Empires 2 - Ep.30 - The Birds & the Bees?!

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[@Error_Akuma_404]

NAME YOU'RE KID SCOTT YOU HAVE TO

[@meegeeweegee]

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[@evelynramos3066]

Hey there a long way down in the comments so good luck

[@evelynramos3066]

YEET THE CHILD

[@evelynramos3066]

YEET THE CHiLD

[@saltymarshmallo]

scott: theres only once thing worse than an embassy. boom. fwhip: *a child* scott: no-

[@ennzzo]

scott playing dad to a goblin baby is NOT something I thought i’d see this season

[@evelynramos3066]

Well Scott be a good dad let's find out

[@PoisenIvYz]

That was unexpected, I was shocked when I saw it 😂

[@BrokenDreamsOfAGlitch]

Expect the unexpected mate

[@SoreiLovesMel]

first qsmp then empires with the children thing, whats next, hermitcraft? lifesteal?

[@Trees...]

​@@SoreiLovesMelqsmps got so much more trauma though, haha.

[@Blu_Ink]

I feel like Fhwip having to put in the "Don't yeet the child" Rule tells me that someone has 100% already yeeted a child or all the Empire Rulers share the same brain cell when it comes to children

[@plushtive]

both

[@pepperbasenji1425]

Fwhip yeeted a child on Jimmy's stream. LoL

[@nightfurywarriorcat8159]

Shubble.

[@junzkuang9305]

Lizzie yeeted her child like 10 times

[@servantbee.]

theyre just retextured eggs, so when you have it in your off hand its not too difficult to just accidentally throw it

[@thegoon3840]

Fwip really saw QSMP’s egg event and went “I can do better”

[@oliveravenstrike8578]

LITERALLY

[@felix_a_fiend]

Nothing is better than Tallulah. She’s precious ❤

[@LunaTheWolf072]

​@@felix_a_fiend Trueee

[@GhostGecko]

LMAOO

[@LadyCristal]

Tallulah feel bonita xd No se ingles, pero conosco a casi todos de el qsmp menos a unos de el lado ingles, recuerdan cuando se estaban peleando wilbur y luzu por la custodia de Tilin? en ese momento la comunidad hispana decreto que sería mejor que wilbur y luzu la criaran jaja, por que es que ellos dos son muy parecido en términos de LORE enserio lo que paso en las elecciones de karmaland 4 a luzu no se olvida gran traición

[@anxious_panda2268]

Scott left in search of a crown, and came back paying CHILD SUPPORT.

[@s_freaks6447]

I’m just imagining Jimmy with the baby. How is he gonna hold that baby in his arms ??😭😂

[@LittleKittyBeans]

he gets crushed by the weight

[@aurawolf4053]

This is pure gold with plenty twist and turns to find the crown. Now having to adopt a child it is so good

[@tylermercado1445]

And I'm sure it's not over yet. Watch as Scott gets paid diamonds from protecting the child, only to find out Fwhip no longer has the crown. I bet Joel or Sausage will get it from him.

[@JavaRivers]

​@Bhavya So did we

[@bellaanguiano7098]

Fwhip’s rule reminds of those high school classes where you have a take care of a robot baby for the semester 💀

[@BrandonVout]

Those babies never make it. In my school, people would go around punching them in the hallways.

[@vst3ral]

When I first saw the title I was like: WhAt? I have to see this! 😨 I also love how Scott had to go on a goose chase for a crown and came back with a baby!

[@tylermercado1445]

And I bet after this is done, he's gonna have to go on another goose chase as someone else will have taken the crown by then. I think either Joel or Sausage will be the next ruler.

[@vst3ral]

Yes! Lol

[@That1MikeDude]

Me too Fr!!!

[@shadow-lx5zs]

The crown moves faster than the speed of light! Love how fwhip just said ‘are you here to collect your child?’ with no explanation!

