YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE AN OFFICE BONK

[@tetsubo57]

I work in a factory. You need a scorecard to keep track of who has slept with who. From one-night stands, to short term relationships, to living together, to marriages. Marriages that break up and than exes that get involved with other coworkers. Not to mention all the kids that exist because of those hook-ups.

[@jemmabayliss9040]

Happy New Year Emily & thank you for all the work you do to entertain all of us x

[@zaineridling]

Best back-to-reality line: "You're at work; you've got work to do."

[@lazylank]

I would pay just to hear Emily say 'Bonk' 100 times over! I don't know why, but the word itself and how she says it is just amusing to me.

[@shotokanads3325]

can't stop laughing - great post. You two make a brilliant double act. Loving the glasses, good look. Have a fantastic 2018.

[@emilyhart]

ahhh thanks so much :) x

[@bq9926]

I predict that sooner or later a smart TV producer will approach you about creating a weekly TV show based on your 10 Reasons Why episodes. Your creativity is wonderful. Em and Jess - best wishes for a great New Year and thanks for the laughs in 2017.

[@davemdevon.5423]

Hi Emily , you two together is just magic , happy new year Xxx

[@brettmarlar4154]

Great video as always. Love the new specs! (If they're even new, just don't recall aver seeing you wear them.)

[@rogaineablar5608]

Dating in the office is almost always bad, unless the person works for a different team/section/boss.

[@jamesduncan1809]

Happy new year emily. May the bonk be with you.

[@shotokanads3325]

I work in a Hospital.....everything you say is so true!

[@fraserthomson5502]

Happy New Year Emily!!! All the very best to you and all your family in 2018. I found your channel a few years ago when my wife was really struggling with her health (diagnosed with chronic illness), depression and anxiety. I was looking for any help I could find and came across your KZbin channel. On a serious note, a lot of your experiences I can relate to. Not personally, but I’ve witnessed and supported them. My wife’s health, both mentally and physically, is improving as she comes to terms with her condition. Aside from you providing me with another insight to how some people suffer (further my education) you also entertain at my level of humour. Thank-you!

[@smmydvr]

Happy New Year, Emily! Already my first laugh of the year! Love to Jessica as always, keep the funny coming.

[@DG-oc2uw]

Having had office bonks in two different workplaces I can in fact confirm that they are EXCELLENT and if you have the opportunity DO IT DO IT DO IT. Happy 2018!

[@bl4ckkn1g8t5]

Because if you are a man it's very likely you will be up on sexual harassment charges or even rape charges if the relationship goes sour.

[@maryhelen1011]

This was so very funny! You're my favorite comedian! A very happy happy new year to you and your wonderful family! Lots of love and hopes for a great year!!

[@matthewfetherston5322]

I can just imagine all the sisters arguing at once. You would need ear plugs. Great videos you two thanks for being so entertaining .

[@seanallenmccoy]

Happy New Year Jessica & Emily! I thought this was a strong script and dramatic/comedic acting was well-done.

[@mecano316]

happy new years to you and your family ! rules #1 of work dont f... with the payroll

[@simoncroatia]

Thank you. Happy New Year to you too.

[@Simonize41]

Happy New Year to you ladies! Just to say I found this Top 10 to be your best one yet, I found it funny, but also that it portrayed a very serious message. A work colleagues sister had an office bonk a few years ago and it almost ruined her in the end. I won’t go into details out of privacy to her except to say that it ended up costing her her job and she had a nervous breakdown because of it. She’s now back at home with her mum. You can fill in the blanks. Anyway, shagging in the office ain’t a good idea people. Keep up the great work you do Emily.🙂👍🏻

[@TaylorMade511]

And because the rejected person will stab you in the back and ruin your career. I dated my boss once. She ended it and then she gave me bad work reviews to get me fired. I had to fight hard to keep my job.

[@redsands1001]

Oh god the flashbacks this video brought up. Anyway Happy New Year

[@michaels8375]

I have to get my own nerdy glasses now. great vid. thanx for the laughs!

[@jonathanhansen3709]

I worked for AT&T and saw numerous others do this, and saw everything you cite here.

