Emergency Intercom - Episode 42 (the world will end in three years/coachella outfits)

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Enya and Drew reminisce about their traumatic Coachella / wingbot experiences then almost make Ky cry
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[@salem4800]

Enya looks like she’s having her first communion and drew is her drunk older brother that shows up late to the church

[@roomba4623]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hectxrmedrano]

Nah. That’s literally Jesus and mother Mary.

[@barbze5678]

@@hectxrmedrano lmao 😭

[@ed9358]

yes yes yesss. and it’s a fucking slayage

[@E-CARD]

I love that

[@nadyaamir9977]

this podcast is just drew and enya telling little stories to ky

[@Ilubme1982]

Omg that’s so cute

[@Pvcmaintenence]

girl they big

[@supersucks]

@@Pvcmaintenence if by big u mean their member then *YES*

[@Calendargirl99]

Bedtime stories for papa❤️❤️❤️

[@aabracadavra]

Enya's "liquorish twirl" descriptive of Drew's legs is the most accurate thing I've ever heard. It nearly took me out.

[@delaneycarla]

I KNOW.

[@eveniecev]

it literally sounds like what a mean hispanic boy would call me because i said i’m gay (i’m hispanic)

[@maggielittle2706]

no that literally killed me

[@sydniumumu]

liquorish 😭😭

[@aabracadavra]

@@sydniumumu Nationality check. lmao My European a*s registered it as liquorish. But y'all are not going to see an edit. I'll take a "roast".

[@CharlieCabralos]

Y’all kinda blew over Ky saying, “I have a bad relationship with the hair on my ass,” but I think this needs to be unpacked next episode

[@smellylorenny]

What needs to be unpacked? Don’t we all? Lmao.

[@Aimi-nh6td]

I bet he has hair on his ass cheeks it's not even the crack

[@kristlinadams]

i actually can’t believe this show has been running for 42 years… started in 1980 ?? bro

[@EmilyLovesNarwhals]

😂

[@BrodyEllis]

ikr

[@mfspic]

1980 to now is not 42 years….it’s 67

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

proof gay people can’t do math

[@yasmenodeh9621]

i need a merch tee saying est. 1980

[@jankafekete5079]

the world ending in 3 years and drew becoming a millionaire in 3 years cant be a coincidence.

[@lexy323_]

they need to pin this

[@g8rm]

40 seconds in and they’re already beating each other. I couldn’t ask for a better podcast 🤩

[@mrg529]

My ptsd got triggered when they slapped each other lol felt like seeing mom and dad fight

[@kunpunko]

@@mrg529 girl what

[@mrg529]

@@kunpunko 🤭

[@insomniiak]

@@kunpunko 💀💀

[@mfspic]

@@mrg529 record it and sell it as a UFC ppv fight.

[@sylwiamartyniak6851]

and drew looks like he would harass me for a cigarette at a gas station .... but like in a sexy way

[@bingushead3491]

It would like be reminiscent of the flylo supermarket copypasta

[@echoloux]

10 seconds in and they're already giving slaying boots in the house

[@sabrinajohnson7105]

not even 10 minutes in and enya is telling drew he’s gonna burn in hell while cosplaying as a catholic crusader (all white fit w the cross💀)

[@faiali2895]

lmaooo

[@pin8786]

(all white fit w the cross💀)

[@mitskifanboy15]

(all white fit w the cross 💀)

[@aldra8507]

(all white fit w the cross💀)

[@maggielittle2706]

(all white fit w the cross 💀)

[@Alex-sy2fv]

belligerent synonyms: aggressive, antagonistic, combative, contentious

[@lathithandaba4207]

leave my girl alone 😭😭😭

[@ratpiss1191]

LMFAO

[@timallenenthusiast]

NOO

[@valentinvolcek6034]

Hostile

[@greentea0956]

LMAOOO

[@thottywizard]

One thing about Drew is that he's going to think he said at least one thing that is groundbreakingly philosophical per episode

[@thepumpkinplays]

enya is in her nun era, and i’m living for it. praise be ✝️🙏

[@pedrosalles9273]

Her latest outfit video was just different nun inspired serves. Holly slay, I guess

[@evanwheeldoit2408]

This podcast both saves and damages my mental health at the same time and I love them for that

[@26vampirediaries]

Enya is giving me demented satanic school girl vibes and Drew is giving greasy grease slay

[@tilzo_9752]

not to contradict you or anything but id say in fact that enya is giving angelic mentor vibes and drew is giving squeaky clean slay

[@pleek_pleek]

@@tilzo_9752 your mind…..

