Emergency Intercom - Episode 106 (we think you are toxic)

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[@dagnycriss3913]

How is drew not paralyzed from the way he contorts his body to sit on that godforsaken chair

[@supernovacowboy]

Right it looks so tired 😥😥

[@bla_zian]

he is, they just green screen his lower half - funny enough, that's also what allows them to post and monetize these podcasts since youtube would ice the channel if his huge juicy dick n bawlz bulge was in frame

[@ylopezzz4244]

skill I think

[@khyber455]

that boy is flexible...

[@alexagomez6700]

if anything it un paralyzed him

[@kozmotis21]

drew is serving retired basketball player with a fractured spine and enya is his candy stripe nurse wheeling him around

[@bla_zian]

this prolly the best one

[@dyke_420]

nurse he’s out again!

[@jaju2240]

Omfg i’m crying

[@4ngellvc874]

Sounds like an ahs season

[@katelynfaren3205]

Also enyas natural curly hair is goals

[@madi8586]

eating my Caesar salad and fries while watching the mean lady and the twink

[@bla_zian]

wait which one is which

[@lockedjaw1238]

Girl lunch

[@jjasiain3123]

need

[@kx175]

I love referring to the podcast as this

[@tauruspainter]

Hairy little twink /demonic

[@connseysesil970]

Literally my best friends that I see for an hour every Friday

[@hannahpatterson6868]

The mindset is giving toxic

[@khyber455]

@@hannahpatterson6868ok...

[@kncves6092]

⁠the mindset is giving anti delusional 💔

[@angela-ul2dk]

real

[@kvnio]

literally

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Omg when enya said “this is what the Barbie movie does to ppl” I died 😅

[@127mate]

i love fridays bc i get to hear mama & peepaws senile thoughts

[@victoria_derp]

wearing a pad in a pool is NOT a universal thing

[@amicst]

Right i was like enya???

[@daktta2620]

some of us are braver than others..

[@m00nlovr]

she was talking ab parents who don’t allow their daughter’s to wear tampons ever even if they went to the pool or anywhere to swim

[@Peepeepoopoo5543]

I wore a pad to the pool and it inflated and turned to jelly from absorbing all the water

[@atzthetic]

nah this in fact is that or bleeding out in the pool parents be crazy

[@Dawgfather]

Please never stop doing Drew's psyop corner

[@starr_grl]

drew and enya calling us toxic is so ironic

[@bla_zian]

the real irony is how stinky my butt is compared to drew's scalp(his dander is reminiscent of nuclear fallout and burns my sinus cavities leaving cancerous boils)

[@davidbasa9985]

@@bla_zianthis is so real

[@amazingcoolboy212]

@@bla_zian none of these words were in the bible

[@bla_zian]

@@davidbasa9985 i know right like since when is my atomic badonkadonk being outrun in the stank race?? the way i treat the air around me after i eat anything with fiber or dairy and THIS is the thanks I get???

[@bla_zian]

first of all, i don't read that. and number do2s, i donut reed anyway also

[@babysp1c3666]

they’ve had the EXACT same conversation about rabies and bats before💀💀 the homophobia and everything

[@sunnylancaster3068]

no yeah i was so confused because i was re listening to that episode last night so i thought i clicked on it again or it switched videos or something💀

[@andynat1on]

it reminded me of drews rant about koalas and how weird they are😭

[@nadiiiiiiiib]

no they literally mentioned in one of the last episodes how they repeat conversations every single day 😭

[@3dgatt]

Drew is gunna have a seizure when he finds out stanly cups test positive for lead 😭😭😭

[@abigailh1569]

they literally would not be able to sell them

[@saniya8885]

@@abigailh1569they do though

[@abigailh1569]

@@saniya8885 …… 😐 ok.

[@val6nt9ne]

the lead isn’t even on an area of the cup that people are exposed to. it shouldn’t affect people unless they peel the layer off and use it then. but they could do without using lead at all in their products.

