Embarrassing Injuries | The Holderness Family

It's not just you, it's us. In fact, we have an uncanny number of boneheaded injuries/trips to the ER, one of which happened when shooting our last music video!
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for KZbin to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish music videos, Vlogs and special KZbin challenges to this channel every Tuesday and Friday. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments, suggestions and special requests! Subscribe to be part of this crazy family! Thanks for being here.

[@thematney5125]

"Full of...poop" that must have been such a glorious moment to say that LOL

[@n8trsho]

Kim's look at 3:12. Priceless. Legos, on the other hand, are lethal.

[@JessicaPradoHanson]

Kim's facial expression during the college poop was 💎PRICELESS💎 that's my vote lol

[@mrsmack5808]

My family has sooooo many of these but here's two really unusual ones. When I was probably like 11 my mom asked me to put a lawn chair away. I folded it and put it on top of my head to carry it. When I went to set it down it was stuck to my head! Somehow a double sided fishhook had become attached to the chair and both sides of the hook got stuck in my scalp. My mom freed the fishing line from the chair and had to take me to the ER to have the hook removed. I also have a brother who as a young teen stepped on an open trapper keeper that had gotten buried under junk in his room. It actually closed and went through his pinky toe. My dad was at work and we only had the one car. My brother needed transport to the hospital and we needed a babysitter so my aunt and uncle came over (they lived less than 10 min away). My mom and uncle removed a shelf from the closet to use as a gurney and carried him downstairs and out to the van.

[@amandayoung223]

OK, so your question is, "What is Penn's most embarrassing ER story," to which I must counter, "most embarrassing for whom --Penn or Kim?" Penn actually seems kind of proud of all of his stories, so there's not much room for embarrassment there; however, Kim seemed to be really taken off guard by the poop-induced hernia story - so points for the hernia.

[@dontpressmyprofilehehe8321]

Ha ha hilarious

[@jruss516]

almost took my first son to the er when he was 1 cause his eye looked weird and wouldn't blink. thank God we noticed it was stuck open with maple syrup before we left.

[@user-uh4gh4md5u]

Joel Russell oh my god lmoa

[@ashawthing0520]

LOLOLOLOL Good one!

[@alicecain2830]

Freaking hilarious. It's a good story forever!

[@alaskandistractions]

😂

[@SpankyMcPipebomb13]

I've got to go with the leap frog. Anytime a friend is involved, automatically the dumb quotient is multiplief

[@agdehaven]

Penn needs a Squatty Potty. that being said, pooping incorrectly takes the cake!

[@tracyhargraves]

I agree, the hernia from gripping the toilet and straining was the worst in the list but being full of Sh*t takes a very close 2nd. ;)

[@angelinabaker3712]

Both poop storys are the most embarrassing and the funniest for sure

[@ajbrooks2112]

Squatty potty’s are the best tho

[@katied8415]

1,2&3 Penn you need to swoon and not embarrass Kim EVERY DAY! My family is the exact same way! Many of embarrassing injuries. When my son was 3 1/2 he was in a "car" accident and needed stitches. What happened was that he was driving a Flintstones kid car with a metal dump truck on his lap and crashed into a planter box, thus he impaled it into his head. So send several days after he got his stitches I received a letter from our health insurance requesting the car insurance and drivers license info of all the drivers involved. After 2 hours of trying to explain that it was just him driving nobody else was involved. Proof even a 3 year old needs drivers ed. or insurance companies need to relax!

[@kaitlin6184]

Oh my goodness!😂

[@kinseycompass]

Hernia for sure!!! Lol!! Kim's face!!! 😲

[@heidixoxo9326]

I think it's the hernia! I love you guys' stories!

[@whisperingeaglelanders2339]

"Just send help" LOL! Y'all are the best!😉

[@christysdeals4u]

i just went through the "appendicitis" thing with my hubby at ER... except it was 2 tiny kidney stones but right after that he was going through the poop thing... it never ends..

