insanely clever comebacks

[@luthfihar3211]

Tate calling people who have recreational sex "gay" is ironic being that the guy flaunts that he has "alot of sex" and IS running a prostitution ring

[@šokolataSK]

He is kinda sus what he did in Romania and we dont know how he got money

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Yeah, he said that's what happens if you never watch star wars, like him, because he never watched star wars.

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitAs someone who has never watched Star Wars, I have never wanted to watch it more just so I don’t have something that could be used to associate myself with the guy

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@firewolf950tfwgaming7 I mean, I have seen some speculation about him actually having watched star wars, as in his 60 tweets about never having watched star wars, he did reference the star war quite a bit for someone who's never seen star wars. So you've found yourself in a Schrödinger's Cat-esque situation.

[@maxkrystal7403]

And doesn’t have any children

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

Isn't Matilda's dad basically a villain used car salesman written by Roald Dahl? I can't remember if that's literally his job but he certainly has the character of one.

[@carbs_r_delish]

That is, in fact, correct!

[@davidcroucher6262]

Not only is that correct, but Quentin Blake's illustrations of him resemble Heath Lerr.

[@themeemman]

yes

[@adrianblake8876]

It is literally his job. In the movie at least, he puts sawdust in the engine, and turns back the milage with an electric drill... Also, they look nothing alike. Harry Wormwood has a moustache and usually wears a hat, which Matilda once super-glued to his head as a prank...

[@ahsetal75]

Omg you're right

[@Narinder55555]

6:12 The woman who died from not getting an abortion could have cured cancer.

[@Archiver_Studio]

A person that woman could've helped might've been able to cure cancer

[@Redacted_Theorist]

​@Archiver_Studio Most likely, when the mother dies, it is rare the baby survives. So now they are both dead ☺️

[@DaBigWun-r6c]

I’m just gonna put this out there, but with big pharma, no one is finding the cure to cancer.

[@Fifasher2K]

​@Redacted_Theorist They're probably not about baby.

[@Redacted_Theorist]

@@Fifasher2K "They're probably not about baby" Ah yes, I see you to speak ęŋĝłï§ĥ

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

If elongated muskrat saw Star Trek, it wouldn't even matter if he did. We already know he doesn't take any lesson from any media he allegedly consumes. His ass showed up to the Fallout tv show set to try to be on it, and then later crashed the premier party. Do you have any idea how little you have to play of Fallout in order to understand the late-stage capitalists were villains? Literally it's the opening of FO4, you don't even have to be a legacy fan to get that message loud and clear.

[@kauske]

He probably looks at the Enclave and thinks 'they are great, we should make that' and misses the part where the Enclave is literally its own worst enemy. Like, The Chosen One doesn't even do that much, it's Horrigan that self destructs the oil rig 'cause he's butthurt. Raven rock enclave collapses over a difference in ideologies and the FEV, letting the Brotherhood walk all over them. And then Whitesprings branch literally self eradicated with the scorched plague. It's never from outside that their BS collapses. But Muskrat probably saw 'a vault full of managers' and got excited, LOL.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Yeah. I've never even played any of the games (nor have I seen the show), but even I know that. Like, Elon would probably unironically believe that the experiments done in the vaults are a good thing.

[@triopsate3]

I mean let's be real, it's an actual fact that Elno literally outsources his gaming to other people so he probably outsourced that lesson from fallout as well.

[@Moon_x_sun]

It’s kinda like those billionaires who saw squid game was popular and decided to make it happen… with out understanding the meaning of the series

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@YourWaywardDestiny Apparently Liberty Prime wasn't enough for some people to realize Fallout was making fun of capitalism not praising it.

[@MHurley21]

3:15 "class traitors that come from wealth" is biblically supported. Moses was raised as Egyptian royalty; imagine someone calling the Hebrews hypocrites for accepting Moses' offer of deliverance.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Warren Buffet and Bill Gates. If anyone knew anything about them they would know both of them are pro higher taxes on the wealthy and billionaires and supporting the working class. A historic example would be Fredrick Engels. He helped found communism with Karl Marx despite owning multiple businesses including a bunch of textile mills.

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Being a Christian myself, I legitimately believe Luigi was sent by God to serve as a warning for the upcoming nightmare that's gonna be the next 4 years.

[@5Demona5]

Yooo, Luigi being a modern representation of Moses hits hard! Then instead of the 10 plagues on the Egyptians, it'll be the Revolution on the rich

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@MHurley21 I mean Communism was literally co-founded by a wealthy top elite class, Friedrich Engels. It has always been a thing even outside mythological stories.

[@MHurley21]

@@AIHumanEquality I never suggested it wasn't a thing and the biblical reference wasn't a random example. The faux populist elite appeal to faith and patriotism in order to masquerade as "men of the people." Fun facts about communism wouldn't make a dent in that facade.

[@oliverkirkland9332]

25:15 my dad has a diametrically opposed list -- he has a list of how much money he has borrowed _from_ us, his kids. He does this bc his mom used to nickle and dime him; she even went so far as to steal his mail and cash his paychecks herself, when he was in his teens. She never repaid a single cent of that money. Dad thought that was unfair, so he made it a point to _never_ do that to his own children; if he ever needed to borrow money for any reason, he would make sure to note how much it was and he _always_ pays us back as soon as he can manage it. I always tell him not to worry about paying me back in a timely fashion (I am broke, so I _do_ need the money returned) because I know him and his ethics; and I know, with the same certainty as the sky being blue and water being wet, that he'll return that money. Therefore, if he needs it, he can have it and take all the time in the world to pay it back. (I'm even adopting his standpoint and making the same lists for my friends, so if I ever borrow money from them I will make _damn_ sure I pay it back, too)

[@Stygian-l1v]

Your dad is amazing.