[@abigailh1569]

@@val6nt9ne right that would be sooooooo illegal

[@hunterfootman4884]

Get enya on a pit crew in nascar, immediately!

[@demirenee1745]

when enya talked about the pad in the pool i was like “omg yea that’s crazy that we literally all live the same lives!” then i went to the comments and i was immediately silenced.

[@cheyannehall13]

I’m here for us to speak our truth.

[@nataliek.8076]

ME TOO AHDBDHAHAH

[@chessipadilla8398]

SAME BYE

[@yospookz]

them calling us toxic is by far the most we've ever been gaslighted by them

[@SavedPdf]

It really isn't, theyve said some wack stuff before... and this is just true lol

[@laneyd9044]

every time they say inferring instead of implying it takes 40 years off of my life

[@nia6674]

HELP

[@Alan_Shv]

well then you already went below the negative number of years left to live rip

[@rebecaromero2957]

I’m like period synced with enya but with our depression episodes

[@treasureharvey8346]

literally ever since i started watching the podcast, and enya said she was on her period i was also on mine.

[@edwinmurillo5780]

the way drew sits actually sends chills up my spine

[@molls1639]

Drew really working hard out here with the notes app and everyone just bullying him 😅

[@penelopehunter3442]

if we’re toxic y’all are are a whole chemical power plant.

[@elvisjoelle]

wait, enya changing the tire is so badass tho

[@saturnd4ze]

if you think about it it emergency intercom is kind of like a scrap book of the culture for our generation like a history book if u will

[@tiaunasmith312]

A birds eye and a child's smile is an insane thing to say

[@scarletworsley2656]

You guys literally made me feel so safe in the most unsettling way

[@sarahwoods1859]

i get the most insane deja vu when i watch emergency intercom. like it’s weird

[@livishtv]

Cause they talk about the same five things 😭

[@braeden563]

probably because you’re not real

[@clouttt7105]

I just had the worst first day of school but knowing that they’re here to cheer me up makes the day a lil better

[@alexapavon3200]

literallyyyy

[@JdogponyXD]

I'm sorry you had a bad day, I hope it turns around for you!

[@Loverboy-rg7eo]

Thank you specifically Enya for the episode

[@cuviefien]

to have a positive comment, thank you so much for you guys committing every Friday to feed us these very entertaining podcasts. i really do look forward for your videos every week. thank you so much for your guy's realness and transparency, it's very comforting. i literally was 12 yrs old when I first started watching enya, and now I'm 20 still keeping up with all your videos.

[@LHAFF]

Hey GIRLS just escaped my abusive home today in a trap house and cleaning the kitchen because it’s dirty AF , had to listen to my girls ❤love you! Hope I don’t die XOXO (I’m 17)

[@damiancarrillocarr380]

what

[@corveina694]

white

[@hispenids]

pog

[@anon-ml9wu]

drew is jesus in disguise he cant get away with this

[@bla_zian]

what i've been SAYING

[@baileytaylor203]

He’s the anti christ

[@atzthetic]

it's the drewth

[@_isai_alvarez_]

Ky's dark energy is causing all of these events.

[@robertavila1863]

Ky literally is inspo to ‘DaVinci Code: Angels & Demons’ movie

[@chaplinmaster2795]

it feels like im watching two characters with the opposite moods interacting. enya is so cranky it feels like she’s having a dark cloud over her head while drew’s in a good mood and feels like he is surrounded by butterflies you know like in catroons

[@groan69420]

enya told the bat story so much faster than the first episode when she took literally forever because drew was distracting her

[@adrriizzle]

The Birds Eye and child’s smile thing is actually a lyrical master piece

[@baileytaylor203]

When I was little and indoctrinated lmao I used to go to church camp and there was a counselor who used to literally be like “I am Jesus.” And it turned out he was actually like really mentally ill lmao we thought it was a bit

[@benkoren7980]

Drew saying Sasha Coby instead of Colby twice was soo..😭

[@ellie-roseelferink8239]

I be giggling and kicking my feet in the air this whole episode

[@CrayonsAreForever]

I got swine flu and it was so bad I couldn’t lay down without getting up to cough so I had to sleep sitting up to prevent dying in my sleep from lack of oxygen. I went to the doctor’s, but the treatment for it back then was like meds I’m pretty sure and an inhaler. It was scary as hell because I was only 11yrs old so I didn’t really know how to explain my symptoms and I cried every night lmao. it killed my immune system too which is crazy.

