Elon Musk REVEALS Tesla Bot (full presentation)

At Tesla AI Day, Tesla CEO Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Bot. The humanoid robot is designed to perform general robotic tasks for humans.
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[@a51s49]

“It will be friendly of course” Designs it with executioner’s hood

[@danisyx5804]

i can't wait until thunderf00t gets ahold of this, given recent events in his life this will be ruthless

[@mrebholz]

When people like Musk read Huxley, Orwell, Asimov and the like, they mistake it for cooking books instead of novels about a dystopian future. Now give this bot an ai and things run downhill rapidly for mankind.

[@yosefbenyah8732]

Wowwww great job noticing that. Another comment said elon was wearing the terminator leather jacket too. doomed unless we repent

[@AtomMachinerule]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fosoofkkkfkfkckd]

great catch dude didnt realise that subliminal messaging at its finest

[@tr1338]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

[@manofsolutions4305]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your Tesla."

[@imhereforagoodtimenotalongtime]

It's a Tesla

Terminator

[@redactedredacted7473]

@ teslanator

[@agungwd4388]

You forgot to say please...

[@snaptrap5558]

I like how Elon specifically implied that this robot will not try to kill you in your sleep

[@user-gd8nf8ub5n]

yeah only when u are awake😎😜...

[@aililindberg7449]

It’s shouldn’t be implied it should be explicit 😅

[@helmetongrass1893]

@@user-gd8nf8ub5n yes, you should be fully aware of what is happening to you

[@user-gd8nf8ub5n]

emp jammer robots nightmare 😎

[@JerimiahGentry]

the gist of it that I got was that It may try to kill you in your sleep, just very slowly and you will *probably* be able to overpower it

[@iPostShorts]

"You can run faster than 5 miles per hour" Me: not being able to walk properly

[@gigajoules6636]

From apartheid to eugenics

[@0xMrix0]

Good luck bestie lmao

[@EthanfromEngland-]

sounds like a you problem tbh 😉

[@iPostShorts]

It's a joke LOL 😆 I can run 😀

[@GB3770]

Natural selection by killer robots. You had a good time but you knew it was coming. Good luck on the other side.

[@ocortes6546]

This is when iRobot stops being a movie and starts being a documentary.

[@Forgetful678]

"My logic is undeniable."

[@BakaryD]

This is when you start watching movies and realize AI are the future of the world

[@Forgetful678]

@@BakaryD Yea everyone stock up on EMP's and shotgun shots.

[@Renkencen]

More like if The Mitchell Vs The Machines become a documentary!

[@Forgetful678]

@@Renkencen But Tesla doesent have a older version to throw away then have it take over the world.

[@Parkerwoot]

Imagine getting killed by a robot and then it just perfectly default dances

[@gamers-xh3uc]

souvenirs from fortnite

[@axzcel7135]

LMAO and it says “You just got rekt by Tesla Bot”

[@someguyontheinternet8793]

No words would describe my embarrassment

[@haroo86]

Robots getting licks on there ops now. Crips, Bloods, Hispanics, Asians can get it - Tesla Bot

[@omerthebanger2907]

That one person on the other side of the street:HA BOT!

[@franksoul]

"at a mechanical level you can run away from it and most likely over power it" best robot pitch ever.

[@ShadesOfDance111]

Exactly, it's not like strength or speed is even what makes it dangerous.

[@CatCat-tm2cg]

@@ShadesOfDance111 yeah what if someone orders it to fight someone, or steal something, or just kill someone? Ik it probably doesn’t but Elon Musk seemed a little scared about it too

[@partypooper8198]

I wonder if young children and elderly fall into that category of over empowerment

[@haruhiyama6396]

“Hopefully that never happens but you never know” very encouraging

[@sydneyrey1414]

elon just perfectly showed how my presentations sounded like at school. "its got like engines... and uh... you can outrun it soo yeah next"

[@ScenicFights]

It starts off as a joke but then we are ruled by dancing robots.

[@C4MMU5]

I maked a supa funny videus abour robot taking our jobs, with south park character saying "they took our job" It's the seventh to last Ples, it deserves to get at least a milion

[@snowforest6487]

I'd rather them dancing than iron fist ruling

[@tonybob791]

And they're gonna be pissed after Elon Musk starts throwing steel balls at it to demonstrate it's durability.

[@zahraaammar1319]

And I am really scared from that fact😕

[@BakaryD]

Don't be scared

[@ckhervin]

Terminator: What is my mission? John Connor: Stop Elon.

