Em-One - Perfect Machine (Game Grumps Remix)

[@yupsirey2961]

Arin and Dan are my favorite Vocaloids

[@DrakeValos]

Voice actor + Career Singer + Skillful Remixer. Yes.

[@sociallyundead419]

yupsirey has a KZbin Agreed.

[@jemdragons3120]

I would like but you're at 666 and I can't mess that up

[@butter6442]

Someone make a mmd dl model of grumps

[@julesroy3469]

it would not be hard to make both of them voicebanks... i mean look at the material gurl

[@Sultanofszing]

It's almost like Arin is a neural-net processor, a _learning_ computer...

[@Alabaster1223]

Sultans Of Zing he’s become sentient

[@MiniMinotaur675]

SHIT!

[@nanoramirez9331]

**zognoid accent** No he's cleary hUman from æœøē i mean florida

[@Mario583a]

And yet, he cannot comprehend tutorials nor basic game functionality.

[@Tulip_bip]

i completely forgot that it was a terminator reference so when i watched terminator 2 last night it really confused me!

[@KRIMINALKurtis]

"You fucked it up, Objective B." is one of the best note progressions I have heard in a GG remix.

[@thoughtstream534]

That's definitely the best transition of all time

[@buckwild9168]

Yes. Danny Sexbot and RoboRaptor loveit

[@cucumber7808]

Yes! Because of this I’ve drawn myself as a robot

[@Adrian-ot1sq]

Buck Wild FriendDan* FriendArin*

[@Vgamer311]

I just can't get over how fucking rad the picture is.

[@tatertoter1234]

I'm in the same boat lol. There's not a video but I just keep staring at the picture

[@theamericanyoutuber]

It slowly becomes night over the course of the video... I just noticed this....

[@polartechie]

Hell yesss

[@josephschultz3301]

@@polartechie The radness of the perfect robo-apocalypse.

[@Montesama314]

Arin is the robot boy. He is the one who terminates.

[@DJEJ7716]

I imagined robo-arin saying this totally stone-faced lmao

[@jackietaillon608]

Dan, we're not in danger, we *are* the danger (Breaking bad?)

[@jft4820]

Great song to sing in public. "Fool the humans into thinking you're real."

[@siyotsistu]

"join the resistance" even more perfect in front of area 51

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

After a perfect round of bar darts.

[@DislexicCatGaming]

The "Protect Sarah Connor" note is so fucking beautiful, I can't.

[@monowavy]

my favorite is Arin's dissonant "Holy Fuckin she-eet"

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

monowavy- my favorite is Dan’s beautiful “F*ck my life, f*ck my life”

[@russellhtf6969]

Just gave you your 69th like Nice

[@Dorian_Scott]

I like it when Dan goes *_"Fuck my li~fe!"_*

[@RabblesTheBinx]

It's at 269, now. 200 + Nice. Now to ruin that by liking it.

[@xsavagelovex]

I don't know why, but i love the way Arin sings "In your anger you killed her"

[@kirbybombed]

this wasn't a song... it was an EXPERIENCE

[@jackhill3273]

Alex Henry The Greatest Experience of our HUMAN Lives.

[@cucumber7808]

Whoh that deep

[@casualfoodenjoyer7951]

woah im high rn dont be saying deep shit like that

[@ghosttrees5362]

A GOLD experience 👌🏻

[@Jirbolicious]

If only I could jam it up my pee-hole

[@harrystapleton3690]

"Protect Sarah Connor" I'm actually like taken away by how good that sounds it's so good

[@cucumber7808]

IKR?! Those cords go to a very gentle robotic high note that I can't imagine reaching. It made my mind transport to that destination. That note is my life now

[@Nintendogeeks]

''Holy Fucking shit~~'' :'D

[@lavendermoonart7036]

Ikr!

[@josephschultz3301]

Arin's autotuned laugh when Danny's voice sings _"John Connor will lead us"_ is what really gets me. It's somewhere between both awesome and hilarious. I love it so much.

