Emergency Intercom - Episode 86 (McDonald’s in Paris is dangerous)

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Enya had a couple glasses of wine and drew is drunk on the fermenting Parisian McDonald’s …. This episode is truly a mess so good luck LOL
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[@enjajaja]

YES... i said anita franklin instead of ARETHA FRANKLIN... i was kinda drunk and i actually dont know how that came out of my brain... im sorry..

[@enjajaja]

omg i said frank... i like actually lost 17 letters in my speach

[@enjajaja]

SPEECH... holy FUCK

[@audynapkins12]

I think it’s Urethra Franky. Very close though!

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

you are forgiven for this and everythig else past present and future be unburdened my child

[@mellamotina5100]

I thought u meant Anitta like the Brazillian singer

[@senaozturk0000]

freshly showered in freshly washed sheets and listening to emergency intercom eating nuts..life couldn’t get better

[@selenetlaseca14]

got my little drink too

[@lizzygrant5546]

Eating WHAT?

[@satelliteheart1009]

@@lizzygrant5546 LIZZY GRANT I LOVE YOU

[@lizzygrant5546]

@@satelliteheart1009 omg thx ❤️❤️

[@industryplant1235]

TÜRK MÜSÜN???

[@vrtwice5056]

They way enya never talked about eyebrow bleaching story and Drew gaslight her into thinking she did LOL

[@joshua-ck1fo]

no literally 😭😭

[@alysaur]

fr like i want to know 😭😭

[@neverendingspiral]

NO FR I WAS LIKE DREW STFU

[@reaganXD123]

He did not wanna hear about ts again

[@wishmartin1375]

LITERALLY

[@danielwaynemiller]

So proud they're shouting out a small family run business like iPhone

[@Just_Ted]

its weird not having ky trying to steal the show. i miss his voice lowkey

[@tisctisk3104]

What happened to him?

[@Just_Ted]

@@tisctisk3104 nothing lol they’re in Paris and I’m assuming he’s back in America

[@oscarkamala]

@@tisctisk3104 he died, rip old man

[@lizzygrant5546]

@@tisctisk3104 he died last week

[@mauritius7152]

@@tisctisk3104he literally died

[@michelle.delarge]

By far the prettiest episode

[@ilovecats04]

I don’t agree def the one where they are in nature!!!

[@mythgirl2]

my fav was the new york episode

[@gaybitches]

wrong

[@femaledogiselle]

the tulips make this so coquette and paris oui

[@emwitzcrackers1845]

The forest and the mexico ones were my favorites. They were holdin eachother and pointing over each others soldiers like some lewis and Clark shit

[@edweign]

Laughed way too hard at Enya calling Aretha Franklin, Anita Frank

[@zion4025]

and like no one checks her either 😭😭😭😭

[@ylopezzz4244]

55:45 ky not blurring the screen when drew ask is so funny 😭

[@nickyf1235]

FR LMFAO

[@blahblahlalah]

ky in his reputation era

[@lilybond3203]

love that they talk about the catacombs for 15 minutes before bravely asking the question "what are the catacombs?" and googling it. so real.

[@mochiemmy]

i love that they refer to their phones as “iphone” it’s so human

[@Aphex-04]

I am too emotionally attached to these people that I haven’t even met, but still know everything about them

[@pistachi0o]

same fr

[@starr_grl]

so real i've gaslighted my family into thinking ik them😃

[@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN]

yeah I feel so much for Enya, not even in any weird way, just happy that she exists.

[@miud2201]

literally the most embarrassing thing to ever happen actually bc they would not be affected by or even care if i died but if they died my heart would break into a million tiny pieces and i would mourn their deaths as if i knew them irl and it’s insane just how deep this parasocial relationship goes it freaks me out every time i think about it insane insane insane,,,,,,,

[@Aphex-04]

@@starr_grl STOP ME TOO HAHAHAH💀

[@jacksonmessenger2956]

enya smoking inside while wearing sunglasses is art it is the moment

[@cool5408]

The bleep was 100% about the hailey briber and Selena gumez drama

[@stacey-faith4285]

and they BETTER be team selena

[@cool5408]

@@stacey-faith4285 they definitely are 😘

[@gemma2182]

Enya single handedly undoing the negative smoking on a podcast propaganda that cole sprouse perpetuated.