[@ambercollins542]

I ADORE Chromia. It's so colorful and cute, I wish I could build things as good as he does 😓😓

[@vibeycoolaid]

you can. just start off first by looking at tutorials and then after awhile you’ll get the hang of it be able to build building by yourswlf

[@saraiknowsit]

It takes a lot of practice, and I’m just starting to get a hang on interiors myself, but you can get good at building! Starting by watching tutorials is always a good idea, and taking notes of what builders you like do frequently can be a HUGE help. Looking at the shapes of builds is also really important, I tend to practice outlining build shapes in wool in a creative test world and go from there. Color pallets are also important, but if you want bright colors a good rule is that they should be in points of interest. (The roof, doors, windows, ect.) don’t get discouraged! Getting better at building is like getting better at anything: practice, look at what those more experienced than you are doing, find patterns in techniques, and follow tutorials if you need to. It’s like baking a cake! With time, you’ll nail it, and be able to adjust the recipes to your liking. But when starting out, following instructions can get a a feel for how it works!

[@PaperPossum]

Scott with a goblin child, what will he do? On another note, loving the classic greek myth style tale of hubris. Stealing from the gods? That can only end well, surely :333

[@tylermercado1445]

Well have fun with that, Scott. I'm sure you'll get the crown back eventually. Though I'm sure even after Scott protects the kid long enough to get paid diamonds, Fwhip won't have the crown anymore, and he'll have to go on yet another wild goose chase. Who's gonna have the crown next? I'm thinking either Joel or Sausage.

[@DJ_TamTam]

Sausage said he doesn't want the crown, he'll just be it's protector like in last season

[@ivyart123]

@@DJ_TamTam it would be interesting to see if Sausage ACCIDENTALLY gets the crown even though he doesn't want it, that would be a plot twist

[@ricorommeldumaplin4822]

Fwhip said do not yeet the child even though he and sausage were yeeting a lot of them during Jimmy's stream last night to troll him and also it would be nice if they also give two royal swords to the wearer of the crown just like in Grymms song "two swords"

[@haojiong]

Scott is slowly turning into the British Museum with all the stealing

[@Itz_CyberWolf2005]

Fwhip really said "hey let's make everyone a parrent" 😂😂😂

[@jaclies7628]

According to 9:32 Joel's "Trident" is actually a bow

[@sociallyo_oawkward]

'to achive their own dreams!' But Scotttttt- I like destoying people's dreamsss!

[@kristinwiebold2433]

Now Joel and sausage will have a total and of 3 kids!! Hope their son will be ok with the two goblin half siblings. Lol

[@edwardbuott9270]

Hey Scott/people in the comments, I have a theory/lore idea for Empires Season 1 and I was wondering what you think of it: It's that the powers of Aeor and Exor, after world creation coalesced and became gold ore and deepslate Redstone respectively and that Fwhips Deepslate corruption was Exors original non evil/non corrupted power leaking out, and that the Blood sheep became Blood sheep due to gradually after generations of living near said Redstone and thus in said corruption became tainted by it, and that the reason the Blood sheep were disappearing during Xornoths Reign of terror was because he was using the Blood sheep which were tainted by Exors original power, and corrupting them, turning them into the Mobs he would spawn to torment the members of the server

[@LadyCristal]

@ElizabethAfton_baby yeah Aeor y very import here

[@evelynramos3066]

YEET THE CHILD

[@evelynramos3066]

@Charlie_Emily963 I just hope in the future there gonna be a evil Scott but as a dad

[@evelynramos3066]

@Charlie_Emily963 yeah

[@evelynramos3066]

@Charlie_Emily963 yes

[@Siensapsap]

accidental child acquisition was not a trope a expected to find in this smp

[@EmmaVIL]

I'm sure Scott's day as a Zombie baby father in UCH+ will pay off

[@lilapluschelch6010]

Sooooo, in case you want to name the little one ... There is a green gemstone called Chromian Diopside. Just putting it out there.

[@evelynramos3066]

now I want to find out if Scott is gonna be a good dad

[@davidsworld5837]

no Scott is the mom. fwhip is the dad hehe

[@evelynramos3066]

​@@davidsworld5837oh so Lizzie the ant bc she like a sister to fwip?

[@tranzand]

Father arc?