[@onyxfelix1876]

😂

[@RajuDas-qm9yk]

⏳

[@iceangel1701d]

OMG! So true. lol

[@youtubebannedme3466]

Theres no stopping me son

[@arunasadeepa2795]

😂

[@nwonomad]

He still can't produce the cyber truck but we're supposed to get excited about a man in Lycra?

[@skynet3]

Looking at the uncovered humanoid robot one year later, this was just a dude in a tight suit

[@321sarahbob]

"It's only 5 mph, you can run away from it" Me remembering I sleep at 0 mph: 👁👄👁

[@nubiantat2ldy]

😂😂😂😭 *laughs in sadness....

[@LilRedRasta]

So build a moving bed. I N N O V A T I O N.

[@marcorozo9922]

There can be a charging dock where it rests in night and can't move without our permission

[@theaudiomelon]

Dang, some people sleep too slow

[@meetthereqs]

I sleep at 5 knots so im good

[@asmr-sensei]

Ultron: Finally.. my body is nearly complete.

[@RJSharkOfficial]

And it can dance

[@pen5183]

@@RJSharkOfficial *_Gangnam Style_* If anyone can remember that.

[@noobarmyrougeclassd]

@@pen5183 ye I do remember

[@Da_Truth]

Definitely the Most Creepiest presentation by Elon so far!

[@smonyboy]

Ultron is ok with a 5'8 frame?

[@mysticdreams212]

The robot has already surpassed Elon's dancing skills. The learning rate is incredible.

[@stratogustav]

I love how he went with the John Connor look for this presentation.

[@itsOrba]

So this is the beginning of the end

[@swagknightx]

iRobot vibes 🤖

[@Busterboy1998]

Look up Boston Dynamics

[@jerryterwase9027]

The most underrated statement of the century.

[@rafgaming709]

No it's not. AI is still to stupid to cause anything bad. There's a slight difference between scifi movies and documentaries

[@scaldcrowe]

it's a guy in a spandex suit, actually

[@hypershay802]

They really just put a dude in a skin tight suit and told him to act like a robot

[@TheWaser224]

Yeah I thought of that

[@paulinazazueta7993]

I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL I WAS SHOCKED LMFAO💀

[@andrewheld2475]

Correct, just as Elon said, right at the beginning.

[@Gahhh]

1:35 bruh

[@mysteriousguardian7613]

You can even see the zipper of the suit

[@ShadyRonin]

I love how Elon interrupts the dancing dude like “alright, stop”

[@Cyborg1170]

Can we all admit how funny the robot dancing was. 🤣🤣

[@danduong1445]

"You can outrun it, don't worry" Teslabot: "Yeah, I'd like to see you do that when you're sleeping"

[@GH-uo9fy]

Don't worry this will be a flop anyway. It won't even hit retail stores, and most likely be a demo or exhibition at best before it becomes vaporware. The guy is a con, too many grandiose promises that he will most likely fail to deliver.

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@GH-uo9fy dude, this is Elon Musk. No matter your opinion on the guy, you have to admit that he will go balls to the wall to deliver. He’s made something not even NASA was able to do with rockets

[@simonsimpson7682]

@@GH-uo9fy i mean yeah he's no rocket scientist is he? hahaha

[@truetech4158]

Only if it votes republican. A robot that was programmed by republicans to pretend that violence produces happy happy afterlives in the sky.

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@truetech4158 oh goody, a politics comment

[@longjiD]

This is usually about the time where the time traveler sent back to prevent the robot uprising shows up

[@michelegasparini2659]

confirm, I'm the time traveler

[@johnbryant4425]

John Titor?

[@GNMbg]

@@johnbryant4425 no, John Connor

[@danielsilva9502]

Assuming there will be someone left to travel back

[@srsf4621]

lmfao

[@flamer6566]

Elon Musk: *creating Tesla Bot* Me: *building Electromagnetic pulse mines in my shed*

[@osbornlim630]

how long will the battery last? how heavy can it lift? what specific tasks can it do?

[@ElectrostatiCrow]

None of those cause it's not real.

[@ryankim2961]

Me: "Tesla Bot play Despacito" Tesla Bot: "No" Detroit: Become Human

[@jesuskungfu5597]

Lol

[@illuminatus2945]

Tesla : Become Human

[@linglong5673]

LMAO XD111!!!

[@airfilmentertainment4052]

@@illuminatus2945 Good one

[@Muddeus]

SO FUNNY

[@sigurdbergsrud6198]

“It’s intended to be…. Friendly.. of course “ *nervous laughter*

[@leonmohammadzai2199]

😂😂

[@corbingreiner9879]

Yea, the executioner's hood really pulls off the friendly look .