[@ab-jp5vd]

@@tilzo_9752 i love that in both of these drew is slay

[@lilyanne8522]

my house just flooded and i was crying so hard but this actually put a smile on my face for real. i’m so glad you guys are keeping up with this every episode means something to me

[@louiedale7347]

I'm so sorry I hope you are safe xxx

[@lilyanne8522]

@@louiedale7347 thank you! i’m safe and in the process of drying out my house now ❤️

[@alina-sp2kf]

enya is serving and slaying church girl, while drew is serving creepy guy who sleeps outside the church

[@darkodarko2803]

that hard cut after drew said mj wasn’t a good person ☠️

[@Defgabber9]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@j.m.butler5010]

41:57 💀

[@Jade-oh1iq]

Enya is giving religious doña vibes i luv it. Telling drew he’s going to hell and burning >>>>

[@josechiquito7754]

La Malinche🤷😂

[@ananemone9136]

i can really feel the tía católica spirit in here

[@gowonskirby5434]

enya saying belligerent every episode we stan an eloquent queen😍

[@jessicalund7233]

thought i was the only one that noticed it😭😂

[@gowonskirby5434]

@@jessicalund7233 and the context is always wrong too LMAOO shes so funny

[@elias1691]

I love their reference to heaven (enya) and hell (drew), this episode

[@scorpioj3]

enya represents lucifer as a angel.. drew represents lucifer as the fallen angel

[@aminaahmed7582]

The titles of their podcasts give me anxiety lately about dying but i still watch because I can’t miss a episode I just can’t 😱🙏❤️

[@finnandfire123]

Agreed I love them tho

[@cutsbydrew]

the way it cut after drew said michael jackson is a bad person 😭

[@michelle1916]

LMAO

[@j.m.butler5010]

41:57 💀

[@6confused9]

i’m actually pissing my pants watching enya pretend to die throughout the episode and no one saying anything

[@roxannediltz]

enya looking very pro life rn

[@keeahna8726]

realizing that in 10 more ep, it'll be a year of emergency intercum

[@damagedgoods143]

the art of this podcast is that, they have no specific topic they just tap in to conversation to another conversation until they reach to their media of the week.

[@mi4789]

Ky is Enya and Drew’s nepotism baby

[@bubulubuus]

enya looks like she’s doing her first communion and drew is her padrino who she has never met but for some reason her family has trusted enough to have him be a part of such a special celebration

[@fell4mel442]

the fact that if i saw drew in person i wouldn’t even be sure it was him bc he has so many look alikes ..

[@supersucks]

timespants 4 me bc im insane

[@oasis4031]

34:48 monster on accident and sexiiii shoulder again

[@stephaniesnodgrass7186]

It’s actually amazing how many topics they cycle through in 20 minutes

[@oasis4031]

@@stephaniesnodgrass7186 when enya has existential dread at coachella and then drew goes off about his fave sets 😭 he’s THE conversation menace

[@supersucks]

@@oasis4031 terrorizing the conversation on the daily 🤺

[@supersucks]

@@stephaniesnodgrass7186 im telling you it’s the adhd experience, this is how my convos w my frenz R!

[@SuperYoshiDorian]

its so sweet to see kyle getting more comfortable on here :)

[@joltsdead7867]

who’s Kyle😭😭

[@jainoree]

drew: technology can smell fear ky’s paranoid ass: omg literally

[@ratpack3232]

This podcast radiates such loving positive vibes 💗 especially when they verbally and physically assault eachother!

