emperors new groove out of context

kronk is uwu
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[@modernkiwi6447]

This movie’s writing is brilliant

[@sunshineleith5556]

YES

[@adonaiyah2196]

What is holding this movie together :)

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

We need more movies like this

[@Nobody46890]

Indeed 😂

[@brainstorm623]

This movie’s everything is brilliant.

[@nodeloliver6201]

Kronk is the definition of my last braincell... in these dire and trying times.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

admit i Kronk just didn't know his role he's not a bad guy.

[@Average-Introverted-Gamer]

Damn 1 comment, lemme fix that for ya

[@ansaz14]

A Genius last brain cell. One moment he’s 1 IQ the next 130Iq

[@ansaz14]

@@sheilaolfieway1885 He’s an anti-villain threshold guardian

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Kronk was the best character in the whole movie 🙌

[@noone-gt2nl]

OK isma letting the cow guy go cause he was uncomfy is adorable as hell

[@Donnetellotheturtle.]

Also cause he was a COWard

[@onerosegrowing936]

It's also a reference to the turn of fraze; "till the cows come home." Usually meaning something will continue for too long or that you don't care when it will resolve itself.

[@whyamihere6522]

@@Donnetellotheturtle. boo bad pun......lol jk

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

I know shes evil but at least shes a reasonable boss

[@ripparoofulgens8624]

@@Donnetellotheturtle. What are you, Sans the Skeleton from Undertale?

[@aquamarie3117]

I love the waterfall scene. Beautiful use of a cliche. A true masterpiece. Making fun of a cliche is one of my favorite things in media

[@pippaschroeder9660]

I don’t like cliches but when it’s used purposely for humor it’s awesome

[@aquamarie3117]

@@pippaschroeder9660 i know right?

[@pheniellanz5271]

@@pippaschroeder9660 self awareness in movies are the best jokes

[@LordVader1094]

Cliches are not bad :)

[@LordVader1094]

@@pheniellanz5271 Not always lol. Sometimes they're done too much, like the MCU

[@Sorasnoctis]

We need more Disney movies like this. Also bring back 2D animation lol

[@duack2958]

Thank god kronks new groove happened, not only did it have a moral and a genuine funny story, my dude Kronk himself a woman.

[@julidee_]

2D is so much better

[@poixses_]

fr

[@ManMad17]

@@julidee_ Couldn't agree more. Shame they figure out that 3D is way cheaper to produce...

[@julidee_]

@@ManMad17 yeah it’s honestly really sad! i mean some 3d movies or series‘ are pretty cool but i just like the vibe of 2D wayyyyy more:))

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

1:07 "Everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours fifty years ago!"

[@priscillajimenez27]

Savage

[@KingsleyIII]

"So, who's in my chair?"

[@peter_verduin]

@@KingsleyIII Oh! Oh! I know! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair!

[@KingsleyIII]

@@peter_verduin "Very good, Kronk! Here! Get the snack!"

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@KingsleyIII Got it! {falls off the pedestal trying to get the snack}

[@asthejayflies]

2:21 ive known this movie like the back of my hand for years and i only JUST now realized kronk’s crying at the funeral scene wasnt him genuinely being upset for having killed kuzco,,,,, he KNEW he was still alive and was over acting to compensate. i dont know how i went all these years thinking his sobbing was genuine, guess it was just a brainfart

[@seantaggart7382]

Awww

[@danitho]

LMAOOOOOO I just noticed now

[@priscillajimenez27]

I figured he was just an idiot

[@RogueT-Rex8468]

No. I think it was genuine. He said the eulogy was beautiful. And our boy is not afraid to show emotions. He was just very moved.

[@defsouul3127]

He probably forgot and thought he was dead fr

[@anauthentictincan6850]

The funny thing is… I’ve seen this movie enough times and love it enough that this isn’t out of context for me

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Same

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

same for the most part.

[@fresh8462]

Watching this movie religiously

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

By all accounts it doesn't make any sense.

[@primeofthejustices7127]

Yes

[@prokitty]

I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN KUZKO SAID “look at these wrinkles… what is holding this woman together?” 💀

[@prisle]

Izma be like m o i s t u r i s e r

[@SamtheBravesFan]

What the...?! How long has THAT been there??

[@batatagumball5549]

In Portuguese he says "look at these wrinkles… I wonder if she was a passenger in Noah's ark"

[@kaidenvi]

4:39 "Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved Mahogany" gets me every time

[@nickvela1992]

Its giving Effy from Hunger games vibes but better

[@zacharyrain4730]

4:04 They isn’t know how old she was for the birthday scene and they stuffed as many candles as they could 😭

[@dixi_is_noice8299]

"emperors new groove out of context"; (plays the whole movie)

[@sunnyd4ze]

yeah I think I actually GOT the context

[@tanjidear]

the whole movie is out of context 🤣

[@Prauwlet213]

REAL

[@Kadagirl777]

2:28 I took me years to realize this, but if you pause it right here the bug cloud is shaped like a shark 🤣🤣🤣

[@MickeyTheCake]

Pfff didn’t realize this before either pal

[@danitho]

OMG i never noticed that either!

