the game is for mine again and nothing has been changed so before i slay this godforsaken creature give thy daughter a kiss
@Thawhid2 жыл бұрын
@@featherman209 ahh man you only changed some of it
@boxie132 жыл бұрын
How doth one with a maidens hair name ones self after a bow?
@fluce7213 жыл бұрын
When Sir Marshall of Mathers the 3rd battles against Crossbow Kelly in the annual village duel
@123huggaable3 ай бұрын
FML LOL
@icecreamtub1233 жыл бұрын
"Humourous, alas true. Doth rather be 80 year old me, than 20 year old you."
@0x0ace3 жыл бұрын
Forgive me, your lordship, but "thee" does not mean "me".
@icecreamtub1233 жыл бұрын
@@0x0ace By the powers, a thousand thanks your lordship. One has altered the scripture to reflect this knowledge.
@fire-typhoon1232 жыл бұрын
20 year old *thou
@HeavyMetal-jy4vj2 жыл бұрын
More like 40 year old me lol
@cursedcat6467 Жыл бұрын
@@fire-typhoon123thou is formal, Long Bow Kelly shall not get such respect
@joshrepik3 жыл бұрын
“Mine base of applauders fair larger than thine, in the province of your origin, swine!”
@rejeanthomas03242 жыл бұрын
For mine greatest of flops, art thou greatest hits.. ~Ser Marshall of house Mathers, "slim of the evening shade"
@galaxythefifth2 жыл бұрын
thy*
@francesaprilrheavillanueva7652 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@skyrimprodigy Жыл бұрын
@@galaxythefifth Thine* 💙
@lycan249411 ай бұрын
cringe
@mirror85193 жыл бұрын
Sir Slim of the Shade disses HCK (Heavy Crossbow Kellington)
@an35823 жыл бұрын
Repeating Crossbow Kelly got burned at the stake.
@flyingpiggie9792 жыл бұрын
“Thou would have to bed Kim in my robes, I shall gift thou mine crackowes, For hath long as I art shady, Thy shall reside within mine contour Exhausting, casting sleight upon mine offspring Likeness of bowstring, wench, take thine off me, Thou dance around thy truth, Like a jester, alas, We doth all see Thou hath misery befall thee Because Sir Gerald is courting maiden Halsey”
@ninjaSNAKE43 жыл бұрын
my mill grinds wheat and spice, your mill grinds rats and mice
@manuj28683 жыл бұрын
So what good is a ploughing crossbow, when it’s out of arrows?!
@zawake3 жыл бұрын
Ok someone has to do a whole parody with this theme
@KaRmaTheSchemer3 жыл бұрын
💰
@sergioaguilera83093 жыл бұрын
I’m dead bro
@declaredsnow3 жыл бұрын
* Bolts
@manuj28683 жыл бұрын
@@declaredsnow does not sound as smooth I’m afraid
@ruggedtrash2765 Жыл бұрын
"I hadst to giveth thee a profession to destroyeth t"
@crucifixmegabuster953 жыл бұрын
Rapid arrow kellis verbally slayin by Marshall of the 8 miles
@Supaay3 жыл бұрын
Supplyin' smoketh, did get the fireth stok'd sayeth thee did get me in a boweth, but thee graz'd me
@Bubsrns11 ай бұрын
Keep up the amazing content seriously plz never stop making these
@bekurerukuro86462 жыл бұрын
Sir Marshall of the 8th Mile.
@jamarr2711 ай бұрын
Doth mine ears deceive me... why this will sure rock the tavern 🍺
@nikhilmood313 жыл бұрын
Because that gent knoweth longeth as I am Shady, that gent hast to liveth in mine own shadow
@extrememind1003 жыл бұрын
lmao
@andrewsmith32573 жыл бұрын
He really owned Machine Jester Kelly
@BOAYang2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Very-Tired2 жыл бұрын
Thou hath lost thyne battle thou picked
@feikjte753811 ай бұрын
Amazing !!!
