r/Mildlyinfuriating | not mad, just upset

[@x_shxrrds_x7041]

“im not mad, just disappointed.” the scariest words any parent can ever say.

[@pumpkingolem9122]

to me that is best case scenario

[@pumpkingolem9122]

@Some guy with an blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] are you a bot

[@_Gooday]

@Mr Minecrafter *Æ*

[@_Gooday]

@@pumpkingolem9122 w-what? No.

[@sassychild4477]

:,|

[@minnie3434]

Jack: Why am I being depicted as a little gold fish? Also Jack: Hi I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

@Thx ❤ nope. False.

[@MammalianCreature]

One of these days someone is going to edit their post to make Thx look like a fiend, that day will be hilarious

[@jeremyblade7561]

I was going to say that, but you got there first. So I'll just comment and up vote.

[@Pyth_Gamig1324]

hmmm yes veri tru

[@Elfilinfan]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[@hadesogg7531]

There’s a ‘trend’ called “Devious Lick” where people steal shit from schools and it’s mainly the bathrooms. In one of the bathrooms at my school, we are missing 2 toilets, a sink, all the soap dispensers, and the paper towel dispenser

[@wyattbedard2194]

They’re doing that at my sisters elementary school. Pretty infuriating

[@ShiftedKnight]

Yeah at my school some one stole all the sinks and the mirrors, and my history teachers bathroom passes for so long he put out a bounty of 5 bonus points

[@SkidGranite]

bruh that trend should be deleted students are being arrested due doing the trend

[@365ral]

Now the latest trend is "slap a teacher."

[@InsertName69]

and it continues because there’s no cameras in the bathrooms, so no evidence of who did it.

[@CuppaLLX]

Goldfish: The Snack that Smiles Back Jack: The snack that smiles Back We all kind assumed it was intentional

[@Aaylias]

the only difference is the capitalism

[@lookatmeplease]

@Julia - 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE you’re like that free robux person. has normal comments, scam profile.

[@animationcity1308]

@@Aaylias ...capitalism?

[@Aaylias]

@@animationcity1308 wait wtf im stupid i meant Snack was capitalised when the goldfish said it but not when jack did in the comment.

[@otaking3582]

I'm guessing that the slogan doesn't exist in Australia

[@simplelife6502]

"Banana water" looks more cursed than infuriating IMO

[@einienj3281]

The slimy banana slices floating around is definitely cursed..

[@This-is-not-K]

Yup cursed indeed

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Funk it, I would try it.

[@Melanie-lr]

@@shadowsilvertailsfan just say fuck, phoney [insert dsaf reference]

[@randaranatunga7259]

The chicken in the first post is still alive, Jesus Christ

[@scpals]

Ignore the bots, they are scams

[@matthewvreeke9872]

ITS RAWWWWW

[@pizzaboi1008]

@@lessie3704 what?

[@Azozygc]

Prolly not, it has probably been eaten

[@ireneparkin3360]

That chicken nugget were so raw, i could still hear it clucking through the picture.

[@randaranatunga7259]

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” That’s me when I look in a mirror

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

Samekh

[@markangelogarpida5340]

Same.

[@Pyth_Gamig1324]

@Some guy with an blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] yes i agree sir.

[@fuckboyblevin]

@built different mald

[@LunarSylph]

The Arc de Triomphe thing is actually art, there was a famous modern artist that wrapped famous stuff and after he died his wife and a team wrapped the Arc de Triomphe, as his last will

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Well that make sense. I still hate it though.

[@bloodgain]

"Someone's getting grounded." Nah, he's not getting grounded. That's just _his_ dinner every night until it's gone. Natural consequences.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Hard agree. Its what my mum wouldve done

[@JD1_florr]

Inning noh!gkufhhthn

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

Goldfish Crackers has the slogan "The Snack That Smiles Back", and since you parody it, that makes you a Goldfish Cracker.

[@shadeslayer8631]

No it makes him the goldfish jacker

[@shadeslayer8631]

@Captain Geographos yes

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@shadeslayer8631 can we just call him Goldfish Jack?

[@galaxyartist1145]

Hello person also named Amanda.

[@AsherUniverse]

@@shadeslayer8631 NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT JACKER NO

[@probablywyattj9215]

"I hope your day has been horrible." I just woke up

[@EnergyJoules]

dang bro

[@loosekannon7462]

@Some guy with an blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] ok wtf is that pfp

[@aqwa5651]

same lmao

[@pyromare4879]

So it has been Who wants to wake up?

