Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 9]

Coming up are some darwin award winners that will really make you facepalm
Previous Darwin Award Episodes: • Embarrassingly Dumb Wa...
Suggest a topic here to be turned into a video: bit.ly/2kwqhuh
Subscribe for more! ► goo.gl/pgcoq1 ◄
Stay updated ► goo.gl/JyGcTt goo.gl/5c8dzr ◄
For copyright queries or general inquiries please get in touch: [e-mail]
Legal Stuff.
Unless otherwise created by BeAmazed, licenses have been obtained for images/footage in the video from the following sources: pastebin.com/ZgusXNcR

[@killeing]

You know the only thing worse than how these people died is the awkward funerals their families must have afterwards.... "What'd your kid die of?" "My son died in a fire saving four children from a burning house. How about yours?" "Mine died trying to scale the cathedral in order to take a selfie for her followers on instagram." "No seriously, how?"

[@F4KE08]

XD

[@sonic_has_ur_address6321]

"Thats actully how she died" "Wait really?" "Yes i warned her" "She was dumb eh?" "Yep"

[@lucidstari]

“Damn, that’s dumb.” “I know right?” “She was literally a big kid!” “She should have known the dangerous consequence.” “Yep, true.”

[@TheChamp820]

@@lucidstari "oh hey guys" "Frank how'd you die " "Someone threw a grenade at me for no reason" "Bro.." "Yeah,I hate world War four"

[@lucidstari]

@@TheChamp820 “Bruh Same I hate ww4” “We all did 😔”

[@bibobrabernard1091]

“Some ideas are so dumb, even hearing them makes you feel slightly less intelligent” wow that’s a keeper😂😂

[@justahuman5607]

U weren’t getting replies so Hi :)

[@williamrivett9987]

Lol

[@Nitrooooooogen]

first person to reply with a profile picture.

[@justahuman5607]

@@Nitrooooooogen Loloolol

[@SharkCatPVP]

Second person to reply with a profile pic

[@madabbafan]

George: Captain, what do we do if we step on a mine? Blackadder: Well, the common reaction is to jump 100 feet in the air then scatter yourself over a wide area.

[@IyamSoRaya]

😂

[@YellowFaceINC]

No you’re supposed to sing country roads

[@MrManueleh]

So then the ostrich died for nothing.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@MrManuelehfear Allah

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@YellowFaceINCsuicide not allowed

[@Ed-uu9eo]

8:00 reminds me of a hilarious Family Feud answer. “Name something that can kill a party.” “A gun.”

[@TylerTMG]

technicly (i know i cant spell)

[@TheDendran]

"Guns dont kill people, I do!" -Rifleman, WarCraft III

[@TylerTMG]

@@TheDendran NO _I_ DO *gunshots*

[@WilliamDearthwd]

​@TheDendran And Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel) wore a T-Shirt labeled: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE.

[@WilliamDearthwd]

​​@@TheDendran Richard Kiel as Mr. Larson wore such a shirt in Happy Gilmore.

[@winniebae4alwayyz963]

*“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”* ~ Albert Einstein

[@mateuszwisniewska1848]

Briliant

[@blank_toxic1285]

What an inpsiring quote 🙏

[@zyleak5918]

He was super smart

[@agentdoggo6085]

Yes

[@Nebby9176]

Human stupidity expands faster than the universe

[@JackFrostIsHere]

*"Never invite a friend to a party with less than 3 brain cells" 😂* *this guy always makes my day with a smile 😂*

[@lettymoore3714]

I have never seen a party with "less than 3 brain cells"!😂

[@azobedmagh3988]

@@lettymoore3714 ok

[@icosamusicyt6096]

8:28

[@lmdurrett]

what if you have 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 braincells?

[@carmenramirez-rh9cn]

Lol

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

The light fasting one has to be the stupidest of them all by far. As stunningly stupid as the others might have been, in those cases they were accidents, they happened quickly, so not like these people could have still taken a step back to think things over again once something started to go wrong. This woman had freaking weeks and not once did she stop to think, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."

[@Taterzz]

women never admit they are wrong

[@Kylesb]

@@Taterzz Well, duh. All of us women are perfection incarnate. There is never an opportunity for us to be wrong! 🤣🤣

[@Life-Sky]

The thing is when you don't eat for so long your brain starts to slow down and your brain chemicals get messed up: You may feel "calm" because your brain starts to prepare for hunting/foraging, thus sharpening your senses and giving you clarity of mind (people mistake this thinking "I'm feeling good" when instead it's their brain trying to avoid death by sending all it's resources to itself in order to find a solution)

[@efxnews4776]

@@Life-Sky Bingo, this is literally a case of die for your beliefs, is not much different from monks setting thenselves on fire to send a message... in the first week she could have thought this true, but after that, the brain start to suffer the severe consequences of starvation and so, is up to others step in.

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

Western universities (with female presidents) are currently dropping like flies due to similar diehard devotion to (DEI) ideology.

