Porky Statue: The Epic Sequel (Probably Still Impossible)

Here it is. Finally, I reattempt to take down the King Porky Statue without PK Flash or the New Year's Eve Bomb. Unfortunately, I lost AGAIN. Well I didn't actually lose, as you'll see in the video. And hey, I learned how to actually use Movie Maker!
I probably don't need to, but I'm crediting some people here.
Starmen.net peoples:
-Giegue, for making the Apple Kid font used in this video.
-Reconstructed Dragon, for indirectly reminding me that I was supposed to be making a sequel to the old vid.
-Alxprit, for informing me of the Attack Stat Modifier code used to deal the insane damage seen here.
-VDZx, whoever you are, for making that code, as well as the Defense Stat Modifier code. (Which didn't work on Lucas for some reason.)
-Tomato, and everyone else who was on the fan translation team, for making the rockin' Mother 3 English patch.
And of course, to everyone on KZbin who actually watches my videos. Every single one of you rock.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to start making my Mother 3 fancomic before Claus gets mad and hits me again. XD

[@involuntaryascetic3602]

duster didn't combo so fast he broke the universe, he comboed so hard he broke the universe, the damage calculator overloaded

[@actual123adi9]

actualy the turn limit in the game being 255 he got booted out of the battle

[@ethovoid]

Ha, "boot"ed, because Duster kicks

[@cobalt318]

That description goes to boney actually

[@creeptrap3104]

The virgin sans: Has 1 hp Make awful joke Is lazzzzzzzzzzz F teir The chad Wess Jr. Can break the universe Deals SUPIREOR damage Cool epic thief dude S teir

[@lelu.videos]

@@creeptrap3104 lmfao yes

[@rorrojuentes3873]

You cannot grasp the true form of Duster's atack

[@phanto4572]

What did duster do?!

[@adirblazkowics7717]

He slammed his big bass-heavy instrument so fast against that statue, not even the world could comprehend the damage he dealt.

[@Hadaron]

Rorro Juentes You mean Wess Jr.'s attack.

[@pkradical4515]

Rorro Juentes dude, It's Wess Jr.

[@megajaredx9679]

?!...What did Duster do?!

[@gamerz1172]

That dog was biteing the hell out of the statue.... well dentnist is going to earn his pay

[@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl]

***** Still a dog.

[@tyraelprice8293]

+gamerz1172 lol

[@Miguel-fe1ny]

I imagine his level (the dog) affects his teeth to where it doesn't hurt the dogs teeth at all tbh but that's what I think

[@qwertyuiopoiuytrewp]

OunOun Channel nO oFfEnSe jUsT sAyInG

[@ImBoredv4]

I'm the one who needs a dentist ;-;

[@lddestroier814]

My god, you could've killed Giygas, Porky, and N.K. Cyborg with the amount of damage you're doing from one turn alone.

[@Nemer49994]

Not Giygas, his death is scripted so he has indeed infinite HP. ^^

[@catherinea.211]

I heard that the devs planned for the possibility of someone actually killing him, but I'm not sure if it actually is possible without cheats.

[@Nemer49994]

Catherine Armour Impossible I guess, it's easy to give him an absurd amount of health to make it invincible or even don't decrease his health at all when he gets hit. He may not even have any health.

[@lddestroier814]

+Julien S Time to ask...the developers!!

[@Nemer49994]

Evan Theilig If wish they made QnA's for weird people like us. x)

[@steveluvscows2490]

8:57 * Porky Statue cannot grasp the true form of Duster's combo! *The game somehow took the damage in place of the Porky Statue! SMAAAAAAAASH!!!! * 9001 HP of mortal damage to the game! * The game got hurt and crashed...

[@somethingAccurate]

255 damage

[@NormalWoop]

Don’t you mean... 2,142,069 mortal damage?

[@bjgeantil]

You could not grasp the true form of Duster's attack

[@Raod14Reference]

Lucas and company prayed. It didn't affect Duster.

[@mrnukes797]

@@Raod14Reference legend says that duster is still comboing to this day.

