Empire of Dirt | A KingCobraJFS Documentary

Hey Dad, Let's talk about Kingcobrajfs.
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Huge thanks to everyone involed.
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CHAPTERS
Intro 0:00
Act 1: Joshua Faye Saunders 2:34
Act 2: Enter The Cobra 12:15
Day 2: 47:48
Day 3: 56:46
??? 1:01:56
Day 4: 1:02:44
Act 3: The Interview 1:30:07
Day 6: 2:17:50
Why do we watch? 2:27:31
Conclusions 2:31:58

[@YourFavoriteSon1]

MERCH: yourfavoriteson-shop.fourthwall.com

[@wingusdingus9447]

What happened?

[@TrashPanders]

Trash grift

[@fmsyntheses]

I want to get a Newport shirt like the one you have

[@henryk1031]

buy a shirt

[@johngilmore697]

Buy a shirt

[@mattlanders282]

Seeing him in HD is just absolutely striking

[@Mineral_dude]

My brain went right to “Home Depot” lmao

[@swingnmeat9529]

That's a nice way to put it lol

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

It's easier to watch at 144p. And 2x speed.

[@cowbatboots282]

@@baconsarny-geddon8298 It's healthier to not watch at all. This is visual and auditory syphilis.

[@capam15]

​@@cowbatboots282that's cyraxx and your mom, not cobes

[@FullMetalJesus84]

I died at "those poor bastard kids had their whole lives ahead of them."

[@brettc3290]

Dude that line has me positively cackling

[@trevstation]

@@brettc3290 1:12:18

[@tiamat_023]

That interview with the mayor was kind of a trip. "Hey what do you think are the biggest challenges facing Casper right now?" ***CUT***. "Uhh... having kind of an identity problem... uhhh.. after all the ghees started moving in." 🤣

[@concernedcitizen2350]

That sniffing act deserved an academy award

[@mk_ultra6497]

Sent me.

[@itbeWOLFLINGS]

I genuinely love how cooking one meal is a whole day long event for him

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

Honestly sometimes same lol

[@ArezX3]

@@pilotwhaleproductions5880 That's nothing to laugh about bud, get your shit in order.

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

@@ArezX3 yes sir I just realised that humans should never take breaks or enjoy cooking or family or friends. I now eat exclusively the exact calories and nutrition I need in a protein slurry so as not to waste any time being happy or relaxed. Your comment was the wakeup call I needed, well adjusted individual with a sense of humor 🫡

[@CaIypso5150]

​@@pilotwhaleproductions5880We are proud of your growth. Don't forget to stock your soilent supply comrade.

[@nintonintendo1]

​@pilotwhaleproductions5880 I know your answer Is sarcastic but I think he meant that if in a day the only thing you do is coock 1 meal, then you have to do something with your life.

[@AllAmericanWoman1390]

lmao at when asking him about the boxing training. "nah, i'm good. i think i'm already dangerous enough." that's the best.

[@linalicious415]

😂 He has a funny way to him at times tbh. He is how he is.

[@brendoncoyle5905]

It’s like Interview With a Vampire, but with austism

[@freaky66]

Interview with the goblin

[@cowbatboots282]

Nsh, not at all.. lmao, what?

[@mastershake42019]

Need to bust out the Pramajohn Oboglicon and cast a exorcism!

[@judgeprime3730]

Lol

[@cowbatboots282]

@@mastershake42019 lmao. Good comment. I award you one $45 door dash order slice of pizza.

[@mishaostrovsky3668]

The way he says "the chicken is fully cooked" as a metric of taste, you know damn well he ate hella raw chicken before

[@mikerope5785]

luckily crushed dorito dust is so full of salt and other chemicals, it has a somewhat antibacterial action on the chicken slime. 🤮

[@franzpattison]

@@mikerope5785 I doubt that. What's more likely is that Cobra's stomach is such a horrific environment that nothing can survive

[@PhriendsySweetDreams]

this is so true lmao he got an iron gut that kills everything probly and its gonna break the stomach lining at one point but oh well right? Poor guy doesn't get it.@@franzpattison

[@bukhlz]

It's genuinely impressive how he did his entire "Hurt" cover without ever once being on time

[@friendformationbot]

Johnny's performance is similarly delayed, it's a stylistic choice as well as just a result of being extremely drunk

[@bukhlz]

@@friendformationbot also delayed, but definitely not similarly delayed lol

[@Nobody18718]

Trent rolling in his grave

[@nullvid]

​@@Nobody18718tent isn't dead

[@Nobody18718]

@@nullvid he would be if he heard Josh's cover of it

[@Leesin6767]

Him singing Hurt by Johnny Cash while everyone is laughing in the background is very poignant and shows the disconnect of Josh.

[@elconijo]

Yeah, well said. Happened to read your comment just after seeing that.

[@a-sheepof-christ9027]

Johnny Cash betrayed his Partner, did wrong to many people he knew, and used his childhood as an excuse. Cobra, did very little evil all-together, and ended up even more ostrasized that Johnny Cash because he was weird and didnt sing well. That goes a long way if you think about it: The people laughing at Josh shows the disconnect of society to the humanity they ought to have. But God is judge, and he judges with fire.

[@danielmiller3845]

Not the point I know but Johnny Cash just covered that song

[@JoeyDecay]

Trent Reznor* I know it's the Cash version

[@davedavidson4548]

​@@a-sheepof-christ9027 Yeah turns out singing well is actually a genuine benefit to society. Everything you said about Johnny Cash applies to Cobra as well except Cobra has nothing good to offer anyone.

[@LiveFree702]

This guy says that it's bad that trolls give him beer but he brought him liquor lmao

[@junker154]

There are some serious conflicting vibes here

[@KungFuGoblin420]

Rules for thee but not for me

[@LiveFree702]

@@squaredcircle1111 shhhhhh

[@aidancole2957]

@@squaredcircle1111but like why say anything about in the first place then if he’s just gonna be a hypocrite

[@PenskePC17]

That was White Bowser, not him.

[@johngilmore697]

"Wearing all black and listening to music." Shit, I'm goth.