@dezstanie43003 жыл бұрын
Thee soundeth liketh a wench, wench did shut the alas up at which hour thy fans becometh thy coxcomb'rs thee done? alas, thy beard's weird good now thee yellin' at the mic, thee weird beard we doin' this once thy beard's weird, wherefore thee yellin' at the mic? rihanna just hitteth me on a text last night of all i hath left hickeys on h'r neck waiteth, thee just diss'd me? i'm p'rplex'd fig me in a line, compliment me on the next, alas i'm very much s'rry thee wanteth me to has't a heart attacketh wast watchin' 8 mile on mine own n'rdictrack did realize i f'rgot to calleth thee backeth h're's yond autograph f'r thy daught'r, i wroteth t on a starteth'r cap stan, stan, son, hark, sir, father isn't nimble-footed but how thee gonna nameth yourself aft'r a alas caliver and has't a sir bun? the giant's did wake, eyes ope, undeniable supplyin' smoketh, did get the fireth stok'd sayeth thee did get me in a scope, but thee graz'd me i sayeth one calleth to int'rscope and thou art swayze thy replyeth did get the crowd yelling, "woo" so bef're thee kicketh the bucket alloweth's seeth who is't can out-petty who is't with thy c'rny lines (slim thou art fusty) ow, kelly, ooh, but i'm 45 and i'm still outselling thee by 29 i hadst three albums yond hadst did blow anon alloweth's speak of somethin' i very not much doth wend in someone's daught'r's that from which we speak stealin' food but thou art a fuckin' mole hill, anon i'ma maketh a mountain out of thee, woo! ho, chill, actin' liketh thee putteth the chrome barrel to mine own bone marrow gunn'r? wench, thee ain't a boweth and arrow sayeth thee'll runneth up on me liketh a phoneth bill, sprayin' leadeth playin' dead, yond's the only timeth thee holdeth still art thee eating c'real, 'r oatmeal? what the alas's in the bowl, milketh? wheaties 'r che'rios? 'cause i'm takin' a the horror in 'em, kelly, i needeth reading mat'rial dictionary yo slim, thy lasteth four albums did suck wend backeth to recov'ry, oh shooteth, yond wast three albums ago what doth thee knoweth? oops, knoweth thy facts bef're thee cometh at me, lil' goof luxury, oh, thee hath broken, wench? yeah, i hadst enow wage in '02 to burneth t in front of thee, ho young'r me? nay, thee the whack me t's comical, but so true i'd rath'r beest 80 year fusty me than 20 year fusty thee 'til i'm hitting fusty age, still can filleth a whole page with a 10 year fusty's rage did get m're fans than thee in thy owneth city, lil' kiddy wend playeth, feeleth liketh i'm babysitting lil tay did get the diddy well enow so thee hath spent thy whole day shootin' a video just to fuckin' digeth thy owneth grave did get thee at thy owneth waketh, i'm the billy goat thee ain't nev'r madeth a listeth next to nay biggie, nay jay next to tayl'r swift, and yond iggy ho, thee about to very much bloweth kelly, those gents'll beest putting thy nameth next to ja, next to benzino, kicketh the bucket, moth'rfuck'r liketh the lasteth moth'rfuck'r sayin' hailey in vain alien brain, thee satanist (yeah) mine own biggest flops art thy greatest hits the game's mineth again and ain't nothin' hath changed but the locks so bef're i slayeth this wench, mwah, giveth jade a kisseth gotta waketh up lab'r day to this (the alas?) bein' rich-sham'd by some pricketh usin' mine own nameth f'r clickbait in a state of bliss 'cause i hath said his goddamn nameth anon i gotta cock backeth, aim, yeah, wench, popeth champagne to this t's thy moment, this is't as big as thou art gonna receiveth, so enjoyeth t hadst to giveth thee a careth'r to destroyeth t lethal injection, wend to catch but a wink six feet deep i'll giveth thee a b f'r the eff'rt, but if 't be true i wast three foot 11, thee'd behold up to me, and f'r the rec'rd thee wouldst sucketh a dick to fuckin' beest me f'r a second licketh a ballsack to receiveth on mine own channel giveth thy life to beest as solidifi'd this mothafuckin' the horror is liketh rambo at which hour that gent's out of bullets so what valorous is a fuckin' machine caliver at which hour t's out of ammo? hadst enow of this tatted-up mumble rapp'r how the alas can that gent and i hurlyburly? that gent'll has't to alas kim in mine own flannel i'll giveth that gent mine own sandals 'cause that gent knoweth longeth as i'm shady, that gent's gon' has't to liveth in mine own shadow exhausting, letting off on mine own offspring liketh a caliver barrel, wench, receiveth off me thee danceth 'round t liketh a sombr'ro, we can all seeth thou art fuckin' salty 'cause young g'rald's balls-deep inside of halsey thy r'd did sweat'r, thy black leath'r thee dresseth bett'r, i rap bett'r yond a death threat 'r a loveth lett'r? dram white toothpick thinkest t's ov'r a pic, i just liketh not thee, pricketh grant you mercy f'r dissing me anon i hadst an colours on the mic to writeth, "not alike" but very much, i careth not who is't's in the right but thou art losin' the square thee pick'd who is't else wanteth t, kells? attempteth fails, budden, l's fuckin' nails in these coffins as soft as cottonelle killshot, i shall not faileth, i'm with the doc still but this clotpole's boss pops pills and tells that gent that gent's did get arts but kells, the day thee putteth out a hitteth's the day diddy admits yond that gent putteth the hitteth out yond did get pac hath killed, ah i'm sick of thee bein' whack and still usin' yond mothafuckin' auto-tune, so alloweth's speak of t (let's speak of t) i'm sick of thy mumble rap that from which we speak needeth to receiveth the cock up out t bef're we can coequal speak of t (talk about t) i'm sick of thy blonde hair and earrings just 'cause thee behold in the mirr'r and bethink thou art marshall math'rs (marshall math'rs) cullionly not thou art, and thou art not about t so just leaveth mine own dick in thy that from which we speak, and keepeth mine own daught'r out t thee fuckin', oh and i'm just playin', diddy, thee knoweth i loveth thee
@WebbedMaple26589 ай бұрын
Fucking masterpiece
@justme423006 ай бұрын
Stan, Stan, son. Father is not angered, but, how thou namest thyself after a crossbow, and brandish a hair bow?