[@onemorechris]

Maybe if these becomes commercially available, we can use them to defend against the Boston Dynamic military robots dragging us out of our homes and forcing us to work in an amazon factory

[@GaborGubicza]

As an engineer, as an embedded systems programmer I'm really curious how they intend to program it to be "friendly"

[@onemorechris]

@@GaborGubicza you simply get the ‘friendly’ slider on its back and turn it up to 11. and make sure there’s a warning label saying ‘don’t turn below 11’. easy.

[@FearOfMissingOutFOMO]

Out run it? Tell that to Michael Myers. You run away and hop in your Tesla. The robot has already reprogrammed the starter.

[@dominiclaporte8040]

Elon switched from ''the evolution of technology is going too fast'' to ''let me speed it up even faster''.

[@speedwagon_69]

Elon is Done with humanity

[@HamzaSopra]

He's not speeding anything. Most of his BIG ideas are fails

[@millicentgordon5427]

I want to make a robot so advanced it's AI could replicate the human consciousness and sub consciousness, I want it to be better than humans in, intelligents, speed and strength,it will be so advanced that the only thing humans will have over it is cellular regeneration

[@BelajarSaham]

"Eliminate dangerous, repetitive, boring tasks" wait... this is human life

[@_sol.invictus__]

😂

[@SStupendous]

Exactly! Without them we'll forget hard work, and become more lazy... this is straight from a movie man EDIT: To the people sitting on their arses and arguing, if you can't do simple tasks, part of day-to-day living, then don't be daft and think you'll be able to take on the much bigger tasks - in life.

[@rkp3909]

😱😂

[@yvess3010]

Don't worry, Elon Musk's track record of actually accomplishing anything is very low.

[@quinnamcnamara]

@dohn joe he’s actively shooting rockets into space while you’re commenting on youtube videos 😂

[@moonchild430]

"It will be friendly of course" Classic prologue of robot world domination novel/movie/games

[@WarpedSpace]

how about a space game ;) ?

[@makaisenki]

Don't care if it ends the world if I can die by the hands of a cute kitty or wolf robot I will have died in the right times. Way better than from pollution, crushed by a hurricane debris, or consumption. Dysentery or robot maid. Pick your poison.

[@satoshinakamoto7253]

its fear-mongering and marketing

[@inklingofevil]

@@makaisenki I want a robot to bang me to death.

[@thanos9232]

@@inklingofevil I'm a robot 😳

[@jons_vlog3]

😂 The person dressed up as a robot dancing was so funny

[@onsenguy]

Probably the most ridiculous presentation I've ever seen.

[@sir_dark_humor8673]

Elon: “it’s too late AI is gonna kill us all if we don’t do something” Also Elon:

[@AlmightyFortune5]

exactly! wtf

[@KhulX]

Obviously getting ahead of the curve to build his own army of robots to protect him..

[@graveraider1029]

yeah and then there's the whole live on mars thing, okay i just feel like the world is gonna end in 2030

[@Carl-ld5jy]

You guys are fuxking dumb It's not an AI not does it have the capacity to achieve sentience.

[@SAMURAI-xe6gn]

That’s gone happen with super AI. As robots can make robots by themselves if they are equipped with super AI.

[@PETERGRlFFlN]

Now i get it, first he builds a spaceship for him to be able to go to mars and then he builds a robot army. This is supervillain planning right before our very eyes

[@okdo5144]

Spaceships, AI robot army's... I bet next week he will reveal the super death Ray on the moon ...

[@deviousN]

Can't wait for the Gundam Arc

[@DavidRamirez-qz5nu]

@@deviousN lmao i was thinking the same

[@BruhBruh-nt1xl]

@@deviousN We're not really far off tho

[@marcussmith7718]

I thought it was just me

[@thekingsoftyrannynetwork3275]

My first order will be. “Attack me.”

[@wolfmantrucker1541]

I definently thought that robot was dancing lol

[@mxstice9185]

Imagine being a survivor in the end of the world then seeing a robot dancing in the dust

[@hairless2699]

Lmfao

[@kongcarrot1728]

imagine being a survivor in the end of the world then seeing a robot tea-bagging on a newly killed victim

[@LegendaryJM]

Yeah, and be with that AI for eternity. Lol😆😅😂

[@user-mv5ii8ml8j]

Lol

[@ucotoflicy]

LOL

[@toamastar]

Daft Punk: Retired Elon Musk: Fine I'll build my own Daft Punk...

