greek mythology as vines but with a side of gAY BECAUSE ITS PRIDE

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THREE MONTHS TO UPLOAD THIS

[@isobel7213]

From the first two seconds of the video: *_IF_* I SEE ANY HATE IT'S ON SIGHT *BITCH* Happy *pride* , aphrodite loves you all. enjoy apollo being a bisexual mess. Sorry I couldn't get everybody in! hermes and perseus in some version of the myth are lovers op is a classics major and ready to throw hands if needed dionysus will personally fight any haters.

[@greencyy]

:)

[@broseidon1658]

I’ll personally fight any haters as well.

[@nicholasloremann4741]

Wait aren’t Hermes and Perseus half-brothers?

[@redacted6255]

@@nicholasloremann4741 all the gods and titans could trace their lineage back to the primordial god Chaos and later gods as well; for example H and P's dad Zeus was married to his sister Hera, and their parents Kronos and Rhea were also siblings, and *their* parents Gaia and Ouranos (i refuse to call him Uranus) were mum and son. as a result they were all related and incest didn't really matter to them -it definitely didn't to them when Zeus and Poseidon both raped their sister Demeter as animals or when Hades kidnapped and raped his niece Persephone-

[@nicholasloremann4741]

malaika I know that. But this getting far too strange

[@giuliaorsetti4833]

Greek Character: is gay Historians : I am sure there is an eterosexual explanation for this!

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

This is just accurate

[@vivalapluto2501]

*"they were very good friends"*

[@Adelei42069]

Hetero Homies

[@lavenderrbooks]

*cough cough cough achilles x patroclus cough cough cough* oh my, where did the cough drops go?

[@redheartsunglasses]

F iS fOr fRiEnDs wHo dO sTuFf tOgEtHeR

[@acidkydd4923]

gods/goddesses: “ we are gay “ historians: “I thought you are greek”

[@mrtuwnbr]

Underrated joke

[@Grimsded]

This gives me the mean girls energy.... But in reverse.

[@broseidon1658]

Entire Greek Pantheon: *being gay.* Historians: *_oH, i DoN’T tHiNk sO._*

[@robno1033]

Wait did historians actually try to censor the myths?

[@greencyy]

Robno yea bruh

[@redacted6255]

@@robno1033 they tried to censor existing literature as well. e.g. some translators have intentionally translated sappho's works to make it seem like she was addressing a man (although the original greek makes it clear that she was a ragingly horny on main powerhouse of a lesbian), others have tried to argue that she was just a schoolteacher addressing and instructing her students (when there is literally nothing in her works or from the wider context to support this). cishets just can't swallow the gay

[@manuellara9644]

greencyborgninjadude Because homophobia and other phobia related to gay sexualities was still incredibly prominent

[@lalimartinez8932]

@@robno1033 obviously, in a lot of pictures, translations of ancient Greek, etc the historians tried to make "deep" friendships and change the genres of some of the affairs to be the opposite gender. Funny thing: in the ancient Greek, the persons who had homosexual relationship with their same gender, were totally normal, and even existed a army of affairs between soldiers.

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

Category: *EDUCATION* It’s not wrong tho

[@KarutoZoaldyeck]

WAIT ACEY?! ARE YOU ASEXUAL? I am ace

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

Mako's TOONZS YEE

[@pericatt]

#ASEXUALFAM!!!!!!

[@Adelei42069]

It gives you much know.

[@godabandonedthistimeline]

Another ace here!🖤🤍💜

[@devilmethewitch2024]

I once read a fake tweet that goes something like this: (Drunk things happened) Zeus: So let me get this straight... Apollo, Hermes, and Dionysus: None of us are straight sir...

[@alexanderk7353]

Neither is Zeus. *coughs* Ganymede *coughs*

[@expiredwater8254]

@@alexanderk7353 WHAT

[@cindy11051995]

My gay history of art and archeology student heart is full

[@jagodakit]

“Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five f- hey where are they :(“ *,,,,oh god the aftermath of book siXTEEN*

[@devilmethewitch2024]

Too soon!

[@greencyy]

It’s been over 2 MILLENNIA

[@devilmethewitch2024]

But I don't think I'll ever get over it.