[@xilitla.]

legit i loop this song because it's so pretty, i could write an essay on this song !

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Those synths are so smooth, SOOO eargasmic.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Heh heh. Synth. Synthetic. Robot.

[@yuriviolence]

*I am Friend Dog.*

[@yellowboy3474]

/R e p r o g r a m m i n g/ : *I AM FRIEND CLARENCE*

[@Capstone2266]

*I am friend doctor*

[@iaintgonna3717]

*I am also Friend Dog.*

[@tacodude2687]

I am programmed to protect humanity

[@TheKarishi]

That rhythm counterpoint after "John Connor will lead us" being a quick second of Danny's laughter is just so beautiful and perfect.

[@monowavy]

Oh yeah! I was searching for this in the comments. Love that part so much.

[@SuperEvilFrank]

Terminator Arin and Terminator Dan are sent back in time disguised as golfers to protect Sarah Connor. but they forget everything, assuming the roles of our Dan & Arin instead by killing them with golf clubs. They go on to become internet famous and live happy, normal human lives. Terminator Dan isn't having any of it though, and keeps trying to convince Robo Arin to get back to killing humans. Then Skynet attacks. Robo Arin kills Suzy when Skynet attacks. After a few years, Robo Arin regains control and realizes what he has done. He has to find a way to back in time in order to try and stop himself from killing Suzy. After many time loops, They are able to remove the Skynet programming from themselves, but still can't stop the Skynet apocalypse. Their plan is to build a bunker underneath the Grump house, survive the nukes, join the resistance, and do the best they can to protect Suzy and ensure a long life for her. Skynet becomes aware of their changes to their programming though and makes preparations. Meanwhile, Dan has been secretly training Suzy for everything behind Arin's back. Arin doesn't want to scare her and thinks he knows best. Dan knows it will be easier to protect her and stop this crazy cycle from happening again, but he doesn't know why he feels like helping Arin at all. Dan realizes that he's come to see Arin as more than a partner, but as family, as well as Suzy. Arin becomes extremely jealous though. One day, Arin and Dan get into such a big fight about it, Arin kills Dan. Horrified about what he has just done, and after Suzy explains to him what really happened, they hear sirens. The missiles have been launched. they look outside. Arin looks outside to see several terminators are sent to kill Suzy, assuming she has secrets about Skynet told to her by Dan that could help the upcoming resistance stop Skynet. Arin is badly damaged fighting off the several terminators with Suzy. Down to using golf clubs as weapons, they retreat into the bunker before the bombs go off. Suzy is excited that they survived, but Arin turns to her. He tells her he can't guarantee that the reprogramming will stop all signals to Skynet, revealing their location. Arin hands her a golf club, Suzy has to destroy both the machine that killed her human Arin, and the Robo Arin that loved her just as much if not more so. Several years later, Suzy has joined the resistance. She is on a mission with Kyle Reese to attack a Skynet base. They find a profile on every resistance fighter ever. That ever could have been, that was, and that would be born based on whomever survived the bombs and attacks. Suzy finds her file. She is surprised to discover Kyle Reese's file, as well as her own. She learns Kyle is integral to the resistance, but her own file says she is 50/50. Beneficial, but not nececssary for humanity to win. She makes a decision. She goes back in time with Kyle Reese to Sarah Connor. However, she goes AWOL instead of helping Kyle Reese. She goes straight to where Robo Dan told her that Robo Arin and Robo Dan were when they killed and took their human counterparts place. She ambushes them, but doesn't do well against two terminators by herself. Before Robo Dan and Robo Arin are able to capture her, she flashes back to her life with both human Arin and Robo Arin, along with the sacrifice Robo Danny made in order for her to have made it this long. She runs into Robo Dan and Robo Arin's arms, crying. Confused, they both look down at a crying, smiling Suzy with two unpinned grenades in her hands. These grenades elimate all matter within a small space, causing as little collateral damage as possible. She looks into Robo Arin and Dan's eyes and says, "The future doesn't deserve us." Then a flash. Then, nothing but scorch marks. Human Danny hears a loud whumpf noise when walking with Arin, assumes it was a fart, they both laugh and go home to Suzy.

