Storytime: When Penn pooped his pants in public | The Holderness Family

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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for KZbin to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish music videos, Vlogs and special KZbin challenges to this channel every weekday. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments, suggestions and special requests! Subscribe to be part of this crazy family! Thanks for being here.

[@kawaiitrash3604]

As someone who worked at Blockbuster for almost 10 years, people pooping in our stores happened WAY more than you might think.

[@rachelsalamone2207]

It’s because you get so relaxed picking out movies. The same goes for libraries, though they usually have public restrooms… unlike BB.

[@roadmonitoroz]

You should smell our parking lot where I work. Lots of homeless people hang around there so there is always pee next to the rubbish / trash bins . It smells quite strong. I assure you it is not the bins. They probably defecate there too.

[@choliencc]

Omg, I don't know how I missed this one! I have a ridiculous story for this one. I once pooped my pants in downtown NYC. I was heading home, and had scheduled a ride with a shuttle to get to the airport. The pickup spot was near a park, and on my way there my stomach started grumbling from whatever I had for lunch. There was a bathroom at the park with a few stalls in it, with a huge line, like 30-40 people in line. I jumped in line thinking I had plenty of time. Well, I guess not enough. I was about 10 people away from making it to the stall, barely able to stand from the stomach cramps at this point... And it just started happening. By the time I made it into the stall, it was totally out. I had to throw away my underwear and try to clean myself up in a public bathroom stall. No amount of toilet paper in the world can help with that. I eventually caught the shuttle, went to the airport, bought some wet wipes and did a little more. Ended up throwing away more clothing. Thought I was pretty clean at that point. Apparently not enough because people near me kept getting up and walking away in the airport. Then some poor soul had to sit next to me on the flight, but, thankfully, she apparently ate a ton of Indian food right before the flight, so the pair of us were smelling awesome. When I got home to Chicago, it was the best shower of my life. And more clothes were thrown away. That day I learned it's better to go hungry in a strange city than to risk walking around not knowing the good bathroom spots.

[@uhno6083]

How long did this take you??!!

[@terrykimsey6241]

That would have to be the absolute worst place to have that happen! Lol 😂

[@ToeBeeTribe]

wow

[@annikakemp9088]

That sounds awful! Poor u!

[@fangkat77]

It's horrible having to live like that! If I have to go somewhere, I just don't eat anything before I leave...but I also take some medication that isn't very nice on an empty stomach. And I love to be spontaneous and try new food but... it's a challenge for sure!

[@MooMoo-ef5tv]

I can imagine what the guy working at Blockbuster said. "Dude, there's a turd on the Comedy aisle." 😂😂

[@smokingcatcomicscollectibl2131]

Insert obligatory Adam Sandler or Kevin James joke here. Here's a tip: after you have made a little thunder down under and messed your britches up, if you have dogs, don't simply leave those soiled undies lying in the hamper. They will catch a whiff of your air biscuit with gravy, steal your drawers out of the dirty laundry, and eat a hole in them.

[@alexdrozdowicz162]

Never trust a fart has become our family motto. We even had a good friend make us a coat of arms with “never trust a fart” in Latin written on it... The day after our annual chili cook-off at our house I woke up early to start cleaning up the mess. Around 6am. As I was by my barn I felt the urge to purge and bargained too much. Felt like a golf ball rolling around in my shorts. I quickly ducked in the barn and had to take off my now spiked undergarment to rinse off in the hose. I thought I was in the clear being so early and the only early morning riser. But when I walked into the house holding my now wet and eased up underwear, my wife turned the corner and we locked eyes. All I could think of to say was “you might be wondering Why I am holding these and not wearing these....” so now that phrase has become a favorite among our friends when they need a good laugh. Not ashamed though, everyone does it.

[@laurastone2771]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Congratulations now I feel older than dirt! Explaining Block Buster!

[@saklee1777]

ikr! i mean, how can anyone even forget blockbuster? i loved it.

[@donnaj.2689]

What about it's rival Hollywood Video? 🎬🎥🎞📀📼🍿

[@BnAproductions]

This is the video that finally made me subscribe. I don't know what that says about my life. I pooped my pants at work in the middle of winter while wearing long john thermal underwear. I was the warehouse manager at a carpet company at the time. Luckily this occurred during the lunch hour, so most of the employees had gone to go eat. Everyone except Steve... Steve has promised to take this secret to the grave with him, but now there will be no need for him to fulfill his promise. I was standing next to him bent over trying to wedge a roll of carpet free that had gotten stuck on the racks. Unfortunately I wrenched something else free instead. I let out what can only be described as a wet tearing sound and I immediately knew the worst had happened. I made eye contact with Steve and I will never forget the look of sheer terror on his face. He said "did you just...?". I said "Yes. I did, and its bad, I don't know what to do." Ever quick on his feet Steve responded "Dude, you have to go throw your boxers away." Ah but here lies the rub, I did not wear boxers on this fateful day. I wore full length form hugging thermal underwear. Well when life hands you lemons... You go out back to the industrial sized dumpster, hide behind it while you strip naked in the snow, throw your shame into said dumpster where no one will ever find it, proceed to clean yourself with paper-towels and no longer pristine fresh fallen snow, and then put your jeans back on and pretend nothing ever happened. So ya. I've been there. #Donttrustthefart

[@erinm8686]

Calm

[@rachelsatterlee2242]

Oooooh, I seriously have tears runnin down my face from this one!! Lol!

[@jmlewis435]

Thank you for a much needed laugh!!

[@ApplebyDM]

Oh, wow! This truly made my day. I am crying/laughing and I applaud you Tom not only for your bravery, in sharing your embarrassing experience, but for telling it in such a wonderfully colorful and, may I say, memorable way.

