Emergency Intercom - Episode 67 (Men shouldn't cry)

[@liyanagloria]

drew single handedly started the sassy man apocalypse

[@drewmono8151]

A new pandemic begins

[@reaganlo1254]

Drew is not a sassy man

[@elizabethg3691]

@@drewmono8151 pandrewmic

[@jessse22]

100%

[@chance_ooo5663]

facts

[@ジョニー-v1h]

omg i’m giggling at enya saying “famish” instead of famine and drew SOO nearly picking up on it but just deciding he’s confused 😭😭

[@oscarkamala]

famish is a word hun

[@ジョニー-v1h]

@@oscarkamala didn’t say it wasn’t, hun!

[@gabriela_hernandez01]

@@oscarkamala when ppl go thru famine’s they r famished ❤

[@bnd4932]

@@gabriela_hernandez01 😮gh. H 😮😮😮😮 B 😮 Bb B 😅 Bhb

[@emmyhuff5844]

wearing my emergency intercom sweatshirt, sipping a redbull, holding my fake birkin, ready for today’s episode

[@cherryraez]

ur so real queen

[@yungcunt1717]

i aspire to be you

[@Theeunclefrank]

Don’t forget the wig

[@Khamthegoblin]

this is literally so real of you to share thank you so much

[@shroommbloomm]

ur the realest ever Love U girl

[@emilybarrios6188]

Enya gatekeeping the vacation location when Drew literally said it was Iceland a few episodes ago lol

[@zonk35]

LMAO

[@tbh8922]

enya giving 90s romcom and drew giving gay uncle once again👏

[@9notz]

LMFAOOO GAY UNCLE!!!???

[@gottakeepaneyeout4slenerr591]

He's actually giving straight uncle 🙄

[@bakigoodeye7734]

Enya looks like she's about to scream "I'M A STAR PLEASE!!!!!"

[@zonk35]

indubitably

[@Abby-wm2zk]

She really does look like Mia

[@amandaaaa]

okay predicting the future!!!

[@bakigoodeye7734]

@@amandaaaa I KNOW RIGHT!?

[@lightspeedbeast]

Ky getting bolder with his interjections is wild

[@leahjackson8340]

The famine from Enyas past life was so traumatic that she’s subconsciously blocked out the word and instead can only say famish

[@felipequintana6398]

This is my favorite podcast to bite my nails to

[@Ty-sw9gb]

I swear to god I read this whilst biting my nails

[@Belo9606]

TWIN I was literally biting mine when I saw this

[@miffyroll]

ready for my weekly therapy (i need to see a real therapist immediately)

[@andressa8237]

real

[@anyawx6812]

same 🤪

[@unnameableuser_]

i lw feel bad for having i feel like i’m paying for w friend to hear me out 😂

[@deftonesshawty3158]

have you heard of better help?

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

I like how instead of hiding her burps and trying to make them quiet Enya leans into the mic and really forces them out

[@palo5a]

drew lifting up enyas skirt was the craziest thing ive ever seen him do osmdheiso

[@idklol-eu6fh]

literally its so crazy considering he's straight and they're fucking cousins

[@McCondom]

Enya, Please can you ask drew to formally apologise to me after he trampled me down and stole my poppers at the Arca concert a while back. The selfie he took was taken while his foot was firmly planted on my head. Though yes I was able to be under his succulent feet, it was generally unpleasant as I had no poppers left. So either an apology or swift return of my poppers would suffice. Many thanks

[@jaelilo8028]

good luck get those poppers babe

[@ifyouseekamy2596]

I was actually there…. I can confirm this happened

[@McCondom]

@@ifyouseekamy2596 I hope you’re reading this Drew😡 or Enya🤤, I got evidence now😤

[@angela-ul2dk]

i'm so sorry that happened to you. i hope you get justice

[@makennamacomber5309]

This is so wrong…. I could literally picture his piggies rn it’s infuriating.

[@4ndrst]

watching this doing a full face for my dads funeral and i can't help thinking about how my pain doesn't even compare to the hardships enya goes through for being so fucking fine

[@ct3407]

I love when enya wears really like gorgeous women adult looking clothing while saying the stuff she’s does it’s so funny

[@finzonneveld622]

Drew continuing to get the 'every day' TikTok audio thing wrong after Enya says it like five times is absolutely hilarious.

