ELDEN RINGS MEMES 8

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

The other 40% haven't realized the Tree Sentinel is not a required boss battle

[@TheSteve_1992]

Tree Sentinel may not required for the story but required for the ego boost

[@laraybillberry9338]

@TheSteve 1992 damn. I was just coming to say that. It definitely gave me a huge confident boost when I had finally beat him.

[@yugijak]

What do you mean? Boss has loot. Loot is required Therefore boss is required

[@smokeyoreo6032]

@@yugijak correct

[@dmanplays9220]

After you lose to him once he becomes required cause you desire that sweet sweet revenge

[@badadvice6276]

On my third playthrough I was confident enough to walkthrough stormveils's front gate and thankfully didn't regret it.

[@summonersriftgarbage4426]

I did that in my first xD, i ran and missed like 90% of the collectibles there

[@yeetmaster8132]

How do you get through the gate? I could never figure out how

[@tristherie5741]

@@yeetmaster8132choose to go via main gate in the dialogue with this guy which is in the room on the left. He advised to go different route, but you can ask him to open the main gate in next conversation

[@syedabid9767]

@@yeetmaster8132 You can just tell the guard there to open the gates for you, or you can go to the liftside grace, go out and you will find a secret passage to your right and use a stonesword key to go there and follow the path to a new grace at a room where you can open the gate.(if you are confused, watch a godricks rune unlocking video and they will explain it.)

[@shoes5691]

​@@yeetmaster8132You probably know by now, but you talk to the guy who tells you to use the hidden path and say "no, ill use the main gate instead" after that jist stand in front of the gate for a couple of seconds and he opens it, i kill the guy right after because he takes some of ur runes if you die and gives a bell bearing

[@darknaio60]

I like how one wasn't even a meme, just the item card for Blasphemous Blade.

[@TrueHylianKnight]

I thought no one else noticed that, literally just the weapon description lmfao

[@almightykars9350]

This weapon is a meme on it's own. It deletes Malenia, Radagon, even Maliketh, whrn timed right. And if your enemy isn't resistant to fire, they're pretty much dead within one press of a AoW button.

[@captain1432]

@@almightykars9350 It looks ugly though so I don't use it :/

[@LS-rp6yq]

When

[@DavidJr0917]

@@almightykars9350 yeah man my friend gave me this weapon when I first started ER. Never played a Soulsborne game in my life. He said “trust me you’ll need it” i gotta say, easiest weapon in the game now i rock 2 giant crushers. Next will be mage

[@n7sorcerer419]

Wait THAT’S what Sellen looks like?? That goofy ahh helmet is a war crime.

[@pixelatedcatlover]

Sellens so pretty under the helmet it's sooo sad she has it on

[@Shiirya]

1:50 actualy i thought the same when i saw her unmasked, insane how beatifull she is and the game never at any point give you the occasion to see her without the helmet !

[@Avod_Grim]

Yeah, it's a shame they had to make her this pretty, though we never see her without that chunk of stone she's always wearing. Same goes for every other npc, they all have lots of effort put into their faces, but god, Sellen is something else.

[@Limrasson]

First time I fought the final boss, I didn't know about Marika's...condition and was expecting to fight her after downing the Elden Beast. Thought there would be at least 3 separate bosses for the encounter.

[@pixiedust1383]

brother you must've been exhausted af right before beating elden beast.

[@Limrasson]

@@pixiedust1383 Bro, I was running back thinking "how the fuck am I going to beat Marika when the Elden Beast drains most of my resources? This shit is going to be rough."

[@Windfoxm]

0:17 I wasn't prepared for how gosh darn cute that was going to be.

[@Lelouchxzero1]

Dark souls: Everyone dead so you kindle the flame to join them. Bloodbourne: everyone insane and all you have left is doll to keep you company. Elden ring: everyone dead..except Ranni..who is using a doll body.

