the greek gods as vines v2

edit: I KNOW ZEUS ISNT A VIRGIN YALL THATS THE JOKE

[@martifernandez8]

I love the Apollo/Hermes/Dionysus trio and their chaotic energy too much

[@18thPresident]

literally would destroy the world

[@tasneemkhanom6539]

HAHAHHA SAMEEE

[@tessatata]

That is literally the most chaotic but fun but annoying but powerful but dumb but smart but stoopid trio in the entire world but *i am here for it*

[@modelstatus3456]

They're fucking iconic period

[@nf4347]

The chaotic three.

[@atsyrc7280]

1:51-1:55 I like how Hades and Poseidon are hanging out when Zeus ain't around. XD

[@arraescobar6083]

poseidon secretly hated zeus while Hades was obvious about it

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

I know it's great

[@nf4347]

l loved that too .

[@lemao2222]

You know that sibling that you hate? But both of you hate your *other* sibling even more so at least you two bond over that?

[@alxisno6785]

No actually, in greek Mythology, Hades and Zeus were the closest of siblings, so much to the point that have you ever heard of a myth of them fighting?

[@4rs0n1sm]

This is great but zeus is FAR from an adult virgin lmfao

[@BarcingMatter]

Sure as hell acts like it

[@4rs0n1sm]

@@18thPresident the og sexist hskds

[@4rs0n1sm]

@@BarcingMatter true true

[@catcollector1257]

he’s mentally an adult virgin

[@kaileykrantz]

Judgy Dyke- I believe that would be sarcasm

[@maririinn]

THE ONE WITH THE SODAS IM WHEEZING

[@jennamomenna5750]

I KNOW I DiD NOT EXPECT THAT

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

I had to sit down and take a BREAK after that one

[@virginiarailfannoah5415]

yes

[@18thPresident]

:)

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

THE FACT THAT MY FATHER ATE ALL OF HIS CHILDREN IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

[@lowtuhigh]

artemis saying she’s the supreme lesbian with hecate and athena behind her got me so bad jsjsndnsns this is amazing 😂👌🏽

[@alexandralochouarn4411]

Athena never fell in love at all, Artemis loved Orion (platonic), and for Hecate, the only thing sure is she's not married...

[@maririinn]

@@alexandralochouarn4411 liking Artemis is also bisexual culture then

[@zeera7080]

Don't forget Hestia, the one who started Lesbian culture.

[@sidereumcantor1525]

HelenaLOVES Winter Heston is big lesbian culture I was on my way to comment that I’m glad you agree :D

[@insertusername4079]

Alexandra Lochouarn no Artemis is asexual

[@Phoenix-qe7dm]

The gods: *celebrating incest* Me: WELL YA DON'T SAY...

[@yukinokun2935]

Celebrating incest with more than one female being.

[@asjadusman8829]

Zeus smiling at hera...who is being forced to marry him

[@imnotstupid5058]

*Percy Jackson fans have entered the chat*

[@bisexualfish2953]

Hi

[@anonymous-zv7me]

*Well...hello*

[@pleasepleasegivemearedheadman]

Hello

[@Cet-gr5ym]

Hi

[@Dorovich21]

Yes!! Let’s storm this place my dear Percy Jackson fans!

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

Zues: I'm an adult virgin!! Me: no, your not... Everyone in greek mythology: AGREED!!!!!

[@Yunjii0714]

Zeus* Nice try tho my bro had to pause his Game to read the comment lmao

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

AGREED!!!!!