[@kathyl.6004]

It's great that you can laugh about it now!!! I laughed so hard while reading this that my sides hurt! With all that is going on in the world right now with Covid, I needed to laugh. So, THANK YOU for a very much needed laugh!!!!

[@vanessabrannan4059]

Ulcerative colitis means you can't trust any fart because 90% of them aren't coming out alone. It also means accidents happen whether you try to hold them in or not. I traveled with a change of underwear in a ziplock for years after having an accident while out shopping and having to go home without underwear. To make it worse, I was wearing a skirt. I got sick enough that I was having accidents several times a week and stopped leaving my house unless it was necessary. 5 years ago, I had my colon removed and I now wear an ostomy bag-- best decision ever! I was a little too late in the surgery and had already developed colon cancer, but was treated successfully. Thank you for talking openly about issues everyone wants to whisper about. sure, it's just a funny poop story, but getting people talking means they're more likely to talk to their doctor when something is wrong.

[@vanessabrannan4059]

@Eleanor Draws ulcerative colitis is IBD, yes. But I've been surgically "cured" thanks to having my entire colon removed.

[@theresezocchi5356]

I also have ulcerative colitis. I once joked to my gastroenterologyist that I have a magical power...my farts can shoot poop. He didn't laugh. I did. I am a psychotherapist who treats trauma survivors, primarily sexual abuse survivors. The incidences of inflammatory bowel diseases and irritable bowel syndrome are quite prevalent. I am transparent about my bowel issue, which takes an embarrassing issue into the light and allows others to be transparent. Heck, I pooped the floor on my rush to the potty just yesterday! I joke a lot about pooping myself publicly and work hard to have a sense of humor about it. Honestly, I occasionally weep. But mostly, if I am pooping the floor at home, I just holler to my husband to keep our four cats away from it until it can get cleaned up. Hey, Holderness Family, you guys are new to me and I have totally fallen in love with all four of you, especially during these darker coronavirus times. Thanks for the laughs and for being transparent. And to my fellow poopers, especially my fellow UC sufferers, sending LOVE!!

[@WendyYIvEdV]

After my gallbladder was removed last September I got bowel problems. Now I have to take a powder medicine with every evening meal to keep my stool firmer. They could not find anything wrong in my bowel itself after a colonoscopy. But when I go out the door I always wear a big pad (kind of a diaper but then for adults) , also I'm carrying clean "diapers" , underwear and some sort of baby wipes with me. So if I'm having some kind of accident when I'm not home I can clean myself with the "baby wipes" and wear a clean diaper and underwear (always carrying 2 or 3 diapers en 2 pieces of underwear) And like Kim said in the video : Don't trust a fart 😉

[@laurels.6532]

Totally with you.

[@tinaprice3497]

Agreed! I do think I have to talk to my doctor about the issues I have, and thankfully after this video and reading the comments, I am not alone in this.

[@sophiastjames620]

I love the Holderness family

[@lonelywolf9026]

Same!

[@mickelthepickle2670]

girl same

[@tinaprice3497]

Me too

[@juliaboik9592]

I see that I am 3 years late, but here goes. I was adopted and just last year found my birth mother. She flew me to meet her and my full blood brother and sister. Quick trip, two nights. On the second night I woke up early to me literally pooping my pants. This was a new activity due to some new medication I was on. I ran to the bathroom and hopped in the shower. When I was clean I came out to find it all cleaned up, including the trail from the bed into the bathroom. She didn’t get to deal with my poop when I was a baby so I gave her a chance to deal with it 39 years later.

[@nnjack9931]

Funny

[@justme-4me]

When I was a kid my family went on a family road trip. For whatever reason my dad was anti stop. Well we uncharacteristically stopped and my dad jumped out of the car. He had the most panicked look on his face I had ever seen and he started spinning in circles looking frantically all around. I had no idea what was happening and neither did my mom. She was calling his name and getting more concerned because he just kept pacing and frantically looking around. I didn't catch on until he grabbed the back of his jeans and ran away. I laughed so hard I peed my pants a little. My mom was disgusted by both of us. Retelling this story 29 years later. I am stilling laughing!!!!

[@petrablanton8130]

Poor dad lol

[@melissahines8728]

I’m laughing so hard I have tears 😂😂

[@jennifersenenko6755]

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!!! I love you guys, thank you for being so honest!!!!

[@TracyDaviskid22]

I just had a transplant, and the meds were crazy on my digestive system. I didn't even have the luxury of a fart...I was at the end of our 1/4 mile drive waiting with my daughter for her school bus. All of a sudden a hellish wave broke forth and I didn't even have time to duck behind our hay bales before agonizingly squatting in the weeds, praying her male bus driver wouldn't come upon me donald ducking it to the hay bales. I mention this to alleve your fears...everyone has a horrible "crap your pants" moment, and if you haven't, you are either extremely blessed or super human. I think the people with a good sense of humor can roll with those occurences best.