[@neroblitz9336]

0:27 chad red maine elites： we hold the line！

[@Manu_24y]

Raw dumplings, of course! Damn this basilisk is definitely worthy of the throne

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

15:05 good sir, those are the merchants. Believers in the Frenzied Flame, and hunted to near extinction by the Golden Order. You are walking around in what is essentially a mass grave from a horrific genocide.

[@Skibbutz]

The worst part was they weren't even worshippers of the frenzied flame. They were innocent people slandered by shabriri and only began worshipping the flame out of desperation.

[@dontnerfmebro8052]

Technically, Marika started the zombie apocolypse long ago by stealing the rune of death. Ranni sure af didnt help tho.

[@PBandJ21]

Ranni actually stole the rune, i think

[@dontnerfmebro8052]

@@PBandJ21 I'll be honest - I'm on three hours of sleep and just got off work so I don't remember what NPC mentions it, but during the war with the giants I think its stated that Marika is the one who took out the death rune. This is supported by the items that allude to Marika being the leader of the death assasins, or that they answered to her. Ranni is also affiliated with these assasins. Its a big part of the mystery. Why would Marika want her first born to be killed? Was it only Ranni's idea to get rid of her own empyreon flesh? If so, how would she have been able to hide it from Marika when she was using the queens assasins to do the deed? Exactly why did it require two demi gods to die - one in flesh and the other in spirit? We may well never know any of these answers.

[@dontnerfmebro8052]

There's also the case of Marika's shadow, Maliketh, having true death sealed within his sword....

[@fatty1040]

@@PBandJ21 Marika stopped death entirely and F*** the world by putting them under the subjugation of the Elden Beast/Greater Will. Then made a hierarchy where anyone who doesnt worship the order is branded heretics. Ranni proved the Golden Order is a falsehood by killing Godwyn with the thing Marika banished *Destined* Death.

[@grassblock7668]

For what I understood, by taking the rune off of the Elden Ring she made all souls (touched by the grace) return to the Erdtree once their bodies died so they can keep this rebirth cycle going. We don't know where the souls of the graceless go, maybe they just stop existing. Nonetheless the zombie apocalypse started both because of Godwyn's death and because the Elden Ring was shattered (maybe?), so yeah it was technically Marika, but Ranni could have spared us the death of one of the possibly most wholesome characters in the lore.

[@midgard9057]

Gotta love how a good bit of these are purely just reddit discussion/lore/questions but is labelled as Elden Ring Memes

[@darlenetito2868]

11:01 Godfrey would have to be the only man capable of such a thing, if Radahn wasnt losing his mind to the rot.

[@Kenan_soffera]

That’s what I was thinking we well

[@novaaizn5254]

But radahn would not ride it because he chooses his horse Leonard as his mount

[@rokhathaway9045]

Guys

[@rokhathaway9045]

Big buffed up crucible knight on falling start beast and then times 3 for the small one encountet

[@LS-rp6yq]

@@rokhathaway9045 ghh B chjvhijghjjh

[@ThatGuyOrby]

11:42 Redmane Knight Ogha or Ancient Dragon Knight Kristoff. Ogha is a chad among chads who not only was the first Redmane knight and a close friend of Radahn but explicitly studied gravity sorceries with his friend and general. The fact that his ashes were those buried in the War-Dead Catacombs in Caelid were that when he died Radahn respected him so much that he afforded him the honor of Erdtree Burial which was the ultimate final respects one could give in the eyes of the Golden Order which Radahn revered based off his actions and known lore. In gameplay Ogha is a great summon at both long and short range with a devastatingly accurate and punchy greatbow and a greatsword and shield at close range with the ability to apply a war cry buff to himself. Kristoff although having less lore had quite a quite impressive achievement. So we all know Godefroy, the reused Godrick in the Evergaol, but fewer probably know the lore behind him. Godefroy was an older relative of Godrick who is believed to have inspired Godrick's grafting as Godrick saw the strength that it gave Godefroy. Strength enough to lead a siege of Leyendell with his forces. Kristoff faced, defeated, and captured Godefroy on his own. For his achievements after his death he was also afforded the honor of Erdtree burial. An even greater honor to a knight of Leyendell. In gameplay he is probably one of if not the objectively best tank outside of a heavily invested tank build mimic tear. His HP is massive, his greatshield blocks most of the damage that comes his way and he blocks almost constantly, he has a long range lightning strike attack that he can spam repeatedly and using it even once buffs his already pretty hard hitting spear with lightning damage. His only drawback is that he sometimes feels almost maddeningly passive during faster boss fights. Though to be fair in such fights a tank ash is not what you should be brining anyway.

[@TheJakestar5019]

Both have legendary rarity for a reason :)

[@bootleghollowknight]

As someone who uses the greatsword and also does fencing, this is indeed accurate

[@theportaldestroyer9487]

17:10 Everytime I see someone who doesn't know what a basilisk is genuinely makes me cry in glee, hope to god they never find out.

[@valkordarkmoor9108]

I can’t believe you made me listen to the blasphemous blade item description.

[@arokaml2964]

I wasn't expecting the cat pov!

[@morganpriest7726]

Here’s the prevailing theory on the molasses: it’s not molasses, it’s *corpse wax*

[@therecklessreploid4342]

THE GODDAMN RED WOLF OF RADAGON SWORD. Looks damn cool, but no instead we get a damn memory stone

[@-Chunky-]

1:25 there’s also a Bernahl summon sign there. He has a huge amount of health and restores a big chunk with his AOW which he sometimes spams continuously

[@bluebean5438]

Youre telling me I can squad up in 3 against the duo?

[@-Chunky-]

He's all i needed, didn't even use me spirit ashes

[@chronoshindou9848]

@@bluebean5438 he was added after 1.03, so if you fought the duo before, yeah you definitely couldn't summon him

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

I used him and mimic tear. Won first try, and I’m still a noob at this game

[@canadiangopnik7007]

In terms of certain weapons or spells that we can't currently use but i'd want to... I want Placidusax's Nuke Bolt, takes forever to cast, does insane damage, and gives hyper armour while you're doing it, fucking please fromsoft, I wanna do the funny nuke attack

[@nightstrike7870]

11:01 definetly a crucible knight with a big bow or the bell bearing hunter

[@Tindall4CO]

For the Godrick question a lobster. Dear gods those things are living sniper rifles. And for the Malenia meme so far me and my Mimic Tear have been double teaming the bosses as Dante and Vergil

[@CrowFeatherQuill]

Bro, the chest to Caelid.... *Walks out* *Sees Crows...Sees Dogs* Ooooh I fucked up.... *looks down at message* "Offer hole...expect sead" ......shit.....

[@DLG49]

3:22 this made me drop to my knees and made me cry a little inside 😭

[@jemandjemand2362]

Latenna at 3.06 had me dead. ahahahhaha

[@JustinSeepersaud]

A piece of advice the summon ancient dragon knight kristoff can be very useful to fight malenia in her second phase he can knock her down,has hella HP,actually uses his sheild and has ranged attack and decent damage

[@Diogenes68]

He also does lightning damage, which is effective against Malenia since half the arena is in a pool of water

[@razin_6298]

That radahn costume is actually lit

[@anotter321]

0:46 Because he's chill

[@Ashaira]

How fitting would it be if the dlc involves timetravel ala dark souls 1 and it turns out melania fights radan because of something we do and this allowed miquela to be captured. We were the outer god all along.

[@mushahidhussain1416]

boy do i have some news for you

[@skittlemastergrimm750]

8:58 I also got hit by that trapped chest

[@TheBingleDingler]

Rahdan riding the fallingstar beast would be abominable

[@summonersriftgarbage4426]

4:54 "we shall not suffer any more disrespect from our leader!"

[@minasthirith6314]

Wow, that is helpful. Thanks, basilisk of the ro- *petrified*

[@theidiotofdarksouls5815]

12:02 Wanna know something worse he could have grafted? The arm of a fire giant, those dudes are massive so if he had the strength to lift that then omg that would be a fight, can you imagine godrick but with a really big arm, like insanely big arm?

