Wanna rent me for a night?

[@tano1670]

FBI in the bush: "Mission failed, we'll get em next time"

[@YuriLifeLove]

What are you talking about... They are the Survival Gamers, not the FBI...

[@cattocs]

@@YuriLifeLove That's what they want you to think

[@crashpal]

Also Chris Hansen: "dammit we were so close!"

[@sgtprize8512]

Not to analyze the joke too much, but technically, this would be considered entrapment if this was in fact a setup, considering she was the one that brought it up, and otherwise he’d have no intentions of doing that without her mention, that falls under the legal guise of entrapment

[@tano1670]

@@sgtprize8512 oh really? So if she brings that up and he bangs her is that legal?

[@crashpal]

"YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN DOOR!!!"

[@niero4201]

Scrolling comments at 4am, drinking whisky, dude you almost killed me with that reference.

[@datboigokumi6048]

Bless that man, and PIZZA TIME

[@theglowstonecraft7100]

LMAO best comment

[@GramoChopin]

Lmaoo ah yes edgey Peter

[@kiggerst]

"AND I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR EXTRA BLANKET ALL DAY GODDAMMIT!"

[@JustinY.]

"I'm going to Jail"

[@bluwulf]

Justin Y. first reply

[@bluwulf]

hi

[@Amir-ct1yx]

Justin. Why

[@theangelofdeath3936]

Stop botting LMAO

[@makarlock]

Justin Y is a cross KZbin top comment legend

[@rayspringfield2692]

Respect for the animators and her voice actor for that extremely realistic water and sneeze.

[@concept5631]

Agree to that

[@victorhugo3952]

I think she used some powder there you really sneeze

[@BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew]

also the walking animation and the realistic cricket noise.

[@nelyyisoppy6509]

this is from 9 years ago too , animation is still great today . How come i never heard of this show before

[@nickisan]

Ive done voice acting for water for years and ive never come close to that level of realism. That actor needs a raise.

[@DrPinkieDie]

"Women in Bodies of Water Distributing Items and services is not a sound system of Government"

[@loucypher1060]

I disagree. It's the best system.

[@parzavaal5335]

If it's not sound enough for the Government then maybe we have a revolution on our hands

[@y.b4251]

I see what you did there

[@jaywilliam.7232]

"some moistened bint"

[@Sagdrag]

I'd argue the last 5 years ago have proven it's a better system than democracy.

[@andria1909]

This is the most realistic sneeze I've ever heard in anime.

[@kingstime5835]

Yahh I know right? I mean nodding even has a fake sound.

[@jemerson12345]

A

[@nimalperera948]

Lol yeah

[@peoul1]

They be like Humu humu

[@yoanlefebvre5565]

It also sounds like pikachu

[@Alias_Anybody]

The Chad-move would be renting her for a night - and then letting her paint your walls while you chill on the couch with a drink.

[@haveachocobar]

She comes in, expecting to get HER walls painted, but little does she know she was hired for renovation labor.

[@RockyPixel]

Ah yes, the Mr. Miyagi approach.

[@Meta9871]

It worked in Lethal Weapon

[@anonymouspseudonym7914]

@@RockyPixel What's this a reference to?

[@anonymouspseudonym7914]

@@Meta9871 What is Lethal Weapon?

[@Schrodingers_kid]

She was in the water and he still managed to roast her.

[@staledog4393]

He boiled her

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

He is definitely not gonna take the prophet mahammad route😂

[@somersaultinggiraffe1901]

​@@havefuntazarasu5367 more like the average Jew route

[@pierrotzzz]

​@@havefuntazarasu5367what does that even mean💀

[@marz3960]

​@@havefuntazarasu5367 there's no way u just said that

[@Ascaridia]

Me: peacefully browsing KZbin KZbin recommendation: wANnA rENt mE fOr A nIGhT?

[@PasscodeAdvance]

I got this recommended to me. Didn't know it was from the Shirobako / Sakura Quest people

[@michael8714]

That's exactly what happened to me

[@aoxgam3r274]

Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@champboy6668]

lol

[@thehiddenanimecrew]

Lmao

[@skyrogue1977]

Take note harem protagonists. This is how you turn down a girl offering herself, calm and suave, not being a frightened child.

[@skyrogue1977]

Maximum Vehicular Splatter I have, I find him too stiff and humorless, i was thinking more Yu Narukami from Persona 4.

[@paragon_21]

Then it wouldn't be a harem, if he turned down everyone...

