Emergency Intercom - Episode 87 (being depressed without sadness)

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Drew is still fighting the puff bar allegations, widespread seasonal depression is destroying the world and we finally figure out why imagine dragons has over a billion monthly listeners on Spotify. Enya talks about clogging her toilet by flushing a giant sucker fish and it rotting/stinking up the entire house
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[@juliawasserman6663]

It’s so fun when they show each other pictures and things were not allowed to see, reminds me of being bullied in high school :)

[@eypu999]

Truee

[@jadadavui6860]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@hannahg3738]

HAHAHAHA

[@alex.2127]

😭😭😭

[@alana6236]

😭😭😭😭

[@ellnavy7382]

why are their zoom episodes literally gifts from the gods

[@sassyp98]

Literally I shouted iconic once I saw that zoom layout

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Bc ky’s face literally brings world peace

[@TWlNKlPEDlA]

Because bb girl ky is visible 😜🥰💖

[@noahferrer8274]

Pls don’t make them think we want more of these…

[@ellnavy7382]

@@noahferrer8274 you’re right it’s more of a need

[@ikovru7867]

It is insane how manly Drew’s voice has gotten since the start. He has now become a manly man, able to provide for a stable family.

[@lindseys9638]

as a straight man should🙌👍

[@WhatsAOlivia]

The testosterone is dripping from him

[@bjj1922]

He just turned 16 I believe so understandable he's going through changes

[@abbym07]

@@bjj1922 LMFAOOAOOOA

[@babymellow7775]

Provide for me the fuck

[@wanderowo9763]

every episode drew has to address the puff bar allegations. addiction is real.

[@mingming8655]

😭😭😭

[@Mikaylap713]

Also.. not Joan rivers being dead lol

[@michelle.delarge]

Ky being nervous around new men is so real

[@cool5408]

Ky Newman

[@brookedemers7605]

@@cool5408wait…

[@alexismendoza4216]

ky NEWMAN 💜

[@Jmpwfdpdl]

❤✨Ky Newman✨❤️

[@ylopezzz4244]

the way ky was about to open up and drew interrupts by saying he’s on the “dick team” is so funny 😭

[@cinnamonegirle]

Enya is really serving mother of two who makes tiktoks of cutting up cheese blocks for their toddlers and putting them in sectioned lunchboxes

[@krisleekyle1753]

drew having dysphoria every time he gets on zoom is so me

[@kaylawilliams5896]

LMAOOO ik like he is so real for that

[@jakubciokosz7095]

drew looks like a botany professor with those damn plants behind him

[@dn-li7ww]

he Is!!!! he is

[@padparade]

@@dn-li7ww you’re lying to yourself

[@elleselle]

why did i think u meant lobotomy professor

[@carlyrobinson6179]

i scream when i see that ky has his own square in the zoom episodes

[@samirz4546]

FRR

[@lilliepads]

I cream

[@ang8074]

Girl if you don’t calm down…

[@_stargirl]

just got released from the psych ward the other day and i’m already back to watching this podcast 💀💀💀💀

[@kookvszn]

welp now you gotta go back after watching this🤦🏽‍♀️

[@zharik]

welcome back to emergency intercom

[@savedmp3]

Did we ask

[@vamnpire_]

i asked

[@Josh-dp6iu]

One thing about girls who get admitted is best believe they gonna let you know about it

[@avery4164]

we won’t forget what you guys did to ky in his vlog #justiceforky

[@wjhenk1]

justice forky

[@lilsharty248]

justice forky

[@0dayyy]

@@wjhenk1 IM DEAD

[@byong9954]

Just ice forky

[@clocker9000]

Why does ky want just ice

[@aftwhat]

lowkey wish they could one day make the zoom link public and we could watch it live and then they randomly accept people onto the call and we get to talk to them for like 3 minutes

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

Oh god you know, their fans are obsessed and so many are children, trust, it'd be a nightmare

[@eypu999]

@@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN dk about the children part but the obsession part seems to be true

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

@@eypu999 I know the discord trended so young that I felt like it was inappropriate that I even be in there. Then again, the active users probably also are disproportionately younger fans like, older ones maybe got a lot more going on, less time to shit post. Hard to know

[@eypu999]

@@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN really? Interesting, is it a public discord?