[@Typomixer15]

And saying "it's Gucci" goth as fuck.

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

My old, widowed Italian Granma is "goth" according to Cobes' rules

[@johngilmore697]

@@Typomixer15 If they say spaghetti and meatballs, you tell them orecchiette with broccoli rabe

[@johngilmore697]

@@baconsarny-geddon8298 Mourning is pretty goth. I'm assuming she's of-age?

[@bryanthompson3]

Putting regulations on goth is so not goth

[@nf4866]

The comparison between young and old josh is really sad to see. Obviously he still had issues back then, but he was soooo much sharper. The drinking really did a number on him.

[@Blu9ty]

Don’t forget the air duster and inhaling cologne

[@patb9764]

You spelt duster wrong

[@seanhunter8428]

SPICE TOOOOOBZ

[@Nantosuelta]

@@Blu9ty yeah, severe alcoholism, air duster, prescription meds, spray paint fumes, terrible diet. Ol' Jorp never had a chance

[@sauronthegreat489]

Alcoholism is actually really common in Wyoming.

[@_trashPANDA]

Never have I wanted to hang out with and simultaneously be as far away from someone before

[@ApexSpin]

Cobes slurping and heavily breathing In the kitchen is a whole new genre of horror

[@shadowdancer9402]

Ikr. I have misophonia so anytime he eats, clinks his ring on the bottles or just sits and coughs for like 10 mins I literally have to leave the video or skip that part.

[@thetubekrawler2876]

@@shadowdancer9402 yeah, like everyone else in the world.

[@tiamat_023]

dude, I thought for sure that Bitesized and all those dudes were putting in eating sounds and amplifying them.... but they're real!!! OMG they're real. Hold me.

[@razz8367]

Did he eat like that at home? I hope Clint didn't just let him eat like that.

[@caspay21]

Wait until you watch this horrific reaction vid… uh documentary

[@PARASYKETV]

Getting his bike fixed and giving it to him at the end would’ve been huge and would’ve gone a long way with the fans.

[@Paul_Kersey]

That’s a great idea, would have been a really nice wholesome surprise for a climax in this. Instead they just got him wasted, faked being friendly and laughed at him behind his back and trolled him all along. All just so they could grift merch sales with that shirt advertised shamelessly in the middle of the video.

[@Ian-Omega]

Josh could do that himself if he didn’t immediately blow all his donations on alcohol. His “fans” are just enabling his alcoholism at this point. They’re doing more damage to him than any troll ever could.

[@gamerjorts]

Mr. Green would have fixed Cobras bike.

[@voxschair]

Instead this leech just monetizes Josh and probably just bought him some alcohol

[@loder8592]

I dunno tho. Us fans could have done this for years already. Nobody did. Most importantly: Josh himself did not do this since like... forever.

[@shellbell313]

This guy is living out his documentary film maker fantasy like Cobes lives out his goth badass fantasy

[@L_Train]

Rich white kid

[@wilsonstrickland4888]

That’s exactly what I’m thinking! Just be cool and hang out with him

[@omgwtf999965]

oh look, the minorities and poor people are pissed they can't make anything again.

[@LostSox]

You two sound salty. And broke.

[@deejay7339]

They make Josh look like an awesome guy with their vanilla personalities.

[@Podgemaster]

Yeah, the first 30 mins at his apartment exposed just how much he’s slipped into his mind. Even quietly toasting to Ozzy under his breath in front of you. At the last apartment there were frequent visits from the Bog Bunch which were keeping his social skills up. Since moving, he’s too far from most of them and Warlord got banned. Now he lives in his head, learning about the world from skewed KZbin videos and arguing with trolls all day or letting the pay pigs inflate his ego. I’m autistic so I know how important having regular contact with people is. I hate doing it and would spend all day hidden in my room gaming if I could but Josh is the perfect example of what will happen if I don’t see friends, family or go out to social events.

[@sergantawesom]

When I was 18, I had 2 years of no friends and just staying holed up in my room playing games. Wasn’t being social at school or work. I think those 2 years set me back far on the social intelligence scale.

[@SlitWristMisfit_]

Josh was always like this, more or less. You don't need to socialize, Joshy Boys problem is that he's a NEET and drinks non stop as well as honestly needing a tismtard wrangler 24/7 but Clint left him to his own devices.

[@friendformationbot]

I'm autistic too, very similar type to Cobra but without the addiction issues just out of sheer luck. And I agree with you, even if we're awkward and make faux pas sometimes the necessity of getting actual human contact in is so fucking important to keep us from going fully into the woods.

[@Cokehead_Drug_Addict_Zelensky]

Warlord kept things interesting lol. The drunken Warlord brawl was great. And "the shirt", of course.

[@texfletcher4590]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@SlitWristMisfit_you completely invalidated a point by someone with first hand experience of the same mental illness. He wasn’t always like this he was bad when he was younger but hormones and undeveloped mental capacity caused that instead now his constant abuse of substances, constant gaslighting and manipulation from trolls and lacking social interaction has lead him to a even more skewed image of reality where almost everything comes down to his “fame” or sex. Idk I enjoy watching the content but I also know we all are part of this man’s downfall. He can’t even get a job or leave his apartment dude all the trolls find ways to get him fired or manipulate him to make his life worse someway while continuing to fuel his alcoholism. The only thing I can agree with is the fact clint should have never let his alcoholic baby leave until he was truly ready to handle the real world but apparently Casper police are better caretakers than his actual father

[@LloydWatson192]

I'm convinced Josh has built up an immunity to e coli and salmonella over the years. Anyone else who dares to eat his cooking would end up in hospital, or worse.

[@tomahawk1976]

He's just been lucky by not buying contaminated chicken. It'll get him one day.

[@jojoagogo]

@@tomahawk1976 it may actually kill his as s

[@futon2345]

When he wiped the raw chicken juices with his t shirt and later used it to wipe his face

[@jojoagogo]

@@futon2345 yup TMDWU

[@skellybean8659]

Josh is the virus

[@RyanEverson16r]

I'm fascinated by Josh because he's exactly like SO many guys I grew up with. Mostly trashy, mostly ignorant, only partially innocent, and all alcoholics/addicts. I feel like if I had zigged instead of zagged a couple times I could be just like him. And vice versa for him, just a couple different decisions and he could be a whole other person.