[@raulcalderonhernandez-cons4018]

@@mrnukes797 and this day xD

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

Copied

[@jeancarlos-pu7ds]

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 nobody cares if its copied,its not a mona lisa

[@SakuraTheWolfGirl]

8:38 OMG LUCAS JUST IN TIME

[@ItsWolf0]

Ik, r?

[@Al_Dee]

Lol thats what broeke tthe fucken game 🎮

[@LilacMonarch]

Duster got tired of comboing the statue! Duster attacked the game! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! The game crashed! YOU WIN!

[@Miguel-fe1ny]

Makes sense

[@MrNage]

Duster:Trolololololololololo trolololololololololololo

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

Duster and company gained 0 experience points.

[@danilm3742]

That comment about duster attacking game is costing dislikes

[@legotavi1320]

wess jr actually

[@Feliz20010]

"Wess Jr."

[@psychicgamermusicalgaming1178]

VenusianPooper Yeah I know. Funny name.

[@luisfernandohernandezfranc947]

"Sammy"

[@itsmelewkas3688]

“Riku”

[@justinevilofficial]

"Flint Jr."

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

"Max"

[@eddiechannel3000]

godammit duster broke the universe again!

[@spawnshell1]

"duster is the moron of time" sans

[@eddiechannel3000]

well i mean wheatley

[@2011supergamer]

*Wess Jr.

[@DuckLovesHistory]

well... yea wheatly on the other hand WAS built to be a moron

[@aspennnnnnnn]

Madz The 3rd Alpha cult could have saved us.

[@RhiBread]

One of the annotations says "you better click that yellow button". Old YT was the days.

[@DualScreenGamers]

I wish he got to doing that third part.

[@pkradical4515]

Rhiannon hey buddy from Google +

[@mordecai7755]

What was the yellow button? I don't remember.

[@boneking591]

Boomage Storm the subscription button

[@pikksen7905]

RIP annotations

[@eldariskanderov2313]

King Statue used Ear Rape! 293728 DMG Headphone users took mortal damage! lol

[@tyraelprice8293]

+Eldar Iskanderov 2 LOL

[@summysailar]

it really did I thought they broke

[@sansation3691]

wow... just wow

[@angelobo]

Eldar Iskanderov 2 That's actually really accurate since you can avoid full damage if you pause the video or close the tab.

[@dimassyifa1502]

But Eldar momentous was revived me again.

[@Stickat2]

Screw Ness being the most bad ass character in all of Mother! Duster is bad ass! Through out all of the game he walks AND runs with a limp (and even climbs ladders!). He also loses his memory and managed to survive out in the woods with all the chimeras AND remembered why the egg was important (although the egg could have been helping him out there...). Afterwards he somehow ends up at the top of the cliff at Club Titibutoo! Becomes a bass player, later regains his memory and helps Lucas on his quest! Seriously. OP for days. Oh yeah and even when his memory is lost he still knows how to use his thief tools. (Although that could be the egg again....)

[@dropthehatantonycraft7516]

His thief skills stuck to his subconcious, much like when you learn how to bike. You can't forget that with amnesia.

[@luflliks8216]

And he broke the universe

[@gravity8120]

Why the heck did Rope Snake never remind Duster who he was?

[@DLN_0.5]

@@gravity8120 Wow, such a great question...

[@atomicbigweld4570]

@@gravity8120 i had that question for a long time

[@melanie81950]

DUSTER PLZ DUSTER BASHED THE GAME! MOTHER 3 FROZE AND CRASHED! DUSTER FUCKING WON

[@heyfriend7169]

melanie81950 experience earned 93773756911918282883747462992837377347660917263793187279091736974656669494578202745629

[@detectivesexman2781]

Stampylongface god damn that's a lot

[@Pekay_P]

I love that mechanical damage sound when the statue swings its arms.

[@mastergiegue8668]

The sound at 2:13 is especially great

[@kou4754]

PK Bubbles me too and smaaaahhhhhhh

[@pleasestopsubbingtome9867]

Me too ;-;

[@piyushmenon4987]

Me too. And love the fact that your profile pic is Conan. I love watching Detective Conan.

