Ellie Taylor's dirty secret 😂 | Live At The Apollo - BBC

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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. The wonderfully witty Ellie Taylor opens up about her life, pregnancy, love of Lynx and takes the audience back to relive the day she lost her virginity with her.
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[@kcmn0089]

I died at the 'turning off the machines'.

[@arkoudanthrope]

That’s exactly where she earned my like!

[@Hollins23]

That's where she lost me. I found it rather insensitive, and nothing to joke about.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

In that scenario, she dies too.

[@jonnywires11]

Normally what happens 😉

[@jokersace8832]

Well not really other wise u wouldn't have been able to post this lol.

[@trisharamnath4345]

"Turn the machine off it's what she would've wanted" man that had me cracking up.... that's pure gold..

[@reallyryan_]

How it's not funny tho 🤔

[@fluffycow01]

@@reallyryan_ humour is subjective.

[@billirvin9057]

Our daughter, who is an RN, tells her mother all the time she's going to push her down the stairs at the old folks home.

[@Mechanicalrob]

Her husband must think he's in heaven with those legs keeping his ears warm 😂

[@7saany]

I feel like the people in the front row can see her "baby" lollll

[@htconex19062012]

7saany that is funny I thought only her bush!😮🥴

[@conniemcloed41]

I think it’s shorts not a skirt

[@rahil2870]

Why was you there ?

[@Molybdaenmornell]

@@htconex19062012 : this gives totally new meaning to the word 'bushbaby'.

[@notmiketyson4355]

7saany I was your 1 k like

[@aaron-justinanderson]

"Steven in accounting wouldn't be telling everyone how you trapped him" loooool

[@Ben-cx5qp]

"How short do you want your dress?" Ellie Taylor: Yes

[@sierraromeoromeo2444]

Awww, do you not know about the mini-skirts of the 1960s? You kids know nothing!

[@margaritam.9118]

Oh god, her outfit is on point.

[@jadee19951]

“Turn the machines off, it’s what she would’ve wanted” bad laughing at this 😂😂

[@jeannettecampbell685]

"The scent of lynx Africa hanging in the air" LOOOOOOOL

[@majakarmelic4733]

The length of her dress gives me anxiety.

[@foggy7577]

Short dress + higher platform level to seating = a bit more than what you paid for

[@razhidiz]

@@foggy7577 It's fine, it's Live at the Apollo, no one paid anything

[@TwelvetreeZ]

The sparkles are way too fun though, her belly looks like a disco ball 😍

[@sherlock5720]

Farina Marcina why?

[@majakarmelic4733]

@@sherlock5720 it is too short and I worry something will slip out haha

[@apple_cider1207]

legs for days

[@garethwiseman4320]

I love Ellie to bits, she is doing great on Strictly.

[@McSuperfly101]

Ellie Taylor was born in 1983 so she would’ve turned 16 around 98/99 by which point Steven Gerrard had barely featured in the Liverpool first team more than a handful of times so it’s highly unlikely he’d have his likeness on any of the merchandising such as duvets. ...I may be over thinking this.

[@Yelisey_24]

ffs...

[@shahbazahmad1166]

There’s always one 😏

[@jamesMdlk]

She obviously only knows Stevie G as the Liverpool player in the history of football!

[@1989NickyD]

@McSuperfly I don't think that Bjørn Tore Kvarme or Stig Inge Bjørnebye would've sounded as funny?

[@rohsikari]

Spot On bro!

[@mikenewton6394]

Boom boom boom let me hear you say wayooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DeathstroketheTerminator]

She's bloody brilliant. I almost died being unable to breathe between laughter.

[@yiasminathefangirl]

okay but is it me or are pregnant women funnier than everyone else?😂 i watched Alli Wong’s 2 Netflix Specials and now this..and they’re both hilarious🤣

[@reallyryan_]

No it's just you.

[@mattcullen6109]

Both very funny but not my favourite. Jimmy Carr is consistently funnier along with quite a few other comedians in my view. But as they say,comedy is extremely subjective. We all enjoy different styles and personalities along with different subject matter.

[@freebird264]

The fact that Amy Schumer got a Netflix special and this is the first time I’ve heard of this brilliant woman makes me legitimately angry.

[@Onmysheet]

Schumer is like the Rebecca Black of comedians.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Americans give lots of shit a show on Netflix

[@AnwarRosly]

Man damn her legs~

[@lucaselting2946]

@Farina Marcina fok off

[@paulhardman373]

Funny inteligent and HOT what a combination.

[@mgsalmon79]

Paul Hardman - Agreed. Her husband is a lucky guy!

[@hamishlam8385]

not intelligent enough as she went out with a liverpool fan

[@manu-nz7vc]

M I L F

[@manu-nz7vc]

@@hamishlam8385 ahahahaha wordd

[@ajrwilde14]

No

[@MitchCyan]

Ellie Taylor is gorgeous.