[@eeanii]

enya is giving first communion , ms church girl vibes slaying the house and drew , well drew is always hot

[@sylwiamartyniak6851]

omg enya looks so good i already know this episode slays

[@ohno2277]

Enya taught me fashion and drew taught me not to be afraid to speak my mind and be the intelligent young woman that I am. Luv u guys sm

[@markshyshkovskyy7307]

god y’all literally save my life with this podcast it’s the only thing i look forward too

[@bianca7614]

Im ngl to y’all around 15:30 when drew was talking about people being attracted to him… it was literally me lmao I started getting embarrassed when he said there are probably people getting embarrassed thinking of something they did LMAOO

[@stompedyellowbanana874]

LMFAO

[@Thedrewthhasspread]

Girl what did you do

[@bianca7614]

@@Thedrewthhasspread you know it’s been 2 years and I don’t even remember making this comment 😭 I think I was just quoting him lmao

[@rileyulrich8506]

can we pls get some mood lighting on the set, this piercing white overhead light is giving psych ward vibes

[@nevisity685]

I love this comment

[@IckyNikky19]

I love Enya's little christian girl at her Communion outfit, slaaayyyyy

[@jaclynperez2845]

how do they have so many conversations at once it’s actually amazing

[@annamq507]

You guys posting honestly brings sm serotonin to me & my days, pls squirt out more

[@mollysmith2004]

Drew I am genuinely so sorry you got called a slur at Coachella, hope ur ok ! we love you .

[@reece-hj5ui]

ernie is serving catholic boarding girls school drew is serving closeted gay truck driver, as they should. the world is at peace

[@heeseungpilled2003]

literally enya is me for my confirmation

[@Bunnybby111]

ERNIE ✋🏼 😭😭

[@ariel4186]

drew giving manly man his lil chest hair peekinf out 😩

[@nicktl8815]

Righttt?? 🤤

[@kayylizzle]

if someone says they watch/ listen to emergency intercom, I know everything I need to know about them…

[@Lwlwlwlqlql]

what does it say about them?

[@Lwlwlwlqlql]

im asking because im addicted to this podcast

[@kayylizzle]

@@Lwlwlwlqlql that they are literally crazy 🫣 in a good way bc I love this podcast too lol

[@eveniecev]

mmm mommy issues, high school dropout, virgin, enby, femme, undiagnosed mental illness 🤍🧸🎀🐇🧋🩰

[@zakikin6006]

MIND YOUR BUSINESS LADY

[@addisonvanvliet5236]

Immeeediatly texted my friend and told her “enyas parents r crazy rich and she’s serving nepotism baby but no one talks about it!” The people will talk!

[@scorpioj3]

she does serve it but enya is a humbled slay who has a middle class familia in miami

[@ashleymichelelawson]

Drew is looking more and more like Forrest Gump when he went on that long cross country trip

[@angel111na.]

enya's in her church girl era and shes literally slaying and serving and werking and bootsing

[@keyanapalomera5366]

Enya saying the word “belligerent” In every episode

[@hunnyprinn]

i can speak for the 32,000 viewers who thought drew looked boots

[@kendi8771]

6:40 WHY IS KY HELPING BOTH OF THEM GASLIGHT 💀

[@lucijamarenjak957]

i want a podcast episode where enya speaks in spanish the whole time

[@lucijamarenjak957]

hope drew gets good therapy soon

[@jheneaikoismybm9227]

yesssss, enya posted, then drew and today. you guys really made my week 🥲💗

[@michi1093]

enya looks so much like mia goth in the movie X, IT IS GIVING!!!