[@somewarrior8544]

8:36 Man, that was so close, he could have died :O

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Jaden Price Nope. Barely took out a fifth of his total health by the end, and then the game froze.

[@Rabbid4240]

9:02 The game sounds like it's trying to stay alive

[@TheInsanityBeing]

it sounds like the system is trying to stay alive.

[@thatsufferingguy1058]

It sounds like my ears hurt

[@mateololero4091]

It sounds like a spy is sappin mah sentry

[@ThatInaGuy]

It sounds like Gyigas

[@solarflare9078]

That's the typical sound of a GBA crashing RTC users will know it all too well

[@crowbro_]

They're attacking so much they've broken how the sound is coordinated

[@Keanu2000X]

2:13 SMAAAASH 1 dmg XD

[@kirkanderson2761]

You could not grasp the true form of Duster's attack! #/$@$# damage to the king statue!

[@kirkanderson2761]

XD

[@eldariskanderov2313]

He comboed so fast that he took 2963923792633881927383 poimts from him, lol

[@alterego9023]

Guys, it IS possible to defeat the Porky Statue without PK Flash or the New Years Eve! Using the Limit Break cheat, it would take about 500 turns to do so, as every character does 50,000, so basically about 200,000 damage every turn. Yes, it'd take a long time, but with max HP and Max PP you would win. Also, with Counter, and the fact that most of the time you do more then 50,000, it would probably be less the 500.

[@colecoEQB]

How did you figure that out?

[@alterego9023]

a bit of calculator magic

[@Awalys]

Nope. Still not possible. See, the game has its own calculator, which adds up all the damage you've dealt. It has its own limits though. After aprox. 10 000 000 damage the calculator literally breaks, resulting in a crash. Thus, the statue is undefeatable without a move that could deal all the damage with a single attack.

[@alterego9023]

calculators have betrayed me >.

[@icypk6190]

+Awalys Actually Ive seen a video of a guy beating the statue in 2 hours without it crashing

[@spiderfreak1011]

Its pretty much impossible to defeat htis boss without New years eve bomb and PK Flash. Even if you follow Epole's example and dont crash the game by comboing too fast, you could only do 20,000 Damage a turn IF EVERYONE ATTAKCS(not counting for if one of the characters has to guard/heal/buff or debuff) and even then, this boss has 100,000,000 HP! A hundred million divided by 20,000 = 5000. That would mean it would take 5000 turns to kill the boss even WITH cheats, not counting for if not everyone can attack a turn or if someone dies. IT'D TAKE HOURS AND HOURS. Seriously. :\

[@alterego9023]

what? I saw wess get 51,000 damage once :P //edit: pretty much everyone gets about 50,000. Recalculating, it'd only take 500 turns if everyone attacks. Would probably take a while but a determined person could do it.

[@syrelian]

+spiderfreak1011 There is no "Too fast" on the combo, since Comboing is based on the music or heartbeat, the game can handle the speed for any foe, its just that while Porky Statue has "999,999,999" HP, the in game damage counter that keeps track of how much he's taken can't actually go that high, Porky Statue in effect has no HP, only a lucky PK Flash or the NYE Bomb can win, since they are just straight up Insta-Kill effects

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Also, isn't there that 255 turn limit? After all, the game's code could not POSSIBLY handle a 256th turn using only one byte. So, wouldn't you get booted out of the battle after 255 turns?.

[@ashtonwilaby]

You named Duster Wess Jr. And I like that

[@mikeykitty1235]

Porky Statue is from Hell. That's a fact.

[@firepower7017]

Michael Siegler Man I gotta know where Porky bought it from. It could be a useful asset to the Soviet Union plus we could probably turn it into a giant gold statue of Stalin and it blasts the Soviet Anthem if activated. Killing any who oppose it in a glorious way.

[@saltysandwich]

@@firepower7017 until duster come along and destroys the universe

[@firepower7017]

sonicdeackon gamer Then we will blast this kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipPZnop9h8x5lac

[@zombies4evadude24]

Tazmily village is a communist town...

