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EmKay

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@droganovic6879
@droganovic6879 3 жыл бұрын
The "roses are red" chain is just great. Match made in heaven right there
@Iam_kiinoko
@Iam_kiinoko 3 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, just like you. But the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty just like your head.
@tashagraham6945
@tashagraham6945 3 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, babies on airplanes keep crying, oh god my mental health keeps on fuking declining.
@hio.hinomaru21
@hio.hinomaru21 3 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, violet are blue.... .... Soap trusted you, I thought I could too So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov knows you
@BioDjango
@BioDjango 3 жыл бұрын
I just fking love Tinder
@inshrektorgadget1546
@inshrektorgadget1546 3 жыл бұрын
roses are red brazilians are tan would you like to take a ride in my unmarked white van
@tomdamian5603
@tomdamian5603 3 жыл бұрын
"This guy has the sex appeal of a bag of sand" one of Robin's best quotes, 10/10 a treasure
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 3 жыл бұрын
dont knock it till you...... knock it??? well anyway
@josephjoseph8362
@josephjoseph8362 2 жыл бұрын
Sixty ninth like
@syntax1235
@syntax1235 2 жыл бұрын
so he is immensely sexually attractive?
@LasGalletas69
@LasGalletas69 2 жыл бұрын
But what if sand is sexually appealing?
@andersn4931
@andersn4931 2 жыл бұрын
What if I like sand?
@The1nvisibleJeevas
@The1nvisibleJeevas 3 жыл бұрын
"Did I choose the wrong ice cream??" Saddest thing I've heard in a while
@inactive9550
@inactive9550 2 жыл бұрын
unrelated but is that a matt pfp
@The1nvisibleJeevas
@The1nvisibleJeevas 2 жыл бұрын
@@inactive9550 yes
@shadow_entity9191
@shadow_entity9191 3 жыл бұрын
'...the sex appeal of a bag of sand...' The way you said that made me laugh more than anything these people texted.
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@sebswede9005
@sebswede9005 3 жыл бұрын
*How to start a conversation with your match on Tinder:* "Hello there".
@Turnt3chGodh3ad
@Turnt3chGodh3ad 3 жыл бұрын
"General Kenobi"
@Sir_Lucas
@Sir_Lucas 3 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi!
@alexysiousren836
@alexysiousren836 3 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi
@Zachattack10213
@Zachattack10213 3 жыл бұрын
These replies show why you should always start with that. You’ll either A. Get an actual convo going, or B. “General Kenobi.”
@HawkGaming3721
@HawkGaming3721 2 жыл бұрын
I have the high ground anakin!
@deadlikedisco4726
@deadlikedisco4726 3 жыл бұрын
Damn that "Triple Threat" thing was bad. Like I'm just gonna take my stable income, buy some gas for my car, and drive as far away as possible.
@snailboi6902
@snailboi6902 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck these bots. But seriously, how do they expect anyone to want to do that? It's like that one role in ancient Rome, called parasite if I remember right, who would live off of someone for jokes and shit.
@thegeographynerd7218
@thegeographynerd7218 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed Fck bots
@deadlikedisco4726
@deadlikedisco4726 3 жыл бұрын
@@snailboi6902 For real though the first three replies to my comment were porn bots. I think there have been 8 so far. And I've never heard of that, I'll check it out.
@v_lor
@v_lor 3 жыл бұрын
Bots are bad.
@wylanvallotton4462
@wylanvallotton4462 3 жыл бұрын
In the FanArt section Robin always says "I can't draw ... You should see mine..." So I want an episode where the other hosts comment on Robin's artwork
@Starlight_235
@Starlight_235 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@achillesart5305
@achillesart5305 3 жыл бұрын
r/Tinder is always a funny subreddit (except for when it isn't)
@deadguy404
@deadguy404 3 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true
@jip0611
@jip0611 3 жыл бұрын
@@brayden2983 100% people that live in Africa will eventually die, unless they are dead
@Peppermations
@Peppermations 3 жыл бұрын
he... isnt lying
@hio.hinomaru21
@hio.hinomaru21 3 жыл бұрын
This has brighten up my day, what a great joke, except when it isn't
@keetandenault7350
@keetandenault7350 3 жыл бұрын
Yes this is a good scam Very good very good...