[@brittanymcwilliams3010]

This happened after eating hibachi Chinese for lunch and I was back in my car about to leave to pick up my kids from school...had to stop at home to change before getting in car line..thank goodness for leather seats in my van!! But another funny poop story about my son who was 9 I think at the time...he had to go so bad in the car after we had pizza one night and we were not near a bathroom. I remembered that there was a porta potty at a church where he played soccer on the weekends...so we pulled into parking lot and porta potty wasn't there. He couldn't hold it, so my husband took him around back of a building with some wipes and a grocery bag we had in the car. As he was about to go, he started crying and said, "daddy, we are in so much trouble..." my husband asked why and my son pointed to a sign and said, "it says No Dumping!" it was hilarious and I wish we had a video of that!! I did go back later to take a picture of the sign so I could tell the story and put it in his baby book :)

[@anonemos9740]

I just discovered y'all during the pandemic; THANK YOU for giving me so many great laughs! - Ok, a poop pants story as follows: I was going on a cruise and wanted to "empty my gut" the week before departing, so I wouldn't feel doubly miserable for eating so much (cruise buffets...pre-pandemic!). I took Miralax, drank a "smoothie" that my GI doc recommends (fresh fruit with prunes), and I think mixed Miralax with the smoothie once the day before leaving. All was fine...so it seemed. I boarded the ship and while sitting and talking with my mom, I felt a bit "moist." No smell, believe it or not. Strangely enough, I felt NOTHING-- no "urge", no gas passing, not the slightest sphincter clincher. The more I sat the more "slippery" I felt. Fortunately, I had on these plastic-like black (thank goodness!) baggy workout pants. I finally excused myself to the nearest restroom, which wasn't that close, and WOW! Suffice it to say, I threw away my "unmentionables" and high-tailed it (pun intended) to my cabin for a shower. Again, I had no sensation whatever...until it was too late. Moral of the story- Miralax, prune juice, and fiber smoothies do not mix! --LOL

[@LaGuardiaCross]

#DontTrustTheFart if you have diarrhea. The End.

[@theholdernessfamily]

THE. END.

[@LaGuardiaCross]

+The Holderness Family the rear end.

[@janethart7842]

+The Holderness Family you're lucky you don't have IBSD.

[@mademoiselledusfonctionell1609]

(If rabbit's poop came out, he didn't have diarrhea.)

[@corriebreunsbach7331]

Shopping for dresses with my bridesmaids for our wedding. I had a terrible sore throat that day, amd had been chain-eating sugar free cough drops all day, when a fart with the heat of a thousand suns (you know the kind!) snuck out, completely uninvited. We nearly died from the fumes. When we got out of the car, I realized my bowels had incited a mutiny. Our first stop at the mall that day was to Target, for yoga pants, where I also laid to rest the bottom half of my attire. It was beyond redemption.

[@bethbrowne3129]

Coughing while on antibiotics can lead to a rear expimmediately losion. Luckily I was home alone, but immediately called my husband in hysterical laughter proclaiming, "I just capped myself!"

[@theholdernessfamily]

ha!

[@OhPrincessSaRaHxo]

My 4 year old son Liam just says "Mom, this is the CRAPPIEST video they ever made! Get it?! hahaha" Holy poop, that kids funny! ;-)

[@viralvideoaddict]

That kid is going places! He's so witty. lol

[@OhPrincessSaRaHxo]

+Missy 😉❤

[@imakeavidofavidok8803]

My 3 year old kid said penn did a poopy in his pants

[@keely6637]

OhPrincessSaRaH xo why is a 4 y/o saying “crap” 🙄 great parenting.

[@oaktree7441]

Sailing Savannah Crap is not a bad word. I’m sure you’re the best parent, Ms. Holier Than Thou, bullying others raising bullies no doubt.

[@bubzilla6137]

First, Holderness family, I absolutely love your content! I found you just before Christmas 2018. It was your version of "Baby, it's cold outside". I started binge watching and I have not found a single video I didn't like! Still binging, I found this 2 year old video, and wow! I love that you shared this story. I love even more that you encouraged others to share, and they did! I just read through tons of comments and I'm impressed how open people have been. I'm shameless, fearless and filterless, so these topics are normal for me. In fact, another fun one is female stuff. A few years ago, I asked my mom about periods, menstruation, etc. It was real too, no joking. I wanted to learn more about it so I could better understand women, particularly a future partner. I feel like having this knowledge is going to help me be a better boyfriend and hopefully husband someday. Anyway, I have adult poop my pants stories too but this comment seems really long already. I've had this happen in public at least 4 or 5 times over the years (I'm 36), but probably the worse one happened right after my local college home football game. I left the stadium and suddenly felt that gut bubble. I walked briskly but carefully to McDonald's about 4 blocks away. As always, right after a home game, there was a line. Unfortunately, a little liquid emerged before I made it to the stall! So I finally get into one of the two stalls (there was also a single urinal). I sit down and do my best to finish the task. I stand up and use toilet paper to clean my legs, cheeks and shorts as much as I can. The line just continued to grow. Someone in line started yelling at me, saying how bad it is that someone would poop when there's not enough facilities to accommodate everyone that just needs to pee. He said something like, "there's always that one guy who has to (poop)!" I could have remained silent but as I said, shameless and fearless... So I responded by telling him (and probably 6-8 other people) that I pooped myself in line and now had to clean up. He left me alone after that. He didn't seem to know how to respond! Lol!

[@christopherprzekop7801]

When I was about 14 or so I was in Maine with my parents. My father had a hunting camp that we would go up to for a week or so. No running water, phone, etc. To get water to the cabin you had to take a sump pump out to the stream that ran by the camp and pump it up there, boil it if you needed it to be hot for showers, etc. It was winter and very very very cold, to the point where some of the stream had frozen and we had spent a good hour shoveling the snow drift away from the front door so it could even be opened to walk in. Anyway, I took the pump down to the stream to hook it up while my parents got everything else done in the camp. I get down to the stream, break a hole in the ice and place the pump in, hook it up to power (a really long extension cord) and get it working. As I step off the ice and onto the bank of snow, somehow I slipped and fell backwards, landing on my butt, breaking through the ice, and sitting in freeeeeeezing water just above the waist, but as I hit because it was so cold...I just pooped...like poop pooped. LOL The worst part, besides the pooping, was that we had no warm water yet to "clean" up with because I had just hooked it up. It was traumatizing!! lol There you go world, that's my pants pooping story.

[@garlandajoyce1980]

omg I am roaring this is SO funny!!! I agree A - don't trust a fart & B - it happens to adults WAY more than they will ever admit! Thanks for keeping us laughing Holderness Family!