[@malihaa3662]

speak English

[@ligrenasm]

Perpetuated

[@K8ieC18]

so true so true

[@e4rth4ngel]

what an aesthetically pleasing episode

[@Ashley-wm5rm]

I can’t believe I’m seen them for so long to the point they are actually smoking and vaping unironically

[@vanezaflowers]

hahahagahahaha

[@karmenwayman6888]

friday schedule: - get home from school at 1150 -quickly grab a snack and make iced coffe -watch emergency intercom

[@danielwaynemiller]

Step 4: dissasociate

[@jenoboi]

u get home from school that early????

[@lilianaingham6279]

real

[@j4y891]

@@jenoboi probably college

[@karmenwayman6888]

@@jenoboi friday is early release for me😊

[@esrasenyuz]

The tree is lit in such an evil way its making me nervous, juxtaposing the pretty flowers (but isn’t that Drew and Enya in a nutshell)

[@highestheels2183]

exactly

[@kait444]

ky not blurring the screen is the funniest thing ever

[@yoremawm9514]

The way I know for a fact Drew said “Hailey Beiber, Selena Gomez drama” 😩 babes just tell us how you feel

[@coolcat2956]

ok i knew it just wanted to confirm 😮

[@Alexa-ky7lj]

Theyre definitely avoiding talking about it because they're mutuals with Bella Hadid

[@curlymoon]

@@Alexa-ky7lj which is so crazy to me LOL

[@coolcat2956]

@@Alexa-ky7lj and who side would bella be taking

[@ariellockett1856]

@@coolcat2956 hailey

[@glcryhcle]

i listen to emergency intercom sm that my moms started recognizing enyas unique ass laugh 😭

[@iloveutubewhileeating]

MINE TOO 😭😭

[@kd2170]

not drew thinking we aren’t gonna know he hit his little cancer device because it’s blurred

[@Gabriel-dg2rr]

The change of scenery really makes this podcast SOO GREAT.

[@Asger009]

They went to Paris and became classist

[@jadadavui6860]

😭😭😭

[@michelle.delarge]

Drew’s smoke tricks have me in a trance

[@jaelilo8028]

noticing a pattern between drew and enya releasing and me having a manic episode just before

[@danielwaynemiller]

Drew Quote of the Day: "Android users are braver than the Marines"

[@billiepoorman6142]

The range from midnight at McDonald’s to them going to Paris for fashion week is crazy ❤

[@oakleygerona9283]

I used to watch the podcast before I went to bed and it literally gave me the craziest nightmares to the point I was waking up crying, so I had to stop for my own sanity

[@okaykourtney6288]

I usually save these for when I have bad days but I’m a para educator and some kid threw a chair at me today. Emotional support podcast for the win.

[@floores]

I’m sorry that happened to u😢 ur braver than an android user fr

[@aidanriehl9037]

watching this on my google pixel phone was a humbling experience

[@fatroach3108]

Google pixel 😭😭

[@nataliemoreno763]

It’s so crazy how Enya and Mia are doppelgängers

[@livcin3528]

WHY DID I NOT REALIZE TIL right now OMFG???? it’s uncanny what the hell

[@robertavila1863]

55:22 she cracked the 4th wall, and revealed how much time it takes Ky to co-produce this multi-million dollar podcast !! Pre-Production handled by Robert Zemeckis, edited by M. Night Shyamalan, Stunt Coordinated by Martin Scorsese, and Executive Produced by Ron Howard & Spielberg.. where Newman is simply the tea/coffee runner.

[@laurenharris7764]

I could watch Enya light a cigarette on repeat forever.

