the 5 second ones

[@lizardskynard4726]

still havent played dlc, so please if possible no spoilers, but I legit only came here cuz its the most recent vid on the channel and i just wanted to say playing games with Jerma vids to the side has been so helpful trying to quit weed. Just his vids effectively are like a Triple A sponsor they’re great distractions, and have helped me push through bad withdrawl days. Love you Jeremy truly.

[@tnorki]

RADAHN is the final boss

[@StanleyG23]

I'm glad that the weapon is dual-weldable!

[@mattattack25505]

I would pardon the debt he owes if he finishes streaming this, especially the final boss.

[@oloxhossono1956]

“you’re gonna descend into hell just like ben franklin”

[@n.straystars]

the weapon review / what happened to the tree bit was the best bit since Mr green

[@majic-basilisk]

press the bell with your thumb

[@rominaloves]

"what happened to the tree" KILLED me

[@45noop]

Him saying he won’t do something, to then immediately do it gets me every time

[@JeremyAyres-z2e]

He has my family.

[@dinonatorful]

Idk if this is a rehashed comment but i laughed

[@ccbg1210]

Join the club

[@suckassmork2972]

-out for steak.

[@indiemedley1209]

Jerma is unironically good at Elden Ring, but the difficulty of the game makes him look incredibly stupid

[@JulioDRai]

He keeps making pretty clear mistakes that you usually only see new players make yet he has played and beat most of the Souls/Born games afaik so I have no idea if its just him getting distracted cause he is streaming it or what but I'd say at least on stream he is very mediocre at at these games.

[@saberaxe]

​@@JulioDRai the fun thing is that nobody actually has any real accurate idea of what average skill even looks like in these games and so they have to just sorta guess as best they can. There are millions of players and I've seen like 15 people total not exactly a great sample lol

[@morganfreeman5260]

@@saberaxewhat is wrong with you? jerma viewers are such nematodes

[@saberaxe]

@@morganfreeman5260 No idea what you are talking about but alright lol

[@dopaminecloud]

@@saberaxe excellent point, most people also can't even accurately evaluate their own skill as it accumulates and most people can't notice their own mistakes in the first playthroughs until they've already learned and forgotten what they used to play like

[@pocketlint60]

"Is the final boss of this game Satan?" No, that's the boss you have to beat to *enter* the DLC

[@bucketman3095]

THEY HIT THE TREE

[@Doogie501]

i just got done watching the entire vod to find out this came out 50 minutes ago. neat

[@simhido848]

Please come back and finish the whole thing

[@bruhguy26]

Loving the weapon reviews Jermsa! 😁😁 looking forward to seeing more of these in the DLC haha! Keep up the great content, you just earned a new sub!!

[@essanbessan334]

OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ERDTREE

[@jeremytitus9519]

He warned us about GAS. He fuggin WARNED us.

[@15MinuteUpload]

I warned you about gas bro, I told you man!

[@dad1158]

Jerma"that was a turtle"985. Legendary.

[@putriddebris5308]

Is this THE Earwig Elbertson?

[@hotdogeater8647]

"oh god please, give me the strength to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to face the things i CAN change, and the wisdom to know the diffrence between the 2" I will remember this forever as long as i live and pass it on

[@corypringleton8454]

I like how KZbin gave me an option to skip ahead of the weapon review joke because it is commonly skipped lmao

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

when he turns around and blocks with only the rot slopper... I don't know what he was trying to do but he sure loved that bit

[@CristianoSantos-ej3qn]

Jerma having an existential crisis when he realises his build is throwing rocks 😅😅

[@ashandgold]

CRIMINAL ARSONIST breaks out in INSANE LAUGHTER when innocent bystander asks him what happened to the Erdtree (HE LIT IT ON FIRE) When will the police finally catch up to Jeremiah Elbertsen?

[@TheLawVGHS]

I had a feeling Jerma wouldn’t stream the DLC but at least he did a little bit

[@SatelliteYL]

You know, Jerma legitimately did this on his main channel. The video is 10-12 years old now, but it’s called “Uber Update Weapons Review Part 1” and he unironically reviews TF2 weapons for 30 seconds each. Very retro video but real

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

@7:20 I listen to the sound of a dot matrix everytime i'm working out so I can remind myself of the process

[@darkeaterfilip6967]

Need more :(

[@Appleguy]

COREY FROM COREY’S WORLD!

[@valiang8867]

32:50 What actually is this?? Why is the whole zoo having a slumber party,

[@sunnyhooligan6464]

Likely because of who is below them, and her influence.

[@MacinteuchPlus]

St Trina puts living beings to sleep, just as a side effect of her existing

[@Captain_Bobvious]

It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy..