[@peterwright4224]

Hi Emily nice to see you again on you tube , great you are still going, hey the company bonk can be so positive you are wrong , imagine , oh no a gentleman has his fun but never tells , one company I have in very fond memory

[@trevcornwall8160]

Needed this today haha :D oh the chemistry hahaha Happy New Year you guys! X

[@loco0351]

Happy New Year :) Hope this new year brings you even more success.

[@HugoTeerds]

One of the best ones Emily! Congrats!

[@HugoTeerds]

Oh, and a very happy 2018 to you and Jessica.

[@boland73]

Didn't know bonk was slang for sex until Jess did her vid because I'm not British lol

[@handyhippie6548]

the first one is why you should never dip your pen in company ink. if it doesn't work out, you need a new mate, and a new job.

[@greensteve9307]

Is it just me, or is Jessie insanely attractive?

[@ricksmith4840]

Steve Cheetah not just you.

[@FuryRoad81]

She's so beautiful it hurts

[@MrLorenzovanmatterho]

AND an identical twin! Possibly the perfect woman.

[@How.Dare.You.]

Its just you

[@martkt10]

Great video Em, Loving the glasses, and happy new year x

[@uChewyTube]

Brilliant as ever however I could have done seeing this 10 days ago, now it's too late!!!

[@starman9921]

You should have a bonk anytime you can get one😂😂😂😂😂

[@gweihir2277]

Happy New Year, Emily! Like the glasses. I predict additional views due to "sexy teacher" effect ;-) Although the reflections are a bit of a problem. Place the light higher?

[@jwelchon2416]

All that may be true...but I would still go for it. Can't help being weak willed!

[@michaelterry1000]

Toby from HR commented that Jessica is exceptional talented in the Lotus Blossom position.

[@lawrencepeters4139]

Absolutely loved it pity you stopped Jessica take her top off

[@marktaylor4013]

Happy new year. I didn't think you could get any hotter but I love the glasses

[@hollowayar]

This was a hilarious take or reality of the office bonk. You look great in the glasses BTW, and please let Jessica take her top off if she wants next time ;)

[@roymclean1198]

Workplace "socializing" is a kind of laziness. All the fallout that may come if it goes sideways is not worth it. A bit of effort elsewhere (bar, volunteering, blind date setups, whatever...) will ensure fewer complications... mind you, my girlfriend has a home office, so when i fetch her tea i make a point of not flirting...

[@johnceragioli9671]

Happy New Year Emily!

[@globalcitizen5887]

Emily! Love the specs! You should wear them more often! :)

[@rolfsinkgraven]

Wow the year started with a Bonk hehe loved it and i wish you a happy new year!!

[@Gman-109]

Who would "bonk" you with that stupid ass mustache. I call BS. Unless you bonked your boyfriend, that I might believe.

[@jamesholland7268]

Happy New Year to you as well, Emily.

[@HelloWorld-rf2bg]

Post Scriptum, This is why we all like Jessi or him ? Quote: "he is Back" ?

[@beekerfishmania]

Happy New Year, Ms.Hart.

[@matthewcnorris]

Happy New Year Emily.

[@duaneedmunds1326]

Office Bonk, sounds like an app. opportunity. Cheers girls twas awesome ✌🏽

[@bl4ckkn1g8t5]

Because you work in the family business

[@gammaga]

those glasses look good on you.

[@BitsAndPieces2024]

Happy New Year indeed!

[@HarshitPopat]

How about "10 reasons why you(Emily) love travelling to new places"

[@stonetigercity]

Emily! You look great with glasses!

[@kevinwestrom4775]

Happy 2018! Have a great year.

[@yaishk]

Happy New Year and all the best for 2018 Emily.

[@syriancorpse]

You’re talented 😍😍😍

[@AlexTheel]

Another great video you two! May 2018, be an amazing year for you.

[@vitesh89]

I can't agree with you anymore on every single one of these, I have a fantasy about having a hot P.A but in reality I've learnt the hard way never to even flirt with work colleagues.

[@michaelsmith1262]

Jessica is great at these videos.

[@triumphsolos]

Happy New year!!!!!!!

[@FHB71]

Gosh! I can relate to no. 1 ... never again 😂

[@jimcorbeil]

After realizing there is a when and more specifically, where to post funny, yet, inappropriate videos, I'm going to just say that I fall in the "Shouldn't" category and that #2 scared me. Happy New Year : )

[@paulcaskey]

I kept looking for a lightning shaped scar.