[@Marshmallow_1111]

The way enya was just letting the cigarette burn was killing me inside

[@kookvszn]

the pretty flowers, the clock, yall! beautiful setting this episode fr

[@kidraauhl]

I got yelled at in Paris for having the window open and having a conversation in our airbnb 😭💔

[@Andreamejorno]

Nothing better than getting everything done feeling clean and full and watching emergency intercom with a candle lit and comfy blankets

[@maryjanemoreno8942]

Enya not believing drew and immediately googling to see if he's right is the most aquarius shit ever 😭🤣

[@Liz_theslayer]

I have a Samsung S21 and it genuinely takes such good pictures and I personally don't miss my iPhone. I've had 3 iphones before this phone. I think most people assume the camera quality sucks ass cuz like drew, they only had it when it was ass. Now, they're extremely similar and this phone even has things my last iPhone didn't, like a director's view, where it films the front and back at the same time and I can edit videos like in imovie but directly from my gallery

[@allygale2143]

enya is more breathtangly gorgeous every single day

[@abbyalfonso6239]

breathtangly

[@kayla.taleia]

waittt just here to say i know y’all said y’all were gonna start those 45 min pod episodes peroooo i want y’all to know that listening to a hour of y’all talk literally helps me study for my finals 😭literally never stop thank you

[@ShiroPringles]

i feel like people being so conscious about having an android vs an iphone is such a western thing cus here in the philippines walking around with an android is so normal and no one bats an eye...

[@ShiroPringles]

also yeah in my experience androids are so much cheaper so that's why i had them my whole life

[@camila7545]

Same. I'm from Argentina and nobody have an Iphone

[@wanderowo9763]

cant believ enya is finally drinking on the pod 🙏

[@littleobserver9833]

I've been following you both since 2017 and I just wanted to say that I appreciate what you do so much. You are both smart people who don't take themselves too seriously while still being authentic and vulnerable. Your content always puts a smile on my face

[@natalynataly903]

i love watching this fresh and early on saturday mornings. makes it feel it's already summer

[@jaedenthomas2973]

The subtle fart at 0:34

[@_z10n1x]

enya looks so good! and drew looks the same 😍

[@livibaby]

I love drew and enya I just cream everytime they come out with a new episode

[@isadean8048]

this ep. is so sad, rip ky that old man. i’ll be sending prayers

[@xolynn8301]

Rip kyq

[@oatmeal1079]

Just got out of surgery & was looking forward to this !! :)

[@nireya]

hope you heal well ❤️

[@ivisionne]

I love how when they do episodes outside they sit the opposite way so they can show their good sides

[@ailanery]

enya with her cigs it’s giving cole sprouse gaslight male

[@jessicaleiagonzalez]

when you said des and nate i had a literal that’s so raven flashback to my “scene” days thank you drew

[@bela9410]

Them talking about how going on ur iPhone and falling into the abyss is so fun literally made me close this app to doom scroll on tiktok and do other shit on my iPhone n then I came back to finish the episode like ur so right

[@medb6503]

the amount of tabs y’all have open in your brain is especially apparent this episode i kinda want that

[@sirmisterbri5382]

I love listening to Drew exaggerate his traumas. Like I’m sure they’re bad, but I’m certain he adds like 50% more drama.

[@nicolejaniece3312]

this is so random but I could see drew and enya collaborating with hila klein for Teddy Fresh. they each have the same aura.