[@dagman85]

I am for real laughing out loud right now... and that actually doesn't happen all that often from KZbin videos. Thank you for sharing your pain in such a way that I can get belly laughs because of it.

[@trpuffnstuff571]

I love you guys! It's so enjoyable, the music, the comments, hearing from a normal family.

[@ilovemydogjada3534]

Pooping incorrectly!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliemeadows3952]

Definitely the "appendicitis" attack! Poor Kim. Boys are gross! lol

[@1988ladykay]

I am so in love with the leap frog story!!! 😂😂

[@alaskandistractions]

My two oldest boys came inside from playing, about 5 and 6 at the time...the oldest’s head and face were covered in blood and he’s frantically holding his head and crying...I got a wet hand towel to put on his head...before I was even able to look at his wound, he said “mom! My head is squishy!” Which immediately made me panic because I thought he’d cracked his head open 😱 so we raced to the ER! (Luckily just a block away at the time) The ER nurse took the towel off of his head and looked at me with a chuckle...”hon, are you sure you want to get an ER visit bill for this? It’s just a tiny cut, won’t even need stitches!” Seriously?! It bled like a war wound!! I said “oh, no thank you! I’ll take my boys and what’s left of my dignity and go home” 😂 apparently the younger boy had pulled back the flag-on-a-wire from a fire hydrant and let go...and it whipped and hit my oldest on the top of his head...I was so embarrassed 😂 it was really awesome of her to not count that as an actual ER visit though! 😂

[@alex-nx1qt]

You guys make me laugh so much. You guys are so amazing!!😀😀

[@alicecain2830]

I liked the not appendectomy/kidney stones. Wasn't ready for the constipation ending at all. That's why it wins. Sorry about your chin while just going with your gut in dropping those Legos on yourself. I've got stitches from falling off a bunk bed - but I wasn't helped off. I was asleep of fell out of bed. Y'all are hilarious! I'm glad I found your family and that I've got several years of videos to watch your kids growing up. Mine are all grown - 3 girls who are 32, 30, and 28. I'm having fun and sharing them with the kids. Y'all are pretty normal to us. Thank you.

[@carolmadera6842]

Love you guys!!!! You are sooo funny!

[@craigtalbot607]

Stress pooping to the point of hernia, that one has to take the cake! 😂🤯😂

[@JowAngel4]

I kid you not...I took my husband to the ER just just last month for the exact same thing as Penn. Stomach pains that turned out to be constipation! I said the exact same line to the Dr as you did Kim. Luckily we only owed a copay with our insurance. But I don't think my husband will ever live that down.

[@cameronjournal]

At least we know that Kim didn’t immediately start googling divorce lawyers.

[@SimplyShannan]

loving the bandaid Kim, darn Legos! ! And I would have to say the hernia was pretty funny, I'm sure at the time it wasn't! ! lol. you all have a safe day! ! lol. sending much love

[@LaGuardiaCross]

**Penn Charles Laughter**

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

La Guardia Cross OMG hi love you guys, you're so funny when you do NF Chronicles

[@basicems24]

Kim, you are such a lucky woman...

[@annemott1193]

is it just me, or are these two of the most good looking people on the internet?

[@bl76km81]

My friend called me in the middle of the night, like you thinking she had appendicitis. We got to the hospital, it deadly silent. We got taken care of very quickly. They ran all the normal tests. As we are sitting in room I notice 2 young male drs. pointing and laughing. When they came in, He finally told (and not with a straight face) ma'am, "you are full of shit up into you diaphragm." They gave her an enema kit, told her take it home and use it.