[@melissadfk]

"I'm so proud of you" haha. That was the best line.

[@megfussell]

It happened at ULTA once. I was so sick. I totally get you, Kim - I was embarrassed!

[@stevehowell1489]

My husband and I were at a restaurant 2 hours from home and I was 8 months pregnant. He made the mistake of trusting a fart while peeing into a urinal. Once he realized he sharted in his underwear he attempted to take them off but someone walked in on him... It was a weird bathroom I'm assuming. After thirty minutes of him being gone I thought something was wrong so I went tonlook for him and he came running out and said we need to leave now. We left the restaurant quickly and about half an hour into the drive home he finally told me what happened ( he was sans underwear at this point) I laughed so hard I peed my pants. I swear we are not giant toddlers 😂😂😂

[@ResqNinja]

Between the ADHD and Poop videos my 10 year old son (and inner 10 year old self) feel satisfactorily validated! Thank you Holderni!

[@jordannickel-dubin9851]

I went to my friend's house for a birthday party. There were a lot of people I didn't know, and I had a bit of a social anxiety moment. I farted, and pooped my.....skirt. I went up stairs to the bathroom, and called my mom. She came over and brought me pants (and ended up taking me home), but before that, I took my skirt off and was about to take my underwear off, they fell down because they were so full of poop. I got poop all over their bathroom rug. My mom ended up cleaning it up, and I just had to leave. I was super embarrassed, but now I can totally laugh about it (and post it on KZbin :-D)

[@jordannickel-dubin9851]

I think I was eight years old

[@kennethgay3689]

you pooped your pants! I'm so proud of you! bahaha!

[@aprilrichardson602]

this isn't a story about me, but I do have an awesome pop story. I worked as a camp counselor during my college years. One night, one of the male counselors knocked on our cabin door at 200 AM. One of his campers had diarrhea and it landed in the fan. Trust me, you haven't seen anything until you see "shirt hit the fan,"

[@staciebooth7456]

#donttrustthefart if you have IBS!!!! Ate at a chain burrito place, and it hits you on the driver home. Can't get out of car because of the pain, you finally get to get out because the pain relaxes, you take 3 steps and BAM!!! It's all over, straight to the shower. Family in tears because they are laughing so hard.

[@jaydenstrope6322]

So my uncle told my family a story: He is an air traffic controller and works up in a tower with a few co-workers. It's a small room and the nearest restroom is a ways down. One of his colleagues always farts on purpose as a joke. One day he did it and his expression went from 😃 to 😳. He crapped his pants. To this day they still tease him about it 😂.

[@XaviWavey]

I can't stop laughing at Penn's face when he finds out Kim did it too.

[@adelissa159]

I say this as a completely straight woman, Kim is sexy even talking about literal crap... you are one lucky man, Penn!

[@tinaprice3497]

They both are just as adorable as ever!!! And make the cutiest couple as ever!! They are blessed to have each other!

[@vickiekennedy6152]

a long time ago, on my way to work, I had a problem. I thought I could trust it. turns out I had an accident. It was bad. So I went back to my apartment where my boyfriend was living with me. Quickly changed my clothes, took a butt shower and tried to hide the evidence because we didn't have a washer and dryer of our own. I didn't say a word to my boyfriend. I went back to work. I got home that night and saw that my very sweet boyfriend had done the laundry. I looked where I had hid my poopy clothes and they weren't there. I panicked. He found me looking for my pants and he gave me a smile and said. It's ok. I sh*t my pants the other day. I was mortified. However, I did marry him and we have two beautiful boys who poop their pants on occasion.

[@stacylamar6702]

This is one of the funniest videos -- love you guys and YES it has happened to ALL of us at one point or another!!

[@kerryjack78]

1. I was out with my sister and our kids at a nice Italian restaurant for lunch. I love games, so we were playing the Yes/No game at the table, having a good time. note: I felt like i could've gone #2 before we even sat down, but once we were into the game , I wasn't going ANYWHERE. After like 3 rounds of the game, i was getting gassy and letting toots out. Toot toot here. Toot toot there. Well one instance went from toot toot here to POOP! BIG POOP! STRAIGHT UP REGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENT! EVERYWHERE! Even in my clearly knowing this was the case, and being panicked, I pondered the incredible physics of this, as I wasn't doing the sly lean we all do when tooting on the down low. I was wicked-rooted in my seat for game-time. I knew telling the kids would mean inescapable horror because they would laugh, point and announce to the entire restaurant that I crapped my pants. Thus, I quickly surveyed the easiest route to the bathroom, and coolly said, "Alrighty. I'll be right back," as if we had all been preparing for me to get up before this moment or something. I was sure to back away from our table and also walk backwards for the first few steps so they couldn't see potential evidence of my blunder. Then I realized I had to walk between other diners' tables. So I started humming (why?) and basically ran with my eyes half-closed to the bathroom. I didn't want to see their faces! And I kind of wanted to distort mine so no one would recognize me as the Crap Bandit. I imagined each person putting down their manicotti and going, "holy hell! That girls smells just like actual crap! Not gas. Like hot poop!" I bet it happened. Because when I finally reached the restroom, after what seemed to be an eternity of dodging deep shame and embarrassment, i saw the damage. That poop was big. That poop was solid. That poop was all up in my crack and undies, toddler-in-her-first-pair-of-big-girl-underwear style. I think I blacked the clean-up part of the story out, as traumatized people typically do block things out. I know I cleaned up surprisingly well, though. (Underwear were thrown away; I had some good fortune in that, somehow, no crap got on my pants). I lost the concept of time during this hellacious event, but my niece eventually came into the bathroom as I was finishing up and asked what was taking me so long. I'm horrible at hiding stuff, so totally just said, "I pooped my pants out there, Annika. It was so bad. I don't know how it happened. I don't know how I did it. I didn't see it coming. But it happened. I'm ok. I'm ok. Everything's ok now.nee have to just move on now." I was acting like I just survived a bombing. (I figuratively did). She had this completely grossed out face on and seriously slowly looked back at my butt and was just like, "what's wrong with you Aunt Kerry?" The walk of shame back to our table was tense, but I didn't get any dirty looks. By the time we got back to the table, Annika was cramping with giggles. I told the gang what happened and endured their laughing fits for the rest of the day and into the next. This story oft comes up at family and friend gatherings. It humbles me so. 2. I sharted on the arm of my now in-laws' but then parents-of-my-new-boyfriend's couch. It was after a long night of drinking. I trusted the fart, but made a poop pie. What a nice boyfriend to not only not get totally grossed out and be like "I'm done with this loose-stooled weirdo," but to help me clean up and to hug me as I cried like the baby my poop-smeared buttocks proved I was. #donttrustthefart