[@jagodakit]

greencyborgninjadude i guess 2 millennia 2 soon, as the hip young’ins would say

[@nerdywolverine8640]

*aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH*

[@AbsolXGuardian]

5:36 "Hey I'm lesbian" (as in liking girls) "I thought you were lesbian" (as in from the island of lesbos) Fun fact, the correct way to refer to someone as from lesbos is still to call them a lesbian.

[@Sigart]

I knew a Lesbian once. He was confused as hell over English :P

[@alexanderk7353]

As Greeks call them mytilinian

[@GuiSmith]

Αλέξανδρος Κατίναs Nowadays, anyway. Apparently some dudes wanted to get the old name back and tried to get a court case but were denied for obvious reasons

[@alexanderk7353]

@@GuiSmith Oh really? I had no idea. When?

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

AAHHHH MY GAY SUPPORTING SOUL IS SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU ADD SAPPHO IN HERE Edit: oH mY gOd this is the first time i got so many likes, thanks everyone!

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

@Vidar Gartz Woahhh you ruined it but still, thanks to your comment, i was notified how many likes I got :)) Normally I don't notice when my comments get lots of likes, because they usually don't. So thanks :3

[@isobel7213]

It's at 666 likes - no-one must like it again it has to stay on that number

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

@@isobel7213 It's at 669 now... so I guess it's even better??

[@coconutthecockatiel478]

Hi Washingdad!

[@jennamomenna5750]

When you realize that Iris is litterally the god of the gays

[@broseidon1658]

This is true.

[@aciesongbird]

GODDESS OF RAINBOWS, GODDESS OF GAYS

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@broseidon1658 even you agree

[@broseidon1658]

gannon the dragon Aye.

[@ladyartemis9288]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Hi favorite uncle!

[@killme2781]

“I love my dead gay son” THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@kottonkandy0962]

THE SAUSAGE ONE WOTH HYACYNTHIS IS SO ACCURATE OMG I’M SCREAMING

[@doriangrayapologist]

i'm a flower, but i still get _sausage_

[@klausoshaunacey8429]

Cassandra incoherently groaning and this whole damn video gives me air. THANK YOU

[@katrinahubler5545]

Artemis *points to an empty field while looking into the camera*: Look at all those people I'm attracted to. Sorry I had to through that one in (this is refuting to sexual attraction) it's an Ace joke.

[@stevenc4982]

Apollo: points to a field. "Look at all the people I'm attracted to."

[@selfcompassionate]

@@stevenc4982 oh that hurt a bit

[@ladyartemis9288]

Are you forgetting Orion?

[@nymphietonks1026]

@@stevenc4982 damnnn that hurt

[@greencyy]

Any hate on this and I’ll send Cerberus to gut u

[@nahlotzul7851]

So, you gonna send the good boy?

[@broseidon1658]

And, I’ll call up the entire Pantheon (except Ares).

[@kaligraphy3605]

send Cerberus to me anyway, he's a good boy and if I go out, I go out happy

[@Jay-to7yz]

i mean i loved the video but send him anyway cause i fucking love him

[@chaoticcanadiancosplay3171]

Yasssssss

[@jaxvipre8606]

*I dunno man, could be gayer*

[@greencyy]

D:

[@ilovedrawingstuff2395]

@@greencyy *slides a twenty* make it gayer

[@ihatemylife3]

Nah bro crank it up to 30

[@Jenna-hg4uh]

I saw a vine that went something like this: "People say being lgbtq+ is a choice. And it is. You _chose_ to read the Percy Jackson books in middle school. And look at you now. A hOmOsExUaL" and i was like okay but ur not wrong

[@tay8681]

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈 im so excited for this month. Im biromantic asexual.

[@missmoss2410]

Sold my only Soul we stan and you’re valid

[@tay8681]

emilia elysia omg thank you i needed to hear that

[@yeeyeeyeeyee1270]

IM STILL FIGURING IT OUT

[@Sofia-nc1tu]

@@yeeyeeyeeyee1270 SAME

[@zionnemakoma1398]

Is- is that a thing?