@PikalaxALT
@PikalaxALT 3 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn dude doesn't want anyone who lives more than an hour away. presumably he lives in one of those two neighborhoods, so he understands that EVERYWHERE is more than an hour away.
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@dead_sponge
@dead_sponge 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is the kind of guy to tell “fuck you, you piece of shit” if you don’t take your dog out for a walk on your tinder bio
@TheCassandraShoww
@TheCassandraShoww 3 жыл бұрын
@lexi flow wtf
@dead_sponge
@dead_sponge 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCassandraShoww it’s just some random bot
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 3 жыл бұрын
80s music was 32-42 years ago which means if you aren't older than that then yeah it counts 👍
@deltaboi9014
@deltaboi9014 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not older than 18, but seeing this comment makes me feel old
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 3 жыл бұрын
@@deltaboi9014 same
@Comeoniwantaccount
@Comeoniwantaccount 3 жыл бұрын
What's the music at 0:55
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 3 жыл бұрын
@@Comeoniwantaccount Undertale snowdin shop
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 3 жыл бұрын
Here is it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4XIhpeqntGFe9E
@torigrant1211
@torigrant1211 3 жыл бұрын
The Undertale/Deltarune music in the background makes these tinder posts feel like people are out here battling it out to find that one perfect, 10/10 hookup
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@autisticizzy6795
@autisticizzy6795 3 жыл бұрын
I always thought I was the only one hearing the music!
@paradoxtatorstudios9681
@paradoxtatorstudios9681 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, that music fits perfectly because Undertale/Deltarune is a flaming train of chaos that also I cannot get of off 😂
@Jo-er6tw
@Jo-er6tw 3 жыл бұрын
Well well well it seems like Bella SHUT down that knock knock joke, practically SLAMED the door in his face. Do you think she’s OPEN to another try? Eh eh? I’m sorry I’ll leave now
@isappycracks
@isappycracks 3 жыл бұрын
no i think her DOOR to other guys are locked in the OTHER SIDE she needs to find a KEY to open that door for new boys
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 3 жыл бұрын
IMA SEND YOU TO THE BACKROOMS IF YOU DO ANOTHER DOOR JOKE no really ill make it so the next door you open leads straight to there
@isappycracks
@isappycracks 3 жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 huh funny joke i will LEAVE now if you dont mind
@isappycracks
@isappycracks 3 жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 where the fuck am i
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 3 жыл бұрын
@@isappycracks HAHAHAH nice job Anyways Ill send a rescue team Give me 2 hours Maybe Eh dont count on it Ill send a Almond water package
@Falney
@Falney 3 жыл бұрын
A friend eventually managed to get me to sign up to tinder. I had no interest in it so I put my profile as "Looking for a girl who can carry a conversation". It worked, I haven't once been DM'ed.... Well, it is either that or the fact I am fugly.
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 Incel or not, at least he nailed the NiceGirls™ stereotype. Gotta give him props for that at least. Just as men can be sleazy in their preferences in women, so can the opposite be true. Romance is a two way street, and the women who demands a good personality, looks, loyalty _and_ wealth while offering nothing besides empty promises of schmex and "good company" in return aren't really in it for love, and they don't deserve anything good in life.
@user-mz6zn1od9h
@user-mz6zn1od9h 2 жыл бұрын
This makes sense! I think the only reason he’s such a big red flag, despite his reasonable points, is that he generalized all women based on one stereotype.
@deinemudder3066
@deinemudder3066 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-mz6zn1od9h "in my experience" is his experience so no generalization there. most likely with this text he is simply filtering out the masquerade girls and gets on with the girls that are smart enough to understand tinder and it's use. besides: all women want to date up is a fact.