[@jenniferrosenthal7731]

Totally pooped my pants while throwing laundry into the washer- I bent down to get the load, and deposited a little load of my own at the same time! Didn’t even know it was coming!

[@swoernle]

My husband and I were in Target, dressed up before a party. In the card section I felt building up! So, trying to be discreet, I quietly bent down to look at the bottom section and let the moment quickly pass. Well, it did! I was wearing a dress and a thong! And, about the time it happened my newlywed husband walks around the corner and sees the "pebbles" on the ground. of course being newlyweds, he grabbed me to save me from accidentally stepping into a turd and said, "Who would poo in the middle of Target?" I played clueless and said some poor mommy is likely changing her child's diaper and that he should be more thoughtful with " "accidents." :)

[@annikakemp9088]

That’s so terrifying!

[@Ma-tu2jd]

Omg did u tell him then

[@aliciarosevideos]

Wait... so you squatted to poo???

[@bethleham74]

Love that

[@monicaruby8888]

swoernle That's HILARIOUS! :-) Thanks so much for sharing!

[@gmunden1]

Bwaaahaaa!!!! Penn brings TMI to a new level. Bless his heart. If you eat questionable food (such as a deep-fried hotdog), always carry a couple of Imodium-D caplets with you and drink with water or Gatorade/Vitamin Water immediately after. Trust me, it will save you from a "Blockbuster Moment." 😂

[@peggymcdonald3983]

The funniest story I have ever heard involved my 65 year old grandparents on a road trip back from TX to MO. My grandfather has pretty bad issues but unfortunately those issues caused an embarrassing situation when their SUV broke down and roadside took forever. My grandpa, who has no real care of what anyone thinks, had an accident and was trying to clean and change. My grandmother is in the passenger seat and he is outside the vehicle when a MO state trooper pulled up to check on the situation. Que my grandma trying to tell the trooper, “Everything’s fine, we are just waiting on roadside assistance!” When my grandpa walks around the truck naked from the waist carrying his change of clothes, unaware of the trooper, and thank God the trooper was a good and understanding person!! I can’t imagine how the story could have gone otherwise, especially since it could have meant indecent exposure charges!! Can you imagine that episode of Cops!!

[@hannahsolomon1047]

I was in Target trying on a new pair of jeans and my sister farted so that made me laugh so bad that a tiny pellet came out of the jeans and I had to buy them,get them washed, and return them😂😂😂😂

[@theholdernessfamily]

ha!!! well, at least you washed them!

[@jillana83]

my mom told us a story about a first date, she and him went morell mushroom picking and she needed to go and headed to the truck to get some toilet paper and go do her business in the woods but she didn't quite make it that far....they've been married almost 15 years now :)

[@ashley-8612]

Once, when I was 19, I was driving to work in the morning and felt an extremely sudden indication that I needed to get to a bathroom. I pulled into a gas station and did the waddle in expecting they would have a bathroom. They didn't. I knew if I got back in the sitting position to get back in the car it was all over. There was this steep wooded hill behind the gas station, so a started to do a veeeery careful climb down it so that I could go there. Then, well, my foot slipped and you can guess the ending. I like to tell that story when passing that gas station. "There's that gas station where I shit myself climbing down the hill".

[@Country_Girl63]

I think if we are all being honest - it has happened to everyone!

[@catzforlife0008]

Not me

[@RainbowSunshineRain]

@@catzforlife0008 you still have time :))

[@bdubois78]

I can't stop laughing. When you have Crohns disease this is always a possibility. Never trust the fart. Mine was in the pick up line at school picking up my daughter.

[@mrnine324]

Don't you love how KZbin brings up video's from years ago, I certainly do because I missed this episode! My story isn't as entertaining as one of my former supervisors in the Army, but mine was just ruined underwear in a Walmart, went to bathroom, proper timing to throw underwear into trashcan without getting caught, and going home commando. Now, to my bosses story. He was a ranger, and if you don't know, ranger school is very intense. Well, his story goes like this: He was in ranger school one day, coming back after a longer holiday weekend with lots of poor food choices and beer. Next morning bright and early the training kicks off and his stomach was already churning. Matters just get worse with all the pushups, situps, log carry's, pull-ups, sprints, etc. you name it. Well, he needed to go REALLY bad and went to the instructor to ask to be relieved to go to latrine but in the hard-core mode of this school, was angrily denied and told to get back to work. Well, they were doing burpees and it came out during a thrust up, log about 5 inches in length and he wore boxers. Well, in case you didn't know, the uniform is required to be bloused/tied at the boots, so there is no escape for this turd. It went down to his shin area where it stays. Oh, guess what is next on the list, rolling left and right and low crawls!!! Yeah, well, end of story, the turd was crushed, smeared, and lathered all along his lower leg and into the pants, and it smelled horrible for hours until he was released to go clean up and change.