[@gamom1]

Ooh poor Kim so sorry for you, Penn hilarious as usual I'd say the leap frog is my favorite

[@emmaharris7773]

I am literally one of the most clumsiest people alive. I have broken 6 bones in 4 years. 3 toes, my nose and my tailbone....twice. I broke my tailbone twice in 3 weeks, two toes onna bed, one toe on a coffee table and my nose on a pole. I also fell down 6 stairs and spraned my ankle. 2 black eyes from my sisters knee and then I cut my finger to the bone while cutting a bagel. I also trip over air...:) @TheHoldernessFamily

[@goldengamingpanda9200]

How... Just, just... How?

[@emmaharris7773]

I'm not sure....I think one day my clumsiness might have Severe results.... Golden Gaming Panda​

[@taekwondogirl1521]

Wow ur bones must be so weak now

[@ketigunia]

Emma Harris wow.... How just I have no words

[@ashawthing0520]

Goodness Emma, be careful.

[@fluteloops22]

Hernia story takes the cake!!

[@rebeccamccurdy6711]

Busted my chin requiring stiches jumping into a poool.when I was 8. Hospital. Emergency surgery when my oldest was born,prematurely. Apedectemy/partial collen ectomy 7 days after my oldest daughter's birth. I am no stranger to the ER. Thanks to all the nurses and Doctors who are dedicated to their patients! I should be dead. But here I am watching and laughing at your videos!

[@carefree39]

The hernia, definitely the hernia:) I didn't bother going to the ER, but Sunday night, I was in my bedroom walking towards my bed and my ankle gave out. Here I was laying on the floor in agony trying not to throw up. When i decided I was just going to bed. So I dragged myself to the bed and pulled myself up into it. Which wasn't easy since my bed is tall. I'm glad no one saw that one.

[@oliviatomechko8843]

*Penn Charles laugh 😂 * leap frog 🐸

[@christianjerde5875]

I love you guys

[@bethanykershaw383]

My dad shut his head in the front door while he was saying good bye, he pulled the door and forgot to move his head... 🙈🙈

[@Saraseeksthompson0211]

The appendicitis gas thing happened to me when I was 6! Haha hahahahaha they took an X-ray and said you see that there? That’s a massive fart waiting to come out. 🤣🤣🤣 go penn!!!

[@ginabove1701]

Lol...all of the above!!!!!

[@te6882]

Ok so my imbarissing inured is... I'm a volleyball player so naturally you would think I would get hurt playing volleyball... nope (although that happens to) anyways one day I was walking into a tournament and decided to jump up and touch the door... There was this metal divider at the bottom and I landed on it and rolled over my ankle and sprained my ankle and foot and fractured my foot in 2 places... I had to go to the ER so that was not fun then I was out for half of the fall season

[@JarrettD12]

"Well mr marsh you are constipated" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@liz59ify]

you guys are so funny. :-)

[@calisahardy4845]

Poor Kim, Poor Penn--I'd have to say the appendectomy is the worse, cause each bill is a constant reminder!

[@duanekreider2217]

I had a burst appendix. It ruined my life. It's been 26yrs of pain and misery, plus, 12 surgeries to keep me alive. NEVER second guess going for help with right ab pain. You could be me.

[@gotb21]

I got go with the Full of Poop and not your appendix!!!! And this reference can also apply to the Hernia episode........ Just remember these Famous Words of Wisdom from the Disney Movie "Frozen"........... "Let it Go, Let it Go..."!!!!

[@ashawthing0520]

I can’t choose! LOLOLOLOLOL

[@jennybee82]

When I was six , I broke my chin open jumping backwards into a kiddie pool off of a desk - four stitches. It's also caused major back problems for most of my life 🤦‍♀️

[@mvass294evr]

HERNIA! That takes the cake.

[@elroy8272]

That's a Big Bang Sheldon joke...thought he was dying. Woke Leonard to take him...moaning in pain ..till big fart..."never mind". Best gag ever...