[@RiccardoBergonzi_]

Daft punk left because its time for the real daft punks

[@MAXIMUMVOL]

What's the music's name?

[@4virtues4truths27]

🐐 comment sir

[@mariosanchez-sj9yv]

Faster better. How that song goes 🤔

[@cieciurka1]

CLAP YOUR HANDS AND MAKE IT DISAPPEAR.....

[@umbertoadc8599]

The bot dances better than charlie d'amelio

[@depressedpumpkin7290]

When the dancer in spandex came out, I thought this was satire.

[@Elite_Ghosty101]

I'm scared because the creator sounds scared talking about the damn thing "you can run from it, overpower it...Hopefully that doesn't happen, but you never know."

[@Tanyositlopai]

its a guy in a suit, very scary indeed

[@Elite_Ghosty101]

@@Tanyositlopai i watched the entire video and i know that the first thing was a guy in a suit, I'm saying Elon had a reaction of fear from the actual creation

[@SirFlippyFlop]

I mean he kinda just sounded nervous, stage fright maybe?

[@Elite_Ghosty101]

@@Jaxbo782 that makes sense

[@Elite_Ghosty101]

@@SirFlippyFlop true

[@Ceebrze3]

Him just saying "As long as you can outrun it you'll be fine" is absolutely terrifying

[@mushieslushie]

Robot gets in car. Runs you over. Reverses.

[@CaWolfie258]

When did he say that??

[@bobograndman]

don't worry this won't happen anytime soon, at least by musk. Remember all the random ideas he throws out there that are never completed or are completely different from what it was originally planned to be? Hyperloop **cough cough** musk is massively underestimating how hard it is to make robots like he's describing, do what he's saying. There's a reason companies better at robotics than tesla have barely scratched the surface of this technology.

[@Marylouise_1]

My thoughts exactly!!

[@souli5327]

Looks like I should start a fitness plan then

[@TheDancelow]

"Our cars are semi-sentient robots on wheels" Hahahaha. This guy is something else

[@freakattack69therealone97]

Just as delusional as his cultist fanboys lmgao

[@touchgrass7129]

everybody gangsta until it starts throwing coins in the air

[@omgwar299]

Wait until the “slow” robots start building fast robots!

[@canyizas1567]

Npcs in videogames struggle to use doors accordingly and you expect us to create singularity in this lifetime?

[@jordandufrene6558]

@@canyizas1567 video games are made As cheap as possible I doubt they build this thing expecting to sell it for 60$ with micro transactions

[@deviousN]

@@canyizas1567 90 years ago scientists said it would be impossible to apply microwave technology in daily life Today we have the microwave. Never underestimate humanity's capacity to commit evil.

[@vrathion1567]

@@jordandufrene6558 license to kill costs 1000 bucks btw

[@roykatrina1752]

Then begins the era of rapey robots. R.I.P OMGWAR

[@CharlesBlank]

dam imagine a tesla driving a tesla

[@lammongkirlegohi]

The car can drive itself. But it would be awsome and scary if a Tesla shows up with a Team of Tesla bots inside to help out whatever you need.

[@russellpuff1996]

They can drive non-Tesla cars

[@Kuhiria.]

@@lammongkirlegohi I can imagine them all getting out of a Tesla with baseball bats ready to jump someone.

[@MrNeonz-fk2ky]

The Tesla is already driving itself. But yes, a Tesla driving a Tesla.

[@dexterheathcliff3386]

lmao

[@ElectricBacon]

3:00 I can't think of even one set of circumstance in which this type of future history would be considered entertainment.

[@khalifabdullah8472]

I can see it now the 'Markus' edition walking around like "you're free"

[@fungiblefinance1027]

Imagine working on the assembly line producing this robot when it one day taps you on the shoulder and takes over your job.

[@WoWplayer527]

That's exactly what will happen

[@zKayFish]

@Joe k IMO u guys got it the other way round. Why are people trying to stay primitive and do labor/repetitive work when we've got our brain that enables us to do much more intellectual consuming tasks?

[@adryncharn1910]

@@zKayFish I totally agree there, lets bring in the future.

[@Murasame]

@Joe k It is indeed the fantasy of lazy left wingers to mooch off/continue to mooch off the government aka other peoples tax money.

