0:03 is no one gonna talk about the pfp? 😭

5:57 I thought the reveal was gonna be something like "I watched as the mirror shattered" or something

0:50 lesbian..geckoes..(or lizards. i forgot.)

2:56 Donald Duck, bartender, pink panther, Gerald thinks dopey, and that other one is unrecognizable

i remember my cousin, who lived right behind me, had a house fire, and part of his TV was melted. Thing still worked and he used it for a long time after. Just thought I'd share

Some of these sound (and look) like they'd fit better in r/CrappyOffbrands than they do in this

11:08 fun fact, I am also born on the first of January 2000. It's a silly birthday.

Accidentally disliked

RFK is a wack job but don't fall into the trap of hating everything just because he says it. High fructose corn syrup is horrible for you. The processing flips the shape of the molecule. It doesn't fit any receptors can not stack with other sugars and bounces around the body wreaking havoc on the liver and kidneys until it is excreted because we cannot metabolize it. Don't confuse corn syrup, a natural food with high fructose corn syrup they are made from the same thing but completely different. Soda is not great for you anyway but soda with high fructose corn syrup in it instead of cane sugar is literally poison. And for some reason our government subsidizes it out the wazoo making it so much cheaper for cooperations instead of making real foods cheaper for regular people. RFK has about 1/3 great ideas 2/3 horrible ideas. For instance if we were to implement the things that he cares about when it comes to the pesticides we use and the farming practices we use that would be incredibly beneficial for the health of the entire country. If we implement his stance on vaccines we're all f*****. Plus hes a lawyer and has no training in medicine, however if the right stuff were to get implemented him being in charge would be great, if the wrong stuff gets implemented it's going to be a disaster. Put pressure on your congressman and senators.

"Your body, my choice" fuck around, find out

48:33 - those are song titles from la dispute!! nobody not even the rain + such small hands.

6 minutes in and I can't handle Robin launching off on yet another rant. Good job Robin! Ya killed the funny. No amount of cleverness in the comebacks will come back from that.

9:00 you're worth a robin.

5:36 “Eating chicken”BRO WHAT THE FRICK💀

Rip fgteev. The og captain underpants fidgit spinner obby got roasted by emkay.

I work at a grocery store. This year I was working on my birthday. A drunk old man who was complaining about his wife getting a domestic violence charge out on him and taking the dog came through, didn't follow the instructions to find the items he was looking for when he asked me, and then came through my register line. He pulled the "you should smile more" and implied that my face was rude. I got to tell him "Oh, well, I'm working on my birthday, soooo..." And it made him SO uncomfortable (that and the regulars who I like behind him giving him a look), that he came back 5 minutes later. He proceeded to try to hit on me, told me his granddaughters had cut him off in September, and gave me a $10 bill as a birthday present. The world is a strange place.

Who's brian? /Srs

9:10 the coldest day in mexicali

6:11 my friend can do that and I fucking hate it

If anyone wants the real answer to that logic question at the end, I'm pretty sure you shade the corners. The center is then a 45 degree-rotated square.

6:00 dude's hair is sexy af

Oh thats quite cool! God bless

9:50 but they're all gravity falls. they didn't angle the mug correctly.

I hated chill guy the second time i saw him and it had nothing to do whit elon. Horrid design, bad punchline.

49:23 THIS IS SO BAD T-T why are there 2 mars's?? WHERE'S JUPITER?? WHY IS VENUS LARGER THAN THE SUN?? WHERE'S MERCURY!? im going insane

0:09 opening withan R/technicallythetruth

Uber threatening a shut down if drivers are reclassified as employees is a good thing. I have been an Uber driver for 10 years 85% of drivers don't want to be employees. In this case their interests align with ours. There are other ways to fix the problems with Uber.

1:21 me looking at everyone normally since i'm 14:

22:52 промо реклама для сериала "кибердеревня" просто великолепна!

22:31 i may or may not have heard this as "Pack your bags, government employees studying the sex life of beetles" which it literally is but still

Even I could tell that was the windows XP screen thing, and I didnt use it! I wasnt alive when it came out!

14:06 This kind of reminds me of those scenes in a movie where the protagonist's grandfather is on his death bed or smth and he tells the protagonist about the treasure buried in ancient ruins he visited twice in his youth.

1:58:38 IS THAT A SKIBIDI TOILET REFERENCE ?!?!!?!?

1:58:34 I think you’re missing the fact that they carved SANS THE SKELETON’S FACE on that jack-o-melon

18:29 I never really understood why people collected firearms as if they're were collectable toys or amiibo

3:24 Rich person

10:36 My guess is that what you've heard is based on batteries not being recyclable, but this would vary based on material and is likely being worked on. If there's an expert that is more familiar with the topic, I'd love to hear more. :)

I'm nearly 45. I got on track to having a fulfilling career that I could see myself continuing for a good chunk of my life...2 years ago.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." In other words, when you do something and others copy it, it's because they like it. And since I'm a unique individual, I've had people copying me for years, when I was a kid it would always piss me off. But then later on I understood that they are copying me because they like what I am doing, but it's still annoying since I do try to come up with things that are different. But now I'm like well, it is a compliment and it does push me to come up with new ideas, which will then be copied so then I need something new. Guess these children never heard of this before. 🤷‍♀️

7:23 so just cover your mouth if you cough? Forcing masks was horrible when it happened. They should be encouraged but never forced

Thumbnail is peak bro. And its fandom accurate

8:10 I hate people who spread hate like the tweet it is so annoying

20:40 he is literally *THE* catholic

Bumblebees are also called Bombus and i thing thats great.

Nixon's in bed, Buchanan was gay. In 1849, Polk passed away.

sqrt(-1)

For the fanfiction one where the dude said thats how the bible got told, thats real. Somewere near the end of Timmothy 2, Paul asks for the recipient of his letter to grab his coat and scrolls. You use this context for all the Paul letters, and its suddenly Paul's interpretation on the word of God. *Yet its also half the book.*

7:58 I think all guys know that liquid that really is😏

0:25 ALESTOR?!?!?!

7:35 Dawn Key-ho-Tea