[@nevenhumphrey1361]

Did you talk about the student who won a Darwin Award at Ottawa's Carleton University? He and his friends tried to find out who could spit farthest from the sixth-floor balcony of an apartment. One decided to give himself a running start, and ran...and flipped forward off the balcony to his death.

[@nachoramirez1308]

Oh my God....that went from fun to terrifying...I can just imagine the fear....then nothing... chilling

[@godofchaos9571]

How... how would running making you spit farther?

[@thuytrangoan2508]

@@godofchaos9571 probably the momentum that gives spit travel speed a higher velocity?

[@cuffed2479]

Did he win though?

[@richardburke4250]

@@cuffed2479 maybe

[@whotfyouthinkiam]

The animation for the intro had gotten so much better than a couple of years ago it has been a while

[@oluve]

I agree

[@ThemindofOZIII]

True

[@workingstiff0586]

Facts bro

[@thandekanhlangulela3346]

True;PREACH

[@Red_Muzo]

SkEtChErS!

[@lucasdpatterson]

ok but i can't stop laughing at "felt cute, might delete myself" 💀💀😭

[@I_GotchaPlaged]

Same😂🖐️ 😭😭😭😭😭

[@hakai1014]

thats dark dude

[@AspireGMD]

@@hakai1014 dark and hilarious

[@forever_skyler]

I like seeing people die and killing them

[@bunnyoatmilk1315]

@@forever_skyler 😃

[@Carsonthecoolest]

"you can out muscle many things in life brother, but a venomus spider might ain't be one of them" that got me to laugh

[@darchangel2136]

I believe you mean, spider *bite*. Spider might is more like a cheesy promo for Spider-Man

[@xtremeyoylecake]

Bfb fan

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@darchangel2136tattoo not allowed

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@Seinari]

I mean the meditating woman did technically manage to spend the rest of her life without eating

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Tattoo not allowed

[@ruvzavodila6158]

"You can out muscle many things brother, but a spider bite one of them!" Dude that line made my day!

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

So true!

[@goatieforever1013]

Only if the spider was radioactive

[@yayeetamus6006]

You also can’t out muscle a bombshell you hit with a hammer

[@alexisdavis577]

Hey ruv these people aren't going to heaven anytime soon better tell sarv and I made cookies

[@ruvzavodila6158]

@@alexisdavis577 I'll let her know, also this reply made my day

[@markrich7171]

As Douglas Adams said 'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools'.

[@gumanidagdagen7161]

ILavepiza

[@danielboyd2588]

Yes. YES. We need people to beta test for EVERYTHING. Also foolproof foolproofing.

[@RD9_Designs]

Douglas Adams was a genius!

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@RD9_Designsdrugs alcohol pork not allowed

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@Toothless_TheNight_Fury]

As GrayStillPlays once said: "if you have a stupid idea, someone in florida alredy tried it" [Edit]: 100 likes!? :O

[@briannamcdaniel266]

I see you are a man of culture as well.

[@Jack-ll7di]

You watch him too? Nice.

[@briannamcdaniel266]

@@Jack-ll7di He's an amazing KZbinr.

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Judging by the spelling mistakes and the time this account was made (Dec 8, 2021) you are below the age of old Also someone please tell me how to say this person's name Djordjevic

[@lxby3y]

Ooh you watched that one too?

[@lotharsoran3604]

I was sipping a drink when the joke about "one spoonful of idiocy per day" turned up. Homer Simpson on the spoon, got me! Drink through my nose, everywhere, and on my phone as I laughed hard. Damn you, Be Amazed team! I love it, awesome video and a hilarious playlist. Darwin Awards, I hope this one never ends! I've done many dumb things...shopping trolley down icy slopes, knocked myself out on the bottom of a pool, fell backwards down a hill on a push bike, and racing down the track at Donington Race Park in a manual wheelchair. All fun, and only some of them whilst drunk. Oh, and I managed to literally skin my back on an adult sized drop slide, which was about 30ft or so. That last one, really wasn't my fault...my shirt rode up as I went down the slide, friction and gravity took care of the rest. I don't recommend that to anyone. Took weeks for those wounds to heal, and we were on holiday at the time. I spent the rest of it grimacing twice every day, when it had to be cleaned, and bandaged. Holiday was fun though!

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Tattoo not allowed

[@mp_mia7989]

A kid in my grade school many years ago walked out to the middle of a frozen pond with a huge rock and threw it at his feet. Needless to say the huge rock went straight through the ice, and so did he. The end.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Wow, that's scary. I can't believe he attempted that...

[@mp_mia7989]

@@Theawesomeninja_XD yeah it was messed up. All 5 of us just stood there in total shock for a good 10 sec. It took 4 days to find him I think.

[@micahmorton9018]

@@mp_mia7989 4 days to find the body or

[@mp_mia7989]

@@micahmorton9018 yeah 3 or 4 I can't really remember.

[@silasthetomato]

@@mp_mia7989 so he passed away?

[@funtimechewyyumyumshow8176]

My friend from Savanna Georgia told me that there was this one old lady who liked to feed wild alligators near her house and considered them her “friends”, until one day the old lady went missing and they found out she was eaten by the alligators she used to feed.

