Elysium - Hair Products Joke (1080p)

[@madarchermoto4955]

When you don’t show your receipt at Walmart in 2054

[@GlaBurnzUrHouseAK47]

when robots have more rights than a human being

[@__mindflayer__]

For someone who has “multiple” felonies. I don’t care.

[@davidlindburg1921]

Coming sooner than we think, just heard Elon Musk has an app that can impersonate anyone's voice on the planet!

[@maxisoulcaliber8941]

Its already here, the movies are the script for our reality.

[@Ceeed100]

Boston Dynamics would be proud...

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

Just saw video of Atlas doing flips and stuff and this is what I was thinking how advance they'll be in the future

[@Ceeed100]

@@MSaleh-vy8rr yeah first they will get deployed in the military. Somewhere in the middle east to fight some taliban or what not. But then they will get deployed in our own country. First as specialunits then as normal police patrols. I dont want that xD

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

@@Ceeed100 Ngl that's pretty dope. For the military it'll be remote controlled. They gonna have special Operators to control the driods with a Xbox controller in first person view via camera 😂

[@Ceeed100]

@@MSaleh-vy8rr Yeah, probably with VR headsets. But thats the only reason why robots arent deployed yet. Because they have to be manuel controlled. The only thing thats missing is an advanced enough AI to control the robots. So they can interact autonomous with the world around them^^

[@__-nz4ip]

Predictive programming Getting you ready for BD product

[@s3ts]

Making a joke was seeming not crazy. The crazy part is he didn’t let the officer check the bag, but it was only because the officer failed to communicate the intent to check the bag with or without consent.

[@LeaderPriceFR09]

Is not sure that in the future we will have robots cops, or robot soldiers, imagine the carnage if you give to a no living being a weapon, they could easily kill someone for no reasons.

[@Air_Serpent]

This aged too well

[@Superunknown190]

This movie was panned, but I love it. The robots parallel real life in terms of how set our system is. Police and government workers are portrayed as robots, because they act like robots. They're cogs in a machine that perpetuates the status quo.

[@Lolm3ist3r]

If we had these, crime in inner cities would be a thing of the past.

[@HardKore5250]

5 years from now

[@johnnyoldskool6504]

David Heller .... yes you’re absolutely right 👍

[@__-nz4ip]

Probably 2 years max if the police/military start taking the vaxxes

[@user-is5qj6pk6b]

@@__-nz4ip there still isn’t robots breaking peoples arms. Maybe another 2 years bud? 😂

[@datatsushi2016]

I remember the whole theatre laughing when they broke his arm. I guess it's the face that Damon pulls combined with the "AAAARRRGHHH!!!!"

[@PleaseDontDeleteMyComments]

That's a bit terrifying

[@spectrepar2458]

I used to dread going bald but now i can look forward to making this joke

[@tony_saxony]

how robot reacts exactly to his "fucking" word XD AMAZING DETAIL!

[@Avragesoulsgamelover]

Those robots are like the police robot from chappie ecxept these ones are street robot police but the ones chappie can have a whole team of police and nows how to swat someone

[@LeaderPriceFR09]

Chappie and Elysium are in the same universe.

[@IanStockwell-c6p]

When do we meet through the sky earth's horizon needs to be looked at

[@liltonhughes4302]

The Listener (January 27, 2012-June 9, 2023): Elysium (2013) On August 9, 2013

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

POV: it’s the year 2154, you’re in San Francisco, and SFPD Robots beat you for not having your Vaxx Card before boarding the bus to head your way to work at big Tech.

[@Project2025WILLRUINYOURLIFE]

notice how the "vaxx" actually worked and the disease is under control now. you were played for a fool, but of course you're never going to own up to that.

[@scootsmcgoots]

Coming soon to a city near you!

[@darkmatteracid2353]

0:30 *shit*

[@novemberdownspianoman5255]

Wow. what do they do if the robocop hurts someone? throw em in jail? that robot wont cry!

[@woodbinescab]

premeditated sass.

[@RuiNunesDev]

Here is a game: lets try to guess which year robots like these will be roaming the streets. my guess 2028

[@wausjackbauer128]

wow thats a bit early. I would say like 2040

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

Will one thing to note is that AI is getting advance and smarter almost everyday. so implenting powerful AI to robots to move around like that you see in the movie isn't far fetch. I'll say 2030 or 2040, but they'll be used in factories like Amazon for example, and then maybe working at Walmart as a clerk, lol. Mass produced robots will be aimed to help people with disability and seniors which is more a probability.

[@richardsolberg4047]

The dog ones already are ...

[@goodstuff8156]

Cool future

[@TheSuirad]

Their programming thought he was Black Damon, and not Matt Damon.

[@borismaurizio5218]

Matt Damon, sei un genio !

[@ramouss59ramouss67]

Ils in a des Time ....

[@Katyfrenam860]

This kind of technological advancement in law enforcement should be needed in some specific scenario. Especially with looters, murders and to rieducate many young guys that think they own the world, therefore they don’t respect the rules. The world need less egomaniac and more peace.

[@charliechuckleberry5307]

Yes, but robots should be dumb enough to be fooled by criminals. If smuggling, you need a proper chance to talk your way out of it. :P

[@apexparker438]

Very true, especially those retarded anarchists that cant even bench 20 pounds

[@statinskill]

Yes, but the problem is going go be what those robots do when they're not breaking the wrists and ankles of leftist rioters. Wait until they do cavity searches.

[@charliechuckleberry5307]

@@statinskill Normally it was difficult to convince a police officer to become fluid sexual for searches. We'll provide software to allow fluid sexuality. If a woman demands a female to search her, then the robot will automatically identify as female for the search.

[@666chapelofblood]

Haha, this comment is totalitarianism in a nutshell.

[@riansaputra8673]

That’s some israeli robot shit right there

[@plate.armour_0996]

🌞

[@Donni109]

Exactly like this you should treat Protestors in our time too. Fucking 0 respect should be treated with 0 respect and violence!

[@dekzzx]

animal

[@Donni109]

Treat animals like animals

[@timoshenko1971]

Like Ecatepec except Ecatepec is way gloomier.

[@TheXL2013]

A perfect reenactment of how real cops behave. Whodathunk?

[@goodstuff8156]

You think that shits real? Your stupid as hell dude.

[@florinivan6907]

No matter how hard he tries Matt Damon just cannot pull of being poor. The moment he opens his mouth you know exactly that this guy has never had a hard day in his life.He just screams rich white guy.

[@lawdpleasehelpmeno]

you're going to be ushering in this age

[@gunargundarson1626]

It's a common side effect that all Boston people experience greater amounts of happiness when not living in Boston.

[@davidlindburg1921]

That's just too funny!!! 😁👍

[@CarlosHerrera-fh2qo]

If he were really poor he would not look so happy and kind, why?? You are hardened inside and would not fuck with a machine several times stronger than a human.

[@kevinhill8193]

I don't hear it?

[@daviddavid-ud9bt]

We are headed this way, thanks to tRump.

[@charlierice6865]

Damn it’s irritating seeing how you can possibly be this fucking stupid. Who is the one who has been deplatformed and censored? Yeah, that’s all you need to know bud.

[@Vlamyncksken]

Trump hadn't been in power for a year when you posted this cringe shit you imbecile

[@jalenwalker8790]

Good god ur delusional

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

TRump??? you mean big tech and military industrail complex? besides, every US president and government fund big projects to military contractors. Just look at DARPA.