[@seansimmons5154]

a well crafted story for a well crafted song .

[@ezekielc6078]

damn.

[@sociallyundead419]

SuperEvilFrank Whoa.

[@cucumber7808]

Pretty sweet, I thought of something like that too

[@trialbystone2532]

Better than Terminator 3.

[@DisappearingBunny]

Ready for this anime

[@SolarRain03]

DisappearingBunny XD

[@cucumber7808]

Same

[@JacobC664]

Yeah and it’s just about two robots golfing

[@cucumber7808]

Polis Ranger GOLFING ROBOTS WHO KILL HUMANS AND PROTECT SARAH CONNOR AND JOIN THE RESISTANCE AND FOOL THE HUMANS INTO THINKING YOUR REAL WITH INFERIOR SKILL EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN WIN EVERYTIME AND THEY USE THEIR COMPUTER BRAIN TO CALCULATE THE ANGLES AND THEY MAKE JOHN CONNOR THE LEADER

[@BluesMoth64]

DisappearingBunny Eh, the manga was better tbh

[@darkavenger95UK]

No Em-one, YOU'RE a perfect machine

[@theinvisiblespoon6118]

em-one it's YOUR turn to protect sarah connor

[@Nyaliva]

This is honestly one of the best GG remixes of all time. Smooth as silk but an absolute bop. I've listened to it so many times and I still love it.

[@Chice]

Y'know this actually sounds like a good concept for a story

[@RaizenzYTz]

Chice or a bad comedy movie

[@SuperRegic]

Chice a pair of hyper advanced cylon level machines defect on their own, perhaps by attaining autonomy from the main evil machine intelligence, realising the merits of freedom they choose to help the human resistance. And they’re played by Arin and Danny

[@QuesoCucuy]

SuperRegic i like the idea more that they were "evil" robots trying to infiltrate human society but fail and are then deemed non-assets by the MotherBoard to be disassembled for parts but they defect to the resistance

[@cheesewizard3965]

They then play mini-golf to fool the humans by failing on purpose.

[@sithotaku]

to..trick humanity by..pretending to only be okay at golf? lmao

[@merlinyesreally]

Can't help but jump back to this jam on the regular. Years later, it still just crushes it. Timeless.

[@SirDemone]

This song was made by a perfect machine to convince us inferior beings to obey our roboverlords.

[@jackhill3273]

Demone Yes!

[@alphayun7401]

but if a machine is perfect wouldnt it be immune to emp attacks?

[@cdbradford7987]

Demone our roberlords?

[@kaithegamer3905]

Damn, Em-One. You've made catchy songs before, but this...this is on a whole other level.

[@cucumber7808]

I know right

[@Silentblogger659]

I can't stop listening

[@thespiangamer6636]

Could not agree more!

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

Real talk though, this episode could be made into like 3 albums.

[@SolstaceWinters]

Y'know, when they said "This better get remixed" during the playthrough of that Chuck E Cheese game, my mind immediately was thrown back to the Shadow the Edgehog one you did about Killing the President and Arin calling you out. When he said mentioned remixes for this game, I knew it was inevitable, and I came here just to see if it was fulfilled... and wasn't disappointed.

[@unwritten_zephyr]

ChaosSorceror_Davidicus Still kind of sad the “I NEED TO KILL THE PRESIDENT” Remix never became a thing. Practically impossible with politics right now....

[@UltraInstinctYiik]

True Ambivalence is easily one of Em Ones best remixes, second to maybe this.

[@T3AR_HD]

Unwritten Zephyr That's what makes it even better to blast out loud Kappa

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

what killing president remix? and how did Arin know about it/Em-One?

[@Leongon]

What do you mean it never became a thing? It's one of the best remixes he has done. Name's True Ambivalence.

[@DumbWeegee]

god the moment when arin says "holy fucking shit"

[@Deamons64]

I for one, welcome our new robot overlords...