[@legorocks9737]

Artemis, Hestia and Hera be like: Are they drunk? Athena be like: No, They’re being Gay

[@sofiae7229]

As a bisexual mess myself I appreciate apollo very much :,)

[@alexanderk7353]

As a Greek bisexual I approve ur comment

[@satanikbunny]

he's literally our god

[@alexanderk7353]

@@satanikbunny Wdym

[@costyhetalia]

@@alexanderk7353 they mean that Apollo is basically the god of bisexuals

[@alexanderk7353]

@@costyhetalia oh. true

[@SashyyKane]

This is what the G(ay)reek pantheon deserves

[@aciesongbird]

Lmaooooooooo love it! Xx

[@GuiSmith]

I loved that ending because you can never heteronormise the Greeks. Just doesn’t work.

[@garganbrenna74]

sksksksksk Cassandra as the mumbling girl killed me

[@Kimmy0721]

You going sksksk killed me

[@deltahawkins7490]

Distinguished Gay: Dionysus Functional Gay: Hyacinthus Disaster Gay: Apollo Distinguished Bi: Odysseus Functional Bi: Pan Disaster Bi: Aphrodite Distinguished Lesbian: Athena Functional Lesbian: Iphis Disaster Lesbian: Sappho

[@doriangrayapologist]

i’d like to nominate achilles for disaster gay and patroclus for distinguished gay

[@that..1.lil_freak]

No Apollo is Disaster Bi. Still, tho, have you seen/read how Apollo tries to get smitten with Atmetis?? He did it so awkwardly that even Olympian gods got secondhand embarrassment 😂😂

[@isobelmiller7464]

I thought Athena was ace

[@miamafalda1118]

This has to be the best shit I've ever seen oh my God that's legendary.

[@haleypapeo3802]

6:44 thank you for putting Brendon Urie In this compilation he is a pan icon

[@ghostthief8130]

Nice profile pic

[@ghostthief8130]

And username

[@haleypapeo3802]

PanicAtTheEverywhere thank you 😊

[@arianna1280]

PanicAtTheEverywhere Is your name a sanders sides joke or an I reading too much into it?

[@kayleighdriessen]

Artemis just looking at the guys like "WTF?" just makes in complete

[@spacetrashpile7199]

I’m writing three papers on Sappho for history this year and my god all the Sappho vibes are speaking to my soul.

[@miamafalda1118]

Sis was gay

[@greencyy]

Hella

[@lactosefreemilkstealer7188]

The gods are all a little gay and no one can deny that-

[@kipjack]

I've decided. I'm going to join the Greek Mythology Fandom. I have no clue where to start, but imma do it.

[@Kimmy0721]

You're on the right path

[@Laetu]

No one: Zeus at Ganymede: you into maid/butler play?

[@greencyy]

HSHDJSJSKA

[@sangvide]

as a useless bi I supporT- Also you are my now favorite person for making these,ily.

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

*sips coffee in raindow cup* 👀🍵 Ah what a *glorious* way to start PRIDE month.

[@noa8431]

This is why I subscribed to your channel

[@chaoticcanadiancosplay3171]

Sammmeeee

[@greencyy]

HONORED

[@k4eru20]

AAAA IDK IF SHE FOUND IT FROM HISTORICAL EVIDENCE BUT THEY TOTALLY DO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED IN SONG OF ACHILLES

[@hana.sf307]

Oh they definitely did, there's this one part in the Iliad where it says "And Achilles and Patroclus went to their bed" b e d I'm a nerd what can I say The Iliad is super gay (Also, I freaking LOVE TSOA) -a poem

[@k4eru20]

Hannah F YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU FOR THIS

[@80yearsold23]

That Ganymede one was perfect. Love this video 💚💚

[@nahlotzul7851]

*AWAKEN THE GAYNESS (/°-°) /*

[@lowtuhigh]

apollo and hermes giving artemis advice on how to talk to callisto made my useless homoromantic ass happy. THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE

[@silvercandra4275]

I used to love greek mythology as a child to a point where I listened to the stories in audiobook form, while other kids were still busy reading Harry Potter, and now that I'm older and a transgender bisexual guy, I love to just look back and feel comforted by the fact that my childhood heros were also not quite straight. It makes me feel a bit warm inside...