[@firerhyme]

Lol

[@FurnitureFan]

🤔 🐊👻

[@gamerslatestnews819]

Not funny

[@funtimechewyyumyumshow8176]

@@gamerslatestnews819 It wasn’t supposed to be funny it’s a true story

[@gamerslatestnews819]

@@funtimechewyyumyumshow8176 you all makeing a joke of it not funny

[@katie25b]

Lol as soon as he said “is anyone feeling hungry all of a sudden?" I was like yes now I am thanks for the excuse to get food

[@FacelessFursona]

Same 😭

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Suicide not allowed

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@FacelessFursonasuicide not allowed

[@eduarddvorecky3731]

I heard about one guy that was close to it. He decided to cut off random chunk of steel with oxy-acetylene torch. Lucky for everyone around his boss stopped him and called cops. Chunk of steel turned out to be soviet WW2 100kg bomb

[@Serene80]

The party/gun one... Just think how lucky he was that he managed to hit such a small target...

[@Leon-pd7cl]

Oof

[@errorsarefunny]

His head/brain XD

[@milkbottle1274]

Because he has a small bran hahha

[@liferanter936]

My gosh XD

[@simongreenwood445]

Lucky he didn't play cowboys and Indians with the kids

[@abelyang9977]

I love when you say, "removing themselves from the gene pool." Lmao 🤣😂

[@RealGeoAether]

@Aple_gaming it's from the intro

[@beautifulcrazey7713]

@Aple_gaming approximately 0:20

[@rhyenjenkins3943]

I love when he shits on the people, who killed theirselves in the stupidest ways

[@getthehekout]

8:54 or 8:53 its also there

[@stephanielegg8747]

😂

[@net90net14]

1:46 a good reason on why not to let your ego get the best of you.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@jessicaalderman589]

Love this, even though I only recently found the channel. PSA: As my uncle taught me, "Never point a gun at someone or something unless you are prepared to shoot."

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Tattoo not allowed

[@varyokh]

"he wasn't a bright spark in life, but he certainly was in death" xD good one

[@magnificentmuttley154]

👍👍 _He lit the sky brighter than fireworks on the 4th of July_

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@magnificentmuttley154 drugs alcohol pork not allowed

[@captainpolar2343]

"Treat every gun like its loaded" same goes with hornets nests and bombs

[@Kidree69]

*YES*

[@cybercat29]

That is so very true!

[@joannaananicz2797]

Oh yes

[@rh1507]

Oh yeah. I remember when I was a kid I got into my Dad's chest of drawers. I found my dearly departed Grandfather's 38. I messed around with it and it was loaded. It did fire and the bullet stuck in the ceiling. Boy did I get in trouble for that. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.

[@christiefitzgerald5843]

Well a bomb always treat it like its a nuke thats about to blow

[@chapps5945]

well done to all the winners.... your parents must be so proud.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@user-abc123yeshaha]

A friend of mine 8 years ago today, died in a amazingly stupid way. We were at school and there was a rattlesnake on the cafeteria table. I went to go sit in another seat, but my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold the rattlesnake. It rattled its tail, but he didn't care. The rattlesnake bit him and he still didn't care. I called 911 but he denied being bit. But shortly after, he died.

[@kathrynandrews7951]

That’s what he gets.

[@REBECCA12341]

​@@kathrynandrews7951wife back door not allowed ect

[@REBECCA12341]

​@@kathrynandrews7951drugs alcohol pork not allowed

[@REBECCA12341]

Suicide not allowed

[@Idunnodude]

the thought of surviving on sunlight is exactly like the thought that you can achive immortality by repeatedly smashing a slab of wood covered in toothpaste into the old recliner in the basement non stop for 5 months.

[@damienairalay552]

Oddly specific, lol

[@Idunnodude]

@@damienairalay552 Ik xd I thought of random stuff

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

None of this makes sense.

[@TheBaldEagleGeorgeWashington]

Little odd but *o k*

[@Mythological_Artisan]

R/oddleysuspisic

[@Gynra]

As Einstein said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"

[@Gynra]

@ozymandias nero nulifidian It's probably apocryphal, like most of Einstein's "sayings"

[@2flymyboi180]

But stupidity doesn’t

[@cheems8342]

@ozymandias nero nulifidian will ya stop ruining this actually good comment

[@somebody1870]

If you think about it makes sense

[@somebody1870]

@ozymandias nero nulifidian like the saying says your stupidity doesn't have limits

[@michellecrews5672]

Your voice cracks me up! The way you be talking when you are explaining these idiotic episodes.! Priceless 😂🤣😅

[@WilliamDearthwd]

11:56 Yeah, it must have been a myth. To survive on sunlight and water for 7 decades would require being partly a plant. Those are autotrophs, and photosynthesis is what makes them create internal food. I got word Namekians in DragonBall are autotrophs. They do drink water but never need to eat.

