Emergency Intercom - Episode 105 (enya is being targeted)

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Enya fumbled the bag with a sugar daddy, drew gets overwhelmed thinking about women being in danger and the two discuss Skibidi Toilet and it’s implications for humanity
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[@cooterbronson]

drew’s drag name is “miss information”

[@glitoris69]

this is so good

[@robyyynn]

@@glitoris69 glitoris 😍

[@pejig.598]

SLAYYYY

[@funkunko]

omfg

[@ijervan]

WAIIIT

[@Somebodycousin]

“God sends his tastiest babies to his hungriest pit bulls” is the funniest thing drew has ever said

[@okejtala]

fact

[@robyyynn]

drew not knowing what the Q meant in lgbtq makes so much sense

[@RyanZe89]

It means queef right

[@robyyynn]

@@RyanZe89yes!

[@helengrugett]

@@RyanZe89 correct

[@mafthew]

well a straight man wouldn't need to know that information!

[@Yioh59]

@@mafthewExactly!!

[@brooklynbaby05]

thank god drew’s mic was the one cutting out and not enyas

[@hritenour5729]

Him with the scissors💀💀

[@Mayo-gz7qx]

you’re just afraid of hearing the drewth

[@brooklynbaby05]

@@Mayo-gz7qx more like exhausted😵‍💫

[@LesDigitalDiaries]

no literally...

[@Dwilly345]

Ky coming back, this is lowkey like when Jesus revived

[@nataliefatalie]

Resurrected??? 😭

[@lilrunoo]

rebooted at the reboot van

[@rubyfitzmaurice1235]

Jesus a Fortnite skin now💀

[@robertavila1863]

“and on the 7th day, Ky has risen” - the Bible, probably

[@breanna2021]

drew saying "the action of your consequences" and then getting confused about what he said 5 seconds later😭 30:05

[@helengrugett]

omfg😭

[@breakfastclosed]

I SAY IT IN THIS ORDER EVERY SINGKE TIME

[@444laura]

I NOTICED THAT i was repeating it in my head over and over trying to figure out what was wrong

[@objectofyourdesire]

LMFAOO

[@skylerk126]

@@444lauraHELPP ME TOO

[@notdxvid]

i will now be calling wimbledon "wimpleton" just because it sounds funny

[@oatvanillamatcha]

the reality is a lot less fun 😔

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Drew’s mom being named Pam makes so much sense

[@robertavila1863]

Oh, you mean Enya’s side piece

[@jacobrivera1048]

@@robertavila1863*slam piece

[@kej244]

Ky saying the p word was such a jump scare, never let it happen again

[@rosethorns-]

this is one of my favorite parts of the simulation

[@AZVREIGN]

i love hearing enya’s stories w the girls they’re always soooo juicy

[@cowboylikepee]

why would ky come back to this toxic workplace environment

[@zain1423]

Enya is so faded during this😂😭😭😭😭💀

[@justice-zz7hp]

drew's psyop corner was phenomenal this week... my third eye is OPEN

[@jorjaclaire8255]

i hate that i watch this podcast within the first hour of it coming out and i am left with NOTHING all week. y’all my weekly motivation fr

[@yomama9204]

ky saying pussy might actually be the death of me

[@lolliprolli5645]

time?

[@fleabag592]

@@lolliprolli5645 girl stand up

[@mianieto6038]

@@lolliprolli5645 lmaooooo

[@scottm99]

the way drew sits in this ep is giving troll under the bridge… but he serves regardless

[@arayshh]

LMFAOOOOO

[@chrismorezart]

Found myself incessantly muttering “right….right” under my breath today…then I realized what day it was

[@prozac234]

enya is addicted to serving i swear!! there are no episodes in which i've seen her wearing an even remotely bad outfit

[@lou7557]

wb episode 29

[@mialawson]

⁠​⁠@@lou7557that outfit was cute

[@Olivia-kt9gr]

@@lou7557😭😭😭

[@khyber455]

@@lou7557uh uh that one was cute

[@funkunko]

@@lou7557ur going to hell

[@lwouldsetmyselfonfireforyou]

