ENDING THE ALIEN WAR

[@TheLionBoss47]

0:23 everybody gangsta till thiccman starts drinking with his nose

[@Name-lj9ku]

1:06 “even when you aggressively chase them down it’s bizarre”

[@definetelykosakukawajiri8465]

Taco you know what I’m gonna do-

[@doon312]

Are you the same taco that killed a barcode

[@iggaaaa7467]

You watched the vid too?

[@Name-lj9ku]

Mike Hawk yes I am what a coincidence you found me

[@ayadismat3830]

I started shouting "HYDRATED MALAKA" everytime I saw a pelican, as this really helps the good word of your channel.

[@snakehead3343]

This guy says malaka does he means it in greek or is there another language that has that word

[@smokinlegend831]

Lmao good shi bro read my comment.

[@samuelelder9434]

SnakeHead334 malaka means “person” in Australian slang. What does it mean in Greek?

[@bargalo]

No no you didnt..

[@alexwright7828]

@@samuelelder9434 it means asshole in greek

[@dinoloborec3692]

I love when he says "the bois bois bois" it just makes my day more hydrated

[@noahl298]

There’s a special Hitman 2 mission that deals with someone selling water! Like this so he sees it and plays it!!

[@strongblade]

I believe he already did that mission a while back.

[@tommymount5709]

Strongblade 69 link?

[@JohnWick-pq5su]

Noah L meem lik

[@joebidenlikeslittlekids5133]

Noah L bruh

[@FortniteHater-fi4oy]

I think you’re a liar my guy

[@bryanbravo7626]

“Hydrate or Diedrate” -A pelican with a helmet

[@richardharwood8241]

cool

[@thomast4511]

Cool

[@spence_teddy1563]

Cool

[@whyimbored8144]

Cool

[@agentfallout]

Cool

[@justthatappleyoukilledyest8484]

I made a massacre of seagulls as this really does help spread the good word if your channel

[@night06phere35]

@@cxleb_140 Stfu, you're only here for attention

[@thecalmclone2813]

They are fake pelicans

[@nuv2987]

Fortude He’s gay yet still has got more pussy than you could ever dream of.

[@henrytheheron1028]

Dude I'm already doing that but i would love the help

[@Seagull_KRDB]

Excuse me What

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

My friend wasn't hydrated so I had to put him down

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

The hydration master himself has hearted my comment

[@dave2125]

This was pinned 😂

[@mactavishmods]

You are doing God's work mate GOD'S WORK

[@imtrappedinabasementthisis5963]

❌THIS WAS COPIED FROM ANOTHER OLDER VIDEO. DONT LIKE THIS.❌

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

@@imtrappedinabasementthisis5963 wat?

[@LCProductionCompany]

"Hydrate or Diedrate" is my new favourite phrase.

[@zachpetracek2330]

It’s a bummer, it’s been our troops bartle motto for years, only now gaining it’s needed popularity 😔

[@bigboy20079]

I am hydrated

[@zachladd9510]

i’m hiedredead

[@horribleperson9531]

You better

[@bigfut9239]

Die drate

[@helpmereach10ksubswithnovi41]

If you see someone who is unhydrated make sure to tie them up and waterboard them until they are sufficiently hydrated

[@Alexander-jy8rq]

Yes will do sir!

[@georgeturner3469]

Or attach a hose into their mouth

[@_jack_ryan_9764]

Alexander Brown just waterboard it’s more fun for family and friends

[@craxud2075]

i did that and they were so hydrated they fell asleep!

[@shane4429]

I threw a dehydrated cold into a river and he seems to like it because he hasn’t come out yet

[@toasted5218]

This how a pelican acts They hydrate, procrastinate and if the bae is pregnant they migrate This is why pelicans are truly godlike creature's

[@willmacduff7202]

Like dad

[@grandtheftak3666]

I’m gonna tell my kids u were Eminem

[@toasted5218]

@@willmacduff7202 😂😂

[@justinboy1365]

Beautiful

[@toasted5218]

@@justinboy1365 what can I say, I just have a way with hydration

[@balint6873]

The vibe check format would perfectly fit with the caption being: "Hydrate or Diedrate"

[@ModestPelican]

dam it would

[@eggtabletruckbird4940]

@@ModestPelican tractor?