[@KD-op9pv]

I’ve never loved you guys more I’m dying lmao 😂 🤣

[@micandmak2480]

So... Blockbuster is like the old version of Redbox?

[@MsLemonhead]

Mic and Mak kinda. Yes, but an actual store.

[@PAmanof77]

Blockbuster was the store 🍿 for the tapes!! Then Redbox came a bit later for the DVDers, Now, it's all about Google and Netflix 🤣

[@Nan-59]

Mic and Mak They really DID have to explain Blockbuster. I’m 60 😂😂😂😂. Which to me is Funny in itself. Wonder 🤔🤔🤔 .....what year they closed up...???

[@saklee1777]

no. it was waaaay better than redbox. there were tons more movies to rent and its an actual store. but it was kinda expensive. it was 4-8$ to rent a movie. u could rent dvds, blue ray, and vhs. redbox sucks. they never have anything in stock.

[@deborahwhite5213]

@@Nan-59 We had blockbuster up here in California until 2011 or 2012 before it went under. The old store is still empty and nothing is there. Another one in the next town over is now a dollar General store. We used to have in the 1980's a thing called discs. You had a large player and rented record size discs and played them. The remote had a cord on it too. There were also things called Beta players and Beta tapes. They were just a bit smaller than the VHS players and Tapes. There was also the Hollywood Video stores. You could buy candy and Popcorn to go along with your movie. Later the Nintendo craze took off and you could rent the machine and games for the weekend or for however long you wanted. It was a big part of the families that could not afford to take 6 people out to the movies. We so enjoyed it. Now with the internet that is no longer a need. It is just like the early cassettes and 8 track players when they came out it was so cool. then the walkman and the little cassettes for the walkman. Then stereo's put in the cassette players and they were the new thing. Records started to go out of fashion. Then cam CDs and DVDs. Next was the BlueRay and even those are making room for the internet.

[@RainbowSunshineRain]

It just happened to me for the first time and knowing your video, I felt better about myself 🤣 It was during aerobic class ....🤪

[@cruisingaltitudewaitress3396]

It’s the ultimate body betrayal, when it happens! And I do think everyone has a horrible, humiliating story too.

[@elizabethchiavetta7930]

leaving a date walking out of Applebee's walking to my car with him and I pooped my pants, no little turd or anything no straight up diarrhea. (keep in mind though I wasn't feeling good the whole day, but didn't want to cancel date) I had to put cardboard on my seat so not to ruin them. he knew as well...he ended up marrying me...lol. to this day he loves to tease me about it.

[@shealy1126]

Elizabeth Chiavetta

[@Youre_Right]

Elizabeth Chiavetta You shit your pants and he married you. Your husband has to be the worst looking man on earth. When a girl shits her pants on a date and that’s not a deal breaker. His options must have been you or no one on earth

[@kathrynraymond2547]

@@Youre_Right your a jerk

[@mianelson5027]

+You're Right that just means he actually loves her, so he didn't mind.

[@kathyl.6004]

Now that's TRUE LOVE!!! No wonder you married him... he showed you that he'd be by your side thru "shitty" times and good ones!!! MAY WE ALL BE SO LUCKY IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thefamandfriends6001]

Ate bad steak and got food poisoning while my husband and I were at an amazing marriage conference. I started to feel sick so we had to leave. On the way home from Seattle to Vancouver, WA I got diarrhea bad. I pooped my pants in the car. I had to walk into Walmart with a sweatshirt tied around my waist so no one could see it so I could buy some new sweats!! It was awful and hilarious all at the same time.

[@josephmccrabb8787]

You just never know what the topic might be on your show!! Way to keep it fresh , no pun intended with this topic. lol

[@ConfuzzledShannon]

i haven't but working at Barnes and Noble i found poop not once but twice when i worked in the children section. i am pretty at least one was not from a child.

[@pimpompoom93726]

I encountered a large turd laying in the main throughway at Detroit Metro Airport one time. No way this was from a kid. NO way.

[@nunyabusiness5489]

Don't trust the fart. Long story short, I'm a fireman...we work 48hrs, felt a little sick the night before, felt fine at work on day two of shift and was sitting at a computer desk, I farted or so I thought...left something very loose on the chair. I did a gross decon of the chair and put a book near there so nobody would sit down and ran towards the shower with the content running down my leg. I was sent home shortly after that...I cleaned and scrubbed the crap (no pun intended) out of the chair before I departed. Glad I'm not the only one who lets one slip away every now and then.

[@marycampbell8855]

Reading this, the Simon and Schuster song "Slip Sliding Away " popped into my head 😎

[@NickCutroneo]

#donttrustthefart -- best video ever! I'm sure your subscriber count will go through the roof on this one!

[@wolfpack3889]

Diarrhea is worse, especially if you're one of those people that when you have to go you have to go.

[@TheCoolCookieKitchen]

Omg I needed that laugh so hard right now. Thanks Penn.

[@saintgrl74]

I am now more obsessed with y’all than ever!! 💕🤪👍🏻🤘🏻👍🏻🤪💕 this was so great!! I miss Blockbuster

[@ambera8948]

I should have learned by now to not watch your videos when I am at work!!! I am dying laughing with tears in my eyes & I can't breathe. I love how real you guys are! This is some good stuff. I haven't seen you all post this video on Facebook yet so I have to share it now, lol.

[@theholdernessfamily]

Sorry. Really should have warned you.

[@ambera8948]

+The Holderness Family haha it's okay. It kept me entertained! I love your videos!