[@aiko-chan1846]

Actually I'm all the other way round

[@inokainemis]

jack.... its because you are "the snack that smiles back", you yourself established this.

[@rachelhughes3748]

Someone send this man some Goldfish Crackers. 🤦‍♀️

[@petercooke5411]

You’re a goldfish because their motto thing is, “the snack that smiles back”

[@TheEngieTF2]

"not mad, just upset" *Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

[@ZEN-oq4og]

@@lessie3704 stop spamming

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@ZEN-oq4og just report them.

[@oliversievanen8554]

Jack's voice is the one thing on planet earth that's able to add a 'mildly' before the 'infuriating'

[@JimmyFeelsIt]

the arch de triomphe being covered in the fabric is actually pretty cool! It was Christo and he has done many of these covers over buildings. I think seeing this is actually cooler than normally.

[@nerdoftheatre]

I write exactly like that and I've literally never had an issue with teachers being unable to read my work. That teacher was just a jerk

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I agree. I thought her writing was beautiful.

[@dlionthesurvivor9690]

A easy way to clean up BB gun pellets from carpet is just to get a magnet then you could just soup them all up and then place them back in the container

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Or a vacuum cleaner.

[@420mralucard]

@@Bacony_Cakes Vacuum cleaner with a pantyhose sock and you're good to go.

[@BethJoan]

The goldfish crackers slogan is literally “the snack that smiles back”.

[@terrymightyena5820]

Really?

[@BethJoan]

@@terrymightyena5820 I assumed that he didn’t know. 🤷‍♀️

[@That1guystudios]

12:14 it’s called the “devious lick” challenge, where people (mostly kids) steal things from their work/school ranging from hand sanitiser dispensers to entire toilets. I personally think it’s just frustrating because it isn’t any clever stuff like leaving it in a certain location, it’s LITERALLY JUST STEALING SHIT. BRUH.

[@katonacsanad3935]

the way jack butchered the 'ark of thriumph' warms my heart

[@brendonleenheer]

Considering how he started this video... How does Jack NOT know the goldfish crackers jingle?

[@pearlofivris]

9:14 Answering this by process of elimination is technically possible. We know that Jared has more than one baby bird, and we know that each bird eats 4 worms, so the only possible answers are multiples of 4. The answer is 20. Still it's a problem that no kid should be solving. 😅

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

I’ve had questions like that before, I hate them in theory but I secretly love trick questions like that.

[@firstnamelastname4224]

The one with the "mispelling" of centuries, she actually has really good handwriting for being young enough to have spelling quizes

[@BlockStah]

2:00 The teacher's copy be like:

[@jojvote1812]

Til Tok is not a chaotic neutral, it is literally a cancer on humanity

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

Til Tok, Tik tok for farmers. :)

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

Good my country banned it.

[@Jack_Woods]

It displays what is wrong with America, and rewards it

[@pxlz0729]

It is a virus too humanity

[@Jarmey984]

Been there, you forgot to add in "toxic as shit"

[@funnymanishot]

16:02 they call you a fish because you say "my name is jack the snack that smiles back"

[@Nathan_p68]

My school literally shut down the bathrooms due to a "tiktok trend" that involves vandalization, they also made sign out sheets and cameras aimed at the door of the bathrooms, because of like 2 people who are obsessed with attention

[@Mondayz408]

They deserve a place in hell

[@blindcharo8455]

Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone!! Hope everyone has lots of yummy food.

[@Mehem7000_Official]

you too laddo :>

[@OxideGT]

Lol

[@OxideGT]

I was third ez

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

I’m not Canadian but happy Canadian thanksgiving to you!

[@GuyGuy599]

Happy thanksgiving!

[@Nekrotix12]

5:40 It started with petty larceny, and now we've moved on to straight-up arsony.

[@glitchyunknown5259]

10:44 That reminded me of when a substitute teacher marked my grade down because she thought I put 9 instead of 4. I write the number four like how you'd see it on a computer, not with the top open. The answer has 4 as the last digit, and I was so annoyed. Like, I can read my hand writing, that was definitely not a 9. One I literally use a circle for the other I don't.

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

I am not ocd, nor am I a perfectionist of any sort. I happen to be rather messy by most people's standards, but that server room is so messed up, even I would feel the need to sort it out.