[@Makilov]

Skyrogue19 It's understandable based on his backstory (if you made it that far)

[@milesedgeworth132]

Nah. The proper way to do it is to go "Eh?..... EEEEHHHHH?! NA-NANI?! THIS IS TOO SUDDEN. I-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS! YOU'RE TOO CL-CLOSE! SHIT HER SKIN FEELS SO GOOD!"

[@Makilov]

Ger Vang Yuuji is 17, but I get your point.

[@BrandoTheManyo]

0:27 Translation: "I'm not trying to go to jail"

[@vvindigou]

Yep....that's about it.

[@xHedSplttrx]

Bro what you doing here? LMFAO

[@YOMAMAXXL]

Brando The Man yo Age of consent in Japan is 13, so no

[@andrewx8888]

Burning Goose its 14 actually.

[@madledski5383]

Classymaru Nara lol no

[@ellieporter3270]

Man’s got higher standards than 70% of anime protagonists and 95% of anime fans. Impressive.

[@jebbryant6522]

95% is being generous id say about 98% of anime fans if not 99

[@olivercharles2930]

Indeed. Make that 100%

[@johnsmith-ow3xs]

what do you mean?

[@serrael-182]

I mean we dont know the exact price. Could be an amount that 98% of anime fans coudnt afford.

[@Hoppitot]

@@serrael-182 Just sell your kidney!

[@sigmaohio44]

Mens In anime before: calm, suave Mens In anime now: panic when there is a girl, denser than a neutron star

[@triximus6539]

dude you got me laughing so hard

[@ninjacortadordecebola1215]

Suave? Sussa? Tranquilo? Salve salve familia

[@ganges2264]

Idk that almost never happens , most of the time it's the man who is dense. Unless you're watching RAG or SAO.

[@SpicenBright]

@@ganges2264 If you reread his comment he is talking about the man tho

[@ganges2264]

@@SpicenBright fuck , the grammar could've been interpreted either way but yh.

[@irvancrocs1753]

"and that's how i met your father.."

[@theprocrastinator6813]

noooo lol im dying

[@alexparker5127]

I think your story is missing about 10 years of backstory first....

[@batosai85]

Alex Parker spoiler the guy dies when the daughter they have is still a baby.

[@Frogplushy]

First, I banged an endless parade of sluts. Then I found an umbrella, watched my friends life fall apart, and finally after all that, I found some guy with the same name as me, and pumped out two children.

[@krisjack9395]

im crying

[@peteromonobi6475]

“It’s not Illegal if you’re both underage” -Quagmire

[@Areyouserious1]

Giggity

[@giannmikhael5939]

@ODSGx HIVE *Giggity*

[@erathen6311]

@@giannmikhael5939 Giggity

[@Kyumifun]

I approve

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@angelinebena9675]

It’s weird that KZbin recommends me this ten years later

[@cn005ckr]

Ikr

[@natman2939]

Even weirder that I had already commented on it way back when. Me now: "Ask me girl!" Me then: "Ask me girl!" Me 10 years from now: "Ask me girl!" (i'll never stop thinking the same thing)

[@Flippindude]

Literally lol

[@cn005ckr]

@@natman2939 bruh an og yt user

[@EmperorOfApathy]

It be like that tho

[@celestrio]

The guy's on point. For a girl who offered her body for cash, she sure got embarrassed quickly once she learned her shirt was see through. She is indeed in her trainee phase.

[@bibosbarb9627]

From what I saw in the comments she isn't underage so she is propably 16-18 . That's age of consent in most countries .

[@ayylmao8375]

@@bibosbarb9627 his point still stands. She offered to sleep with him but was too embarrassed to show her bra through a wet shirt

[@B0x_T00l]

@@bibosbarb9627 No, she IS underage.

[@nazahostile]

@@B0x_T00l Shes 16

[@zachsuedmeyer2526]

@@B0x_T00l Depends on where you live. Even in the USA there are a few places that she is "legal" kinda weird imho but I see no reason to judge others based on my own personal norms.

[@tylersaldana1330]

FINALLY a guy who isn't so damn dense or afraid or embarrassed this my friends was a man

[@egazer7165]

RANDOM OBJECT I know. total dad there.

[@skmojoed]

if he was a real man he would have been brave enough :^)

[@AnnihilationXable]

Thats spike spiegel for ya

[@fangadorawolfen6164]

Teenagers are usually the "brave" ones. Although more like the stupid, and quick to react over their ego ones if a bit more honest. In all honesty when you get older, sex loses the appeal.