[@JohnWick-ui1dd]

My friend wasn’t hydrated so i called the pelican police

[@falmire.]

smart move

[@ModestPelican]

you did the right thing mate

[@nigeleliashenry9927]

I hired a group of pelicans to beat up and force feed my friend water because he wasn't hydrated

[@poppaduck4686]

Smart move mate

[@mr.watermelon4094]

*O I L*

[@smokinlegend831]

I started a swim class for domestic house cats and named it _Modest Pelican Gaming Swim Class_ As this would spread the good word of your channel. They aren't too good at swimming but they sure are hydrated.

[@ayadismat3830]

So good to see people spreading the good word of this channel.

[@_warren6659]

this gta5 content restores my faith in humanity. seriously, you're performing an important public service. I will do my best to spread the good word of this channel.

[@arttu5758]

Best thing to do when watching Modest Pelican Gaming's videos is to hydrate. Edit: Thanks for the likes😁.

[@Volstx]

Damn right my hydrated malaka

[@msen5030]

That is literally what I was ganna comment you

[@jacobbradley8795]

Or get wet but that already happens anyway

[@Volstx]

@@jacobbradley8795 you are damn right

[@Ericrawnsley]

I beat off and hydrate the boys

[@ron7783]

I just screamed “subscribe to modestpelicangaming” in my neighbourhood as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

[@reesesnow5853]

6:17 that shotgun literally took this man off his feet

[@ysm_abiola]

These videos are the only thing keeping me going during these tough times

[@sloanske5998]

When I see a modest pelican video come out I stop everything I’m doing and help spread the good word of his channel.

[@charlesdolling42]

Just a quick tip: Intstead of respawning the Deluxo, you can spawn in the M.O.C and enter it with the Deluxo. When you get back out the missiles will be refilled.

[@ferminatr]

If Modest pelican doesnt like this comment he isn’t hydrated

[@3sixte]

Not being hrydated is sinnful, and disgraces the pelican king

[@titamuncher]

You sneaky bastard

[@icy9380]

Papa peli must stay sufficiently hydrated or he is an arrogant pelican

[@epicgamur4911]

Moist_Bandito200 yes

[@epicgamur4911]

Dennis L 😂

[@zackbigmanbryson8556]

(8:08) So true! The Normandy landings aren't even in Battlefield 5.

[@corkythehippoman]

Waiter: Here’s your steak sir, very rare Me: Wow that is rare The steak: a comment in a modest pelican video without mentioning hydration

[@zenkozs]

I threw bottles with "sub 2 modest pelican" into the ocean so the fishes know.

[@eli-eq4pc]

fishes

[@_jack_ryan_9764]

fishes

[@zethfischer2193]

fishes

[@callancaustic9355]

Fishes

[@thatlazguy]

fishes

[@guccipetitben6939]

I still love it when you say “bois bois bois”

[@jkgamer4285]

No no its the boiz boiz boiz

[@raccoon-ek7wd]

I told my dad to stay hydrated Found out he was a pelican

[@KillAmenJar0]

I’ve watched 15 modest pelican videos today, a day we’ll spent

[@formallygalaxysmash]

CONGRATULATIONS ON 700K! Honestly you deserve way more.

[@rtjpick]

Papa, I saw a burning man on the street, and I myself had a glass of water in my hand. I did not put out his fire, as he was clearly dehydrated in then first place. Instead, I drank the refreshing beverage, to keep myself hydrated, so as to avoid becoming like the dirty, dehydrated sinner.

[@ModestPelican]

wow that's a difficult situation but you did exactly what you needed to and you should be proud of that.

