Eminem's Golden Advice for Life

[@M4ng0-4]

Bro was definitely warning us with oil executives

[@enciknurul9356]

He tryin to tell us the whole life

[@lutongpinoy4602]

Yap, lots and lots of baby oil from the executives

[@mstoyagrant]

💯

[@missblack5008]

I thought the same

[@utichannel2988]

same thought hahahha the baby oils hahaha

[@lyamgray9796]

The fact he did all with a straight face makes it even more funny.

[@axlenuts5418]

Most talent I've ever seen from that loser 😅

[@DLuzElAngelMusikal]

He looks like he barely wanted to be there

[@lyamgray9796]

@@DLuzElAngelMusikal true

[@elite6569]

Nah he was enjoying tf out of that. Could barely keep back the laugh.

[@rmaximus]

When he said oil executive he almost loose it

[@dontmindme.4220]

Literally he's a genius. His expression.. not laughing at his own jokes, means he's a real comedian. Dead ass serious face

[@joanweintraud4955]

l haven't listened to his music however l think he's marvellous and l am on old lady more power to your elbow my young man ❤

[@dontmindme.4220]

@@joanweintraud4955 my mom is 57 but used to listen to him. His grandfather himself already ;) so no worries

[@dontmindme.4220]

@@joanweintraud4955 music has no age

[@AshErin8304]

@@joanweintraud4955 You should definitely listen to his music ❤ I bet you would like it!

[@deucepickle2091]

I'm pretty sure he's never smiled in his whole life. This isn't him being a comedy genius, this is just him. All the time.

[@olivlstu-x5i]

litterally everything he said was true. it buys crazy ass happiness

[@he1rofark]

i know right

[@denishahaver5092]

Until judgement day.

[@RIPDerek20]

After around $100k per year it doesn’t. You can get pretty much everything you want with that income the only difference is the quality and the amount. We all become adjusted to our situations so a year long vacation means less to me than a 3 day vacation meant when I was poor. A fruit doesn’t ripen perpetually, it eventually becomes too sweet or even sour.

[@ultravegito3129]

“Money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys crazy ass happiness” god I love Eminem

[@zoteisingson2805]

Same 😂

[@adorablesanya]

Yea😂

[@iri23na]

He took that one from zlatan

[@atomaraffe]

This is purely genius, cause you know that crazy ass happiness isn’t true happiness.

[@Kincan]

@@iri23na this is way older dude

[@MichiganFresh]

The little face twitches when he holds back a laugh. Natural performer 😂

[@TheGoutTrout]

Thats just Slim trying to stop Marshal from getting out and taking over

[@pameladenny4733]

I don't see it. Watched it 5 xs, nope.

[@ashishtahelyani3135]

Just once after oil executives

[@johnkraft6053]

I just watched this again, paying very close attention to his face, and I have no idea what you're talking about

[@LostinMayberry]

When he started to say money doesn’t buy happiness there’s was a small brief upturn in the corners of his mouth. And the very last thing he said right at the beginning there was a brief smile like he thought it was funny. Very subtle.

[@MikeyBAmazing]

Dave loved it, so did Em.

[@cl5619]

Late Nite shows used to be so damn good… Then Trump won and they all became politically charged unfunny sanctimonious garbage

[@countrygeneral]

​@@cl5619 lmao what???

[@damienleigh9943]

​@@countrygeneralhe isnt wrong tbf

[@countrygeneral]

@@damienleigh9943 care to elaborate? This is the first time I hear about shit like that

[@damienleigh9943]

@@countrygeneral When the content became heavily political, especially critical of Trump, it felt more like preachy commentary than light-hearted fun.

[@EmilyW.isawakenotwoke]

He makes the best kind of comedian because it's so hard to tell what he's really feeling.

[@dolivera21]

"If I sign something for you, and I see it on Ebay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed" got me 😂😂😂💀☠️💀☠️

[@ZAGS1968]

Please tell me what does it mean?

[@Shmorkie13]

@@ZAGS1968 He's saying if he autographs something for you (as a fan), and he later finds out you sold it to make money because it was signed, he will appear under your bed

[@AbbyFargher-tøp]

i aint complaining

[@ZAGS1968]

@@Shmorkie13 Thank you, it's because he is giving advice for children, right?

