Empire Total War The Ottoman Experience

All I wanted to do was chill as the ottomans in total war and then got decked on by every homie in the world. The song at the end is ceddin deden

[@Saygex45]

As someone who was kidnapped by an Ottoman press gang when I was 11 years old I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[@Dino_Stan]

It was based on a true story

[@idontlikerome2744]

Homie became a Janissary

[@DustyPazner]

Dinostan sending his Turkish spy to literally be the only Turkish guy in Europe expecting him not the get caught.

[@Dino_Stan]

He's on a mission

[@reallyFrogman]

Average Great Britain player: "I am playing as Great Britain because they start with a lot of terriitories and good units." Average Ottoman Empire player: "The sultan needs me, he spoke to me in a dream."

[@Dino_Stan]

I saw him call to me

[@malice9830]

Can they do execution moves

[@idontlikerome2744]

Got to heal the sick man and reminds him of past glories

[@joefalko3756]

My favorite part of the Ottoman experience is guessing which dude is your General because the entire bodyguard unit dresses THE EXACT SAME, your bodyguard unit will be wrecking shit and then one dude on the edge goes down and then all of a sudden “our general lies slain upon the battlefield” and you lose the battle

[@Dino_Stan]

I thought I was crazy but yeah they're all the same lmfao

[@Rynewulf]

The solution is to bring more organ guns

[@Bubinni]

Dino's throat singing is iconic.

[@Dino_Stan]

I do it for the homies

[@mozeyad4573]

10:20 The guy killed 16 czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator.

[@notgoddhoward5972]

Field Marshal He was an interior decorator. He killed 15 chechenoslovenians

[@Dino_Stan]

His house looked like ****

[@soviet_tank_lover]

Ah yes, the true Ottoman Experience is when everyone and their grandmother tries to stop your sigma grindset of arming all your people with swords.

[@Dino_Stan]

The people demand swords

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

Its true im people

[@sputtucus8841]

Had to pull an all nighter and was rewarded with yet another 10/10 dino stan video

[@Dino_Stan]

Hope it wasn't too bad of an all nighter

[@xWallen]

woah.. the sultan needs me? right away mustafa ii sir..

[@Dino_Stan]

I gotta become a janissary right now!

[@temblorjamesronald9427]

Man, Season 3 of Rise of the Ottoman sure does come quick and based as always

[@Dino_Stan]

Secret leak of season 3 only for true ottomans

[@Erdominant]

the phrase ''no prisoners, the sultan wants'' lives rent free in my head now since i can imagine turkish yoda saying that looking at the battle

[@Dino_Stan]

he will lead us to greatness

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

Être fort comme un Turc (‘to be strong like a turk’): This expression originates in the 15th century when the Turks had a reputation for being strong, almost unbeatable warriors due to their numerous victories. At the time, the Ottoman Empire ruled large parts of south-east Europe, north Africa and western Asia. It is said that François I, King of France, was gifted Turkish armour by Suleiman the Magnificent (the tenth and most famous sultan of the Ottoman Empire) during their alliance. When he wore it, he is said to have exclaimed: “Here I am now, strong as a Turk!”.

[@Dino_Stan]

Blessed lore

[@ShahjahanMasood]

That is very wholesome

[@lestergreen7006]

my favorite thing to do playing the ottomans was to make my scholars steal everyone’s technology. made me feel like a goblin. 10/10

[@Dino_Stan]

Goblin maxing is necessary

[@user-cu3jk6qx5w]

My favourite part of any Dino Stan video is when he does the funny voices

[@Dino_Stan]

Will do more 😎

[@Sillytommysadventure]

@@Dino_Stan the whole video then

[@fletaun]

Bro on full total war binge and i support this

[@Dino_Stan]

I got some other games planned, bit enjoying total war

[@ryantjonesjr]

Empire Total War is one of the games of all time.

[@goodbanter4427]

Ottomans get infinite money once you've upgraded all villages

[@Dino_Stan]

Infinite money glitch

[@raptorbrotherhood766]

This video is too haunted, I’m never visiting the Ottoman Empire or else I will get stabbed by the ghosts

[@Dino_Stan]

They really are too scary 4 me

[@Rynewulf]

Ah heck yeah, best faction in Empire

[@sheeparebaaad]

Gotta love some cowboy wisdom.

[@lanleskovec8697]

Man can't wait for austria gaming experience, unless it has been done before, can't remember

[@Dino_Stan]

It can happen 😎

[@wolkrieth2394]

The Ottomans offer a unique campaign, one that is both fun and agonizing. I have their units, but I love their struggle. If anyone know any mods that significantly improve the unit rosters I'd love to hear it.