@user-mz6zn1od9h
@user-mz6zn1od9h 2 жыл бұрын
@@deinemudder3066 but that's where the problem starts, is it not? a single lifetime's experience will never be enough to understand every single person on earth. when it comes to women, or to put it in simpler terms, 50% of the world's population, it's no different. we're all individuals. you're not half-wrong, there are definitely people who want to date up. But that's them, and their own personality and interests. to take that single aspect of their personality and project it onto 50% of the world's population... that's pretty much generalizing, isn't it?
@PeoplePleaser578
@PeoplePleaser578 2 жыл бұрын
"Rocky Road because I have been going through it" screams to most dudes "I am about to unload all my problems onto you so please listen".
@Turtles7734
@Turtles7734 3 жыл бұрын
I can't hold intelligent conversation unless about history but I can definitely hold dumb conversation that will probably give you a head ache.
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@willw_yt3410
@willw_yt3410 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: “Bella I’m in love with you now”
@elizabeth-gt8rv
@elizabeth-gt8rv 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@j-man6949
@j-man6949 3 жыл бұрын
@Vyldim yeah
@luckikura783
@luckikura783 3 жыл бұрын
I hope no one is in love with all these bots lmao
@keanorde
@keanorde 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he said that why id you need to comment that?
@saltysalmoling8055
@saltysalmoling8055 3 жыл бұрын
Hello bots, beep boop
@thesuperdoge2476
@thesuperdoge2476 3 жыл бұрын
0:29 every single word is in alphabetical order and i absolutely love it
@gumarks_
@gumarks_ 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Robin has the manliest and most handsome voice ever
@Khaoscntrl
@Khaoscntrl 3 жыл бұрын
I like how genuinly offended you sounds at 4:46. Like its the natural normal reaction to hearing some shit like that but it was also just really cute to hear you that offended for the person.
@Steampunkkids
@Steampunkkids 3 жыл бұрын
@Emkay At 17:40 it says Jack is today’s narrator. But, we all know it’s Xycron/ Robin. Just thought you should know.
@vvlovesbts375
@vvlovesbts375 2 жыл бұрын
The “Joey doesn’t share food!” rlly got me and the roses are red part🤣
@ImR1mpl0
@ImR1mpl0 3 жыл бұрын
7:23 - Our kids are gonna be so cute and fun
@ShaggyTheClown17
@ShaggyTheClown17 3 жыл бұрын
cus nothing says "I'm interested in getting to know you" like telling them you want to conceive instantly.....
@ucanhvungoc7133
@ucanhvungoc7133 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 I disagree. That man has life in his hands. He knows what he's in for. He is a legend.
@marisolcavas6581
@marisolcavas6581 3 жыл бұрын
goofy ahh
@eliasbischoff176
@eliasbischoff176 3 жыл бұрын
"Quit making your entire personality out of red flags!" -One Topic, 2022
@NoobgamerHD
@NoobgamerHD 3 жыл бұрын
9:16 Robin: *turns into duke nukem*
@sunfishensunfishen2271
@sunfishensunfishen2271 3 жыл бұрын
80s cars bring back the lack of safety that perfectly reflects how much I care about my own life. I love driving down the interstate in my 5 speed death machine
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 3 жыл бұрын
80's music takes me back to the good old days of wearing a diaper and screaming.. half way through to identical future days.. 😄
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@bobross4576
@bobross4576 3 жыл бұрын
11:22 Come on they could've finished it with "Now take me to bed," whole missed opportunity.
@Spgzay
@Spgzay 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get a dating app I'm already the brink of self destruction and that push me over the edge
@Laziestwhiteboy
@Laziestwhiteboy 3 жыл бұрын
Boi I sure do love watching peoples self confidence drop lowers then rock bottom!
