Embarrassing Injuries | The Holderness Family

[@thematney5125]

"Full of...poop" that must have been such a glorious moment to say that LOL

[@n8trsho]

Kim's look at 3:12. Priceless. Legos, on the other hand, are lethal.

[@amandayoung223]

OK, so your question is, "What is Penn's most embarrassing ER story," to which I must counter, "most embarrassing for whom --Penn or Kim?" Penn actually seems kind of proud of all of his stories, so there's not much room for embarrassment there; however, Kim seemed to be really taken off guard by the poop-induced hernia story - so points for the hernia.

[@dontpressmyprofilehehe8321]

Ha ha hilarious

[@JessicaPradoHanson]

Kim's facial expression during the college poop was 💎PRICELESS💎 that's my vote lol

[@jruss516]

almost took my first son to the er when he was 1 cause his eye looked weird and wouldn't blink. thank God we noticed it was stuck open with maple syrup before we left.

[@user-uh4gh4md5u]

Joel Russell oh my god lmoa

[@ashawthing0520]

LOLOLOLOL Good one!

[@alicecain2830]

Freaking hilarious. It's a good story forever!

[@alaskandistractions]

😂

[@mrsmack5808]

My family has sooooo many of these but here's two really unusual ones. When I was probably like 11 my mom asked me to put a lawn chair away. I folded it and put it on top of my head to carry it. When I went to set it down it was stuck to my head! Somehow a double sided fishhook had become attached to the chair and both sides of the hook got stuck in my scalp. My mom freed the fishing line from the chair and had to take me to the ER to have the hook removed. I also have a brother who as a young teen stepped on an open trapper keeper that had gotten buried under junk in his room. It actually closed and went through his pinky toe. My dad was at work and we only had the one car. My brother needed transport to the hospital and we needed a babysitter so my aunt and uncle came over (they lived less than 10 min away). My mom and uncle removed a shelf from the closet to use as a gurney and carried him downstairs and out to the van.

[@trpuffnstuff571]

I love you guys! It's so enjoyable, the music, the comments, hearing from a normal family.

[@dagman85]

I am for real laughing out loud right now... and that actually doesn't happen all that often from KZbin videos. Thank you for sharing your pain in such a way that I can get belly laughs because of it.

[@heidixoxo9326]

I think it's the hernia! I love you guys' stories!

[@agdehaven]

Penn needs a Squatty Potty. that being said, pooping incorrectly takes the cake!

[@tracyhargraves]

I agree, the hernia from gripping the toilet and straining was the worst in the list but being full of Sh*t takes a very close 2nd. ;)

[@angelinabaker3712]

Both poop storys are the most embarrassing and the funniest for sure

[@ajbrooks2112]

Squatty potty’s are the best tho

[@whisperingeaglelanders2339]

"Just send help" LOL! Y'all are the best!😉

[@alicecain2830]

I liked the not appendectomy/kidney stones. Wasn't ready for the constipation ending at all. That's why it wins. Sorry about your chin while just going with your gut in dropping those Legos on yourself. I've got stitches from falling off a bunk bed - but I wasn't helped off. I was asleep of fell out of bed. Y'all are hilarious! I'm glad I found your family and that I've got several years of videos to watch your kids growing up. Mine are all grown - 3 girls who are 32, 30, and 28. I'm having fun and sharing them with the kids. Y'all are pretty normal to us. Thank you.

[@kinseycompass]

Hernia for sure!!! Lol!! Kim's face!!! 😲

[@SpankyMcPipebomb13]

I've got to go with the leap frog. Anytime a friend is involved, automatically the dumb quotient is multiplief

[@carolmadera6842]

Love you guys!!!! You are sooo funny!

[@LaGuardiaCross]

**Penn Charles Laughter**

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

La Guardia Cross OMG hi love you guys, you're so funny when you do NF Chronicles

[@KatiesLifeAdventure]

1,2&3 Penn you need to swoon and not embarrass Kim EVERY DAY! My family is the exact same way! Many of embarrassing injuries. When my son was 3 1/2 he was in a "car" accident and needed stitches. What happened was that he was driving a Flintstones kid car with a metal dump truck on his lap and crashed into a planter box, thus he impaled it into his head. So send several days after he got his stitches I received a letter from our health insurance requesting the car insurance and drivers license info of all the drivers involved. After 2 hours of trying to explain that it was just him driving nobody else was involved. Proof even a 3 year old needs drivers ed. or insurance companies need to relax!