[@Shmorkie13]

@@ZAGS1968 Kinda, it's more of a joke

[@susanow1579]

"Oil Executive" ..... he's been hinting n warning us since ages ago. Deepest respect for this legend ❤

[@amienmoslim2892]

Keep it real

[@juliadesirevasquezangulo3411]

away from PDD

[@ShanareeHamrick]

What does that supposed to even mean? 😂

[@TathyHotel]

@@ShanareeHamrickit has to do with P Diddy, look it up “P Diddy Baby Oil”

[@azmainzawad8815]

​@@ShanareeHamrickover 1000 baby oil was found in diddy's home. He uses those for freak offs.

[@scientistmansing1570]

Real gangsta😎

[@ChiliJ-e6b]

Nope!

[@rafawieruszynski7156]

Real looser

[@rafawieruszynski7156]

@@scientistmansing1570 real looser

[@cosimoromano7683]

Tupac was a real gangsta, Eminem just a very good goat

[@nickkalsi1276]

Nothing gangsta about a woke and worthless sellout

[@TheGirlNotNextDoor]

He spoke his truth, he kept it real😭man I love em so much bro, there’s just no reason to not love em

[@phatjnation7857]

That wasn't just Eminem Slim Shady slipped out

[@JJMartinez1985]

Yup that Em had some slim shady touretts for sure lol

[@SystemHangDilli]

Can see he reading No hate

[@phatjnation7857]

​@@SystemHangDilliCan you see that nobody asked you No hate

[@SystemHangDilli]

@@phatjnation7857 this is comment section Who asks anyone to comment except for the creator or uploader? I was just saying that it might not have been even Shady himself

[@phatjnation7857]

​@@SystemHangDilliAnd all I was doing was making a joke but you ruined it

[@talithanavedo9233]

Oil executives holds new meaning😅

[@Nayeonpop-i9w]

Baby oil? Hahah

[@Janis_Mbaija_Nduli]

😂😂😂

[@freestyletrainer]

Yeah! And "Step off bitch" got me lol😂

[@mbolikop6419]

Underated comment

[@lightshunshine3861]

if im not mistaken eminem is one of popular rappers that doesnt feared with puff

[@oceanbreezecaligirl1128]

Em has a great sense of humor, it is dry humor & he rarely breaks a smile but you can tell the ones who get him & get his humor.

[@JasbirPaulRfc4ever]

100%

[@aura0726]

Yeah but all of them were true ... All he said for him is true ..people take it like a funny thing because he doesn't smile ..

[@vincent_hall]

Like the Scottish: totally serious, dry humour. Except you can't always tell with the Scottish. Maybe you have to know them very well.

[@JasbirPaulRfc4ever]

@@oceanbreezecaligirl1128 a didnt said anything out of prder guys really hope none of yous coming after me for no reson

[@JasbirPaulRfc4ever]

eminem got me through some hard shit

[@sankalpaghosh30]

Cold 🥶 intelligent personality ! Thanks for advices !

[@Mara.La888]

Knowing him, he invented all this on the spot 😂 pure talent

[@ashleyhannah68]

Clearly not..... you can see his eyes moving left to right each time he's speaking, as if he's reading it off. Kind of made me sad lol cause it would be better off the top of his head and 100% coming from him. I hope they didn't write it and had him say it, I at least hope he did write it and reading off his own words.

[@Zsocaq]

@@ashleyhannah68nahh he is a rapper he can do this any time he didnt look for the script

[@christophercostello696]

​@@Zsocaqwhat? Are all rappers secretly the best improv comics? Such a stupid comment

[@roman9577]

​@@christophercostello696 they train the brain about it everyday wtf u talking about

[@aemiooo]

​@@christophercostello696he freestyled rap god. all unscripted.

[@LegoGamer6]

This is why I love Eminem 😂😂😂 “if I sign something for you and I see it on eBay, I’ll be under your bed when you get home.” 😂😂😂

[@simphonitannyafebria4000]

Sorry i wonder, What it's mean??