[@FXLRS-21]

Ditto.

[@bonkers2614]

You can see it in his younger videos, especially around the time when he was with his first girlfriend, got his first apartment and working at Wendys, he actually had a pretty good thing going for himself. He was always a weirdo but when he arrived at the crossroads of taking the path of being a a) cool, interesting weirdo, or, b) loser deadbeat weirdo, he went headfirst in the latter direction, burning every bridge and eliminating every chance of redemption along the way.

[@5milemacc737]

I think you're missing the point. He is HIGHLY regarded, unless you are also mega-regarded you could never be like Cobes. So don't even attempt it BOY.

[@jazzfeline5970]

I had a friend who was *exactly* like Josh in high school and college. He was obsessed with Ozzy Osbourne, had long greasy hair, and was willing to get intoxicated with just about any substance. The only difference between him and Josh was the fact that my friend was a straight-A student. He would smoke PCP the night before a chemistry final, and still ace it. I kept him around for years because he was such an interesting and entertaining character, and I genuinely enjoyed his company. That was until my girlfriend told me he had tried molest her while I was passed out drunk.

[@cowbatboots282]

@@5milemacc737 Thank you! These dudes have no idea what they're on about. It's like a regarded attempt at idolizing the Boglim.

[@Wackoart1995]

I’ve always like cobes, he goes through some rough patches. Seeing you guys take him out and treating him was really warming and wholesome.

[@benyaffe5389]

He’s more wholesome than all the other lolcows, I think the main difference is when people treat him well he genuinely does his best to reciprocate. Other cows just leave a path of shit wherever they go no matter the persons intentions

[@user-kp8lb5lk6f]

​@@benyaffe5389he's an animal abuser... Y'all are sick

[@Day-ZDuke]

Maybe if Josh wasn’t such an entitled, narcissistic, egotistical, hateful, mean-spirited jerk, there would be more “wholesome” interactions in his life in general. But he is constantly acting like a smug, arrogant, spiteful fool. People treat him accordingly Even how Josh treats his Father, the one person who ALWAYS supports him, bails him out, and handles all the adult responsibilities in Josh’s life. It’s absolutely sickening how he insults, bad mouths, argues with, and generally just disrespects his Dad to a massive degree. I’m not a big Clint fan, but I feel bad for how he gets zero appreciation or consideration from Josh. None, nothing

[@Katie-mw7pd]

I’m used to hearing about gorlworld (ALR, Foodie Beauty, etc) and Daniel Larson. compared to them, Cobra is a saint.

[@NorthStarGeneral]

Wholesome is a word never to associated with anything this man does. Trainwreck wasting food and generally being a lame.

[@OddPoodle]

I almost had to tap out over the cooking scene. Way too much slurping, and watching him ravenously pick at his food while cooking it or schlorp it into his gullet as if he hasn't eaten in days nearly sent me over the edge lol.

[@fattdamon1980]

same it was one of the few times I physically cringed watching a video lol.

[@Unknown_Ooh]

Idk watching him spill half that monster energy drink on the floor with zero awareness given to it was pretty hilarious

[@uhtred7860]

@@Unknown_Ooh "GAWWD DAAAAMMMMITTT DOOOOOOOD" 😆

[@KyleX515]

Finally: another human that uses "schlorp" as a verb.

[@OddPoodle]

@@KyleX515 it’s one of my favorite words 😌😂

[@LaneKiffinandhisvisor]

Jord using his revisionist history on Albertsons. He got banned for making a scene being shitfaced.

[@johngilmore697]

That's why most people hate Josh, arrogant, no accountability, no thought for anyone but himself. He is a shit person.

[@DuckmanYaHeard]

Yep he tried buying booze while smelling like poop and be belligerently blackout drunk. 😅

[@snacksizeattila2076]

​@@DuckmanYaHeardhe wasn't even streaming but will blame the trolls

[@dickdiamonds3410]

​@@snacksizeattila2076that's what a trole would say

[@adamtaintbury]

In last night's video he admitted knowing he was tresspassed and thought it had expired because no one tried to stop him from coming in at the door.

[@radical8329]

The best part of this doc is when Cobra asks what an introvert is and forgets the word for extrovert so his brain comes up with outrovert. So clever Cobes TWU

[@Tony69Stark]

You were handed a wagyu steak of an opportunity and you ground it up just to make sloppy joes

[@MrEvan1932]

How so?

[@Tony69Stark]

@@MrEvan1932 The doc should have focused more on Cobes. Choppiness of stopping for his commentary ruined it for me, could have spoke over him doing things rather than cutting to the commentary separately. Also a lot of his criticism of Cobes comes down to his ASD, I feel like he either has a limited understanding of Autism or chose to ignore it to make him look worse. Additionally bringing an alcoholic a fresh bottle and taking them to a bar just to critique their alcoholism makes no sense, they literally enabled it. Also….length.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

Yeah, but it was sloppy joes topped with bacon, cheese, crumbled Doritos, and Hill Valley Bacon Ranch(totally not a sponsor)! You're just jealous of the documentary maker that smells good, sicko. Blocked, trole. TWU.

[@dontstarepleasek]

@@Tony69Starkyeah I’d agree with you. I’m not far into this documentary yet. But instead of alcohol I can think of many nonalcoholic related gifts. Anything gothic green/black. Anything with a bell tower. Anything involving a cobra. A camo jacket. Anything involving Ozzy. I love gifting to neurodivergent people, because they are so easy to gift to and usually very appreciative. I hate reading comments like “oh he is so weird why is he like this? Why is he so late?” Yeah he’s autistic. He seems to have some time blindness. He’s not necessarily trying to be rude. This dude is doing his best at his current time. I hope he can give up the booze or atleast cut down majorly. I’d love to see him outside more

[@SlitWristMisfit_]

M'Lord Gourd Jord wouldn't agree to this unless baby got his bottle first, unfortunately.

