Empires 2 - Ep.31 - Let's go to the Beach!

[@morganhayes5503]

The goblin children being reskinned eggs explains the dont yeet the child rule from the last episode.

[@SkSkNutella]

fWhip probably needs a “don’t eat the child” rule also **cough** OLI **cough**

[@birdalotl]

@@SkSkNutella Oli is a cannibal? 😭

[@Nioureux]

@@birdalotl Only if Oli's a goblin.

[@olivebwu7285]

@@birdalotl considering that he is a menace to society, maybe- but he’s most certainly a monster for eating a cake with a goblin child still alive inside 😅

[@SkSkNutella]

@@birdalotl in one of Oli’s streams he made Gunk III into a cake IN FRONT of Shelby AND fWhip.

[@MyDearMuse]

Scott just casually saying 'oh mine hatched' is just hilarious

[@shroo_3933]

Ikr, for no reason

[@sunny_sun101]

What time was it??

[@Amelia.0]

​@♡•Sunłight_playz•♡ it was at the start and at some time In The video but idk the time

[@Kotik-zp5tx]

@@sunny_sun101 14:21

[@k0foku]

@@sunny_sun101 14:21

[@oliveravenstrike8578]

Empires Scott has tattoos, ARTISTS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[@keab42]

Are they the source of his magic vision?

[@NeoTheCashier]

@@keab42 OMG YESSS

[@Amy-qk6ll]

They're already working on it lol. After Scott denounced the long haired fanart in front of everyone on stream I went and looked at the fanart to make myself feel better. All I can say is that they ran with it lol.

[@dice4968]

Yes yes

[@raven_raven2727]

@@keab42 Hold up I kinda forgot - what magic vision does he have again?

[@yasminecoldside5028]

"Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom" Okay Scott alright-

[@GIVEMEHANDLE]

That line left me flabbergasted

[@arrenstryke750]

Yeh Scott’s really flirty this season

[@rocketshipwonder07]

i had to pause to have a think i thought i imsgined it

[@Nicole_12e3]

Wait... is sausage cheating on Joel?!

[@quietcapybara1216]

I thought I’d missed something, but no. Just Scott being Scott.

[@TellyKNetic]

Scott mocking fwhip is my new favorite thing.

[@shondacasselman1979]

Ikr that was freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[@Leafy_Eevee]

he sounded genuinely upset at the 'your bad at stealing' comment 😂

[@Natalie-nk6gu]

@@Leafy_Eevee For real, I actually died

[@theimmortalhipster]

“Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom”- Scott Smajor 2023

[@wolfofsummerbreeze]

"Oooh I love a good Sausage. ; )" 14:02

[@gacha_xxtuber]

“Girlbossing the rest of this house” is now one of my favorite lines ever. “What I do have… Is grabby hands!” Is also one of my favorite lines ever. “He’s on his 9th child” IM SORRY WHAT- I can’t with the “i’M fWhIp” bit

[@imilovesbread]

I wholeheartedly agree. 🙃☺ :) =) >:)

[@gacha_xxtuber]

@@imilovesbread :)

[@Amy-qk6ll]

Okay, so I was watching stream when Olly received his child... he kept throwing them, and then he went a little insane on the third one and baked it into a cake. He then offered Fwip to eat the cake and then when Fwip politely declined, Olly ate the cake in front of him. After that it was mostly mishaps that you would expect from Olly, but my god... the children.

[@gacha_xxtuber]

@@Amy-qk6ll I- HE ATE A CHILD?!

[@Amy-qk6ll]

@@gacha_xxtuber Yes, it was horrible. Fwip saw an ear inside the cake... it was grotesque.

[@willaco666]

scott's gonna put his child on the furthest shelf and hide it away like the rest of his problems. what an amazing father !

[@Toast_buddy]

Yup that sound like him.😂😊

[@Genderfluidclown]

"Why is there two shirtless men in my lagoon!?!" god I love this series

[@luckier1033]

It somehow just feels right that Scott has tattoos in this series. It suits the character. I fee like he was either dared by one of his old friends or somebody from a bar told him to and he agreed.

[@crechi_themelodramatic]

What Fwip said: "You're a good person so you don't think of stealing." What Scott heard:"You're a 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 thief."

[@caitlyn5834]

The child’s just in his furry arc. Like Joel!

