Emergency Intercom - Episode 105 (enya is being targeted)

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Enya fumbled the bag with a sugar daddy, drew gets overwhelmed thinking about women being in danger and the two discuss Skibidi Toilet and it’s implications for humanity
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[@Somebodycousin]

“God sends his tastiest babies to his hungriest pit bulls” is the funniest thing drew has ever said

[@okejtala]

fact

[@cooterbronson]

drew’s drag name is “miss information”

[@glitoris69]

this is so good

[@robyyynn]

@@glitoris69 glitoris 😍

[@pejig.598]

SLAYYYY

[@kunpunko]

omfg

[@ijervan]

WAIIIT

[@robyyynn]

drew not knowing what the Q meant in lgbtq makes so much sense

[@RyanZe89]

It means queef right

[@robyyynn]

@@RyanZe89yes!

[@helengrugett]

@@RyanZe89 correct

[@mafthew]

well a straight man wouldn't need to know that information!

[@Yioh59]

@@mafthewExactly!!

[@notdxvid]

i will now be calling wimbledon "wimpleton" just because it sounds funny

[@oatvanillamatcha]

the reality is a lot less fun 😔

[@breanna2021]

drew saying "the action of your consequences" and then getting confused about what he said 5 seconds later😭 30:05

[@helengrugett]

omfg😭

[@breakfastclosed]

I SAY IT IN THIS ORDER EVERY SINGKE TIME

[@444laura]

I NOTICED THAT i was repeating it in my head over and over trying to figure out what was wrong

[@objectofyourdesire]

LMFAOO

[@skylerk126]

@@444lauraHELPP ME TOO

[@brooklynbaby05]

thank god drew’s mic was the one cutting out and not enyas

[@Margielareps]

Him with the scissors💀💀

[@Mayo-gz7qx]

you’re just afraid of hearing the drewth

[@brooklynbaby05]

@@Mayo-gz7qx more like exhausted😵‍💫

[@LesDigitalDiaries]

no literally...

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Drew’s mom being named Pam makes so much sense

[@robertavila1863]

Oh, you mean Enya’s side piece

[@jacobrivera1048]

@@robertavila1863*slam piece

[@Dwilly345]

Ky coming back, this is lowkey like when Jesus revived

[@nataliefatalie]

Resurrected??? 😭

[@lilrunoo]

rebooted at the reboot van

[@rubyfitzmaurice1235]

Jesus a Fortnite skin now💀

[@robertavila1863]

“and on the 7th day, Ky has risen” - the Bible, probably

[@AZVREIGN]

i love hearing enya’s stories w the girls they’re always soooo juicy

[@kej244]

Ky saying the p word was such a jump scare, never let it happen again

[@rosethorns-]

this is one of my favorite parts of the simulation

[@cowboylikepee]

why would ky come back to this toxic workplace environment

[@blawnd13]

i hate that i watch this podcast within the first hour of it coming out and i am left with NOTHING all week. y’all my weekly motivation fr

[@brayden6158]

FINALLY AN EP LONGER THAN AN HOUR

[@kunpunko]

FR LIKE HELLLERRR

[@damimami5144]

by 4 minutes, c’mon😫

[@brayden6158]

@@damimami5144 ok YES but still. we’ve been starving

[@cutecatawww2347]

An ep longer than an hour ?? U can call that an album at that point 😂😂😂😂. I’m the funniest person alive

[@makayla3262]

@@damimami5144 we be eating the crumbs they give us

[@prozac234]

enya is addicted to serving i swear!! there are no episodes in which i've seen her wearing an even remotely bad outfit

[@lou7557]

wb episode 29

[@mialawson]

⁠​⁠@@lou7557that outfit was cute

[@Olivia-kt9gr]

@@lou7557😭😭😭

[@khyber455]

@@lou7557uh uh that one was cute

[@kunpunko]

@@lou7557ur going to hell

[@yomama9204]

ky saying pussy might actually be the death of me

[@juliacaschi]

time?