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

Have to take a break, I'm at the 1:08:00 mark and this made me so depressed for Josh. Dude is just trying to navigate his way through the world while very obviously suffering from mental deficiencies. It's not a unique story, but it's difficult to stomach when you factor in all the trolling and yet his persistence to stay goodhearted and defend/support people. Clearly he wanted to be cool so he took up every stereotypical trope imaginable that every small town 90s kid grew up with about what it was "to be cool". Now he pisses away what little money he gets on useless crap and substances instead of trying to better himself or his situation, and draws in the worst crowd available from his small community. It's so easy to punch down on a guy like this, but all I feel is pity.

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

Just finished. I think the conclusion was excellent. I really hope Josh hears it, but I doubt he will. He genuinely seemed shitfaced the entire time. I think he's reached a point where he is simply self-medicating until *something* happens. Unfortunately, I think that something will be bad news.

[@Pataganja]

Yeah idk if I’d call it “trying”

[@MEGVTRON]

😏

[@matthewpinion7966]

It’s the duster he is huffing guy said he did 5 cans in one day

[@dtreezy]

he's a serial sexual molester lmfao you pity that?

[@presidentviper]

RIP Homeboy Scotty

[@Blady99]

Yo dude miss your edits

[@snacksizeattila2076]

My home boy scotty. Is.not.dead.

[@tweezerjam]

Tired🙄

[@voxschair]

Guess he never will get to see that baby, Scott :/

[@brunomadureira9502]

God bless his soul

[@VinnieVega]

anyone that could stand next to Josh while he’s eating, and smacking like that must have way more patience than myself.

[@gunshotrose]

19:14 "Will Josh make me look like a fool for saying this? Probably." This aged well... RIP Puff

[@dormiebasne3578]

Josh will always prove you wrong for believing in him.

[@IDoBeSmarter]

"I will let you down, I will make you hurt"

[@daveno774]

I appreciate the little details they put in to making this Doc, like making it super boring just like a KingcobraJFS stream would be.

[@Blady99]

Just as narcissistic as a josh video too TWU

[@audiosurfarchive]

"OhHhHhh it's not good; you're focusing too much on yourself" Disregarding the context and YFS journey for the entire product IS part of the point. Insert reductive and inaccurate claims that there's less footage of JFS than YFS. Say it's exploitative when lot of these folk never watched YFS and are commenting in mass to shit on it rather than just.. not engaging. Hmmm..

[@phil6844]

@@audiosurfarchive you sound just like Josh dood

[@rodgarttragdor2807]

i had to turn away and hold my hand in front of the screen. Oh my god the sounds he made. Disguesting

[@chrissirhc7337]

LOL

[@requiemagent3014]

Josh is fascinating. He know this was a documentary and he consented to it but he made sure to portray himself in the worst light possible. Amazing.

[@crypto1upteam750]

and still managed to look cooler than the guy filming the documentary lmao. I chalk this up as a win for josh

[@nothertreeinbox]

A real filmmaker, especially a journalist would make the subject more important than himself.

[@requiemagent3014]

Oh no this documentary itself if awful. Maybe I didn't make myself clear here. The guy making this has like zero knowledge about the Cobraverse. But Josh made an absolute a$$ of himself. What I don't like is how much Josh lies in this documentary and the guy just lets it slight. He either doesn't know better or doesn't care. Also Josh absolutely mistreats Puff, he has a severe alcohol problem, he is very close to getting a place in the forever box. Five years at most. It's sad this is probably the last shoot we got of a documentary and it was blundered by everyone involved. Sad.

[@tabernaclejones6115]

​@requiemagent3014 he is not going to die in 5 years jesus christ you people are so melodramatic. Have you never met an alcoholic before? They just keep on going, he doesn't even shake when he doesn't drink or anything. Not dependant, but addicted sure. I've seen people who drink a handle of vodka before noon every day drink like this from 20-50 than get sober at 55.

[@stevendensmore4646]

@@crypto1upteam750found cobras only fan twu toobz

[@MillywiggZ]

The last KingCobraJFS documentary. Well done you adult baby, you biffed it. Now Josh will never let anyone in again.

[@snailrace4183]

Give a year or two, he will forget.

[@user-js7nu4eg1v]

​@snailrace4183 probably forgot by the next day just got reminded when they posted the video lol

[@NASkeywest]

Was he supposed to post a video lying and stroking his ego?

[@sexylazercatwizard]

​@NASkeywest no, but don't just make a spectacle out of him. This guy just just clowned on cobra the whole time and kept a superiority complex throughout all of it. It's like Jim from the office making fun of the autistic guy, Dwight, without being explicit.

[@NASkeywest]

@@sexylazercatwizard Josh made a spectacle out of himself. The guy said mostly positive things about Josh. Josh’s portrayal of himself is Josh’s responsibility.

[@Stardust204]

Noticed how he calls kids innocent but then calls them bastards.

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

Feel like there were a lot of missed opportunities with Josh driving through the place he grew up would be a good time to pull over and let him open up. I understand he can be difficult though. I just feel like we didn’t learn anything new it’s just a new HD apartment tour

[@capresenooj4359]

Thing with josh in general but also people on the spectrum is they dont really stay on point or do things that make sense in the moment, even if he drove him around and asked about meaningful places to him Josh would probably randomly change the topic to something he experienced from days ago that has nothing to do with where they are or what they are doing

[@caspay21]

Well we got to see the WORST character by far, Homeboy Robbie once again unfortunately

[@privateuser7]

Bro what do you want to "learn"? This is a regard that drinks all day and rambles. What are you expecting to learn? The internet ruins everything through constant obsession. No one can just be happy watching something anymore.

[@NickyBlue99]

​@@privateuser7I guess they wanted to learn about cobes creeping on Alicia Rhodie. That deep lore. Lmao.

[@Nickersons-Theme]

There's nothing to learn, he thinks he's a badass rockstar and never in the wrong, end of dewwwdd

[@babysnowowl]

12:48 I never heard his voicemail before. Classic. He is so unintentionally funny.

