r/Tinder | absolute chad

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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@mirelissegarcia8100]

The two little " _STOP TALKING_ " segments the editors put almost killed me twice, from laughter and from a heart attack xD

[@tuffcookie456]

Ik theyre great

[@livelysirius]

The 69 likes to ur comment just made my day lmao

[@LonelyMelon220]

Time stamps. 7:05

[@theshatteredecho]

if anyone is wondering, the segment is by Luke Correia. he has a youtube channel you can find short clips like that at.

[@mirelissegarcia8100]

@@theshatteredecho Thank you!

[@richardbullick7827]

“I blame the economy” “I blame biology” Should I agree?

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Both can be blamed. We're a sum of our DNA and environmental pressures

[@-Iucas]

@Speak Good da fack is dat indian vid

[@catherinehall-andujar3516]

Blame them both.

[@fearlesslegend999]

I want to be a marine biologist🥲

[@Emptyness_Void.]

Yes, you can agree with it

[@TheHotBlade]

"Hi Nate, I'm Kate. This feels like fate, should we go on a date?" *Calm down, Shakespeare!*

[@sunbrosolaire2635]

@Speak Good gtfo

[@jjbrothers7]

@Speak Good stop

[@clambell]

@Speak Good Stop it.

[@sunbrosolaire2635]

@@talesofthespiritwarriorand1106 Just some more Religious comments in a non religious video, I've seen like 7 in a row at this point so I have no more patience for them. I think this one specifically was something about how Jesus will save you but I may be mistaken on the specifics of the message.

[@chanzy_]

_𝘐-_

[@TheEngieTF2]

"You don't need a date when you're already dating your hand" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@TheHotBlade]

Yeah.

[@tophatteddd]

Kira Yoshikage

[@boostblock6]

engineer gaming

[@HHPYEPIC42]

God bless Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Xtheowl]

16:35 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW JACK LITERALLY TURNS INTO A FENCE GATE

[@guavathedragonyt8453]

*silent screech*

[@slendveny7191]

I kid you not, he turns himself into a fence. Funniest shit you've ever seen.

[@Lizabqts]

Oh my

[@Lizabqts]

"Me wondering if there is a r/is he ok?"

[@hwaett]

I saw this comment as the video was starting and without context it’s pretty funny

[@ChaoticPro_]

Jack, that was quite the... Introduction. *Do I need to get the inhaler?*

[@NiflhelRook]

That Jack didn't get the face to face one is killing me. I mean, literally, where would his future kids have to go to meet her face? Come on now.

[@voidfoxx5921]

Right!?! I yell-laughed at him not getting the joke

[@sassyviking6003]

I don't get it either. Mind explaining?

[@NenoSK]

@@sassyviking6003 He wants too shoot some "glue" on her face

[@sassyviking6003]

@@NenoSK ok, that's kinda what I thought, but wasn't sure.

[@xscottishsoulx320]

RIGHT?@

[@Ragehunger]

I would never in my life be unappreciative of Jack making interpreted voices based on what he thinks others talk like in their texts. The comedic value is just too good.

[@karmaakabane8261]

Me when I was 7: Ew, I'll never get a girlfriend. Me now realizing I was right: **depressed crying laughter**

[@Zack-The-Wack]

That's why I got a man. If woman don't want me, then the homies will. 😎👍

[@cuddleanimates]

I used the think I would never get a bf Turns out the reason i did not want a bf was because I'm gay

[@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787]

I beat the System. Everyone said i would never get a Girlfriend. So i got a Boyfriend Instead. CHECKMATE YA LOSERS! HAHAHAH!

[@karmaakabane8261]

@Whimsicle The firefly I never said anything about not getting a boyfriend... so there's still a chance.

[@karmaakabane8261]

@@cuddleanimates cheers!

[@channel22902]

That guy who changed from 5 foot 11 to 6 feet was even more chad than the guy who changed from 2 feet to 6 feet.

[@TheHotBlade]

Okay.