[@aditig3897]

YEEEESSSSSSS My asexual heart loves this

[@nicholasloremann4741]

I see another asexual as well *but this... does put a smile on my face*

[@miamafalda1118]

Ayeee I'm demisexual! Acespecs UNITE!!!

[@aditig3897]

@@miamafalda1118 Yay!

[@nicholasloremann4741]

*Happiness noise*

[@aditig3897]

@@nicholasloremann4741 *visible happiness*

[@Kelaiah01]

Hera: Okay, ONE of you has to be straight. Poseidon: Nerites: Apollo: Hyacinthus: Hermes: Crocus: Dionysus: Ampelos: Zeus: (raises hand) Ganymede: (pulls hand back down)

[@ajolih9416]

Why was 2:52 so accurate??? 😥😥😥😂😂😂 Edit: Please play this @ my funeral. On repeat.

[@alexanderk7353]

@myfuneral

[@alexanderk7353]

@myfuneral @myfuneral @myfuneral @WTF

[@killme2781]

Every single one with Patrochilles in it was like a knife to the chest

[@nerdywolverine8640]

4:35 this is so sad when you remember that *he's not gonna make it back alive*

[@kkutu1185]

1:27 I love how Hyacinthus gets to hang with all the girls far to much.

[@absolutelynotellen]

As a straight girl who leans to asexual I approved this

[@yuhhyuhhhyuhhhh]

I don't think you understand hoW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@greencyy]

gwen bee AAAA

[@marieyanoooooo8348]

OMG AHAHAHA I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HERMES, DIONYSUS, AND APOLLO GOD BLESS 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanwatt6706]

The Poseidon one is accurate especially the rapey one

[@fruitcakemtdew]

That sausage song vine is the most underrated one ever.

[@daisymay6684]

**slides a twenty and a box of cheez-its** *_GAYER_*

[@greencyy]

OOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHH

[@viviennerosignoli3993]

Wait a minute... Are there people that think SAPPHO IS STRAIGHT???? BOI EVEN CATULLO HAS EXPLAINED THAT SHE LOVED AN APPENTRICE BUT THAT GIRL WAS ALREADY MARRIED TO A BOY AND SHE SUFFERED SO MUCH... LIKE HOW???

[@greencyy]

u have no idea

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

Independent of that, female homosexuality wasn't as accepted as between man back then anyway.

[@singulariteas]

02:47 THE PICTURES ON APOLLO'S COMPUTER FUCKING KILLED ME

[@Izzayroach]

I know nothing about Greek mythology but I can tell this 100% accurate

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

Hestia, Athena, and Artemis: *moonwalks in together while holding the asexual pride flag while dancing to the song haters by TLC*

[@acehealer4212]

2:53 I’m dead! (Just like all of Apollo’s lovers) And today I learned that Hermes loved Perseus in some myths (Perseus is a total catch, so that’s fair)

[@pavesemyfavouritelesbian]

No one: Historians: tHeY wErE jUsT cLoSe FrIeNdS

[@olywilleventuallyanimate9646]

Artemis: I love women. Am a homoromantic asexual. Women are great. Historians: Oh so you love Orion? Everyone: nO-

[@devizakura]

6:13 I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A SECOND PART

[@ricocarpenter2189]

I love that in every one of these Hermes, Dionysus, and Apollo are the best of buddies. It's amazing

[@sunshineflicker6120]

This is the kind of compilation that butters my croissant

[@olywilleventuallyanimate9646]

Artemis: I like women. I like girls. I am a LESBIAN I love women. Poets and Historians: Ah YeS aRtEmIs AnD oRiOn WhAt A bEuTiFuL lOvE sToRy

[@madimo2369]

7:17 most appropriate use of heathers

[@pleiadeshaveset]

I cannot stress how detailed and researched this was! Thank you for this historic masterpiece

[@greencyy]

You’re very, very welcome.

