I wish a little more effort was put into these other than just reading. Like "let me guess, he's been to a lot." It doesn't take that long to google the dude and put a screenshot in the video or for the narrator to read a little about him

$('video').playbackRate = 100; go brr

0:04 this one killed me.

Twitter was better than x

Holy shit the one I posted to the sub is on here, this is my greatest achievement in life (It's the game changer one)

13:16 "So the same cops had to wait till her car left the premises to impound her vehicle?" I'm guessing it has to do with the private property boundary. There are many places where driving laws are different on private property vs. public roads. So driving an unsafe vehicle in the parking lot might not be illegal, but the moment she pulls out on to a public road, _then_ it's illegal.

5:28 that isn’t even r/facepalm, that’s r/softwaregore

9:15 yeah right.....

Horrible no rose guy

51:15 the life i want, but cant have

Dimonds are shit in general and a gigantic mafia. Dont buy any Dimonds unless you need them for tools. Its just compressed carbon.

5:33 she looks like if noob saibot from mk had a white version

Amazon is to easy to use, I bought something and was astonished by the fact I bought it with only a few clicks, it was a matter of I want this, hit 3 buttons and had purchased it, imagine what would happen if a 3 year old had gotten on my account

I also don't understand why vegans who aren't preachy weirdos are being harrassed by meat eaters. I'm not a vegan myself, but I still sympathize with them. Like, I can't eat onions no matter what, so am I being a preachy weirdo for not wanting onions in my food? (btw, that gets disrespected too) , so why do so many meat eaters harrass vegans.

6:12 My brain automatically translated this to "full metal alchemist" and, based on my limited knowledge of the show, it kind of works?

ZAC(H)K!!!! ❤

Barn owls are also known as Banshee owls

Zach escaped the EZPZ dungeon!?

10:34 bro thinks he is luffy

The Iceber remined me of the move Rapanui...

5:35 makes sense and I don’t like it (“Is ‘is’ just ‘just is’ without ‘just’.

I was only born in 2004 but when the other day i went to best buy to look for cds... Only to find out they stopped selling them. Yikes.

26:13 red pandas do that when they feel threatened so they make themselves look bigger

17:40 I saw someone with the word “사망“ tattooed on their shoulder with hearts coming from it like bubbles. No doubt, they were going for “사랑” which means love, but instead their tattoo now says “dead” with hearts coming out of it. And honestly it just made it even more badass

The guy talking about prime arcee was right, she was actually better than g1 arcee.

Early to mid 1970's was a vortex of carpeted bathrooms/kitchens, weird 'burnt orange' or 'Avocado' color schemes in the kitchen, lemon scented cleaners and cigarettes. Seriously, not having shag carpet in the bathroom was considered 'uncouth'. Worst of all were the carpet colors...never a shade or pattern found in nature. Abstract art you walked on...

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5:39 r/mildlyinfuriating

49:14 I hope we never need O'Hare Air in real life ever and I really really hope billionaires Don't Force It into existence

Omg Zach!! 💛

Bro got so mad he turned into glep fr

This is genuinely the first time food has made me sick and nauseated, thank you Emkay and great job! Especially with the display of what kinds of "luxury food" you get for 100USD and up (you sure get a lot of vapors and fireworks for a meal though) Love you all guys and girls please keep giving us your best, thank you for years and years of hard work for our amusement

Day 1922 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

Day 1922 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

Wish I knew why dads get so much shit in the US.

I have covid right now, ive been trying to rest all day. But this video was some how perfect to listen to while i wither away. Thanks zach!

I used to go to a school filled to the brim with toxic masculinity, all of my male classmates were the worst people in the world, "joked" about graping the girls(in front of them) and graping each other, calling themselves "Alpha men", and all of that stuff. Never paid attention in class and when one of the teachers got them in trouble they flipped them off(behind their back of course 🙄) and they have been to detention so many times but never been suspended and i have no idea why . Oh and they were Christian so they bullied me for being gay and trans FtM

When I see people like these, I just want to respond with this: People who boast about their IQ, are losers. -Stephen Hawking

Maybe those best friends one day even become roommates.

God, I haven’t heard Zach’s voice on this channel in a loong time

Please do more religiousfruitcake

1:11:52 That is a bunch of kinder egg surprise toy containers connected to each other. They're the thing that the toys come in, which is inside of the chocolate egg. Those are the bit that children choked on, getting kinder eggs banned in the US.

36:26 A Water Nado?! In North Dakota?!!

1:06:16 Bamboo is used for torture for that very reason

4:40 Okay but wasn't the internet actually an american invention? It began as a way for the US military to communicate across the country, or at least that's what I learned in my Canadian computer science class

Bro bought twitter so what? Rather that then the other of them downright banning for saying stuff cause your right or center wing... You must be left always... So whats that about bro bought twitter?

16:47 I can easily read at least 1000 words a minute. If those words are “a”

3:32 I smell a lawsuit

20:40 there are some specific meats I refuse to eat, because of personal morality and also because I think reducing the AMOUNTS of meat you eat is already a great help to the climate problem that livestock causes. Those being veal, lamb, rabbit, horse, all very common meats here in Italy. People keep trying to make me eat them, saying the dumb "but it's already dead", and even trying to pass it as another similar meat (ex. my mom tried giving me rabbit meat saying it was I think turkey... like bro, it smells different, looks different, and would for sure taste completely different) Good thing is, my mom did this so much I no longer trust people when they say it's not one of those meats, so I always check the packages or just don't eat it in case I'm not sure what meat it is. You can say it's stupid all you want, but this is my personal choice, and no one should EVER try to force me to eat something I don't want because they don't care eating it. You don't see a reason in not eating these meats? Go on, eat them. But I will not, and this is none of anyone's business. Also, as I said, reducing your meat intake, even just to some specific meats, already helps a lot... be it if you like veganism because of the morality aspect or because of the climate effect aspect. Although, the worst meat for the climate aspect is for sure beef. Google how much the beef production produces in waste, and how much deforestation it has caused...

First date with a vegan! Last date with a vegan! Made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe