Emergency Intercom - Episode 99 (Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition)

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In this episode Enya talks about getting hit on by a scary man and how awful her smiley piercing appointment was. Drew also talks about his haircut…. Does he like it?
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[@enjajaja]

also to clarify drew isnt high which is why me and josi seem like werebbeing kidnapped by the killer

[@reysopa]

Drew IS the killer..

[@Jeffbuckley420]

drew literally is..

[@briiannaaa77]

oh my god.. just confirmed drew is the killer..

[@m.i.lmusicislife750]

I tell myself i'm not going to fall in love with Enya before episode, and I end up falling in love anyways. Crazy

[@fionappl3lesbian]

KIDNAPPED by the KILLER!?!! (STORYTIME)

[@luciasrr]

seeing drew behind the wheel is actually daunting. he’s serving straight

[@Valeria-tn2gi]

he might beat the gay allegations..

[@uglyduckling8029]

Like always. 🤨

[@gilbertshrimp8502]

That’s what I was thinking, he looks so sexy good tho

[@r8yle]

he looks just like charlie from girls in this angle.

[@Andrew-qi4bu]

“ He’s serving straight “ people really talk like that lol

[@lupelac]

ky is on the roof making sure the camera and sound is working💀

[@diego1925]

Oh wow

[@AJ-pt9du]

No he in the trunk

[@sophia-jc4qb]

nah he’s laying down on the dashboard

[@jazibasketxhbook]

LMAO💀

[@kaitlynkite]

no he’s definitely being held hostage in the trunk

[@briiannaaa77]

drew looks like a divorced dad driving his teenage daughter and five year old son to school

[@idklol-eu6fh]

LMAOOOO

[@user92055]

AAHAAHAHAH

[@ali5ay502]

OMG

[@carawara]

HELPP

[@turgiv3728]

drew literally serving tired dad in this episode

[@emilya317]

coraline dad if you will

[@danielpeyrou]

but dilf nonetheless....

[@chewnotchw3]

Like he's kinda......if you view this look thru a dilf lens

[@stpdfknbch]

And my panties are sliding around😔

[@homophobicyoda]

Drew looks like he just saw something that changed his life but can't tell anyone about it

[@homophobicyoda]

Literally that clip of Katy Perry stirring her cup of tea

[@annasberry4830]

He's gonna use this to his advantage later...

[@sundaypoe666]

stop this is so accurate

[@SelenaLuvGomez]

drew looks like he had an everything shower

[@helengrugett]

drew looks like he had everything but the shower

[@helengrugett]

im really sorry that was mean i am not mean

[@wandaelizabeth-carter1958]

yeah drew doesn’t shower but he’s the type to use air freshener instead

[@poopsofia]

JOSIAH BEING IN THE SAME SHIRT FOR ALL OF MIDNIGHT MCDONALDS

[@ellelu914]

he said "film continuity" ...

[@kaitlynkite]

he rlly said it’s a tradition

[@savedmp3]

He just owns one shirt

[@lol-se2iy]

putting orion in the 100th episode is actually so legendary

[@rsmdhenry]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@fionappl3lesbian]

RIGHT

[@savedmp3]

Yet no josh. Hm

[@jacobrivera1048]

We waited over 700 days but it’s worth it 🥹

[@joycemogire1658]

No josh

[@rebecaromero2957]

Drew’s grandma cut looks so good on him

[@diego1925]

Rightttt

[@chrisj-zk1tg]

Actually does

[@thisnutswontstfu]

yeah, he's so dilf vibes

[@savedmp3]

Any change at all would've had us shaking tbh

[@chrisj-zk1tg]

@@savedmp3 I can't believe how much they've aged. It's shocking. I'm 19. Been watching then since 13. Time is so odd

[@xavi1298]

Drew actually looks like he got picked out of a brothel mid climax

[@kayleewayleee]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@smexygecko9053]

this is the best “drew looks like-“ comment ive found so far omg 😭😭

[@acemyname]

this comment is so 😭😭😭

[@xavi1298]

@@smexygecko9053 thank u genuinely I strive to be as creative as possible

[@Goawayyoustinker]

Idefk if that's you in your pfp but you're cute 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@minimulz]

drew jokes about being straight and homophobic so much that genuine shock ran through my bones when he referred to his valentines as "him" like i gasped under my breath a little

[@alexthx]

for me, every time i hear him say he’s straight it just instills how fruity he truly is 😭

[@acemyname]

SAME

[@minimulz]

@@alexthx same but im just so unaccustomed to him actually admitting to it that hearing him say those words out loud took me for quite the loop

[@annasberry4830]

Drew be bisexual

[@minimulz]

@@annasberry4830 dont tell me that i like the mystery

[@yiuyiuv]

the camera quality in this is crazy, enya looking good no matter and drew looking like he’s going to be filming the next big psych thriller movie, while josiah is giving ethel cain in a casper the ghost wearing orange prada typa way

[@acemyname]

JOSIAH GIVING ETHEL CAIN LMFAO

[@helengrugett]

this is actually tooooooo damn real.