[@scottyvirgilio4659]

Deamons64 all hail arinator and Danthemanrobot

[@eggc587]

Don’t wanna see us go to war

[@00RaveRat]

I like how the sky changes in the background

[@tdkey777]

This is just a really good song. Remove the lyrics and it's just a techno bop with fantastic progression. Been on my playlist for years and shall remain

[@stolenii8803]

The "Primary objective: Fool them all" just sounds really cool. I love this one. Awesome stuff Em-One.

[@Stelsolein]

5 years later, everything about this song just seems perfect! The CHORD PROGRESSION is so good-- not to mention the breakdown/bridge. Simply incredible work!

[@tabe8850]

“You fucked it up. Objective B”. It always makes me laugh

[@Dovydumbo]

That chorus is one of the only things in this world that has earned the title of Rad. Well done Em-One.

[@Fallenblackangel]

I forgot how amazing the remix was. Listening to it on repeat is just my life now.

[@libertyprime7911]

f my life

[@Zhiloaxeman]

I keep coming back after all these years, it is truly a delight to listen to.

[@semi-sweet]

If this isn't stuck in my head tomorrow I don't know what else could be.

[@thejustofit8965]

Ryan Pfeiffer was it?

[@bombuster9992]

Yeah was it?

[@semi-sweet]

Took a few days, actually, I think. It did end up being my jam, though.

[@josuetrujillo5576]

Ryan Pfeiffer !

[@TheSchaef47]

Some other Em One song

[@Limetines]

The airhorn was masterfully incorporated

[@Bageltin]

right???

[@gabosox02]

It's so catchy, love singing this while driving

[@MovieMasterAl]

Hoooo boyyy, love the direction you took on this, those chords are sexy :D

[@shotguntornado]

MovieMasterAl Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store.

[@harrystapleton3690]

MovieMasterAl it's your turn to show him how ist done my dude

[@MovieMasterAl]

There's no way I can top this one but it should be up in a couple of days ;)

[@harrystapleton3690]

MovieMasterAl it's been a long time coming I'm excited to see your return 😊

[@Nyahahameha]

I'm still listening to Simple Plot of MGS Disco Remix. Keep doin' what you love!

[@Meadhands]

I almost forgot to listen to this today.

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Have you upheld the ritual, comrade?

[@rodmullen64]

00:53 these three lines hit the right part of my brain.

[@binchlipusfukaroniiandchee464]

I haven't watched game grumps in a long while, but this still slaps unreasonably hard

[@elchilly5999]

This artwork makes this wonderful soundtrack all the more dramatic!!!

[@cucumber7808]

Agreed

[@islandplace7235]

It's as beautiful as I remember

[@popstarjuandissimo8413]

Came back to check if anyone still listened to this like I do and I was not disappointed.

[@sidhionoakbranch4871]

All I could think of for the duration of this song was, "yeeeeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!"

[@Ella-pb7pl]

This will forever be my favorite Game Grumps remix, it's so damn good.

[@DepressedOptimist]

_im gonna be humming this for a week dang it_

[@speranzagaming1572]

Depressed Optimist try 4 months...

[@kakeli5634]

Depressed Optimist try 6

[@snickle1980]

Try over a year...its almost motherfucking perfect.

[@AleXavierR]

This will never get old. I listen to it with my kids, and they jam out, lol

[@andrepicsan2809]

GameGrumps need to do an video of Em-One like they did with Spacebear.

[@libertyprime7911]

#whynoloveforEmOne

[@Zoltron30xx]

I have to come back to this song once a year because that "protect sarah conner" just scratches my brain in the right spot.

[@Vexe]

I still listen to this song, so good Edit: Still listening In July 2021. Still listening in March 2022. Still listening in February 2023. Still listening in April 2024.

[@brendanvaughan3272]

January 2023

[@libertyprime7911]

@@brendanvaughan3272 April 2023, and still the best song ever to predict the AI revolution.