[@Burn_Angel]

This world needs more people like your dad.

[@bogeymanbear]

I have this same list with how much money I borrowed from my mom

[@bobguy5148]

7:39 "sHaReInG iS cOmMuNiSm AnD tHaT's BaD" -Elon on why donation is runining the west

[@frstwhsprs]

Bro played too much GTA Vice City Stories

[@_StarlightRose_]

No he'd probably say something like "bUt WhY wOuLd YoU gIvE tO tHe PoOr?" The troglodyte has little to no filter

[@SithBunny1]

Got to love how the ones complaining about "communism" don't actually know what communism really is.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@bobguy5148 Friedrich Engels who was a top class of his time basically the billionaire class of his time period, co-founded communism and frequently gave away his money to help the working class.

[@bobguy5148]

@@SithBunny1 exactly! They just hear the generic stuff from pop culture and think "can't have that happening or I might have to be on level with those middle class peasants"

[@damiancrowley569]

Red State individual here, can confirm, we have tent cities everywhere.. Until the police find them, then the homeless either get arrested or run out while their tents are stomped out

[@protomae]

at least the homeless are getting some sorta home?

[@ItalianCountryball11]

@@protomaeSadly, no

[@FreyaonaPegasus-jc5qb]

@@ItalianCountryball11 i think theyre referring to prison,,,

[@TheNeoVid]

@@FreyaonaPegasus-jc5qb A homeless person on the street costs the taxpayers around $30k a year, a prison inmate costs us about $60k. Giving a person a room to live in costs us about $10k annually, but Americans are always willing to spend more to hurt people in need.

[@KXZero]

Cruelty is the point. It's always the point. That's why there is a saying, no hate like Christian love. ​@TheNeoVid

[@cameronbudden4036]

Do you remember the kid in school who had nothing interesting to talk about so they just made shit up. Andrew tate apparently never grew out of that habit.

[@hmnhntr]

I've never seen a human being who gives off bigger 'lonely loser' vibes than he does. The only difference between him and a neckbeard is that he's in good shape. I honestly can't believe people see him as some kind of role model

[@TheBlackcredo]

Jay from The Inbetweeners.

[@silvervoid_]

16:18 the person who sang discord "eurobeat brony" came out as a trans woman a few years back

[@silvervoid_]

also 25:13 a friend of a friend is a CEO and he does sometimes ask for small amounts back but luckily he is getting better at letting it go because my friend does call him out on it

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@silvervoid_ good for her, good for her I should probably listen to the original track and not the living tombstone one sometime

[@efad3215]

Congrats to the pega-sister!!

[@greenxlady4585]

@@_StarlightRose_ I really recommend it, her song has a faster beat (TLT's version is slower, but the vocals are sped up so it feels faster) and great instrumentation. I also recommend the song "Luna", the harmonies are gorgeous

[@SithBunny1]

The woman who created the score for The Shining is also trans. And created the best album ever: Weird Al's Carnival of the Animals Part 2.

[@pokeydude]

3:57 he's pushing 40 and we don't have confirmation on whether or not he actually has any kids, he only claims to have 10 of them.

[@Virtualblueart]

Since he also claims to be a pro gamer an genius but has bought those achievements from other people? Yeah, he probably bought those kids too.

[@Anon_Omis]

​@@VirtualblueartI think you're confusing Tate with Musk

[@Virtualblueart]

@Anon_Omis I think you are right. But in my defence, they are both completely weird.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@Anon_Omis they should just get married and shut up tbh

[@TuffMelon]

Oh yeah, those lightbulbs that fucking explode occasionally, too.

[@Tacko14]

Gaslights, anyone? They got plenty of those and they're really nostalgic

[@timohara7717]

​@@Tacko14no they aren't

[@thou_dog]

​@@timohara7717 Goddamnit :D

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:00 it's basic biology; without proper access to resources and shelter, the animals will not breed.

[@AkaNoriiUME]

Yeah

[@sevenember3332]

Sucks though that the human population bust is being artificially created by the withholding of resources. By the exact same people who are screaming in panic that the economy is going to collapse because there won’t be enough people to support it and are trying to force people to have kids.

[@JarMomErika]

It’s a form of depopulation, which is a characteristic of bad government.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@JarMomErika Not to mention the incompetence in fire department in california... one of the most populated places in the u.s....

[@decaydjk8922]

6:36 being an easily-led right wing stooge is, sadly, not only not considered a disorder but is aggressively encouraged and taught

[@Nyghtking]

The ideal follower is one who questions nothing you say and believes everything you tell them.

[@paigemosher8697]

People with disorders should be looked upon with empathy and given the chance to get whatever help they need. The willfully ignorant do not deserve this kindness.

[@yinyang9508]

Same with left wing stooge too, let’s not forget

[@tomnelsonast]

@@yinyang9508 There's a lot more right wing wackjobs both online and IRL nowadays and they're a lot louder than the tankie crowd.