[@katuhstrofik]

no matter what anyone says about this guy he's always going to have a spot in my heart. he might be a fucking clown 90% of the time but god damn is he genuine and legitimately kind hearted. i'd be proud to call him my friend tbh.

[@StumpsWorth]

Sure😂

[@nicholas8237]

I like him because he's not a straight up horrible person like every other "lolcow"

[@katuhstrofik]

@@AdolfHitler-wo1my lol homie you're on youtube with an adolf profile picture and shit-tier grammar. thanks for taking the bait while simultaneously actually looking like a regard.

[@generalgk]

Especially when he threatens to kill people

[@Anitadicknme616]

So you’re down with people who openly admit they stalked and sexually harassed girls in high school? Or people who have admitted that they exposed themselves indecently to a minor with mental deficiencies? Those are the people you’re proud to have as your friend? Because Josh has admitted to both.

[@pvpgaunltett2390]

Darth really is looking like a mythical dwarf more and more , that neck fat towards the back of his head gives his dome a crazy shape. Combined with that caveman brow makes me think he could tank any type of punch with no issues.

[@mf.danger9235]

he needs to get into slap fighting

[@alerionhawke5398]

Lmao he would probably get dropped in one punch by anyone with a decent hook on them 😂😂 what are you talking about

[@fmsyntheses]

I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby

[@johngilmore697]

I'm a piss-head

[@rumham7466]

Not an alcoholic because he saves some for the morning

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

Drinking vocation

[@dylanmiller9162]

The “”cooking”” section has permanently altered my relationship with food, on a fundamental level. I may never be able to eat again

[@johngilmore697]

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home. So if you want to join me for a while Just grab your pie-high hat, come travel light - that’s Cobra style.

[@selphconscious]

.. what a diet plan.. #praisecobrasmagic

[@MikeGameOver]

A Boglim through and through. 🤮

[@lifeisace]

It made my skin crawl .

[@NickyBlue99]

Just imagine he's slurping your wet walnut

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

2:08:28 there's something so sweet about the way Son is tenderly clarifying "self-care" just in case Kingcobra is being introduced to the concept by him, just at that moment.

[@guitarguy42394]

This whole time during cooking videos I always assumed he had a normal kitchen floor made out of linoleum or something but to see that there’s a carpet in there, god. The amount of raw meat-contaminated bud light platinum+hot sauce+country crock original sauce that’s been spilled on that thing over the years has surely festered to the point of thus-far undiscovered biohazardous material TWU

[@heathmcrigsby]

My mouth was agape at this assault to sensibility. This guy is truly a spawn of the warp.

[@chubbyaardvark]

Unknown polymers

[@RiotEnergyllc]

@@heathmcrigsby😂😂😂

[@adamtaintbury]

Trolls didn't get him fired from his job.

[@DuckmanYaHeard]

Exactly he poisoned diabetics with sweet tea

[@BlondeMcGuinn]

Wendy’s was scheduling Cobra one hour a week when he was fired. Think about that.

[@dickdiamonds3410]

​@@BlondeMcGuinnyou think about it

[@yepwhatever1142]

Come into work for 1 hour. Mixes up the teas again, gets fired.

[@Wren11]

I miss the old Cobes, the Cobes that socialised and didn’t try and kill his liver every day.

[@heathmcrigsby]

I see cobes now and all I have is pity for the creature that took him over. I truly hopes God brings him mercy.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

The one that didn’t manage to kill a lizard

[@ryelor123]

I think what the duster is doing to his brain is orders of magnitude worse than what liquor is doing to his liver.

[@boognish89]

When he poured that monster into the bottle and completely missed snd just ended up spilling it all over the floor 😂😂 TMDWU

[@spoonforleg]

Him being able to smoke in a bar is some true small town shit

[@adolfolerito6744]

You never went to Germany or other countries apparently.

[@sheek3222]

​@@adolfolerito6744 It was banned here like 15 years ago

[@uhtred7860]

Smoking in bars has been banned in my country since around 05, same with Australia where i work.

[@BahhBahhBrownSheep]

@@adolfolerito6744yeah no shit, considering the topic is Americans comparing other towns in america

[@andyjohnson5367]

The mayor did say they’re about 40 years behind haha

[@S4RGE007]

better not be deleting comments, BOY!!

[@MESSIXIX_VI]

How you gonna charge 51$ for a fullsize poster of the documentary cover? thats not even with shipping...THATS NOT EVEN WITH SHIPPING

[@gusanderson1380]

Yeah I can't imagine anyone is buying any of those lmao

[@utubehound69]

$51 is to Honor Cobes $51 Med Pizza's

[@leogosse7946]

I love that y’all were so nice to josh he is an odd guy but the dude has his moments where he’s hilarious and says the right thing at the right time

[@frankwhite7878]

What’s great about cobra is he was furious about how he was portrayed in this. Anything short of a puff piece (hah) showing him as the next Ozzy Osborne, he was going to be mad about it. The doc was a real slap in the face to him but he learned nothing and just assumed the filmmaker was a trolle

[@Th3Watch3r]

Puff Saunders. Say his name!

[@towah]

today I saw a video featuring a boring dork nobody cares about, oh and gothic king cobra was in it as well

[@RealBoglimChronicles]

@YourFavoriteSon1 Hey man, you should give me permission to do a fan cut of this doc. I've received dozens of requests to do it. I will make it happen if you are okay with it.

[@gutturaldarkness]

Not even worth it

[@flackmonkey7571]

@@gutturaldarkness It would make it watchable..........But meh!

[@southerndandy4910]

tWu

[@agamemnon8163]

He will not allow it because you will cut out the merch plug 😂😂😂😂

[@Pepespizzeria1]

You got permission? The react video you made was better than this though tbf

[@trvrmcc]

Comments being deleted now?

[@Tayl0r_]

@@jenni1160It’s likely youtube’s moderation algorithm. Calm down lol

[@trashcat7501]

​@@Kupo_Ayanamimaybe, but I've had a comment deleted that didn't have any "no no" words as you say.....