[@chillmydudes]

considering how much he laughed at the rock hitting the guys head in the biodome trailer im not surprised about his rock build idea

[@PinnePon]

The game should have a mode where nothing attacks you. Id love to just *look* at the ghostflame dragon

[@jackieboyok]

I haven’t played the dlc yet but I think I’m dreading the putrescent knight the most out of any boss I’ve seen

[@joshzuker8308]

Remember to jump over the blue fire bro

[@Spacebaryonyx]

45:41 “it did do something” as soon as he talks about it not

[@vandavang7]

hey there jerma, i liked and subscribed, when do i get a review of my weapon in elden ring? thanks greatest youtube video game weapons tester extraordinare, rip.

[@boomheadshot919]

Love jerma, and in his retirement I wish him the best of life. However I must say I miss jerma streams so much!

[@EdOfSchmed]

Jerma trying to gaslight a viewer into believing he didn't beat Rellana last stream while carrying her weapon was very much a jermoment

[@BarfDrinker343]

I can not believe Jerma spoiled what happened to the tree

[@cmdrpain_]

its confirmed. jerma has a bug in his ear that tells him what to do

[@psychedelaholic]

I forgot how nauseating Jerma's Elden Ring gameplay is lol

[@PDocDanny]

Remember when Jerma was like “this is for all the beetles” that was great

[@sacktheripper786]

Guys what happened to the tree 😢

[@ge0ne0]

Sees a crab “omg is that a turtle?!” Sees a horse “omg was that a pig?!”

[@grimyGobIin]

Guys did he ever play Bully? I can't find anything about it?!

[@codygreene9067]

7:16 Pretty good printer impression.

[@Welkon1]

Jerma’s stat spread almost pissed me off, level 161 and strong at nothing, at least his vigor is close to 60

[@oked99]

can't believe this sicko would do that to the tree

[@hyazora]

i loved the part where jerma went "its jerm- 💥

[@moltenplasticonbread9319]

Fun fact for today about bread: In medieval times, bread was used as an absorbent plate. It was called a trencher. And after the meal, trenchers could be eaten, given to people experiencing poverty, or fed to dogs. There is a theory that a pizza comes from a trencher.

[@jras7327]

The loathesome Bread Eater

[@jeremytitus9519]

Why you lying on bread like that, dude? Absolutely slanderous behaviour.

[@jesusnavas2935]

Nice

[@dayman1730]

I had to eat bread like that when I was younger

[@TheHolyPapadum]

This is true but goes back much further than medieval times. In Virgil's Aeneid, written in ancient Rome during the reign of Caesar Augustus, the hero Aeneas is delivered a prophecy in Book 3 that he will only reach the holy land of Italy and begin the founding of Rome when his men are so hungry they eat their own tables. Later, in Book 7, Aeneas and his men are eating fruits off their plate/tables of bread, but are so hungry they eat the bread too. Aeneas' son, Ascanius, remarks in jest that "we are so hungry, we're even eating our tables" to which the men realise they must have reached the promised land. TL;DR, Aeneas and his soldiers only realise they're in Italy when they eat a pizza on the beach. The epic was written in 29BC and is set around 1200BC. Pizza and bread lore is mad.

[@bepissam7961]

Jerma saying the serenity prayer is kinda crazy Hashtag AA gang stand up

[@shixerz_93]

WHEN IS THE NEXT GODD**** STREAM JEREMY

[@bradleybedson7790]

49:32 I could not stop laughing man 🤣

[@kursedkat9589]

7:13 how is that exactly the noise

[@dropthatshi]

51:28 dual-weld

[@k4rz43]

Just a friendly reminder this guy still owes chat 1.5 billion dollars.

[@esitys7658]

vorp

[@womp4275]

4:27 Yo Jerma is that big rock dude from Never Ending Story

[@racli]

I love how Cory from the intro sounds just like him Like thats just you man

[@anattylight4054]

44:30 actual insane person goes “what if i killed myself a second time”

[@Dr.Faceman]

10:59 It's nice that Buffalo Bill made an apprearance on one of Jerma's streams. I'd heard they were friends.

[@Loudman._]

The 2010 printer sound effects were pretty damn good 😂

[@vergil8833]

Did he just not finish the DLC or what? The videos stop here

[@j-skullz]

me 🐎and🐴my horse🐎jumping🐎and having🐴fun🐴

[@HaroldHaroldHaroldHaroldHarold]

hey that area you keep going down and down and down... ive been down there.....

[@Guava11534]

I hope Jerma finishes the dlc on stream. Jerma is the only streamer I can say that I am always happy to watch he is genuinely funny.