Pizza Tower Any% Speedrun -

So, along the golf escape skip (which is now RNG free), there's a way to skip the result screen entirely on any level, as long as you pause, hold up and exit the level.. it really saves a lot of time. This run was pretty great!
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[@russiancheems2275]

I feel like cannonically, the glitchless WR is how Peppino ran through the Pizza Tower. The lore just updates when the record is broken ☠️☠️☠️

[@Falcon15x]

Wouldn't the 100% ending be more canon

[@alexis_electronic]

who cares. all ways he ran through are true.

[@DoYouSeeBananaManTH]

@@alexis_electronicall infinite ways

[@dadfixthis2998]

Nah, I'd say that the 100% WR is how the events of Pizza Tower canonically play out, glitches and all. What type of glitches does Pizza Tower have, anyway?

[@alphasquared]

@@dadfixthis2998pizza related glitches

[@Birizin.]

Uncle Jeol making sure there will be no cold pizza serving while he's the one in control

[@chargemannyn2918]

he does allow banana's on pizza though, which is quite odd

[@Ihazkirbro]

Yup, and if he can somehow manage to shave another 47 minutes off the time, he can deliver it without it being free I know that's probably impossible, or potentially impossible right now until some potential game breaking glitches and skips are discovered, but one an hope.

[@taraktaras7327]

@@Ihazkirbro "UPDATE:CREATED A SPEEDRUN MODE WHERE ALL CUTSCENES, TITLE CARDS, JUMPSCARES, EVEN GOLF SWINGING ANIMATIONS ARE REMOVED, ETC. GOOD LUCK DELIVERING UNDER 30 MINUTES PAISANOS!"

[@luigibrosop125]

He is breaking his record everyday

[@pootissandvichhere9135]

Mainly because of mistakes. He’s making less at a time, and this is usually how speed runs for new games kinda work, until glitches need to be exploited to get faster. And by god people will exploit them.

[@fchef8370]

Bro is a saiyan. He gets faster every time he does a speedrun

[@GyeYeonGye64]

really he getting faster as he can

[@cristiansalas7197]

And his fingers

[@NPCPlayerOne]

I like the subtle characterization that comes with speedrunning Pizza Tower, since Peppino is at his angriest when he's moving fast. This ain't some anxious war vet on a perilous journey to save his pizza place. This is the death you deservioli coming at you at mach 4.

[@ameep168]

Pizzaface is kinda a dumbass for messing with peppino, just watching him dash through his troops like paper and see peppino smash through a wall and come after him throat first

[@spimbles]

can totally see you giggling to yourself thinking that deservioli line was the hottest funniest shit LMFAO

[@GenericMedic]

good comment, I like this

[@bobfusty]

It kinda was

[@dynomite9524]

​@@spimbles because it is

[@ChiliLeo]

I keep seeing this guy just hit #1 on the leaderboard bc the grind goes insane

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

what is this game? i was listening to super bomberman ost and then it plays this lol

[@challenge9541]

@LavaCreeperPeople pizza tower. An indie game that took 5 and a half years to make.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@challenge9541 ok

[@Vlyg11]

​@@LavaCreeperPeople it's good to and the ost is a banger but you probably knew that already from watching the ost after the previous comment which was made by challenge... or maybe not idk

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@Vlyg11 oh

[@LighningSnake64]

29:51 I hope this stays. As this run keeps getting optimized, I hope we never stop slapping that cannonball.

[@OPHANEMu]

well, you're always going to be outpacing the cannonball, so you can't just get hit by it, it's necessary to always slap it back

[@unitymask]

Ball Slappin Stays Eternal

[@RandomDude647]

unfortunately it's faster to just slide under it

[@God-xd1wr]

@@RandomDude647 boooo slap the ball

[@lunar532]

I really hope the tas finds a way to glitch through the wall, but instead of using this to skip ball slap, it uses it to do ball slap faster

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Pizzaface: I'm gonna ruin your restaura- Peppino: And I took that shit _very_ personally.