[@aubreylarge7214]

I definitely did not expect everyone to have to take care of goblin children

[@schoolingexcellence7269]

Scott:now where’s the crown Gem:I don’t have it Katherine does Scott:here is your healing Katherine:I don’t have the crown anymore Scott:what

[@lorakeaton6735]

I honestly can't wait to see the other's reactions to the babies

[@williamwilson1348]

I love how Scott’s character is just a pure cleptomaniac

[@bananaramen7555]

Once fwip doesn’t have the crown anymore, you’ll see flying goblin children all over the server

[@evelynramos3066]

Heheheh flying children

[@The_Mushroom_Frog28]

"Hello thief" says Scott while stealing from everyone

[@ion0057]

just want to point out that joel's "trident" is actually a bow. i have no clue why he made a bow look like a trident when tridents exist

[@coldrain6050]

If I had a penny for every time Scott became a single dad to a non-human baby, I’d have 2 pennies, which isn’t a lot but isn’t it weird that it happened twice.

[@popcornpepper9739]

When was the first time?

[@coldrain6050]

@@popcornpepper9739 it was in his UHC+ series

[@Scorpionczech69]

😂 I love how Chromia is very Colorful and seems to be nice and You Scott is probably the most Evilish Emperor... Steeling trying to murder another Emperoronly for Crown Etc.. Love it truly

[@AlfieCopley-o2o]

I'm just imagining Scott with a real child

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

Watching QSMP and protecting those eggs got me plenty of baby vibes, LMAO Scott being a dad I was not expecting it. 😂

[@timothyn2872]

I spit my coffee out with that opening, a perfect spit take moment lol

[@pixiewings504]

When I heard what Fwhip said in the first few seconds of the video without full context, I was really hoping he was making a reference the movie Labyrinth

[@DahliaInPurple]

Scott finding a gun can only end well.

[@JavaRivers]

I love how Gobland's policy on if your adopted child DIES IN YOUR CARE is you get a new one. Goblins, man 😂

[@saltine.crackerr]

I have a feeling Scott stealing Joel's Trident won't end well

[@Kajaks00n]

At least we know that citizens of gobland "like" fwhip as their ruler cuz where on earth he got those children from

[@whiskercrow]

I love how you made it echoey in Gobland! Really cool!

[@pennymeadows8670]

Scott: "Don't yeet the child!" 😂😂 You're gonna be a great dad Scott

[@parwar22]

With the don't yeet the child thing, I think the goblin baby might just be a retextured throwable item like a snowball

[@evelynramos3066]

YEET THE CHIlD

[@mysticfox9718]

Poor Scott 😆. He went though two laws from Gem and Katherine and no crown! Now he has a goblin baby to take care of 😆

[@samantha1190]

When fwip is no longer king, please yet the goblin child at him. He needs to take custody of his people and not pawn it off

[@daisyrobinson4326]

So just to recap for this season so far: Joel has Hermes with Sausage Joel has Tiny Tom (?) with Jimmy Fwhip has just children everywhere and just made everyone adopt them What happened to this server...

[@denniealienlol]

Also, Joel "had two kids" with Oli, but I don't remember their names

[@Amy-qk6ll]

So, Scott has Fwips child... that wasn't on my bingo card...

[@baebaeschoccymilk]

In season one scott had his elsa moment, and who would've thought in season two scott became a father

[@evelynramos3066]

Best ep ever

[@Trixie_editss]

I see Scott, I click. 👑

[@Cxci113]

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[@R-se]

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[@evelynramos3066]

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[@Hellchaser274]

Fr Fr Fr Fr

[@NathanGaming_]

lol agreed!

[@scamp5000]

So much plot twists and content, I love it. Good luck with the baby. And don't yeet the child as it is always in your left hand and it did grow from the ground.

[@Star_Rainbows]

Fwip's rule just made my day 10x more fun this rule is straight up LOL LOL LOL

[@robinagreer]

Gets mad at Gem for stealing... Then proceeds to steal from everyone else. Lmao

[@TGo-n-Roscoe]

Omg. That goblin child is hilarious.

[@SethRobins189]

Me: at school, checking KZbin. Scott's Video Title: The Birds & The Bees?! Me: (insert spit take)

[@VagueCastle649]

Imagine going all this way for a stolen crown just to end up with a baby. Good stuff.

[@tylermercado1445]

Now imagine returning the baby only to realise Fwhip no longer having the crown, but someone else. Scott would have to track them down, only to have to follow their rule.