[@dansh02]

He signed it for fans not for sell@@simphonitannyafebria4000

[@i.l.y7]

Fans meminta tanda tangannya. Terus fans itu menjualnya di online shop. Eminem membuat joke, dia bakal ada di bawah tempat tidur fans itu​@@simphonitannyafebria4000

[@YouTubeCommenter13]

​@@simphonitannyafebria4000let me explain "He signed his signature to his fans, But if they sell it online, he will be under their bed"

[@simphonitannyafebria4000]

@@KZbinCommenter13 oo wow.. Thank's

[@toxic_mute_7650]

“ Don’t waste your time watching this show “ was personal😂💔lol

[@movies2585]

Trueee😂😂😂

[@emydemmo2]

Best advice, too 😅

[@AP00144]

Fr 🤣🤣

[@TNxCK]

Bet we’re all wasted watching this show 😂 N idc cuz i watch u, Eminem 😂😂

[@evathekid-u3s]

This is why he’s the goat. THE GOAT

[@frederickhaddox2063]

He’s right about oil executives…. They’re crazy….

[@RONDOLELE]

It's real happen

[@pwkg]

it's real happen

[@lenterafebruari]

its real wtf 😂

[@limonromero6323]

Wow He knew about oil 😐

[@icebeargamingrobloxd981]

😂😂😂😂

[@RomaTomatoe]

Oil Executives: Subliminal shots at Diddy.

[@villapapa7440]

The evidence was there,😂we didn't put it together back then😂

[@ГульнараБакиева-э7м]

I'm here for this comment

[@wanitkrongkiat39]

He's right everything

[@luzflorenciadiaz3372]

English is not my first language, can u tell me the meaning please?

[@Katarina23]

Diddy is not an oil executive

[@Phoneutria-cr6if]

Oil executives... He means Diddy 😂😂

[@kercinabrissault7523]

Diddy is a bad person😢

[@Job-zh8eb]

Lol 😂

[@carlgrafelman]

Damn, you might be right

[@tian3092]

"Did he?" yeah "DIDDY"

[@Kysen10]

Baby oil LOL

[@Themidget-g3i]

This dude is my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂I love this guy

[@hectorg5456]

Eminem has been warning about Diddy for a looooong ass time is so surprising to me that he’s still alive 😂

[@bonaoenchelcha]

Dr. Dre protects him.

[@vigilxnte]

​@bonaoenchelcha what if dr dre dies

[@ArthurThomas-oi5rr]

​@@vigilxnte he got Detroit on his back and the bad blood

[@donerzombie1349]

Back in the 90's shit was different. Now rap has gotten too big for a hit on the top dogs.

[@ImNoodals]

@@donerzombie1349yeah i would not consider him one of the top dogs in todays world. not even close to it.

[@xMelloMarshx]

Didn’t know Diddy was an oil executive till this year 💀😂

[@imeldasitompul3309]

same here

[@nextra_1]

pretty sure he meant real oil executives cause they all from epsteins island, funding wars and supposting kamala

[@Tchalwe1]

A baby oil executive

[@ayda-je9um]

Exactly

[@biyiwohfranck5699]

Me too

[@Poleo_XD]

“Money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys crazy ass happiness” Edit: thanks for 777 likes

[@crowbear516]

And ignorant monkeys see this as a green light to chase money.

[@adpop750]

Except it doesn't. Lack of money will get you unhappy. Once you have enough money to afford a decent version of everything you need. The things that ad to your happiness after that, money can't buy.

[@BossPain2934]

777 is crazy

[@Poleo_XD]

@@BossPain2934 facts

[@Zenzonevibezzz]

Why do people care so much about likes.

[@Monkey.d.luffy110]

“Ima be under your bed” bro was dead serious

[@howdyhiho]

he's such a gift to the world.