[@aerobique]

@@Murasame mOnEy isn't real

[@yourvenparianen5390]

Elon musk "ai is dangerous" Also Elon : "lets do it for the memes"

[@AdiPrimandaGinting]

I think there is more to what he meant when he said AI is dangerous

[@baronblackdragon9078]

@@AdiPrimandaGinting stop simping for a South African man who looks like he took way too much xanax

[@AdiPrimandaGinting]

@@baronblackdragon9078 you forgot to take your Xanax or smth? I ain't simping dude. What is wrong with you?

[@roque87]

@@baronblackdragon9078 that vent seems and sounds weighted in jello

[@avengerdarkness8402]

Elon Musk: AI is dangerous Also Elon: I am dangerous

[@michae1296]

He looks like me presenting a middle school PowerPoint that I didn’t prepare for

[@ArtoriasCiaran76]

Please tell me why the SUP multiplayer racing music was playing in the background

[@CookingwithYarda]

Teslabot: "What is my purpose?" Elon: ''pass the butter''

[@GamingForceEx]

I died when i saw this comment

[@gateofdite]

Lmao classic

[@Matick-]

Just for reference: Rick & Morty

[@Rick-Sanchez-C-137]

I scraped him for a blips and chitz day pass... way worth it.

[@WyteChinpira]

Bring me a beer bud Robot#65/7

[@Owen-ub3fv]

"It will be friendly of course" Plays omnious sinister music at the end.

[@notyour_sam]

Lol right?

[@timestopper5505]

Yeah! And “vaccines “ are forced on everyone to “save “ us!…😏😕😏

[@theintentionalist]

sounds like babymomma Grimes

[@hardjeffrey9543]

Robots gonna take over

[@bbcomixmusic9936]

@@timestopper5505 stop

[@vanleeuwenhoek]

"... reveals TESLA intern..." Let that one sink in.

[@blooprint654]

Literally Detroit become human

[@ultram1208]

Dude, Elon continuously talking about the dangers of AI for years and then turning around and announcing that Tesla is working on an Robot is the most 2021 thing that can happen.

[@hersh_yt]

in terms of robots boston dynamics is already way ahead

[@Rodionnx]

Well, he knows that the development of a more and more advanced AI is inevitable. So it is no point in not taking part in all this events that is waiting us ahead :(

[@kyleharbour5118]

If you want something done right, you got to do it yourself. It totally makes sense, he's working on the forefront of AI, if he doesnt do it someone else will least he can trust himself

[@ryanthompson3737]

Bruh, literally. Turning AI into mobile, humanoid bots like these was exactly what he advocated against Hoping his AI isn't acting stupid and his neurolink project is just a cover for the AI to control him lmao.

[@nickf8916]

Are you Sarah Conner?

[@djayk9692]

“Your clothes, give them to me. NOW.”

[@maoinc13]

I'll be back 🦾💀

[@mattatron1629]

Credit to T R for the original comment

[@stevenmeza2446]

Terminator went down like “ 👍🏿 “. 🤣

[@Magneticitist]

But then friendly robot goes to wash those clothes by jamming them in the toilet

[@Wildicon19]

They have to be designer clothes of top brands, a bot has to look good!

[@ajbanimatedstudios5014]

Man, Detroit become human really do be turning real.

[@stevegoodwin7100]

"Please go to the store & get me groceries" imagine sending one of these to the store... Heck, ima send it to the bank to do a heist.

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Elon: Warns of the dangers of AI taking over if we make it Also Elon: " *Fine, I'LL DO IT MYSELF* "

[@bmoneybby]

Elon: AI is dangerous. Also Elon: So, I built a Terminator.

[@hate-chan4369]

@@bmoneybby That robot isn’t a threat lol just speculating here but maybe it could be used as a second body that the original body controls, or maybe body transfer? Or both lol

[@LordViltor]

@@hate-chan4369 I can picture people telling their bot to bring them a beer from the fridge with a thought that is then transmitted by their neuralink implants

[@bmoneybby]

@@hate-chan4369 remember this comment in 20 years when you're being chased down an alley by said robot on a motorcycle.

[@Seehart]

@@hate-chan4369 Well no, the robot isn't a threat. People tend to react more strongly when robots look human. But obviously Dojo is much more dangerous, and promising. I'm optimistic though.

[@Dani-cn5mk]

We’re about to be living in Detroit become human any day now

[@Marci_Queen]

My thoughts exactly.

[@glorbous884]

hopefully we dont get the secret bad ending

[@supergodplayer69saudi55]

@@glorbous884 lol

[@commscan314]

Not a chance, given that shoving the Three Laws of Robotics and the forced regarding of them into ROM would make them impossible to erase or ignore.