[@Dino_Stan]

They might be improved in the empire total war 2 mod

[@CT--ox2iu]

Just what I need before work, Dino always delivers

[@Dino_Stan]

Hope it goes well king

[@notaspy3099]

The yoda part caught me off gaurd

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

Good morning Dinoman how’s it going. Loved the love story between the Ottoman and Venitian better love story than twilight

[@Dino_Stan]

It belongs on film

[@COOLUKGAMER]

Never thought that I'd see a new upload while at work

[@Dino_Stan]

Have fun at work homie 🤝

[@COOLUKGAMER]

@@Dino_Stan love the content bro, keep it up!

[@emrecanarduc4378]

Mehmet I am proud of you Masallah !

[@balintvasvari7573]

My favourite faction in Empire, great video my Sultan

[@Dino_Stan]

Thank you my king

[@miguelcamacho4595]

Great soprano’s reference 👌🏼🥃

[@Dino_Stan]

I had to do it

[@chuckjones3119]

so many great lines throughout, but none can top "pew pew".

[@Dino_Stan]

Simplicity always prevails

[@Beige77]

Damn thats a good impression of katibim with throat singing!

[@Dino_Stan]

Thanks king, I had to larp as hard as I could

[@ctdaniels7049]

I thought this was a video from early KZbin but nah, it's from two weeks ago, Dino's just built different.

[@Dino_Stan]

I'm keepin my first steam game alive

[@Nurwl]

Hey man great video keep it up

[@Dino_Stan]

Thanks king

[@kingofmadness6834]

Back capping is always the best bit 😀

[@Dino_Stan]

the ai always crazy

[@LordEdmund1973]

Not changing out your terrible starting ministers in an Ottoman game is a Yoghurt Male level grindset

[@Dino_Stan]

They were appointed by God, I cannot fire them and fight for the Sultan at the same time.

[@xpqzl2551]

6:42 the russian ai is just trying to historically larp by scorch earthing the country clearly

[@Dino_Stan]

They're roleplaying

[@Hell_O7]

I imagine they go "man, people really hate Empire Total War. Must've been because of the quality victory cutscenes, we should cut that from the next game." I get that they focus their efforts elsewhere, but surely it can be made at least as good as this.

[@Dino_Stan]

The cutscenes are so cool

[@koob1413]

I think the music at the end is "Ottoman Ambient - Ceddin Deden (Civilization 6 OST)".

[@Dino_Stan]

Yeah it is, its a very nice rendition

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

THE TURKS AND THE WEST. Europe stood in awe of the Ottomans who crushed many states and conquered vast territories, going, as all patriotic Turks will proudly point out, "all the way to the gates of Vienna." European literature is replete with the depictions of the Turk as the hated enemy. The English often thought of the Turk as awe-inspiring and destructive. Thomas Fuller wrote in The Holy Warre (1639): "The Turkish Empire is the greatest... the sun ever saw. ...Grass springeth not where the grand signior's horse setteth his foot."

[@Rifqiethehero]

💪💪💪

[@blackchibisan8116]

He said, “close shut the jaws of oblivion”. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it’s nothing

[@Dino_Stan]

Very curious

[@commanderdodo8622]

mashallah

[@Dino_Stan]

🙏

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

Kaan Özdil in thumbnail😂

[@Dino_Stan]

His tiktoks are great

[@nsawatchlistbait289]

Didn't expect the lolololololololololol

[@delichte101]

Dino ThataTurk

[@tonythesopranos5310]

I think due to the rushed development, and so many unimplemented ideas in empire total war it causes a feeling of uncomfortableness. You feel like there should be more - game - but there's just not, just a husk. It's the video game uncanny valley.

[@Dino_Stan]

A graveyard of unfinished game mechanics

[@LowryYT]

4:51 beautiful khoomei

[@Dino_Stan]

thanks king

[@thescorpion2758]

Dinostan my beloved

[@Dino_Stan]

🤠

[@marin6452]

spunchpop? spunchpop smoking shisha? WTF

[@Dino_Stan]

It's real

[@makmixerbeast]

Suleiman sullied the man.... By killing him.

[@Dino_Stan]

He was real for that

[@malice9830]

Can't wait to get my rapid dual lvl3 ryzen5 5600 so I can play every total war games

[@Dino_Stan]

Hope you have fun king

[@malice9830]

@@Dino_Stan I been dreaming of it bro but real question is how much do these total war games cost on steam?