[@tobiii894]

Voidaken it's because they start to realize that they are not as beautiful as they used to be and that ALL MEN like young women just because they are the sexiest. So they need that recognition via many cocks inside their rancid pussies.

[@criminals7000]

0:33 that water animation was very good

[@knee3068]

Had more budget than berserk 2016

[@monzey1782]

@@knee3068 Had more budget than Seven Deadly Sins S3

[@levisdarkness4239]

Rewatched because of this comment and ur not wrong. That is some quality water animation

[@Datapitstopyaps]

fr

[@knee3068]

@@monzey1782 you had good seasons?

[@rylamistrandall6517]

This clip gave off a wrong impression on the series, yet its also a perfect one as it baits you into watching the whole thing. Before you knew it, they already had your heart surrounded and then made an ambush. 10/10 gave me the feels, I wanna visit Yunosagi the town where the show take place

[@ttchme9816]

This clip made me watch the whole damned thing. It's sad that the inn was shut down, but the ending was great imo.

[@janisir4529]

I want a full series with her as the protagonist. The series we actually had was pretty good already, but what I want is something truly trashy.

[@bekfestboi2445]

What's the name

[@janisir4529]

@@bekfestboi2445 Hanasako iroha The clip is from the movie

[@timob1681]

hanasaku iroha is one of the most underrated gems I've ever seen. i never see anyone talk about it but its in my top 5 of all time

[@loucypher1060]

"Wanna rent me for a night?" That depends. How are your laundry and sewing skills?

[@thisiswhatilike54]

Asking the real questions

[@VertietRyper]

For me, cooking Because damn if I can't

[@MagikSpellzz]

BIG. . . FACTS

[@InsomniacsAnonymous36]

This comment gives me hope.

[@vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717]

C-chores?! What next, hand holding? Kiss on the cheek! You lewd person!

[@kayleetoms6591]

0:41 When you try to give him the classic tsundere glare, but he walks away too soon…

[@act2wasstronger182]

"okay......what now? Should I follow him, or...."

[@kaiocrap6965]

Lol 😂

[@MrDibara]

@@act2wasstronger182 Cold: "SIKE!"

[@TheSundayShooter]

​@@MrDibara _Psych_

[@shaiii-chan]

@@TheSundayShooter Sike.

[@Xeptar]

I always want one of these situations where the protagonists takes up on that offer, only to humorously have her in his room to play games, chat, or reflect on her situation or something out of the protagonist's good will and curiosity.

[@frostedvoid2732]

Dexen That's a stereotype as well sadly...

[@The1stDragonRider]

You mean trope? If it is, I certainly don't see it being used enough. It'd be far better than all this dense protagonist shit.

[@luscinia236]

Dexen isn't that kind of like the scene from Deadpool.. where he rents the prostitute and takes her to an arcade xD

[@gageunruh2266]

The1stDragonRider 40 year old virgin did that. They watched hulk.

[@yunan9610]

I think I've seen few before, not that many though

[@davidstaffen6783]

I can tell how clever this show is. There's alot of character here. Not to mention the dynamic the two characters share from this scene alone. Her brave over rhe top nature while at the same time being inexperienced and emberished about simple things. She feels she is bigger then she actually is and it takes someone older with more life experience to show her how small she is.

[@Marcus-gw4bb]

Allow me to be that person here, "it's just an anime, chill out".

[@davidstaffen6783]

@@Marcus-gw4bb you could say that about any work of art. Sometimes over alalysing is fun

[@ahmadzahraniAAZ]

​@davidstaffen6783 I agree, sometimes it's just fun to over analyze the G forces of 3 minute warning beating up some lesbians. (yeah wrestling was fucked up)

[@nepdisc3722]

you're drunk

[@davidstaffen6783]

@@nepdisc3722 MabIe

[@samshay4984]

"I'd rent her" "She's under-" "So am i " "You're free to go"

[@Shinitakunai26]

Me: prostitution is illegal . 1 for me 0 for you

[@formeraxe117]

@@Shinitakunai26 NOT IN VEGAS !!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA

[@xxrogamerxx4237]

Shes not underage

[@dennislit3060]

@@Shinitakunai26 Over here in Germany prostitution is legal

[@kilist174]

@@dennislit3060 Wann holen wir uns Preußen zurück?

