[Elite: Dangerous] The Ganker meets The Vomit Comet

There's a reason I uploaded this video on the 21st of September...

[@oliverhilton6086]

This is the equivalent of doing donuts around the rich kid's Audi in a Transit van

[@AlbinoKiwi47]

duct taping JATO rockets to your weed dealers minivan to see what'll happen

[@finneganlong6865]

Underrated comment

[@zx25_ntro72]

A Transit powered by a sizeable star

[@Freakshowof97]

The FDL: "I sense a great disturbance in the force" The Vomit Comet™: "Yeah that's the adderall"

[@3ddan148]

underrated comment

[@KyeEnzoden]

{(O)}_{(O)}

[@101m4n]

Flight controller: - Restrict speed until clea.... ah what am I even saying, he’s already doing 400m/s...

[@lostxminds129]

YUP GOTTA LOVE ELITE DANGEROUS COMMUNITY

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

400? 700*

[@everinghall8622]

I always boost directly into the landing pad doing an uncontrolled fa off tumble. Eventually I'll get a perfect landing lo.

[@MareSerenitis]

_"you should have brought a gun instead of an adder kid"_ Nah mate. I don't need a gun. I've got ~thrusters~.

[@demonking5221]

so true

[@57thorns]

The bet was that the daft noob could not kill the adder, and of cour the daft noob was clueless in a real fight.

[@matthewhill5734]

reference received :D i dont need a gun, I've got a DONK

[@sqoops8613]

NOT AFTER I SHIFT INTO *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

Bruh this is ludicrous speed

[@EdgeHM]

He got the turbo.

[@seantaggart7382]

HIYAH

[@finneganlong6865]

CRASH CRASH CRASH

[@skyridersilvermoon8240]

Came here expecting a combat adder... now trying to sing along with a churned stomach.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

No, the combat Adder was my most recent vid, against the 13th Legion.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@CrimsonGamer99 this is THE SPEEEEED adder

[@cybeasts]

i know this video is almost 2 years old but I just got into elite dangerous and I'm telling you now, this strat has no right being as funny as it is

[@brianlam5847]

nice.

[@Jardonius]

I think this commander just does things different~

[@wsketchy]

@@Jardonius he just built different

[@L.J.Kommer]

"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!"

[@WhenGoatsWentBaa]

vomit comet... and vr... oh god

[@DeusEx2027]

Haha haha haha

[@xKapnKrunch]

Hence the name

[@ray2266]

Oh Yes

[@3ddan148]

literally the only way i fly my chieftain

[@zachjollimore4339]

AND IM DOING IT

[@beenis1619]

Who will win? An FDL that is meant to rip small ships apart? Or one speedy boi

[@The99Hawkeye99]

10/10 for the song

[@eustacequinlank7418]

You need a disco ball in your cockpit.

[@fennecky3764]

Adderall

[@maybar66]

Haha nice

[@seantaggart7382]

I'll take some i do have adhd and asd

[@FrazzleCat]

"adderall". Son, I fucking lol'd. o7

[@CrimsonGamer99]

This isn't the Vomit Comet's first rodeo. The original video is actually my most viewed on the channel.

[@spencebourque4481]

The letters on the dash waving back and forth to the music makes this video.

[@thatonespirit8358]

“Power plant rendered inoperable” Me: *WUT?*

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I got one of the two power plant snipes. When someone uses penetrating weapons (like rail guns) they can damage internal modules. When the power plant is destroyed, one of two things happens: 1. The power output is reduced to 50%, and if you don't have your power priorities set properly, this can disable your whole ship. Ideally you set thrusters and FSD on priority 1, so you can get away in the event this happens. In this case, the thrusters drew too much power, and my beluga was disabled. 2. You blow up.