[@ajax4887]

BBC, don't put emoji's in video titles

[@Athandatu]

Best legs ever. Couldn't hear the jokes

[@liamnisbet9720]

LOOK AT DEM LEGS😍

[@willamos6969]

Pervert

[@daemonartursson5952]

They're amazing !

[@dsmyify]

Knees are high.

[@stephensantouris8646]

The plight of Steve from accounts 😂😂😂😂

[@jameswg13]

Wonder what happened to kevin

[@willherondale6367]

Take notes Amy Schumer

[@toothlesszap5026]

She plagiarises everything of course she will

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

They're both crap, but at least Ellie doesn't look like a whale

[@toothlesszap5026]

TheMightyKenwyneJones personally disagree

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

Toothlesszap so you do think she looks like a whale? Lol

[@toothlesszap5026]

Nah but she funny to an extent

[@jigodiieplinalumea4565]

She is like from another solar system.

[@shanevonharten3100]

Ellie, if you don't have pictures we don't care!

[@brydon5721]

I love Ellie Taylor.

[@anniebunny722]

I found out who she was because of her role as Sassy on Ted Lasso. She’s even funnier than on the show!

[@IainFrame]

New favourite female comedian by far.

[@moochincrawdad]

England's answer to Aly Wong! 😃

[@gadfageyar]

positively glowing and fucking hilarious!

[@eminemisdogshit4626]

Stunning and funny..what a combo 😍

[@nawazhemmuth8506]

She's doing well being pregnant and on stage with those crazy high stiletto's.

[@LordOmz]

The scent of lynx Africa in the air.... 😂😂😂😂

[@cheesyboofs]

She's funnier than this crowd gave her credit for. Fit too.

[@cunkmusic8748]

They brought out Lynx England recently..... With the exotic aromas of cigarettes and disappointment....

[@DamnedDave]

Lynx is Ax in the Usa

[@Hellwyck]

@@DamnedDave missed the point like you missed a good president after Obama.

[@DamnedDave]

@@Hellwyck I aint no Yank ;-) Hilary makes trump look like a saint

[@vorant77]

Saw her legs, remembered a girl I dated in high school who was 5'10", similar looks and I'm only 5' 7", I had so much fun with that girl...evil grin... thanks for renewing an old, happy memory.

[@bryangyorgak7981]

That guy most love this bit. He get to be like yep I had her. His wife must hate it.

[@alanhowell3646]

Brilliant, great timing

[@bahardin3992]

leave Steven Gerard out of this, he's a nice fella, a good family man..

[@sam_marley]

Luka Vidmar because she was lying on top of his Liverpool duvet cover, so probably was looking at Gerrards face whilst they were having sex

[@bluescousenilsatis]

You clearly have no clue about Gerrard. Family man, nice guy? Yeah right.

[@No_body7733]

@@bluescousenilsatis You clearly have no clue about Gerrard...

[@bluescousenilsatis]

@@No_body7733 Gerrard's a snide who pays others to take the blame for him. He's got involved with the darkside and then shit it when he got worded. It's all image management. Pancake day's a whole new meaning for old Stevie

[@No_body7733]

@@bluescousenilsatis Wtf are you on about

[@Mr-ld2gb]

She's great

[@jingham9]

That last joke killed me

[@TheDarkplace]

That dress is remarkable work of gravity defying correctly covering structural art. Seriously, are her upper thighs made of Velcro? E.l Ell played Ellie. Well played.

[@zitronenfalte]

It's like a funny disco ball

[@NK-uf1ek]

Go Liverpool 😂🔥🔥🙌🏾

[@splitters2477]

She's funny....👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

[@tanya3402]

As an lfc fan this is hella hilarious OH my god 🤣🤣

[@patrickthomas8890]

Love her so much.

[@mahfah7911]

It was 0:04 seconds and I went “WOWW” I was just so taken back with sheer smooth shinny skin. My eyes 👀 just had a flash and my head was taken back in my pillow

[@DanceySteveYNWA]

Comedy Gold!

[@KOLDBLU3ST33L]

Hot legs, blah-blah-blah, Hot legs, blah-blah-blah, HOT LEGS🤓

[@tdilla4606]

I was literally listening to boom boom when she said it. How weird lol

[@PurushaDesa]

" _Just like in the mooovies!_ "

[@jsxr8917]

She is kinda fit though

[@irokai4445]

she is so funny . she has great legs wow

[@lerulara]

I couldn't stop looking at her belly 😍

[@robynbriggs29]

Love Ellie 😂

[@tafftich]

Man , she has it all , funny, beautiful and awesome pins and smile ;-)

[@kas7777]

People in the front seat had the best view 👌

[@zainabsm98]

Why do u look so AMAZING

[@gregwarner3753]

Never lost my virginity. I remember exactly where it went.

[@anishtuladhar3037]

Didn't quite get the Stevie G reference at the end. Was she referring to when Gerrard slipped, and then Demba Ba went on to score?