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@jordenstrother2227
@jordenstrother2227 3 жыл бұрын
0:18 Oh come on Robin you aren’t single you have Zach
@oneinthechamber9376
@oneinthechamber9376 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE getting FLIPPED off at the start of EVERY EMKAY video 😁
@crazygamers1535
@crazygamers1535 2 жыл бұрын
The "roses are red" really show how compatible they are.
@forever-us5xr
@forever-us5xr 3 жыл бұрын
Tinder is always funny af no expections
@michaelwhite4976
@michaelwhite4976 Жыл бұрын
My faith in humanity grows increasingly smaller each time I see these messages.😂
@crowley896
@crowley896 3 жыл бұрын
If anyone else was like me, and Just started at the joke at 7:21 for like 10 minuten, they ment the first "y" so not "Your kids are gonna be so cute and funn" but "Our kids are gonna be so cute and funny"
@JustS1deways
@JustS1deways 3 жыл бұрын
1:33 As a league of legends player I saw this coming from a mile away and I can confirm that it's accurate
@goon_ass1675
@goon_ass1675 2 жыл бұрын
^
@Crimson_Cauldron
@Crimson_Cauldron 3 жыл бұрын
Tinder is quite a weird place
@elizabeth-gt8rv
@elizabeth-gt8rv 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@ThatManSpam
@ThatManSpam 3 жыл бұрын
these bots are beginning to worry me.
@Crimson_Cauldron
@Crimson_Cauldron 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatManSpam same here
@guestforfunjokesonu7683
@guestforfunjokesonu7683 2 жыл бұрын
The last one was as if autocorrect was the third wheel of a online date
@NullInkk
@NullInkk 3 жыл бұрын
The fanart this episode was absolutely amazing, it was so cute--
@sabrinanite
@sabrinanite 3 жыл бұрын
1:32 🤣🤣 ah the *most* toxic of all the online gaming communities
@TheRealAxolotlAnimates
@TheRealAxolotlAnimates 3 жыл бұрын
emkays videos make me happy
@elizabeth-gt8rv
@elizabeth-gt8rv 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@NP7_16
@NP7_16 3 жыл бұрын
@berlyn Wtf is up with these botssss
@TheSheepMan.
@TheSheepMan. 3 жыл бұрын
ፕዘጎነ ጎነ ዘቿረረ
@madddd1
@madddd1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, 5 in a row, this comment is a winner
@GuardianMinerva
@GuardianMinerva 3 жыл бұрын
That army navy one was a good one 😆
@mysterylovescompany2657
@mysterylovescompany2657 3 жыл бұрын
"No more than 2 dates without sex" is a lot of pressure if he's set his profile to anything aside from just hook-ups. Personally, I wouldn't date that stipulation even when I _am_ just looking for something casual, because my libido prefers the freedom to go with the mood.
@cloud_catus8500
@cloud_catus8500 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a scheduled hookup does not get the atmosphere going... "oh, whoops, it's 11 pm. This was the second date, so let's get to the next point of our schedule. Please remove your clothing."
@B0o0o0o0o0o
@B0o0o0o0o0o 3 жыл бұрын
Can't draw? Dude, if you can draw legs, you are God in my eyes
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@Dewani90
@Dewani90 3 жыл бұрын
man, id they can draw hands they are better than me.
@MuMuMochii
@MuMuMochii 3 жыл бұрын
this either makes me happy im single or made me envious
@eiko1
@eiko1 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a miracle that bad matches are already made clear by the messages
@jan-pi-ala-suli
@jan-pi-ala-suli 2 жыл бұрын
“Knock knock” “Shut up” Yes
@lucasoliveirastinghensanto8211
@lucasoliveirastinghensanto8211 2 жыл бұрын
1:26 man was looking around for a cancer and instead found himself a virgo real god damn quick
@pc_quinn5323
@pc_quinn5323 2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but 2:29 just caught me off guard
@grAce_lh27
@grAce_lh27 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here, doing my hair and I hear, "Damn, you're funny too. Fuck off, Grace." Ngl i was a little offended at first as my name is Grace. Had to rewind the video a little bit to be sure you weren't actually talking to me 😂😭
@HopeSunshine420
@HopeSunshine420 3 жыл бұрын
I am very stoned and the tacobell ding has me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rawr12322
@rawr12322 3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is really ducking relatable.....