[@deyash4602]

water: exists anime girls: guess i have cold now

[@Forgot10Legends]

Lady in the pool what is your wisdom Do you want to rent me tonight What is this bullshit that’s not what I wanted

[@Acesahn]

*Sneeze*

[@mariokarter13]

Japanese People: Exist Anime: I'm going to literally die from the sniffles.

[@Cocxy69]

I mean She was in a pool in the middle of the night

[@potatoxgaming9466]

Its cold at night

[@tenchimuyo69]

Remember that time in Persona 5 where kids call a prostitute service and their teacher shows up? Not sure why I remembered that now.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

tenchimuyo69 I didn't know that, but I do now. Is the show out yet? I wanna watch the show, because my broke ass can't afford the game.

[@Lunk42]

Jonathon Andrews Lol no the animation isn't out yet and probably won't be for a long time and even if it were out that part probably would be a small portion if it was included at all its really something that can only be fully experienced in game.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

gamer42j I don't care, the games are too hard for me anyway. I suck at RPGs where I'm required to have a social life.

[@Lunk42]

Jonathon Andrews Ok then just don't get it.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

gamer42j I'll get it when the anime's out... The joke, I mean.

[@Deiruto_Uchiha]

Bro didn't hesitate and said the most realistic response, good on you lad

[@zombiegoku1243]

The water animation was fucking amazing. I watch that shit like ten times already 0:33

[@crypto66]

That's P.A. Works for ya.

[@thewarriorforce]

Yeah, that shit's cash.

[@Yagoobestghorl]

Black_Relic uhuh really the water?

[@PucciusLOLcannalunga]

still more budget and animation than berserk anime

[@vegeta9621]

The water... riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... lol

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Training bra, huh? So that puts her at aboooooooout _STATUTORY._

[@VioletLunaVirgo]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache Do you watch every anime video on KZbin?

[@mr.cuddlesworth3144]

My God, why are you everywhere!

[@safdafdo6198]

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER MUSTACHE-KUN

[@JasonShard]

Jellal with a mustache.

[@maxocean3789]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache, we meet again sult

[@imelitetrooper]

she offered to sell her body but was embarrassed when he saw her bra? am i missing something?

[@waffles5306]

clay timmons anime

[@Sabaelos]

logic. Goes to show that she was just acting tough but in reality, isn't prepared for it.

[@geormmmm]

tsundere?

[@solitaregames]

Or probably the embarrassment of not being seen as an adult because of it.

[@JohnnyBlack23]

clay timmons I know right

[@alexjavi7849]

I am more impressed about the fact that 2013 was 9 years ago

[@MxShamsiddin]

Bro it was 11 years ago now

[@tsunderella5826]

JAILBAIT

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

I-It's not like I like you or anything B-b-baka Don't have sex with jailbait, just MASTURbate!

[@MrMovieMan941]

And he saw it :D

[@24grantj24]

I Sexually Identify as an Alpha Krab that's the federally mandated minium, nowhere in Japan actually​ has a min age that low

[@mitchelljulius5875]

you have to be married to the loli, in order to do the sex with her. at least that's from what I've heard, so don't go get any ideas, folks.

[@thebravegallade731]

well, not married per say. its actually in a sort of legal grey area where if the minor was the one to initiate it its technically legal. "Inducing a minor who is less than eighteen (18) to be engaged in sexual activities is subject to punishment under the Child Welfare Law. According to Japanese Court cases, " inducing a minor to be engaged in sexual activities means an act of working on a minor to have intercourse or analogous conducts ( including oral and anal sex) with him or her, or with someone else by exering influence on the minor virually. " though its different per prefacture. if you want to do ANYTHING in japan, do it in tokyo. also everything is a OK in most places if its a sencerce romance AND have parental consent.

[@mariokarter13]

"I'm not into girls still wearing training bras." "Want me to take it off?"

[@sleepymoon7590]

💀💀

[@cheobe]

Ummm.... Hello FBI? Yeah there's one out here....

[@heccinchonkercat]

*b o n k*

[@nh8489]

Yes officer, this comment right here.

[@maxalaintwo3578]

WOAHOHOHO

[@Senzawa69]

Her: Wanna rent me for a night? me:*Smirks*...Nah I'm too broke for that.. *walks away while crying* This is how it should be right?

[@davidlollipop2714]

Idk

[@nothim8997]

Yeah bro, you are on the right track

[@kori1218]

*Cue Unravel*

[@2dollarchickenwings689]

*The exaggerated swagger of a heartbroken man*

[@ghst4824]

Yeah man" you should be allright so that the FBI doesn't catch you"

[@thirst8015]

No. I’m not gonna “rent” a teen who is in an public pool at midnight still wearing her school clothes.