[@LadyMythos315]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 100% *A G R E E D*

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@LadyMythos315 your just on all of my posts arent you

[@villian_deku_and_shigaraki]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 hello my favorite greek god 😀

[@kikim.1212]

Apollo: *singing like an angel * Every girl from everywhere :Beautiful , OMG, THIS VOICE Artemis :shut up Girls :*screaching *Why

[@2MeterLP]

Apollo: So wanna date? Every girl ever: Id literally rather be a tree

[@aditig3897]

I want more Artemis, Hecate and Athena vines

[@aditig3897]

Thank you

[@BarcingMatter]

My favorite lesbians

[@aditig3897]

@@BarcingMatter *YES*

[@nykkie5547]

include Hestia too. one that started bisexual culture lol

[@ryanmaclean1720]

All of them gangsta until oryan be hunting

[@darthbingus1929]

When you put somnus instead of hypnos and you put janus but its a greek gods vine comp

[@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416]

@@18thPresident hypnos swore vengeance and he's mad

[@18thPresident]

when youre a dumbass

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Who the fuck is somnus?

[@18thPresident]

@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 roman god of sleep that was also the result of using the root word somn too many times in a paper

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

WHO IS THAT

[@seankelly3171]

Zeus..adult virgin...something’s not adding up

[@18thPresident]

Skelly Arts thats the joke

[@brothermanbrenden1607]

Poseidon: do you remember a time when I liked you? Odysseus: no Poseidon:Good, cause it never happened! Odysseus: oh

[@Nerdl0g]

“Ares thinking about killing hephaestus”

[@alanicoaxum7972]

The Cronus one got me

[@bisexualfish2953]

*Kronos

[@familyfunadventures8619]

@@bisexualfish2953 it's spelled both ways

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Kronos???....

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Corona????

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

He got me too i was about the 4th one he got

[@azy8733]

The pan one killed me

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

2:55 Could also be Hephaestus thinking about setting up the golden net trap.

[@thomasedgerley7453]

Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes are just 3 chaotic mates on a roadtrip

[@thefoolwholovestheworld]

1:37 THINGS I DIDN'T EXPECT : THAT

[@zooer64]

Hephaestus!!!!! :D my dearest boy getting his time to shine!

[@kestrellyu1634]

Zooer agreed lmao

[@nico-yd6fo]

He NEEDS more love

[@missmaecosplay6858]

I’m watching these instead of doing actual work for my college report on Ancient Greece. I feel like I’m learning

[@sammartinez4563]

Hades is perfection 👌🏽 Got’em

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Thank you

[@sammartinez4563]

Np mA lOrD

[@sedlyholmes3722]

Hermes: can i get a waffle Artemis and Apollo: 0:53

[@llokmacd9157]

Demeter’s bored as hell you say?

[@macknificent003-3]

Athena with the passive aggressive vibe and Poseidon with the sass AND the shade? Everything I needed

[@myrin265]

the one with dionysus, apollo & hermes in the car was priceless

[@theendisnearhd8045]

3:01 it's actually what happened

[@ferretneedssleep8451]

1:30 Apollo at all his past loves***

[@18thPresident]

ig i gotta clarify here so heres the shabang 1. the zeus virgin here is a joke 2. im stupid and somnus was a result of using the root word somn too many times in a project 3. im never gonna make the roman gods as vines thing & im also stupid & the vines worked gr8 for janus so he’s a greek god now ig

[@matichagak548]

Agreed. Roman Gods as vines is just weird. They are the fighters the serious guys. Naaahhh the Greeks are waaaay better for vines

[@18thPresident]

@@matichagak548 exactly! i can and will rewrite mythology for the vineage its just how it be

[@justaname4136]

OMG OLYMPIANS CELEBRATING INCEST!!! LIKE WHAT?? I SO DID NOT SEE THAT COMING I'M DYIIIING

[@yukinokun2935]

No kidding,everything about my language's mythology (Greek mythology) is I n c e s t.

[@Yasmin-su4ff]

1:38 HHAAHAHAH I CANT

[@zephyrmurphy9464]

Zeus is the exact opposite of an adult virgin

[@18thPresident]

thats the joke

[@flynnvoid7694]

Me: *making fun of Zeus and dragging him literally every day for all the shit he's pulled* Hades, my patron god: You really can't wait to meet me in person, huh?