[@ahlija]

As a metalhead, I respect eminem. Talent is talent. And the attitude.. 🫡✌️😂

[@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5]

True I want Eminem in a korn song if we had ice cube we can get Eminem

[@ahlija]

@@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5 hell yeah!! 🤘🤘

[@RonnyBisoen-b7l]

😂😂😂✌️👍👍

[@chinysukainepyobytt4506]

DIDDY SCANDAL IS TO COVER UP AMERICA & ISRAHELL GENOCIDE INSIDE GAZA AND NOW IN LEBANON PLEASE STOP NOT ONLY DIDDY ALL BILLIONAIRES PARTIES ARE ALIKE STOP BS AMERICA!! SO WHY DID NOT YOU ANYTHING BEFORE? I AM NOT DEFENDING THIS PREDATOR BUT WHY THEY DID NOTHING BEFORE!?

[@nussknacker9827]

Eminem made a song with mariyn Manson Song "the way I am" Great song

[@MetalJuggaloYTP]

Eminem basically never took anything seriously in his prime era. That's why I love these interviews

[@Salad-f]

This is why I love Eminem. He’s so funny.😂😂😂😂

[@mghosh2711]

“money doesn’t buy happiness it buys crazy ass happiness “ with a straight save is crazy

[@jillian7636]

I love, “ I’ll be under your bed if I see the autograph I signed on eBay!” Classic dry humor- my favorite!

[@adonian]

that's when I sell that shit. Havin' Em under my bed... I'd sell tickets to sleep over. 🤣

[@npats550]

My favourite line too!

[@familhagaudir8561]

But they you get the win-win of the e-Bay money and Eminem visiting you.

[@jpara_dise]

As a non native english speaker, I don't understand the humor in this. Care to explain pls?

[@Lily-b4y3w]

​@@jpara_disebasically he's saying if you sell my autograph I'll find you ( hope that helps 😊)

[@thatdoofus4529]

"Money doesn't buy happiness... it buys crazy-ass happiness" is genuinely true XD It can make you happy but you'll end up "crazy-ass"

[@quiltygal6981]

My Dad once told me, Money doesn't buy happiness but at least you are miserable in comfort 😂

[@sheilamarino9036]

😅😅😅😅

[@aeris4393]

Geh ​@@quiltygal6981

[@thatdoofus4529]

@@quiltygal6981 straight fax

[@ZenithGaming9]

Yup what he can't say though because discouragement. Yada yada.

[@LuckyNdikanwu]

Thanks for the advice

[@Dk-M-z2p]

Besides a best rapper, this is why I like him so much. Savage ❤️😂😂

[@DelasVC]

He used to be, yes..

[@FLOYD-MAYWEATHER-TBE]

He’s now a sellout soy boy for kamel face 😂

[@blackman5867]

Now the best rapper is yuno miles

[@legionx4046]

@@blackman5867in your fucking dreams 😂

[@legionx4046]

@@DelasVCstill is the goat

[@AllenBills-f7q]

And that is why he is the goat🐐

[@lunagoodhart5489]

Which is why he made that song the goat

[@Itzanunnya2019]

Appreciate his down to earth self. 😊

[@JonathanHardin_ComeOnBlue]

Dave had the best facial expressions, especially when he had a guest that could deliver.

[@nunu4692]

KEEP IT REAL will take you far

[@cjerp]

What about fake it till you make it? xD

[@OG.NolhBMF]

​@cjerp fake it or make it is a big bet but keep it real gonna bring you somewhere no matter what lol

[@nunu4692]

@@cjerp 😂

[@SasaCoops]

When he said “don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs and oil executives” … I immediately thought Diddy😂😂 they e been trying to tell us for years about Mr Baby Oil😂

[@AntheaOckhuizen]

Me too......

[@parullegmond]

What does this actually mean

[@deinoworld]

Omg, real!!!

[@QueenBee-vb1bs]

He´s an icon

[@mylifeprayer]

Love this great timing 👏

[@Kendall1000]

“Don’t waste your time watching this show!” SAVAGE! 😂

[@keepgoing2506]

Especially since Dave’s writers wrote it.