[@nia6674]

I’ve been with you guys since I was 12 thank you so much for developing my very specific sense of humor that only 1 person understands and nobody else 😅

[@gayperson2329]

thats crazy ihope u read books and keep ur brain healthy

[@nia6674]

@@gayperson2329 THIS COMMENT PLEASE. I promise I do 😭

[@JESSEGUZMAN48]

Emergency intercom is my wingbot❤️

[@michelle.delarge]

I watch every episode three time back to back when they’re first uploaded

[@femaledogiselle]

u guys are so lucky to have me i rewatch each episode once a day ntil friday

[@viviancastillo1464]

5:30 flavor of love where New York was making fun of one of the girls for saying she looked like beyoncé 😭😭

[@missheatmisery]

drew saying he looks like beyoncé as if he isn’t literally serving ted kaczynski…

[@livbaumgartner]

donald chomp is literally so iconic

[@orenymartinez4597]

it’s actually so unhealthy how i understand every reference in this video..

[@SunriseOpportune]

$300 eyelashes are so Texas

[@lorenzo8863]

Not even 40 seconds and it's already psyop corner

[@maxlupin]

drew i wore the same outfit as you like a month ago when hanging out with friends and i felt so out of place and uncool but seeing you wearing it actually reassured me about what i wore that night so thank you

[@shilo3332]

Drew looks like the after picture of a before n after of a homless guy getting his life together

[@Alan_Shv]

and it's the one where they mistakenly mixed the pictures and put the bad one on the 'after' side

[@shilo3332]

@@Alan_Shv STOP💀

[@ceeangel]

They just keep giving me new things to fear in life every ep😭😭

[@donutblood]

Wait i know exactly what drew is talking about with the mirror ego death, i used to do that all the time when I was like 10

[@Somebodycousin]

I hope enya feels better

[@brianasandoval9792]

I work at a retirement home on the weekends and this is the first thing I listen to on a Saturday morning thank you drew and enya

[@Purest_form]

Honey its time for your weekly brainrot

[@LovefromZiggy]

I’m a lil late but Drew you should switch back(?) to Hydroflask, Stanley cups are sealed with a lead solder (lead sealed), and hydroflask have always tested as lead-free.

[@JordySan]

can y’all get REBECCA BLACK on the pod PLZ

[@bubili10000]

U win the gayest comment this week

[@soups1083]

Omg i just know they could do it

[@knives5150]

an episode for my birthday !! one year closer to making my psyop wide spread

[@bla_zian]

yassss queen lmk if you need help convincing anyone of anything(i gaslit all of my exes until they checked themselves into a mental hospital)

[@Sap_707]

Happy birthday

[@bla_zian]

@@Sap_707 it's not my birthday you queer

[@glitoris69]

this made me realize i will have my very own birthday episode next friday

[@fluxusjpg]

my favorite thing enya does is serve face to the camera during moments of silence 47:40

[@sirmisterbri5382]

Thank you Enya, love and appreciate ya ❤

[@jizzmaster4000]

sometimes i leave them talking on my computer when i go to the bathroom so when i come back it feels like i have friends

[@loulou7732]

Drew is SO real for that looking in the mirror talk it gets scary real fast

[@kaylee3752]

the man talking about femininity while enya changed the tire 🙄

[@Weissdigital]

Thank u, needed to find this comment MFKS be on the sideline talkin dumb goofy shxt. Lowkey dissin drew

[@kaylee3752]

@@Weissdigital omg literallyy

[@hyllb]

the stanley cup is senddddding literally screamed when he pulled it out

[@xeobabylon]

speaking of PERIODS, im currently bleeding out and trying to reinflate my flattened busted uterus and you both are saving the day

[@okkia4122]

Me listning to drew repeat a TikTok I saw verbatim to explain to enya

[@ruby3168]

drew is serving minion and enya is his evil villian

[@fielpiel8144]

Enyas hair looks so good this episode!!

