End of Eorzea (Innocently banned)

I've been battling with Square Enix for the past week about this stupid ban I received.
Playing the game when a GM kidnaps me into a jail cell.
I'm told my name breaks TOS.
I explain how I made the name two years ago the system detected nothing wrong with using my wife's nickname and mine.
They apologized.
Changed the offense to my Chocobo who had been BokuNoPico for over two years.
I asked why I'm being punished for their profanity filter failing?
They wouldn't answer and instead told me to come up with a name on the spot.
I did.
Immediately asking why they found the name offensive but their own system did not.
No answers from here on out.. actually I never got any answers even through the customer service support ticket system as well.
After the in-game Chocobo name change they give me a weird copy-paste message about TOS Rule #3.3 being broken and that I would receive an email about my ban.
Instantly questioning this message they said to read the email and ended communication.
I was teleported back to my town and ten seconds later logged out for the next four days.
Over the course of the four days suspended from play I sent emails, multiple support tickets, a phone call and a direct message to customer service.. all with nothing other than "file a support ticket".
Inevitably on the day before the ban I get an email asking for what happened and to re-read the email before responding to the email.
I sent in my response and then my second response to that email but still nothing even a couple days after.
I have a feeling I'm going to pop all the Playstation trophies and put an end to my Final Fantasy 14 arc.

[@migz9205]

I had the same thing happen when my name was Ligma Bawls. Yea it sucks but you know what you did just as well as i did when i played silly games, its written in TOS that if a name is offensive or found as vulgar they could take action against it, it is what it is 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@xSaraxMxNeffx]

on what planet is Leeky Puushy even in the same county as Ligma Bawls? Who has made a euphamism out of Leeky Pushy that is widely known to reference gentials?

[@migz9205]

@@xSaraxMxNeffx ahh so you live with patrick star i see ☺️ have a nice day!

[@thealex9545]

LOL you knew what you were doing

[@angeleeku]

I made a cameo!!

[@frazzleberry]

Dougie edition 😎

[@weirdo7319]

just change your name lol

[@SpeakLouderAHHHH]

Agreed

[@frazzleberry]

I had no choice When some sick inbred GM at their own discretion finds a problem, there's a real problem with the way their customer service works.

[@greylight5]

@@frazzleberry ....

[@xSaraxMxNeffx]

@@SpeakLouderAHHHH am i the only person that doesnt get the problem with the name? When i saw someone running around for two years with the name Vagitron 5000?

[@migz9205]

@@xSaraxMxNeffx vagitron and “leaky pussy” aren’t the same. The funnier your name the harder the ban hammer comes down. Its not that they themselves care at SE in my opinion, its that some hater somewhere reports your name as “offensive” and they have to take action. Same happened to me with Ligma Bawls lol but i knew what i was doing when i chose the name, as did @frazzleberry