[@ShaneBarton2005]

@@yinyang9508 Politics in general can and will turn everyone involved into stooges. I speak as a disillusioned American who currently lives in Republican Texas.

[@AStangeSoup]

The difference between Robin and the people that Robin doesn't like is that Robin has this weird thing called empathy. You'd be surprised by just how many people categorically lack empathy.

[@christophercuston]

Don't forget Sympathy, Empathy's sister.

[@someonesawmeliving]

this is so funny because i forgot this guys name is robin and i thought you were talking about the dc character and i was incredibly confused how he got brought into the conversation.

[@KaiHenningsen]

And remember, a social species - at least a non-insect one - needs empathy to survive. All social mammals and birds have empathy, no exception.

[@TheBlackcredo]

I saw a post from some utter tit the other day responding to that bishop who called for, you know, empathy by calling empathy evil or some other silly bollocks. The world is going mad.

[@zarakikon6352]

Sooo, any maga-flavored American then ?

[@ErzsabetJones]

As a broke person who isn’t struggling 100% of the time, I still bought someone else groceries few groceries, including ice cream, because if I can help someone else struggle a little less, I should. And everyone deserves a treat.

[@savvivixen8490]

🥹 Thank you for being kind! I'll strive to display such kindness. ❤

[@Blech-h9z]

It's a well known fact that working class people tip better than wealthy people. You're a lovely person.

[@J.PC.Designs]

24:32 Yes, it was youtuber Whistlin Diesel in his first cybertruck durability test video. Spoiler alert, it's not. The frame is made of aluminum and snapped in half (which has also been corroborated by another incident of this happening), and a lot of the panels are held on with elmer's glue sticks, the ones you used in elementary school to stick two pieces of paper together.

[@FFVison]

Just wanted to point out that When Elon tweeted let's make Starfleet Academy real, the response was from Robert Picardo who was the actor who played the hologram doctor in Star Trek: Voyager

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@FFVison Yes! I love Star Trek (my husband and I watched all of TOS, TNG, Voyager and Deep Space Nine together, and I love the character of The Doctor from Voyager. Plus, the actor's last name being Picardo is just awesome.) Live Long And Prosper! 🖖

[@siriusgrudge8861]

Looked for this comment, had the same thought.

[@bonjourmarlene]

Can't buy a home! Just do what I did: cancel your Netflix, have filter coffee at home, and have your dad make the down payment for you!

[@OriginOfMajesty]

I don't know which outcome is funnier/more grim, the possibility that they're so out of touch with life that they think a cup of coffee costs the same as a down payment or the possibility that they're so out of touch they don't even think about the cost of coffee or a house at all

[@bonjourmarlene]

@OriginOfMajesty "It's a banana, what could it cost? $10?"

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

are you saying you did NoT have to give up avocado toast?

[@bonjourmarlene]

@@colorbugoriginals4457 don't be silly, why would I have to give up on avocados when I have a whole green house plantation of them in my backyard?

[@babykang9026]

Don't even need a filter, get a French press

[@NarfoOnTheNet]

Tate gives me the impression of a person who's values and principles are based solely on what pissed him off two seconds before he makes a tweet.

[@NarfoOnTheNet]

(sighs) *Whose

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

16:57 - Joke wooshed right over his head. She meant that she made him, so of course she knows how to make jokes. Her kid's a joke!

[@kiltedbird11]

16:07 the way the lyric out of nowhere gave me fuckin whiplash😭😭😭 A̶n̶d̶ s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ o̶f̶ a̶ s̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶n̶o̶o̶n̶ D̶i̶s̶c̶o̶r̶d̶, w̶h̶a̶t̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ d̶o̶ w̶e̶ d̶o̶, t̶o̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶ t̶a̶k̶e̶ o̶u̶r̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ a̶w̶a̶y̶?̶ Stuck in my head now, so thanks for that lmao

[@creztoonz]

DISCORD, ARE WE A PREY ALONE? OR ARE WE JUST A STEPPING STONE TO TAKING BACK THE THRONE? Happened to be listening to this while working earlier lol

[@adrianblake8876]

22:23 He's an undocumented alien who fights the mega-millionaire arch-villain. Couldn't be any more left wing...

[@thomrichards8495]

I'm pretty he also straight up fought the KKK in one comic

[@HXSKlmfao]

literally an alien 😭

[@bluestreaker9242]

It's amazing how often people seem to forget that fact. XD

[@lucienburke9021]

He was also made by a Jewish family in order to cope with the horrors of the Holocaust.

[@mcrain1283]

you sure that the guy who stands against everything that is hate is against hate?

[@inokainemis]

here's what Elon was thinking; "i am the most important person ever. i want to extract wealth from everyone without any restrictions, and democracies regulations are a big obstacle. other rich people should think exactly like me. donations to any fund that helps people who have historically been marginalized would make it harder to extract wealth or hurt the people i dont like (poors)" the guy is a literal racist from south africas apartheid era, who grew up with gems in his pockets that were mined by what was effectively slave labour, and invested those gems into companies that might make his dream to be the emperor of mars a reality, he gave a nazi salute at a political function and actively ignored the fact that his cars cant actually self drive in spite of being "just six months away" for years, his factories break laws all the time, he has promised fully automated humanoid robots "in a year or two" for the last decade, his space company fails to get beyond our orbit and regularly has complete vessel failures. if NASA had half the funding of spacex we would already have a lunar base and would be mining asteroids for materials to go into cargo ships bound for mars. elon musk is a nazi sympathizer wearing an 'industrial capitalist' nametag, and so many people willingly ignore the lack of a difference.