[@justabingbong]

0:52 That sneeze is the most realistic one I've ever heard in the anime.

[@fancyboy3806]

Yeah man, it not a moan follow up by chao god of destruction sonic boom

[@tanner1253]

what’s the anime

[@justabingbong]

@@tanner1253 Hanasaku iroha home sweet home

[@michaelwesten1351]

It’s as if a real person is voicing them

[@ethanpooper6678]

boys we found him DarkViperUS chonky matt is back

[@shallow_night7046]

can we just take a moment of respect for this person who recorded this clip in HD even though this was 7 years ago?

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Pretty sure HD was fairly standard by 2014.

[@shallow_night7046]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 still tho its pretty rare to see 2005-2015 vids in HD

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@shallow_night7046 depending on the size of your hard drive, I guess…

[@shallow_night7046]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 true but still though most vids in 2014 is in like 720p or 480p 💀💀

[@kagemaser1406]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 man 2014 was 7 years ago god damn

[@ElJags]

*how much?*

[@NineDiamont]

how much is the fish?

[@imacommentj259]

12.95

[@joshualin5476]

Three fiddy

[@TheScorpion0081]

AH-64A Apache attack helicopter 10-25.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Joshua Lin That goddamn loch ness monstah

[@blinddig7525]

hanasaku iroha is truly an anime ahead AND perfect for its time

[@jinzu4499]

They put all their budget on that water animation..

[@intuii]

It's the movie so it's okay I guess

[@dragulia_venaro]

it's so *Daren Walter's* comment

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

Unlimited budget works

[@aabhashjr4052]

@@intuii what is the name of movie??

[@drachen1124]

@@aabhashjr4052 It’s written in the channel description - Hanasaku Iroha Home Sweet Home

[@thevirginslayer5362]

FBI: Don't worry boys, we'll get him next time.

[@thedestroyer394]

Na actually she not underage

[@xDinomanx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqivdJ2Qi6qnpqc

[@betheone4837]

@@BuetifullPersun what the fuck

[@phoenixangel5073]

FBI in Japan? Ok

[@orhanagrdag4193]

@@phoenixangel5073 JDF open up!

[@muzankibutsuji7377]

She: Wanna rent me for a night Me: Nah under-age She: I am not under-aged Me: but I was talking about my-self. **Then F.B.I Arrested her story the end**

[@vishalsharma23k]

Well well well, how the turntables.....

[@MarkD972]

@Muzan Kibutsuji But you're 1000+ years old

[@roxas4587]

my brain had a stroke reading this

[@gagida1829]

Lmfao

[@santinomendietatomi4759]

The turns have tabled

[@BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew]

youtube recommends me anime clips like these to remind me that i am lonely and single.

[@gameodd]

what is this and why was it recommended

[@abdullahtamimi8285]

Dippers kinda wondering the same..

[@Dinkle_Berry]

youtube knows more about you then even you do

[@Midnight-7411]

Dippers well you obviously watched it so you definitely liked it to some extent

[@i_nameless_i-jgsdf]

simply u had been watched way too many of these kind of video and that is why it recommended to you since it has the same genre as ones u watched b4.

[@Slyfer]

I mean we all still watched it right. Guess it really is recommended

[@realcartoongirl]

imagine being shameless enough to ask a guy for a night but shys away when a guy can see her clothing

[@shixxe]

That’s anime for ya

[@Andytlp]

that kind of cognitive dissonance/direct contradiction is common in anime. they think its funny and it is at first. But as you watch more of them it just gets silly.

[@bevercage6673]

@@Andytlp im glad my one and only anime is aot

[@Captivename]

He has not paid her yet, she's trying to run a buisness. Can't be giving the goods away for free!

[@Andytlp]

@man with a username magical anime girls have no legal ramifications. If a teen offered to bang youd sneakily turn on the camera or mic and then let her incriminate herself and then drag her to a nearby police station cause shes probably getting pimped by someone around the corner. Be careful to not get stabbed or shot lol. Better yet just avoid it all its not your fight. Report it to police and theyll probably solve it (most likely not lol)

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

This guy just called her a Child and tell her to go home in the coolest way I can think of

[@orealz]

Wanna hire me for the night? Sure....the house isn't gonna clean itself.