[@zuyaace3962]

i already know this episode will be for the history books

[@gunarchy]

congrats your comment was featured on josiahs story

[@zion4025]

*herstory books

[@asmrizzy1574]

DEADASS

[@Khamthegoblin]

@@zion4025 ur so cunt for the correction omg

[@0dayyy]

@@zion4025herstory boots

[@assmachine5899]

Drew looks like a journalist who is having a hard time

[@asmrizzy1574]

bruhh this comment😂

[@kiki-shape]

im creaming

[@kiki-shape]

*screaming

[@nathan_fowler]

can’t wait to hear what they have to say about that stupid submarine 😭

[@NyrieRios]

we have to wait so long 😩😫

[@pipsheep6217]

Drew’s gonna come with some crazy ass conspiracy

[@ImTwerkinAsWeSpeak]

watch it be in December

[@Goawayyoustinker]

Wait why is it stupid

[@acemyname]

@@Goawayyoustinkerwhy is it not?

[@thatoneguy285]

“Can I get a happy piece with a 4 meal nugget” 😂😂😂😂

[@domcam9860]

Drew looks good af driving

[@yomomma5629]

why do i have a little crunch on him rn

[@bloodyandblunt]

@@yomomma5629truth

[@bread7281]

​@@bloodyandbluntdrewth

[@andrewmunoz1548]

Realll

[@kuupuakea]

i agree

[@avery4164]

drew kind of looks like a normal person here!!!!

[@aryat35]

drew looks like a fed up dad driving his two drunk teenagers home after a night out

[@GracieRae_]

just started the episode and i already know it’s gonna be AMAZING. midnight at mcdonald’s + podcast + high + josie

[@clocker9000]

josie comes with the midnight at mcdonald's package

[@GracieRae_]

@@clocker9000 yeah… i know that🤨

[@clocker9000]

@@GracieRae_ all jokes love have a great friday gracie 🤍

[@funkunko]

literally like

[@eviesedrish2862]

Drew's little smirk after every time he makes them laugh is so me. Yes egomaniacs representation I actually do love myself!!!!

[@maya-bx3vq]

drew literally looks like an uber driver being bothered by the people he picked up

[@cherrykiana8802]

i cannot wait for this episode to turn my brain into a green sour skittle.

[@xavi1298]

The absolute joy I got seeing "high edition" in the title omg

[@rulingvenus]

drew fucking with them while theyre high is the funniest thing

[@fruityfaerie13]

you guys have unknowingly been my smoke buds for a year and a half so I’m glad ur joining me this week😎

[@nahely.c]

felt

[@sabrinacortez1543]

literally

[@angelbabieee4143]

stoner emergency intercom girlies rise up

[@victoriatan9951]

drew driving while holding the mic is absolutely crazy

[@remy20722]

can we all pls thank mother and father for finally getting uncle onto the podcast its been years since hes visited the home

[@helengrugett]

thank you mother and father

[@foxgirl-ir6uq]

uncle ky missing 😢

[@carneconevil]

Okay but drew’s new haircut looks really good ✨ and I know y’all have ky in the trunk 😢

[@customcarcrash]

Drew being normal one is such a rare moment

[@wandaelizabeth-carter1958]

as if he didn’t talk about poopy butthole the whole episode 😭

[@customcarcrash]

@@wandaelizabeth-carter1958 this is the most normal he can be

[@lastsonshine]

i don't understand why midnight at mcdonanlds brings me so much joy

[@m.i.lmusicislife750]

Yes, new episode. I don't need to be sad anymore guys.