[@DKQuagmire]

in that 2nd to last story, "digging an early grave", i had the same exact experience as that man in the late 00's when i was on holiday with my family at a beach, and me and sister started digging on the dunes, unsupervised. Impressed with her work. my sister went away to get mum and dad, who was on a campsite a good 10 minutes walk away. i kept digging, and low and below, the entire structure fell on top of me burying me. i felt like my entire body was being crushed by the immense weight of sand on top of me, and i thought i was going to die, until i felt the sand shifting a whole 5 or 10 minutes later. i thought more sand was falling on top of me, but no, it was my mum and dad, frantically digging me out. thankfully for them, my head was facing the exit of the tunnel, and one of my arms at the time of the collapse was outstretched forwards, so my hand was the first thing they found, which they used to pull my body out. I survived that day. scared and terrified, and a lesson learned that i would never forget.

[@beckyjohnson6798]

@@peopleplaygroundclips355 Yeah

[@stamina5553]

you got REAL lucky there

[@jirachi-wishmaker9242]

Darwin Award Runner-up🥈

[@seansmith4513]

I was in White Sands New Mexico. When much the same thing happened. Some of the dunes are huge, 100s of ft across at the bottom. I had dug a good 30-40ft into the dune. Was so proud of myself I ran to get my dad. Legit, seconds after climbing out the dune collapsed behind me. O.o Never did that again. Haha Glad you're OK! Can't imagine how scary it was, even just 5 minutes would feel like an eternity.

[@zacharymyers4687]

“Felt cute might delete myself” damn that’s dark😂😂😂

[@Angiesunshine13]

Bruh they didn’t even get the meme right!!! It makes me mad that they forgot a single word lmao

[@ArisdorkE]

so true.

[@RandomGrapeXD]

Lol

[@kitty-danger]

@@Angiesunshine13 I have one question are you serious because they did it on purpose it was joke

[@ttallyntmxzzi6263]

Haha I wanted the time stamp but then the It was already there

[@T-91.]

What you said around 8:41 is one of the iron clad rules with firearms even if you know by fact it is empty after checking it 20+ times you still treat it as if it was loaded and ready to fire. That is what I was taught in my firearms class at least.

[@richardletaw4068]

My first visit to the channel. Love the narrative style! Can’t wait for another video!

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

“Don’t point a gun at yourself” and this is why I will NEVER play Russian Roulette.

[@gustavsliberts4394]

Ok L0L

[@vlastimil-furst]

Fun fact, some people tried to play Russian roulette using a semi-auto handguns. Which sounds more like a straight out suicide than risking your life. As if it wasn't stupid enough to play Russian roulette in general.

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

Suicidal people play that game hoping it’ll remove their pain in a “fun” way

[@user-cl4iq6ff5l]

My grandpa only lost one time

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

Russian roulette is*"f u n"* with fun i mean killing yourself

[@catastropheintended88]

Snowboarder: attempts to jump over a road Me: bro this ain’t Mario kart Edit: oky dokey that’s a lots likes

[@joenamath5480]

He forgot to bring his glider with him

[@catastropheintended88]

Joe Namath yeah i don’t think he lived up to 7 sadly

[@MasonPlayz]

Lol

[@stickman_animationz]

He forgot his glider

[@certifiedbasicbee]

Im TRASH at mariooooo kart

[@usmale49]

Great video. I did feel a bit sad about the snowboarder, after all he was just a kid, dumb as a box of rocks, but still a kid. Thank you for uploading and sharing!! 😂

[@WilliamDearthwd]

13:12 I didn't know till I watched this vid that cassowaries are a similar size to emus. And emus and ostriches can kill with a kick as well.

[@Top10KingsOfficial]

The animation of the guy moping the road after the failed plane explosion is hilarious😂

[@buyrcsp2]

You mean the spongebob character?

[@ziagochenaur2980]

My LeG! 😂

[@legosnowspeederproductions4793]

We saw him in the MY LEG!!! Compilation

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@legosnowspeederproductions4793fear Allah

[@soudy6293]

"There's nothing wrong with being a thrill seeker, just as long as the thrills u seek arent laced with stupidity." Lol🤣 That line is both serious and amusing it killed me, it deserves an award🎖️🏆👏😂

[@TailGreat]

Soudy that is correct. That exact line is extremely humorous.

[@melissaharris3890]

Saw a motorcycle/lawyer commercial. said "i wear a helmet because i like doing unsafe things safely"

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@melissaharris3890India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@RD9_Designs]

Another entry. My grandmother was so determined to die that she refused to go to the doctor, and refused to take medicine or supplements. She sat in a recliner for 20 years after my father died until her bones disintegrated and she broke her hip by falling on the way to the bathroom. They replaced her hip joint with an implant, but it got infected and had to be removed. It still took her 3 more years to die, but she finally made it at age 72.

[@rompecabezasrojo]

This video is really good, keep it up!

[@gojewla]

“These spiders might not look as scary as some arachnids” - they are hairy, 6 inches across, display aggressive behavior, and basically look like tarantulas.