@diddliduddli28353 жыл бұрын
yesss :] pls never stop your music is so great 😖
@damonh96683 жыл бұрын
Accept my signature for your young lady, i inscribed it on ones sport hat
@Lucro_unchained3 жыл бұрын
Yo! I'll be expecting my invitation for the Mad&Evil tape ! Keep going hard and bard!
@holtzykiwi96163 жыл бұрын
Damn I thought this would never be released!!!
@danielhagen37393 жыл бұрын
Who else was here for the live premier? We love you beedle👌
@randomguyonyt10093 ай бұрын
“Fatal venom cause thou to rest 2 meters in depth”
@skeletorwillreturnwithmore66393 жыл бұрын
Machine bow got destroyed in 1500s
@lmaowtaf87543 жыл бұрын
Loll
@Supaay3 жыл бұрын
T's thy moment, this is't as big as thou art gonna receiveth, so enjoyeth t hadst to giveth thee a careth'r to destroyeth t
@RealBobKennedy Жыл бұрын
thy facial hair astranged me
@austintherrien8447 Жыл бұрын
Yo I feel like I heard this in plants vs zombies 😂
@KawiChris3 жыл бұрын
These comments are great
@comedyreaper81252 жыл бұрын
Your a genius....
@BlaquePauldron2 жыл бұрын
Thy Red Kirtle Thy Black Girdle
@muttleycrew2 жыл бұрын
Verily Beedle, I note that Rapidly Reloaded Catapult Kelly hath been laid into the ground by thy disrespectful composition.
@henrymt28513 жыл бұрын
Again a nice one 👍
@beans53203 жыл бұрын
confessions of a dangerous mind
@Kian_Karbor3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P TO MGK
@Parsilious5 ай бұрын
"Thy red tunic, thy sable leather, Thou dost dress finer, yet my verse is better, Be it a threat of death or a missive of affection, O pale spindle, Think’st thou it be o’er a picture? Nay, I just disdain thee, fool, Gratitude for thine dissing."
@yungrecklessgang5624 Жыл бұрын
Do rap devil next
@JoeLackey Жыл бұрын
Fair Rihanna didst send a missive my way, Last night, her neck bore marks from my embrace. What's this, thou hast insulted me today? In one breath, thou dost scorn, then seek my grace, oh, base! I'm truly sorry if I cause thy heart to wane, I watched '8 Mile' whilst on my Nordic path
@PERC_-ANGLE2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a RuneScape song lmao
@olegkopylov95542 жыл бұрын
Very good
@efnick963 жыл бұрын
Repeating crossbow Kelly got ROASTED
@KaRmaTheSchemer3 жыл бұрын
💰
@narcseven42133 жыл бұрын
roasted? you mean R.I.P.
@felix4321ful Жыл бұрын
Robin Hood movie Soundtrack
@letthepainremain2 жыл бұрын
King Marshall III against Medieval Gun Kelly!
@nolesy342 жыл бұрын
Medieval musket Kelley
@Thegoldmaster_X3 жыл бұрын
Do Eazy E next
@xSoporific13 жыл бұрын
nice
@gromusodus19493 жыл бұрын
This kinda sounds like a Cosmo Sheldrake song.
@PAPAPJ3 жыл бұрын
Fire 🔥
@localdude29792 жыл бұрын
Pleade do Rap Devil too
@miresetheunderground2 жыл бұрын
You are fucking genius 🧠🧠
@SamratDuttabdn3 жыл бұрын
Thy facial hairs art unnatural
@wesleyskiles45153 жыл бұрын
we need some Wayne!
@souhimrohella3 жыл бұрын
Some Kendrick too
@francesaprilrheavillanueva7652 жыл бұрын
the comments, hilarious
@dutch-ownerz10 ай бұрын
How can you name yourself after a dam king and have a bronze ring
@mattdee84883 жыл бұрын
Need bout thirty fowty dollas
@igitha..._3 жыл бұрын
Dost thou memberberry whenst thine Eminems eyes that doth sparkle with the hue of the bluest skies? Dost thou recall the shapeliness of late Eminem's ears that amalgamated query in times of recent?
@mr.paulino9318 Жыл бұрын
Sounds better than the original tbh
@biki89chan3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@christovrea42733 жыл бұрын
Your beardeth’s weirdeth
@taymharb3 жыл бұрын
Make one for bu kalthom (search for him he is an Arabian rapper from syria ) makes great music