[@angingis5922]

I know 😱

[@emilba2424]

Its insane how they finally revealed what he’s build of🙌

[@OneHighwayWalker]

Can it do my yard work? Can't seem to find a human gardener to do it.

[@ChacUayabXoc]

In one interview he's talking about how scared he is of AI. Next thing you know, he's giving them legs, like wtf dude.

[@Darth_Bateman]

Bro, he was doing that to make himself sound important and all knowing, and this robot isn't real. . . .Like at all. . . .

[@tonemrarcher]

an ai is not dangerous if it is turned into a robot. An AGI is dangerous if it is not given clear instructions. If you give it access to the internet, it can cripple whole nations. People are just scared of giving them legs becuase they have watched The Terminator, but it is not a real threat.

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@tonemrarcher Dude. . . . .You watch too many movies.

[@tonemrarcher]

@@Darth_Bateman not at all. I study artificial intelligence and study the subject daily. Experts are very debated on when a general intelligence will emerge, but since some of them predict it to happen within 20 years, we need to start creating protocols on how to develop them, so they will work for our general good.

[@Darth_Bateman]

@@tonemrarcher 1. ) Cap. 2.) What experts? 3.) I agree with those protocols, because it is far too easy for bots to be made with white supremacy or marginalizing women in mind.

[@TheRiceDude]

Elon: "Sentient robot AI is a danger to humanity" Also Elon: "You SHOULD be able to overpower my sentient robot AI"

[@theyredistortingyourrhythm130]

musk=globalist

[@maxhudson8629]

"we're setting it such that it is, uh, at a mechanical level, at a physical level, you can run away from it and most likely overpower it" He is saying that it is weak and is limited mechanically to be fast or strong. You can run away from it and you can physically overpower it if you need. Overpower not in the sense of "give it more power, make it stronger" but more "you can physically, prevent the robot from doing any harm to you."

[@arkhammemery4712]

@@theyredistortingyourrhythm130 Good

[@garyc1384]

"You SHOULD be able to overpower my sentient robot AI" - thats because it will remain a pipe dream

[@789syrus789]

For now...

[@DragonMyBallsZ]

I hope I'm not the only one that can see the human face inside of that suit right

[@ronaldbottimore5866]

I’m an electrician and I can’t wait for this thing to climb the ladder and do the overhead work. At age 46 this part of the gig is getting old.

[@BurdenofTheMighty]

Hope they waterproof it for plumbing work

[@MargaretChlebnikowski]

😂@@BurdenofTheMighty

[@JustHustle919]

Fast forward: Will Smith ends up being the 1st celebrity owner of one of these, gifted to him by Elon for promotion.

[@hwggo9276]

he def wouldn't take it, since I, robot, I'm sure he hates them all

[@AD-bb9np]

Except is Smith’s grandson because this manikin is never gonna be useful in our lifetime

[@arianphilips5777]

would be a good marketing strategy

[@mantizshrimp]

Musk will do exactly that now, because his super secret neural network ai thing found your comment..

[@JustHustle919]

@@mantizshrimp Lol!!

[@theshrink5632]

Elon Musk giving a presentation like he's the guy who volunteerd to read the powerpoint to the class as long as he didnt have to help with the research.

[@JB17521or]

I'm pretty sure he is deep into it, as on most things SpaceX abd Tesla. If you ask me one of thr main goals of Tesla Bot is Mars. A modified version; you can shoot hundreds in one single thip there. HowToBuildABase

[@m0gbrah]

@@JB17521or Mars is a joke and it'll never be colonized

[@Warbay57]

True, also he didn't know much about rockets when he started SpaceX back in 2001, now he is one of the best rocket engineers in the world. according to Robert Zubrin

[@m0gbrah]

@Jan Dromerda I get the hope for it, but it'll never happen. People should be focused on Earth not some lifeless hellhole in the sky

[@JB17521or]

@@Warbay57 weöl he basically designed half of Falcon 1.. it was him figuring out that it was cheaper to build an own rocket than buy russian icbms, on a laptop all while flying on a plane. But for sure, most of his knowledge comes from talking to employees, experts etc

[@robcooper5541]

I feel like boston dynamics is way ahead of tesla in robotics and they’re robot that can lift stuff and do parkour is pretty bulky

[@rigilkentaurus4262]

Lmao the dancing robot in the beginning is so funny 🤣

[@michaels6588]

Me: Hey Tesla, the neighbor downstairs is being loud again. Tesla: Yes commander! I'm eliminating the source of the noise!