[@WaluTime]

I think you're getting close to the point where you could order pizza and genuinely finish the run before it gets to you

[@cheesepizzadealer2]

a pizza usually takes about 30 minutes lol

[@Wongo-the-circle]

⁠@@cheesepizzadealer2 sometimes 20

[@Sandvichin]

Your getting that pizza free 4x then

[@AeirEclipseHayastin]

Joel is literally Peppino Spaghetti, finding ways to go faster and faster as an unstoppable juggernaut

[@slimebunny5700]

Hes really improving his wr day by day

[@imperial_void77]

I’m starting to believe that Joel is peppino himself

[@4444Ferris]

Watching such a quick and almost uninterrupted flow of movements is mesmerizing

[@galloviking4766]

This game does speed and momentum better than any Sonnic game ever could. And throws the madly fun Wario Land gameplay on top of it very harmoniously... A true masterpiece, just like your speedrun!

[@locomotivo4644]

Sonic series: [Wrecked by a certain italian man with a swollen nose and a mustache] This game: *"D o i t a g a i n"*

[@God-xd1wr]

Wario Land 4, Sonic the Hedgehog and the Looney Tunes, all obliterated by an angry Italian chef.

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

INSPIRING: You Won't Believe How Fast This Italian Man Can Run

[@orangejoe2147]

I’m imagining this is like a title to a video that has nothing to do with pizza tower and it’s killing me lol

[@spaghettimkay5795]

​@@orangejoe2147 it reads like a news article that needs adblock disabled and 150 cookies agreed to before reading anything

[@iiclydez2367]

@@orangejoe2147 to be fair the current fastest man is italian

[@legi2]

Mad old man*

[@andrekakerissa3962]

Its peppino spagetti not italian

[@curdledmilk9849]

This is actually insane. And here I am still trying to crack sub 2 hours! Great run my man

[@MNHRI]

And here I am just trying to beat it :P we’re all on our own journeys hahah

[@cowserthekhelinace]

Nice job on this! One potential time save for PizzaFace is in phase 1, if you can grab an enemy out of midair as he shoots it from his nose (or as he's rising out of the air from his slam) and do the body slam attack (Down+Grab, hold up for more height if it's the nose move), it can hit twice, stunning and immediately dealing damage, getting you to the next attack faster.

[@Pikachuness]

Peppino can out-pizza the hut

[@Rhys_o]

Already setting the bar for what'll be one of the most craziest games to Speedrun. Good job bro

[@notaphycologyst6644]

Speedruns in a game built to be fast are sure to be entertaining

[@retrowaffles5442]

Man the summoning salt video on this game is gonna be SO GOOD in like 5 years

[@16BitGamerCat]

Slowly but surely approaching that 30-minute barrier. Edit: I wonder if it would be faster to pay Mr. Stick for the boss door in world 2 BEFORE entering Fast-food Saloon. It would skip waiting for the door to rise, but it would only save time if you can get to the level door before the animation finishes.

[@Someguy_245]

No way 30 minutes, I say 50 ish range

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@Someguy_245 But then the pizza will be free!

[@Someguy_245]

@@16BitGamerCat lmao facts tho

[@galloviking4766]

Boss rush as speedrunner Peppino is just pure, unmitigated primal rage

[@God-xd1wr]

*The primal urge to go absolutely ape shit in Pizza Tower*

[@SickleP1ckle]

I love the "you are quick as hell" statement at the end

[@marksito1454]

the lore of the game is peppino going as fast as he can to the top of the tower and getting out of it when it falls, so speedrunning the game is technically canon.

[@teeheesnowzzz]

Great work, I knew this game was going to make an amazing speed game

[@starkar91]

can we just talk about the disrespect in fake peppino's bossfight? slap right in the face right after entering, cheesed the first attack completely, proceeds to not move an inch AND teabag in the second attack, and even DANCED in the third attack

[@coolernow7948]

1:02:36 is an insane clutch

[@dracibatic2433]

for the time being you are the pizza king holy frijoles also would you consider having a sum of best atl some point? for science! and numbrs!