[@shonarts5583]

Duster, why do you have to break everything??? 0_0

[@ani_star9729]

Duster when he sees the statue : So anyway I just started comboing

[@s.e.111films3]

At 2:19, it sounded like boney was barking to the song a little

[@allbowdowntoemperorgriefmc4179]

Maybe it's because combos are synced with the beat of the song playing in the background.

[@spoopster809]

+ALL BOW DOWN TO EMPEROR GRIEF MCSCUMBAG THE SEVENTH I thought it was the enemy's heartbeat

[@syrelian]

+Matthew Kunkle It depends, Mech based enemies just work off the Music, as they have no heartbeat, and other foes generally have one synced to the music somewhat

[@charlesdemagalhaes960]

*thats the idea bcuz that how u do a combo*

[@davicarvalho6699]

@@spoopster809 the enemy's heartbeat is the beat in the background.

[@sayakamikireal]

what the fuck even happened at the end

[@sayakamikireal]

but why

[@furyleferret2288]

Duster broke the Universe... Again (?

[@dr.tomtrollington8228]

Sayaka Miki prob because your not supposed to defeat the porky statue without PK flash therefore destroying the game

[@sayakamikireal]

The true Troll i uhh dont think thats how programming works. For one, you can use the new years eve bomb to beat it too and it doesnt instantly kill it, it just brings it down to one hp

[@dr.tomtrollington8228]

Sayaka Miki or the damage dealt overwhelmed the game's programming.

[@Jredz-ry4pb]

Duster's attack was too much for the statue to handle! The statue broke apart and hit the screen! Y O U W I N

[@NAFProjects]

That clutch at 8:38 is the most tense moment I've ever seen in a KZbin video.

[@okguy167]

Well, the video desynced, but since it's a 2009 video, what are ya gonna do?

[@chiaseed01]

... and here I sit, never having known the Porky Statue was a boss battle.

[@jirachido3997]

Same

[@whirl3690]

Person: Literally uses cheats to try and beat a normally unbeatable boss Game: Crashes Person: grrrrr

[@TheInsanityBeing]

8:57 *The game cannot grasp Dusters true combo!* *57564458473649357483 mortal damage to the game!* *The game collapsed and lost the battle...* but I had a feeling that the game was gonna crash when the audio started to lag and delay.

[@yehhew8951]

8:57 Duster tried to FC Caged and he ended up breaking the entirety of the universe.

[@uksvenom5590]

And now it's time for another episode of 'why is this in my reccomended?' Love the vid though

[@semnyo3158]

UGH YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHEN I HEARD THE STATIC I THOUGHT MY PHONE BROKE!!!

[@yourlocalterrariamage2046]

Was it me or did the audio delay? Otherwise, good grief that’s a lot of damage done in a single turn....

[@icecreamsamwich]

apparently you can do so much damage that the counter overflows and the game crashes yay?

[@_pulstar]

Oh wow you can defeat the game!

[@QWERTY708100]

GOD DARNDED DUSTER BREAKING THE WORLD AGAIN THATS MY JOB!

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

The only thing more powerful that PK Ground is Duster

[@TheJeffster23]

Statue: IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING THE GAME WITH ME! *game crashes*

[@TAT1101]

i thought my computer will go into Blue Screen of Death mode when it crashes

[@devar3417]

1:44 my reaction: wow

[@Super123456789Kuba]

9:02 Sounds like EMP

[@ed94ro99]

wess jr used 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒇 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝑻𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝟮 at the end there

[@AllToastersToastToast]

Just calculated the damage. All this did about 2,218,007 damage. -Would’ve had to do this like 45 more times over to beat him.-

[@mushroomkingdomhearts8331]

The Porky Statue has 1 million HP, of course it's going to be humanley impossible to defeat it without the New Year's Eve Bomb

[@theminiyosshi2901]

1:51 Kumatora plays along with the song

[@mouthwide0pen]

You know you're OP when Boney can rack up around 20,000 dmg via combos

[@mikamyllymaki8180]

Alex Burton that was Duster

[@mouthwide0pen]

Mika Myllymäki Boney.