[@ophilia]

@Jesse Jurjens yes in america you can have 5,11 instead of 6,1 feet

[@EEEEEEEE]

@@ophilia Europeans has only 2 feet

[@karma1507]

@Jesse Jurjens I'm guessing you use the metric system. 5'11 is 180 cm and 6'0 is 183 cm. If that was a joke that went over my head, please don't r/whoosh me.

[@ophilia]

@ItsGreater 5, (11) feet not 5,11 feet. they have 6,1 feet

[@gaymer_8627]

"My name is Jack the one who smokes cra.." "OK WHO WROTE THAT HERE"

[@TheHotBlade]

Jack sounds a knight guarding a castle full-time in medieval England.

[@blondejesus252]

Whitecastle?

[@szymonslusarczyk2299]

@Speak Good cumogus

[@yeetedking]

I keep seeing you everywhere

[@blondejesus252]

@@yeetedking who do you keep seeing?

[@TheHotBlade]

@August hviid Me, of course.

[@coddrew4618]

Jack sounds like if he was the tour guide of the underworld

[@spacebubble1552]

If I don't see Jack when I get to the underworld, Hades is gonna be missing a soul.

[@Evielicious]

@Dancing on the moon??

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh monster

[@eefneleman9564]

Jack still thinks a facial is some treatment at a health spa. Well. It could be. It could be.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: there are lava snails

[@-gummyworm-2606]

Cool

[@jeremy.90210]

Cool

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@Lily Massicotte they live near vulcanos and have Iron shells

[@emeraldlily673]

@@jarihoogendoorn5823 *IRON?!!* wow!!!!

[@FBIagentObama]

Damn you really are a “fun fact” machine aren’t you

[@therisinghero1300]

Emkay: "Please find me someone who doesn't love life!" Me: wildly gesturing at my entire generation

[@shadowwolf2122]

“I will waterboard you with compliments till you accept them as valid” I’ve been flash banged by words

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

i really wish i was old enough to use tinder and ace attorney was a more well known fandom just so i could use the opening line "wow, the idea of starting a conversation with you really has me on the.. edge, am i wright?"

[@antoniacorrales9148]

This.

[@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152]

That pickup line put me in great amounts of Payne

[@uriolu8413]

@@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152 Come on, don't help him. Who am I kidding, Maya help you find more?

[@johnsonfamily5136]

That hurts pane no glass (also is that the gender fluid flag because cool)

[@moandpho2552]

@@uriolu8413 this fandom is kinda unknown though, we might have to search for Miles to find some more.

[@godcomplex1929]

Jack gives his intro... Me:" Where Snacc smile bacc?"

[@Alexianna]

Jack at 18:00 basically he’s saying he wants to finish on her face

[@kenny4u]

PETITION FOR SOMENE TO MAKE A FANART NAMED MONKAY

[@rehanmalik5683]

Monkay Tueskay Wedkay Thurkay Frikay Satkay Sunkay

[@stuffzyxk1446]

@@rehanmalik5683 Saturkay*

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

Shut up already. It's not funny.

[@kenny4u]

@@theslav-combineempire2997 We know its not funny because of that, it made the joke even funnier

[@mauragetskitty]

ill sign it

[@dreamysariel7419]

Seems like Tinder is more than just a dating website. A lot of (useless) tips and tricks and it's comedic. Edit: Spelling error correction

[@molchat139]

You're right, sometimes a girl on there asks you to join her literature club and kills all your friends 😔

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

Im getting doki doki on the 30th

[@burritoking6662]

I love your videos it makes me feel better when I feel bad

[@stunnershades]

Can I get a burrito

[@burritoking6662]

Yes you can

[@cornlover5164]

Me joining tinder: I don't know who these people are but all I know is that I have to swipe

[@Sick-cada]

Y’know, somewhere out there, there is a hand that is unknowingly the mascot of a KZbin show

[@netherillager5959]

5:03 It's a "Stop replying with just one word" gone wrong

[@katan844]

Yes

[@ItsAllNunya]

Jack, when you're not "the snack that smiles back"....I don't smile :(

[@ArsenicJellyfish]

Jfk, Jack is getting more and more cursed and it concerns me. But at the same time, I’m all here for it

[@thatguy9186]

“Face to face” Wants to know if she wants him to finish on her face

[@zoranazlatkovic995]

Me:I'm going to sleep Ekmay:**posts** Also me:nvm

[@lilharm]

this subreddit is a combination of good pickup lines and shitposting

[@alcheic]

fun fact: teletubbies have front-facing eyes and are therefore predators

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

TARGET LOCATED LALA GO IN FOR THE KILL

[@ciji698]

if someone says that they went someone at least 6 feet tall they're 6 feet wide

[@Bobb11881]

It's so terrible when I get invested in some of these and I have no way of knowing what happened.