[@Daniel_Martin98]

I feel like there’s a lot of filler that could’ve been cut out and made this easier to watch

[@towah]

yeah really didnt need to hear from the mayor ramble out their towns shitty weather or whatever

[@Daniel_Martin98]

I thought every scene kinda dragged. I was fast forwarding trying to find the good parts

[@xeokym223]

Certain comments seem to be being deleted, it would seem...🙄

[@agamemnon8163]

A merch plug in the middle of your doc???? For real???? Lmao.

[@ltsrobot]

atleast cobra has a personality. your entire bit it just some random interchangeable over socialized bruh dude. you can try to make the commentary deep but your entire in person video is just a realized man explaining his life in depth and you responding "thats dope bruh" like get better or quit leach

[@TheSock]

Damn, tell me how you really feel

[@andrewrankin3434]

I have a younger brother who is Autistic parts of Josh remind me of my younger brother. He even has similar facial features. Honestly it breaks my heart that he isn’t being cared for and managed by family. My younger brother is living a far better life because we love him and help guide him. Josh is completely lost without guidance and he’s trolled by so many people that don’t understand his disabilities. He’s oblivious to so much and his behavior isn’t his fault. It’s clear the people making this documentary also don’t understand autism. My heart goes out to Josh. This isn’t a life for him.

[@Pataganja]

His dad literally does everything for him bruh

[@AwfulWaffle8474]

This doc was terrible. Stop deleting my comments.

[@ravensoulless]

What made him this way ? What is his attraction? What keeps us fascinated? This is the story of a Bog.

[@user-jx7vc6xp4w]

Tactical soap

[@gusanderson1380]

Autism and insecurity/narcissisism

[@OriginalContent89]

We need Geno to redo this documentary. Too bad he's only interested in Chris Chan

[@uhtred7860]

@@gusanderson1380 Those 3 traits pop up in all the best cows.

[@TheAngryAustrian]

the interview with the mayor is funny knowing he had to resign

[@pheonixgray6078]

Lol lol lol what happened?

[@jr-km2rd]

"you want to wash that real quick?" "yeah after I use it to cook the bacon"

[@ENigma-um8zw]

He needs consistent regular social interaction and I can almost guarantee he’d improve in areas he is likely well aware of. He’s just lived in a vacuum the last 3 or so years like so many

[@imabirdlawyer]

He’s allergic to breaking his routine. The more he withdraws, the more comfortable he can be in his own delusions. He’s built himself a reality and pushed out anyone who can take him out of it.

[@RandallBalls]

"So many"? Who are all these other Josh's? And he cannot consistently interact with anyone, because they will inevitably catch him in his lies or challenge him in some way or another, and that's a wrap for that relationship. You cannot be around Josh for long unless you play into his delusions and stroke his ego and pretend he's a real life gothic bad boy rockstar celebrity who definitely IS NOT an alcoholic, who sounds like Frank Sinatra and who has hundreds of "fangirls" who live just a little too far away to break his dry spell. You'd be exhausted in a few hours. It's why all his "friends" are user scum who just want his smokes, booze and their 5 minutes of "fame". And he lets them get away with it, because they tell him everything he wants to hear because they know if Joshy gets angry, no ciggies and beer. And even then, he eventually finds a way to ruin relationships he is basically paying for....

[@MESSIXIX_VI]

its sad to see him at his max social awkwardness , but the mental exaustion of the beraidment of his trolls and continuing alchoholism prolly have sunk him into his hermit ways

[@williebeamen2x]

You clowns have absolutely no clue ,he will never change but do this like all the other wierdos grifters ,wait till he's live donate some money 😊

[@TheLargeDoctor]

​@@RandallBallsyou act like josh is the only autist in the world

[@raffelMoger]

sad part about duster .. had a buddy who used to do it. One time hit like 3 cans full with out breathing his heart stopped and sadly he didn't make it .

[@LunarLocust]

Don't be that guy that wants to be good at doing drugs. Especially if your drug of choice is duster canisters. Man up and sniff model airplane glue.

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Having flown into Casper several times, he’s not joking about that wind.

[@kwilly8789]

This documentary was wild, and I fully support more of these in the future, however, the whole cooking segment is sure to give me night terrors. WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUT THAT MUCH CHEESE ON THE CHICKEN?! AND THEN HE ATE HALF OF THE CHEESE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN FINISHED?!

[@Aesthetics45]

You better not be deleting comments BOY

[@aidanlandwehr8295]

Bro gonna talk all this shit on my king but out here deleting comments like a baby back bitch

[@justicelindley2468]

What do you mean?🥸

[@bigsanrio]

Why do you say that?

[@iseein4d]

It is a running joke his trolls have

[@RealLifeSnowWhite]

KZbin deletes also so don’t think he is… just sayin

[@jagmackenzie9202]

bro was like 2 hours into this doc and asked cobra to state his name and his youtube channel lmfaooooo

[@jonvia]

Ive seen that clip of Cobes almost creating an apartment fire so many times and it makes me laugh every time. Its the embodiment of his content.

[@robotgorilla-man6193]

This one was 4 to 8 times worse than the original.

[@CxClips]

Josh is not afraid to be himself and that's honorable as fuck

[@adams115]

He knows who he is . Do you know who you are ?

[@CxClips]

@@adams115 I'm your mums lover. Don't tell your daddy.

[@adams115]

@@CxClips my mums dead

[@CxClips]

@@adams115 good, now she doesn’t have to be disappointed in you.

[@adams115]

@@CxClips edgy

[@RamenNoodlez258]

The clip of Josh singing hurt was one of the most poetic things I've seen in a while. Makes me genuinely sad for him. I hope he gets better.

[@alucard6919]

I'd bet good money that he thinks its a Johnny Cash song.

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

​@alucard6919 Yeah, not alot of people know Nine Inch Nails was the original.

[@athulfgeirsson]

@@gaminacthemaniac6444 Two Inch Girth

[@anonony9081]

@@alucard6919 ok hipster

[@Wifgargfhaurh]

​​@@alucard6919The Johnny Cash version is objectively better and more well known. Even as a NIN fan I say the original is mid. Johnny Cash's version is one of the most emotional songs I've ever heard, and one of the members of NIN even said that the song belonged to him after he made the cover.