[@Burst_AO_Studios]

13:08 Not only does Jesus use pronouns in the Bible, but every time that His pronouns were used, they started with capitalization, so it was damn near impossible to miss whenever He was speaking 😂

[@pokeydude]

15:56 the rich are so rich, they're monopolizing cringe

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

I feel that Healthcare anxiety. Last year I worked myself into multiple anxiety attacks because my sensory issues as a result of being autistic and ADHD started changing (which happens in adult women) and my anxiety gave me worse physical symptoms, leading back to anxiety about the discomfort my anxiety was causing. Took me a bit to realize that anxiety was directly causing all the stuff I thought were clear signs I was dying lol I do have to worry about my insurance ending in about two months, though. Woot. Stay safe and comfy, Robin.

[@sai_ai__8446]

21:46 Since there is a Star Trek episode where a normal car is found in the middle of space, i can definitely see Elon having watched at least a little Star Trek.

[@nyghtmoon]

Elon's dumbass car stunt is based off the opening of the movie Heavy Metal.

[@mxnikoturnip]

Random light bulb comment. I bought two smart led bulbs two years ago. Did cost a bit more than regular led bulbs, but it's one of the best buys I've ever done. I'm autistic and very light sensitive and these are amazing. With a click on an app, I can change colour, saturation, brightness etc. They also use less electricity than my old led bulbs.

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

0:23 lauren i feel like you should save that "insult" to elon musk, he's the type of guy that needs to hear this sh@t but his egocentric $ss would not even care enough to even hear a single word. the musk even admited that he's "CoNsTaNtLy Is InSulTeD oN tWiTtEr"

[@darterglo2]

twitter is for old people

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

@@darterglo2 i wish it was too man

[@darterglo2]

@ wait what

[@rosenrot234]

Even if musk did hear it. Ain't gonna matter. He's still rich enough to do pretty much whatever he wants.

[@SuaMaePontoCom]

Imagine if you had to pay for a gold tier subscription so the police arrived at your door faster

[@UrTherapist911]

Kinda like cyberpunk

[@Suky34]

​@@UrTherapist911 literaly. But in Cyberpunk they charge you something like 5 Eurodollars per minute that you are on a call with the police :3

[@auldthymer]

The police don't need tiers: they evaluate the neighborhood and speed up or slow down accordingly.

[@Saje3D]

@@UrTherapist911My thought exactly.

[@rambofan334]

Delete this comment now before you give them that idea.

[@taknial09]

hey man, congrats on getting healthcare. you seriously deserve that and so much more. thanks for giving us this content (maybe not this exact content) so we can relax from the hell that is life right now

[@Tbill6763]

Robin, wait until you see the deductible on that insurance. My brother makes $15/hr and has a $2k deductible. I was talking to a hospital employee the other day. A family has a group deductible of $40k, 18k/person. By the time you meet your deductible, it's time to start over. You need a catastrophic injury before it pays.

[@someonesawmeliving]

6:22 that same baby ALSO could've become a serial killer. which is, statistically, way more likely.

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Our back hurts.

[@KaihighOG]

Hello Trainspotter

[@David-bl6tv]

my bad, I will go easier on you next time

[@chickensurfer]

You are a train

[@EoghanDonnelly-m3x]

@@chickensurfer you're the train!

[@TheRiRiRiverest1]

R u the push-up guy

[@thatbagelman]

21:19 1 Timothy 2:12 "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." Real equal right?

[@SaHaRaSquad]

So Andrew Tate is 38 with no children but calls people at 40 with less than 5 children gay. Hmm...

[@idontknow2469]

Wait doesn't he have a shit ton of kids from a bunch of different women?

[@SaHaRaSquad]

@@idontknow2469 I'm sure he's bragged about having kids, but that's about as much evidence as a fart, unless there's more info on them.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@idontknow2469 So I am pretty sure you are thinking of Muskie, who has 12 f*cking kids with several different women, but I guess it shouldn't be that surprising since he's literally the wealthiest person on the entire planet. Also, it's worth mentioning that almost all 12 of his children were conceived using IVF (so that means these women didn't actually have sex with him.) And for some strange reason when I went to Google the question: How many kids does Elon Musk have? The first answer is 7 but when you scroll down a little the actual answer is 12. Also, the FIRST question under People Also Asked: How many children did Elon Musk give birth to? 😳 And they want to get rid of the Department of Education!?! 😱🤬

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@SaHaRaSquad Andrew Tate has exactly zero children, so you must be thinking of Muskie or someone else.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

@ Yes, that's what I said

[@Redbeardian]

24:45 When I lived in Vancouver, BC, Canada, I was heading into a McDonalds and a homeless guy asked for money. After explaining (lying) that I only had enough for a Mcdouble, and I was very hungry, he gave me one of the 2 Mcdoubles someone had given him shortly before our interaction. I sat with him and had lunch and got to see his sketchbook filled with very creative drawings. Every demographic has jerks but also sweet caring people.

[@hellonheels703]

You played the jerk in this scenario.