[@leegreene9209]

Olympians celebrating incest *ten seconds later* Apollo/Hermes vines

[@Abshir1it1is]

"I love the natch." That was weirdly cute.

[@princessmiram9994]

Sometimes it’s fun to just... sit

[@blanket4763]

2:15 best one yet

[@ainsleyarmstrong7005]

"I'm sixteen years old.... *I'm a grandma* "

[@matichagak548]

That girl is so cute

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

THE FIRST ONE IS PERFECT WHAT 0:15 true 0:40 true 0:53 true 0:58 true 1:05 true 1:10 true 1:16 true 1:39 true 1:49 true 2:10 true 2:25 true 2:40 true 3:01 wait this happened omg what the cows 3:13 true 3:20 hephaestus* 4:10 true

[@E.T.360]

0:34 Zeus? More like Apollo

[@18thPresident]

Eric T i mean yes but we gotta add the signature “poseidon & hades making fun of zeus at least once every 30 seconds in a ulysses s grant stan account vine compilation”

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Where do you think apollo gets it from Leto is way to down to earth for that shit

[@wafflewoofs5684]

The one at 1:38 had me in for a kettle wheeze jeezus Christ. If y’all know your Greek myths and gods and shit. THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS 🤣

[@warriorsworld4638]

1:03 - 1:16 I can't stop laughing Also Adult Virgins can only like

[@piyodsbl1900]

1:50 Let’s add me into that and everyone else in the comments

[@mynameishades2113]

2:41 Wow, she's pretty! And please more Artemis embarrassing Ares and Apollo. Those are awesome

[@harper9018]

The Zeus distract one grad me *DEAD*

[@kwantum12]

3:01 i screamed!! hahahahaha

[@lauren-ew8np]

1:37 That got me xDD

[@ryanmaclean1720]

Well we all know which Greek god was screwed over the most. It's the same God that would probably win in a war solely because he makes all the weapons in Olympus

[@18thPresident]

Ryan MacLean dont fuck w hephaestus

[@user-nb8tk6hh6x]

Oh i get janus The god of transitions

[@megan7843]

The god of decisions*

[@mrsuper-kamipopo9708]

1:38 this. I like this

[@stikbots.4lifechannel872]

Apollo Hermes and artimis are hilarious siblings

[@KG-ds2fj]

@@spacepeonies Hermes is their half siblinf

[@KG-ds2fj]

@@spacepeonies sibling

[@spacepeonies]

@@KG-ds2fj oh yeah nvm sorry

[@KG-ds2fj]

@@spacepeonies its ok

[@fqllenwitch_5224]

Artemis, Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus are a superior foursome

[@juliarezende2822]

i'm sure that I cried when I saw pan #panisnotdead

[@anonymous-zv7me]

Yep he is not dead

[@smolestbean762]

1:50 killed me

[@jeremiahsnelson5644]

There wasn't enough Dionysus

[@18thPresident]

there will be more

[@mudsywudsy]

1:38 the most accurate one.

[@marwansobhy7050]

Y'all remember that one time Haephestus one shot Ares with a flamethrower

[@sefsprite]

that spider-man one almost killed me omg

[@smolestbean762]

0:33 is a mood

[@meh429]

0:57 IM DYING!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorraineadormonicus]

0:07 *sees somnus and not hypnos* *STONKS*

[@Jean-rf5co]

1:38 is so fucking accurate, shook

[@olidiangelo]

3:56 is hilarious 🤣

[@emmaiuculano4117]

I'm here only because i love Percy Jackson 💙

[@music_addict_with_a_pen1397]

Quality content starting from 0:00

[@powder666]

finally vines with hephaestus hes one of my faves

[@Gachmara]

Love the vines, as someone said before, if you know the mythology, this is priceless. But give Athena some love man, she is awesome!