[@Redwan777]

*Arachnophobia intensified*

[@janedoex1398]

Arachnid is enough to trigger my "oh - gosh - NO" response ! Add the word "venom" and it's an instant "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE " response triggered.

[@janedoex1398]

1:00 Yes they DO look scary af ! :(

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

But tarantulas are harmless. And imo cute.

[@cooltubes547]

Nah brown recluses are quite small. Terrifying? yes(I’m arachnophobic) but big? Not really

[@epicvideomaker3741]

“Wait, the gun was real?” The quiet kid: *Always has been*

[@hard-boiledeggs625]

Wait it’s not a paint gun?

[@CoolyCools]

Lol if only it was airsoft it would have hurt but not fatal

[@nickrowland9515]

@@CoolyCools actually with enough force even a bb gun straight to the soft spot on your head where he pointed it could go through and kill him even th air from a gun

[@CoolyCools]

@@nickrowland9515 i know. *IF* it had.

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Volkinqi abi bizovioka

[@Miey_Toothless.]

I from Malaysia and I confirmed that vid of Kuala Langat's guy being killed by phyton on bikes. Some of them also deserved Darwin Awards. I love your video contents(even this video from years ago).

[@chrisjohnson3253]

I absolutely love the animation at the start lmfao

[@porksoda576]

This series has “1,000 ways to die” vibes lol

[@milorules2729]

It's just needs one of those medical experts who over-analyse what went wrong and for the narrator to come up with a bad pun lol. Tell me if I'm wrong😂😂

[@elevan11]

@@milorules2729 The narrator came up with many bad puns.

[@mattl4531]

Muda muda muda wryyyyyyyy

[@sheartooth4429]

1000 dumb ways to die

[@twistedoxen4229]

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electricity work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie There's so many dumb ways to die

[@mumflerflumperdink7762]

The guy who shot himself literately rummaged through his bag that was not ment to be opened and thought hey Jim nice toy Click click POW

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

The guy who brought the gun: U ARE DED. The guy who shot himself: I AM DED.

[@ChipsDaCat]

That other guy: HE IS DED

[@looser2704]

Guardian angel: wtf

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 THE IDIOT’S DEAD?!?!

[@coolquinnplays3264]

i feel like a sim has done that lol

[@fireflygaming2396]

8:41 ish - 8:43 I cannot stress that point enough. Years ago back when my dad still had his lever action Henry (There's a reason I'm brand dropping here) we had both got done firing off some rounds at a gun range to sight in a new .22 of his and were off in the places cleaning station. He hands me his Henry to teach me how to clean a lever action and so the first thing I do after watching a cop with his own lever action firearm is jack the lever 11 times to make sure there is nothing in it. Nothing comes out. So now of course thinking than this is an empty gun I go cleaning/oiling the damn thing and about the time I finish cleaning the gun my father askes one of the instructors there to keep an eye on me while he went to the bathroom. Not even 30 seconds later I ask to (I'm not sure of the phrase when you pull the trigger on a gun with no ammo so forgive me if I used the wrong one) dry fire the weapon to make it safe for storage and he says yea. I pull the trigger and everyone in the room goes quite as that damned rifle had a round somehow still trapped up in it. I was freaking out because bout me and the instructor saw where the bullet hit the chair where my father had been sitting that 30 seconds before and when he came back to see what had happened he decided to sit in the chair to see where that bullet would've hit him. To this day I still can't forget the words out of the instructors mouth when they all looked and saw it would've been straight through his heart and I refuse to ever own a Henry rifle. That same day was also when he sold that gun. I use this story along with the message of "Treat every gun like it's loaded" Because you never know when you'll encounter a gun with severe manufacturing flaws. And always remember that a gun is never truly safe until disassembled for maintenance.

[@user-secretive]

When he asked what our favorite food was ,I would say, EVERYTHING!😋🤤I love ALL of the 4 choices of food he gave!

[@crissyolivia3040]

All I needed to hear was " One Florida Man" 🤗🤣

[@worldofwoolol6082]

i live in Florida...it amazes me that More videos are not out there. peace people

[@bluered3401]

When I read that my face froze with a hysterical expression 😂

[@gamingghoul665]

#messyourself

[@magnificentmuttley154]

At the risk of stereotyping Floridians & sounding like a complete bigot, the last few blurbs of anything on national news about Florida, in recent memory, involved incidents with 'gators, Burmese pythons, boa constrictors, & their "owners..." Personally I wouldn't choose to live in the 'Glades anymore than I'd live in the middle of a Louisiana swamp. Still, I can't blame all of these people. Just about anyone living in those places is gonna get too bored & eventually wind up in a situation with a big snake or a 'gator. And if you are Floridian, you can live far from water & STILL find yourself facing one... Gotta love our Floridians, Louisianans, & Cajuns! ! Greetings from Texas 🤠

[@streetlight5576]

@@magnificentmuttley154 I live in Lakeland Florida and over the last couple of years you wouldn't believe the number of meth heads eaten by gators, ran over and killed by cars , every once in a while one gets hit by a train . They are like vampires they all will scramble for their caves right before daybreak .