[@NoriMori1992]

Wow that's such a good detail!

[@K.M.SheasChampion]

If you slow it down to half speed you can see it even better!

[@faanvugeincynicalassassin]

"YoU'vE a LoVeLy WiFe. BoTh VeRy PrEtTy." Made me snort my soda!

[@babajeeds]

Izma: Break the door down!! Kronk: Break it down? You kiddin' me? This is hand-carved mahogany.

[@iescapedfromazkaban]

My FAVORITE PAR

[@Skibidibabygirl]

"HA, you SHould have thought of thAT before you became *PEASANTS* " Best line *ever*

[@co7769]

Its a joke but that is how some rich people think sadly.

[@graftongazaway5633]

Kronk understanding the squirrel is so adorable

[@AikoPuppet]

He’s the next Disney Princess

[@mocha7707]

Love how this movie ages like fine wine.

[@lemurofchaos9672]

Beware the groove and every scene with Kronk are amazing.

[@kaleholt]

Tis a masterpiece. I love this quote "You should have really though of that before you became PEASANTS"

[@Chris_Sizemore]

... not going to question where the squirrel came from. That said, this all takes place in a tropical jungle. How did they get enough acorns for every kid to have one?

[@kaleholt]

Don't question the groove

[@jumpobumpo]

Everrr

[@danitho]

There are tropical oaks, Quercus insignis. They have really cool acorns. Don't know if they grow in Peru but... they might?

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

You owe me a new acorn.

[@nithyabajjuri2591]

The same reason as the ability to turn kusco into an llama… i mean if we’re gonna question reality that shld be the one first 😂

[@b4rbi385]

4:00 this is just for me dont mind

[@Mr.Mister80]

Me too

[@CuddlyViv]

I couldn’t stop laughing at Cronks reaction

[@b4rbi385]

@@CuddlyViv lol same

[@FauxRegard]

He just sounds so *offended*

[@NoriMori1992]

@@FauxRegard You're right! And part of what makes it funny is that it's the one time in the movie that Kronk is being the slightest bit _judgemental._ Even he can't handle that sight 😂

[@botbee2316]

Isma’s delivery of “HE’S STILL ALIVE” is so frickin’ good.

[@NoriMori1992]

1:47 I would _kill_ to know what kind of direction they gave Patrick Warburton to get this performance, and how many takes it took.

[@KingsleyIII]

He improvized. He improvized all of the "theme music" in that scene. Don't kill people. Killing is bad, mmkay?

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@KingsleyIII They said they would kill, never said they would kill a person though. Maybe just a bug?

[@Sean-qg3gg]

@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 I know exactly what they should do. Put it in a box Ship the box to themselves Smash it with a hammer

[@genesisreach4442]

​@@Sean-qg3ggor, to save on postage, simply poison it.

[@cade83642]

@@Sean-qg3gg you forgot to put that box in another box....and mail it to yourself!!

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

1:43 this scene always had me dead

[@ddubsquizzee]

"Break it down?! are you kidding me this is handcarved mahogany" I completely forgot this genius line

[@shaunm6383]

This movie just has a sense of comedy that is outrageously brilliant.

[@xynx9581]

3:59 i live for this part

[@theace8502]

"EUUUGHHH!!"

[@AGloom6159]

Love it when Yzma bends a bit to accommodate the humor of the movie! And especially when she asks 'how *did* we get here before them?' like everyone's confused about the logic, but they just go with it

[@golfdude20]

It was funny how the guard was just calmly like “you’ve thrown off the groove” and then throws him out the window.

[@spiced_blueberries153]

2:45 Me going to the kitchen to get a snack at 3 am be like:

[@anthonyascencio7399]

4:55 is the best part

[@meridaskywalker7816]

What about -I can do this! -He's got a point.

[@michaeledmunds7266]

"And, I can do this!" "But what does that have to with-" "No no, he's got a point."

[@SamtheBravesFan]

@@michaeledmunds7266 Look guys, you're sorta confusing me so, uh... begone! Or... however I get rid of you guys.

[@summonerofcats]

@@SamtheBravesFan That'll work

[@theace8502]

Idk, by all accounts it doesn't make sense

[@-ThatMango]

"nO tOuChY..!" "AHH!! DEMON LLAMA-!!" "DEMON LLAMA?! WHERE?!" Who wrote this part, *I wanna meet them.* this is easily my favorite part, especially when taken out of context XD

[@Virtualweakness]

This scene made me laugh so hard I woke my mom up from a deep sleep and I once made popcorn without waking her.