[@somebunny111]

enya giving cole sprouse this episode

[@veawnasoldaccount]

the way y'all talk about android users is like the same format as "I love your confidence"

[@lizziestoner9703]

I tell people about things drew and enya have said like they’re my friends and we hang out

[@bkejssjjs2763]

The way the background just looks so good like this video was so good I love the background and yalls fits with the background ughhh period😍😍😍😍

[@rileymccafferty5791]

i didn't even get up to pee on my 15H flight to America

[@gigiplsshush]

another slay from enya and drew

[@siennadunn115]

i’m really high rn and i don’t smoke that often so when i saw ur back window open i thought it was a sliding glass door and ur friends/someone was driving around remote controlled cars out in ur yard ❤️ love y’all

[@SeaofSightstoSee]

enya in her cole sprouse era w that ciggy indoors

[@charlottefoleyy]

I need Enya's outfit details every episode!!!! soooooooo goooood x

[@jonnil1997]

Kiko Kostadinov boots

[@yadavis5721]

As an android user myself living in a different country , I can confirm that it's not a choice but a sad reality of option that I have made because of the Gnarly price of iPhone in a different country 😔😪😞

[@WalpurgisDawn]

I needed yall so bad right now

[@angelicsmiles6364]

Eating blue takes and watching emergency intercom. this is life.

[@addishea1]

bleep nation is giving me fomo bc i feel like im out of the loop and missing out what u guys are saying

[@kyrahsimon4498]

not enya calling aretha franklin anitta frank 😭

[@nataly9550]

I WAS GONNA SAY THIS LIKE GIRL WHO???\\>{>{>{%

[@cherryblossombaby96]

Right 😫

[@colepersick9229]

I’ve waited ages to see enya turnt, I feel part of the club now💅🏼

[@ledmolina2256]

this is how cole sprouse THOUGHT he looked smoking a cigarette on call her daddy

[@mrfranciscocardenas1]

finding out enya is tipsy just like me makes this the best episode ever

[@t33n4g3witch]

thanks for posting everytime i stop watching emergency intercom i get withdrawals so it means a lot to me that you guys posted🥰

[@petbug3144]

no literallyyy i get so itchy

[@michelle.delarge]

Perfect weather for this episode

[@lolab.orange2614]

lol they are bleeping out kylie jenner's name 13:19

[@ninasarchives]

in an uber rn after getting my hair done. feeling good, hungry asf listening to these folks.

[@4brokenarrow768]

Every Friday I wake up just for you guys ❤🥺🥰

[@pistachi0o]

this podcast is the reason i wake up every friday

[@jordonhill22]

eating a ramen while it’s raining watching my little parisian episode i love my life 💝

[@starr_grl]

i acc cant im always so happy after u guys upload :,)

[@david_03.13]

no shade but Americans need to realize that in the rest of the world we don’t use iMessage and people don’t care about no green bubbles lol

[@Rainbowsonloop]

i love how yall still get the podcast going even on vacation, yall r just soo ambitious its super sexc hawt. lastly i would like to inform you both that i have been filled with the drewth and i am now more advanced than ever. i love you both soo much have fun✨

[@dotrene-gs8yi]

i love how they always got the therapy add but they def need better help it’s okay tho xoxo

[@kaym7800]

Y’all have a mainline backup - that’s why the toilet base where it meets the floor leaks/ toilet gurgles. I work at a plumbing company 💕💕💕

[@user-ty4ni6je1n]

Love you guyssss!!

[@rainonme.2305]

this episode was so good i loved it

[@zamiratorres7011]

YALL need to do an episode while being high

[@cool5408]

I love you Dirt and Ebola!!

[@gracey8916]

them living the parisian life im so jealous

[@sunny-qk3uk]

watching this on my samsung flip and ya know you can say whatever you want but boys come up to me just to flip my phone and talk to me so who really wins 🏆

[@sadie9476]

eat.

[@MasonPaul]

WHEN YALL STARTING SINGING BODIESSSS YESSS😂😂❤️❤️!!!

[@mayatinoco835]

when enya goes to france she turns into cole sprouse jkjk

[@calebpurdie9747]

MORE LIKE THIS!!!! WE LOOVE YOU ALWAYS

[@mayatucker5509]

THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS EPISODE

[@anissadracenazuniga]

Omg why is this the first time I’m noticing drew sensually whispering “emergency intercom” during the intro 🤤

[@poety4007]

thanks for helping me pack my suitcase enya and drew

[@ladyluckjules]

Enya is giving everything with this damn cigarette