[@Dino_Stan]

They cost a bit, but you gotta wait for a sale. Rome 2 can go for like 15 dollars and empire for like 5.

[@Sovietube]

Pikemen only when

[@Dino_Stan]

Curious idea

[@LoganAntonick]

The Ottomans would be no match for a Dinostan Rupert's Land world conquest in CK III, inshallah

[@Dino_Stan]

This is a fact many do not see

[@Hell_O7]

Still can't tell if game's pretty good or kinda suck. Ottoman do got some nice drip though. Victory cutscene seems like one of the best I've seen too, even if still no full screen or anything like that.

[@Rynewulf]

Janky. Its a eurojank indie total war clone that only sort of works, except Creative Assembly really did make it. I say all this with fondness

[@Dino_Stan]

My honest opinion is I think they were too ambitious. When the game first came out I was blown away by it, but now it had aged kinda bad.

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

So this is what duck season looks like in the Ottoman Empire……. I wonder what Turkey season looks like……..?

[@Dino_Stan]

*gulp*

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

@@Dino_Stan this is an S tier video well done sir

[@DotDotDot0272]

You should play my favourite Total War Empire mod again soon: Total War Shogun II, Fall of the Samurai

[@Dino_Stan]

It's my fav total war game tbh

[@nubnubdubdeh]

Greece did not like this

[@veronaxd1439]

W dinostan (the sultan of 10 dollars)

[@Dino_Stan]

Peak ottoman empire wealth

[@mountaingeneral]

I had a kebab while watching this

[@Dino_Stan]

Now I want one too

[@cenk2704]

Guns? Dont need one when you got curved sword

[@Dino_Stan]

*Curved swords*

[@ryanrusch3976]

Also, i'm unhappy, yet again I thought a youtuber was significantly older or younger than me and then turn out to be a very similar age.

[@Dino_Stan]

We have a shared gaming experience 😎

[@tonig.1546]

Ever thought about playing the Ultimate Darthmod for Empire TW ?

[@Dino_Stan]

I will probably play them, I just like to film janky base game atm

[@djtidal8740]

Stop making me want to buy empire total war

[@Dino_Stan]

I'd recommend it on sale, might be too janky at full price lmfao

[@Archibald1705]

What happens if you don't actually do the things by 1750 does the campaign and I can you keep going?

[@Dino_Stan]

Yee you can, also this was short campaign. There's a longer one 😎

[@farkamurenkamp1379]

1:39 Indistan

[@Dino_Stan]

An ancient warlord possessed my body there

[@doughboy_3125]

So the reason everyone hates you is that in the base game there's a bug that gives you negative relations with other factions for not just razing cities but also occupying them. The more cities you take the more they will hate you, it's pretty annoying and it happens every campaign. There's a way to fix it by going into the game scripts and changing a value, but I am not a lawyer and you shouldn't follow my legal advice thank you

[@Dino_Stan]

Thank you for the info lmao this game always surprises me

[@InsomniacTC]

Inshallah!!! Another wonderous jihad for the rights to host the cricket world championship. A real mans game

[@Dino_Stan]

A game for men

[@Mehow80]

Lol did you pronounce anecdote like ane-toad.

[@Dino_Stan]

Maybe 😎

[@zackrodriguez6653]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[@mozeyad4573]

how many hours did that campaign take to finish?

[@Dino_Stan]

I think about 8 mainly because I had to fight every other turn

[@nicholasbaca8065]

Turks really made an empire out of canons, horses, christians, harems, funny hats, and pirates. By Allah they fell off.

[@matthewpreston28]

Pro russian move

[@cobrazrt6006]

where are the australians when you need them?

[@Dino_Stan]

They got lost I think

[@raccoon2058]

More 20 minute videos

[@Dino_Stan]

It can happen 😎

[@nubnubdubdeh]

Ottomid empire ;-; Where the French at

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

Être fort comme un Turc (‘to be strong like a turk’): This expression originates in the 15th century when the Turks had a reputation for being strong, almost unbeatable warriors due to their numerous victories. At the time, the Ottoman Empire ruled large parts of south-east Europe, north Africa and western Asia. It is said that François I, King of France, was gifted Turkish armour by Suleiman the Magnificent (the tenth and most famous sultan of the Ottoman Empire) during their alliance. When he wore it, he is said to have exclaimed: “Here I am now, strong as a Turk!”.

[@Dino_Stan]

They were chillin after my French video

[@randomguy6152]

rome but islam