[@wahoo4737]

Dumb way I died: Watching this and thinking, “Hey, if I do this, will I be in a video?”

[@TheHellfirejen]

no you will be not

[@wahoo4737]

@@TheHellfirejen aww, sad.

[@hazaeldearmas3049]

Darn

[@joannaananicz2797]

Ahh yes the...

[@teeth_denier]

Even better, you will win a darwin award

[@NaturalMarioBrosNMBGamingMario]

DUDE this is so INTERESTING LOVE your VIDEOS

[@duyphan4617]

B.A mimicking Hulk Hogan is so hilariously accurate XD

[@Hatsuki_YT]

Come on everyone, let's go sing "Dumb ways to die"

[@avidamateur4118]

Poke a stick on a grizzly bear... 🐻 🪄 🙂 Edit: Pretend that the magic wand is a plain ol' stick.

[@krietvohra2058]

*insert chainbreaker*

[@happypuma2479]

Transformers

[@ikeplaymas7674]

Take your helmet off in outer space…

[@101ashraful]

Use your private parts as piranha bait.........

[@ruescent]

“He certainly wasn’t a spark in life, but he sure was in death.” 😭😭 I love it

[@Lordslittleangels]

OML IDK WHY BUT THE WAY YOU SAID " HAMMER TIME" MADE ME LAUGH XD

[@user-bl8cm9pw8i]

Hi how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Suicide not allowed

[@christywright8078]

"Is this thing loaded?"Famous last words

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

Plot Twist: He was suicidal and pretended the gun was a toy so he could have a chance to kill himself.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@Allthemeditz]

“Don’t invite people to your house if they know what Murphy’s law is”(or just don’t invite people at all covid 19 stay safe. Guys)

[@adrianmobileyambomoblie4032]

Oh ho.... I know what it is ok😓

[@guineapiglady2841]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

[@602gaming]

I would like the comment... but it's at 69 likes

[@mahboi8430]

@@602gaming you just did 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@twilightning]

sorry me no englando

[@siggyretburns7523]

Who ever said reptiles aren't affectionate? Rattlesnake: Gimme kissies Constrictor: Gimme hugs

[@lindasnow3960]

Absolutely love and identify with your sarcasm 😊 It's the "Mother language" for many of us 😊

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@rh1507]

Surviving on sunlight sounds like suicide by starvation.

[@rh1507]

@Blue Skies Such an odd thing to become popular. I would rather just go sailing. You get plenty of Sun plus there are nice places to dock at and have a meal.

[@apricogle212]

yep

[@rh1507]

@Blue Skies True. I though the last time I went sailing was with my former and her Dad. There were plenty of colorful fish in that choral reef east of Key West plus a medium sized shark I saw while snorkeling. It was all really cool minus the shark which spooked me out of the water. If I didn't have to go back to reality I never would have left. It is a fantasy 90 miles north of Cuba in Key West though.

[@rh1507]

@Blue Skies I hope so. I would like to do it in my sailboat next time. If I made it big time I would like to go to Hawaii sailing. There is noting wrong with Key West though of course. It's just a lot farther and a little more pricey in Hawaii. Who knows where the future will take me. Life has already taken me a lot more places than I ever could have imagined at one time in life.

[@bluemoth6854]

Or get away with skin cancer

[@naveennidhurshan6939]

12:21. She was attempting photosynthesis.

[@JamesSuvi]

*FLOWR*

[@zazi5094]

YUP!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sjjsjsjdjajsh]

Flower woman

[@troyklein6379]

insert the audio of spongebob saying *PHOTOSYNTHESIS PHOTOSYNTHESIS*

[@arlenedistel1108]

the girl be like: I ÄM ÔÑĒ WITH THĖ PŁÅŃT

[@seanbigay1042]

"Light Refreshment" -- "Hey, I can live off solar power! Superman lives off solar power!" "Yeah, but lady, HE'S SUPERMAN!"

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Suicide not allowed

[@punanitsunami2786]

That opening scene was hilarious 🤣

[@SnowStarOfIceShard]

The first rule of a gun is never point it at yourself 🤣 I don't even feel bad for him

[@NikkiTheOtter]

Technically the first rule is: It's always loaded, especially when it isn't.

[@Dman9fp]

Actually never point it at anything you don't intend to shoot & especially don't remotely touch the trigger until ready to shoot

[@burnttoast26]

1. Never point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot (only ever point it downrange or at the ground/sky unobstructed) 2. Make sure you can see whether or not it is loaded; treat it as loaded anyway 3. Only ever put your finger on the trigger at the exact moment that you intend to shoot whatever the gun is pointing at 4. Keep a strong grip on the gun to compensate for recoil so it doesn't get pointed in an unsafe direction after shooting 5. Never let someone put their hands on a gun unless they know how to safely handle one Guns can be fun, but they are *NOT* toys. Remember that all it takes to accidentally kill someone is an idle flex of your finger and pointing it in an unsafe direction.