[@evelynramos3066]

Yeah the child is in a fursuit

[@__dumpsterfiree]

HELP 💀

[@evelynramos3066]

@@__dumpsterfiree I can't help you am a furry my self am sorry **dies**

[@FoxalotlVids]

17:19 What did he say? 'Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom.' hu?! 👀👀👀 also them just flirting is my serotonin for the day- 💀

[@itspaddles9063]

‘Let’s got the beach’ is my favourite title yet, made me sob

[@starfall171]

'Let's got the beach' is an amazing title

[@ollie_sharpshooter]

im not the only one who notised💀

[@MythicalLoaf]

very inspirational

[@pennymeadows8670]

I saw it and went, yes! I need this!

[@gacha_xxtuber]

Fudge yeah.

[@L1lGoober]

17:17 "Speaking of sausage we need to work on our bedroom" I didn't expect that yet I did 💀

[@magnulof]

Mraourrrr!😂

[@Haze-xr9rc]

i mean he did mention skinny dipping together...

[@anivulpes_moon]

Scott as a father again…. Always a great day when Scott upload:) And the interior! He’s so good at building!

[@sociallyo_oawkward]

When he talks about what he's building I don't even listen, I just watch the magic turn an empty room into a Smajor qualified home.

[@Dandygirl_94]

I'm sorry, again? Who was his first child?

[@fancypinkkk]

@@Dandygirl_94 you got me curious to 😭

[@anivulpes_moon]

@@Dandygirl_94 In UHC+ he could spawn Baby Zombies, and he called them his children :)

[@sociallyo_oawkward]

@@anivulpes_moon Unfortunately, UHC Smajor went to get the milk.

[@WeekendViibes]

i can already tell tumblr’s gonna go crazy over the shirtless skins

[@smokeandshadows1943]

Scott the DIY, Baby Hatching, InteriorDecorator certainly has a nice ring to it

[@flxwer_patch]

I just love how Scott mocked Fwhip. The "Would you Fwhip?" At the end of his mocking was great. Also, another wonderful video Scott! :)

[@flxwer_patch]

@trvthxx Lol

[@kathywaitegracie2122]

"Why are there two shirtless men in my lagoon?!?" I cant 🤣🤣🤣

[@TopOceanKitty_Gacha]

I feel like character Jimmy is the gayest straight person in minecraft 😂

[@kathywaitegracie2122]

@@TopOceanKitty_Gacha XD

[@dippenink]

Scott being legitimately sassy pissed just makes my day

[@urwakhan9870]

I love the way how Scott was mocking fwhip *I’m fwhip and you are really bad at stealing 😂 That just cracked me up

[@HydraNara15]

SCOTT BROKE THROUGH THE MAGIC BARRIER THAT KEEPS NON-GOBLINS AWAY FROM THE GOLD! Either he doesn't realize he's breaking lore... or he's part goblin!

[@Renbow18]

Scott has described himself as a "material girl." However, material girls dont have kitchens, they order doordash.😂 Also, can i point out that sausage pulled a scar and gave himself abs?

[@azstridstarzz9298]

"Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom." -Scott Smajor 2023, 17:19

[@nainakukillayakrishna6524]

SCOTT NO

[@Mais_Corner12]

12:02 love the empanada chat while there’s people uwu-ing

[@j_5643]

I can’t wait for all of the fanart of Scott mocking fwhip 😂

[@naimac1015]

Scott’s Goblin Child reminds me of many kids that go through a phase that they want to be a princess, cowboy, or astronaut all the time. In this case they put on some chicken pijamas and don’t want to take them off. 😅

[@spn_girl73]

17:19 - "speaking of sausage, we need to work on our bedroom." - Scott Major 2023

[@gabe_itch24]

I’m surprised Scott didn’t steal another child to keep on the table

[@Gracefulii]

My biggest regret is looking at how many episodes Scott had last season.. 39. And with the line “it’s almost done” I feel like season 2 is almost over! It’s been so great so I hope it’s not but by checking now I feels like a count down, I hope we get some more lore before the end, we got SO much last season and a feel like we have only got a few drops this season. Well let’s hope that this season is even longer than last season, I don’t wanna see this incredible empire come to an end! D:

[@Iris_Entity]

Well this world probably also has lore, and I doubt we have hit the climax yet, so I don't think you have to worry about this series ending soon

[@ratxentherat]

as long as in the end of SOMEONE’S video it says something that points towards a 3rd season

[@gifflebunk]

@@Iris_Entity Uh- yeah no it's nearly over. Jimmy said live it's ending "sooner than we think" and Pix confirmed it's going to finish this month. Heck, Katherine has already uploaded her finale. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yeah it's over.