[@TheErwinator90]

Why did Spike Spiegel cut his hair?

[@crazynighthawk]

TheErwinator In this scenario, he decided NO bang.

[@babyeater639]

Because it was too *SPIKY*

[@mashiromeguca]

I thought the same thing

[@extrajerky2940]

More importantly, why is he not *dead* ?

[@umbraemilitos]

TheErwinator "To get to the other side."

[@sanikura8403]

I'd Rent her to....... Respect Her

[@vencselvictormihai3778]

Sani Poken Here, have a reply. People forgot how important respecting wamen is these days

[@thesilentdragon4170]

Vencsel Victor Mihai Oh I respect wamen all the time

[@vencselvictormihai3778]

The Silent Dragon I apreciate that

[@picklev5064]

Sani Poken I'd rent her, 3hrs later Guess who has no more homework and house chores

[@germsspices]

I dun think you're respecting her if you rent her.

[@LUpWNh]

But I’m not brave enough to rent a girl with a training bra... *Drowns herself*

[@Acesahn]

Shame is very powerful in Asian countries.

[@EvCrz]

critical hit

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂lol

[@chickown]

10 years, 10 million views What a sight to see

[@Babidi111]

id of at least asked how much

[@Hextator]

of? you'd of?

[@postshift19]

Just as long as you don't look at her training bra. Anything else is fair game.

[@somethinghandlesomething]

Babidi do u even english

[@charlesm337]

He knows odd english, thats for sure

[@Babidi111]

i do a lot of pills when i play youtube commenting, i'm actually fairly well spoken when sober, unfortunately with sobriety comes the realization that there's nothing worth saying

[@mitchhamilton64]

for people asking, the clip is from the movie version of hanasaku iroha. there was a series made before this movie and this is a bit of a prequel but id suggest seeing the anime first then the movie as there are going to be characters in it previously introduced that youll be very confused about. the series quality of animation is about on par with the movie. it is incredibly gorgeous.

[@whyueatsalad3349]

mitchhamilton64 is it good or bad ending?

[@ramenspyce3414]

Thx

[@juanfraga2862]

mitchhamilton64 thank you

[@gasher5362]

ROGUE GAMING what is the name of the girl in the clip?

[@mitchhamilton64]

youtube never notified me of these messages sooooo, my bad. anyways, i really enjoyed the series. about a young girl with a mother who decides to run off with her boyfriend and sets her up with her grandmother who the mother hasnt spoken to in years and runs an inn. as for the name, of the character, its Satsuki Matsumae

[@iq_pi7211]

0:52 you call that a sneeze My father: *Pathetic*

[@ferasalbasha2342]

weakness disgusst me😂😂

[@ginpau7416]

i remember watching this exact video a few years ago, this bring back so many good memories, those were good times 😭 8/27/2023

[@ginpau7416]

12:50 am

[@sunilsreyas100]

Me too, i don't remember how many years before. It was.

[@brandentheultramangofighter]

Her: wanna rent me for a night me: sure *plays super smash bros at my place*

[@villager1831]

branden8045 theultramangofighter YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD MAN

[@brandentheultramangofighter]

Villager yeah

[@NewEra90000]

@@brandentheultramangofighter wait your smashing with your bros at your place?

[@green_diamond4913]

@@NewEra90000 “The day I lost my virginity... the movie”

[@richraichu1370]

@@NewEra90000 I hate u cuz I was thinking the same thing

[@anonymousstout4759]

0:42 "Oh high schooler of the pond share your wisdom" You're going to jail!

[@detol549]

and name ,??

[@anthonyzivalich4962]

@@detol549 I want to know the name too. Can someone tell us?

[@adunce.5422]

I’m confused, I thought this was a one off bit

[@user-ug4xf2rb1q]

Meme format discovered, returning to base

[@DetectiveGalileo]

This is the perfect moment to say:"That's how I met your father."

[@janisir4529]

That's actually what happened, yes.

[@arnoldschpeiker7887]

The smoothness of the water animation when she dives is just too perfect.

[@cjvaans4484]

I'd rent her though.

[@huntonion]

i'd rent her every night till i die though.

[@estebanromero7058]

I'd go to jail though.

[@xephthetamagochi4046]

actually you would be amazed at how many live in nice areas, got a knock on the door a week ago from a new move in telling us per court order.

[@LarlemMagic]

Only if you get caught, duh.