[@Manaphy0882]

5:00 damn, nice art

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

Now which side are you on i pick malenia

[@Manaphy0882]

@@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335 same

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

@@Manaphy0882 you have very good taste my friend🤌

[@jaredcrabb]

8:21 Cant be sure if its as good, but the dlc added the Minor Erdtree spell. Now I want Radagons.

[@jaredcrabb]

17:29 And make it summonable during pvp cause itd be funny.

[@jaredcrabb]

My build when Ive given them courtesy emough is full cheese. Equip Malikeths Black Blade, the Blade Black spell, Black Knife, a black flame spell, Acarlet Aeonia, and summon mimic. Usually it runs around doing nothing so I have half the hp drain.

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

5:00 of course malenia best waifu 5:12 goddamn right

[@drugulacrypt]

Alexander, IRON FIST IS THE BEST

[@selena89091]

5:12 I could care less what she did go blue or go home

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

@@drugulacrypt fair

[@vrodnsk]

when i started playing pvp i finally understood the hate for rob😂

[@evenbadbeast]

Math not be mathin’ at 6:58

[@paladin-ksai7667]

11:46 the nightmadien and sordstress they might not be the strongest but they're tanky and keep the agro well, and they also look great

[@LARPDARP]

Elden ring is listed as a farming game because the sacred relic sword is my combine and the albinaurics are my crops.

[@TheUnkindledTarnished]

6:55 your math isn’t adding up dude. It’s 39.94%

[@TimAuto3]

6:46 so true😬

[@ryannelson5148]

12:01 lobster would terrify me

[@GeneralHelloThere]

Imagine if it was a proper animal, like a bear or a horse.

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

Big lobster in the left arm and a runebear in the right arm perfect

[@BeetlejuiceX3-87]

10:44, bru lol, there's no need for that foolishness a second time around, one time is plenty

[@bassfisherman4610]

Switch the guts swords to the rivers of blood and ya got the first one down

[@sixbases6793]

1:39 wait, you can DO WHAT???

[@facundovera3227]

6:08 I almost never kill NPCs except Dung Guy, also he's more valuable alive than dead.

[@Alli1332]

7:11 is my meme from Reddit I made a week before this. Can’t believe it’s in a meme compilation.

[@starpy_extra]

17:51 use the tree brunches to guide where to shoot so you hit more consistently i myself made a message on the a stone a bit to the right that from there you can shoot through a space in the brunches that are kinda circular by aiming on the top part of the circle right before the bird steps into view so by the time it steps the arrow will hit its knee, it’s a bit hard to explain but it isn’t hard to find yourself a position like that

[@Foreskin-gamer28]

I know what you are talking about, I’ll try it

[@SMMmc76]

9:11 I was scared shitless on my first run

[@Lyy_Kun]

I remember running on the rot lake and didn't notice a thing until torrent died

[@sniperschiavo]

Basilisk of the rot should have he's own series.

[@therougehobbit2564]

11:03 To answer that, Crucible knight

[@AdeminaMemes]

3:30 Honey, that's not molasses...it's corpse wax.

[@facundovera3227]

16:21 lmao I feel called out.

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

3:29 *Instead of crying, seethes in rage instead*

[@oliverchild1885]

Livingjar is my favorite summon. They’re so cute

[@residentofthisplace7860]

I would not like to see Godrick graft Radahn onto his arm

[@darkeather2]

5:27 Obviously Glaivemaster Hodir

[@pubberhubber3462]

13:48 i think they missed one. Every nomad merchant

[@felipeguedescampos851]

3:35 maybe they sealed the doors, so you don't kill civilians

[@Archdeacon.Krieg.]

1:29 finally it took a meme video for people to realize why there’s so many of them.