[@rat3138]

@@hellonheels703you better be able to afford to hand out money to every single homeless person you ever encounter then. or you dont encounter enough homeless people for that to be a problem? oh wow, privileged

[@Redbeardian]

@@hellonheels703 Your are absolutely correct but my apologies for some missing context. I had more money on me but I was not in a strong enough financial position to donate. At that point in life I only had a small amount extra every month after rent, groceries, and other bills. I had actually just recently started making enough that I didn't need to go to a soup kitchen and food bank anymore. BTW the soup kitchens were awesome in Vancouver back then, and hopefully still. Pretty decent nutritious meals.

[@matthewbarnes1509]

9:06 robin got me crying on my way to work because I don’t feel like I’m doing enough and needed to hear I’m proud of you

[@trishapellis]

19:38 If I want to eat a whole cake myself, I can make one any day of the week. It's literally as simple as throwing butter, eggs, sugar, flour and baking powder into a bowl, mixing that up, greasing a pan, and turning the button on the oven. Hell, you can throw oil, flour, sugar and baking powder into a mug, mix and turn the button on the microwave and you'll get a very similar result. Cake is so easy to make, I have to be responsible with how often I make it to avoid ruining my health. It's easier than bread. Easier than pancakes. Easier than cookies. Anyone who complains about giving away *cake* is just whining.

[@J.PC.Designs]

I spent my 21st birthday completely alone so I decided to buy a cake for myself to cheer me up. They didn't have any small cakes so I bought what they had. I tell you, it is fucking MASSIVE for me and I've literally been eating it for a week now. I would be so willing to share it with people but I'd need friends for that so whoop de do

[@trishapellis]

@J.PC.Designs Are there any homeless near you

[@cewla3348]

​@@J.PC.Designsas the other person said, donate extra food you can't eat to homeless shelters.

[@J.PC.Designs]

@ not that I'm aware of

[@GaminNCo]

Tate call himself "Cobratate" on twitter but the only cobra he is is the one used to make an anti-venom cure.

[@LukeySkywookie]

I love clever comebacks, I wish this subreddit was reviewed more imo

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

if only there wasnt so much political and topical shit, i want funnier comebacks

[@LukeySkywookie]

@JustCallMeFran-i6v same tbh

[@lilaculots]

​@JustCallMeFran-i6v the thing is, everything is political. and i mean that literally. what opinions or experiences you do or do not consider "normal", the food one considers 'basic' vs 'fancy' vs 'exotic' vs 'ethnic (gross)' is political. clothes are political. genuinely, in as non-judgemental way, it's because these things conflict w your established worldview that you see *them* as making some kind of statement vs all the other things you accept without notice. it happens to the best of us, but it's good to examine/deconstruct that feeling 💕

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

@ true, but by "political", i mean recent world politics, presidents, CEOs, rich people, laws, etc., all that stuff i do get your point though, it's just that i mean something more specific and less broad than what you're saying

[@jchapalee]

Scott's charitable giving goes straight to the organizations rather than diluting it with boards and charities. Maybe musk is worried about all poor charity board members who don't get a cut.

[@jonmendelson1104]

21:57 "I don't believe Picard should do that." That's Robert Picardo, not Picard. He was the holographic doctor on Star Trek Voyager.

[@myheartismadeofstars]

He's imitating musk watching TNG. Saying Picard shouldn't do XYZ thing (which is... probably helping an endangered community or something)

[@Archiver_Studio]

I find it so funny that Tate acts like he's supportive of the LGBTQ+ community But he was literally homophobic, and misandrous in that one post Whilst also being hypocritical, because he has NO children, he's about 38, and has had "alot of sex" over his life "Can you say hypocrite in spanish?" -Dora The Explorer

[@mr_prayingmantisawesome3490]

No, what is a hypocrite in Spanish?

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@mr_prayingmantisawesome3490 Hipócrita :3

[@BabalonNuit]

Tate has a Grindr account.

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@BabalonNuit W h a t

[@BabalonNuit]

@ Yep. I've seen it, naked pics and all! He also advises his War Room "alphas" that they need to have a couple of "beta" (male!)attendants to jerk/suck them off so they have a "tension release" and "aren't distracted by wimmen".

[@peachypossumcreations]

Not really what you asked at all; but before I moved I had a neighbor, who was quite rich (not millions of dollars but very very well off, owned several homes, etc etc) who once spent HOURS on the phone with the power company because they overcharged him by 10¢, but would frequently buy us car loads of groceries and try to help all bc my dad would mow his yard and help him. He passed away about 2 years ago, but he was definitely a goat

[@adrianblake8876]

6:29 Unborn fetuses have heartbeats too, what they don't have though, are functioning lungs, aka "the breath of life" or a "spirit"...

[@tatiana4050]

Some don't even have hearts. The "heartbeat" can bee seen on ultrasound but not heard if you put stethoscope against belly.

[@BabalonNuit]

Exactly right. The standard used to be: life begins when the "pneuma" (spirit) enters the lungs. In astrology, this is the moment for which the horoscope is cast.

[@trashotaku]

20:15 he’s right! Though remind me again, what was the religion of those men that sentenced a bunch of innocent women to be burned alive for supposedly having magical powers?

[@Radonium]

20:19 fun fact: there actually was a female pope joan, i think, disguised as a man though, probably just a legend though

[@Cynchronicity7]

Wasn’t she found out because she suddenly gave birth and the excommunicated her and maybe murdered her?😅

[@Radonium]

@Cynchronicity7 idk, I heard she gave birth during a speech or something and died

[@Cynchronicity7]

@ That’s probably what I was thinking of.

