Someone requested I show the English version of Aba's Taunts.
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@MunchKing864 ай бұрын
I love how the TALKING KEY is the *normal one* in this relationship.
@LUCAS420BLZ4 ай бұрын
Well he makes people go crazy when they weild him but she's too crazy
@Rosa-he6xb4 ай бұрын
Yeah and it’s funny when you remember back then he used to be a bloodthirsty battle axe that manipulates his welders into killing anyone to satisfy his bloodlust. Now he’s just regular mature and nice guy who swear off of blood and trying to get his crazy wife to chill.
@jaynemo6744 ай бұрын
Talking DEMON key
@asadfai3 ай бұрын
@@Rosa-he6xb she fixed the key instead of the key make her worse
I cant tell if you're talking about her or the axe
@mo-kay4 ай бұрын
@@robtheone2689 the girl, not the key/axe I swear 😭
@ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch4 ай бұрын
"Oh, it has anxiety..."
@RedAngelXV4 ай бұрын
Jinx
@anapple69124 ай бұрын
@@mo-kayso why use it? She isnt an object
@deathlydressed13644 ай бұрын
Bro really said “I got a key to her heart”💀
@Helluva_Boss_Blitz3 ай бұрын
No, bro said "I BECAME a key to her heart" ☠️
@savagehyphen012 ай бұрын
He the key to something, and it ain’t her heart😮
@user-ny3pn7zb8oАй бұрын
Fr
@DocDocGoose15Ай бұрын
He's so romantic 😍
@user-ny3pn7zb8oАй бұрын
@@DocDocGoose15 what 🤨
@sgtsurgeon.4 ай бұрын
I know nothing about this game but the character design and concept is amazing (The animation and expressions too)
@Yime4President3 ай бұрын
fr
@gotohellimp3 ай бұрын
fr
@senyslowly26533 ай бұрын
🇧🇷Sim
@seronymus3 ай бұрын
Did you at least search the Wikipedia article yet?
@CMA03_YT3 ай бұрын
Love finds a way 😂
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
Second most healty relationship in Guilty Gear.
@gigabyte34204 ай бұрын
What’s the first?
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
@@gigabyte3420 Chipp and dying. Serious answers though it's probably a tie between Jack'O and Frederick or Baiken and Delilah, but we've seen little interactions for both of those.
@beanpoopybutthole95104 ай бұрын
@@scotginger4690baiken and WHO?? Delilah is a child bro😭😭 on top of that you got an omori pfp no wonder why you shipping kids 😭😭😭
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
@@beanpoopybutthole9510 I see the confusion considering I named another romantic relationship, but you're old enough to know that the word "relationship" doesn't just mean romantic or sexual. I'm assuming you have a relationship with your friends and parents don't you? I'm hoping none of them are romantic or sexual if that's all you think a relationship is. Baiken seems to have a positive relationship with her adoptive daughter Delilah based on the limited information we have been given. And if we really wanna look at anyone having romantic relationships with those under 18 then we'd need to bring up one of the three Kings of Illyria, a certain Kiske.
@SpongeBob644674 ай бұрын
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@SoberAdam4 ай бұрын
This is like karen and plankton but reverse and karen is little insane 💀
@Imserious1844 ай бұрын
Dude, just say it's human female Plankton with male key Karen. That fits better.
@Imserious1844 ай бұрын
But like, lovesick.
@father91674 ай бұрын
@@Imserious184womp womp
@Imserious1844 ай бұрын
@@father9167 Who are you?
@father91674 ай бұрын
@@Imserious184 womp womp
@tomiokagiyu65634 ай бұрын
I realised her clothes is just 2 pairs of pants
@bribeeay2 ай бұрын
LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT
@Aaa-vp6ugАй бұрын
Oh god. Well, it’s a skirt and a pair of very small shorts, but still. Edit: oh, it’s Two pairs of the same kind of skirt over a lot of bandages. Bandages are probably from feeding Paracelsus back when Paracelsus was more bloodthirsty.
@TheStunnerFTWАй бұрын
And she's thick in the back
@shadowdragon734719 күн бұрын
Well, she is wearing shoes too.