[@SeanFerree]

😂😂😂

[@nicolemathews9303]

Have you seen the video Elon Musk really pisses off Lex Fridman It’s hilarious!

[@snowforest6487]

And then the neighbor overpowers and robs it and sells it lmao

[@dummyjoax9935]

😂

[@hamadhamdi188]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!

[@paulchiu8853]

this is like the first 2 min flashback of any dystopia sci-fi movie

[@maul8384]

In musk we trust

[@stand1ngbidness]

In musk, I want to thrust

[@blastoff4042]

considering our iphones/phones just spy on us and steal and collect data that involves us and our personal lives,,We are already living in a dystopian sci-fi movie.

[@PunxTV123]

it will be like WALL-E, where the earth are full of SATELLITE now and people living on outer space

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

(record scratch) Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got in this mess. Well it all started on August 19th, 2021...when life as we knew it ended

[@scambubblewatchbyjonasferr9474]

"Are cars are semi-sentient robots on wheels". Are shareholders are semi-sentient investors.

[@marcuscarana9240]

This is utterly offensive to Boston Dynamics who have been developing robots for years and yet everyone is excited with this mannequin that's been painted with gloss which is just "so visionary" because it's Elon Musk.

[@deprogamer6655]

i dont like how he laughed nervously when he said friendly, of course

[@anthonywashington5350]

Some crazy scientists will end installing emotion into one of these robots

[@kaseyc1350]

You've heard of Sophia and Bina46 right? Sentience in A.I. is the frightening goal.

[@YHaTToY]

@@anthonywashington5350 I DID IT HES ALIVE AHAHAHA

[@rinzler9775]

Elon Musk: "AI is dangerous" ...proceeds to build one.

[@SatanIsTheLord]

You mean that guy in spandex has AI chip in his head?

[@jorgepitkill7412]

Or talks about building one and never actually does

[@michaelbmw1931]

He is fake !!!!

[@canaljumps]

Marketing 101

[@underwood9584]

Proceeds to build the best and most sophisticated one*

[@kaybudbeatbox7338]

My question is: Will there be ad-ons so I can have a real life C3P-0? Or so everyone else can decal it to look like a protocol droid if they're a Star Wars fan?

[@artfx9]

Wow, Elon invented a human in a fancy suit. Astounding!

[@Spidey-oi5sn]

"It will be friendly of course" 2038: *28 STAB WOUNDS!*

[@siosinsin7305]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flamehours4]

If you get the reference you are certified gamer

[@GogoGoopy_Messyfang]

@@flamehours4 Detroit become human!!

[@GogoGoopy_Messyfang]

You didn’t wanna leave him a chance HUH?!

[@aminudin14]

I can hear Connor voice while reading that 😂

[@davidweikle9921]

*"I fear a robot rebellion, so I am building robots for the robot rebellion."* -Elon Musk

[@demolition3612]

Well also he made them slow and weaker than a human, soo it shouldnt be too much of an issue, they are just meant to do menial tasks, not think for themselves

[@davidweikle9921]

@@demolition3612 *wooooosh*

[@JohnDoe-ex8gf]

@@demolition3612 You don't have to be as strong and fast to use a knife.

[@demolition3612]

@@JohnDoe-ex8gf im aware, however anyone worth their salt has learned disarming in cqb. A robot that was never taught cqb of any kind and is easy to overpower is no threat worthy of your worry

[@demolition3612]

@@davidweikle9921 I understood the joke, however I wanted to make a point that he is making the robots inferior so any rebellion will be unsucessful

[@Izm_Skizm]

This is the equivalent of someone starting a fire and saying “Hey Ummmm…. I probably shouldn’t have done that but ummmm….. let’s see how far it’s spreads”. And a crowd of people saying “Yaaaaaaaay!!!”

[@saintblades]

This is a South Park Episode waiting to happen 😂

[@paoooba]

People in 2040: "We need to go back to 2021 and destroy Tesla"

[@madisonsee9228]

Terminator movie be like

[@bombam351]

Time travel

[@johngifford7725]

The Yesterday War.

[@eugenecrawley4897]

Have you seen the video Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s hilarious!! 👽 😂

[@jerwingordo]

And yet Elon tricked the time travellers into killing the man in Tesla's costume

[@jondotcom8706]

When he warned about AI, nobody thought he’d be the one to replace you with a robot

[@ZentaBon]

Was that really unbelievable?

[@ImmortanJoeCamel]

I just wish he'd hurry up and do it.