[@aracxlis176]

drew saying "i would def get scurvy, give me the candy fuck the oranges" is so flapjack and captain knuckles

[@montes4480]

This comment is gold LOL

[@carina-kb8yh]

"They grind up ringo star'' im dying 😭

[@iamme2226]

drew said "you know that one meme like the vibes are off today, no ur just malnourished" babes that was literally from a past emergency intercom episode

[@samanthadrade212]

why is everyone watching the podcast either recovering from the craziest surgery ever or going through the worst depression of their life

[@Loove.momo0919]

The depression is just a lifestyle at this point lmao

[@CutePandaLoloGaming]

because the drewth is spreading

[@venus-rq7ou]

sometimes when drew goes on deep scientific rants it goes over my head completely and I try so hard to understand but it eventually turns into a blur but that is so sexy of him

[@venus-rq7ou]

he could literally be lying though

[@zonk35]

that apple thing had me so confused but it’s ok

[@laurendowling138]

this just cured my bacterial vaginosis 🙏🏻

[@clartt]

okay but proof (please)🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kinkustree7499]

aww☺️

[@user88810]

yayyy

[@o0048]

what about the yeast infection

[@jooon777]

Me tuning into emergency intercom instead of tuning into therapy

[@ale-kc5bi]

enya screaming “ EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU HEAD” 😭😭😭😭 like i literally can’t breathe 💀💀💀💀 that whole screaminf segment was literally so funny

[@lyk929]

id actually got so scared & embarrassed if some random short lady started yelling at me 😭😭 why are they so scary

[@nah4205]

i'd either laugh or cry, that lady was unhinged

[@catherine341]

them repeating the adam driver line in my ear over and over again has probably hexed me so thanks for that

[@xavi1298]

i want to see them talk about parasocial relationships in a future episode

[@leif5538]

Had surgery yesterday and I’m high on morphine, I’ve been WAITING for this episode 🤤

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

mail me 1

[@macaronicheese0]

drew liking biking makes sense as a bi king

[@pedrosalles9273]

Enyas lip shade in this video is so right.

[@xavi1298]

the way i can tell enya did not retain any of that matter info drew said

[@lorenzo8863]

The ongoing Beatles hating interruptions crack me up every single time

[@wormiekarma2563]

The clay figures falling apart is honestly on brand for them

[@danielthoams6833]

I've been rewatching from the beginning an I feel like you guys are becoming more mature every episode or maybe y'all are becoming more comfortable

[@melisuhh_]

Deadass I think they are maturing and it’s so nice because in a way we are also growing and maturing with them

[@punivella]

@@melisuhh_ no we are not

[@zimecca7060]

@@punivella right

[@melisuhh_]

@@punivella yeah i like to lie :/

[@karma52387]

i think their frontal lobes are fully developed now 😕

[@thepumpkinplays]

drew could make a fortune off selling his bottled tears

[@kiaraholloway7728]

Yes, or even his bath water

[@kiaraholloway7728]

But it would be brown and stinky which would make it more valuable

[@yanetteescobedo634]

After watching all 67 episodes I realized I need real therapy. 1st session is next week. Slay. Boots.

[@avery4164]

every episode i like to check on the little clay figures to see which part of them is missing 🥰

[@tz5616]

day 1 post op of my surgery and in severe pain and depression but seeing this pop up genuinely made my day thank you

[@nireya]

hope you heal quickly and feel better soon!! ❤️

[@tz5616]

@@nireya thank you sm!! 💗

[@meghan3964]

drew calling crumbl cookies a texas delicacy

[@imtaylorgray2076]

Drew not being able to repeat the marriage story line no matter how many times Enya repeats it to him

[@danielwaynemiller]

Actually crazy how I’m trained like a DOG to click notification, like and listen.

[@danielwaynemiller]

Like I am LITERALLY Pavlov’s dog.

[@clartt]

okay but this is giving sub 🤨 me too

[@jackie-v6h6n]

drew being a science nerd and enya rejecting it every time is a tradition for emergency intercom

[@Sofia-hw1xv]

having drew explain the theory on why there is more iPhones but no cure for cancer, just gave me flashbacks from when my ex used to mansplain. Also I will never believe anything drew ever says straight from the dome I’m sorry cause not him tryna gaslight us

[@ariel4186]

Announcing a 2 week break right before episode 69??? Something big is coming ..

[@patienceduhh]

33:58 “shaken baby survivor” LMAOOO

[@baileywood2933]

i have a fever and this cured me instantly

[@lejdidj]

my family just tied me down in front of the tv and forced my eyes open to listen to this. please send help

[@cnmngrl]

it’s the A Clockwork Orange effect 🤔

[@blahblahlalah]

your family is so real for that

[@cerealucenthusiast6416]

Congratulations to Drew and Enya for having the most amazing voices, hearing their vocal chords just vibrating in unison makes me squirm uncontrollably.

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

Re: washing your fruit, I've seen how fruit shipments are inspected at ports, someone blasts a pesticide aerosol into the pallet and watches to see if bugs run out. No bugs = it's good. So, you have to worry about those few fruits that got a concentrated blast of literal poison just all over them, among other things.