I’ve actually never felt a more parasocial connection to any Internet personality like I have to Drew Phillips it’s something serious

[@brayden6158]

FINALLY AN EP LONGER THAN AN HOUR

[@funkunko]

FR LIKE HELLLERRR

[@damimami5144]

by 4 minutes, c’mon😫

[@brayden6158]

@@damimami5144 ok YES but still. we’ve been starving

[@cutecatawww2347]

An ep longer than an hour ?? U can call that an album at that point 😂😂😂😂. I’m the funniest person alive

[@makayla3262]

@@damimami5144 we be eating the crumbs they give us

[@robyyynn]

wimpleton sounds like a new wingbot name😭

[@fourscore2685]

Drew’s psyop corner is slowly becoming my fav part of the eps

[@elyssamariew]

“the action of your consequences” LMAO

[@turgiv3728]

enya finally creating a leg position that rivals drew's

[@asmrizzy1574]

LMAO

[@__-ze3dy]

Im really stoned right now but i just want to say i have been watching you guys for YEARS and i think its so sweet how he still makes her laugh so much 🥺🥺

[@Jessiiealvarez]

I know they’re just cousins, but i ship them sooo hard❤🥹 the way Enya looks at drew ❤❤❤❤❤

[@asaplajosi333_]

😭😭😭

[@bergdorf66]

It’s funny how they added the old filter from tiktok to Drew’s face this whole video 😂🤣

[@grave6579]

That’s just his face

[@m.i.lmusicislife750]

I'm sure that Drew and Enya are from planet Uranus. They're clearly aliens.

[@avaerage5930]

Ur anus 😹

[@glcryhcle]

finally they have a mediator (ky)

[@biancanurnberger8539]

Maybe im crazy but everything drew says makes so much sense

[@robertavila1863]

The Drewth be like that

[@becca19216]

Riiightttt like hes not the CEO of the Drewth for nothing

[@ari1788]

begging for y’all to put the betterhelp ad read after drew talks about the alters

[@ange7ita]

that "huh" drew did at 30:00 took me out 😭

[@lastsonshine]

drew was way too funny this episode

[@izzyiguana]

god sending his tastiest babies to his hungriest pit bulls is crazyyy 😭

[@jolisamarie]

drew says the things me and my friends say when we’re sleep deprived and going insane

[@lorenzo8863]

This is Drew's Tiktok screentime recap of the week and fun stories by Enya show.

[@paigeh2611]

enya reveals every video that she needs to read more books,,, bc unf some of the things drew says are true😭

[@allegra.]

4:18 girl you mean WIMBLEDON??😭

[@becca19216]

wimpelton got me so badly

[@pvzzy_slyr]

Drew becoming more like manly men with those legs

[@igotsoup_]

Drew is giving L from deathnote lowkey ✨

[@aazzzyy]

temu ships faster than the EI merch

[@becca19216]

18:39 LMFAOO drews line deliveries are actually a gift

[@e4rth4ngel]

payday and a new episode? the universe loves me

[@nonopleaseno7941]

30:14 "ACTIONS BEFORE CONSEQUENCES" AND HE EVEN QUESTIONS IT TOO 😭😭😭✊

[@xxaiver444]

ky taking a second to say p***y 🤣

[@ari.6724]

the vibes of this episode are so wicked

[@isabelluh6450]

drew i'm not even joking i took a linguistic anthropology class in college once with a whole meme unit and i had to make a meme as a class assignment. you would have slayed as the professor

[@clairez8122]

Wow I love this

[@teaivanda]

would literally pay to know what he said at 17:10

[@revebitkat]

enyas long story was literally amazing

[@unlitrash]

no wait i promise self help books are actually rly fucking good like don’t knock it til you try it fr, ik the covers are so ridiculous but they’re actually super helpful

[@breakfastclosed]

Ik, but I used to talk the exact same way about therapy, (respectfully) ppl who know they aren’t really helping themselves or making changes will usually talk this way abt any form of self help

[@asmrizzy1574]

drew serving joe goldberg realness in this one

[@ALCEU1]

this is where i get all my information from.

