Empire of Teeth

[@GeneralSam]

idc who you are 10:24 is some inspiring shit

[@hodarov1564]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[@thoptertoken514]

I will let you know when I get there. Edit: yep checks out. Im inspired.

[@dutchvanderlinde4398]

thanks dad

[@hecko3356]

Get ya sum pearly whites🦷

[@Scrimmy.Bingus]

It’s about time grand master Sam

[@Hemagoblin]

I heard him say “the second one came out” and got so excited thinking he meant Kenshi 2, then I realized he was talking about his wife’s boyfriend’s kid

[@will5859]

my man

[@kingpinjunky0219]

Sassy

[@thisguy1397]

🤣🤣 *You're a Horrible Person.* Nahhh I'm JK, you're a good guy.

[@patostrophia2948]

Guess Kenshi 2 will take some more time... BUT I AM HYPED!

[@SCUBAGUYGAMESTREAM]

HAHAHHAAA

[@wesleykill33]

This dude actually made more kenshi content. You sold out to the comments section Sam, we own you now.

[@phonkmasterflex7103]

The General plays his trap card. Annual Kenshi series. I wouldn’t doubt it.

[@jdwbcr]

That’s incredible to say we collectively own a small share of a Jew

[@gwynbIeiidd]

@@jdwbcr just like 1930’s germany!😎

[@notthere9976]

Does the W stand for Washington or Wesley

[@hewhipe9783]

He’s not selling out he’s just giving his fans what they want any good person would his kensi vids are fucking Hilarious

[@atomicanachronism8849]

The spell you have on your wife is called a “Fem-dom kink”, Sam

[@Dstryrr]

You gave me a third party burn, ouch

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

Forehead & Hawaii shirt fetisch

[@drmott_gaming2392]

Sam is the fem

[@Meowth666]

Or "Pity".

[@marcantoinelab12321]

Hell yeah dude

[@stoopidginger44]

Sam taking every opportunity to brag that he has a wife, as usual.

[@coredale2158]

Well he does have a hot wife

[@johnbohnamchester7468]

Or is it a onlyfans account hes married to

[@coredale2158]

@@johnbohnamchester7468 I hope so

[@michaell4187]

He just pays her to appear in videos and social media, merely a pawn in his web of a life

[@patostrophia2948]

would do the same ngl

[@ambiguousamphibian]

This intro was pure perfection - a triumph!!!

[@aaronburton52]

Agreed

[@Somegirlwander]

Hello.

[@zack7541]

Oh frabjous day indeed! To know the mastermind behind the legendary Torsolo, bane of all ambiguously appendaged beings, watches the same big nosed man I do. Love your stuff man, keep up the great work. (also bring back CDDA please

[@garrickthomas8631]

I honestly think you influenced him

[@floppagaming2213]

Dude this cool frog

[@samuelwilson626]

Sam playing kenshi is my form of black tar heroin.

[@phonkmasterflex7103]

“Yeah.” (Will Smith voice)

[@chocolatemonkeyballs9995]

@@phonkmasterflex7103 pOo pUo pEPpoO sLaTT+** (playboicarti voice)

[@bbbbbbb51]

I'd never play this game, but Sam's Kenshi videos are some of his best

[@dudebruh5703]

Black tar heroins my black tar heroin 😞

[@candiedcrusader7841]

Me smoking fat bowls packed with wax while he plays this game is my krokodil

[@Tsaott]

The chadbots was the greatest series I've ever watched.

[@OldSchool82]

masterpiece

[@god47398]

honestly i unironically think sams rust series is unmatched for any series, mini-series, tv show or saga of movies.

[@nukedgames7625]

Shekelstein

[@ayylmao5439]

Yes

[@fantil1658]

Unmatched

[@dmckellar21]

Never thought I would see the day Sam is ashamed of anarcho-capitalism, even after saying no rat is ashamed of selling anything.

[@gizmodobaggins7040]

Anarcho-capitalism is a misnomer.

[@BudMasta]

Anarcho-capitalism doesnt exist.

[@fdumbass]

Insert quote about politics

[@cleveland1887]

@@fdumbass honestly your quote about politics is completely wrong, in fact what's really happening is quote about politics

[@fdumbass]

@@cleveland1887 Well actually you are just stupid for believing that, my confirmation bias made a google search which says that you incorrect in what you think as well as a bad person

[@abb2914]

The fact that you’re married with kids still confuses me.