[@nannybells]

someone needs to make a compilation of enya saying ky gets no bitches i need it

[@cherryellie]

I just watched this whole episode it was so good (im NOT lying)

[@aaliyah7571]

we’re being fed WELL three youtube videos in about 24 hours thank YOU

[@michelle1916]

no literally the only reason im sane rn

[@lindsayce2761]

enya looks like she just had her first communion but like in a slay way

[@leahj7465]

i was bored and then y’all posted love it here

[@lilliepads]

drew is giving HAIRY styles yes

[@bigfatbahamamamas9314]

i honestly miss enya saying “welcome back to this episode” ik i complained abt it but.. it had its charms

[@PashaSherko]

she said no fortnite, no bitches......god fucking damn thats a bar enya

[@juanda5252]

50:48 the way she's actually rejoicing

[@gesture302]

54:24 "i kept my mouth shut because im a really good person" **poor shames and steals**

[@millie9807]

not you hating and watching the whole podcast at the same time😓

[@jeebe393]

@@millie9807 its deserved anyway

[@RileyAVOriginal]

"i have a bad relationship with the hair on my ass" me too, Ky.

[@upupuppityyyy8531]

LMAOAOAO omg @42:27 i literally am choking on my french toast in a dining hall drew kills me😭😭😭😭

[@jakejaylee123]

Enya was GIIIIVING Sister Agatha in this video; boots the church down etc

[@chaitea3421]

The addiction I have to saying the word slay in any situation because of this show is wild

[@oliviapatinooo]

I JUST KNOW THIS EP IS GONNA BE INSANE

[@emsvnce]

enya dying and coming back to life multiple times in this makes me giggle

[@nurah1168]

Enya's prank is the funniest shit ever I've been laughing for 5 mins straight

[@Grav3yardguy01]

Baby Keem set at Coachella was the happiest I’ve been in YEARS!!

[@cinnamonegirle]

hearing enya and drew say the world is ending soon makes my gut churn it’s so terrifying

[@thatgirl5630]

I genuinely mean it when I say Enya and drew are the funniest ppl alive. Idgaf their humor is so good

[@mikayla3802]

I love that enya & drew will say shit like eradicate James charles & be at the same events as him chillin

[@vivanaamayorgaa3820]

also so glad y’all put me on to everything everywhere all at once b4 it went viral, it was a beautiful masterpiece

[@gray181]

i danced along to the intro today 😊😊 hope everyone is thriving

[@gabriella7744]

the jumps in topics made me feel insane this time

[@vroyuh1176]

The penis filling one was actually a moment I had to sit down for. The pure comedic genius floored me

[@meredithj]

this is day 1 of me starting my campaign that fans are called servers because not only do we serve but also servers like computers for intercoms

[@kenzie235]

plus we serve them like minion servants 😁

[@user-gh6vs9kv3t]

i haven’t even watched the episode yet and i just know this is gonna be the best hour of my life

[@user-gh6vs9kv3t]

drew looks so good in this episode i cant even lie

[@crazy_tulip1552]

Watching this while cooking and my grandpa walked by and stared at y’all on the screen. Good thing I had my AirPods in

[@elaine.9467]

ky is 100% more attractive than timothee chalamet.

[@Laura-ll5bn]

Enya is an angel sent from hell in The best Way possible

[@theunfunnybone3654]

Are these the people from Qt's story?

[@lex2824]

enya serving us “Katy Perry, please stop,” the nun pleaded. Then the nun collapsed and died.

[@josedreamy7671]

This podcast is like one big antidepressant for me…

[@crustycrabburgers8608]

when enya described drews legs as ''liquorish twirl" PLZZ

[@crustycrabburgers8608]

i died a lil

[@kiaramb]

who else wants the beginning of every episode to begin with the violence we saw in the first minute

[@Keirahinojosa4]

i don’t think you guys understand how much i love you.

[@elorajohnson7206]

Orion was easily best dressed at coachella

[@adrianadoxtator3239]

ur guys’ consistency makes me more consistent ✨

[@justapawg1999]

What is happening to them? Drew looks strung out and enya looks like a nun trying to lure him in

[@Malak-pk2zt]

the way enya drops dead every 5 minutes is so felt 💯💯

[@kit196]

enya slaying in her christian girl era

[@girlpopgirl]

yall give the duo within a trio mentioning something to each other and then deciding no one else can hear it so you whisper to each other while the third friend just sits there confused