[@MyLolle]

@@keepgoing2506 they did? oh noo. it just lost the charm

[@tajmahanidadetroit6481]

how can you not love this man? ❤❤❤❤

[@DontTestMeAtall]

"oil executives" - P Diddy 😂😂

[@AnnaVictrix]

Eminem is a great straight man lol, he rarely breaks

[@AdeenahAsad]

He’s so funny without trying I’m dying 😭 and at the same time lowkey gave good advice 😭😭

[@OmWaghmare-bg7ui]

You won't believe but last advice was the most important one Thanks for 115 likes🎉🎉

[@aligchubi7677]

No 1 typical Eminem

[@indigostaraz]

Great delivery.

[@RapULT]

This some Hood Education Em giving to the kids

[@shaybaeXx1989]

It's slim shady 😂

[@lemon_ade867]

ed-ucation

[@EdgeLordFan52]

I'd like this comment but I don't wanna break the count on it

[@ATolsma]

I'm a 74 year old guy who's been a fan of Em's since forever. He seems to be such a good man with a great sense of very dry humor. Would love too meet him before I leave.

[@scottdrew6403]

This is cool to read. You’re 4 years older than my dad yet you know who Eminem is. I bet you’re a fun guy to talk to.

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

​@@scottdrew6403 I guess it depends on who he's speaking with. Hey, @ATolsma, you haven't left already have you? Andy wants to know what you're wearing. Don't worry, Mr Scotlandia, I'll arrange the first one, but you'll have to take it from there.

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

​@@scottdrew6403 You're not even Scottish, are you.. My psychic ability has been waning ever since Obama secretly married Ivanka.

[@reluctantloner9162]

I'm 58, my son plays it all the time he's a huuuuge fan, tbh I like him and his music. ❤

[@Blackberry21838]

I'm an infant and I have been a fan of Em's since I was conceived. He seems to be such a good man with a great sense of very dry humor. Would love to meet him before I teethe.

[@homefries5557]

See even Eminem was warning us about Pdiddy….oil executives 😅

[@shelleysonnenberg5862]

That is so not "too soon" 😆🤣

[@Willsart77]

Don’t worry he got the “diddy ok”😂

[@barbiessimphony]

He did it from long time a go..

[@KrisPutz]

Eminem is my fav song writer ever so i am gonna watch this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pitbulloves]

Em talks with his eyeballs 👀 😂❤

[@TheLilly1227]

Em is the man who smiles with eyes and makes all gut laugh with sharp jaw line straight edge licks

[@DonM-n6c]

@@TheLilly1227phahah stfu he tweakin goofy

[@kimaanderson57]

So did PRINCE 💜

[@Pitbulloves]

@@kimaanderson57 Ooh Prince’s eyes dear goodness oof 😅

[@Undomaranel]

I just noticed that he and Elijah Wood should have a staring competition 😂

[@Itz_Tolztaj]

Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy ass happiness 😂😂😂 SO TRUE😂😂😂 . . . Edit: Wow! 4k likes should be the most like I've ever gotten.

[@michaelboothe7661]

Maybe one day I’ll find out

[@divertiti]

It ain't true

[@vulpil]

@@divertiti gimme yours then 😊

[@absoliutenuds]

It doesn't buy happiness. The years when I was making 300-500k a year were the worst and moat miserable years of my life.

[@tashathayer4069]

Hope to find out & I'm pretty happy yet broke.

[@r.r.6863]

“When I sign something for you and I see it on eBay, when you go home I’m going to be under your bed!” 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣

[@isaachopkins9280]

I accidentally met eminem when i was sleeping in my dreams a few years ago, he told me "Yo whats up man" Words thats changed my life forever, bless this man and his bloodline ❤❤❤

[@jamesopokufordjour]

"Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives". OIL EXECUTIVES?, Was he referring to P Diddy?

[@Chrollo17th]

Of course 😂😂😂

[@PrimusPrince]

😂😂😂😂 Spot on

[@patriciaonochie3667]

No you didn't!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chidinque]

😂😂😂😂

[@jasonwan163]

With the accuracy that he does with his rapping i wouldn't be surprised if that was true

[@ginagreen1218]

He's so deadpan. Love it!!

[@gianlucatapparello7301]

The last one is the best! 😂😂😂

[@SrbijaCG]

Has this guy EVER smiled?