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

My great grandpa as a kid was playing with his brother and an “unloaded gun”, the truth was that it WAS loaded, and he got shot right in the side of his brain. The doctors couldn’t remove the bullet or he would’ve died, so now he just has a bullet in his brain. Oh yeah so right now he’s in a stretcher in his own home after tripping down the stairs and getting a head injury.

[@Kayblxck]

Keep yo hands out of peoples shit

[@martx21GD]

This is how the game “Dumb Ways To Die” Was made EDIT: NO CUSSING IN CHAT

[@jakerivas909]

I didn't think of that

[@nevehevangelista8692]

Jake Rivas no one said you did

[@werewolfwithinternetaccess4155]

That was too good

[@werewolfwithinternetaccess4155]

Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die bring a python on a motorcycle ride dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die

[@samyar5333]

with me its 69 likes NICE

[@milesaway1980]

For #2, I live right by Bogus Basin. I've never heard this story, but it's literally a concern of mine every time I drive up there. As you get nearer to the resort, there are more and more switchbacks on the road, and next to each one there are groups of people on the hillsides sledding, skiing, and screwing around. I'm honestly surprised this doesn't happen more regularly.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@TreyC68]

11:14 He may not have been the brightest bulb in the box but he went out with a bang

[@PocketTab]

Is it just me that the people who died embarrassingly makes me laugh my ass of Edit: edited the comment so it will feel newer

[@nucleonegro9762]

Nope, i also laugh at each of these idiots and their obviously avoidable deaths

[@batou486]

I also laugh.

[@vaild7469]

That first one tho lol

[@mayasudac6232]

Its horrible that they have passed. But the way they did was a bit funny😅

[@barryfotheringham9789]

Nope bro, i also laughed my as off🤣🤣

[@jakeand9020]

I'm kind of curious why a burglar would decide a hair salon is a good target.

[@staciecarrel4492]

Some of the specialized equipment can be sold for decent coin, also they use various chemicals in the hair treatments and dyes that have a wide variety of other possible uses.

[@FurnitureFan]

Also I didn't think a 20' fall would kill someone, but he probably landed on his head.

[@launcesmechanist9578]

He probably thought along the same lines of the guy who thought it would be a genius idea to try and rob a gun store. Yeah, that DID happen. There's a video on KZbin somewhere of him, I think. Anyway, needless to say he blows through the door, weapon halfway drawn, three seconds later gets his ass blown back through the door in a hail of bullets. Posthumous Darwin right there.

[@jakeand9020]

@@launcesmechanist9578 I've seen that one, the gun shop door was right next to the jewelry store. The prevailing theory is he actually meant to rob the jewelry store but grabbed the wrong door.

[@launcesmechanist9578]

@@jakeand9020 Not just a Darwin Award then, but also an 'Instant Karma' scroll as well.

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

12:30 You've got to admire the willpower of the woman who resisted the irresistible: the urge to eat (available) food despite starvation, and was ultimately successful.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@Bob-qk2zg]

My drill instructor: "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend "

[@abbiehahn9184]

For the first one I can relate to a lot. In January my father notice he had a toe fungus on his big toe. Now time after time we told him to get it checked out but he never did. It got so bad that he couldn't walk anymore and was taken to the hospital in July. After a couple days in the hospital we find out that the fungus went all the way up in his leg causing a cyst in between in his knee cap joint which eventually popped and travel through his entire body putting him in septic shock soon after and a coma from which he never woked up from. Lesson here is never be stubborn about getting something that seems so small checked out because later in life it can be a big problem

[@expertplayer6417]

Damn. Sad… but nonetheless stupid.

[@ranopathano8778]

1st guy: *gets bitten by a venomous spider* Pff... it’s nothing

[@needusername8169]

If the man was Russian, he would've survived

[@purplecreature7725]

In Russia you kill spider.

[@MrRoswellGA]

pppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff its nothing

[@francisappiah7246]

Oh really? 😄😄

[@yrev28]

Venomous spider

[@deathshadow5056]

Tortillas and your animations are one of the 100 things that are cool about your vids

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Dog not allowed ect

[@subashshrestha5328]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO!!!!! . . U

[@kaitlynslaymaker1343]

Finally, another Dumb Ways People Died video! This is part 9 not part 10.

[@Aden068]

Ikr

[@Yl_PMIS]

Finally have been waiting

[@Hello-dj9sn]

And confused

[@May-or-may-not-be-a-person]

Really

[@schwarzlose5932]

@Kemmer Marquardt ...

[@selah1292]

I've had snakes and once read that if they constrict on you, pulling at them just makes them tighten up more. So the best way is to put a mirror up to the snake's face. Mine was around my neck one night and started constricting. I just walked over to the mirror and held his face in front of it and he let go instantly!

[@Yingying-po9il]

Is there any scientific research about that? This is a very interesting fact!