[@giselleenriquezmarti]

Drew being a Stanley girl is sending me

[@lili-mu6cp]

i was at the beach all day and this is exactly what i need to go to sleep

[@lucil7209]

Happy freebleed friday!

[@flyalonepilotjones]

litiwally just what i needed

[@mqriojuana]

this was such a funny episode omg

[@raegan2404]

Enya: b- you are hydrophobic. You need to take a shower Drew: *takes a sip of Stanley* and that’s Dr Pepper

[@Talk2MeNice]

Not the strangers scolding the shit out of Drew 😭😭😭

[@rose-tw5qg]

my favorite thing to do after watching emergency intercom is ready emergency intercoms comment section.

[@444laura]

enya fixing the tire was so sexy mama empowerment queen

[@whenthepawn99]

I have never swam in a pool with a pad and I don't think I know anyone who has

[@sadie159]

right 😭😭

[@whenthepawn99]

​@@sadie159like wouldn't it soke up the water and sag down when you get out of the water???

[@whenthepawn99]

Soak* oops

[@breakfastclosed]

I CRINGED LIKE NO.... U DIDNT..... NOT UNIVERSAL BESTIE

[@evermoreseason]

enya and drew predicted the rise of send it to me rachel

[@brb4456]

its bc they are THE trendstters

[@milksteak4271]

The little smile Drew did at 0:57 was so precious

[@gioovannni_]

28:29 That literally made a piece of Spicy Nacho Dorito come out my nose

[@savannahgibbs2754]

my siblings and i always use “violate”. like instead of “damn you got roasted”, it’s “damn you got violated” “damn that was a violation”. it just hits different

[@thebabywasgreen2849]

The Jesus was seen video is my #1 funniest

[@haleymeghan4805]

You guys don’t need your own camera you need a SOUNDBOARD

[@crepefullofberries]

Made my day!!❤

[@jadadavui6860]

Cant say I ever wore a pad in the pool I just wouldn’t swim

[@ANTHONYLUCKETT]

drew is so humble for not bragging about his tesla. guys he’s not rich🙄

[@joshsantana2507]

Yes new episode on my birthday! Thanks mom and dad❤❤

[@One-eo5lj]

happy birthday joshie

[@xavi1298]

happy birthday babydoll i hope i can wish you another one next year 🫂🤍

[@krystalnavarro]

I luv enyas hair so much !!!

[@dat_kidooo7680]

7:15 i always thought of it as penut butter and jelly

[@treasureharvey8346]

starting off this episode absolutely serving crazy insane boots per usual 😍😍😍

[@maggie_e2]

Someone drop the time stamp where drew said Batman no Gotham I DIED at that part I can’t find it.

[@kix_l.m]

When drew was straining to tighten his mic 😂😂😂😂

[@anabenitez6174]

enya listeing to my fav song ever (everything reminds me of her- elliot smith) had me jumping up and down, im giddy fr

[@anotherwasiangirl]

im thinking about the pad soaking up all the chlorine and piss molecules in the pool and i wish i was dead

[@Megan-wo5cv]

drew is always on that damn phone omggg stop it

[@camerondoig1439]

😂

[@CrayonsAreForever]

right before drew said “what the hell was that sound?” my parrot made a “yoohoo!” whistle and I had to scroll back to make sure it was my bird

[@ruthmartinez3774]

The pad in the pool is so true tho

[@Brianna-yf6jy]

drew’s hips have to be so misaligned, there is no way sitting like that hasn’t done damage. the chiropractors would eat his hips up.

[@tayanamcintosh4029]

Feeling so iPad baby for watching this o my lunch break while eating chicken nuggies and apple juice

[@Ioisgriffin]

Yes i am the toxic