[@kathleenandressamaeda3366]

He is beautiful 🥰

[@AmindiRathnayaka37]

I was studying for my final exams and got bored, so as soon as I picked up my phone, this was the first short I saw 😅. So, I got no1 advice and it is in the last .

[@shinkji]

dropping out is not a choice; wasting ur time is .. XD

[@nates4341]

Eminem should be on TV more.

[@Demaxy83]

Eminem is really a best comedian also 👏

[@laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953]

I'd much rather pay to watch him talking on stage for an hour than go watch someone like Chapelle or Chris Rock. Eminem is funny without even trying. 😂

[@vikramwadhwani6174]

Reasons why he's the GOAT!!! 🤘

[@jent6118]

Step off biyach😂😂😂❤

[@lateefcarrere1649]

This was an instant classic. Eminem is a real one.

[@Zer0LifeNegi]

straight up 90s advice that still rings true today

[@Fortnight.13.381]

bro ia literally rapping ❤😂

[@Allieari]

Eminem never holds back! He follows number 1!

[@LordRupertEverton626]

This is why I fkn love the guy, he’s hilarious and the fact that he doesn’t try.

[@laurih.t.8723]

That look on Dave's face 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Love both these gentlemen!

[@Copy_That]

"I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" that makes sense now !!

[@thetruthaccordingtodale1868]

Eminem is really just naturally funny. He could definitely made some funny ass movies.

[@antrimlariot2386]

Buddy movie with Ryan Gosling.

[@iamtherj]

Eminem owns this music fr! 😂

[@susulata3762]

I like the way he isn’t even laughing 😆

[@kudanavadmont1242]

Because he was told and paid to say it. He doesn't actually believe it.

[@archanasinha5996]

The best is "money can't buy happiness it buys crazy ass happiness"😂😂❤❤❤

[@NLIGHTOfficial]

"I'm gonna be under your bed" 🤣🤣🤣

[@elswordextra6749]

Jokes on em, he's not there for me, I'm there for him 😈🖤😈

[@AJaara]

He said something that went over all of your heads sadly “oil executives” rewind that part

[@jameswood3239]

Money buys crazy ass happiness.

[@NatalieCWilliams]

Eminen is one of the few celebrities I strongly respect and admire ❤

[@PhantomAcc-i3r]

Number 1 is the most helpful advice

[@bamatlock5515]

I love you Em... your sense of humor far exceeds the attention it gets and your humbleness is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my 59 years on this Earth . You are just a doll doll

[@عبدالحمنعبدالله-ع9ظ]

😮😮😢🎉🎉😢😢😢😢😢😮😢😢😢😢😮😮🎉😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😢🎉😢😢😢😢😢🎉🎉😮😮😮😮😮😢😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@sailor.m1]

are you actually 59

[@1ogo]

@@sailor.m1 bro didnt think eminem was sexy when he came out the womb lmao

[@Oldaccountbruh]

@@1ogothey were 8 when Eminem was born

[@SusanBahr-z6j]

Speak it g g girl!! 🌹🌹👍😉🤟

[@vvostochnaya]

с каким невозмутимым лицом он это говорит! потрясающий мужчина ❤

[@LeahGarvin-k5y]

He always keeps it real .❤ Have so much respect for him .❤

[@andreaw.5610]

Eminem is fucking awesome. Point blank.🥰

[@leilanivillanueva-miranda7573]

I not only like him as a person and a rapper, He's really my favorite!!!

[@Itspatrick2-1]

“Oil executives”😭😭

[@Iheartmyselfff]

Thanking Eminem, this is really helpful.

[@BruhZerk]

He had to hold it in after the Oil Executives line lmao

[@IdealistOne]

David Letternan..ahhh..the good old days...😊

[@bjrnchrstn]

Loved this show. Ain’t nothing like it since.

[@pamengland7863]

His straight face is intense! Love this!

[@richardgrace7425]

He gave real advice

[@mrdeathstroke275]

'With Oil Executives',(advice for kids) dayum He knows

[@jrkns1981]

The no. 1 is the best advice.

[@claudia-m2v]

He is so real ❤ Smart, a genius, gorgeous and so funny ❤ I bow to you 🎉