[@livingsoul12066]

JACK!! You've literally called yourself "the snack that smiles back!" which is the slogan for Goldfish crackers

[@RedFieryFastflamer]

6:19 Imagine unplugging a couple of those or unplugging a couple of em and plugging em into differnt ports

[@liljuddz]

"Im jack, the snack that smiles back" thats why you're a goldfish

[@Xantoanto]

13:04This is one of the reasons why I never touch my controller before washing my hands.

[@WashashoreProd]

Someone needs to send Jack one of those big-ass cartons of Goldfish. And throw in a couple of bags of Nantuckets and mint Milanos.

[@fluff3226]

15:50 Jack. Jack, the snack that smiles back.

[@McBehrer]

9:25 it's clearly a lesson on approximation, so the answer is that you would need *ABOUT* 10 a day, given the available choices

[@raymondtan7164]

The fact that that kid punched that monitor gives me a feeling he's toxic to. For me I just clench me fists and try to control my anger.

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

I clench my first around the controller and lean instead the monitor. For some reason, I think that will help in that moment, lol

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

In all honesty Jack, you DO call yourself "The Snack That Smiles Back", which is the slogan for Goldfish Snack Crackers.

[@casuallyceltic]

I think what infuriates me the most about the banana water is the lack of thought put into it. Lemons and limes work bc the inner membranes are thin and release juice when squeezed or muddled. Bananas don't do that. Also, I'd die for that pig named Bacon. He did nothing wrong.

[@gabemartin6922]

I swear, half the shit that comes out of Jack's mouth can be classified as "cursed"

[@General_Taylor]

"Why am I a fish?" You are a GOLDfish "The snack that smiles back"

[@tylogoodin6489]

14:10 they went "ham" on the toilet XD

[@duckienotgoodenough3627]

"my name is jack the snacc that smile's bacc" -Jack 2021

[@Fruitloops810]

12:23 , it’s a devious lick people are stealing things from washrooms like, tp, sinks, toilets, and soap, recently had the toilet wrecked at my school.

[@somedood3805]

I hate how schools punish when someone vandalizes the washrooms. It was one or two people writing some garbage on the walls in pen and the bathroom gets closed for three weeks so I have to walk across the courtyard just to find that one is being cleaned and walking all the way across the school, up the stairs just to pee. Then I have to get back to class (a portable on the field of the school) as fast as I can so I can finish my work and not have to do it for homework. True story

[@TamiUwU420]

That's just fucking stupid what's wrong with your school like- w h a t

[@somedood3805]

@@TamiUwU420 lots of things are wrong with my school

[@deondrelowe5216]

Some of these things kinda hurt my head squishy, like there aren't many braincells left, but the ones that have lingered are considering moving out...

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

Former Amazon Warehouse employee here: yes that's basically what we did, use whatever box we had available if the right size box wasn't available.

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

I would void my kid into the Backrooms if that happened

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@keep rollin *S H U T*

[@GeneralArin]

"so you know what it's like talking to you" that's straight Fratricide XD

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

Hey emkay, congrats on reaching 5 results on rule 34! Edit: Don't ask how I found it I said stop asking, why do you even want to know?

[@Probuscus-519]

What

[@birdofprey3952]

Why did I just do this to myself

[@SlavaUkraini345]

Wait wait wait, why did you even check.

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

@@SlavaUkraini345 uhhhhh

[@spencerpaquette3044]

What 😢

[@VolexCy]

Imagine youre just walking around town and you just see a guy come out of a school with a toilet stall

[@caelycat]

Jack: Confused on why he's a Goldfish snack Jack's Intro: Hi I'm Jack the "SNACK THAT SMILES BACK" Me: ... Clearly you've never watched a Goldfish commercial in your life XD

[@DrEllie-cb1gg]

5:32 most of the bathrooms in my school are closed, so we have to use the one near the main office with only two stalls. There’s usually a ten minute wait.

[@tech34756]

This year I was surprised we didn’t start selling artificial Christmas tress until September at work, usually it’s August.

[@chuckenddlin4690]

THAT CHICKEN IN THE FIRST POST WITH THE EMO JOKE WASNT EVEN OUT OF THE EGG YET!!

[@kirbfantheepicgamer4538]

I love mildly infuriating, for it shows my anger at things even more than irl me

[@alexandraluster284]

The announcer box one just....My blood is now boiling so hard that blood steam is coming out of my ears.

[@AlexanderEliHanson]

That pizza wasn’t poorly cut, it was cut to look like the anarchist symbol 😳😳

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Thats what I thought when I saw it...

[@Azul_247]

"what tiktok trend is THAT?" ah yes the American public school system in one sentence.