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

@@eypu999 you have to pay for the Patreon to get in, but if you cancel you don't get kicked

[@devonelias6363]

Ky's silent goofy laugh does it for me every single time

[@migakunt]

Enya is so brave for sharing her experience with ptsd but absolutely disgusting that Ky was laughing at her experience

[@moonbootz5499]

being “depressed” without the sadness is genuinely so annoying, because you know you’ll reach a point where you get so fed up with yourself that you’ll be driven to feel the sadness. currently in my sad girl era😔

[@echoloux]

when you consume all of their content and now your depressions are in sync 😍😍

[@echoloux]

no but literally it’s like when girls hangout together so much that their periods get synchronized or whatever

[@theiaxo]

depression cycle family

[@kaylawilliams5896]

beyond real

[@braeden563]

@@echoloux yeah you should and stop being annoying in comment sections

[@aluardghirmai5010]

@@braeden563mao I’m so happy it’s not just me in these comments just irritated by these people literally having pseudo-depressions just to match with drew and enya.

[@WYATTCORPSE]

Ky out of nowhere saying "im like the baby of the podcast" 💀💀💀

[@itsjustkennyg]

i love escaping my depressive episode to listen to them divulge every detail of theirs!!

[@kendra3188]

enya is so daisy jones, the impossible woman, always slaying

[@slayingthebootsdown4398]

oh truuuuue

[@reaganXD123]

Drews depression is in sync with my irregular menstrual cycle

[@emmyhuff5844]

was watching an episode when this episode came out. you guys are my personal brand of heroin thx for the upload

[@haileeyoungblood5506]

me too ❤ ty sm guys

[@hannah9509]

okkk edward

[@cityofstarsareUshiningjust4me]

every time a zoom episode drops my brain grows a little in circumference

[@jadadavui6860]

Enya making ky laugh is the sweetest thing

[@imjerrymane]

nobody warned me that i’d get emergency intercom withdrawal symptoms when i started watching…

[@Valentonic]

13:07 Drew and Enya tilting their head at the same time is crazy

[@Mollyw._]

I don't think once did my eyes leave enya. She looks so abnormally heavenly...

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

I love her and idk why..not in a weird way. I'm a straight man which is why I get the default would be something weird, but trust me I am NORMAL except in the ways normal sucks and in those ways I'm cool instead But fr though like, everybody LOVES Enya, you have noticed too I am sure. She is beautiful and frequently hot, but, that's not it though. I mean, it's part of it, but it's not it I guess it's just who she is, whatever she is, I love it, and so does, you know, however many thousands of people It's hard to describe because it's hard to even understand. I mean, I don't get it. She is admirable though, beyond being funny and pretty or whatever, and like, she is a good person... some people crawl all the way up her ass for doing slightly kinda bad stuff sometimes, but she really is just good. idk. I got sidetracked there. She just shows everybody what she is and everybody what's cool loves her

[@leslieaguilar5131]

My bf and I watching this during our lunch break 🙏🏽 thank you mama and papa

[@acciofirebolt4762]

whenever they blur stuff i get so offended like am i not a part of their group too??

[@braeden563]

no

[@rain2646]

When drew said the energy was off 😳 literally a psychic medium

[@gogote1375]

Ky looks like he could potentially evolve into Darren Cris or Ben Platt depending on which stone you give him

[@Fidiejdk]

I can’t even tell you how much I needed this episode today!!

[@meghanjohnston879]

the fact that y’all have pavlov-raw-dogged me into believing my friday’s aren’t complete without emergency intercom. i think i should text my therapist

[@cherryblossombaby96]

PAVLOV RAWDOG

[@agagnon9762]

I need them to wear the same outfit everyday like cartoon characters

[@jooon777]

I feel like I've been deprived and I'm having withdrawals

[@ineedattention7986]

Girl u got posted on the ei subbreddit

[@jooon777]

@@ineedattention7986 HELLO?? WHERE

[@jooon777]

@@ineedattention7986 do u have a link

[@ineedattention7986]

@@jooon777 THE PERSON DELETED IT BUT I HAVE A SCREEN SHOT DO U HAVE DISCORD OR SOMETHING??