[@Iris_Entity]

@@gifflebunk ah ok, I don't really watch anyone else's videos, so I was making an assumption based off of past information. Thank you for clearing things up

[@Nadia-fd9dc]

"i'M fwHip aND yOu'RE rEalLY BaD aT stEaLiNg BecUz yOu'Re jUst rEaLlY bAD aT tHaT aNd YoU dEfiNiTeLy DiDn'T sTeaL frOm Me bECuZ i WoulD kNow iF yOu tOok mY gOld" -Scott, 2023

[@Th3S1ll13s]

"oh mine hatched" SUCH A NORMAL THING TO HEAR WHEN U CLICK ON A VIDEO

[@1MayoCat]

Scott mocking fwhip was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣 Loved this video as always Scott ❤

[@Kizaco]

Scott and sausage having matching tattoos? I’ve read this before

[@autumnbreeze_official]

For the fridge: you should switch the iron block and the dispencer. It should still be fully functional but it will look better

[@summer_sun_queen]

10:45 just the aditute in that "Would you FWhip?" that was beautifull.

[@UpNorth3390]

Scott: "A beach episode, more likely than you think"! Lol Scott with his one liners crack me up. He's pretty sharp with them and always makes me smile. 💕

[@ranga_channel]

I love hos Scott casually says, "Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom". Scott has that rizz

[@HeartGamer26]

Nothing wrong with a good ol' Beach episode

[@aperson11127]

I love how scott just says "I'll put you on a shelf."!!😂😂

[@kestreldragonicesyth8831]

17:19 I'm sorry- "speaking of sausage we need to work on our bedroom" 💀💀💀 I CANT

[@emcnotsquared7646]

Sausage saying "YOU ATE THE CHILD?!" killed me lol

[@birdalotl]

12:16 “I wanna get nice and moist” -Sausage 2023

[@Charlievhs..1]

I love how fwip was on this entire rant about how oh I would know if you stole for me and you’re such a bad stealer as Scott literally hands fwhip his gold back

[@Emmie22]

I love the subtle "Speaking of sausage we need to work on the bedroom" such a classic scott line 🤣🤣

[@AliceAldridge-i4u]

"Speaking of sausage I need to build my bedroom!" got me dying 17:19

[@aiko6431]

"There's a cod statue...for some reason.." Me: *dies in S1 flashbacks of Jimmy's S1 Empire and rule*

[@TheNoNamePerson]

Scott just casually went through the goblin barrier- as someone who follows Fwhips lore, does that mean that Scott is a goblin???

[@acteerwreck]

I’m sorry what!?!? Your kid hatched? Also first!!!! 3:07. Oh god. I understand now.

[@whymustwefight6878]

Hold up wait a minute

[@The_Rare_Rae]

THE CHILD

[@gacha_xxtuber]

@@The_Rare_Rae “DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!”

[@The_Rare_Rae]

@@gacha_xxtuber xD

[@spooked_glitch]

Scott and Sausage just casually rocking tats, love it

[@kjz1232]

“Speaking of sausage, it’s time to work on my bedroom” wow scott wonderful pandering

[@kessariwolfpack9337]

“Oh Daddy yes!” - Sausage 12:10

[@KaylaThomaswolf]

"I have 10 raw blocks of gold to give him, he never said it had to be mine" Scott I love the way you think... legal loop holes

[@51kittygirl]

I am obsessed with that kitchen ceiling, like I actually want that pattern in my home! So pretty, and it just made the space so bright and airy, may have to search for some dishes, or accessories that are similar! Love how the goblin child became a chicken I did not even consider that when I watched Sausage's video the other day and heard it "hatched"". I thought that maybe was your cheeky way of covering up that you had yeeted the child!

[@royalehatter]

12:11 Everyone ignoring Sausage calling Scott daddy. 😭😭

[@corky4851]

At some point everyone is going to realise that Scott stole from all of them, and then he'll be dead for sure lmao

[@MagicalGirlRose319]

He better sleep with one eye open tonight. The other rulers are gonna come for his kneecaps

[@ungendered_blue4023]

"WHY ARE THERE TWO SHIRTLESS MEN IN MY LAGOON???" is one of my favorite lines ever lmao

[@Ace.of.h3artz]

"I HAVE TURNED THE CHILED INTO A CHICKEN Oh wait that means the child is still alive actually I could work with this" -Scott 2023

[@Mango_TN553]

“I have turned the child into a CHICKEN” -Scott 2023

[@enschnted]

16:24 me not laughing when Timmy throw the goblin child to the air

[@grizzlybears]

i love these longer episodes, the short ones feel so quick.