[@usernameed]

“Everyone hates on America…We’re really just as confusing” Those ARE American measurements. The rest of the world would use grams and liters. I thought Australia was the same.

[@ymmijx6061]

the uk and austrelia still use some of the imperial system and STILL hate on the US. they're having their cake and throwing it at americans too.

[@jangamecuber]

@@ymmijx6061 and canada

[@KNR90]

@@jangamecuber only in some recipes that haven't been converted, and the weights and heights of people

[@ymmijx6061]

@@KNR90 just remember a stick of butter is half a cup and a cup of butter is half a pound.

[@KNR90]

@@ymmijx6061 I've already forgot it. I never use such volumes of butter

[@ivoryowl]

13:13 This is either one of two things. 1) they decided to anticipate preparations for Christmas/New Year or 2) those cakes are from last year and they have been sitting in refrigeration to be sold this year. Many establishments do this, especially big chain markets. Everyone prefers fresh products and ingredients but that leads to a ton of waste everyday (which already happens). If you want to reduce those numbers then you'll have to contend with old, frozen food every once in a while. Cakes are some of the easiest to get away with this. Damn if you do, damned if you don't. If you want to avoid these situations then always look at the expiration date and/or when it was packaged. Unless they are sneaky about it and re-package old food in new boxes to make it look brand new... which is entirely possible.

[@Yoo_thats_jay]

i just now know why in 16:17 is a gold fish see (jack the snack that smiles back)

[@Nuggetman-ov7yq]

I like how the house at 5:16 is like decently priced for rural new zealand

[@Countingfandoms]

Ok pause at 8:55. Confusing, right? No. Here’s what it is trying to say (long comment). 8 pints = 1 gallon 4 quarts = 1 gallon 2 pints = 1 quart 2 cups = 1 pint 4 cups = 1 quart 16 cups = 1 gallon Ok, this next two may be a little confusing, but I hope it makes sense. 1 teaspoon *+* 5 tablespoons = 1/3 cup 2 teaspoons *+* 5 tablespoons = 2/3 cup Most confusing two done, moving on! 3 teaspoons = 1/16 cup = 1 tablespoon 6 teaspoons = 1/8 cup = 2 tablespoons 12 teaspoons = 1/4 cup = 4 table spoons 6 tablespoons = 3/8 cup 8 tablespoons = 1/2 cup 12 tablespoons = 3/4 cup If you found this, and it made the post less infuriating, then I was successful! If there is any spelling errors, apologies. Have a great day! (No matter the time) Time stamp again: 8:55

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I missed the part with measurements, but this cleared up a lot anyway.

[@x3mskbord]

I mean I understood how the chart works. It doesn't change the fact it's a whole lot more difficult to remember than just liters and milliliters

[@Countingfandoms]

@@x3mskbord fair enough. :)

[@rachaelmccord4657]

In all honesty I've been using the system all my life and this system makes more sense to me then the metric system

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@rachaelmccord4657 aye, me too. And this actually clears up a few questions I occasionally have.

[@RG-zt4ox]

When I was in high school a dude swapped the toilets with the sinks All the kids with plumbers or carpenters with parents got taken to the office (I was one of them) I found out a month later it was my friend and I taught him how I miss high school

[@GuyGuy599]

This is a certified hood classic

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 368th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@flocko_7535]

I’m not mad just disappointed Me when I look at my bank account

[@wmcdade9444]

Goldfish’s theme song is literally, “GOLDFISH, the snack that smiles back”

[@davidjacobs7465]

If I was in school while these tiktok trends are here, I would either be the school hero or suspended multiple times (maybe even expelled) because of violence against vandals.

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

If i had the confidence, or even knew who was doing it, i would definitely be right there, doing this exact thing

[@Graytail]

00:50 Dont need to worry about stains where that blob of brown sauce is. Its vinegar based, its acid, that patch will come up brighter than when it was new. Keys and between them. And it'll never fade to match the rest of the plastics.

[@mattsworld5354]

For jack: The trend is destroying the bathrooms via destroying soap dispensers, and taking out toilets if i'm correct.

[@biosaber585]

Why is being bart simpson a trend

[@mattsworld5354]

@@biosaber585 PFF

[@ElMackOfficial]

“It’s a shame you can’t just divorce siblings...” mans obviously never been to Alabama 😂

[@YellowCyanXY]

Emkay: **Uploads Mildy Infuriating** Me: 🙂

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

6:57 ooh this reminds me of this one time i went to buy some sunglasses and they put a sticker right on top of a huge scratch on them. i’m glad i didn’t choose those ones but i was very close

[@coolbeanzforlife7737]

That thing that you said was Crunchyroll, is actually Funimation. Crunchyroll doesn’t have an ad _ of _. Instead it always has 3 ads

[@DarkRipper117]

I unsubscribed after I saw the ads" the have...not to say I enjoy ads but that was just intolerable...shame I liked most of the anime they had.