[@bwaindead5539]

I love all the funny good-chemistry conversations in this one

[@seabear722]

Whenever Im feeling down, I know I have emkay to give me a chuckle or two

[@lee5527]

Ah, Jack. Leave it to him to make things about 10 times more awkward. XD

[@user-kw9zx9vv6h]

Props to the Editor for stopping some parts 😂😂👍

[@Mechanicalamity]

20:22 You know he’s a keeper when it’s a picture of SM64DS Yoshi

[@UndeadJohnGaming]

"Hellooo ve are here to conquer" had me ROLLING

[@guts60]

4:10 And then there is me, who prefers my women dominant, powerful, and hold respect for me but are the women of the household. AKA I am a bottom

[@jenstoddard6179]

Imagine this... Both matches have a cat. They match because of the cats and how cute they are. But one of them suggest a hookup, but not for them but for the cats...

[@toyotasupra7456]

It’s the fact that people disliked this makes me mad

[@G00dTaste]

**dislikes to make u more mad**

[@f_a_t_c_a_t]

To be honest I liked it but I don't like jack, too energetic

[@toyotasupra7456]

I forgot that I had posted this

[@toyotasupra7456]

@@G00dTaste :) smiles with anger from dislike

[@mode3763]

Jack's voice acting is legendary

[@monke6395]

21:39 That transition was clean tho

[@thesovietoneyouhate5190]

The logic of Marriage as a convenient "why not" are why divorce rates are higher then ever.

[@Firomus]

Bro that Aladdin impression *chef's kiss* also you are VERY good at singing

[@Jakethesnake2007]

Always good to see when emkay post it makes my day

[@Jakethesnake2007]

@Speak Good ok

[@awesomestyles]

Day 254 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@sosman64]

you legend

[@TomRiddleSimp]

Bot

[@frickedupfrenchcat6372]

Frick

[@kittybat4206]

I had to rewind 6:50 several times just because of the accent change and the trail off causing me to die of laughter

[@BGDMusic]

11:17 that is where gabber came from

[@stuffedgrubs]

6:53 "I have better breath and a cleaner arsehole" I just spat my shit all over a loaded bus. Thank you.

[@warkus123]

I always say 5'13'' when asked about my height, cause if 6'+ is so important then you deserve a tiny bit of confusion.

[@KittyGamingtheBestYoutuber]

that is funny

[@allpurposegaming5786]

You are hilarious😂

[@sohaib_t]

Is your pfp your face being flushed in toilet

[@Bekrox65]

how did this get 26 likes

[@allpurposegaming5786]

I have no idea how this got 26 likes

[@sohaib_t]

@@allpurposegaming5786 that's not that big of a deal

[@katan844]

Helo

[@mahismelodies3685]

Glad the *STOP. TALKING* were there to keep this pg XD

[@Brettastic8740]

that fanart is actually amazing

[@mythfpv9383]

Jack is just perfect for this

[@SenatorArmstrongOfficial]

Bruh I've never arrived so early in an Emkay video

[@CallMeMasky]

Nice name

[@maesh3077]

Me too

[@SenatorArmstrongOfficial]

Pretty epic, and thank you

[@TGCPhilip]

That name stands out a lot in dark theme

[@SenatorArmstrongOfficial]

@@TGCPhilip And I don't think it'll ever change lmao

[@Brando216]

Thanks emkay for introducing Chad Homer into my nightmares

[@christiansellers5230]

I hate how I’m not as pure as jack when he is oblivious to the extreme obscurity at 17:33

[@sestican4666]

4:51 For some reason i totally saw that one coming

[@titankronus2245]

11:32 looks like a swastika whenever its spinning

[@R3dkatz]

“hey guys welcome back to EmKay, guess whos back? its jack!”