[@weatherlover1]

You two make every day funnier. This video made my evening. lol

[@SpringsteenFan85]

One time after I had eaten Chinese, I was walking through Wal-Mart when it happened. There wasn't even a fart...it just gushed out and down my leg. I had to walk through Wal-Mart with crappy pants and buy a new pair of pants and then go commando...not cool, man lol.

[@angelanix9339]

Laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@videoviewer502]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheGruveyFamily]

That is just hilarious!!! You guys are so awesome!!! We are in the Raleigh area!!! Glad we found you guys :)

[@Beni2003MH]

I had BlockBuster Video right next to my house,but they didn't sell it in cassetes they sold them in CD's and they were in my country until 2007.

[@theholdernessfamily]

BLOCKBUSTER!

[@Beni2003MH]

+The Holderness Family the 13 year old knows what's up! Squeeze PC's cheeks for me! 💗😂

[@focusdopis]

my friend calls that the "shart"

[@thesammieshow1055]

Same

[@gunnerstanwick6663]

me to

[@Nan-59]

Yup 👍

[@barkingmadfordogs5128]

It’s called a shart either way

[@SecretSquirrelFun]

Not quite a shit not quite a fart = the shart.

[@LayAnn]

I had had an upset stomach on this particular day. My parents had decided they were gonna come visit. We were doing Christmas because I was actually sick on Christmas. Well before they came, I finally kinda had it under control. Or seemed to be doing ok. So we went to Applebees. I had my supper, all was fine, well until after. I could feel my stomach starting, but I didn't wanna interrupt my mom who was talking extensively. Well I just couldn't do it anymore. So I had to tell my husband who was next to me and my parents I needed to use the restroom immediately. Well as soon as I stood up my body said let it go and I had diarrhea in my underwear and partially down the back of my right thigh. I was wearing a long sweater so I could kinda hide it. But I had it all up my butt, on the back of my thigh, and even at my waist band up top. I had to sit on cardboard in my truck just to go home so I didn't stain or ruin our leather seats. That was a first.

[@AHouseDivided1998]

July, 2000. Six months pregnant and walking home the one mile from the Publix to my house. Halfway home, I felt it coming on sudden and strong. I started to walk as fast as possible without running in my delicate condition, praying to God to let me make it home to the toilet. Nope. Three blocks from the house and I just couldn’t hold it in anymore. It wasn’t a tiny, hard, pellet-sized one either. I then had to waddle home in shame with it oozing all down my legs. At least none of my neighbors saw me or offered me a ride home in their car! 😂

[@iaclassic]

Took a peek at Amazing Race's KZbin just now (power outage, can't watch dvr via cellphone) and after AR current vids, these 5 year old videos pop up. 😆 🤣 So happy to stumble on these gems. (As long as my laughter doesn't wake the family.)

[@katieharri7754]

Soooo... I was maybe 22 when I had my incident- I couldn't hold it so I popped my pants IN my car in the parking lot of target. I had to waddle into the store and take care of it in the restroom. Ever since then, I've felt very comfortable pooping in target stores. It happens often, but I always make it to the toilet now. My husband is so proud 😂

[@waxmanite]

This video tipped me over the edge and I subscribed.

[@cybermonkeyusa]

We were driving to the mall to hang out and my buddy says, “dude! Awe man! I gotta go! I pull into the Service Merchandise and before he got in the door, he pooped in his pants. As a present to the store, he left his underwear in a Service Merchandise bathroom. We still ended up at the Mall for the next few hours hanging out with friends.

[@donnaj.2689]

Grown, mother of a 21 yr old son. I had belly grumbles, gas. Knew I was eventually gonna have to park in the bathroom to stop the cramps but 1st, before heading that way...I just had to put more time on the dryer! The pressure was horrible & I thought releasing some gas would save me, so in an inth of a second I went from "it's only gas" to messing all over myself, onto my kitchen floor, down the hall to the bathroom! I am a nurse but I was in shock & MORTIFIED! Foul smelling liquid & loose stool was everywhere. I just stepped into the tub, shucked clothes, showered off, apologized to our 3 confused house dogs ( furbabies) as they were the only ones home with me. Then I got dressed, treated all of the "disaster areas" & began Odorban-ing & shampooing carpets!! I told my husband when he got in from work. He is sweet & level headed. His first question was-"Are you ok? Did you get it to stop? What do you think caused it?" Followed by "Where all was it? Do I need to help you clean the carpets? Did any of the dogs get in it?" 😳 And lastly-"Do you just want me to hold you?" 😍😍💕💟💑 Bingo❣ I love my husband! 27 years of marriage & counting❣ P.B.T.G.

[@KM-ds4dm]

You guys are all that is getting me thru Post Dental Work!!!! 😍

[@paulgeek]

My group of friends our so notorious for pooping themselves that I have submitted a full script for a movie enacting many of their hilarious stories.

[@ccappa2001]

I had a dream I was on the toilet and my brain said, "Oh hey, it's okay to pee." I woke up and I realized...omg I peed irl!

[@stargage13]

"when was this I'm so proud of you" lmao! oh my god! I did it when I was like 14 or 15 it was horrible, horrible horrible. and did I mention oh it was HORRIBLE! Funny video!

[@tburbank1]

Kim rallying the kids “gather round” 😂

[@sophied9583]

This is my favourite video ever 😂

[@charliemay9893]

When a sneeze goes wrong! 😁

[@Muderdrones]

Oh penn I just can't 😂 this made my day our families I swear are so much alike #donttrustthefart

[@theholdernessfamily]

never trust the fart1

[@heatherfrance7988]

#donttrustafart if you've had your gallbladder taken out!

[@Sarah29841]

I might be having mine removed in a few weeks. The have me on a laxative so I already know not to trust the fart.