[@jooon777]

@@ineedattention7986 YEAH ITS joon#9569

[@bellabee1434]

The transition between enya speaking her truth abt her PTSD to the betterhelp ad is perfect.

[@bjj1922]

Ky is just so bbg 😩 🫠

[@irisalexander]

in their vulnerable/sad girl era, i been waitin for this one ☝🏽 now i can get into ittt

[@0dayyy]

same

[@Eren-kl4kw]

12:04 “babe you’re cole sprouse” HAD ME DYINGG

[@sophiam4075]

I literally can never watch this shit when i’m eating and they always end up talking abt some nasty shit when I start eatibg

[@Angel-sh7yb]

Depression can take many different forms, and not all people with depression experience the same symptoms. While sadness is a common symptom of depression, it is not always present in every case. In fact, some people with depression may not feel sad at all, but instead may experience other symptoms such as feelings of emptiness, hopelessness, worthlessness, or apathy. They may also have difficulty with sleep, appetite, energy, and concentration.

[@miobonardi]

did you copy this from chat GPT?

[@asmrizzy1574]

@@miobonardi nah deadass 💀 but its true tho

[@j6shu]

drew talkin abt “something has shifted” & “there’s a dark sided energy” when am*rica is literally hell and the political climate is legitimately terrifying rn

[@j6shu]

can we talk about the political and economic state, right now?

[@eypu999]

@@j6shu lmmao

[@josiekeys6255]

everytime drew smiles i’m genuinely giggling or smiling with him

[@abieishere]

drew is talking about bringing back the ugly laws like what half of us would be in jail rn

[@eypu999]

17:10 “because she does a genre that you may not be interested in” 😭

[@ashethursday]

i showed my mom the ptsd part and she got very offended and said she doesnt have potty humor. y'all are bringing in the new age of potty humor bless

[@rulingvenus]

Drews need to be the center of attention shined through this episode

[@cczitim]

Drew at the beginning straight up explaining what it means to be lazy

[@olyacass]

this episode is piece of art....made my day!!!

[@maxautunno]

heavily relate ive been calling it “casual depression”

[@loloseeghosts]

why i get so happy when i see it’s a zoom episode

[@lindsay5915]

Love Drew’s no beard but mustache look. It’s ur best look

[@imbetterthanu7373]

Ky is the energy we need to balance those monsters

[@emwitzcrackers1845]

After finishing frenemies for the first time, coming back to this is like a breath of fresh air

[@l8rliz]

watching this sober is cool but watching while high is even better

[@honna1234]

me and eveyone is depressed, thank you for this. Been blaming the moon

[@gabrielapiriz7827]

ky is such a cute pie 🥰🥰

[@harrietmcclouddd]

can somebody clip or timestamp when Drew makes that creepy smile face and goes “haiiiii”

[@lucylulucifer]

13:25

[@sylwiamartyniak6851]

enya sounding like an animal crossing character at the beginning shes so real

[@ATRAXXUSA]

Drew’s ghost being the spiritual incarnation of puff bar smoke is so symbolic of how we become what we eat. 10/10 writing

[@michelleindicaa]

These webcam episodes make me feel like I’m on FaceTime with y’all, I’m lonely on a Friday night drinking wine so thank you I love these 😂🖤

[@emi777y]

has anyone ever said that ky looks like handsome shrek?

[@porcupinesauce]

drews room pan was fucking hilarious

[@mooncowboy333]

When drew showed his room @26:20 i audibly gasped

[@nopenopexx]

Enya reminds me so much of Amy in Gregg Araki’ s the Doom Generation. Both in attitude and looks. Kind of a niche reference but she really does.

[@grnge666]

she be dragging the men around

[@celiac1213]

I love you two plz never stop posting!!

[@jakob8646]

Theres three of them?

[@kookvszn]

@@jakob8646literally like wtf🙄

[@eypu999]

@@jakob8646 were there?