[@LukielsAngel]

@ 10:20 for someone whom has worked in the apparel department at Walmart I can honestly say I'm not surprised this has started. At my old store customers would actually remove socks from packages either to steal or just tear the packaging apart out of spite or to 'try them on'. So it's not too shocking to see this. It's the same for other undergarments too. What was infuriating was seeing the packages ripped open wondering if they'd gone through the dryer (put two socks in come out with one).

[@darcydreaming6931]

The trend is people just stealing stuff from school (and occasionally other places) and they call these thefts “licks” to make them seem cool

[@alec2399]

Devious licks

[@darkangel_1978]

My Walmart doesn't lock up socks, but they do lock up feminine body wash, as well as home pregnancy tests, ovulation tests and condoms. Never in a million years, did I think any of that stuff would need to be locked away. No other grocery stores around do that, just Walmart. Go figure.

[@AntichristsPlusOne]

Knew this vid would be full of victims of devious lickers.

[@windraizou]

14:50 This is.... something that happens regularly when it comes to shipping. Sometimes one runs out of the boxes needed and have to find literally the next best one. Sometimes they're much bigger than the product. I helped do packaging for Toys R Us holiday 2017 and we'd constantly run out of a certain sized box and would have to have, like, a fuckign small LEGO set in a box that could have obviously been used for multiple products being send to a single customer. But because we were out of the size that the LEGO set would have fit in perfectly, we'd have to use one size up.

[@whoisAPT38]

13:58 docter "kevin you need to learn r6 and irl aren't the same thing" kevin "doc im sorry but there was someone peaking me" btw doc pun intended

[@xghostorion]

i knew it was a doc pun, hello fellow r6 player

[@Black-Swan-007]

Does... does Jack really not know why he's always referred to as a goldfish cracker? Goldfish cracker jingle: The snack that smiles back! Jack's catchphrase: The snack that smiles back! IT'S FIRST GRADE, SPONGEBOB.

[@snfriedm]

Just like wumbo

[@Vancehg]

11:03 I can see how it can look like a w... BUT THATS CLEARLY A ur HOW DID THIS TEACHER LEARN TO READ CURSIVE???

[@Jack_Woods]

Oh he doesn't know people are stealing for TikTok clout, he doesn't know the bathroom is closed because they most likely stole the whole damn toilet

[@itiswhatitismindset]

the bad pizza cutting isn't them giving up, it's... it's a pentagram 😳

[@EverythingZip]

Acthualle its a anarchy symbol cap A over a circle.

[@spamtongspamton9900]

8:43 ALRIGHT I KNOW I KNOW BUT NO ONE [[Actually uses]] THE LOWER HALF OF THIS

[@elysiasfield9828]

socks are a very needed commodity for the homeless hence the locking up of socks!

[@dr.coomerclone146]

Jack is depicted as a gold fish mainly because his catch frase but mainly because in the gold fish commercials one of the gold fish is named jack (probably pepper jack cheese)

[@Scatlett_rad]

13:42 that’s how I write 8 lol

[@loving_treasures]

15:01 omfg i know right???? like, my mother ordered nail polish from amazon, and the box was big enough for like a box or two of cereal. for ONE bottle of nail polish!

[@Al___]

Box or two vertically horizontally?

[@StatusBadness]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

[@birdofprey3952]

Nooooooooo!

[@cheesewallace5494]

Bots commenting on a bot

[@k3nnyl3nnytr0ll]

do you want to take the "please stfu" test?

[@owl7072]

11:17 someone at a friend of mine's school literally _stole a sink from one of the bathrooms. I'm not kidding. The entire sink._

[@kindle.]

What did the off chicken say to the emo: Ecoihatemyself.

[@joeywomer]

I googled the reason why Amazon overpackages stuff and this is what I found out; Why does Amazon consistently use boxes that are too big? They have targets to pack and ship items in an hour, so while they are waiting for the right box size to appear at their work station, they could be packing your item in another box.

[@acecombat2shill]

12:40 or they destroyed their own paper project for reddit karma

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

"My brother destroyed my project for TikTok views" Remember Cain from that Christian LN? Be like him.