[@kr6productions]

"you really should've thought of that before you became peasants" 💀💀, spoken like a true leader

[@phoenixwisethem]

I love how we're all ignoring that it's just as chaotic in context 🤣

[@maxkhunglo6211]

Aw man my childhood days. It was fun watching them. My mom had bought a DVD of a lot of Disney movies and this was one of them. The Emperors New Groove has part 2 also.

[@priscillajimenez27]

We had it on VHS lol

[@Kai_isdead]

Kuzco is the best Disney princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

[@testsubject228]

4:49 GOD DAMNIT IT'S EVERYWHERE

[@GuiseppeLafauruie]

Could you please explain? I live in a cave lol

[@seantaggart7382]

OH I SEE IT the WINGS GOD DAMNIT!

[@coltonk.3086]

I still don’t understand.

[@itlivesinthewalls68430]

NO NO NO NO NO

[@monoqhobia.]

@@GuiseppeLafauruie the things on the wings look like the among us characters.

[@artsy_grape3908]

1:49 always makes laugh cry for some odd reason

[@MaydupNem]

This movie has some of the best voice acting of all time

[@danitho]

Yas!

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Agreed, it's got as close to a perfect cast as you can get. Everyone down to the minor characters has the "right" voice.

[@hartsneed2701]

0:40 capitalism be like

[@peanutb7834]

KUZCO WAS 17?!

[@peanutb7834]

@Whooa you a ugly nincompoop :-] I think I always missed the 18th birthday line and so I thought he was in is 20s

[@priscillajimenez27]

Yes?

[@poptartsbox]

yeah when I was a kid I thought he was like 22 or sumthin but I guess not

[@catherineaustin2]

Yeah he was a self-centered self absorbed overinflated teenaged peacock with a vicious streak and I loved every second he was on screen. Along with everybody else of course.

[@SirStalingrad]

I’m pretty sure Kronk is just the best part of this whole movie

[@DrWatson4]

What a great movie no massive emotional stakes or whatever doesn’t take itself seriously it’s just a good time

[@jillianefaithcobre8637]

You mean dramatis emotional montages such as damsel in distress like princess lying on the floor, weeping, etc.?

[@stranger458]

0:00 *me having mental breakdowns*

[@adriananimates7448]

1:05 “BEWARE THE GROOO-“

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this movie was one of the best Disney ever made. I loved it as a kid, and I FREAKIN'. LOVE IT. NOW.

[@utopiaa_1775]

kronk’s voice cutting in at 4:30 had me in tears

[@darkwolf7969]

1:42 this scene got me for some reason XD cant stop laughing

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

Kronk is too pure for this world.

[@haxtrad]

"B-break it down? This is hand-carved mahogany"

[@uwuzzzz]

3:13 me on a daily basis 🤣🤣

[@Rose-yx6jq]

I swear this entire movie what is designed to be iconic in every conceivable way for every single second of the film.

[@Virtualweakness]

I love how at the end of Kuzco's funeral when Yzma says "back to work" they all just drop their candles with no sign of grief like "ok funerals's over, guys. Enough pretending we give a damn about this guy or ever did."

[@nopenotgivingit]

This movie is extremely iconic, and for the right reasons

[@danitho]

4:27 his little patch of hair thrown on top

[@jackieblue122]

Eve of his 18th birthday? You mean Kuzco's a teenager? This puts the whole movie in a new light now. He needed actual parental figures in his life.

[@noatrope]

Yzma: "How could he do this to me?! Why, I practically raised him!" Kronk: "Yeah. You'd think he would've turned out better."

[@catsinwonderland7473]

Wait how could you not assume he’s a teenager, he’s so immature

[@jackieblue122]

@@catsinwonderland7473 It was a detail that just I never thought about in terms of age until recently.

[@pistincup352]

At least we have the cat at the end

[@Unknownceasar]

“Look at these wrinkles…what is holding this woman together?” Lmao 🤣

[@snowden6790]

besties, it's yzma not 'esma' or 'isma' or any other variation lol

[@defsouul3127]

LMFAOOOO I noticed that too like where are y'all getting that from

[@ArowStone]

1:55 Kuzco: Pacha.. it goes down pacha: It don't, it don't goes down kuzco: pacha... it goes down!! pacha: no it don't, it don't go down kuzco: IT DO GO DOWN!! pacha: oh.. OH (incoherent noises)

[@keaganferguson4679]

4:37 that transion! It looked lime the lights just went out XD

[@halloweenlett9971]

Best line handsdown is Piglet saying Beware The Grooove lol

[@Ore0219]

Underrated A Tier Disney movie. Not quite S-Tier but this movie's writing is unbelievably solid. EVERY joke lands and lands hard even on rewatch. Disappointed that the Yzma flea hammer bit didn't make it in this collection of clips. "Scary beyond all reason" gets me every single time

[@crispydonut_0]

4:00 damn

[@porpedroiiebertrand]

there is nothing out of context if our Lord the Almighty God Kronk is on screen

[@trippa3553]

0:39 Australian government with homeless people be like

[@user-1999emperor]

So glad this film is finally getting the recognition and praise it deserves.