[@rtjpick]

Modest Pelican Gaming side note, you can get 200K for investigating a serial killer in GTA now, and you get a gun for it too, much like the double action revolver

[@gharretje]

The last time I came so quickly, my uncle told me "nice guys finish last"

[@ModestPelican]

your uncle is a wise man

[@DANNYonPC]

5:14 Wait, i've heard this joke before This is the recycling of content that is good for mother nature, how thoughtful

[@sirstan4897]

You ever think about life and wonder what would happen if everyone spent their free time spreading love around pelicans and this wholesome family friendly channel? Well i do

[@Vixen_Cypher]

4:40 modest pelican: does a trick and doesn't fall off Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@helpmereach10ksubswithnovi41]

Modest Pelican Gaming: “i robbed a store weve all been there” Me: dieing of laughter

[@_jack_ryan_9764]

Help me reach 100 subscribers with no videos spelling intensifies*

[@helpmereach10ksubswithnovi41]

_Jack_Ryan_ what spelling?

[@kingorange1577]

people: You can’t just get popular by using threats!! Pelican: stay hydrate and subscibe or kil

[@yonyx119]

I used to be dehydrated, now I hydrate with the bois bois bois!

[@poppaduck4686]

Boizzzzz BOIZZZZ BOIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZES

[@ModestPelican]

yessss let the water flow through you

[@fionnmoriarty1272]

I drank so much water I grew wings and a beak. I then proceeded to buy army goggles and a helmet and am now I pelican. A modest pelican. I guess you could say I changed for the better

[@bh7940]

Your commentary is wonderful.

[@wizemonkey43]

When youre so early theres only two comments.

[@ModestPelican]

you're a fast malaka mate :)

[@eggypatrick5875]

Mr. Fishy hello (intense eye contact)...

[@iconicjet3043]

I’m the third comment

[@george-rg4jm]

There was 2 comments when I saw this

[@turkey2.022]

Pretty sure I was 2nd

[@helpmereach10ksubswithnovi41]

Time to spread the good word of your channel by doing a presentation in front of my whole school but just playing your videos and if anyone protests i will through rocks at them

[@op2kinggamers19]

I asked my friend if she want water to hydrate..... she said “no” so I had to put her down

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

Great hydrated minds think alike

[@filip76uk17]

i am a figment of your imagination Yes

[@coleparz6964]

“But what she didn’t know was I was having a seizure from my undiagnosed epilepsy” that shit had me laughing so hard I started crying

[@anele0822]

Since you’re doing pacific standard, if you haven’t finished yet (4 days later) Here are some tips Convoy: don’t use explosives because it will destroy the truck you need. It’s best to use an armoured car like the Kuruma or insurgent The helicopters have explosives so it’s best to use snipers on them and don’t go in vehicles when they come around. One of the enemies in the convoy have a turret truck which I recommend using when delivering it after killing everyone. Bikes: use kuruma or insurgent again, or go in guns blazing but go through cover a lot. And don’t crash. Actual heist: Crowd control: Just shoot in air but don’t shoot hostages. Demolitions do what game tells you. (Blow the doors Hacker: just do what the game tells you as I’ve never got hacker After you’re done doing all that you’ve got a good 1.25 million dollars. You should stay in the building and use cover to kill a few enemies before escaping. If you want the most cash then you should have the crowd controllers do the fighting and be in front. Up n atomizer is good for the cops behind cars and explosives too. The escape bikes are fast but the safest option is to use a 4 seater car while on the way. You have to parachute but you can also just go around the cliff and into the dinghy or just parachute for the cinematic shot. If you do criminal mastermind I’m sure you get 10 million dollars each.

[@straithviper9114]

My brother wasn’t hydrated him so I drowned him and sent his body to the pelicans to spread the good word of staying hydrated

[@ussindianapolis9137]

Hawt

[@Kidaneh]

fart poop pee

[@ussindianapolis9137]

@@Kidaneh dog penis

[@blankblank5409]

Brewers dog Whale penis

[@nycwes1389]

Lion penis

[@izzybalsewicz4062]

I remembered to stay hydrated man. 👌🏻

[@osjt]

“We meet at a skatepark” pelican:rides motorcycle

[@GreyIsolet]

Was looking for videos on how to (generally) play GTA V since it was free last week. Stumbled upon this channel. Definitely a great find lmao.