[@peachypie1838]

Hey, somebody finally mentioned hestia 👏🏻

[@imtryingmybest673]

THE PAN ONE HAS ME DYING

[@whippethacreem7299]

Artemis: * Checkin out the chicks * Holy moly.... Me: Damn ikr.

[@shelbeedehaven9125]

Apollo and Herme are a mood

[@bruce_link4374]

0:52 Can I get a waffle

[@hyunxzseu]

Zeus vs ares is 100% on point

[@rootbeer586]

2:14 is the funniest thing I've seen all day LMAO

[@Jeannebunny12]

Lol!!! Reminding me of Lore Olympus!!!!

[@mineychanmi6970]

Thank you for the 4 minute and 20 second video

[@martinaalderete4402]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN TODAY

[@lsghost5805]

Poor Hades, he gets the most depressing job and still tries his best with the goodest boy Cerberus and Persephone All the Olympians need to do is show some appreciation to my home boy Also I love the idea of Apollo finding any excuse to flex his singing ability whenever he can

[@ilariakimanhtodaro6062]

I love this video!!!

[@mellennia9]

Hades is life, and the chaos trio of Hermes, apollo and dionysus is hoals

[@rosylannvalierybriones3532]

I'm laughing so hard it's unhealthy 😆

[@jchen8902]

0:10 ugh i don't wanna be THAT person but since this is greek the name should be hypnos

[@18thPresident]

Jade Lin Lee Chen yeah im a dumbass who stared @ the name somnus for a project far too long right before making it

[@jchen8902]

@@18thPresident damn 100% understand I'm typing this at 2am with an unfinished essay sitting in front of me

[@helios3217]

The Zeus diss track one- WHEEZE

[@matichagak548]

I loved the one when they were at a thematic park and Athena was thrown backwards by the water! LOL And the last one was cute too

[@Bowl-o-pierogies]

The only functional relationship in greek mythology is hades and persephone but they're uncle and niece aswell as married

[@megan7843]

Lol hades kidnapped Persephone and it’s a very debatable topic whether she loved him or not

[@crawlingboy]

@@megan7843 nope in pretty much every version she was ok with hades and loved him back as well And there are sources where she found the underworld herself cause demeter was very controlling And the kidnapping was Zeus's idea

[@megan7843]

Affan Sami lmao ok I’ve never heard those accounts. I better top up on my Greek mythology

[@otl_forever2214]

Why am I watching this at 3 in the morning😂😂👌👌

[@user-eq3vo9hy1q]

2:19 I like this.😂😂😂

[@angrybanana2215]

The ones I don't know I can't say for, but those are so accurate-

[@pumpkintea4101]

I salute you for making this 4:20 minutes long

[@18thPresident]

ty soldier

[@richellethijzen7659]

0:54 legends say he still asking for a waffle

[@hollyhipkin4825]

Actually laughed out loud at 1.51 - frick yes

[@cassbath2971]

Nobody: Me trying to sing: 2:48

[@alexl926]

Queen Elizabeth as Hera? Sweet Zeus this is genius!! I died! XDD

[@raidahblossom]

Janus: *shows up* Me, who thought he was a Roman God and who also just thought of Sanders Sides: *confused.png*

[@yukinokun2935]

After seeing this video I feel good as a greek person.

[@Ihavenonamestopitplease]

I had a huge test at the other day about Greek mythology and then I get this. Stop reminding me the worst times of my life.

[@18thPresident]

oops

[@maxies4090]

1:26 is it weird that my friend was talking about that exact episode today?

[@greekgeek6346]

0:55 POV: your bro is being beaten up by his twin sister after her ‘Boyfriend’ was accidentally shot in a archery competition and now he’s being beaten the shit out of.

[@mdegrand]

Hahahahahahaha I can’t all of these were hilarious

[@batminhh]

1:50 best meme of 2019

[@emmajadeee]

3:06 my fav

[@amira1797]

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