[@thatonespirit8358]

CrimsonGamer99 Wow... I’ll keep that in mind lol

[@Jeefly]

I wanna see this from their perspective

[@Jazod]

It was an Adder boosting away lol

[@samstephens7388]

b l u r

[@entr0pydee]

NYYYYOOOOMMM

[@leonstansfield]

You have inspired me to outfit and engineer my eagle to get at 700m/s boost speed. It works, and it's highly impractical, but very fun.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

The Imperial Eagle can be faster, and had a medium hardpoint. Combine that with reverb cascade mines and you got yourself an untouchable mine bomber.

[@downtofunkytown]

@@CrimsonGamer99 oh I have to try this!

[@smokill91]

@@downtofunkytown :D i love this gaem

[@Stellaform]

Good god I have to try this now.

[@lostxminds129]

Oh my God I LOVE THIS IDEA

[@unclestone8406]

I can't help but imagine Freya Wion singing along to this in the copilot seat and flailing her arms around. Seriously, this entire video is some Macross-level Deculture, and that's why we love it.

[@filippobonni8377]

"Papa Palin has smiled on my thrusters"🤣

[@michaeijcaboose2037]

0:30 is just too perfect. Kudos to you.

[@felixlange1263]

I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!

[@AmyLeesPetWookiee]

that music with the spaceships, guardians of the galaxy vibes. love it haha

[@cobaltblue1975]

LMFAO! I'm 1:15 seconds in and I'm already in tears laughing. Thank you for that. It was damn refreshing. Usually these videos go as follows. "I'm in an obviously inferior ship but I saw xyz commit a terrible atrocity so I popped a can of spinach and swooped in to help. That evil griefer stood no chance against my awesome piloting skills." Pure gold in just the first minute. Thanks CMDR. Also, extra points for the EWF.

[@justinrowe7869]

The music alone made my day.

[@Dushess]

"my own torpedoes" man, that was totally awesome, so even ganker was shocked

[@powerupminion]

Watching this for the fifth time now. Jamming the heck out!! 🤘

[@sl4gg]

I imagine you fly this thing sitting in the pilots chair backwards with one hand like a rodeo clown...

[@crackheadengineer3716]

Faster than a Mamba, more manuverable than an eagle... HOW?

[@Vigilant_Owl]

Officially has me at a 10 out of 10. Will subscribe and watch again.

[@ElijahCarrows]

That moment that you want to get back into ED after watching you be in a unhittable, unkillable Adder!

[@ethandowdy2892]

"September" by Earth Wind and Fire. Loved it man

[@smnbee75]

Love the music choice... ;)

[@geminiangels5653]

The moment you boosted out and pegged the mail slot I was reminded of a brief video of a puppy rolling down the stairs and when it got to the bottom it stumbled to its feet and the words "nailed it" popped on screen

[@Airrage88]

Unkillable until it runs into its mortal enemy: the mailslot

[@NailAlex]

Thank you, bro! You gave me good options for anti-gankering activities in Shinrarta Dezhra. I called my troll-ship "Yellow Vomit" in honor of your "Vomit Comet". The first weekend of the anti-gank gave magical results in the form of burnt griffers. The whole KZbin will now know who of the griffers has a weak bunch :)

[@57thorns]

While naming and shaming is great, it also feeds their weak egos to get attention. May I suggest two options that could be done about senseless ganking: 1 - anyone with more than two million credits in bounties, would be hunted down by wings of 10 Elite+ NPC bounty hunters (regardless of what ship they are in, and solo is not safe of course) in maxed out combat ships. They should of course employ typical ganking tactics and avoid attacking a ship without weapons and cargo. They should also not make their presence known until those ten blips appear on the radar. While a player get 2 million of the bounty, these NPC wings would only get the rebuy cost (so if you are in a sidewinder your bouty decrease a few thousand credits), and once a player is flagged, they are unale to repay bounties except when killed in a sufficiently large ship. Remember, these are the supergankers, they are in it for the sport of killing gankers, not for the money. 2 - allow us to blacklist people. Just being able to play in open without ever being in the same instance as a known ganker would be great, if ganking is an essential part of the game, just add the option of blacklisting anyone that killed you when you did not have a bounty on you.That way they can only kill every other player once, which should be enough to inflate their flaccid ego.