[@kaitlin6184]

Oh my goodness!😂

[@1988ladykay]

I am so in love with the leap frog story!!! 😂😂

[@ilovemydogjada3534]

Pooping incorrectly!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alex-nx1qt]

You guys make me laugh so much. You guys are so amazing!!😀😀

[@cameronjournal]

At least we know that Kim didn’t immediately start googling divorce lawyers.

[@craigtalbot607]

Stress pooping to the point of hernia, that one has to take the cake! 😂🤯😂

[@alaskandistractions]

My two oldest boys came inside from playing, about 5 and 6 at the time...the oldest’s head and face were covered in blood and he’s frantically holding his head and crying...I got a wet hand towel to put on his head...before I was even able to look at his wound, he said “mom! My head is squishy!” Which immediately made me panic because I thought he’d cracked his head open 😱 so we raced to the ER! (Luckily just a block away at the time) The ER nurse took the towel off of his head and looked at me with a chuckle...”hon, are you sure you want to get an ER visit bill for this? It’s just a tiny cut, won’t even need stitches!” Seriously?! It bled like a war wound!! I said “oh, no thank you! I’ll take my boys and what’s left of my dignity and go home” 😂 apparently the younger boy had pulled back the flag-on-a-wire from a fire hydrant and let go...and it whipped and hit my oldest on the top of his head...I was so embarrassed 😂 it was really awesome of her to not count that as an actual ER visit though! 😂

[@juliemeadows3952]

Definitely the "appendicitis" attack! Poor Kim. Boys are gross! lol

[@SimplyShannan]

loving the bandaid Kim, darn Legos! ! And I would have to say the hernia was pretty funny, I'm sure at the time it wasn't! ! lol. you all have a safe day! ! lol. sending much love

[@JarrettD12]

"Well mr marsh you are constipated" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JowAngel4]

I kid you not...I took my husband to the ER just just last month for the exact same thing as Penn. Stomach pains that turned out to be constipation! I said the exact same line to the Dr as you did Kim. Luckily we only owed a copay with our insurance. But I don't think my husband will ever live that down.

[@elroy8272]

That's a Big Bang Sheldon joke...thought he was dying. Woke Leonard to take him...moaning in pain ..till big fart..."never mind". Best gag ever...

[@Saraseeksthompson0211]

The appendicitis gas thing happened to me when I was 6! Haha hahahahaha they took an X-ray and said you see that there? That’s a massive fart waiting to come out. 🤣🤣🤣 go penn!!!

[@christysdeals4u]

i just went through the "appendicitis" thing with my hubby at ER... except it was 2 tiny kidney stones but right after that he was going through the poop thing... it never ends..

[@oliviatomechko8843]

*Penn Charles laugh 😂 * leap frog 🐸

[@mamamiafamilygaming6192]

Kim: We are the most accident prone family in the world Me: You wanna go??

[@bl76km81]

My friend called me in the middle of the night, like you thinking she had appendicitis. We got to the hospital, it deadly silent. We got taken care of very quickly. They ran all the normal tests. As we are sitting in room I notice 2 young male drs. pointing and laughing. When they came in, He finally told (and not with a straight face) ma'am, "you are full of shit up into you diaphragm." They gave her an enema kit, told her take it home and use it.

[@gotb21]

I got go with the Full of Poop and not your appendix!!!! And this reference can also apply to the Hernia episode........ Just remember these Famous Words of Wisdom from the Disney Movie "Frozen"........... "Let it Go, Let it Go..."!!!!

[@gamom1]

Ooh poor Kim so sorry for you, Penn hilarious as usual I'd say the leap frog is my favorite

[@annemott1193]

is it just me, or are these two of the most good looking people on the internet?

[@mvass294evr]

HERNIA! That takes the cake.