[@yerm953]

Anish Tuladhar she was looking at his picture on the bedcovers

[@anishtuladhar3037]

@@yerm953 Thank you for the clarification.

[@rickymullen8632]

Anish Tuladhar you did ask 🤷‍♂️

[@McSuperfly101]

Steven Gerrard’s face was on the duvet... except in reality she’s too old for that to have happened. Would’ve been better if she’d said Robbie Fowler or Steve McManaman.

[@Pmm16645]

To the person who made the fake 'audience laughs': *NO ONE SOUNDS LIKE A RAINFALL WHILE LAUGHING* !

[@realPromotememedia]

your kid will be so proud

[@matthewtodd3879]

She is gorgeous

[@alinadianapavel2394]

Consistancy 😂

[@oliverdonghi6056]

I was watching this on the toilet in my spurs kit

[@susanbrown9869]

She reminds me of Miranda Hart how she talks at the beginning

[@paulreeves7249]

She as bad as Miranda good awful comic

[@wierdalien1]

@@paulreeves7249 bollocks

[@sierraromeoromeo2444]

@@paulreeves7249 At least Miranda and Ellie will get on TV willingly, we'll only see you on Crimewatch!

[@nathrogers7]

Women forgetting to take the pill is like me forgetting that pork crackle isn't one of the main food groups.

[@davidconley3734]

Im sure that front row had a view...

[@sierraromeoromeo2444]

I'm certain that they didn't!

[@alessandroantolini2679]

“about 16”? 13 😂😂

[@lol-kz8lu]

music by Ali J what

[@TheUnatuber]

She knows how to use them!

[@ytg50162011]

...I'm here for the legs...

[@leeeastwood6368]

how the hell does she walk in those shoes?

[@Yelisey_24]

sHoEs

[@ol2510]

like a giraffe

[@sweiland75]

Lucky guy.

[@tomlivanos390]

So that's why I came out of my teens a virgin. Didn't have a baseline car or a tattoo of Bart Simpson. [shrug]. That's women for you.

[@canunlu1879]

No you’re just a loser

[@JimCulbertson]

Ellie Taylor has fantastic legs, and a good routine.

[@looneyty1]

still would

[@tangobango9653]

Luv her straight forward delivery & look at those legs!!

[@tom4412]

Ellie are you the same Ellie that stayed my parents holiday cottage in Shropshire when you and I were about 8, Just something that’s always bugged me. Thanks

[@ericjohnson6158]

No... It wasn't her. She stayed with Tom342's parent's holiday cottage.

[@tom4412]

Eric Johnson thanks, you must be right as I don’t remember her legs being that long at the time 🙄

[@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432]

Tom 441 you are a weird creep

[@tom4412]

z b I would like to say something unpleasant to you right but I’d rather not stoop to you level. Also your probably about 11 years old and you’d just run and show my comment to your mum.

[@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432]

@@tom4412 i find it very disturbing that whats 'bugging' for 27years since you both were eight is finding out whether she stayed at a cottage with you. You might be an adult but you act like a creep :)

[@MegaAlbeagle]

Damn pretty lady

[@jacobbahr9316]

Has she ever performed with Tina Fey? Those two would click so well

[@wendywatkins7366]

She has great legs. Pregnancy suits her

[@zaineridling]

Marry me! 😍❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

[@zenarashid4422]

This lady is hilarious 😂😂

[@dewaynemiguel3349]

Is she pregnant or did that beaver just climb a little to high

[@BreakingNewsChannelOne]

Just like in the movies 😂😂🤣🤣

[@DiarraHarris]

362 comments 302 about her legs...understandable

[@zfkingwilliam1918]

Now whilst the first joke is funny if a male comedian were ro make the same joke about teenage girls the reaction would be VERY different

[@shak9558]

This is Britain... Comedians do 😂 search up frankie Boyle, Russel Howard.

[@zfkingwilliam1918]

@@shak9558 lad I am British I know how British comedy works but I can assure u far more people were pissed off by male comedians saying a similar joke

[@shak9558]

@@zfkingwilliam1918 Nobody cares about those people though...

[@sierraromeoromeo2444]

@@zfkingwilliam1918 You know why? A woman can't penetrate a man naturally. Teen lads DO rape and impregnate teen girls, it doesn't happen the other way!

[@johnmjones1604]

Great comedy and legs

[@jbaron8120]

Lynx African 😍😍😍

[@Gixer750pilot]

What a pair of legs!!!

[@sansthespookyscaryskeleton2790]

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️I’m a teenage boy 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@daveclarke374]

Those legs though

[@dementednun1175]

OK I think pod needs to have a chat with her, she watched too many re runs of the Lily Savage Show.

[@Upliftmofo89]

I'm 32 and still wear lynx Africa

[@AnnaleishaMae]

She is brill

[@locky_socky62]

Up the Reds!! 🔴🔴

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Legs for days, this woman!