[@AzraelDeltori]

Rest in peace puff. You made josh's life more tolerable. It always sucks to lose a pet. Regardless of anyone's opinions, I feel like most people know its ass to lose a pet.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

he seems like he really loved it. I'm also sure it was some drunken bafoonery that cost puffers his life.

[@LGPanthers1]

@@PointlessRhetoric idk I'm leaning towards his diet; poor Puff was obviously protein deficient

[@TheEnderBand]

Yeah the difference is, Josh didn't actually give a fuck about Puff- it was just about "owning the tr0les" by proving he could do it. Well, he proved he can't He was 1000 times more bothered by KFC taking away the double down than he was by losing/killing Puff

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

He literally abused that lizard to death.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

@rifleshooterchannel208 guess what.. puff is back! Clint found him gently dying in the hospital parking garage. Brand new emaciated bearded dragon now thriving in the cobras lair.

[@TyyTheFlyGuy]

I remember years ago when I first found out about him I went down that rabbit hole and was pretty amused. I feel bad for him but he seems like an odd slice of life that exists out there we don’t normally see cause they aren’t in our circles. I like that he sang the song Hurt but I kind-of expected him to sing the NIN original version lol. Both are good even though they aren’t really my genre of music I tend to listen to. Hope he’s doing alright. I’m only like 1/3 through the doc so far. Thanks for making this documentary man.

[@themidsmoker]

That's the thing of it you toob. Just delete negative comments and block people

[@miiks...5...3...9...]

This was not a documentary about Josh, but a documentary about you talking to Josh

[@callmemc6]

I'm not sure you understand how a documentary works.

[@capresenooj4359]

@@callmemc6 I mean generally documentaries are just the subject doing their thing with some director voice overs or establishing shots with music, this felt more like the documentary was scrapped and replaced with a directors commentary added in

[@Unquestionable]

For all intents and purposes YFS basically thought he was gonna show up and once he got Cobes on camera the content would make itself. He legit would have a much better end product if he did a more elaborate run down on the warlock's history to show he actually knows his subject, instead it comes off like he randomly came across Cobes a couple months ago and could try to use it as a way to branch out his channel. I'm not expecting anything overly new but he basically didn't know what he was getting into, thinking he was going to get Josh to do any sort of activity beyond drinking and smoking.

[@mastershake42019]

Bingo! You nailed it right on the head!

[@Absquatula]

It's fascinating how Josh focuses on himself. Like, a crew of people are there to visit YOU, and you're like, i need to get drunk, smoke delta 8, and listen to metal covers first... Like, my guy... You live in the world, the world does not live in you. His self awareness levels are fascinating.

[@dethmedic52]

Dissociation is a hell of a condition.

[@tweezerjam]

It’s called autism

[@Phil.Anthropy]

I do believe "hey, you just do normal you and we'll be around to experience it" was part of the whole deal. I mean what's the point in going to this guy and changing up his lifestyle if you're trying to document him in his habitat? Sure set aside some time for the actual interview but what he does is half the content. Don't want him shutting down on the process.

[@kingjoseph5901]

Addiction

[@JosephHPaine]

Lol you don't get the whole "documentary" thing do you little buddy?

[@alexryherd9810]

Kept getting recommendedatuions in the algorithm for this guy, started watching this knowing NOTHING about him. Then took a break and watched some of his early videos. Holy shit this dude fried himself.

[@Resinpro]

Yeah, he gonna be dead before 35 in my estimation. Many people think it will be alcohol, and while I agree alcohol will most likely play a factor, it won’t be his liver....it will be something like being drunk and suffocating from A plastic bag or too big a piece of foodhacked slop in his throat. That or his teeth might do it, if he puts off removing them for much longer.

[@shabath]

​@@Resinpro Not to mention the duster, random drugs, and him emptying Walt and Angie's medicine cabinet on the regular.

[@tboxMD]

Takes a big bite of half melted block of cheese, proceeds to put the rest of what he ate back on the chicken. Yum.

[@Agent_Metapod]

The audio fluxuation is god awful on this video

[@tupaclives5848]

1:35:08 look at the Cobes just reveling in hearing the words “ you don’t follow societal rules” you can tell he REALLY loved hearing that 😂😂😂 Josh is so funny dude I love it. Sitting on his throne receiving worship lol

[@mf.danger9235]

slowly nodding holding in a grin

[@uhtred7860]

His disconnect from reality is truly astounding. And he actually wonders why some ppl trole him.

[@Doomseas]

Dick Cheney is actually Liz's father, his wife is Lynne Cheney who yeah, grew up in Casper but.. yeah. Really easy thing to double check if your gonna bring it up.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

I'm pretty sure that was an attempt at humor, auttismo

[@iplayguitarmain7670]

Wow, cool story bro. You should write a book about it.

[@schwingmeister2171]

Him singing Hurt was really sad holy shit that hit me hard, he really needs just some honest friends.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Too bad he’s completely insufferable to be around. Even for people using him

[@schwingmeister2171]

@@FirstFamilyCharger He is, the Aspberger and Alcoholism is a really really bad Combo. My Job is to work with ppl with special needs and i have met people like him. Its just sad, maybe some human beings are just lost.

[@OwenHooper-mv4fm]

At some point, once someone has completely lost all self respect, there’s just not that much to like. People with zero self respect just hate themselves so much it’s almost impossible to like them.

[@crypto1upteam750]

you are all just jealous you aint famous like cobes TWU

[@LunarLocust]

OP has clearly never been to karaoke. We venerate people that can perform well in front of a live audience because most people sound exactly like Cobra. Even the sober ones. And they stand awkwardly still and stare at the lyric screen like that. It's hard to sing well, and it's harder to move rhythmically and hype a crowd up. It's nerve wracking to get up on stage and sing poorly in front of potentially judgemental drunks. This vid is my first exposure outside of Metokur to Cobra, he's kind of sad and autistic, he's not far from being a wet brain alcoholic, and his diet is atrocious, but props to him for getting on the karaoke stage.