[@yiuyiuv]

i’ve been going crazy all week but this has brought my sanity back to a level of normal happiness and no worry

[@Kingpugster]

drew single handedly returning me back to my palewave era

[@nicholasgeorge1336]

Are they on shrooms in this episode??? they seem like they are ON something lmao

[@71Jalex6]

Ky’s literally the peacemaker LOL

[@HH_brutal]

i love this show more than life itself

[@ALCEU1]

me tooooooooooooo

[@savannahwalton3274]

the male southern accent "shit" is one of the silliest sounds in the universe

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Omg ky’s back I can breathe again

[@GiftedMango]

If drew goes missing, we’ll know why

[@lilrunoo]

i would go into drastic student debt to go to drew’s class on memes

[@ANTHONYLUCKETT]

time to shut my brain off for an hour 😝

[@lykzzz__]

80% of this ep being enya trying to explain the nobu story is crazy 🤣

[@quantumqueef]

"what is a sidual" LMAO my schizo-coded brain loves a good sigil

[@bagofworms7625]

I love how this entire episode is just Drew's sciop corner for 40 minutes, literally insane

[@catlovr01]

I think you guys should record an episode where you’re completely serious and have discourse on topics like personal philosophies, the human condition, religion etc.

[@SunlightJO]

girl

[@carolinekraus252]

These episodes are literally the only thing getting me through the week

[@kiaramb]

drew is such a texas man when he speaks about alien and conspiracies

[@baileytaylor203]

Pls god lmaooooo 55:30 I am that dying cashier !!!!! It’s always just me I screamed

[@paranoidhag]

15:43 Ok..that’s Drew’s craziest take to date, and then Enya trying so hard to process

[@robyyynn]

drew’s side part is kindaaa eating

[@luethings]

thanks so much for the podcast!! will be a bittersweet last episode next week!

[@Mollyw._]

This is the only thing that keeps my heart pumping

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

Another episode of enya telling her experience with creepy men involved

[@sarajack5]

yuhhh finally an hour long episode thank you girls

[@celestezana8426]

literally watching this from the psych ward guys 😍

[@ATRAXXUSA]

It’s not siduals Drew it’s sigils 💀😭

[@reneeaissance]

drew’s psyop corner could have arguably been this whole episode

[@dahvae5324]

why do I be watching the better help ads lit asf

[@Liz-dz6td]

drew shaking the phone sent a chill down my spine

[@joesaydee]

High af rn watching this love y’all

[@user-fg1yg8ws6f]

the baby gronk livvy dunne bit was so funny😭😭😭

[@Ratgirl67]

finally they uploaded I was about to combust

[@Jawbreaker18]

Drew looks like the main character in you

[@izzylopez6123]

omg we need an ep explaining the creation of the tay k diss track😩🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@wavetojulie]

im slowly becoming obsessed with drew’s chair…

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

Back with the 1hr+ eps?!?! SLAYYYYYY💀‼️❤️

[@emmawilson3989]

Just back from a music festival and kinda freaking out and coming down so throw on my fave podcast and it's just drew being crazy for an hour

[@alexandra1147]

Why was I genuinely shaken by the hungry pitbull take

[@user-co4zt9sd5e]

them posting on my birthday was the best gift ever🙏

[@blisteryurt]

happy birthday :>

[@user-co4zt9sd5e]

@@blisteryurtthank uu😛🙇‍♀️💝

[@themelodramaticfemale]

We’ve been lacking a little in the awkward silence department recently

[@mckennaspaulding5995]

WHYYY DID KY SAY PUSSY LIKE THATTTT

[@c4lico.]

when.

[@leyyaahmed]

They kinda are like Chrissy teigen and John legend

[@sarahmckay252]

i love when drew talks like jeremy strong sometimes

[@lilianaingham6279]

this is acryally the craziest episode in a while

[@samirz4546]

they rebooted ky at the reboot van periodd

[@invilleradieuse]

enya this episode is literally me whenever i have to listen to a man talk about his interests

[@chloethatgnome8266]

YES YES I LOVE THIS PODCAST!

[@briiannaaa77]

oh my god… enya is severely addicted to serving