[@MagicalGirlRose319]

Scott better sleep with one eye open tonight after taking their things

[@astreas.winter640]

Ngl Lizzie's building blends in really well with chromia

[@bgibson174]

Love the attention to detail when flying in and out of the cave 👏🏼👏🏼

[@christinewhoyt]

feel even worse for Joel. As soon as he had uploaded his last episode the crown was in Katherine's hand then now fwhip.

[@jessicamackay1998]

Do not yeet the child 🤣 That has got to be the best child care instruction ever!

[@Joe8d]

Left with a baby instead of the crown, Scott YOU HAD ONE JOB! 😔

[@tylermercado1445]

Now his job will become even harder, because I'm sure after this is over, somebody else is going to have the crown. He'll pretty much follow their rule and still not retake the crown.

[@divax0x060]

Congratulations your a father 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Raccoon_30396]

Love the series but I just wonder how its going to end

[@dnieto1466]

So many Dads on Empires Season 2 😂

[@cauticaluka4261]

Scott’s like a magpie at this point

[@BrandonVout]

And King fWhip went full cuckoo.

[@AMirrorCat]

There is a line between pg and pg13 and this series dances on it so much

[@Hello_kyoshi]

I need dad Scott and baby goblin fanart now

[@HSR_Addict]

If there is a next season, what do you bet theres gonna be a cherry blossom kingdom?

[@thecrimsonking3823]

Perhaps accidentally yeeting children is a common occurence in Gobland

[@evelynramos3066]

I can comfort people yeet children I yeet one before

[@Hellchaser274]

Excuse me, since when were you a father? WHY IS EVERYONE ON EMPIRES GETTING CHILDREN HELP

[@tylermercado1445]

I'm sure it'll all make since in Fwhip's next Empires video.

[@grimaussiewitch]

God the rules are getting better and better XD

[@ivyart123]

Fwhip made the best and most fun rules in season 1 and season 2! There's even an reward for it

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhooda959]

My my there is now a baby people have to take care with! Great Video by the way.

[@SamBorgman]

"Haggis and welcome back".. I like to think he says that

[@kristinwiebold2433]

Before leaving fwhip, you should have asked what goblin child eats and if it needs diaper changes and what goblin children like since your not a goblin yourself.

[@cindyhargan7844]

Thanks for my morning laugh. What are you going to call your baby? I'd call him Yeet! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Beeba10]

Aww, congrats on the new baby, Scott, I’m sure you’ll be a great father 😂

[@rose-mariedessert3117]

Oh god Currupeted Shelby better take care of hers.

[@rowanpollard]

The Mandalorian in empires

[@Nova_The_Animator]

Ok I was not expecting that -

[@rileyl1315]

I just want to say when I finally do the meet and greet ranking thing Scott, you are going in number one!! I love your content!!

[@faith-by-faith]

I do really love that tulip field.

[@GhosoX-u2e]

I actually got scared when that goblin baby popped up.

[@ingridf3rnanda]

The child looking at Scott is so funny

[@birdalotl]

Petition for Scott to yeet the child

[@evelynramos3066]

YEET THE CHILD

[@BurningPurpleRoses]

Hey guys! Just wondering, is it just me but when I go on Scott and Lizzie’s merch stores it just says come back later? Just wanna know if it’s me or there’s an actual problem with tiger stores. Thanks 💜 (Btw the link to their stores are on their KZbin “about” pages)

[@justrobin4807]

I saw the baby goblin and was like Whattttt?

[@rae_taylor5801]

I was not expecting Scott to become a father in this season of Empires that's for sure

[@_LunaticMoon]

"I've come to get back the crown, and I've just left with a child" Average Empires Smp day

[@savasyn]

Time for a new game show: Yeet! That! Child!

[@-izzy-5457]

I was in class watching this and I STRUGGLED to not laugh when Scott got the child.

[@IAmTheNobodyYT]

Well that’s an interesting thumbnail

[@blizzardkitty1540]

I was so confused when I saw the title of the video because I was just reading wattpad😅

[@lailapreston4025]

I mean Scott is actually good dad, he didn’t even consider trying to yeet the child

[@gkac9864]

Funny thing, also LORE SECRET Joels trident is a bow retextured 😂

[@aroacecrow]

Yeet the child Scott. Pretend its Tommy and Yeet!

[@lunakim6067]

I'm behind in Empires, but as soon as I saw that baby goblin I just HAD to click