[@dawnclark4635]

I'm definitely more accident prone than my guy. He's had stitches more but I think in daily life I'm the one who does silly things like cutting myself,tripping or whatever. We went camping this August and it rained every single day but we decided to make hte best of it so we go hiking and meanwhile I'm texting my mom. At one point I'm looking down at my phone and he says,"Baby,there's a treestump.",I tell him,"I'm fine." and back to texting. He looks again and says,"Babe,there's a treestump." and I'm STILL texting. As I get right up on top of it he finally shouts,"BABE,THERE'S A TREESTUMP!" At this point I trip over it,drop the dog's leash,and fall onto the treestump,butt in the air,on my stomach but I scrapped my knee off the stump. Luckily, he grabbed the dogleash and helped me up. We walk back to the cabin,at which point he pulls out our first aid kit,which I should mention I bought at Walmart and is just the travel one. He looks at my knee and says,"Sweetie,why did you buy a first aid kit that only seems to be packed with Band Aids?" He has to go to Walmart to buy a tube of Neosporan. So, I feel your pain Penn although mine has never been poop related,Although I admit that when I had my second bout of kidney stones I felt like I was needing to do so and couldn't,but more or less with me it's dumb accidents.

[@hstaylor_]

1:15 welcome to the squad!

[@kimberlyirving6412]

I think Penn needs to hydrate more. He seems to have issues with pooping. Love your videos!!

[@mholtebeck]

I'm surprised the Penn wasn't at the ER more as a kid.

[@mamamiafamilygaming6192]

Kim: We are the most accident prone family in the world Me: You wanna go??

[@cherrypichick6782]

Well, I hope that’s PRUNE JUICE in your cup! 😬

[@maddiebeaumont6629]

Number 3 feel better soon Kim

[@sherivaughn23]

😂😂😂😂 Kim, I used to be a sedation nurse for colonoscopies and the wives had a field day with it! Penn you're not alone.....unfortunately I have seen this many times lol. Also Kim, way to take one for the team!!! Go Team Holderness!!!! ❤️❤️

[@heraffa]

Penn's number 2!

[@teteh1147]

Hernia all the way! LOL Poor baby!

[@mariehoney31]

OMG. TOO FUNNY!

[@piiinkDeluxe]

paying medical bills is such a foreign concept over here, it blows my mind every time!

[@goldleaf3333]

It's the American way, pal. And lots of Americans fight against universal healthcare.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

@@goldleaf3333 i know it is. Universal health care is pretty amazing though.

[@scalendine]

#2 (pun intended) definitely the worst due to the embarrassment factor!

[@kirby1ist]

This is how you poop .... ( it is also a way that people get strokes and aneurysms ) I am from your future , welcome to Dec. 2020 .............. Kim, Penn , look back at a few of these Vlogs , there will be a laugh or 2 to help through the December to come. Be well and be safe

[@ambera8948]

I'm starting to think Penn likes talking about poop. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's quite entertaining!! But I'd say the constipation story wins, lol.

[@kirstenmeier6704]

Hmm....noted. I will stop pooping like that immediately. Lol! I once sprained my ankle by just getti g out of bed wrong. Seemed like a normal way to get out of bed but my ankle didnt like it. Stay safe! Lol

[@mysticaldude5374]

Lol it's the last one

[@jakeradovich]

In our house, at least 2 times a year someone is in the ER. There is only 3 of us.

[@ashawthing0520]

Emma, I think we need to put you in bubble wrap to protect you!! Lol

[@drainwil]

penn going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

[@grievinggeekclairedixon3445]

The point is, my toe hurt for a month, and although I use a rollator that wasn't enough when I was hobbling and limping. So I used a wheelchair. But eventually my arm muscles hurt from wheeling myself. But the scariest thing about my broken toe was the excruciating pain. And riding in an ambulance was not fun, either. The road to the nearest ER was "hairpin" and I was afraid I'd fall off the gurney. I named my broken toe "FRACCY".