[@everythingwastakenwastaken]

8:24 this flash says “ AHHH CURSED AUDIO”

[@ImMrV]

It actually startled me. I’m a weak turd.

[@tommygonzales3316]

Thanks!

[@rebeccareisman1435]

Roald Dahl did write a villain used car dealer…

[@kanditraxel]

Was gonna say...

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

Honestly in italy if we had a school party we were all instructed to do it potluck style. Barely ever did a teacher pay for all of it. We would set it up ourselves. We each bring a cheap thing and go to town. One guy one year brought rice cakes as that's all he had at home and I love ricecakes personally. Some think they taste like cardboard but the slightly salted ones or the corn ones are so nice they're addictive. Literally you could've brought discount supermarket chips if you felt embarrassed to show up with off brand cola and everyone was happy as long as there was food. And you can get a big bag still for a euro in Italy.

[@Moon_x_sun]

Ricecakes are good especially with some butter on it :)

[@sevenember3332]

@@Moon_x_sun or cheese melted on them

[@harfija]

The kids one hits hard, as Im that age and my friend has 2 already, he is BARELY making by while both him and wife work. Shits insane now.

[@thecursed01]

The band snap! "Rhythm is a dancer" is a great german invention.

[@tadeogomez7303]

Ok, but did they use Google?

[@matzemunz2827]

No it isn't

[@YutakaKeiji]

Rudol von Stroheim

[@BringMayFlowers]

Imagine thinking that not believing that you know more about someone than them themselves do is "gullibility".

[@JP_Loco_93]

The fact that there are people who look to Andrew Tate like he's some kind of role model is honestly disturbing, dude is a pretentious know-it-all narcissist who thinks he's cooler than he really is. Tate seems like he was the type to get bullied a lot in school, watched a few too many action movies and decided that as an adult to play a characture of himself based on his definition of what he thinks 'cool' is.

[@stwberriz]

Fr (Also KOKICHI PFP)

[@i1DERProductions]

"I'm not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer"... that just went in my vocabulary and will stay there. YES!

[@twilatneedstoxiblast4225]

5:30 The 'real' lightbulbs I'd absolutely want back is the ones before the planned obselescense meeting in like 1900 or whatever, ones still going after 50 or so years

[@Davtwan]

Credit unions are getting worse? Oh Hell no. There better not be bank managers or “consultant” companies invading credit unions.

[@trishapellis]

4:07 Found the modern-day incarnation of the apostle Paul: Ace and thinks he's better than everyone else for it.

[@BabalonNuit]

Paul is known as "The Liar" among scholars.

[@trishapellis]

@@BabalonNuit *Shrug* I'm ace. There are sincerely people in the world who just... are not interested in having sex. I don't know if Paul was one of them, and I don't care. Not having sex doesn't make you any better than anyone else, whether you're ace or not, but being ace definitely makes it extremely easier.

[@Aspen_WCUE21]

Lots of people in Ireland can’t speak it well because of how badly it’s taught in schools here. We learn Irish for 14 years and I know barely anyone who is fluent, normally they’re kids that went to a gaeilscoil (or however you spell it I can’t speak Irish well, it translates to Irish school, essentially everything is taught through Irish)

[@willparry]

14:04 it's a modern day Hooverville except this time around the rich haven't lost their money, they've squeezed what they can from the poor and are hoarding it all for themselves.

[@TUMMY_emergency]

Dude the percentage of people cussing in between 2024 and 2025 is MASSIVE and the hatred too

[@TUMMY_emergency]

I've been noticing this in Piggy build mode where basically everyone is just hating on each other so much and are using >and< to not hashtag cuss words it's insane

[@ahsetal75]

Andrew Tate just turned 38 last month. He better father 5 children in the next 2 years or ... 🤣

[@Zhella_alt0999]

Hopefully he doesn't.

[@jayharv285]

I'd feel bad for those kids

[@ahsetal75]

@@Zhella_alt0999 if what we all suspect is true (gay) we won't have to worry.

[@myheartismadeofstars]

Does Tate have kids at all?

[@jayharv285]

@@myheartismadeofstars no which thank goodness for that

[@gegor41311]

2:25 also, the split would be equal. literally the most idiotic argument against socialism ever.

[@luthfihar3211]

It's because the guy both did a hyperbole and a strawman. Straight up saying "communism bad" would've been way more substantial than his whole stupid tweet

[@arctic_wolf-cr4ju]

16:44 Japan's department of education also isn't as incompetent as our department of education Japan actually cares about the kids

[@_StarlightRose_]

To be fair, the kids are literally how they get their social security in japan(might actually be china), so they want the kids to always take care of their parents

[@arctic_wolf-cr4ju]

@_StarlightRose_ that sounds like China but it could also be Japan but fair.

[@arctic_wolf-cr4ju]

@_StarlightRose_ okay I did a little look doesn't look like it. But the children get an allowance to assist with poverty.

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@arctic_wolf-cr4ju aye, fair enough, though in my defense if I'm wrong, I am an american It would be so much easier if my human geography class wasnt just lecture after lecture after lecture and actually effectively taught me, then I'd probably know which one it was lol

[@arctic_wolf-cr4ju]

@_StarlightRose_ yeah same my actual good history teacher was for new Mexico history.

