[Elite: Dangerous] JAMESON'S CLOSED

Huitzilopochtli is the solar and war deity of sacrifice in Aztec (Braben) religion. He was also the patron god of the Aztecs and their capital city, Tenochtitlan (Shinrarta Dezhra). He wielded Xiuhcoatl (a bunch of SRB plasmas and some force shells) as a weapon, thus also associating Huitzilopochtli with fire (from overheating). Huitzilopochtli burst forth from his mother's womb (Jameson Memorial) in full armor and fully grown (funny hulled to 90% thermal resistance). He attacked his older brothers and sister (any CMDR who approached), defending his mother by beheading his sister (poorly built corvette) and casting her body from the mountain top (sent to brazil). He also chased after his brothers (any survivors), who fled from him and became scattered all over the sky (other systems and solo mode).
Here, go forth and build this outrageous meme ship:
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Song used: SCXR SOUL - DARKSIDE

[@katrinatheinsane6869]

Thermal damage continues to not exist unless its every station laser pointed at you. And even then...

[@BlueSpaceH3F-60V]

Most of damage caused by the huge multi-cannons installed on the outside of the station, only lasers cannot take so much damage

[@somedude4805]

It’s just a fact of life you don’t go to Jameson in Open unless you’re ready for shenanigans.

[@rocket8848]

Congrats, you've out-throngled Jameson!

[@simon-ricardokuhn1713]

Now THAT'S some crazy hull tanking of a station's cheat lasers. Will you also go ATR hunting? Their ships have hacked stats which makes them insanly difficult to destroy

[@CrimsonGamer99]

ATR's just annoying NPCs. This ship can comfortably ignore them in a fight, but there's no reward for killing them.

[@steammausss164]

So does ganking if you don’t count salt

[@BlueSpaceH3F-60V]

Anaconda can destroy ATR easily (even Anaconda ship). They didn't maximize the ship's potential, nothing new except some revb lasers and grom missiles. the ATR's Anaconda has only 3 shield boosters, leaving 5 utilities slots for 1 heatsink and 4 point defense turrents, so it's safe to say that the FDev A complete waste of the Ana's performance

[@jackstone2082]

Can someone who knows Elite better than me explain why having Kinetic and Explosive hull reinforcement engineering makes the Thermal resistance skyrocket? Kinetic and Explosive reinforcements reduce Thermal resistance value, do they not?

[@joshbored15]

Mirrored surface with thermal engineering puts your base thermal resist above the intended cap. This breaks the diminishing returns logic causing any further changes to thermal resistance to be inverted

[@CrimsonGamer99]

haha integer underflow error go brrrrr

[@myaantares4036]

@@CrimsonGamer99 You f*cking exploiter!! 😂

[@black._omen7509]

IT WAS YOU

[@CrimsonGamer99]

IT WAS ME, DIO!!

[@Maddock_]

why people still go to Jameson in open is beyond me tbh

[@CrimsonGamer99]

It's perfectly safe as long as I'm not there.

[@MicraHakkinen]

Some people just want to watch their ship burn.

[@aruspice1174]

Cause we like pvp mate o7

[@gamingsnipsandbits]

I'm going to go with "shits and giggles" as a perfectly viable reason 😁

[@ckallerid]

to watch mostly this

[@Runic-Raven]

Was kinda satisfying to see "Your Moms Lover" explode xD

[@CreepyUncleStupid]

HEY! That was ME!

[@tigger4000]

My lover from another mothers brother...

[@Zenda_Nior]

@@CreepyUncleStupid 😂

[@zijkhal8356]

Inb4 Fdev fixes this by making station guns do full damage to PP on *every* hit

[@zijkhal8356]

(Like how they fixed healy beams outhealing station guns by adding reverb cascade to station guns)

[@vishnuprasanth4725]

That's how Eve online fixed Concord.

[@BlueSpaceH3F-60V]

Throngler's father

[@Blaze10523]

Fair and balanced

[@spaceman022]

Good thing I’m always in solo in that system 😂

[@Lobs79]

Well, glad I didn’t visit Jameson recently. Hope you are well cmdr. 👊🏻

[@rocket2739]

90% thermal res is outrageous 💀

[@IzzySqueazy]

This is a masterpiece, i cried.

[@Shipnot_Nonindustries]

LMAO what is thermal damage?

[@ShystemShock]

Excellent... Glorious.. Awe inspiring... great sound track too

[@dyrc1881]

I thought this was jameson's crash site ganking and was really confused why i wasn't seeing planet

[@jackzeng7096]

With 13 1D HRP you can get 96% thermal resistance and 88,953.8 effective thermal hull, insane

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Yes but less absolute, which matters quite a bit

[@pawn6]

bro is bullying the station 😭😭

[@thebagfather4633]

great job . someone did this many years ago when engeneering first come out. the went to the back of a station i think slightly to the left and was not hit ny the stations weapons(might have changed since then) i think he lastlest about 15 mins before a bigger ship got him. but well done for your ffort thats whats makes elite fun doing what you want to do o7 chap and lets see more . you next challange take on a fleet carrea( just got up for work so my spelling if of today lol)

[@scalie]

The Throngler's Father

[@BigRoofus999]

That's crazy damn

[@deavo74]

Great work o7

[@TerracottaBrick]

Throngleconda in action 🙏

[@BlueSpaceH3F-60V]

I think weapon focus pd and SCO FSD is better choice

[@commandershepard7289]

How many credits you have?☠ That´s some insane bounties you gained plus the rebuy

[@theendlessvoid7124]

Last I played, bounties were a complete joke

[@rocket2739]

Once you got billions, a rebuy is nothing

[@aruspice1174]

Ok, thats next level

[@firehedgehog1446]

I was there to personally witness one of these, thankfully I wasn't a target, and I was already docked, but yeah, I was there. I am CMDR Varana Faeora, Crimson

[@pokerfaceproductions1010]

You have good karma as long as you dont become a rat killer

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I actually use the rats, and calling a false rescue puts you on their blacklist anyway so there's no point.

[@rocket2739]

Protect the rats at all costs o7. I was there when Fuelum was being attacked.

[@RobinHood-yk8og]

👌

[@filmkungth830]

seem balance👍

[@gerogr4]

JAMENSON CLOSED ‼️ ⛔️

[@cardglass4122]

soon

[@Derkiboi]

was this an excuse to tell Aztec lore?

[@zabijavak2329]

that's pretty funny

[@DeividSantos12]

Thanos who

[@vKibble]

skadoosh

[@Cee64E]

Aaaaaand this is why I don't play in Open: Griefers suck.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I'm not a griefer. I'm just helping people dock faster.

[@zabijavak2329]

okay

[@zijkhal8356]

Back when I used to play, I played exclusively in open. I barely met any players... Oh, and some of the highlights were actually whenever a ganker tried to gank me in a select few high traffic systems, and I had to evade / escape.

[@Persephone_]

you'd hate sea of thieves

[@Cee64E]

@@Persephone_, Undoubtedly...