[@shadowspace7575]

he is hacking

[@aleksk1978]

@@NA-AN guess he's forgotten the one that's meant to reverse the obesity

[@NA-AN]

@@aleksk1978 Tbf nowadays Sam isn't that fat.

[@thelitmango6333]

I know its jokes, but the thing he's got a persona, some men get lost in the shit post and start really acting like that and wonder why they never get a wife.

[@thelitmango6333]

@@NA-AN he never was fat to begin with, just people on the internet self project.

[@johnpacheco5665]

I’ve seen this man go from making skate 3 compilations while living with his girlfriend in the upstairs bedroom of his mother’s house, to having his second child. This man has never failed to entertain me after all these years. He may never know it, but somehow, some way this man has impacted us. Made us forget our troubles even if it was only for a little bit. Thanks Sam, and congrats. 🎈 I’ll see you in the next one.

[@kg_canuck]

He's what people in the sports world refer to as a generational talent: he started off good enough to cut it, but over all these years he's never actually peaked, he's only getting better at his craft, even to this day. Really kind of special to see considering how few creators are able to actually make it long term.

[@Legion-ov6jr]

Good guy Sam

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

Finally. He returns to his truest content.

[@kingx1180]

Troll

[@pickledpeckers7789]

Nah that’s Skyrim

[@Green1sh01]

@@pickledpeckers7789 When I saw how many fucking Skyrim videos he made I knew just like everyone else he got addicted like it was black tar heroin.

[@RenagadesSW3]

With his 1000 fold katana

[@styxrakash4639]

Peak Sam was the shekelstein bandit

[@benpetell9446]

I didnt realize how addicted i was to sams meaningful story-like videos until he force fed us basically twitch streams for 2 or 3 months

[@Taiyama2]

Same

[@alastor8091]

I miss Sheklestein.

[@ultimateruffles2420]

@@alastor8091 my all time favorite series.

[@treyjetson5320]

I miss watching him try to do stuff in real life like hiking.

[@midgetman4206]

I like whatever he posts. The thing is that he posts like every 2 weeks

[@GuyMan4U]

Came for the Kenshi stayed for the marital strife, never change Sam

[@theratofwallstreet8665]

YES

[@theo1216]

"The second one" Sam is such a loving father 🥰

[@ToadTheFox]

"The second one came out in January" he talks like his kid is a fucking Disney sequel to Nemo or something. I fucking love it

[@Starcatplays]

That thumbnail is mint

[@joop5161]

ನರಕಕ್ಕೆ ಸೆಳೆಯಲಾಗಿದೆ ನೀವು ಎಂದಿಗೂ ದಿನದ ಬೆಳಕನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. ಪ್ರೀತಿಪಾತ್ರರು ನಾಶವಾಗುತ್ತಾರೆ. ತಪ್ಪಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವಿಕೆ ಇಲ್ಲ ಶವವನ್ನು ನರಕಕ್ಕೆ ಎಳೆಯಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ನೀವು ದಿನದಲ್ಲಿ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ನಡೆಯಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ. ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕರ ನೆಕ್ರೋಮ್ಯಾನ್ಸರ್ಗಳು. ಮೆಸೊಥೆಲಿಯೋಮಾ ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕರ ನೆಕ್ರೋಮ್ಯಾನ್ಸರ್ಗಳು. ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕ ಓಮ್ನಿಯಾ ವಿನ್ಸೆಂಟ್

[@ScranX3]

You are soying

[@CornHolePatrol]

Fuckin miiiiint

[@honzothesloth8075]

I thought it was an ad at first lmao

[@pillgrimm]

I'd get a poster of it ngl

[@tsarmonkeyii5598]

He kept his promise, the sociopath finally makes another Kenshi video.

[@keand.1132]

Been waiting for this

[@kostiqueify]

"My five women that will soon conquer all the cannibal wasteland" Six women standing on the screen.

[@aleksk1978]

Issa harem

[@kapjoteh]

It’s simple. The stronger women simply eat the weakest woman.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

One of them is hiding a secret weapon.