[@Sarah29841]

+Nikki Cline they*

[@emoliver80]

Ive had my gallbladder out....actually im 36 and just had it out 2 yrs ago. I guess i dont understand what it has to do with the "dont trust the fart" theory though 🤔😞

[@heatherfrance8749]

....Because most people have frequent diarrhea when they have their gallbladder taken out.

[@andywills7898]

Yes!!! That’s exactly what happened to me after my surgery! I’m not alone 😂

[@mechelle9009]

On a different note. We went shopping and one of my family member farted in Rackroom and at the exact time the fire alarm went off.

[@theholdernessfamily]

wait... because of the fart?

[@claubit32]

Oh golly, Blockbuster doesn’t even feel that outdated!😂

[@averyhoenig6275]

“Oh my goodness I’m so proud of you!” I died

[@sev0xm7]

"When was this??? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" LOLLL

[@theholdernessfamily]

So. Bad.

[@markbrown9838]

That was hilarious. Not sure which was funnier, Penn telling his story, or the look on Kim's face. Thanks for the daily videos.

[@theholdernessfamily]

Some things you just shouldn't know.

[@stargage13]

"oh my god I'm so proud of you" lmao so funny! This did happen to me when I was like 14 or 15. it was horrible like horrible, did I mention it was HORRIBLE! FUNNY VIDEO

[@wingedwolves1456]

Hey this reminds me. Of little little me popping in a water park.

[@erikweiner8325]

Kohl's entrance. Christmas time. Walking in I tripped on the bunched up rug they have once you enter. As I stumbled I farted. As I went down to the ground onto my knees I realized the fart came along with some extra baggage. They women standing by the door weren't amused. Nor was I after I felt what happened after I got up!

[@bethw7686]

Driving to Blockbuster to rent a movie!? It was like we were living in the stone ages! Meanwhile, we are now to a point where we won't even go halfway across the living room to look at our DVDs most of the time. If it isn't on Netflix, it's not getting watched at our house.

[@LisaJazz]

The day I graduated with my masters degree, went to Burger King for lunch, mid way through the meal felt like I needed to go so I got up ran to the bathroom..... didnt quite make it. Thank you for sharing this story Penn.

[@pimpompoom93726]

I ate 5 big green apples one day, then farted while I was laying on my bed studying that night. Surprise! I had to run down two flights of stairs and into the basement to strip and throw my shorts and sweatpants into the washer. Never trust a fart, always have a contingency plan.

[@aubreesummerhays2616]

Lol lol this was funny ! I was given bath to my 3 and 18 month old and it was like the second day we had them(foster to adopt) oldest goes mommy sissy's pooed again!..... Trying to comfort and stay calm and not grossed out .... The other was being sick with cancer well I pooped my pants a lot I have to say my husband loves me a lot:)) love this vlog

[@lauravietmeier7427]

A Shart!!! Said in Along came Polly!!! I believe that's the movie!!!

[@SwyerFam]

love it. you guys are so real that's why i love you.

[@theholdernessfamily]

love you more. thanks for not leaving us after this.

[@ramiles35]

I was in college in England. I was coming back from a society meeting and my room was on the other side of campus. I tried to hold in but as soon as I got to the building I was living I couldn't hold it and as I went up the stairs it started to come out, and the song that stuck in my head was "let it go'!!!

[@waxmanite]

Where I come from this is what we call Risk Taking!!!! You don't know if its a shit or a fart but you let er rip anyway. You guys are awesome.

[@jenniferdillard9927]

#donttrustthefart.....when you sneeze!!!!

[@krisgraves7018]

😂😂😂 so true!

[@katelinnett9020]

Ah, yes...the SNEEZE! It happened to me just last week as I was getting into my car... Have you ever tried to drive standing up?

[@colaw77]

I died laughing at your stories, but unfortunately have had many more situations of poopy pants than I care to admit. Mine is not about trusting the fart, though. I have IBS, and often have sudden tummy trouble that very quickly leads to…well, let’s just say…an explosion and poopy pants. Not fun…or solid…at all. The worst time I remember, that I can now laugh about, but is still super embarrassing…was when I taught at an elementary school in a portable classroom…a good distance from the bathroom in the main building. One afternoon after school while I was working on grading and such, there was a sudden, severe discomfort in my tummy and I knew I was in trouble. Each portable classroom had an orange Home Depot bucket used as an emergency bucket to hold things like a flashlight, first aid kit, a roll of paper towel, a bottle of water, duct tape, hand sanitizer, and a couple big black trash bags. They were used the most during frequent lockdown situations, as the school was in a pretty bad neighborhood and their was a lot of gang activity/crime, etc. So, back to the very unhappy tummy…I knew I could never make it all the way to the bathroom inside the main school building. I grabbed the emergency bucket, dumped it out, and lined it with one of the trash bags…and as fast as I was, it wasn’t fast enough and things started to blow from within as I was trying to lower my pants. It was not pretty…but I was extremely thankful for the makeshift “toilet” bucket, and the roll of paper towel and sanitizer. As I was trying to clean myself up, I kept worrying about the janitor coming in to clean our classroom before I could finish…and made a mental note to bring some Fabreeze the next day to freshen the air back up again. I quickly gathered what I hadn’t finished grading, and made a hasty exit. Thankfully this happened AFTER school…I don’t even want to think of what it would’ve been like if it was during the day when I was teaching a class of 30 5th graders!

[@gooseygirl1]

This is hysterical. I shared this video, and the one about the 10K dollar poop and also about Kim's colonoscopy with my fiance. He doesn't follow you like I do so it was funny watching his reaction. After he was done watching the videos, he just looks at me quizzically and says, "What in the hell is that family EATING??" lmao

[@jgibson111]

Contemporary vocabulary lesson for the day; you charted!

[@jgibson111]

Typo. Sharted!