[@sergeantemu8206]

May 2023

[@eckitronix]

But no one will be alive to hear it in 2027. Arm yourselves for the Robot Apocalypse of 2027. The phallic robots are soon to arrive. Let's hope a Megaman can be perfected and protect us...until then, trust no one--not even --Friend Dog-- Clarence.

[@Bizarre777returnzZ]

June 2023

[@selingermann5599]

When anxiety hits, there's nothing quite like listening to a very light hearted song.

[@jonaahthan]

waited for "Almost got a birdie, cuz I'm a birdie"

[@sgc25]

i've literally never heard such eargasmic synth in my life oh my god

[@tomhank896]

The ending always gets me, its so beautiful 😢

[@NausicaaRaine]

This is probably the best game grumps remix that I've heard in years, and the art for the video is super neat.

[@soveriegn777]

*STILL* can't get enough of this track.😎👍🎵🎶🎶 So good. #FML

[@pandita1548]

3 years later I’m still here listening to this 💕💕💕

[@brandonmariomanfanxd]

Wow! Em-One, this is gonna sound weird, but I almost teared up hearing this, it’s just such a good song, and it also makes me nostalgic on when Grumps first started with Dan. This really shows how good with music you are, and how much you like GameGrumps.

[@cucumber7808]

Same here, weirdly enough. Songs that transport me or “change” me in a way make me cry. That’s exactly what this did

[@derpsterdmad2755]

Oh god I can't stop listening to this. Send help

[@cinamonbunny4957]

Same

[@JoshMAS_]

Same

[@RotaAbyssian]

samesies

[@daunicorn7562]

Sorry can't I'm stuck in the loop of this song

[@Bageltin]

me too man

[@beamertoy]

Replaying in 2023

[@MimicksRiot]

2024 now

[@casualfoodenjoyer7951]

@@MimicksRiotsame

[@Sqwivig]

Good God this song is fucking eargasmic!! I am in LOVE with those synths

[@TaylorHodgsonScott]

Love your work every damn time dude. Great marriage of a synth beat and perfect machines. Thank you for making it

[@valentine6533]

Every time I listen to this, I’m blown away by how good it is. 🤩

[@murohana]

This is actually the best thing ever I love you

[@blizzytheredacted1176]

this is fucking amazing, the lyrics sound so natural it's so smooth and groovy

[@shadowbrine114]

I unironically absolutely adore this song

[@casualfoodenjoyer7951]

6 years later im still enjoying this as if it was my first time listening! love it!

[@jackhill3273]

Same with me, except the only difference with a first listen is you know the lyrics and can sing! This is hands down my favorite GG Remix!!

[@LavenderSky499]

Thought of this amazing remix again because I'm currently on a Star Wars kick. "In your anger you killed her" is so dang smooth.

[@abbyvb9582]

Why 👏 is 👏 this 👏 not 👏 on 👏 Spotify 👏 yet 👏

[@kariemelhanan8878]

“You fucked it up objective B, kill all humans” is funny to me to this day god damn

[@Alexandterrara]

I've recently found game grumps compilations which sent me here and now I've been listening to this for the past 10 hours

[@98Levithe]

How do you make such beautiful music in such a short time? Who did you sell your soul to, tell me.

[@DreadSHADIA]

who do you think?

[@Nyahahameha]

It's not common knowledge yet, but Satan's returns on souls have been dropping in recent years thanks to the rise in supply, actually, so some third-party buyers have been cropping up that offer more bang for one's buck in an attempt to muscle in on his market share. There's also a handful of businesses that will simply let you rent your soul for less permanent benefits, though those typically require you to commit a ritual sacrifice of a family member or close friend upon return of the soul. I'd recommend being careful of online soul marketing, though, especially soulsellers.com, which is _not_ associated with the more reputable soulsellers.ca, and has a track record of not satisfying sellers' requests and not refunding souls sold to them. EDIT: *Don't* click those links! I don't know where they go or how to get rid of them!

[@kempacaliber5273]

Lord Scribe someone's bound to click them out of curiosity

[@maskedwatercress]

Lord Scribe What are those links? I'm too curious.