[@eduardoreyes441]

Wooohooo

[@kaitlynkite]

yippee 👏🏼

[@user-kr1cx3kf2o]

i knew y’all are saving orion for the 100th

[@starr_grl]

they better be cuz i am slowly losing my sanity waiting for it, this whole week i was hyping myself up for the fact she would be slaying on the pod today 🙄

[@R4TGIRL]

@@starr_grlSAME LMFAO

[@Willisstillis]

They were referring to the Barbie episode, since this was filmed in advance

[@6eepo]

​@Willisstillis no, im pretty sure Orion is going to be on the podcast next episode cause she posted a pic on her insta in the podcast room with a caption that said "I'm handcuffed to the chair."

[@raedorotiss7343]

calling an 11 year old a toddler is crazy behavior

[@caydenshearing6853]

Not to be serious with you guys but one of my closest friends passed yesterday and this podcast is the only thing that’s made me laugh since, eternally grateful for you guys ❤

[@helengrugett]

im sending you so so much love 💓

[@louvainodonoghue]

i’m so sorry for your loss, i’m glad this could make you laugh 💗

[@avamai]

something about the energy of this video is SO sinister

[@izzz222]

last two episodes before this had some serious sinister energy

[@yagurltyy]

its crazy how drew seems like the normal one in this episode

[@gracief5693]

Enya forgot she already said it was Christian doing grey-sweatpants-challenge in a different episode lmaooo

[@helengrugett]

the way i didnt know she mentioend in before but i just knew

[@areicmc7106]

I KNEW IT

[@alexwell8359]

yoshh I knew it was himm.. cuz she said *blank blank*..and my genius brains was lik....*chris tian*...ya 0=o . . .

[@nadii_b]

im so glad they are continuing this tradition

[@lillyleroy4830]

I like your shirt

[@nadii_b]

@@lillyleroy4830 thank you! aphex twin for lifeee

[@lillyleroy4830]

@@nadii_b we should be friends

[@Audrey-il5fn]

Drew looks all grown up 🥺

[@faeeasmr]

drew is giving supportive mother letting the kids speak their shit

[@wishmartin1375]

Drew’s serving joe goldberg this episode😝

[@mamacitaa505]

i can’t spot the difference between high enya and normal

[@hiploss]

This one is already legendary

[@valentinadiaz-moreno9793]

i got high and watched this and i genuinely had heart palpitations and couldn’t breathe y’all r real

[@froggygirl999]

same i literally cant breathe. being high is the only way to watch this

[@joemoma529]

When enya locks eyes with the camera it feels like someone staring at you through a one way mirror

[@helengrugett]

i feel like if i say a code word she will appear behind me and put me in a head lock while she chants sinister voodoo magic

[@helengrugett]

but i like it

[@boomshakalahalal]

the level of peace i feel watching emergency intercom as the sun rises with a warm bowl of porridge is so real. i have known peace i may never feel again

[@idab6864]

I'm hour 7 in to a 9 hour bartending shift, absolutely shitting my brains out in the bathroom and this podcast is saving my sanity.

[@unlitrash]

im going into a job interview right now so this is like my liquid confidence

[@myballs2900]

Good luck bae

[@unlitrash]

@@myballs2900 thank you lovely

[@lv-ow8mp]

@@unlitrash updates

[@Stopivehadenuf]

@@unlitrashit’s been a year

[@unlitrash]

@@Stopivehadenuf LOL i forgot about this comment im sorry 💀 yeah they never called me back but is ok bc the hours were shit tbh, they’re open until 11 which i hate. i started working at a gym called orange theory fitness back in march or so and is great so far! hours are good and managers are nice too, only downside is i wish it paid more but other than that im glad i found this place! i also love baking so i’m going to a school next year so maybe after that i can start working at actual bakeries and places like that too, which is why i was eager to work at a bakery, but yeah! :)🤍

[@jadadavui6860]

I literally peed myself crying ab Drew’s nephew swearing 😭😭😭😭

[@althn]

josiah saying he wants a happy piece with the 4 meal at the drive thru genuinely had me bent over crying laughing at work

[@hollydonk4059]

them talking about jabba the hut while Josiah was ordering was giving me a stroke 😭

[@grantbusse9073]

Josiah needs to wear that shirt every Midnight at McDonalds to fulfill the prophecy

[@buttass8118]

I love when y’all auto generate chapters for the podcast

[@beeboobop3]

enya drinking more water than usual because her cottonmouth is so funny

[@ha5den]

JOSIAH WITH THE HAPPY PIECE IM DYINGG

[@neokizaka]

drew looks like a cartoon character who just got electrocuted

[@F4444ry]

Josiah scratching his balls were the cherry on top of this ep

[@dogbert604]

Then eating fries is crazy

[@rain2646]

Them jostling around when the car hits a pot hole is giving me the ick

[@bunnee1053]

LMAO

[@cutie11711]

not to be dramatic but i think this was my favorite episode yet

[@helengrugett]

no literally i had a big stupid smile plastered on my face

[@Priimess]

Drew is GLOWING I can see the Drewth shining through him and its actually crazy. I don't know what Enja is feeding him, but he is shaping up to be possibly the sexiest straight man in North America.