[@teatime1848]

I love how it’s just wrrwrwr or the running sound for like 1 hour

[@notloopers1110]

oh hey what a fitting time to be looking for speedruns of tall place containing pizza

[@Barple_Bapkins]

Bro plays the entire game like its always pizza time

[@Zadamouse]

God this is amazing, so excited to see what the speedruns for this game will look like in a month!

[@davidthecommenter]

dawg i cannot stress enough that the thumbnail art is sooooo good

[@Valetravelgames]

I love the ranking music playing over the frames

[@jma0645]

Dude is cutting 5 minutes ever run at i think a sub hour run might be possible at this point

[@IsisNiko]

love how he beat john gutter and somehow glitched out the victory music

[@zxopink]

39:18 you really needed those precious seconds to escape

[@BB8roll]

Absolutely crazy how much time he likely put into making this video, props to you!

[@TailsGamer980]

Damn, I'm sitting and watching this video and I understand that I want pizza...

[@sevadra]

Nice run! Game goes crazy and is super cool to watch at high level. This is the first run I've seen of the game, I'm curious of the specific reasoning behind using Real Time and not IGT for leaderboards. Is there some discrepancy in the ingame timer or some specific tech that makes the ingame timer a bad metric?

[@shapeless8]

banger time! do you think a sub 2 hour 101% run would be possible in theory?

[@unitymask]

56:40 Speedpino when you hit him with that dollar store chase scene

[@codytheyellowpikmin6316]

Can't wait for the day this man takes the pizza tower down in under 30 minutes

[@djdexcat]

POV: You are, in fact, ready to get funky.

[@1uohdh2]

I was really hoping a results screen skip meant that you wouldnt have to hear the song every time, lol...

[@auramaster2068]

Funny italian creature breaks the speed of sound

[@Cyberpunk747]

You can even skip the end of the level animations!? Man this truly is a game made for speedrunning!

[@itsjacob502]

with no disrespect towards the runner, it's amazing to see this level of play already! and I can't wait to see better runs! absolutely sick run man

[@MNHRI]

Amazing dude

[@NoxValken]

All that's left is to eventually be able to beat the game in under 30 minutes. (Otherwise it's free, and we can't have that.)

[@meloyellow]

Can’t wait for the Pizza Tower summoning salt video in 2 years

[@superdaveozy7863]

How do your eyes feel? This game happens so fast.

[@hydra7427]

Rapidly approaching that 59 minute mark! Good luck!

[@SkyanUltra]

52:29 i doubt this was intentional but god DAMN was it satisfying

[@AlvinEarthworm]

Kinda disappointed that you found a way to skip the results screens. I know it's a huge time save, but it was always funny to see Peppino's derpy B rank face after each level.

[@JLock_17]

I can only hope he someday finds a way to beat it in 30 minutes or less.

[@LordExetior]

Jesus man are you ever gonna run out of improved strats lmao

[@elekunt]

Just imagine how much crazy TAS will be

[@carrotvevo]

congrats! i remember you from your simpleflips animation

[@vsevolodgushhin343]

Pizzahead for his guys: Our blaster will destroy Peppino Pizza in 12 hours. We need to stop Peppino from tower dest... Peppino on Mach 4 under Doppler effect: I don't haVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!

[@slavok9334]

If the whole game is a speedrun, then this game is all about pizza time.

[@ChadRepson]

RAHHHH STOP BEING SO GOOD 🤯

[@slickmcwolf]

The thumbnail art style reminds me a lot of Toss the Turtle

[@techknight3753]

I so desperately want a level editor to exiat for this game. I need to see what a kaizo level looks like at this speed, then never touch them because that sounds like a good way to lose weeks of my life to a single level

[@Towniehh]

There is a potential timesave at pizzaface's 3rd phase, if you piledrive gustavo into the vigilante you instantly attack the vigilante without having to hit him again

[@ДавидХаразич]

Cool speedrun🙂👍

[@Patrol-Ammol]

I don’t think so this a not fake speedrun…

[@zigaudrey]

Sub 1 hour 20, Baby! The result skip is hilarious! 13:28 This fits so well! 17:21 Good synchro! 25:46 The fanfare to the boss gate! 40:18 Finally, he talk to Granny! 52:07 OOPS! 54:37 Cornered

[@danielhenington9476]

31:

[@backtoearthelectrical3916]

Tbh. You don't need too worry that much during a speedrun, the only thing you have worry about is knowing how too use each transformation

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

He hit first despite some screw-ups in the run. Absolutely cracked

[@marcoantonioamadiofilho2393]

WOW IM IMPRESED

[@2.206GD]

imagine speedrunning while getting -all p rank -holy shit! (101-102) -snotty and john approve

[@alittleofsomething]

Imagine getting all P ranks and getting the "too fast" judgement.