[@bemysty]

He wants to give her a pearl necklace, Jack.

[@jeremy.90210]

Jari Hoogendoorn is honesty the fun fact guy of this channel and EzPz

[@TheHotBlade]

I enjoy reading his comments more than my own.

[@night.mp4]

@@TheHotBlade I keep seeing you

[@stargazer1998]

17:49 i think he may mean ON the face.

[@katan844]

Yeah 😏

[@efrainruiziii4933]

As soon as the person with the cat named Beans said it was dead, I immediately thought of that same Baked beans joke that the other person said. 😂

[@jeffreycauwels1974]

4:09 I LAUGHED SO HARD I SHARTED INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION

[@theassassin8104]

I just got my first job

[@katan844]

Good job (no pun intended)

[@theassassin8104]

@@katan844 thanks

[@Itstime4brakeatflake]

7:06 Credits to Luke Correia [Correct me if im wrong]

[@shuichisaihara180]

1,2,3 4 5. You guys are keeping Emkay alive

[@not_the_only_cannoli_]

That fanart! I love it! So adorable! ✨😻✨

[@Certified_Artist]

Im le C.H.A.D I promise Also me : cry's in corner while watching emkay as robin robs my house *

[@Certified_Artist]

At that I blame biology I blame the world government, scientists and area 51

[@sammi9373]

3:16 okkkkkk ……why does he sound like someone yagami yato will voice act. (Non-weebs, don’t look what yagami yato is

[@npc-333]

STOP THAT NOW WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF HER

[@gamingfighter6028]

Why has tinder become more wholesome

[@Aveysaur]

This video is incredibly cursed lmao

[@youjustlostthegame2028]

Good morning, you just lost the game.

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

17:45 oh you poor innocent soul

[@katan844]

Jack is very innocent

[@thefrogwizard9332]

6:10 OMG GUZMEN Y GOMEZ IS MY FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT AND I JUST GOT SO MUCH JOY WITH JACK MENTIONING IT

[@hayvsvoice875]

Jack's intro should be "the jack that smiles back cold fish"

[@Lol-ni3bg]

Hello there-

[@GooberzTetris]

General Kenobi

[@katan844]

General Kenobi

[@katan844]

@@GooberzTetris fuck, you were faster

[@antonvdv1413]

I LIVE

[@katan844]

Nice

[@jessicacrogie9986]

4:08 that was great, i cant stop laughing

[@nighty_core]

Jack should say for an intro the one who’s smiles back

[@noiexist8684]

Early + Jack simps where are you!??! 😳😳🙏

[@katan844]

Hey

[@fard2780]

eee

[@_Grassy_]

eee

[@sosman64]

eee

[@glitchyfloppa4404]

Eee

[@pixel_eats_cinderblocks5513]

eee

[@HammerNotHannah]

eee

[@jaelleezey]

The Lip bite emoji though🤣

[@Buyobuyoneko]

They're talking about a special face mask with the future kids joke lmfao

[@britishspy2640]

Stop talking Be quiet for several days

[@katan844]

I Lova that

[@kanabhprates2103]

"surprise it's the nazis" LMAO

[@Ozzy_Helix_]

tinder is basically the irl version of rent a girlfriend

[@hongmeiling8219]

The face to face joke punchline needs only one word for an explanation. Facial.

[@rednoodleoffate]

But *godDAMN* that fanart transition be lookin SMOOTH

[@julianmarrymepls8451]

Oh no.... future kids lmaooo

[@ChillyUltraKill]

The jack that smiles back

[@carman5625]

I like the part where the taco cat starts flying and screams

[@axcilium]

Jack, mate "12345 Welcome back to Tinder Mite"

[@svartrbrisingr6141]

Ah Tinder... Aka spending months on it and no one talks to you

[@deopsey]

When he said dp, i was like "Dude Perfect?". Then i said "OHHH".

[@RLPelly]

Oddly aggressive compliment at the end but welcomed and true. Take Care & Be Safe Out There