[@historicalfashion9036]

this video is a treasure that we don't deserve

[@thisisnotmynam]

This whole video is a blessing (especially where Apollo/Dionysus/Hermes are together) but I think my favorite part was the scarred expression on Artemis' face when she was listening to Apollo and Hyacinthus talk about their dicks XD

[@overallmeow4361]

Every time I watch these things it’s just so accurate it hurts 😂😂

[@youraveragemusicperson2176]

THANK YOU MY BI ASS NEEDED THIS HAPPY PRIDE!!

[@pamez9980]

Omggggg IT'S PRIDDEEEEEEEEE

[@persephone6167]

6:08 finally I've been looking for this everywhere. Now I'm happy.

[@elisa-bi9xd]

why have i not subbed happy pride man,, apollo is proud

[@cyestar8140]

i can't stop watching the intro it's a problem every fcking day I watch this compilation just because I'm inlove with the intro like green you've created a monster!

[@Kimmy0721]

Brendon Urie: Smirks Scientists: We've discovered the cure for Coronavirus, depression AND cancer

[@priyamajumdar3079]

Only 4 sentences - I found my new Patrochilles headcanon! Heart eyes for Apollo and Hyacinth, y'all. STAN SAPPHO!! Dionysus bullying Ares for being hetero. LOL.

[@aureoberlinerinn4679]

I L O V E M Y D E A D G A Y S O O O O O O O O N !

[@missmoss2410]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@F1nn1ck-08]

*Apollo, Hermes, and Dionysus.* Forever Zeus’ disappointing gay sons

[@kadenceeley116]

𝘍𝘶𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵: A guy named Crocus was to Hermes as Hyacinthus was to Apollo. *brothers suffer together-*

[@aciesongbird]

OMFGs thank you so much! It's so nice to know that there are great people out there! Also, today (1st June) is gay day, as every day of pride month is dedicated to a different sexuality/gender! So happy gay day, can't wait for Apollo day (3rd) cause that's the bisexual day!! Xx love you all, you are all special, peace out! Gays for days honey, gays for days! Also, just a little bit for people who are not so supported: LGBT = Love Gets Better Today

[@TheBigE9999]

*me watching this whole video twelve times*: could be gayer

[@rosetintved]

the achilles and patroclus ones are way too accurate

[@anaj7545]

thank you for this masterpiece

[@dianabautista2488]

7:19 the most accurate vine portrayal in the history

[@adrianasaenz5692]

I love the Hermes-Apollo-Dionysus trio. I *love* them. Fuck-

[@OverstimulatedConstantly]

NOT ME GETTING A BIBLE AD ON THIS VID 💀💀💀

[@whatgsaid]

“Greek mythology as vines but with a side of gay.” So, just Greek mythology then. 😂

[@koikofi4911]

Ive learned more from this than my own history class

[@diohasbigchonkers3815]

9:49 Artemis turning around to realise the person flirting with her is a pretty woman

[@sarahamira5732]

Apollo: *throws discus* Hyacinth: "what the fuck RICHARD"

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I have never been able to fully imagine Apollo until now and it is exclusively in *that* outfit (1:15)

[@MrAwsomenoob]

4:36 well now.. *sips coffee*

[@Starry_Tones]

I love how artemis always has to deal with apollo's shit

[@emmacarter1748]

oh my god, i love the iphis representation it's literally my favorite myth but i never see anyone talk about it

[@panainpublic]

I'll just appreciate the amount of Thomas Sanders on my own, I guess... 6:43 ...aaaaaaand then you slipped in a lil Beebo. I shall now up the fangirling level from 53 to 100.

[@stellap.723]

3:47 time to write an entire fanfic about this. if i dont come out of my room for 2 weeks dont worry im fine

[@AmateurGhoul]

What I thought I needed was wrong. I needed this instead. Love it

[@daisymay6684]

Ok I saw Heathers _and_ Beebo's kinky boots in the same video. My life is complete

[@greencyy]

beeeboooo is love

[@brianna37]

I’M WHEEZING AT THE WII VINE

[@ZanetaW]

The references to The Song of Achilles!!

[@flamebunny6511]

Apollo looking at all the flowers and Daphne being represented by the Scooby doo character I-😂😭 Also the one at 5:05 reveals ace Artemis and I am here for it.