@damiancrowley569
@damiancrowley569 2 жыл бұрын
When I was young, I'd talk about a girls tastes: shoes, music, hair Now that I'm a dad: point out the obvious in clever(ish) ways and when they say they are something, I say "hi (insert noun here) I'm daddy" Works every time
@GHOST-bm6pl
@GHOST-bm6pl 2 жыл бұрын
I am in desperate need of the holy wisdom dispensed by the council of men
@mahooge
@mahooge 3 жыл бұрын
Your KZbin vids always make me feel happy
@CamoFlash7_
@CamoFlash7_ 2 жыл бұрын
*11:53** 'meatworm'*
@Rahhelthethird
@Rahhelthethird 2 жыл бұрын
2:46 "What was I supposed to say? Threesome?"
@WohaoG
@WohaoG 2 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the intro includes a bird being flipped THANKS ROBIN
@mfSCOUT
@mfSCOUT 3 жыл бұрын
my youtube did that thing where it starts playing your video before you click it, so when i actually clicked the video i was greeted by Robin saying "gay".
@Snomrade
@Snomrade 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 if I had the confidence to make an account I would go out of my way to purchase an eggplant for this exact situation
@unicow5044
@unicow5044 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized the intro flips us all off every time
@snowfur9407
@snowfur9407 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss finallly!! Ive missed r/Tinder
@angerydestroyer
@angerydestroyer 2 жыл бұрын
Was eating a cheese stick when the taco bell gong went off almost choked on it
@liamgavinwells
@liamgavinwells 3 жыл бұрын
16:38 Unless they aren't talking about the big city in Kentucky, I don't think that Louisville is a small town. It is also pronounced like King Louis XVI for future reference
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@Cynchronicity7
@Cynchronicity7 Жыл бұрын
Born and raised in Kentucky! Louisville pronunciations always hurt me a little.
@liamgavinwells
@liamgavinwells Жыл бұрын
@synesthesia7290 why don't you like Loo-vull?
@Lady_Crispr
@Lady_Crispr 3 жыл бұрын
Me and the other rocky road kids are out there on our own I guess lol
@eviLblunt69
@eviLblunt69 2 жыл бұрын
instead of: "hi" or "hey" try: "greetings, urchin. i have decided to entertain you with a message through this mortal technology."
@BioDjango
@BioDjango 3 жыл бұрын
Tinder is the best place to get a good laugh Lmao (its just great)
@nikiastrone435
@nikiastrone435 3 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@audklu24
@audklu24 3 жыл бұрын
as someone named bella that intro made me smile
@HawkGaming3721
@HawkGaming3721 2 жыл бұрын
“Knock knock!” “shut up” Me and my emotions in a nutshell. I hate knock knock jokes
@PeoplePleaser578
@PeoplePleaser578 2 жыл бұрын
"Knock Knock!" "Shut up" "Shut up who? .... Wait" This is my kind of energy xD.
@hanzhenghz
@hanzhenghz 2 жыл бұрын
7:24 For those who didn't know, like Robin, drop the y in "your kids" to get the joke
@oneeyedwillie0242
@oneeyedwillie0242 3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone realized that the Emkay intro gives people the middle finger?
@candylandish
@candylandish 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure everyone noticed that
@trinitymahmens5953
@trinitymahmens5953 3 жыл бұрын
@@candylandish Yes, and we are here for it!
@danihancock9033
@danihancock9033 2 жыл бұрын
Totally gonna steal the "tip for your profile" one
@FBISpyVan
@FBISpyVan 3 жыл бұрын
Knock Knock
@S0UND112
@S0UND112 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@onyxfallen6792
@onyxfallen6792 3 жыл бұрын
Who's there?