[@Freeze7650]

Duster

[@Freeze7650]

PS it was 50,000

[@sweetwheatsy]

Boney is not the strongest boyo, but his speed during regular playthroughs is very necessary at times

[@igor0the0mii]

8:59 TURN DOWN THE SOUND!

[@deoxysandmew2162]

At the end, this crash, sound-wise was very equivalent to the "pokemon RSE crash". Which is all intriguing, just like this crash itself. Porky statue just can't be beaten by "normal" means, only through two methods.

[@clairehorsegirl]

*92% of the comments: D u s t e r* *Me:* *"Duster got bored and wanted to end it quick so here we go"* *Anyways*

[@ggk912daniel]

King Statue earraped everyone! 99999999999999999999999 DMG Pepole wearing headphones took mortal damage! Game Over

[@furyleferret2288]

The Headphones are Hurt and it Collapsed

[@ggk912daniel]

yep, the world's using everything Pokemon style, but nobody's using Mother 3 style... and i realised... Mother 3 is way better than Pokemon.

[@jaredsquirrels5242]

+GGK912 AVGCP Why didn't the mother series get the attention like Pokemon did?? Imagine HD and 3D remakes for all the games.

[@ggk912daniel]

Ludwig The Great ikr, the feels

[@jaredsquirrels5242]

GGK912 AVGCP I cri evry tiem

[@waffle6401]

This is why Duster should never try to Kenshiro his way out of problems...

[@PlushSM64]

You should wait for HP to reach max after lifeupping so that HP rolls down from a MUCH higher value, effectively both drastically reducing the amount of lifeups and increasing the turns where you can attack

[@dmas7749]

tbh i stop waiting once HP reaches around 200, but this video was played suboptimally for other reasons, like counter (you don't need to reflect damage when you're doing that much ESPECIALLY when it has an animation lasting several frames each hit) and not increasing Offense

[@kirbykingboo]

Audio is wayyyyy out of sync.

[@boomerang2455]

8:56 The kick that broke The Universe.

[@SuperNormalMan]

Duster combo-kicked the King Statue so fast, he broke the universe. :(

[@dylpickle0192]

So the King Statue has such a high HP value that after a certain point of lowering it, the game cannot read the value causing it to crash... I wonder if Giygas is the same way? I'm almost curious enough to try it lol

[@Cyclone45]

How does tickling a giant statue of a time traveling kid work?

[@M3G4T3RR4]

How about you ask why Lucas appeared in Brawl? Or maybe why Fassad punishes Salsa for no reason? Yeah, nothing about Mother makes sense.

[@Cyclone45]

Very true

[@Soir3997]

@Zxylo 5 i actually laughed my ass of from that for 2 minutes

[@Great4332]

0:23 one hell of a fart!

[@LinkEX]

surely i'm not the only one that loves the oddly aggressive sound the Porky Statue does when it swings its arms?

[@andresboomcandy]

Duster broke everything this time

[@rainysunday9664]

Literally beated strongest mech in world *STILL CAN'T KILL RANDOM CHIMERA*

[@FloridusMan]

When you realize that the 1 damage in that Smash is probably caused from a damage calculator overload or something

[@swampy725]

So basically if you do more than the game can show the game gets confused and resets it to the lowest value it can show ig

[@solarflare9078]

I think it's actually because Lucas's defense is the only one that's not heavily inflated

[@ilmina7491]

that moment when you use cheat codes, and still cant beat it NEW YEARS EVE BOMB!

[@isaiasroldancisneros6293]

Duster : OMAEMAWU SHINDAREYU Mega porky : _nani_ ? *_sorry your game crashed because mega porkt bited the dust_*

[@Mr_Cast]

Proving again the strongest boss is King Statue, who took the heroes down with him

[@sebas87gaming06]

Poor Kumatora hand

[@TARINunit9]

Someone pulled it off: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqK5qWl4n5WCm5o At least now we know the crash isn't hard-coded into the game or anything

[@llSuperSnivyll]

The King Statue tried PK Flash! MOTHER 3 fell down and collapsed...