[@coreycorley3536]

person you almost died lol. I dont trust me no reptiles

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and im the king of pluto

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

@@Yingying-po9il no there is not

[@Yingying-po9il]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 actually after further reading yeah it does confuse them thus making it easier to escape their grasp. you should check out animals getting scared of their own reflection

[@mikeh.7499]

this is fast becoming my favorite channel despite not wanting to revel in others misfortune.Oh well 😮

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Dog not allowed ect

[@goldrussh]

As an ignorant kid in my 20s, a car I used to own needed a starter, so I proceeded to support it with a plastic milk crate, and climb underneath. Fortunately for me again, a friend had his 5 ton truck jack handy. I could have earned lots of Darwin Awards in my past, no question 😅

[@tsoul1333]

the first one reminded me of my step-grandfather. He was too stubborn to go to the doctor and by the time he went, the cancer had already spread beyond healing, making it terminal.

[@myawelch6133]

I get it

[@firefliesinajar_]

My great grandma also had a knack for not seeking medical attention I only met her a few times when I was very young, but every time she would have a huge lump on her forehead or something

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

My late wife as well.

[@shadowdemonqt6448]

''felt cute might just delete myself'' --monika from ddlc

[@Olivia-zy5gm]

Love monika

[@QuincySonOfQuincy_]

@@Olivia-zy5gm just monika!

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@QuincySonOfQuincy_fear Allah

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

​@@Olivia-zy5gmIndia don't burn dead body not allowed

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Tattoo not allowed

[@Raviel891]

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw the guy in the shopping cart is the episode of Family Guy when Peter Griffin was pushed off the roof while in a shopping cart. In my opinion, anyone who acts like Peter Griffin deserves a Darwin Award

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

India don't burn dead body not allowed

[@iagostudystudy6036]

My favorite food is burgers and lintel soup as well as chicken nuggets and Taco Bell Nachos minus sour cream,Nachos Bell grande.

[@froximussx4093]

The more i learn about humans, the more i start liking my cat.

[@GamingMaster-bg2uc]

Lol

[@frokeyion]

I dont get?

[@Valrhona69]

SAME LOL

[@HzlTanooki]

my cats : i no use box i get trouble but care no.

[@misticadavis]

I agree.

[@saranidutta4122]

Imagine winning a Darwin award but still being alive.

[@makutamon]

That’s the kind of thing that happens when you sterilize yourself by accident.

[@thatonetrashkid5390]

Impossible!!!

[@Adrien_broner]

😥

[@rogued3mon414]

Thats called giving a middle finger to natural selection. Check his other videos out.

[@raidenlee8429]

Sarani Dutta that's impossible

[@bigverybadtom]

I remember the old song with the chorus, "All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you!"

[@Rachel_Gilley]

16:24 I have the same kind of python!! (Jungle carpet). I'm aware that isn't the snake involved in the...incident...but it made me happy anyway.

[@chhayagangawane982]

Everybody is a Gangsta untill some one dies by stepping on a lego.

[@ramdomsh1t916]

Yes

[@krietvohra2058]

I mean, it's gonna happen

[@ramdomsh1t916]

True

[@GachaGirl-ee1sn]

Very ture 😂 legos are hell

[@bandaidcheerios2309]

well they are the physical embodiment of "chaotic good," tends to become "passive evil"

[@eMKayyoUwhY]

Darwin Award winners must be presented by this voice only 👍

[@shadowstripes704]

I say that my fav food is WATERMELON

[@carlitomaroto574]

Yess

[@davewalsh1006]

@@shadowstripes704 when did any1 ask you what your faverte good was #mornon

[@TTB08]

Yes only him

[@trinidangel]

He sounds tired with everything XD

[@seanbigay1042]

Okay, "Macho Man's Downfall" hit a little too close to home. A friend of mine died the same way, but for an even stupider reason. He caught a cold. But he refused to do anything about it until it had progressed beyond a simple cold to outright pneumonia. And by the time he tried to do something about that, it was too late.

[@Avatar_Aditi]

As you asked Be Amazed my favourite food is DEFINITELY chicken biryani, kebab, palak paneer and Sushi

[@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107]

Imagine being such a hardcore vegan you start relying on photosynthesis

[@johnathanegbert9277]

*p l a n t*

[@mochardiansah7452]

Oh yeah. The Indian Mahaguru might somehow miraculously transplanted a good amount of algae into his body to help him survive for decades.

[@thanosbustedinyourmum]

PLANT GOOD SUN GOOD

[@Yash-up5gz]

In our universe : Spiders bite humans and cause problems like death and other injuries. Meanwhile in Peter Parker's universe : Spider bites Peter and he becomes Spider Man. 🕷🙎‍♂️

[@hwgray]

The guy was bitten on his leg and not on his peter.

[@ibrahimghibihisab8913]

Dog not allowed ect

[@lisagriffin4558]

I love Pasta, because my grandpa took me and my mom to Olive Garden. All three of us ordered Shrimp Scampies for dinner. I love Shrimp Scampies. They are food with veggies, noodles and of course shrimp. Sabrina Griffin

[@racerx4152]

I remember a thief in san francisco was running away from the cops or something like that. anyway the thief jumped over a wall, but on the other side it was a 100 foot drop. no more stealing for him.