[@KingHunter868]

Everytime I get drawn into a story and peli just blows my mind again 😂😂😂😂

[@rrxckyy]

When it says 26 secs ago me: holy hydration

[@ModestPelican]

you fast legend :D

[@rrxckyy]

@@ModestPelican thanks dude i love the videos!

[@Auden.]

R4SS _ mine is 26 min

[@rrxckyy]

@@Auden. oh wow

[@CenoriaWoah]

Spoiler: Green Gang officially won the airport war.

[@CenoriaWoah]

THIS COMMENT GOT 14 LIKES FASTER THAN THE PURPLE GANG GOT THEIR ASS KICKED

[@thepear4075]

Well thanks ass hole

[@ModestPelican]

get it bois

[@thepear4075]

@@ModestPelican well thanks asshole

[@gangstaowl822]

Carrot-Boi [woah] they have literally won the whole war

[@jurassic5742]

It seems my phone is not hydrated enough because it took 15 seconds to load the video

[@ModestPelican]

hm, try throwing it in water mate

[@jermainedemawatema451]

TheTalentlessWriter

[@hot_dog_water2437]

Love the talentless writer.

[@Ethansale27]

I made someone hydrate so much that they fell to the ground and started dancing on the floor. This truly shows that hydration is the ultimate way to make peace. Unfortunately he passed while busting those sick moves😊

[@alfieab7228]

6:16 that cashier went flying

[@jarradpoland7060]

When are you gonna add Maddy to the intro? She's like one of the guys.

[@jabon9617]

One of the bois bois bois

[@georgelinford5576]

*bois bois bois

[@MrCSL1980]

Boi bois goils

[@quesoking4239]

Boisboisgirls

[@georgelinford5576]

@@quesoking4239 Bois/Bois/Girls

[@InfinityZeroGames]

My son said he hates pelicans, he hasn't seen me after I told him I was going to stay hydrated.

[@samburkholder3579]

when do we find out all the stories of the boys boys boys

[@ModestPelican]

hm, maybe for the 1 million special? :)

[@flimsypopcorn638]

@@ModestPelican yeeeet

[@lux1933]

@@ModestPelican yes

[@noodles8433]

@@ModestPelican I really appreciate how much you reply to your comments :) I'll stay mega hydrated now.

[@karonboss7902]

5:10 you had me at the first half not gonna lie

[@Ciniqs]

That roller coaster obviously was not hydrated.

[@zangooey7915]

Enetered GTA Online first time, died immediately by some greenies. After respawning, immediately got yeeted away by some purple alien driving. Never going online as long as these things exist: This war Opressor MK2

[@or4953]

Then you are never going online again

[@EmmalynLandrum]

He said he got stuck and his step sibling tried to take advantage of him lmao

[@mrbiscuits001]

Instead of saying wasted when you die it should say dehydrated

[@ModestPelican]

that would be a welcomed update

[@sims5819]

This channel just keeps getting better and better.

[@koala2075]

I remember you having 60k and still doing BF1 videos! Good work on the massive growth you've gained you fully deserve it man!

[@domwee1400]

Today my mother yelled at me for staying hydrated. Help me Papa Peli

[@vitox56]

I had dream about being dehydrated so I drown myself In the ocean

[@deansmith6891]

My frien

[@likunjian1850]

I will tell Karen that she is looking mad thirsty

[@ModestPelican]

thanks mate

[@KashTheGamerYT]

I love your videos so much, the monotone voice is everything that no KZbinr will ever be able to do as good as you!

[@maxcollyer78]

This is the third video I've watched and I'm already declaring this channel the best on youtube

[@waralpaca1432]

If you’re reading this go get a glass of water. Stay hydrated boys.

[@aliridademashk2338]

Iam fasting

[@WalterWhite-pr5bs]

The desert wasn’t hydrated so I shot the sand

[@Hoovy00]

My friend killed pelicans in Ark survival evolved witch is just evil

[@deancorreia7768]

It doesn't get much better than peli posting a video while being hydrated

[@spikedkitten1109]

Thank you so much. Your teachings inspired me to drink water and taught me about the importance of hydration.