[@ToadTheFox]

@@Daniel_Lancelin yeah one is packing heat

[@franz.francisco]

@@ToadTheFox packing meat

[@jdowg457]

“Very narrative driven” aka ramblings of a man who cannot separate his game from reality

[@cassiiidmn]

god tier bait

[@shgds]

@@cassiiidmn shit tier bait but only because every one ironically shits on sam so much every one thinks all the shootings are irony of sam shit

[@cassiiidmn]

@@shgds fair enough

[@egeerdem8272]

and we wouldn't have it any other way

[@stevendobrzynski1655]

Love how there are now 2 Kenshi series by General Sam about taking over the Cannibal Plains that will never be finished

[@GaKoPop]

Sam's appears to be close to going out for milk and never coming back and if it means more Kenshi we should all support it

[@Fish_King]

He would never. He risks never being laid again if that happens.

[@chocolatemonkeyballs9995]

@@Fish_King i would lay him🥸

[@plumpo4047]

@@chocolatemonkeyballs9995 emergency poon

[@beetlepimp4777]

@@plumpo4047 uncle kooch. The best kind

[@AngryAlfonse]

"We need milk." "BUT DAD WE HAVE MILK" "We need more milk." "DAD IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE FRIDGE" "I'll be right. Back."

[@williamglass2223]

I hate to break it to you Sam, but there are no friends in a cannibalistic society. Just snacks for later.

[@CasualSteamGamer]

Sam: My five women.... >Clearly shows 6 women

[@sithis36]

I was looking for this comment

[@TalkingPickles]

Unless one ain’t a woman. If you know you know.

[@Dark0neone]

@@TalkingPickles you gotta have a seed bank.

[@illyasvielvoneinzbern5570]

One year later, still waiting...The production value of the next episode had better be mind blowing...

[@glossyplane542]

he posted a thing on his second channel about how the big epic final conquest against the cannibals was really really disappointing and was over in like 1 second

[@illyasvielvoneinzbern5570]

@@glossyplane542 Yeah, I saw it awhile ago. My disappointment was immeasurable and the rest of my year is ruined.

[@frds_skce]

Welcome back. Sam uploaded another Kenshi video, with excellent in-depth cinematography about Kenshi's lore and its gameplay

[@illyasvielvoneinzbern5570]

@@frds_skce Man, the timing of me being brought to this old post is impeccable. Idk why Sams stuff hasn’t been appearing for me on my feed. Ever since the hiking trip I haven’t gotten notifications and have to check his channel every few days if I want to see his stuff anymore.

[@Deathwept]

here a year after this, and waiting with ya fam lol.

[@FlamingAtheist]

I love seeing that every single person plays kenshi in a completely different way with a different plan and different goals. It makes every video great to watch

[@FirstLast-bv9tm]

Jippy music ✔️ Sam bitching about his wife ✔️ Hair small and forehead huge ✔️ Automated head slobber ✔️ Oh yeah this is a General video

[@thegreatkhan3191]

Hair small

[@mrrage151]

Song name?

[@Rich.Raptor]

whats the intro song?

[@Gamescharles]

@@Rich.Raptor let me know when you find it

[@beetlepimp4777]

“Humble beginnings, My five warrior women” 6 behemoths standing*

[@connahjones8178]

One identified as a man, or sam cannot count

[@seb9995]

The way Sam talks about his wife makes me think that he's inches away from turning into Jack Nicholson from the Shining.

[@thekraken1909]

All work and no play makes Sam a dull boy

[@dknf4036]

HEERREEEESSS SAMMY!

[@grief6052]

Dont let that shit fool you this fucker is a good husband and father somehow

[@SoakieCat]

@@grief6052 Honestly I feel like he actually really is, I feel like how he appears on youtube and stream is a façade

[@grief6052]

@@SoakieCat nah he is definitely, I remember a small clip on a video tthat he snuck in where he’s playing with his daughter it was adorable as fuck

[@kobi399]

To be continued. and he never made a kenshi video ever again.

[@tyylit]

"now that i know they have hierarchy and a culture. i can disrupt that" thats too real for me

[@Litomatoma]

Bussin respectfully

[@vinny5638]

SHEEESH

[@JudeOhHecc]

SHAHSHSHHAHSHSEHEHEHHEEEESHHEASHSHSHSHHH

[@beast2545]

Holy fuck I watched u 2 years ago and haven’t seen u once until now. wow

[@justanother9764]

@@beast2545 same lol

[@leehrvyoswld]

On God, on God.

[@jimthompson5844]

Holy shit, I can’t believe Sam came back to this game, I guess he really was just getting Cigs after all. Cant wait for him to give up all hope and go back to the robots. Edit he went back to the robots

[@wabajack8250]

What game is it

[@jimthompson5844]

@@wabajack8250 Kensi

[@Fat_xeno]

@@wabajack8250 kenshi

[@leonmikeson2313]

"I am fed up with politics! Had enough, see!" - me the past 6 years

[@GeneralSam]

ISRAEL OR PALESTINE?

[@Crazymoniker]

@@GeneralSam Neither. Retake the Holy Land.

[@theodoresmith7452]

@@GeneralSam Why not both🤷

[@PJ3721]

@@GeneralSam No, GENOCIDE

[@GrungogamingXx]

@@GeneralSam PISSREAL OR POOPISTINE

[@justsomerando6551]

"I'm an unlovable sack of human regret" strange explanation for content shift.

[@jackp492]

"How do smaller forces overcome established kingdoms" c'mon sam I thought you guys wrote the book on that and you didn't even give it a mention

[@PotentialHistory]

Goddamn, I wish I could actually come up with good thumbnails like that. Daddy continues to show how shit I am at this business compared to his genius again and again.

[@griffithdidnothingwrong77]

Ur my daddy potential history keep that good shis coming

[@StuGLyfe]

Oh hey, it's the guy.

[@xNeonTacos]

I was not expecting you here among the rest of us filth lol

[@PotentialHistory]

@@griffithdidnothingwrong77 Thank you son

[@landfish8039]

I was not expecting to learn his next videos upload date in an general Sam comment section

[@swampy7139]

4:05 "my five women" and this is why Sam does KZbin for a living instead of having a real job

[@Jack-vs5sv]

I hoped I wasn’t the only one who noticed

[@coolghoul8515]

I think one of them was a guy

[@ragedgrunt]

it's really funny how non effective his teeth "farm" is, like he could seriously make more money by just having them mine copper and that's the best part

[@dongordon2754]

If he dang ol' trafficked drugs man I'll tell you what, he'd be making dang ol' boatloads of cocaine money man tell you what

[@ragedgrunt]

@@mattg5507 I would like to give him that much credit, however the past has said otherwise

[@elLocodelsubte]

i have been following for 6 years, finally a good video.

[@blacktemplar5970]

When that dude at the end was saying... "I'm fed up with politics, had enough. See?!!" I felt that 😢

[@amesrupnick464]

I was just watching the 10 hours a slave one, got a notification, and was like “oh, okay, was doing that anyway”

[@hovokovo5570]

I was watching fp dark souls

[@chrisb5005]

In Australia, we had a red moon lunar event not that long ago. I looked up in the sky last night and I thought it had happened again, but it turns out I was just seeing your massive, red forehead.

[@scoobert2074]

So that’s what it was

[@rschmidt93]

That was the greatest long winded forehead burn

[@Rudipu]

Can't wait for the Kenshi series to start again 🙂

[@theresnoi9792]

the one time an intro has truly hyped me up. I NEED MORE KENSHI!

[@youknowitsbosko2146]

Sam - *enjoying games with his friends* Viewers - "and I took that personally"

[@colderrr8782]

we just don’t wanna see him having fun that’s it

[@SirDankleberry]

When Kenshi becomes multiplayer then he can play with his friends.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

Kenshi has f*cked up my day more than once, much appreciated

[@chocolatemonkeyballs9995]

Is kenshi fun?

[@BrUh-dz7wp]

@@chocolatemonkeyballs9995 depends on your definition of fun (yeah.)

[@chocolatemonkeyballs9995]

@@BrUh-dz7wp good to know. I don’t have a pc, however I do like challenging games. Do you have a pc?