[@paulsundquist8752]

@A Future What would be the point?

[@dadinggo]

I understood that to be his warning really

[@Serenities80sphase]

No….we ALL thought he was going to be the one to do it

[@lincolnlanier8596]

Anyone else noticed that it looks suspiciously close to the robots from that Mitchell’s movie?

[@louisschmidtlin5926]

Next level after robots : Elon will present and at last, love a human being.

[@ShavylishusBoom]

"It's only 5 mph, you can run away from it" Me remembering I sleep at 0 mph: 

[@wascadoo8946]

That was Bloody Funny Mate. But yet so True!

[@pnut84]

Stolen comment.

[@frozentits_records1691]

"But you never know" is the most important thing he said

[@grahamcartwright3632]

@Ross Kneebone never blame people for what their parents did

[@hunterkudo9832]

thats not even a robot its a human is a suit lol.

[@DannewK]

@berlinroots verrückte zusammenfassung

[@DementedCaver]

@@hunterkudo9832 Well...to be fair....he said that.

[@AhmadF05]

@@grahamcartwright3632 right but why we’re blamed for the sin of Adam

[@AlptugSezek]

So where is the prensentation? Any robot moves or talking?

[@ognitron8191]

I appreciate that he was implementing features to make it be less threatening, but I want it atleast looking as jacked as the Terminator

[@ThatsMySkill]

elon musk: ai will most likely outsmart and kill humanity. also elon musk: look at this wicked robot.

[@DieterBuys]

Elon has also said that it's inevitable that AI will surpass us, so that the solution for humanity is to do our best to make AI benevolent and then merge with it to become cyborgs.

[@DeathDealer-DD]

i think Ai will surpasse individual capacities in gathering knowloedge....but surpassing human intelligence i don't think so. Ai only gathers and process in high speed but creating and innovating something new i don't think so...it has advantages of speed and processing power unlike the brain that takes a bit of time...human do have other godly given perks like intuition imagination, prediction and make things useful even if it's below the treshold...a lot of things...humans are the one who created Ai and the only one that can terminate it if they want

[@jude3426]

@@DeathDealer-DD I get what you’re saying but you have to take into consideration that intuition, imagination, and prediction can be put into algorithms and be built upon

[@RocTaylor5]

@@DieterBuys I’m all for it

[@DeathDealer-DD]

@@vladgataullin who made the self learning? Ai itself or humans? still not enough to overpower humans

[@aerojetrocketdyners-2538]

Finally i can have a girlfriend.

[@diracflux]

With the Tesla Autopilot brain, she may randomly slam you into a tree or initiate explosive self-destruct. But still worth it if you get laid 😀

[@stateofopportunity1286]

@@diracflux So, just like a normal woman?

[@NareshKasturi224]

Only if you have enough money to buy one 😉

[@ken-mb5cp]

Don’t get her mad.

[@BigBoss-kq8mb]

imagine this thing doing the wrong thing like biting it off instead of what you asked it to do

[@lotusring7278]

A man in robot suit dancing is so scary

[@tea-time3773]

Elon: that was not real *everyone: laughs* The Tesla bot will be real *everyone: dead silent*

[@STANReax]

Step 1: Do your best to make a funny intro Step 2: Introduce one of the most dangerous futures possible. Step 3: Joke that '' if you can outrun it, you'll be fine ''

[@bwowzah]

Step 4: hire no less than the entire population of Australia to screen the preorders. Who wouldn't want 2-5 of these? I'd wear matching embroidered jackets with mine.

[@csnent5679]

Bwowzah l

[@MuddinNYC]

Tbh if you can't run 5 mph you're super out of shape. Even a senior citizen should be able to

[@mateokovac2642]

@@MuddinNYC yeah, the successor to this bot will probably do 30mph already.

[@MuddinNYC]

@@mateokovac2642 I don't think so. Musk is to afraid of AI (ironic for a man people compare to iron man) Maybe once Musk leaves Tesla.

[@hacurass7159]

This presentation was high school level lol

[@dumbgirl8]

Lollll

[@ramixpAPEX]

Lol

[@ramixpAPEX]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DuBstep115]

Nothing new from musk, other genius level guy who gives high school level presentations is christian von koenigsegg, he can build a 1700hp hypercar but can't talk like normal human.

[@senatorclaydavis5539]

He’s clearly just having fun with it, I don’t think he has the time either to practice some presentation.

[@anhleroy]

That robot has a package in the midsection. Is that a type of sensor ?

[@WKidd1776]

Dojo training?! That's going to be interesting...