[@Noruzenchi86]

@@57thorns You can block players to prevent them from being instanced with you in Open.

[@57thorns]

@@Noruzenchi86 Does not solve the problem at all. Finding a good private group is better. IF however, there was a global blacklist, say that people who do a lot of ganking is autoatically not instanced with people who are clean, that would be a transparent solution.

[@SendarSlayer]

@@57thorns Nah, that ruins the game. Don't want to be ganked? Play in solo or private. I would like NPC bounty hunters to be a thing, or even just have system police try to arrest you/search you more often etc to discourage high bounties. But just dropkicking someone with NPCs destroys an entire avenue of play that these people enjoy. Its part of the experience. Space doesn't care who you are.

[@57thorns]

@@SendarSlayer It only ruins the game for people that ruin the game for others. What you are saying is that putting people in jail for robbery, assault and murder is ruining those peoples lives. I love consentual PvP even is I suck at it, because it is a real test of skill. I would have loved if they forced conflict zones to automatically be pvp areas. I take my combat ship to a conflict zone (instead of just hazrez or bounty hunting at a navigational beacon) I know what I am getting myself into. Being in a wing would give some protection. And remember, any gankers would be wanted by both factions in short order, and have "some problems" even when leaving the combat zone.

[@jakobruppert6531]

... I watched this while on my void opal route, I flew into three planets not paying attention lol

[@nikisepps]

You sir are a hero

[@derf5045]

i'm now discovering ur vids, biggest chad in elite no doubt

[@bradtidball5206]

I just love the anesthetic of your adder

[@DanPerezSax]

Absolutely brilliant. Most fun pvp video ever.

[@rekki27]

That song is perfect, hands down best pvp tactic🤣

[@lukas_06_photo83]

one of the best and most entertaining videos i have ever seen

[@Retrolizer]

That man had no idea that flying could require skill

[@kohotokun]

Omg I can't even this is so beautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MatheusKlSch]

I loved how the letters in the dashboard follows the song's rhythm

[@Z0N1C38]

I imagine the pilot is like dancing and singing in his chair when he gets interdicted

[@Patriot_Fredplay]

And thus, let the barell rolls begins.

[@ROCKYHYBRID908]

HOLY SHIT I recognize that ship, I think I multi crewed with you once but left after not vomiting lol

[@lsswappedcessna]

This is the equivalent of a stunt driver in an E-450 box van

[@davidpoling7748]

amazing

[@jonaselze9316]

this guy for sure has thrown more than one inkwell...

[@cptrockstar3292]

That was funny! Good video and the choice of music 👍👍

[@1999owned]

My dude. You're great

[@GRTtigerstyle]

Absolute gold. Subbed

[@dogfacing]

I did something similar. I minmaxed the engineering on an Imperial Eagle, reaching a 691 top speed and a whopping 922 boost speed. After equipping a grade A long range scanner, FSD interdictor, and Grom Bomb, my top speed dropped to 677 (meaning I could still outrun any seeker missile without boosting) and 903 boost speed. After locating a ganker or being ganked myself, I'd hop in it and go find them, interdict them, and after dropping out of supercruise, I'd wait a few seconds for my FSD to cool down while dodging the enemy with zero difficulty. Once I could jump again, I'd fly right up to them, hit them with a grom bomb, then immediately fire up my FSD (meaning they would hear back-to-back COVAS messages informing them that their FSD was rebooting and that mine was spooling up) and jump back into supercruise. I'd quickly loop around and wait for them to reappear, then repeat the process while they bitch at me until they accepted that there was nothing they could do to stop me and leave in frustration

[@CrimsonGamer99]

We call that a cope eagle, and it's kinda annoying. You should put reverb mines on too. Take a little speed hit but you will be able to take out their shields in a few passes with some practice.