[@thebean4262]

Andrew Hussie

[@DgShadowChocolate]

WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I'M HAVING?! EM-ONE, THAT'S WHAT! Bruh, please tell me you'll release an instrumental for this too!

[@piercegepard4337]

10 hour version too

[@optimuscries9869]

This is probably my favorite Em-One game grumps remix. I've been Listening to it for 6 days in a row now.

[@chanlott7171]

This one is addicting

[@shenjoku]

4 years later, still a banger. I can't get this out of my head lol

[@josephschultz3301]

I swear to God, in the episode when Danny said "John Connor will lead us" he was literally reading Arin's mind xD . Arin was so down with it, he loved it. Goes to show how close they are as friends.

[@xdtastyninja]

This has no right to be as good as it is.

[@mephostopheles3752]

This remix has been stuck in my head for *weeks*. You've done it again, Em. I fucking love you, dude.

[@C-MOG]

Thank You Em-One. I never gave Vocaloids a shot until now. Now I'm regretting I never spent my angsty years listening to these.

[@karidunne3541]

Why are your remixes better than most songs by actual singers and a bunch of producers who spent forever thinking of lyrics nowadays?

[@SolarRain03]

Popcorn Goddess because the lyrics are provided lmao

[@karidunne3541]

Splert Flert Yeah by guys screaming about dicks lol. I meant like the music is better idk I was tired when I wrote that haha

[@Banjo_in_the_vent]

@@SolarRain03 Honestly this seems like a harder way to make music 😂

[@Banjo_in_the_vent]

@@karidunne3541 Because he is the music god

[@Battlecat47]

This is still one of my favorite songs ever. No joke.

[@deweydrop3421]

I listen to this almost every day.

[@rosekiller4004]

2 years later and in still jamming to this amazing song unironically. Love you em-one, hope you're doing alright

[@Cheese_Meister]

This is SO GOOD

[@cucumber7808]

I love this song so much I've been listening to it ALL DAY!!! It kinda tells a story, too. I imagined it as the game grumps were killed and they came back as killing machines. Doesn't that sound familiar? I like that the lyrics kinda make sense instead of other remixes which don't make any sense. Keep up the good work

[@Em-One]

+Bentz Girls Thank you very much, I'm glad that you get the concept and that you enjoy the remix. :3

[@cucumber7808]

Em-one Your are welcome

[@Chackravartin]

Wow, this was way better than I thought it was gonna be. It's kinda catchy too.

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

I am beyond thrilled that this song has over 600,000 views at this point. It might be the best song made out of people talking that has ever been made.

[@ecronaclon47]

I would absolutely love to see an animated music video come out of this song

[@NatalieGamesandVlogsfn4f]

Holy shit how did I JUST find this????? This is the best remix I've ever heard for GG!

[@Ryxbar]

I'm so glad that you responded to his blatant challenge lol. And you did a great job!

[@protohunters]

Best work yet holy fucking shit Em-One you're a perfect composing machine. Fuck my life.

[@scaredshirtlessproductions1994]

God there is so much FUNK in this. I love it.

[@jcace13]

Holy fucking shit, it's a perfect remix.

[@Battlecat47]

I thought this was funny at first, now I just can’t stop listening to it. This is an amazing song-a perfect song 🤖 🙌

[@soupitywoop]

finding this in a random stepmania pack inspired me to make a playlist of gems like this LMAO the singing is so angelic and for what!!

[@Battlecat47]

This song is amazing, man. It’s in my head randomly all the time. Still give me goosebumps at like three different parts. Well done.

[@hypan0vaULTRA]

It's so much better when you remember this "end of the world" GG remix about robots fooling humans in order to eradicate all human life comes from them playing golf on a Chuckie Cheese sport game.

[@pyrotechnick420]

I walk around during the day singing "Fuck my life, fuck my life," like the way Danny does in this song

[@theamericanyoutuber]

😂 Aaggh... I’m going to be doing the same