[@tanukinoodle]

love how everytime jimmy talks about sausage and scott he always mentions they're shirtless WHY ARE THERE SHIRTLESS MEN IN MY LAGOON?!

[@Ace.of.h3artz]

Jimmy:where are your kids Scott:(very calmly) oh mine *hatched* Jimmy: What!?!

[@kironase]

I just realized throughout the whole beach episode, the best buds mural was directly facing them lol imagine having a pool party with two hyperrealistic men looking at you 🤣

[@fate7418]

We thought Gremlin Scott from Witchcraft would be it- little did we know we’d have a Gremlin Scott back on empires- Canonically they’re connected in SOME way since the skull was in Agatha’s secret room though…

[@b-manallmighty415]

Whips rule don't yeet the child Scott"yeet the child and turns into chicken"

[@lunartoons_]

17:19 pardon?? Scott how do you get away with these things you say 😂

[@FrenchhFriessss]

Nice videos as always Scott, keep it up😊

[@RainDropInClouds]

Sausage just saying “Oh! Daddy yes!” Is just so funny to me 😭😂

[@makaylapask4541]

all of the artists watching: "...the things i could draw" scott: ✨beach episode✨

[@makaylapask4541]

tattoo bromance^^ 😅

[@Hunter-is2ny]

@@makaylapask4541 *romance

[@lunanight8145]

not the "speeking of sausage, we need to work on our ✨✨✨bEdROom✨✨✨

[@Intoxicated33]

The goblin child took I identify as a chicken to a other level-

[@cory_and_co]

NO SCOTT, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER WITCH ANGRY

[@TheGabeTree]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@Esra_Nyx-Greece]

Scott casually stealing from everyone and no one thinking it was him

[@Firefly-y4c]

'Speaking of sausage we need to work on our beedroom' HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂

[@ItalianH3art]

Let’s go to the beach beach! That song is stuck in my head

[@ickabug957]

My favorite kitchen design is placing 2 campfires, mine carts on top, and then iron trapdoors on the top of those, and then spruce trapdoors on the sides. Looks nice.

[@rhinoroblox5198]

Sausage: asking scott to go to the beach The chat: uwu UWU uuuwuuuuu uwu That was Oli fwhip jimmy and Shelby and maybe some others

[@CheerfulTurtle143]

“I’M FWHIp aNd YouR rEallY bAd at SteaLing cUz YoUr jUst reaLlY bAd at ThAt aND I wouLd knOw iF yoU toOk mY gOLd” Would you Fwhip?!?! Scott I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheEo9284]

He rlly said "You feeling froggY, Leap!

[@Hundelsa]

Goblins have 3 life stages. Child, chicken and adult 😂

[@RandomPersonHereOnTheInternet]

Yeah! We got the beach!

[@Sleepy_817]

Pats night skinny dipping. Sounds fun! 😂 17:08

[@frn7794]

"Speaking of sausage we need to work on our bedroom" uh huh that totally makes sense Scott

[@Uzu_Bee]

I can't wait to see what this season of empires will become 🎉❤

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Scott's whole character is a theif. You know he's good at stealing when he's told that he is good and he just cannot steal. And he's stolen like 50 things.

[@kailewis8832]

Scott! Are you part goblin? Only goblins can pass the vault barrier after all

[@totallycansleep]

i can smell the fan fiction on it’s way 😭😭😭😭

[@pixelnet_]

I absolutely love this series

[@Anna-rw5n]

A Mediaeval chandelier in the kitchen would look great

[@Lorelai_Di-Angelo]

''Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom'' Excuse me? XD

[@HOVERFLEA]

"Speaking of sausage, we need to work on our bedroom" Sir...😭😭

[@TheJollyWizard]

Scott is gonna end accidentally doing a Lycan

[@TheJollyWizard]

Oh no never mind, the lycan is the sheriff

[@laurarever9464]

"Speaking of sausage let's work on my bedroom" what Scott?

[@PepperThinePig]

“Now speaking of sausage I need to finish my bedroom!” Why is that Scott? HMMMMMHMM?

[@lailapreston4025]

speaking of sausage we need to work on our bedroom SCOTT SCOTT MAKE IT PG

[@Unidya..]

Scott: speaking of sausage, I gotta do my *bedroom* Me: 🤨

[@secretsalamander6619]

I just realized he textured the egg as a child so you could bake a child cake 😂

[@MiriRivera978]

10:46 is definitely my favorite part

[@CrashCrown]

I love this series