[@fleabag592]

@@juliacaschi girl stand up

[@mianieto6038]

@@juliacaschi lmaooooo

[@zain1423]

Enya is so faded during this😂😭😭😭😭💀

[@justice-zz7hp]

drew's psyop corner was phenomenal this week... my third eye is OPEN

[@scottm99]

the way drew sits in this ep is giving troll under the bridge… but he serves regardless

[@arayshh]

LMFAOOOOO

[@chrismorezart]

Found myself incessantly muttering “right….right” under my breath today…then I realized what day it was

[@turgiv3728]

enya finally creating a leg position that rivals drew's

[@asmrizzy1574]

LMAO

[@afrafrafra]

“THEY CALL ME NINTENDO THE WAY I SWITCH UP” UHHHHHH 2024 espresso…..

[@fourscore2685]

Drew’s psyop corner is slowly becoming my fav part of the eps

[@Jessiiealvarez]

I know they’re just cousins, but i ship them sooo hard❤🥹 the way Enya looks at drew ❤❤❤❤❤

[@asaplajosi333_]

😭😭😭

[@__-ze3dy]

Im really stoned right now but i just want to say i have been watching you guys for YEARS and i think its so sweet how he still makes her laugh so much 🥺🥺

[@ari_6.6]

begging for y’all to put the betterhelp ad read after drew talks about the alters

[@robyyynn]

wimpleton sounds like a new wingbot name😭

[@biancanurnberger8539]

Maybe im crazy but everything drew says makes so much sense

[@robertavila1863]

The Drewth be like that

[@becca19216]

Riiightttt like hes not the CEO of the Drewth for nothing

[@elyssamariew]

“the action of your consequences” LMAO

[@bergdorf66]

It’s funny how they added the old filter from tiktok to Drew’s face this whole video 😂🤣

[@grave6579]

That’s just his face

[@lorenzo8863]

This is Drew's Tiktok screentime recap of the week and fun stories by Enya show.

[@paigeh2611]

enya reveals every video that she needs to read more books,,, bc unf some of the things drew says are true😭

[@m.i.lmusicislife750]

I'm sure that Drew and Enya are from planet Uranus. They're clearly aliens.

[@avaerage5930]

Ur anus 😹

[@glcryhcle]

finally they have a mediator (ky)

[@ari.6724]

the vibes of this episode are so wicked

[@e4rth4ngel]

payday and a new episode? the universe loves me

[@HH_brutal]

i love this show more than life itself

[@ALCEU1]

me tooooooooooooo

[@jolisamarie]

drew says the things me and my friends say when we’re sleep deprived and going insane

[@lastsonshine]

drew was way too funny this episode

[@ange7ita]

that "huh" drew did at 30:00 took me out 😭

[@izzyiguana]

god sending his tastiest babies to his hungriest pit bulls is crazyyy 😭

[@pvzzy_slyr]

Drew becoming more like manly men with those legs

[@nonopleaseno7941]

30:14 "ACTIONS BEFORE CONSEQUENCES" AND HE EVEN QUESTIONS IT TOO 😭😭😭✊

[@SoupieVT]

Drew is giving L from deathnote lowkey ✨

[@Oarbit]

enyas long story was literally amazing

[@isabelluh6450]

drew i'm not even joking i took a linguistic anthropology class in college once with a whole meme unit and i had to make a meme as a class assignment. you would have slayed as the professor

[@clairez8122]

Wow I love this

[@ALCEU1]

this is where i get all my information from.

[@teaivanda]

would literally pay to know what he said at 17:10

[@aazzzyy]

temu ships faster than the EI merch

[@unlitrash]

no wait i promise self help books are actually rly fucking good like don’t knock it til you try it fr, ik the covers are so ridiculous but they’re actually super helpful

[@breakfastclosed]

Ik, but I used to talk the exact same way about therapy, (respectfully) ppl who know they aren’t really helping themselves or making changes will usually talk this way abt any form of self help

[@becca19216]

18:39 LMFAOO drews line deliveries are actually a gift

[@yiuyiuv]

i’ve been going crazy all week but this has brought my sanity back to a level of normal happiness and no worry

[@xxaiver444]

ky taking a second to say p***y 🤣

[@asmrizzy1574]

drew serving joe goldberg realness in this one

[@allegra.]

4:18 girl you mean WIMBLEDON??😭

[@becca19216]

wimpelton got me so badly

[@savannahwalton3274]

the male southern accent "shit" is one of the silliest sounds in the universe

[@Kingpugster]

drew single handedly returning me back to my palewave era

[@catlovr01]

I think you guys should record an episode where you’re completely serious and have discourse on topics like personal philosophies, the human condition, religion etc.