[@dawnclark4635]

I'm definitely more accident prone than my guy. He's had stitches more but I think in daily life I'm the one who does silly things like cutting myself,tripping or whatever. We went camping this August and it rained every single day but we decided to make hte best of it so we go hiking and meanwhile I'm texting my mom. At one point I'm looking down at my phone and he says,"Baby,there's a treestump.",I tell him,"I'm fine." and back to texting. He looks again and says,"Babe,there's a treestump." and I'm STILL texting. As I get right up on top of it he finally shouts,"BABE,THERE'S A TREESTUMP!" At this point I trip over it,drop the dog's leash,and fall onto the treestump,butt in the air,on my stomach but I scrapped my knee off the stump. Luckily, he grabbed the dogleash and helped me up. We walk back to the cabin,at which point he pulls out our first aid kit,which I should mention I bought at Walmart and is just the travel one. He looks at my knee and says,"Sweetie,why did you buy a first aid kit that only seems to be packed with Band Aids?" He has to go to Walmart to buy a tube of Neosporan. So, I feel your pain Penn although mine has never been poop related,Although I admit that when I had my second bout of kidney stones I felt like I was needing to do so and couldn't,but more or less with me it's dumb accidents.

[@carefree39]

The hernia, definitely the hernia:) I didn't bother going to the ER, but Sunday night, I was in my bedroom walking towards my bed and my ankle gave out. Here I was laying on the floor in agony trying not to throw up. When i decided I was just going to bed. So I dragged myself to the bed and pulled myself up into it. Which wasn't easy since my bed is tall. I'm glad no one saw that one.

[@fluteloops22]

Hernia story takes the cake!!

[@liz59ify]

you guys are so funny. :-)

[@haleymurray3292]

Got ya beat on going to the ER in my life. Once when I was young I fell off a large slide hit gravel and blacked out. Spin a tire swing enough it broke and we feel straight down, stepped of the curb to be hit by a car. (Okay so that was bad) Stabbed my hand with a pencil. Forgot oven mitts and hit the hot coils to get a 2nd degree burn. Got drunk and passed out then hit the floor to bust open my chin. (Stiches when drunk are not fun) Fell off a ladder cause I had it leaning up and took my hands off. (10ft) Dislocated my toe. Fallen down stairs so many times people tell me to hold the rail. My dad is a fire fighter so he helped me a lot, and I'm Canadian so we were covered.

[@parkerhuchton960]

omg im not even going to count how many you listed wow

[@christianjerde5875]

I love you guys

[@rebeccamccurdy6711]

Busted my chin requiring stiches jumping into a poool.when I was 8. Hospital. Emergency surgery when my oldest was born,prematurely. Apedectemy/partial collen ectomy 7 days after my oldest daughter's birth. I am no stranger to the ER. Thanks to all the nurses and Doctors who are dedicated to their patients! I should be dead. But here I am watching and laughing at your videos!

[@cherrypichick6782]

Well, I hope that’s PRUNE JUICE in your cup! 😬

[@basicems24]

Kim, you are such a lucky woman...

[@kimberlyirving6412]

I think Penn needs to hydrate more. He seems to have issues with pooping. Love your videos!!

[@calisahardy4845]

Poor Kim, Poor Penn--I'd have to say the appendectomy is the worse, cause each bill is a constant reminder!

[@te6882]

Ok so my imbarissing inured is... I'm a volleyball player so naturally you would think I would get hurt playing volleyball... nope (although that happens to) anyways one day I was walking into a tournament and decided to jump up and touch the door... There was this metal divider at the bottom and I landed on it and rolled over my ankle and sprained my ankle and foot and fractured my foot in 2 places... I had to go to the ER so that was not fun then I was out for half of the fall season

[@ginabove1701]

Lol...all of the above!!!!!

[@scalendine]

#2 (pun intended) definitely the worst due to the embarrassment factor!

[@duanekreider2217]

I had a burst appendix. It ruined my life. It's been 26yrs of pain and misery, plus, 12 surgeries to keep me alive. NEVER second guess going for help with right ab pain. You could be me.