[@bruhmoment_79]

drew looks like a computer science major

[@coolgirl20022]

the fact that orion is gonna be in the 100th episode is driving me CRAZY

[@tizzie2636]

why is this set up so cozy

[@Liz-dz6td]

at 17:53 when drew slams the break josie's brain had a reset

[@bossman-jk9tl]

Their explanation of the Mama Bertram family tree/bloodline is literally a form of mythology

[@juliathoensen4992]

52:43 the way all their faces lit up for a raccoon :,)

[@trigoad]

Drew looks like he would do harry potter roleplay asmr with his new haircut

[@wandaelizabeth-carter1958]

ky in the trunk making sure the sound is working 💔

[@annettebaker7296]

drew saying “i had a twin sister the same age as me” as opposed to a twin who wasn’t the same age as him…

[@khonshu6736]

josiah being high asf n appreciating his two friends saying he luvs them 😭😭😭 he js like me fr

[@swifty5362]

this is what i needed from y’all i can’t wait to hear the exciting adventures of enya and drew☺️

[@nuckertix]

i’m driving for drewber eats while i watch this 😎

[@uraxsoob8043]

can already tell this is gonna be terrifying

[@gunarchy]

5:03 why is the killer giving us a secret message in the static hello?

[@madeleineelise3007]

“hey it’s grimace, your food looks really good 🥴” 16:59

[@hadiaayyam5169]

i hope yall take the 100th episode as an opportunity to bring the whole gang on the pod

[@jess-sw8cr]

drew looks really straight in this episode and it’s scaring me ❤️

[@Ivy-mk8qf]

No I’m actually quivering

[@DejahLanay]

This is already the funniest thing ever omg. "Hello Kitty says ACAB"

[@jasminerose1217]

This episode made me giggle in a way that I never have before. I am feeling joy for the first time, in my life. Grateful for you all. God bless.

[@oddadults]

i’m not gonna watch this yet but watching this being posted is reminding me how much in the past i am. since i’m only in episode 9 since i started recently, in my head enya and drew JUST got rid of the fleas problem lol

[@jaide.mp3]

Ky making sure the camera and mics are recording from the roof 😫❤️

[@gremlintoast]

josiah and his bright orange statement pieces ... the orange beanie to the prada shirtttt

[@GracieRae_]

drew’s hair looks so good

[@paranoidhag]

16:34 “Can I do a happy piece with a 4 meal”

[@KoriStreamori]

Enya doing the Pod while driving: Stunning, fierce, a multitasking Icon Drew doing the Pod while driving: No

[@helengrugett]

how does it feel to be so wrong

[@Eva-nl9jl]

Just wanted to say this was the first ever ep I watched and I don’t even remember laughing this hard at smthin in such a long time anyway then I watched every ep throughout these past months and now I love y’all literally sm!! i remember Enya from the vine days so it’s so cute seeing her again love y’all

[@slowfancy1436]

wait does this mean orion will get the 100th ep🤭

[@Maba24]

Drew really nailing the “Live in LA but look houseless because it’s cool” vibe

[@cankersoregirl]

the racoon bit & drew saying “you better watch out for penny wise” with that laugh has me peeing myself😭😭

[@ceeangel]

i already know this episode is going to be so good so i will save it for later at midnight when i go to mcdonalds.

[@the.e-man]

the way josiah keeps sticking his hand down his pants

[@lilymendez6635]

Josiah loves that orange Prada shirt 🤭

[@chadrickbasedman8033]

this is the best episode yet. im violently hungover eating chili at 4am right now and this is really helping me heal ily guys

[@n0help4us]

42:07 drew saying badoink is killing me omg

[@melabec7001]

I’m so weak when Josiah was ordering the McDonald’s 😂

[@willbyers9289]

im so happy to see you guys are finally bringing small creators on to the podcast

[@avaaminor]

watching this while high on a 13 hour long trip with 3 hours left😍😍thank you guys for the support

[@R4TGIRL]

I will be making a meal just for this episode