[@clearsky4042]

@@chocolatemonkeyballs9995 yes its very fun and very challenging. its even better with a few mods

[@chocolatemonkeyballs9995]

@@clearsky4042 oh wow that is a lot of hours, I cannot play a lot because of school. I like to watch rimworld, is it like rimworld in a way? (Colony system).

[@ThumbDestruction]

Sam owning a Peloton is the most wild thing in this video.

[@Arsonist_Xpert]

If you watched the podcast you'd know already

[@gloverelaxis]

it's completely fucking insane. the people who are supposed to buy an exercise bike with a screen attached to it and the price jacked up through the roof are bourgeois liberals who do nothing productive and for whom money means nothing, not- ...oh.

[@Mapleaple]

You NAILED IT. just like how you made the other ones.

[@thediaman3815]

hes been gone for over a year, but now with this new Kenshi vid, sam is back and better than ever.

[@Onbizzle]

"My five women who will conquer all of the cannibal wasteland." There's six women on screen

[@comradestalin1211]

Libtard destroyed

[@mirceazaharia2094]

One of them has a female P E N I S.

[@andan2293]

One of them identifies as an attack helicopter

[@grape8693]

“I’ve been waiting for more of this content for so long” - Jesus

[@eska6593]

He never said that

[@jellybeans2707]

@@eska6593 show me a picture where jesus says that he didn't say it

[@grape8693]

@@jellybeans2707 exactlyyyyy

[@kriek9222]

No way, he released a kenshi video

[@RelicOfTheClassics]

If we don't get a conclusion to the kenshi series AGAIN I'm gonna fkn SCREAM. Not anywhere in particular, just in general, often, and loudly

[@anappleiam4214]

Dude I've watched this vid a few times over, and I've come to the conclusion that Sam is just Dutch from RDR2. He just keeps leading people astray

[@pabloescolar_]

4:03 Sam's a special boy, working with numbers isn't his strong suit

[@sharpices.5807]

Ironic

[@TokeyBear420]

When you said 7 IRL hours later.... I felt that. This game can be crazy fun but the grind rivals oldschool runescape.

[@ryman1933]

"I've become literate" but also failed at counting how many women there are only seconds earlier at 4:00

[@ryman1933]

@BigToesMan fair point

[@littlemac1735]

I like to imagine Sam’s kids growing up to discover all their dads atrocities on the internet

[@dr.strangelove6118]

Some kenshi story ideas.. 1) creating a team of short waifus to overthrow the United cities 2) having a squad of only hivers and establish a new drone hive. Target enemy queens including fogmen 3) do a solo run and make the ultimate character

[@SamasakiXBL]

Your storytelling and editing style + Kenshi = pure entertainment This is why most likely the rest of us don't watch any other kenshi content

[@hisammy3969]

Check out ambiguousamphibians kenshi torso squad series. You won’t be disappointed

[@SamasakiXBL]

@@hisammy3969 thanks for the tip, I'll check em out 🙂

[@hisammy3969]

@@SamasakiXBL 😊

[@Aidez]

I like using the word "came out" to represent when your kids birthday is. Kids are just a really shitty multiplayer experience

[@Beunibster]

It's free DLC that shows up if you put enough in

[@clapperhero]

Sam I can’t lie. This is so refreshing. Reminds of when I first discovered your channel years back. Please do this more

[@yagmi6182]

the way sam talked about his kids is like a game lol. the second one "came out" in january. i assume he calls the 9 month pregnancy his pre order too XD

[@Fbcos221]

Kenshi's back? Then baby, so am I Jk, I never left

[@Kalidann]

The key is to train one fast sneaky archer, and use them to treasure hunt ruins. Very expensive loot, you can fund pretty much whatever you want after you raid a few

[@saintpoli6800]

Wasn’t expecting this game again, but I’m not complaining.

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

You finally Stop building a relationship with your wife's boyfriend's kids and stepped up

[@weebaker]

Can we just appreciate how well jippy does with this music? That shit is butter every time.

[@trentphillips273]

I got an ad for wisdom teeth extraction before this

[@grimreefer9324]

Finally the mystery as to why there wasn’t any Kenshi is revealed This and the fact that Sam knows we weren’t ready until now

[@Rem694u2]

In this game your characters are like Saiyans from Dragonball Z. Every time you get your ass kicked and experience near death you get a zenkai boost and get way stronger. lol

[@VoreTechz1985]

lol pretty much

[@Skrumpel]

The madman did it. After confirming he *wouldn't* he's like an abusive dad who wakes up from his alchohol ridden mind to teach you a life lesson. Then takes a sip of whiskey and beats you again.