[@geigertec5921]

Kronk being a Scouts Leader at the end makes sense when earlier in the movie he's playing Exotic Bird Bingo while walking through the jungle.

[@pillagerslay3r64]

1:18 Beautiful.

[@hiyokoguri]

Oh man disney movies were so good back in the day, the character design, the details and colors, the plots and the dubs too. Animated movies peaked here and then thankfuly the spiderverse came to save them:)

[@priscillajimenez27]

Once my cousin and I stayed up late watching this on VHS and pausing it on funny parts and cracking up. No context needed lol

[@addiesingleton4654]

This kinda makes me wish I had never seen this movie so I could try and figure out the plot just by these clips 😂

[@alchemilk]

This movie is so funny and so ahead of its time, no wonder I loved it as a kid, people of all ages can enjoy this movie

[@ellieleswa1153]

1:32 "Well, he's not as dead as we woulda hoped."

[@janetuss6496]

best disney movie ever, and Kronk is the best disney princess

[@Maples-spook]

How the fuck did I not like this movie when I was younger this shit is fucking gold

[@kaleholt]

I've loved this movie since I was young

[@mogomelia]

all these jokes would have flown over my head as a child

[@priscillajimenez27]

Loved it since it came out with I was 11/12

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

You must have skipped parts of it or something.

[@user-eg7uo7vx2e]

I watched every dreamworks, disney and other animated movie since i was 18. I missed this somehow. Watched it few years ago DAMN IT HIT HARD. FUCKING LOVED IT.

[@sparklevampFTW]

Disney will never be this lit again

[@raspgummi]

This, THIS is why The Emperor's New Groove is my favourite movie.

[@egosdragonis6149]

4:35 GENERAL HENOBI

[@cafofandoluiza114]

I'm Brazilian and even listening to the movie's lines in English I can still remember all the dubbed lines lol I think I memorized it

[@edrick106]

“Puxe a alavanca Kronk!” “A OUTRAAAAAAAAA”

[@emperornapoleon6204]

“HA! You should have thought of that before you became PEASANTS!” BEST line in a movie of a thousand legendary pieces of dialogue! It doesn’t get better than this. Peak cinema.

[@Olivebear788]

The miscito in my room at 3Am: 1:48

[@patpol3929]

0:44 welcome in ussr

[@seantaggart7382]

0:38 id do that to all the people who Were like COPE SEETH MALD I'd just be like: COPE AGAINST THIS

[@bryanquintanilla2710]

Pretty sure I'm into bird watching just so I could be like Kronk with bird bingo. I LOVE that line

[@humblescout]

This movie is gold. God this era of Disney was peak entertainment.

[@herrmajestat]

Personally prefer the Swedub over the original, but regardless, this movie was solid gold!

[@damotoneko1500]

On behalf of sweden, i say thanks.

[@herrmajestat]

@@damotoneko1500 de lugnt 😉

[@rennac3152]

No food? Well you should of thought of that before you became peasants!

[@somersetcace1]

"Well! He aint gettin any deader! Back to work!" 😆

[@killuafreecs4058]

‘Are you kidding me? This is hand carved mahogany’ Kronk respects wood.

[@shadebinder3599]

Kronk is one of my favorite characters of all time

[@euancousar1106]

Unfortunately for you I’ve watched this movie so many times I remember all the context

[@carpeted-bathroom96]

Every time I remember that Cat woman voiced Ezma I surprise myself

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

4:40 *”BREAK THE DOOR DOWN!”* “Break it down? Ts- Are ya kiddin me? this is hand carved mahogany-“ ** ymaz’ eyes proceed to wig out in her absolute frustration ** Me: * proceeds to lose my absolute mind with laughter. *

[@nineCryptids]

Basically Yzma invents the Furry Potion™

[@karstenzittel]

I absolutely love the parts with Markiplier

[@_argh.1]

😭

[@rowdybliss]

This is honestly my favorite animated Disney film… and the production of it was fraught with a lot of difficulty. I think it’s brilliant!

[@ephemeral1052]

“uhuu, now I feel really bad, bad lama” xd