[@SunlightJO]

girl

[@kiaramb]

drew is such a texas man when he speaks about alien and conspiracies

[@lilrunoo]

i would go into drastic student debt to go to drew’s class on memes

[@71Jalex6]

Ky’s literally the peacemaker LOL

[@dahvae5324]

why do I be watching the better help ads lit asf

[@user-co4zt9sd5e]

them posting on my birthday was the best gift ever🙏

[@blisteryurt]

happy birthday :>

[@user-co4zt9sd5e]

@@blisteryurtthank uu😛🙇‍♀️💝

[@Forestmcmillin1]

Omg ky’s back I can breathe again

[@bagofworms7625]

I love how this entire episode is just Drew's sciop corner for 40 minutes, literally insane

[@nicholasgeorge1336]

Are they on shrooms in this episode??? they seem like they are ON something lmao

[@paranoidhag]

15:43 Ok..that’s Drew’s craziest take to date, and then Enya trying so hard to process

[@sarajack5]

yuhhh finally an hour long episode thank you girls

[@GiftedMango]

If drew goes missing, we’ll know why

[@elijahdelgadillo00]

Another episode of enya telling her experience with creepy men involved

[@lykzzz__]

80% of this ep being enya trying to explain the nobu story is crazy 🤣

[@celestezana8426]

literally watching this from the psych ward guys 😍

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

Back with the 1hr+ eps?!?! SLAYYYYYY💀‼️❤️

[@carolinekraus252]

These episodes are literally the only thing getting me through the week

[@izzylopez6123]

omg we need an ep explaining the creation of the tay k diss track😩🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@reneeaissance]

drew’s psyop corner could have arguably been this whole episode

[@invilleradieuse]

enya this episode is literally me whenever i have to listen to a man talk about his interests

[@lwouldsetmyselfonfireforyou]

I’ve actually never felt a more parasocial connection to any Internet personality like I have to Drew Phillips it’s something serious

[@ANTHONYLUCKETT]

time to shut my brain off for an hour 😝

[@Jawbreaker18]

Drew looks like the main character in you

[@imyourangel3200]

not drew predicting ariana’s new album !!! 32:48

[@remy20722]

i was starting to think there was some crazy falling out between ky and them

[@robyyynn]

drew’s side part is kindaaa eating

[@wavetojulie]

im slowly becoming obsessed with drew’s chair…

[@riri-xy7tj]

still waiting for the flight home story drew mentioned in ep 101..

[@inthestars999]

We’ve been lacking a little in the awkward silence department recently

[@rumademedoit]

this podcast keeps me in the loop on psy-op conspiracy government para military theory

[@robertavila1863]

Has the intro ever looped until 0:35 seconds before ?! Are they trying to snag that winning nomination for Best Original Score, and beat Hans Zimmer (Dune 2) again?! It's not fair, they clearly have Azul composing their theme music

[@kms4258]

i study fine art at CSM (stupid fancy art school) and there was fully a 6 week seminar on memes lol

[@shirinnaidu4971]

stop this is the wrong place to ask this but I want to apply there, do you think it’s worth it for fashion design

[@baileytaylor203]

Pls god lmaooooo 55:30 I am that dying cashier !!!!! It’s always just me I screamed

[@alexandra1147]

Why was I genuinely shaken by the hungry pitbull take

[@huntersavella6068]

drew’s empty space theory is freaking me the fuck out

[@marianne22222]

this episode was so fun, I love deranged Enya bar stories, and was she really on edibles.. love that but couldn't tell because it doesn't change them fr

[@ATRAXXUSA]

It’s not siduals Drew it’s sigils 💀😭

[@Mollyw._]

This is the only thing that keeps my heart pumping

[@JasonLi-q5t]

the baby gronk livvy dunne bit was so funny😭😭😭

[@lilianaingham6279]

this is acryally the craziest episode in a while

[@lianabrooke]

i thought it was a fever dream when my 6 year old brother was watching the toilet head video

[@user-cr9zg6kd6y]

Literally tears in my eyes for erectile dysfunction dream boy

[@luethings]

thanks so much for the podcast!! will be a bittersweet last episode next week!