[@AdrenalineTheory]

Well, Day 4 was easily one of the most astonishingly depressing things ive seen in a long time. The fact he legitimately thinks he is famous and doesnt abuse things like alcohol is mind blowing.

[@GnightPunpun]

I fuck with the rest of your content but tbh this whole thing felt like a massive waste of an opportunity. The perfect time to go really deep into Josh but I felt like we didn’t get really anything new on him

[@djinnxx7050]

That is possibly the gayest comment I've ever read in my life. I hope it was intentional.

[@bryanthompson3]

Ya this doc sucked. Nothing new just new to the KZbinr

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

22:06 lmao I made that like 2 years ago 😂😂😂 fuk I never thought he’d hang it up

[@nathanl4417]

I was wondering about that! TMDWU

[@David_Sebastian]

Good doc, but you talk so much shit about him behind his back, and never brought any of that stuff up in person.

[@inrainbowman]

very true, bitchassss yfa, yfs or what ur name is

[@johnneil14]

You had gold, but you spun it into bronze.

[@DG-dp5gh]

Right? I went into this video feeling much different than I ended feeling about it.

[@SICresinwrks]

For real

[@kevinkirkland4577]

You were to generous

[@sumojulius2914]

Basically Cobes had a production crew that added little to nothing for a week.

[@ToastyCubes]

Reminds me of idubbbz's documentary on airsoftfatty. Said nothing of substance and seemed weirdly cynical, also way too much of himself in there.

[@ajHeathen]

I'm from Casper and have seen this guy around and talked to him, I never knew he was famous though, lol

[@grindvilleblackj]

We deleting comments?

[@Dominick_twu]

Absolutely he is. Waaaaaay too many positive comments on here when inside the community you are seeing the exact opposite.

[@MechanizedWerewolf]

Yeah, negative comments are being purged

[@thealmightyjack]

I always thought it was Josh's masterclass audio engineering skills that made his cooking videos borderline torture for your ears with how he would quietly mumble through everything he said but the lip smacking and slurping he made was always like ASMR levels of clarity and in the worst way possible. But here we are with a camera crew filming him do a cooking video with their own audio quality and its still the same torture. Turns out Josh is the literal loudest eater in the history of mankind and not in the good way

[@NickyBlue99]

It's so nasty

[@finowa]

"a camera crew" a douche with an iphone

[@notouchy]

there's a 'good way'?

[@Brandovichie]

@@notouchy u know

[@notouchy]

@@Brandovichie y'know y'know y'know

[@Initial__B]

YOU BETTER NOT BE DELETING COMMENNTS BOY

[@godshand6822]

Better learn how to spell comments boy

[@rustyshackelford7025]

>1 reply >comment deleted 👀💀

[@Th3Watch3r]

I'm absolutely new to this channel, as i only found Cobes a few months ago lol. Did this dude erase your comment or something?

[@PYRO-ON]

Yeah, He always wants to “kick ass and take names” ( behind a computer screen or cell phone screen) as soon as it’s in person “LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M AUTISTIC DOODT”

[@rarestbanana]

The interview had me laughing my shit off. Cobes just sinking into his moldy throne, eyes glazed going in and out of consciousness, answering these questions like he’s a celebrity or something oh man what a beautiful scene

[@ionlyreplytosexproposition8972]

Say what you will about Cobes, but he essentially is a minor celebrity. Highly niche but he is a slurring bug-burger-eating alcoholic celebrity nonetheless.

[@ImAlxxy]

Becoming Ozzy

[@patientlywatching7775]

​@@ImAlxxyBecoming Ozzy.....just without the money, fame or talent. 😅

[@Nantosuelta]

He really thinks he's like Ozzy or Lemmy. Some rock god being interviewed while half wasted making it even cooler and more rock n roll. Instead of the truth, the fact that he's a sad alcoholic loser who wasted his life. Its all quite depressing really

[@Resinpro]

His five year goals......he should be hoping he isn’t dead by then, but instead is planning his groundbreaking on the mansion after the record deals pay off. 🎉

[@MrDuneedon]

Well…your comments about Josh taking reasonably good care of Puff did not age all that well.

[@michaeljohnston4459]

This plays out more like a reaction video than a documentary.

[@hellmamaraised]

*edit* I DID NOT made this, it sucks

[@cacklestheclown1070]

Thank you

[@dominator9059]

another fantastic production

[@DaveDavidDavidson]

Twu

[@deathlordbraydon6502]

Thanks for providing this original content

[@damotheman4196]

Cheers for making this dude, no need to be so humble.

[@northernlightsrc8994]

It would be really cool to start a go fund me to get a ozzy Osbourne Cameo and have ozzy say something about " how cool sobriety is " Coming from his idle may save his life. I feel for him. Metal head / ex alcoholic only 10 months sober . I see his future going dark. It would be a cool idea if anyone truly wants to save this guy Wish you the best brother man

[@MartyrLoserKing]

Why don’t YOU pay for it

[@drnot442]

Thank you for the info and in-depth interest in Casper. It sounds lovely and was a great insight😊. This was a very well-done and different kind of documentary. Thank you!

[@GottaSmoke.]

Well that was disappointing.

[@TrashPanders]

Absolute trash

[@fraserihle4847]

Lazy trash

[@len7066]

Yep

[@gusanderson1380]

I know right, such a pitiful creature

[@theghostofblakephilbrook]

The guy is going to spiral out of control anyway, what is the point of sending him alcohol and air dusters? People really are that sick, that they want to watch this dude slowly die and are willing to spend money to incrementally speed up the process? Idk how some people sleep at night dude.

[@dickdiamonds3410]

He SA'd a regarded child and received no consequences. He literally JO'd on a regarded child. Picture that. That's what you're defending. So tell me again, which people are sick? Think about Cobes grinding his greasy little weiner on a child. A regarded child. A helpless regarded child now sexually traumatized. But you think that's ok? Gotcha

[@chrism4008]

With a fan on low

[@yeet659]

The Puff content aged nicely.

[@FeekyChucker]

Fuck dude that cooking segment had me in tears, just like the cameraman, but in a good way.