[@BodilyFunction]

I love watching you play kenshi, I’m glad you’ve brought it back even if only for a little while.

[@danielclark1859]

“the more you get your ass beat, the stronger you are” Words of wisdom for Kenshi noobs

[@pdake1]

It's him the only guy who makes consistently funny vids and watchable podcasts.

[@johnbohnamchester7468]

Wheres the funny content i havent heard anything funny from him in years

[@prestonnichols195]

@@johnbohnamchester7468 epic contrarian opinion 😎

[@Not_An_Enemy]

Holy fuck, more Kenshi? I had given up on seeing more of this. Thanks Sam.

[@caidynwastaken]

Sam I'm gonna be real, you're turning into the Adam Sandler of youtube

[@GeneralSam]

I fucking hate Adam sandler

[@dragonsplayhouse]

@@GeneralSam we all do which is exactly why we love him

[@Jordan-im9jr]

@@GeneralSam yea but u are adem sedler but coler

[@FudTron5000]

Protip Take off your boots while in black city so your feet melt off, and then replace them by the near by robotics vendor

[@nanoqht285]

I rewatched all your kenshi videos yesterday, and you made me start playing kenshi. I now have 300 hours on it. More kenshi.

[@bigdomkook]

300 hours in one day? What, did you only flip through the help pages?

[@nanoqht285]

@@bigdomkook Nah, I already had 274 hours on it.

[@DONKINDONUTS]

Started relying on his friends... and Aqua.

[@dubblejumpchump]

Aqua was his downfall

[@ChromePyramid]

Somehow I knew he'd abuse the recruit anyone mod. Pro tip: Fastest way to make a strong character would be wanderer start with a skeleton run to the nearest hive village (top of Vain) wait around or kite a beak thing in let the hivers down it then throw it in one of the beds in the prosthetic shop and punch it for a few days before you know it you'll have a really high martial arts stat then just train strength afterwards for higher damage (don't do it before or training will take longer) and train dodge by dodging something that's already hurt and unlikely to hit you much.

[@Scrambles7]

Oh boy here we go again

[@AbstractDucky]

I enjoy everything you make dude, you a personality that I do not grow tired of. Make what ever videos you want.

[@shipwrecker37]

The first minutes of this are so down to earth it's honestly refreshing. Love your work Sam!

[@paralegalparaplegic8177]

I thought i was the only one feeling that sams videos changed lol when he made the crush wrap vídeo

[@marcusgreer7331]

Didn’t expect this absolute heater of a fastball video. My man sam

[@buck7943]

finally a game where your worth is based on how long you can survive without legs and arms

[@samuelsosa8323]

11:40 Is one of the Funniest analogies I’ve ever heard lol

[@MongoLikeBeer]

God damn the combover vibes were intense with this one

[@TylerSmith-gy8ys]

I literally couldnt click fast enough when I saw a potential General Sam Kenshi video

[@williambanack8785]

Kenshi is back!

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Our lord and local laughing stock has returned with Kenshi, dreams of divorce and disappointment This is the highlight of my day

[@PhilTruthborne]

I fucking lost it when the dust king just went "aight imma head out"

[@ethanreed9899]

The shekelstein saga will forever be the ultimate general Sam creation

[@Mr_Exactly]

he didn’t fall apart at kids, he fell apart at Aqua

[@Maceman486]

I hope he goes after the bugmaster next. That would be hilarious to watch. It's essentially like trying to assault Klendathu in Starship Troopers.

[@nosignal4874]

We now know more about Sams house layout. Time to do some research myself.

[@baguette7851]

Did you make your own profile pic?

[@nosignal4874]

@@baguette7851 I did not no.

[@thebigcheese7849]

19:46 when homie just runs outta there is a gem 👌

[@goman2650]

yo mr sam i know its been actually like over a year and you probably don't have this kenshi save anymore, but I would enjoy watching these hunky cannibal women take over the cannibal plains once and for all