[@bobocrob1514]

i have never related to anything more than being depressed without feeling sad like I've been trying to figure what's happening with me for so long omg

[@bobocrob1514]

like I'm so used to associating depression with sadness so I'm confused when I just don't have the motivation to do anything but I'm not sad

[@end3317]

OMG it's KY from Ky Newman Vlogs !!! 😍😍

[@glcryhcle]

enya looking like my latina aunt this episode

[@jay-uu9vj]

7:34 i am off and have just been getting high 25/8 lol. but thats interesting to me how yall still feel like this when u HAVE friends, me not having them IS the catalyst fir me feelnig this way. were all in it together fr. the drewth.

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

I typed a long ass reply and a commercial popped and this amazing app made it just vanish, lol

[@colelol9655]

i love ky, ky is so cute and we will not be silenced by you freaks

[@NosManJr]

Me recapping my weekend to my grandparents 30:04

[@mcgriddle0]

This week I was catching my breath for this

[@sinjindrowningenthusiast]

Y’all r definitely running out of things to talk abt 😭

[@guera2003]

Drew saying in the ad that his brain is fully developed WHEN HE HAS BEEN VAPING FOR CENTURIES

[@robynbanasky549]

Enya is so strong for talking about her struggles with PTSD 😔

[@xa-xii127]

This is the happiest I’ve been

[@michelle.delarge]

We need more Ky vlogs

[@sniei5192]

The way yall are able to describe the vibes i've been feeling week after week it s kinda scary

[@LydiaAlvarezM]

I love the zoom episode because we get to see Ky 😊

[@iknewgrim]

while I watched this incredibly hung over i got sent a picture of me laying on concrete and all I could think of is how drew felt in that one picture

[@cxrlito3s]

D stands for DIGNITY babes 🥰💆🏼‍♀️

[@theresegaard]

Ky having the biggest mug in the world is very on brand

[@saadmoten7927]

Wtf with the 52 min episode. BRING BACK THE HOUR NOW 🤬

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

they're going down to the 45 mins but doing us like that boiling frog shit

[@valerieperez1530]

why aren’t we talking about how ky literally has a rbf…

[@zimecca7060]

Late asf reply but wait…

[@danielwaynemiller]

I was 2 seconds away from ending it all then an angel from heaven came down to put my Apple airpods in my ear and pressed play on this video and now I'm gonna give life a chance god bless 🙏

[@valeriatinocoakalitttlevaler]

having a ritual around seasonal changes and just being aware it’s coming has really helped me with seasonal depression!

[@dorenacasarez5323]

“How are you guys feeling is this universal are you guys a little off” Yeah guys I tried to off myself a couple days ago I’m totally feeling this 😭💕💕💕💕

[@rubylocker801]

the word “like” is drew’s “belligerent”

[@brookemaney7811]

Drew!! Not to internet diagnose but I recently described the depressed without sadness to my therapist and she told me it sounded like a mixed episode. Just a lil manic & depressed at the same time no big deal

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

I got an addiction doctor lady who was telling me today that my boredom is likely depression and tryna get me on mood stabilizers. Yeesh

[@ashleighfrank]

enya looks SO GOOD.

[@filthforce]

always

[@zakikin6006]

me: puts this video on * 2 seconds later * my brother: splits my head open with a door

[@mackenzie6744]

17:39 Enya literally can never be happy for Drew, it's insane..

[@karinahernandez8992]

drew is like the subway surfers of the video

[@rubywednesdays]

My little sister came in and thought I was on FaceTime LMFAO, like damn girl I wish I had a direct line to god 😔

[@filthforce]

weird, i was just on zoom with my doctor hours ago and she was suggesting that i am depressed even though im not sad. saying my boredom can be depression or whatever... i still maintain that I DONT GET DEPRESSED

[@lostsoul5848]

This is so relatable I've been feeling this way for some time now.

[@Eren-kl4kw]

Enya is so real for confusing her vaporub w her PTSD fluids

[@francescapierre6601]

drew always does the most when enyas’ talking 🙄 but she doesn’t seem to care lmao

[@user-zl9xc6ez6k]

Enya is gonna get tension alopecia

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

yoo I knew a girl who always had her hair pulled way back like that always, then when she had a baby, her hairline crept back like 4 inches. I felt so bad. I wouldn't ask her about it, I assume the pregnancy was blamed for it, but she did ALWAYS have her hair pulled way back