Ellen's Portia's new early job Monologue 11/14/08

November 14, 2008 Season 6 Episode 50
Ellen talks about Portia's new Job at ABC and their new alarm clock

[@amasocialworker]

i really love ellen. she always makes me smile

[@marenkarina]

Finally a clip form TEDS where we see her dance! Thanks, dude! ^^

[@lovingeachday1989]

love ellen^^ she always make me laugh. every time i feel down, i just watch ellen, and it really works. so thank you ellen!!! wish you and portia happy forever!!!

[@nhule-bv8sn]

For those who don't know, Ellen said "paper route". She's making a joke that Portia got a new job delivering newspapers which requires you to wake up early. Hope I explained it well enough and have a good day :)

[@tinymouse9375]

nhu le Are you Vietnamese? :)

[@NinaWardJ]

thaaaaankkkkssssss

[@RJ8873]

she always cracks me up. love watching ellen after my work......automatically...all the stress vanishes :)

[@RoJ0ApasI0NaD0]

yes she does a monologue everyday, and her show is Monday to Friday

[@mantsuwtlove]

I know i can´t wait either and i think that it is that show! And it is so tru about alarm clocks... it is one big panic in morning when you try to shut it off....

[@ebe10]

this monologue is really sweet!like every 5 sec Ellen says Portias name!And the moment she says 'By the time i managed to stop the alarm Portia was already finifhing breakfast!!

[@emnatbones96]

Dear Ellen, please let me sleep.

[@Laurie2332]

a paper route: it means delivering papers to each house.

[@divinemissm15]

I absoloutely love ellen!!! Gotta put this on my list of things to do when in the states.....be an audience member at an ellen show!!

[@Karliang]

Wow. This part got censored in the country where I live. I actually have to KZbin this part. FANTASTIC, this place called Singapore.

[@nana001986]

WHOOOO Portia on the show..can't wait!!! They are sooo cute together!

[@SiHaNnI]

Ellen invented SWAGG Portia invented SEXY two great facts

[@BeeKee404]

every day, i get so exhausted after laughing my butt off watching ellen videos! XD love ellen! she's the greatest!

[@lblanderson]

19:20 is a perfectly reasonable time!

[@nanabrendah2649]

She makes my days always much love dear

[@fromspace7]

lol Ellen's way of dancing is not really dancing, it's just walking in a weird way haha

[@devilspride07]

AHHH!!! ELLEN YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

[@kludiaega18]

i cant wait for portia to be on the show

[@cassandradoh869]

I love ellen she makes me laugh all day

[@lozlovestravel]

YAY. Can't wait for Portia to be on the show. Am so happy now!!! LMAO >>>> Paper route.

[@Maybeeee]

Wow, Hillary Swank really nailed the dancing ... Now, I see that :D

[@xtaffy]

oh, I just love Ellen. she's so funny.

[@akkaside]

i really hope someone uploads it

[@Majeska]

"So Portia just got a new job where she has to wake up at 4:15 am!!, yeah she got a paper route" haha love ellen =)

[@JosephCecilSmith]

💚Lovely!‼️♥️ ♥️Portia & Ellen‼️💚💜♥️💟 🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡❤️♥️🌎

[@SummerSunshine1988]

4:15 in the morning?!?!?!?! My brain won't even function at that hour!!!!!

[@CJODell12]

Season 10 starts on September 10th.

[@Shakirrito]

lol I love how she always manage to the let word know she is a covergirl! Good for u Ellen! Let everyone how successful u r. Love u

[@mariavoloh]

thank you

[@malinkaalenka]

I would love an alarmclock who says sweety it's time to wake up!

[@roxmanaic]

lol jep I have a paper route and I get up at 02.50 AM. Deliver my first paper at 03.15. Six days a week. And I love my job!

[@fransheskka]

Sabes cuando será la entrevista?

[@DIBSguitarstar]

"ellen, sweetie, get up" lol

[@SICKHEART2531]

@lovingeachday1989 everytime i feel down i come watch Ellen too and it helps me a lot and then i cannot get back to work cuz i cant stop watching her

[@ShutterbugF]

I have a clock radio...and I'll tell ya...I get exactally what she is talking about. Except instead of a forklift all the people in my dream break out into oldies and classic rock songs. Try having a prison dream where all the imates break out into Funkytown.

[@misfitbasketcase]

shes gna b on the show in march:)

[@misfitbasketcase]

loooooooooool i luv her!shes great!

[@rebeccahannah82]

love her!!!

[@n1k01k0]

i wish straight men could dance like Ellen!

[@rekhary]

love it..

[@AbraDini]

Ellen announced it

[@MsBranNu]

it's clearly on the screen. Yeah by usher

[@ExaggeratedCool]

apparently now its march 18th....o.o

[@nanabrendah2649]

For sure for those who hate her u don't know what is good

[@toysoldierivana]

i love that!!!!

[@ProxyConty1]

Conflict of interest....? Really? It's an interview on a day time talk show, not a triple heart bypass... Anyway should be fun - can't wait to see it.

[@Revolos55]

I love Ellen :D

[@kyox89]

gosh that was hilarious!

[@IamHarryPotterxx]

i am so in love with Ellen... i'm a straight girl??

[@blenderpanzi]

19:20 = 7:20pm (its german/european)

[@wittyworldlee]

ooh! march 16th :D

[@Khloe_dancer_model]

LOLOL! LOVE Ellen!!

[@attestthesun]

portia is definitely gonna be on the show. this is the second time she mentions it. and i don't think there will be a 'legal' problem at all... ellen is supposed to make people wanna see what people are there to push. she is definitely gonna want people to see whatever her wife is doing. jimmy kimmel has had sarah silverman on A LOT of times. and they've dated, broken up, and gotten back together again. see? lol no problem! =)

[@raideroftheinternet]

It's not Ellen if she doesn't go over that table...

[@embenn]

omg i hate alarm clocks too!!

[@nomercy3000]

LOL her siser LMAO where have you being :p

[@LUaKMa2]

portia is ellen's wife duh people!!

[@cm_0011]

USHER :p hahaha i love ellen

[@Hannanball13]

IM TRYING TO WATCH 100 ELLEN VIDS. full vid.4:35 start:12:24 end:12:29 #78

[@SIN-vv4ed]

February 2018

[@sumyellowsoup]

January 2009

[@ashnapullan3913]

Is Ellen wearing earrings?

[@sajidarana5037]

👍👍👍👍👌👌❤❤❤❤

[@MrNikkimaxine]

LOL you know I have a good time so I will alarm is on the phone somethings I do a share of all of you in person

[@F2PRedScout]

zas