[@the_eternal_one]

You just moonwalked outta there!

[@lmssoftware3130]

The fucking music dude. You absolute mad lad LMAO

[@Dzejk86]

The finest gold you can find on youtube.

[@joshuahowles-bowker8851]

was mesmerized watching the bobble letters dancing @_@

[@KadeDev]

the disrespect when you low wake lmao.

[@blackranger900]

I think I just got epilepsy from watching all that rolling

[@cmdrroughroads5831]

That was a good laugh! I've actually been working on something similar with a Hauler :P

[@tg5441]

Sometime it is difficult to comprehend the act of human being.

[@seantaggart7382]

*gank: Pirate* So thats what it means

[@ccasling4]

Oufucking-standing marine When that music kicked in the feels oh god it was so fucking good. Keep being you it’s awesome

[@KABBARANKS]

I just blew chunks all over my screen!

[@rzei10]

Lets hope the vomit comet never dies

[@TheAngriestGamer.]

Lol it sounds like the song is saying "Adderal" XD

[@sirtraineewhat576]

the g forces the human body would experience

[@CrimsonGamer99]

44 Gees in a hard turn, negative 10 gees in a hard dive. I did the math once.

[@joshuahowles-bowker8851]

vomit comet, now with a side vomit bucket to dispense the vomit

[@freetrial1934]

Thumbs up for the tunes and the pilot fuel name on the dash

[@thehoror8367]

Now this is pod racing

[@Zachattack1cub]

"Spinning is *not* flying!" "But it's a neat trick!"

[@fire_ant_187x7]

That little son of a gun looks like a fun ship to toy around with LMAO freaking awesome Holy hell! I just noticed the speed! Over seven hundred twenty

[@blarzgh]

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-" CLUNK Brilliant editing hahaha I did a loadout just like this ages ago, but it also met a similar fate. Now it's my main Bug Hunter and it does the job really well. So glad there's other people out there doing stupid things with Belugas haha

[@saitamaonepunchman8176]

I get vertigo just seeing these vids in my recommened

[@Ratatoskr3007]

Honestly... you've managed to make me motion sick... but it is a hilarious ship.. keep up the good work!

[@AkemiMera]

Your memery is legendary, maybe one day I'll see you in the black

[@Anastas1786]

You've got barf bags in the glove compartment, I hope.

[@angeluss28]

0:33 Serves you right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sky9897]

This is comedy gold

[@Retalak]

A classic.

[@Ramses4821]

Holy shit that is one fast adder

[@CrimsonGamer99]

She can do more than just go fast. Check out my official Vomit Comet video for more!

[@monkeawarenessclub9800]

The vomit comet is actually a real plane that is used to simulate zero G by diving at stupid speeds and making everyone in it regret life. Hence the name “vomit comet

[@Gunn3r91697]

He went to Spain without the A

[@Rapscallion2009]

That is one agile ship!

[@carlspackler9550]

nice soundtrack !

[@quack3891]

how could they ever predict where you're going if you don't even know where you're going?

[@fire_ant_187x7]

Roflmao "12 seconds later...my own torpedo fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sebastiangalvez1444]

I need that build for the adder looks epic

[@kaizaki9148]

I've said this before and I'll say it again. Adder pilots... Mad lads

[@kacoh.9111]

the fdl cmdr must have fealt like trying to hit a fly.

[@xxenchanteddemonxx5222]

I can't stop smiling 👌 😁

[@roguereaper1330]

If you had passengers.... oh man that's a lot of cleanup.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

I have filled up all passenger areas with solid lead bricks, to add extra armor.

[@SimonPeterson552]

Holy shit that guy is in my friend list for some reason.

[@soleenzo893]

omg you're like, the ultimate ganker troll, i love you hahahaa

[@EdgarFelipe]

Thanks for killing griefers (or at least make them puke).

[@MarioGonzalez-kj7jd]

Lmao wasn t expecting that

[@CommanderKayDee_official]

krass !!!hahaha