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

hahaha ive had 500 stitches in my head hahah oh dear im so sorry or yall

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk too much info

[@alexandriasun]

The use of memes 👏👏👏👏👏

[@potter2467]

I vote for "full of crap"! The embarrassing part is the $14,000 vs a few dollars for ExLax!🤒😳

[@dagrunner2007]

“I think that’s just a sun spot, Kim said. “Oh ok. Sorry, Penn said. “IDIOT” Napoleon Dynamite

[@playingforhim511]

Constipation is a very rare sign of appendicitis! Lol My sister was in pain for days before they did a CT and finally saw her appendix was severely inflamed.

[@bobbysmith9129]

I'm a klutz, the local hospital knows me by name, thankfully I'm only a klutz when it comes to myself if its my kids I barely manage to stop stuff before it happens (usually, like 90% of the time). but I can trip over air and twist my ankle (done this twice as an adult!) I usually get right back up and move on and it freaks people out (like parents, friends, teachers, my boss - she even got me a klutz shirt that says caution on it lol)

[@lioness5953]

I agree. Get a Squatty Potty. Had one for years. It works. Also Penn get some fiber in your diet daily. Hope this helps.

[@tteelin1]

That poop thing😬… TMI!! You probably have another story

[@janebrown4675]

I am so clumsy, my mum called me The Spiller, I could spill anything, it didn’t have to be liquid, I could even spill myself!

[@daramqeen]

I broke my chin open when I was 7 after I fell off of my scooter and hit the wood bottom and my sister had to call my parents to come home from a party and take me to the er. I also have cut my head open when I was 15 because the kids my sister was babysitting said I could not jump off the top of our stairs, all I remember from this was hitting the ceiling and waking up at the bottom with a sore head and I have also twisted my ankle well walking down the stairs by stepping on my to long of pant legs

[@familygal100]

Wow, hernia story. I'm pretty sure all recipes website has a good recipe for brownies made from black beans and chocolate. Maybe you could try that to help with some of the cough cough constipation issues?

[@myahaddon3893]

leap frogging

[@jonmat4271]

Pen is funny

[@grievinggeekclairedixon3445]

I remember my first fracture. Broke my right pinky toe crashing into a table leg when rushing to unplug my phone before it overcharged and got damaged (it's the only phone I have, so losing it is not an option).

[@amandatobin8350]

Being full of.... And having to find out at an ER

[@dangeiger9796]

My best is the time I was trying to cut a quiche and the knife slipped right into my thumb. I can’t believe the amount of blood. I went to the ER and had my thumb glued

[@sydneysmiles4381]

My dad has had 13 trips to the er

[@christopherbrooks9689]

I think I may have given myself a hernia doing the same thing.

[@jeaninecarlin3231]

The second one

[@sailorsmommy]

hi im eight and when I was like five or four I split my chin open twice it hurt the first time it happened I was at my friends house for fourth of July I was running and fell and split my chin open the second time I was in my room I went to look out my window my chin hit the bottom of the window at it split open I did not need stitches I did need a kind band aid I'm fine now

[@katerinazdrojewski9225]

All three

[@lindseybsmith]

I think Kim is rethinking marriage to Penn...seriously, especially after the hernia.....

[@leoskits5982]

lol

[@Marriagepursuit]

appendicitis!!!!

[@user-qh2vs1yt6b]

Penn's leapfrogging

[@ellaingle7663]

The 2nd one was the worst one

[@sophiaperry4842]

keep forging

[@christinaauer1563]

If it makes you feel any better- I don’t kill things, but, I HATE spiders. So, the other day when there was a spider in my room, I put a cup over it/a paper under it and put it outside. Then, I realized that I was outside with a spider that was loose. So, I got really scared and I ran away. In the process of running away, I tripped up my steps and skinned my knee. Yea. Lol fml

[@sylvarblahk2652]

Once, my youngest brother (who is older than me) threw a game controller at me, wich cut the inside of my mouth right above where the top of my bottom teeth are, and the cut was an inch long

[@diymatt3165]

nop I am