[@PedroHenrique-nf1fq]

9:00 fist time i opened the teleport chest i dodged in the instant that i see something diferent and dont got caugh the teleport chest is pretty easy to evade even fist time

[@djmacgillis3090]

It doesn't matter what would ride the falling star beast anything would be literal hell

[@enderkahn1018]

11:56 1. A fallingstar beast 2. Literally any other type of dragon via frost, magic and rot 3. That blood crow from Mohg palace

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

Royal revenant

[@roseangel2146]

The kid radahn has to have a fun dad

[@andrewsebree4333]

I've seen that Black Knife Tiche somewhere before... but I can't remember where..?🤣🤣

[@pete8420]

If the word "blasphemy" is actually banned on youtube someone is going to be in a lot of pain for a very long time.

[@gejsalociN]

so fkn accurate that golden duo was the hardest fight to me by far, any other fight was pretty much easier than that one

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Baby Radahn!

[@redacted2740]

12:01 An Astel Head Imagine if you will Godrick With Astels bs added on

[@BenignAndaHalf]

The intelligence NOT TO KILL NPC’s is what “possessed” us.

[@veyron4013]

18:27 that's f***ing true!!!

[@Avod_Grim]

I think Sellen is quite underrated, because most people didn't see her without her mask. Sellen best maiden, y'all Ranni simps can't change my mind

[@claus8854]

17:20 i dont think there can even be a question. radhan mastered gravity magic to still use his horse leonard, held the stars, is a honorable man while malenia even got her arm broken by him, he waited for her to fix it, and then she just bombs him ....

[@strawhatcrow]

Me who just summoned people to do the boss fights for me

[@remn8636]

godrick could have grafted a giant basilisk to his arm. Let us be grateful he went with a dragon head instead

[@rpjoca4644]

3:56 funny how you are doing the same thing they are doing

[@maxhynding2553]

Basilisk of the rot should be given an award tbh

[@_____Shadow_____]

Me after seeing sellen’s face: “Gawd dayum” F*ck Ranni Sellen is the new Sorceress waifu

[@Glorbnok]

Bruh I don't like how many teeth that inescapable frenzy has...

[@the_laismanld5262]

radahn on the fallingstar beast would be a fcking nightmnare

[@keytohearts1194]

Think about the chaos godrick could have been if he had access to astel as a grafting choice

[@K-118]

5:00 mmm........ mmm?..... mmm!!, I know!! I choose.... THE SERPENT GIRL!!! 🐍👠💕💕

[@BloodyKiller11]

gostoc the grafted will follow you around, at each grace look around for him and talk to him, get him to be passive and he wont take your runes, follow nefelli quests and the fort guy over the demi humans going down to the castle in the bear forest and you can get their quests to pair up and end in the godricks castle and gostoc sells an ancient dragon smithing stone.

[@jakobyarns4369]

4:30 we not gonna talk how he just inserted a weapon description with no context or joke Also like half of these are literally just writing prompts

[@TimAuto3]

Nice Video.I really like the Elden Ring memes but Please don't censor everything.

[@b3taplay3r87]

18:36 Dragon fart/ Dragon ice for pvp or DUAL REPETING CROSSBOWS!!!! for the bosses.

[@KingCasual1986]

14:24 no, the flaw in its design is not letting us use Torrent in it.

[@CaffeinatedCaveDweller]

03:35 well it's not molasses it's death wax, and in elden ring the gargoyle enemy's are the dead body's of golden order champions that have been sort of glued together using death wax

[@Spahki]

3:35 Leyndell is under pandemic lockdown and the Fell King Morgott had ordered everyone be welded into their homes

[@manukid91]

This thumbnail was 100% facts 😂

[@fishyboy2140]

Hoarah loux looks like a newborn baby just really big and buff

[@Dumb_Plushie]

I want somebody to do a challenge run as Latenna, where they can dodge but cannot walk/run/jump/etc that requires legs until they beat Malenia and acquire her prosthetic legs. They also have to use Albinauric Bow/Horn Bow (because albinauric theme and magic damage, respectively) and use blue chain mail armor (except malenia's greaves).

[@demosnipertf2165]

10:33 Hidan from Naruto

[@Diogenes68]

11:03 Imagine Gaius riding that abomination

[@ThePizzaBadger]

12:02 Frostbite Lobster