[@WombatOfDisaster]

I like this channel's descent into reality - organize people, organize!

[@thatguyontheright1]

Everytime a Cybertruck owner tries to flex their toy as a work vehicle, I think of those Chevy ads from the 70s that shows a Chevy Truck pulling a Boeing 747, a 400,000 pound plane, down the runway.

[@georgejones3526]

In 1971 I got my first full time job at a utility company. Two years later I bought my first house and got married (in that order). It sounds to me like that is nearly impossible to do nowadays.

[@sevenember3332]

It really is. That same starter house you bought is likely $200,000 minimum, depending on location and size. Rough calculations are that it costs $500,000 to raise a single child to adulthood and maybe pay for college based on current expense estimates. I’m 42, my husband is 52, and the only way we can afford to maybe buy a place of our own where we live is for certain family members to pass on and leave inheritances. We passed on having kids in large part because even 15 years ago we knew we could never afford to raise them

[@georgejones3526]

@ I was 20 when I bought the house. It was your basic box on a slab, 3 bedroom, 1 bath, living, dining, kitchen and utility room. It cost $24,000 in 1973, just before mortgage interest rates went crazy. My payments were $138.43 a month and my salary was 138.50 a week. Made it by 7 cents. It was ducted for a/c but I had to buy and install the unit myself. This was in North Lauderdale, Fla., so a/c was a must.

[@sevenember3332]

@@georgejones3526 Okay…so a brief search would have the house you mentioned at a likely minimum of $400K but probably more realistically over $600K, but again, it also depends on the location. Most of the Millennial and younger folks working are making maybe $60K a year, gross, maximum on average. That’s the same as the down payment for your old house, if they don’t mind a higher mortgage payment and interest rate. Basically, folks are barely making more than the national average from twenty years ago while the cost of living has skyrocketed and the quality of products has gone down, forcing people to buy more often. So yeah, it really has become nearly impossible to buy a house for most folks these days. But really, your concern and understanding is greatly appreciated, friend!

[@mr.mountvillain362]

Also, it's pretty awesome Elon got called out by the guy who played the Doctor on Voyager. Star Trek continues to own his ass

[@angelch8153]

16:45 even funnier when you know that Japan has working visas that includes several countries, and also exports their workforce 😅 literally coming out the gate with a lie

[@sweatynoob1402]

Korean president got arrested a few days ago btw

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

21:01 not only is that post applicable to r/CleverComebacks, but to r/MaliciousCompliance too! I love it!

[@EvanLovesWhiskey]

The only down to earth rich person I met was the creator of chips for Intel before retirement

[@filthycasual6118]

12:28 - Because the ones who glorify suffering have never experienced their fair share of it. Think about it: you don't have soldiers with PTSD coming back from war saying, "five stars, would recommend."

[@Saje3D]

“I was spanked as a child and I turned out fine.” Nah. “I had to go into the army and go to war to get my college paid for.” Nah.

[@AIHumanEquality]

You know which veterans haven't served in a lot or any battles cause they always got a superiority complex about being in the military.

[@sevenember3332]

@@AIHumanEquality The basic training brainwashing doesn’t help either. But I will freely admit that while I was in the military, there’s no superiority complex about it. For the majority of the not quite year and a half I was in, the majority of my time was spent sitting around, cleaning or doing maintenance work. I’m grateful for what I learned, but it was nothing special or worth boasting about

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

16:45 also, I think Japan would greatly benefit from immigration right now considering the current demographic trends there.

[@itsdorianrae]

japan has been struggling so badly with their declining birth rates that they got nintendo to make an entire family/life sim game (fun fact lol, tomodachi life)

[@Limejuice-y7s]

I’m scared. I’m 16 and might never be able to have my own home. Why was I born here of all places?

[@TheLeky98]

Didn't Ben Shapiro post this exact tweet at 19:21 and get the exact same response from someone a couple years back?

[@ik-hou-van-jou4900]

Yeah but to be fair if nobody shows up to your birthday you eat the whole cake he just doesn't know any better

[@chs9999]

Every one talks about the man vs bear debate but nobody talks about the male equivalent the woman vs tree debate which is "men would you rather talk about your emotions and personal problems with a woman or a tree?"

[@sallytheuselessbird]

Both of those are equally as generalised and damaging as eachother though

[@lefishe5845]

Also, men are under no threat in either situation except maybe emotionally. With a bear vs. men, there is a threat of dying.

[@chs9999]

@@sallytheuselessbird I'm not saying it's a good hypothetical neither of them are, but the hypothetical doesn't matter people's responses do. Men need to be better so that women won't choose the bear and women need to be better so that men won't choose the tree. Also it needs to be mentioned how everybody talked about the man vs bear debate but nobody mentioned the woman vs tree debate

[@somefellowontheinterweb]

I was in the only class of my 9th grade geology teacher's that everyone passed the SOL. We were the only class that got a pizza party. I don't think there was one of us that did not hug him in gratitude. We knew and appreciated so much (Plus he made class FUN)

[@thenecromancer4113]

I think the lightbulbs thing is in reference to the fact/myth that the original Thomas Edison lightbulbs could last for centuries but companies made them burn out faster so you have to pay them again. It might be true, it might be false, but that’s that I think they mean by “Original Lightbulbs.”