[@garrybuseeofficial3114]

I like the part when pepino runs really fast

[@God-xd1wr]

34:57 the coldest transition in history

[@OnlyEggUploads]

THE GOAT

[@josephdavison4189]

Dominos pizza, 30 minutes or your money back!

[@aaaaaa-pi9wx]

Very... A NICE!!

[@ValcomDrifty]

Btw I’ve seen from your previous runs that you get all the toppins. Since it’s actually not required, have you found a good route for skipping toppins yet? If not I’d say maybe to skip 4 toppins in golf, and then skip whatever level is the longest to beat, it might be able cut a few minutes off

[@speedrublucas1139]

Are the toppins not necessary to get money? You need some money in game to unlock keys.

[@ValcomDrifty]

@@speedrublucas1139 you can skip exactly 9 toppins and still beat the game. And in earlier versions of the game it was 5

[@3athompson]

Oh Shit! is skipped and only 1 toppin is acquired in Golf, meaning exactly 9 toppins are skipped in this speedrun.

[@ValcomDrifty]

@@3athompson ah ok, thanks for telling me. That seems like a good level set to skip. Although I wonder how faster (or slower) oregano desert would be if you only collected 1 toppin

[@endobonnie4881]

6:08 for some reason that part when he restart's the level was funny

[@thatkindofguy2253]

Imagine kaizo Pizza Tower levels. 0_0

[@franmartin8646]

I can't wait for Holy Shit% speedruns, that will be fun to watch

[@Wilmer-.]

Pizza Head watching him pummle through the tower at Mach 4: *That’s when he knew, he messed up.*

[@cheddarcheesefan2010]

The word "pizza" was said 0 times in this video (Including when it was said in words such as Pizzascape and Pizza Tower). This means that the word "pizza" was said around 0 seconds on average. (If we exclude pizza being used in other words, it would be said 0 times and 0 seconds on average instead.)

[@FrogInShorts]

I come back to this video every time I watch Vinny play just to remind myself this game doesnt take 10minutes a level.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Holy moly you’re on a freaking tear!

[@imiels2139]

1:14:37:12💪😎🇷🇺

[@Official_Javee]

I couldn't be capable to keep myself this rythm of speed, gg's!

[@BlueCoreBard]

you could cut down on some time with Pizza Face by doing a trick. jump grab and hold up with nothing else whenever he spawns an enemy and you can instantly damage him. I'm able to be fighting the second phase at way faster speeds

[@scrubbybubkinz5264]

does PTG show up a lot during speed runs?

[@MiniLoafChannel]

this video makes me feel like time was only invented for speedruns

[@cow42069]

Mairusu was right there would be a speed run

[@MrCatofdoom]

you will ascend to pizzagodhood.

[@RowletGameing]

It feels like I’m being blue balled watching peppino blaze through levels only to get a B rank

[@Cone-w1y]

do speedruns require the tutorial?

[@robohex6]

Yes

[@sewerwater12]

When you remind the delivery guy about the “30 minutes or it’s free” policy

[@zionfinley5011]

I love seeing speedruns of games that force goofy transition screens. It’s hilarious to see the runner going at it so hard and then The Gustavo and Brick Hour

[@ilikeceral3]

What’s extra crazy is that there’s several places that you can still work on. I wouldn’t be surprised if you beat it in under an hour!

[@Jaxson5teno]

Aren’t lap 2 things only supposed to show up after you beat it the first time?

[@getnubez]

This guy is a legend of s p e e d