[@Sashi_Mee]

LarlemMagic well you're not wrong

[@aidansanchez5554]

Me: "Damn 7 years ago? This is pretty good animation for what, the mid-2000s?" *Realizes 7 years ago was 2014* Me: "OH GOD OH FUCK"

[@CMTechnica]

Thanks for making me realize I'm old

[@pbucher_5589]

thx for making me realize i m in a depression

[@fendebende]

I’m 17 and you made feel like I’m 45

[@cipher01]

@@fendebende lol

[@menji6332]

First time? I feel you, man.

[@Rosales3269]

I would've pulled a Batman and run as far away as possible so when she comes back up she thinks I'm Batman.

[@mo.157]

😭😭😭😭

[@Rosales3269]

@@mo.157 what?

[@sushi4997]

Lmao

[@acapitala4936]

😭😭😭😭

[@Rosales3269]

@@acapitala4936 what?

[@HeyHax]

Probably one of the most genuine sneeze I heard in anime 😂

[@khl2445]

"This is the most realistic sneeze I've ever heard in anime." way to steal a top comment 2 years later, bozo

[@suus1027]

@@khl2445 Please do not gatekeep comments

[@ringojuice5673]

​@@khl2445🤓

[@killtrigger16]

"Wanna rent me for the night?" !! *money bounces off screen.. Dammit..

[@silentotaku8]

LOL

[@amierulsauffi9740]

Let me guest...your screen broke because you just realise you only have coin.

[@davidlollipop2714]

@@amierulsauffi9740 FATALITY

[@asiansimp]

@@amierulsauffi9740 that’s overkill

[@acapitala4936]

@@amierulsauffi9740 Well guess what Amierul? I only had 10 cents! The screen can never break!

[@sebastiencleroux2640]

Ok ill rent you. You can paint my fence

[@lukest292]

lmao

[@acewing3889]

Wholesome

[@jerome1471]

I'd be hard to paint a fence at night though

[@kameronjones7139]

@@jerome1471 get a flash light

[@IamINERT]

You can clean my room

[@nicolasa.3192]

Wish there were more Male anime protagonists like this. It's even in line with his character, being that he's an adult and this sort of thing is more manageable the older you get. Cool guy, I'll have to give this a watch.

[@bipindongolbruce6538]

The water animation is amazing.

[@nalu1651]

Anime name "hanasaku iroha" 26ep+1the movie This scene is from the movie. You should watch. it's great.

[@samyohanglimbu6017]

Love you bro thanks so much.i was scrolled 3 minutes straight for this comment.

[@user-gz7df9gu2b]

same bro arigato😢

[@tenzinjamphel8028]

Thanks bro, you're the best. Have been scrolling for 3 minutes now

[@phenomenon2500]

Thank you

[@JorgeYT-bj3qh]

@@tenzinjamphel8028 same here

[@DjayT.]

He's like: "I ain't going to jail"

[@julianobumga5279]

Note to self: when a anime girl says something to you just completely ignore her and walk the fuck away then she will inevitably follow

[@Acesahn]

Anime girls cannot resist the flippant.

[@itz_IMMORTAL69]

Can't believe this was animated almost a decade ago

[@vegeta9621]

Havent seen the anime, but im gotta take a shot in the dark here and say she fell in love with him because he refused to buy her. Did i nail it?

[@shubhankarsingh9154]

Goku Nimbus nah man

[@vegeta9621]

Swing and a miss lol

[@akumati4061]

Goku Nimbus Yep.

[@vegeta9621]

Lol

[@Ethriost]

Not quite. But they do ended up marrying each other, having a daughter who will became the main character of the anime series (that scene was taken from the movie version of the anime, fyi)

[@ユーリイ]

題名知りたがっている人達、これは「花咲くいろは」というアニメの劇場版です

[@マクローリン展開-d4h]

今年1番の感謝

[@kingchimpan3085]

エロすぎるやろぉどぉおおお！！！

[@うどん-n6x]

@@マクローリン展開-d4h 今年始まったばかりで草

[@太郎マンデルブロ]

ありがとうございます

[@無教会内村]

Thank you! 感謝する❢

[@dontlook3836]

Girl: wanna rent me for a night Him: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

[@hassanalamoudi5343]

Say goodbye

[@sya624]

FBI : And us.

[@jadrianmc3420]

"Wanna rent me for a night?" press A to say yes press B to say no **spams A a lot**

[@chromaticabberationsgiveme9811]

JadrianMc "PRESS A TO RAPE"

[@RetroWrathX13B]

When you play with a controller with everything BUT an A button

[@maikopskoy]

Removes B button so that wont click it accidently

[@MembersOfHistory]

that water animation when she goes under🤤🤤 0:33

[@okayfine3728]

What the hell are you doing here Levi?