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

The original carbon-filament bulbs from Edison's days could last for ages, but they were prohibitively expensive, had extremely poor efficiency, and their output decreases over time. They won't "break" exactly, but they'll barely emit any light after a while. Later tungsten filament bulbs had vastly superior performance but had to compromise between light output and the lifespan of the bulb. The longer you want your bulb to last, the less light it produces per watt of power consumed. Light bulb companies then calculated what would be the sweet spot between "acceptable lifespan" vs "acceptable power consumption" for most customers and agreed among each other to err in favor of their own bank accounts as opposed to the power companies (obviously) but really not by a statistically significant amount. With today's energy prices carbon filament bulbs would be completely unviable. There's a reason why large companies/buildings replaced all their incandescent bulbs with CFL bulbs, then again with LED. That reason is money.

[@DavidRichardson153]

It's probably true. Look at pantyhose. It's damn near impossible to wear them without them just ripping. You could even be just laying limp, not doing anything or having anything done, and they will still rip. The very first pantyhose were strong and tough enough to tow a truck with and not tear.

[@DavidRichardson153]

​@@PrototypeSpaceMonkeyThere is one light bulb in one specific fire station (I believe it's an FDNY fire station, but I may be wrong) that has been on constantly without ever being switched off or changed out. It still provides quite a bit of light - not as much as a modern light, but still more than enough to see in the dark. One detail you may notice is its filament; it is thicker and MUCH longer than pretty much any and all other incandescent bulbs, likely as a measure to reduce heat stress to the filament. The light bulb is over 100 years old. There is a webcam that shows it just for people to see it run and to check if it ever goes out. It has been confirmed that the bulb was manufactured before planned obsolescence was introduced.

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

@ That kind of conspiratorial thinking falls apart pretty quickly if you consider the existence of communist countries, universities or non-profit science initiatives. If it were true, the Soviet Union's National Light Bulb Company would have to have been part of a global conspiracy to line the pockets of a hand full of western CEO's instead of supplying all of the USSR with superior bulbs that never break. And not a single scientist or electrician in the history of the human race ever spoke up about it.

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

@ Yeah, I know the famous "centennial bulb", it's a custom made carbon filament bulb. And there's a reason it's the only one of it's kind still working. It's been on constantly without getting turned on and off, and it barely produces any light anymore. It's current output efficiency is 1, maybe 2% and that's being generous. But if you want to start a company that sells $200 light bulbs that consume a ton of power and barely produce any light, be my guest. It's a free country. Just be careful! The Light bulb illuminati might send their Men in Blacklight after you to make you disappear!

[@Lukas_Mull3r]

10:42 Germany, invented modern jets, we made the first operational one, ME-262 WWII, we made the first rockets, we were the reason nato and the Geneva Conventions were made, we are the reason Volkswagen, Audi, Mercedes, and BMW exist, we were one of the direct causes of modern tanks.

[@AGREY-p1s]

Bro these companies got me screaming for Luigi like he’s mahoraga😭😭

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

7:55 - Exactly! 💯 "We would like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs!" 👍

[@alexnorth9740]

16:22 *me here after the interview between Muskolini and Germany's far right party candidate for Bundeskanzler, the salute (two, actually), the live Zoom appearance at the same far right party's rally and Muskolini admitting he's not the greatest gamer in the world* 👀

[@mcviolet]

25:30 I've been on this earth for 20 years and I can't believe that emkay, the channel I've watched for 19740 years, is telling me to "forget my debts"😡😡😡😡

[@Ineedmug]

Are you an alien? (Sus)

[@bluestreaker9242]

18:00 Nah, see, it's a self-affirmation post: see, he was saying it to his mirror at first, but then he thought "Ya know what? No. This isn't sad enough. How can I make this even sadder? I KNOW! I'll involve other people who literally didn't ask." XD

[@infin8ee]

Mackenzie Scott is doing what you should do when you have mega money, helping others. The broligarchs are out to help themselves. Too much is never enough.

[@PinkTuskedMammoth]

16:45 Mom's joke falls flat and kid calls her out for it... Mom went savage in response by saying the kid is a bad joke

[@Elriuhilu]

Bring back LED light bulbs from around ten years ago that basically lasted forever. Now they are deliberately making them die after a while to force you to buy them again.

[@riosulysto2068]

25:09 well I know some rich people that won’t let you pay for anything if they’re around but I also know some rich people who will ask you to pay up

[@lukeytron]

My friend from school sold his business for 30m, at age 26. If we are in the bar, he will get about half of the rounds.

[@Lowtierspaghetto]

20:47 I love the fact that she specified what the sandwich had😭

[@Ultranger]

Glad we had that last one to lighten the mood at the end of the video

[@Yuruble]

7:45 - I've found that, most of the time, when you ask someone like that to explain, they either won't respond or will find a way to insult you.

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

4:51 yeah I’ve completely let go of any shame for the fact I’m probably gonna be living with my parents for ages.

[@Panchan88]

The "donated sick days" hits hard. We got an email asking for pto donations for a coworker with COVID. WE WORK AT A HOSPITAL.

[@darlindeli3340]

16:31 Okay but Discord (Especially the TLT remix/version) Goes pretty fucking hard, especially given the current circumstances

[@jinodapuppet]

16:55 "Mom. You are not funny. You can't make jokes." "I made you." "...Yeah, on accident. You planned this one."