[@nootnootboopssnoots9707]

With 50000 to 60000 damage per attack, it would take you (if you had infinite health), around 400 to 500 turns to defeat the statue.

[@sleepyclaus3750]

Ver esto me dio ganas de jugar a Mother 3 otra vez, muy bien =)

[@gamegod9000]

This is the first video I have ever seen someone change Kumatora's name in.

[@erisunflower]

I love the applauding in the background when the statue is attacked, lol.

[@litlordmemesrusspare884]

All hail Duster: The being so powerful it broke the game

[@PuffyBuffy25]

[]Lit[] Lord Memes R Us SPARE AYYYYYE MY OLD ACCOUNT!

[@santaclauds6331]

The form of duster's attack was inexplicable!

[@notpublic7878]

HOLY SHITE THATS A FUCKING LOT

[@Bobb11881]

Well, even if you use a New Year's Eve Bomb, you're still doing a HELL of a lot of damage to it.

[@tammytheranger7645]

Duster broke everything

[@sandristas009]

kieeeee pero komooo por que pega tanto x'dddd yo apenas puedo pegar 500 con un combo de 16 x'ddd sera algún hackroom?, porque ni si quiera lleva el ritmo :0

[@garantia_cverga]

8:39 Everyone are talking about Duster's attack, but nobody is talking about THIS timing...

[@joshuagaming1250]

Did this come before the insta defeats were discovered? (PK flash, New Years bomb)

[@specssmish]

Nah, the "easy" way to defeat it had already been long known at the time the video was made, it's meant to be a test whether you actually CAN defeat it without using the other methods AND without cheating. A later video (that used an infinite HP cheat) on a different channel shows that it's theoretically possible, although practically it isn't, because you'll eventually run out of healing items, and the enemy has no PP that you can absorb via PK Magnet, so you can't keep up your HP with PSI forever either. Also it takes at least an hour, which just isn't fun in the slightest. Tl;dr: it's a "puzzle" boss that cannot be brute forced.

[@kizar12]

u named lucas riku?..............k

[@aStrapGaming]

DUSTER STOP BREAKING THE WORLD

[@fleshempress620]

Omg 12 years ago?

[@matthewroyer1561]

Imagine if the porky statue battled liberty prime from fallout

[@Syrus2006]

Liberty Prime would get assfucked bro

[@jamesh3639]

8:56 *Seinfield intensifies*

[@peanut3423]

The ending = lolwut.

[@cacathoes14]

Wess Jr. 😭

[@CMB505]

I did a FULL added total of how much damage you did (including the counters AND right before Duster freezes the game) and it came to a total of 2,262,222 HP of Damage

[@MisdreavusMan25302]

It's only beatable using PK Flash or a New Years Eve Bomb. Doing it otherwise will crash the game and is impossible.

[@onepiece_mukkun]

この法外な攻撃力は何！？ カンストあるの？？

[@darkmetaknight7020]

*WESS JR*

[@ThoughtSpinnr]

NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

[@romanav7518]

Is this boss still impossible to beat?

[@FanofGuardianTales]

If you use the New Year's Eve Bomb or PK Flash you can easily, almost effortlessly, beat it. Without using them? I'm pretty sure that it's impossible.

[@Kneco77]

It's not impossible. Note the fact that it can be killed in a single turn with the NYE Bomb, then a single hit. (The NYE Bomb reduces the statue's HP to 1, but only works on the statue.)

[@とあるコメ垢-t2t]

You should use the item named “New year’s eve bomb”or use PSI named“PKflush” (New Year’s Eve bomb makes enemy’s HP by 1)(PKflush has one of the effect to kill enemies)

[@FanofGuardianTales]

They know that they can use the New Year's Eve Bomb or PK Flash to win this battle. They wanted to see if it's possible to beat the statue without using them.

[@とあるコメ垢-t2t]

I get it.

[@h3971]

*P K F L U S H*

[@ViddyOJames]

serves you right for cheating the combo in the first place.