[@MembersOfHistory]

@@okayfine3728 just vibin😘

[@ryo-v2c]

@@MembersOfHistory eyy sup levi

[@MembersOfHistory]

@Gabi Gabi...

[@slenderminion2229]

Ya'll talking about the girl and the guy, but what gets me off is _that water._

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

Wtf is wrong with you? Your perving on the water!? Jesus that waters like 6 years old dude!!

[@KingRaulDame]

@@traceyjacobsen8544 underated

[@Xamor101st]

This was a wild suggestion youtube. Also the comments section: "That sneeze tho!"

[@グレゴリオス]

once wise man said "age is just a number" and "jail is only a room".

[@niero4201]

Age is just a number, and jail is just free food and accommodation.

[@UncleMerlin]

@@niero4201 and death if you don't respect the gang Lieutenants.

[@15m0]

@@niero4201 and free ''surgery'' for prisoner's asshole when he drops soap

[@JeyJey88-9]

Love how the guy actually takes it chill like a normal human being and doesn't give us a stereotypical "NANI?"

[@jtamiing559]

That’s cuz this isn’t a comedy, I’d be dumb to have a black and white standard for everything, you’d end up the current western “entertainment”

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

@@jtamiing559 The irony in your own statement is denser than a tungsten cube.

[@jtamiing559]

@@epsteindidntkillhimself69 you can't even explain without insulting, zoomer

[@darumaichi]

​​​@@jtamiing559...why is this man angry?

[@Nyeowww]

The algorithm never disappoints me these days

[@experiencedotaku171]

Ah...you are also a man of culture, I see

[@IzayoiMeiHigu]

Same

[@sarwinraaj3457]

Same

[@arasifbd]

Anime name: Hanasaku Iroha

[@legendgaming-rt2qw]

Arigatto ❤

[@Cyan_lemon]

Thanks bro for the time saved

This is officially the most realistic sneeze in anime ever.

[@Cornholio8787]

thats why i like it when the guys are a bit more grown up. im just so tired of the typical child like anime responses.

[@tarkatamamnjit3808]

Life*

[@in9836]

the amount of power dudes have when they rejected females sexual advances radiates alpha energy

[@Shadow_Symphony]

That’s some of the best water sfx and animation I’ve ever seen in anime-

[@WinterCrafter]

Her at the end: How did he resist my charm? There is no way.

[@lookatthepicture4107]

Thanos "Impossible".png

[@WinterCrafter]

@@lookatthepicture4107 lol

[@Shayce]

@@lookatthepicture4107 Pretty sure he meant Ishtar

[@gesturlorenzurbanocanonigo1633]

KZbin is truly a mystery we'll never solve...

[@Lindaine]

This takes me back, I remember the good old days when I can just watch anime constantly without any worries.

[@knuxuki1013]

There's something satisfying about her diving back underwater and the realistic sneeze

[@ruvikvictoriano9484]

One evening with you isn't worth 20 years of calling an oversized cellmate "Daddy"

[@dav9612]

this comment is underrated. thank you

[@NewEra90000]

what???

[@aifuyuumi3115]

@@NewEra90000 its just something happen in jail XD

[@NewEra90000]

@@aifuyuumi3115 oh yeah sorry i had something else in mind when i read it so i couldn't really understand it

[@Karma-ji6ud]

Everyone talking shit but not getting the big picture. This guy was a chad. He didn't simp. He walked away from his chance.

[@KhaosFrosty]

Fellas, is it being a simp to accept sex from women?

[@Randomguy-vx6tg]

0:20 Man was literally hearing FBI's siren.

[@abstract0407]

My man was not having that shit

[@TheWhoamaters]

How anyone should respond to a child offering themselves. Be an adult, be mature about it, turn them down, and walk away. That simple

[@spicyboi9957]

0:33 Now that's some Disney's Atlantis level budget water physics

[@zahidakbarrabbani617]

*me trying to find funny video in recommendation KZbin : "Hey, wanna see rent anime girl?"

[@mauken-dyn6685]

The water is very well animated, wow. And props to the solid sneeze being included.

[@justusspiders]

Bro just wasn’t trying to go to jail

[@psyxypher3881]

And this is the point where you hand her a twenty, tell her it's a gift, and wish her well.