[@coltoncalvin8997]

“something controversial”

[@ModestPelican]

dam u can't say that wtf

[@freehongkong8000]

Ancsiety you aren't spreading the good word of channel. Go drink a nice glass of ice cold water and stay hydrated. 😑

[@formallygalaxysmash]

Did you die bro?

[@carabouttohityou6421]

Caught corona

[@davesargent8748]

Yooo, Crosby, it’s my birthday too! Thanks for uploading today Peli, a cheap laugh or two is always a great birthday gift. I might get a Stay Hydrated mug, because it’s important to treat yourself.

[@leirzon]

Papa peli i cant believe that you put your own life at risk to start world alien peace

[@OO999YT]

That twin story took such a modest pelican turn

[@paolopagano996]

This guy has become my favorite youtuber since the first time, 2 days ago, I looked at one of his video. Thank you

[@hamzarasheed7432]

I swear to God peli. When you say "I love you" to your fans it's the best. Better hearing that from you rather than any other KZbinr. I swear. Love you ❤️😂

[@aviationforlive7434]

5:17 You had us in the first half ngl

[@Jack-xh4pv]

I'm never bored, I watch modest pelican and hydrate.

[@jacobennis9709]

My dad wasn't hydrated so I yeeted him into a lake and he drowned. Then I remembered I don't have a dad and I drowned a random malaka. At least he was hydrated

[@kabadanis]

I hate when white fuckers say malaka

[@apollo6718]

Petros Kapantais what makes you think he’s white

[@nobodyknows2323]

Petros Kapantais racist

[@President_Salsa]

*M A L A K A*

[@bridger2h758]

Petros Kapantais nobody asked MaLaKA

[@charleythefarley]

I don't play video games. I like to watch the pelican hydrating the internet.

[@ryanjack3050]

As you grew up with San Andreas and had a great time playing it, for some of us it was vice city and would love to relive that. Can we get the thicc man to see this comment, So many people would love a vice city play through

[@mysoulhasdisappearedintosp3911]

One man tries to stop the war between the aliens... BEST THING IVE SEEN YET

[@LK-oho]

11:04 `Think watch dogs it's all very silicon valley data mining action analytics recognition machine quantum computing'😂😂

[@drmangler6475]

Honestly from watching this series from the beginning, Papa Peli has gotten pretty good in GTA Online.

[@paradox_wick777]

The way you tell that I am a dedicated subscriber that I actually text random people to subscribe to you. To of course spread the good word of your channel. Since a year ago, when you did the 5 meme tactics no one uses in battlefield 1 as that was your challenge I have beaten your challenge by approximately by 581.

[@atharvk3503]

In a parallel universe, there would be a Jeff who would be actually doing what u say u do, this spreads the good word of ur channel

[@liamoconnor-collum2455]

A useful tip for playing gta online is that every thursday they put something on extra money and other things on discount. You can see them on reddit or rockstars page. Just trying to make sure you have enough money to stay hydrated and be a pimp.

[@huckleberryharrison6248]

I actual hear that having a seizure duing sex is great for the receiver of the big D. The person siezing typically ends up in the hospital, but you can get a drip at the hospital, and therefore stay hydrated.

[@SirLdawg]

Around halfway through rewatching this epic series for like the 3rd time Also my sister was being a Malaka and drinking mtw dew instead of beautiful h20 so I put her down, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

[@BotchaLoa]

5:47 I would expect Crosby to come out in kids gap happy birthday Crosby 😃

[@cyanidesyn123]

Just wanted you to know...I saw 7 pelicans having a meeting today at the beach, they seemed very well hydrated...it was a bonus that it reminded me there should be a new video

[@sarentheadept]

This channel reminds me of The Life Aquatic...Modest is the Wes Anderson of gaming. Love it bro!

[@honestlytrash4799]

The stories are very nice, narrating is your profession.

[@phillipruus1812]

This video has the biggest burn i have ever hear about battlefield 5. Top job

[@Dead_eyegaming]

Happy birthday Crosby