[@Graymage69420]

Enya listing iron deficiency symptoms and calling it “genetic sad Girl syndrome”

[@parkerfilms3038]

7:01 trying to spot Drew and Enya serving is like looking for hidden Mickeys at Disney

[@hannahfarrell6178]

Enya as stage mom, mouthing the lines and coaching drew for his next huge reboot role

[@mcgillicuddy]

35:27 I was so confused because I thought in that situation they were buying a snack with their OWN debit card, I didn't realize he meant the dead persons debit card, I was like damn is it really that serious LOL

[@macybehrens7530]

the car crash sound effect story has me dying laughing who would ever think to do that

[@corpsedoll1115]

I needed this so damn badly

[@nctloona127]

the vibes aren’t off you’re just malnourished 😭😭

[@xavi1298]

THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SLANDER I NEED A LONGER SEGMENT OF THAT PLEASEEEE

[@ghostplant24]

I heard "wife pleaser" the other day. I liked it! 😃

[@gigi.gal.277]

37:42 drew is me i’ve never felt more seen for laughing at my own jokes as my friends stand by and condemn me

[@gagaleras]

The way this helps me distract myself from being a teacher (which is a job I do not recommend if you want to relax) yet constantly reminding me that I'm 24 and old af... But fr thank you guys and hope you come back to Europe, I'm from Spain and summer festivals are something else here, give them a tryyy 💘💘

[@17th_angel]

I play the paranoia game everyday inside my own brain I cant escape someone please help

[@nah4205]

slayyy

[@Khamthegoblin]

48:31 WHY'D SHE DEVOUR KY LIKE THAT, OMFG 😭😭

[@kennij]

A fell asleep with the podcast on and I fully experienced the whole thing in my dream

[@cloverlys]

them singing kacey musgraves holding hands healed something in me fr

[@joshbishop7134]

The car crash bit has me wheezinngggg

[@xavi1298]

literally 3 seconds in and drew already pissed me off

[@stacey-faith4285]

mommy enya’s been looking soooo good

[@pedrosalles9273]

The time ya'll release is so strategic. I leave work after a week of getting violated and just want to hear crazy thoughts, cause my brain is pulp.

[@xavi1298]

bye the thought of ky n drew starting a union should not put fear in me like it did

[@vroyuh1176]

You guys really are the only thing to motivate me to get out of bed in the morning sometimes for real

[@jaelilo8028]

every friday we inch closer to episode 69.

[@lyk929]

unfortunately i was 6 minutes late so rn i'm listening to this in 2x so i can catch up to the honorary members 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@alexisflores9284]

the part where drew talks about the apple in the steel box, i neeeeeeeed to read & watch the media he’s consuming

[@stinkypicklemonster]

why did enya make me nervous like she was looking and pointing at ME when she asked if it was too zoomed in.. 😳

[@malayalee9047]

the drewth is spreading like a wildfire and his sexiness is growing exponentially

[@_-lydia-_8175]

It took me a whole month to watch all episodes at work but I've finally done it🥞 I've been indoctrinated by the drewth and am spreading it to my bf🧸

[@emilysullivan5307]

I literally did a spit take when drew talked about pegging with a peg leg

[@nah4205]

You don't see bird shit on the ground because dogs are always slurping it up. I always catch my dogs doing it, and I won't always be there to stop them 😔.

[@elenamacentee1135]

The relief this podcast gives me from my anxiety is insane i love you guys

[@gisel3679]

not me forgetting my headphones and having to hear this out loud

[@gisel3679]

blessing everyone near me their ears

[@mcgillicuddy]

that apple in a steel box video blew my mind too drew

[@lani4796]

when drew was talking about quantum physics I was genuinely falling asleep

[@bellar6175]

ENYA GETTING YELLED AT BY THE LADY IS SOOO FUNNY

[@carmelaa24]

drew repeatedly reciting the Adam driver line lmao

[@alexthx]

2:58 drew being such a sweet boyfriend and fixing enya’s mic,, i love their relationship ❤

[@pearldark6026]

But imagine if the nurse asked the dying patient if they could get chocolate on their card and the dying patient was like of course you’ve been looking after me it’s on me girl... what then

[@tianahartono7207]

when drew looked up enya's skirt 🤣

[@Yungsurfer]

44:36 she just said the craziest shit I’ve ever heard and they all acted like it normal …

[@kwetaa]

the way i was listening to love never felt so good today... this is insane

[@sarah5186]

i postponed my heart surgery for this

[@emilybarr4817]

I binged all the episodes this week just for y’all to go on a break soon 😂

[@marina-fg4st]

a highlight of my week u guys have been here thru my ENTRE TEENAGE HOOD and have impacted my mind and life forEVER ! thank u!!!

[@Joeonv]

Seated, Sat, Satten, for Emergency Intercom

[@paranoidhag]

8:44 This made me laugh so fucking hard

[@stacey-faith4285]

enya is so boss lady in this episode

[@jneshalo]

they are my favorite characters in my life

[@idab6864]

Okay, in an episode from a year ago Enya compared Beyonce to Aphex Twin and now she's comparing One Direction to Radiohead, these crimes against humanity do NOT go unnoticed, Enya!!!!!

[@slayingthebootsdown4398]

enya is so good at the adam driver voice

[@leodricaprio]

pls don’t take an indefinite break pls i literally live for y’all and i don’t have tiktok so i can’t make the thirst ones

[@csvtso8711]

Ky's 'suggestion' at 51:40 actually made me so uncomfortable