[@janebrown4675]

I am so clumsy, my mum called me The Spiller, I could spill anything, it didn’t have to be liquid, I could even spill myself!

[@dagrunner2007]

“I think that’s just a sun spot, Kim said. “Oh ok. Sorry, Penn said. “IDIOT” Napoleon Dynamite

[@emmaharris7773]

I am literally one of the most clumsiest people alive. I have broken 6 bones in 4 years. 3 toes, my nose and my tailbone....twice. I broke my tailbone twice in 3 weeks, two toes onna bed, one toe on a coffee table and my nose on a pole. I also fell down 6 stairs and spraned my ankle. 2 black eyes from my sisters knee and then I cut my finger to the bone while cutting a bagel. I also trip over air...:) @TheHoldernessFamily

[@goldengamingpanda9200]

How... Just, just... How?

[@emmaharris7773]

I'm not sure....I think one day my clumsiness might have Severe results.... Golden Gaming Panda​

[@taekwondogirl1521]

Wow ur bones must be so weak now

[@ketigunia]

Emma Harris wow.... How just I have no words

[@ashawthing0520]

Goodness Emma, be careful.

[@bethanykershaw383]

My dad shut his head in the front door while he was saying good bye, he pulled the door and forgot to move his head... 🙈🙈

[@teteh1147]

Hernia all the way! LOL Poor baby!

[@piiinkDeluxe]

paying medical bills is such a foreign concept over here, it blows my mind every time!

[@goldleaf3333]

It's the American way, pal. And lots of Americans fight against universal healthcare.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

@@goldleaf3333 i know it is. Universal health care is pretty amazing though.

[@ashawthing0520]

Emma, I think we need to put you in bubble wrap to protect you!! Lol

[@hstaylor_]

1:15 welcome to the squad!

[@heraffa]

Penn's number 2!

[@ashawthing0520]

I can’t choose! LOLOLOLOLOL

[@maddiebeaumont6629]

Number 3 feel better soon Kim

[@kirstenmeier6704]

Hmm....noted. I will stop pooping like that immediately. Lol! I once sprained my ankle by just getti g out of bed wrong. Seemed like a normal way to get out of bed but my ankle didnt like it. Stay safe! Lol

[@ambera8948]

I'm starting to think Penn likes talking about poop. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's quite entertaining!! But I'd say the constipation story wins, lol.

[@alexandriasun]

The use of memes 👏👏👏👏👏

[@jennybee82]

When I was six , I broke my chin open jumping backwards into a kiddie pool off of a desk - four stitches. It's also caused major back problems for most of my life 🤦‍♀️

[@grievinggeekclairedixon3445]

The point is, my toe hurt for a month, and although I use a rollator that wasn't enough when I was hobbling and limping. So I used a wheelchair. But eventually my arm muscles hurt from wheeling myself. But the scariest thing about my broken toe was the excruciating pain. And riding in an ambulance was not fun, either. The road to the nearest ER was "hairpin" and I was afraid I'd fall off the gurney. I named my broken toe "FRACCY".

[@mholtebeck]

I'm surprised the Penn wasn't at the ER more as a kid.

[@mariehoney31]

OMG. TOO FUNNY!

[@kirby1ist]

This is how you poop .... ( it is also a way that people get strokes and aneurysms ) I am from your future , welcome to Dec. 2020 .............. Kim, Penn , look back at a few of these Vlogs , there will be a laugh or 2 to help through the December to come. Be well and be safe

[@drainwil]

penn going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

hahaha ive had 500 stitches in my head hahah oh dear im so sorry or yall

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk too much info

[@potter2467]

I vote for "full of crap"! The embarrassing part is the $14,000 vs a few dollars for ExLax!🤒😳

[@bobbysmith9129]

I'm a klutz, the local hospital knows me by name, thankfully I'm only a klutz when it comes to myself if its my kids I barely manage to stop stuff before it happens (usually, like 90% of the time). but I can trip over air and twist my ankle (done this twice as an adult!) I usually get right back up and move on and it freaks people out (like parents, friends, teachers, my boss - she even got me a klutz shirt that says caution on it lol)

[@jakeradovich]

In our house, at least 2 times a year someone is in the ER. There is only 3 of us.