@giano4899
@giano4899 3 жыл бұрын
How's there
@mustardgaz4921
@mustardgaz4921 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@coolkidnappkin
@coolkidnappkin 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@LordBairoth
@LordBairoth 3 жыл бұрын
I'm interested in knowing why so many people give one word responses to a question. Like, spice it up or something. Add some emoji or emoticon
@aentn
@aentn 3 жыл бұрын
10:30 holy shit I've read stories where people in the closet rather than adopting, they act like they're attracted to the opposite gender and then have kids, divorce or break up and take the kids and go... straight or gay or lesbian or trans this is the most asshole-y thing you can do
@charleneotto8719
@charleneotto8719 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fan art!
@bethanyboarder7751
@bethanyboarder7751 3 жыл бұрын
15:27 it says right there, "27" there are 27 in the council of men
@merryavant
@merryavant 2 жыл бұрын
For the one where that person had a raccoon named worm, if I was there…. *I would’ve married them right there and then*
@the_stray_cat
@the_stray_cat 3 жыл бұрын
13;13 YEs laughsed harder then i should have at this line
@amradviewer
@amradviewer 3 жыл бұрын
“Your kids are gonna be so funny, but the y is silent” i’m a freaking idiot, it’s talking about the y in your. edit : thank u fo- jk, typo :/
@davidzea-smith1417
@davidzea-smith1417 3 жыл бұрын
"Knock Kno-" "Shut up."
@samster4044
@samster4044 3 жыл бұрын
4:24 i felt that, the guy next to me felt that, the guy 10 m felt that
@Liliththelizard
@Liliththelizard 3 жыл бұрын
People born in 1990 are over 30 now People born in 2004 are becoming legal adults this year.
@blyatmaume
@blyatmaume 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 is great lol
@belgianstar
@belgianstar 3 жыл бұрын
Me pausing the video every 10 seconds to convert measurements
@shinyjules8088
@shinyjules8088 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely get a kick out of the chicks who want someone to spend 100s on them on a first date, food is food, its the company that matters lmao
@Tosmasta00
@Tosmasta00 3 жыл бұрын
Many seem to have forgotten that.
@shinyjules8088
@shinyjules8088 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tosmasta00 Darn right they have.
@silhouettednight7965
@silhouettednight7965 2 жыл бұрын
I like the Taco Bell sound 🤣 best censor ever
@colinpaul2146
@colinpaul2146 3 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this
@NONAME-tt4pr
@NONAME-tt4pr 3 жыл бұрын
10:59 made me laugh so hard
@king_kewl19
@king_kewl19 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the friends reference :) u always love things u don’t have :(
@jeanbathistedurand3657
@jeanbathistedurand3657 3 жыл бұрын
The consil of man spiting facts
@laureloneiros1500
@laureloneiros1500 3 жыл бұрын
Another day of thanking god for making me asexual
@1greninjawolfbossdeath648
@1greninjawolfbossdeath648 3 жыл бұрын
Me an alloromantic sex repulsed asexual: I am glad I don't feel sexual attraction but I am not spared from the want for love.
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha qןoopןıuǝ ǝups ʍıʇɥ ʎon
@shortfuze5261
@shortfuze5261 3 жыл бұрын
The girl in the thumbnail looks like she literally drinks bread for a living
@shortfuze5261
@shortfuze5261 3 жыл бұрын
Also the man who plays league of legends literally built like a McDonalds big mac GAURANTEED
@ashisheady8841
@ashisheady8841 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is robbing our time.
@meridianspark
@meridianspark 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 USA is actually a touch farther than 90 kilometers away if you're driving (128 give or take). If you take a boat though, that cuts it waaaay down. Just a useless fact from a useless person online doing my daily do!
@beatermisc1712
@beatermisc1712 3 жыл бұрын
13:33 real man
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 23 күн бұрын
6:22 I can fix her
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