[@randymarsengill6035]

You look good in glasses!

[@siypic]

Chaps......you risk your job and your liberty having an "office bonk".

[@jefferey31]

I don't care if the video is good or not...I just stay for the music at the end

[@morganfreeman1906]

You should do a vid about 10 reasons why you forgot to do opposing viewpoints.

[@jackharrington5967]

Happy New Year!

[@jimwisconsin4453]

Glasses look great. funny video!

[@frankoliveri9228]

Love the glasses

[@harrisharris7379]

Happy New Year Emily....

[@Nebbia_affaraccimiei]

Happy new year!

[@zzchil21]

Still laughing at #2!!

[@toneman335]

Here is the sad truth... about 50% of married women have "affairs" and over 30% of them meet their partner in crime at work.

[@magnuspahlsson3531]

I now one more reason! "-Congratulations to your new beby! Who is the dad? -You know the ugly caretaker and Mom's Boy on 11th floor. -Yes?! -It is not one of them"!!

[@marcosrajo7741]

Happy 2018 Emily

[@michaelwalton4017]

Happy New Year! (Bonk!)😋

[@billsmith5042]

... a pretzel?,... lolol

[@triumphsolos]

Gosh I missed u so much

[@gutz1981]

Another reason why you shouldn't have an office bonk? Because your sex partner may take advantage of you if you are the maintenance man in the building you work together in and when you constantly lift things with a second person and she runs over to "help you" get through the door in front of people you both know, she grabs onto your ass as you walk pass the hall and you can't do nothing to stop her. All the while your boss who is on the other side of what you are carrying can't stop laughing at you and video cameras are everywhere watching this happen and your job is on the line.

[@xman870096]

gutz1981... Ouch!!. Sorry but it seems like you're writing out of experience. Hope everything works out well......

[@gutz1981]

xman870096 Ha ha, yeah, it was an experience I can tell you that. This was like 10 years ago, and I eventually had to call off the relationship very early on as it was proving an issue to work with her as she was an older woman and I was a young man and she had no problem in what she did in front of people or letting her friends at work know we were sleeping together. I eventually lost my job, but it was unrelated issue. But I felt like the office pet with her at one stage when we were sleeping together.

[@xman870096]

gutz1981... Yeah, that's not a road I ever traveled, I worked for a large mining company and it was made abundantly clear that any 'relationship' hijinks would not be tolerated, so I steered very clear of those issues.

[@caseyheath8131]

Do y'all share glasses or was that just for the skit? They look good on ya!

[@0nem1leh1gh]

Nice nail polish.

[@paullewis3204]

You dont want this! bonking in the office?

[@LazarkGaming]

As I'm watching this, I just found out that a flight attendant and pilot have got engaged... I was thinking of no 2 on this list.

[@Uzumaki636]

Happy 2018!!! Yay!

[@MacV888]

Rule Nr 1 "Don't dip your pen in company's ink" broke it once and as a result I'm hanging like a bitch after long night of heavy drinking and saying goodbye to the worst year of my life ;)

[@pauliect4476]

Bonk, shag, where do you find the time to come up with something that deep?

[@MrLorenzovanmatterho]

What's with your nails? I sorry but I don't think orange is your colour. Always a joy when you work with Jess. That said I like the glasses, very Diana Prince.

[@SolarTideVibes]

Gents - if you bonk in Office your 1 complaint from being fired. Simple as that.

[@WRPUS471]

By an "office bonk", do you mean sex with someone in the office or sex with someone with whom you work? Bonking in the office is a REALLY BAD IDEA.

[@pile333]

Emily Kent. ^_^ You look so good with those eyeglasses. Are they real spectacles?

[@christopherellis2663]

'"Performance " performance '....Lol ☆♡☆ never tried it ☆♡☆ Feliz Año Nuevo

[@well_i_liked_it]

Exactly!

[@josefkrakel9136]

Shouldn't Jessica have her mustache and ball cap on for this?

[@1978jimmyc]

Funny but true!

[@glimmeringshard]

Very funny!

[@DanFrederiksen]

Could Jessica start daily vlogging? maybe what she does during work hours. No reason.

[@purejudge89]

Nice specs 👌