[@playingforhim511]

Constipation is a very rare sign of appendicitis! Lol My sister was in pain for days before they did a CT and finally saw her appendix was severely inflamed.

[@ellaingle7663]

The 2nd one was the worst one

[@sherivaughn23]

😂😂😂😂 Kim, I used to be a sedation nurse for colonoscopies and the wives had a field day with it! Penn you're not alone.....unfortunately I have seen this many times lol. Also Kim, way to take one for the team!!! Go Team Holderness!!!! ❤️❤️

[@lioness5953]

I agree. Get a Squatty Potty. Had one for years. It works. Also Penn get some fiber in your diet daily. Hope this helps.

[@daramqeen]

I broke my chin open when I was 7 after I fell off of my scooter and hit the wood bottom and my sister had to call my parents to come home from a party and take me to the er. I also have cut my head open when I was 15 because the kids my sister was babysitting said I could not jump off the top of our stairs, all I remember from this was hitting the ceiling and waking up at the bottom with a sore head and I have also twisted my ankle well walking down the stairs by stepping on my to long of pant legs

[@tteelin1]

That poop thing😬… TMI!! You probably have another story

[@mysticaldude5374]

Lol it's the last one

[@terridatica]

oh definitely the fake appendicitis... eat your greens Penn!! 😊

[@grievinggeekclairedixon3445]

I remember my first fracture. Broke my right pinky toe crashing into a table leg when rushing to unplug my phone before it overcharged and got damaged (it's the only phone I have, so losing it is not an option).

[@jonmat4271]

Pen is funny

[@familygal100]

Wow, hernia story. I'm pretty sure all recipes website has a good recipe for brownies made from black beans and chocolate. Maybe you could try that to help with some of the cough cough constipation issues?

[@dangeiger9796]

My best is the time I was trying to cut a quiche and the knife slipped right into my thumb. I can’t believe the amount of blood. I went to the ER and had my thumb glued

[@litgirl5777]

You are not supposed to 💩 like that is the worst

[@sailorsmommy]

hi im eight and when I was like five or four I split my chin open twice it hurt the first time it happened I was at my friends house for fourth of July I was running and fell and split my chin open the second time I was in my room I went to look out my window my chin hit the bottom of the window at it split open I did not need stitches I did need a kind band aid I'm fine now

[@christinaauer1563]

If it makes you feel any better- I don’t kill things, but, I HATE spiders. So, the other day when there was a spider in my room, I put a cup over it/a paper under it and put it outside. Then, I realized that I was outside with a spider that was loose. So, I got really scared and I ran away. In the process of running away, I tripped up my steps and skinned my knee. Yea. Lol fml

[@rman8028]

Am I the only vote for the kamikaze leapfrog. . . . . In NYC! Oh c'mon! In college, drunk, aaaaannnnnddddd NYC? That's the trifecta on embarrassing injury!

[@sydneysmiles4381]

My dad has had 13 trips to the er

[@notwildlife5936]

Humans can make a full human with all intestines, bones, nervous system and a Conscience in the span of 9 months. But it takes 3 frickin years to recover from a sprained ankle and I’m still not back to normal!

[@lindseybsmith]

I think Kim is rethinking marriage to Penn...seriously, especially after the hernia.....

[@leoskits5982]

lol

[@dianepowers9643]

I slammed the screen door on my foot, dropped a can of beer on my toe, broke my pinkie toe on a suitcase, sprained my wrist pulling in my chair and burned my foot frying pork chops

[@jenniferphillips4496]

Leapfrogging in New York. I won't go into the others or why I didn't pick them....all I'll say is...Shit happens. :)

[@quentinlouis443]

How did Penn even get into college if he doesn't know how to poop.......?

[@imnotknitting]

leap frog is the worst one.

[@deweylipschitz1516]

The most dangerous words in the male vocabulary ? "Hey ,watch this!!" Btw ,I once saw a gentleman kick a soccer ball extremely hard. Well, the outside was a soccer ball skin. The inside was a .....bowling ball . To this day ,I have no idea where that ball came from ,nor do I have any idea who modified it .