@Lup_Werewolf-goddess4 күн бұрын
@@bribeeay Same 😭💀
@herolumierelumanite16084 ай бұрын
Paracelsus getting irrite at ABA for dangling off him and pulling her is the best part. Man said "Please stop, you're embarrassing me"
@user-zs9ux1ru8u3 ай бұрын
Nah he looked at the audience and knew if he didn't stop her quick the rating would go from M to Adults only
@Shizzy40Ай бұрын
@@user-zs9ux1ru8uwhat’re you even talking about dawg
@swordsmanthegamernine7973Ай бұрын
Okay maybe you know. What’s up with the…Lovecraftian horror key it becomes towards the end of the short?
@herolumierelumanite1608Ай бұрын
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 So you know Eddie, Zato-1's demon pal? That, Paracelsus is one of those. I-No is one as well.
@swordsmanthegamernine7973Ай бұрын
@@herolumierelumanite1608 I do not
@wiishopped4 ай бұрын
I like how it shows her struggling to push and pulls Paracelsus, then it fucking shows her picking it up cleanly and BITING him
@longbeing4 ай бұрын
Her round win animation while in Jealous Rage is even crazier, she just hauls him up onto her shoulder like it’s no big deal
@NutSaxs4 ай бұрын
Rage is one hell of a state
@clairelili8734 ай бұрын
@@longbeingIf I remember right, in Jealous rage she RUNS while carrying him with just one arm. A.B.A is fucking scary and I love her for it
@neminem2334 ай бұрын
He probably works with her while attacking.
@YaBoyNero79194 ай бұрын
You see that's what we call Adrenaline
@Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance4 ай бұрын
I never knew that i would want to be a 6 foot tall sentient key until now
@samdoezzzstuff3 ай бұрын
literally same
@Dennis-pn5xb3 ай бұрын
@@samdoezzzstuffI wouldn't do that because I'm not the kind of guy you can just bite and get away with that fr
@starstorm12672 ай бұрын
“I can fix her”
@user-mu5rt8jp2u2 ай бұрын
I'd pay my life savings to get bitten like that by her fr fr@@Dennis-pn5xb
@avtogratiashvili35792 ай бұрын
@@starstorm1267 fix what?
@Let_that_ningen_know4 ай бұрын
why bro looking at us in the 3rd clip? we can’t help you lil bro you asked for this💀
@Sailor639Ай бұрын
He wants you to lose/win, because her "win pose" is horrific 💀
@IIAwfulWaffleII4 ай бұрын
Paracelsus being just a regular fucking guy in Guilty Gear has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in this series
@NNTheRealGurl4 ай бұрын
Poor bastard got turned into a fucking key
@Maxler57954 ай бұрын
Reminder that blazblue's "normal guy" is a guy called "ragna the bloodedge"
@nevenven4 ай бұрын
@@Maxler5795Jhon Blazblue
@doorsareforopening4 ай бұрын
Didn't he manipulate ABA and make her the way she is?
@chiefbawor_thegr89664 ай бұрын
@@nevenven I mean, he did become John Blazblue at the end
@alenoxplays84484 ай бұрын
"You can't fix her and you will die trying" I say a Worthy challenge is ahead 😂
@trollguy26164 ай бұрын
Honestly bro how tf u dating a key
@omgitzthunderlol45984 ай бұрын
The comment above you said “i can fix her” 😂
@ipgamir9934 ай бұрын
The comment above you. Perfect match.
@gennarosevero18564 ай бұрын
What if I don't want to fix her? What if I wanna make her worse
@kaiserwave59774 ай бұрын
Key got to her first
@TheSizzleDash4 ай бұрын
The animation where he just looks down at her and his lips move is so smooth.
@dejavu-25344 ай бұрын
*The anger crunch sound is soo funny lol*
@TheForeskinStealer28204 ай бұрын
“I can fix her”
@misterboxhead30454 ай бұрын
She's already has an husband you...
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
@@misterboxhead3045 Just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score.
@KrystianZieba-kc8tx4 ай бұрын
@@scotginger4690too late, the key scored
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
@@KrystianZieba-kc8tx In a match, multiple people can score in the same goal at different times.
@KrystianZieba-kc8tx4 ай бұрын
@@scotginger4690 too bad this was best of 1
@overlordchemm37054 ай бұрын
Paracelsus is actually peak design, the inner lines of his little floppy ear things curving up and inward like raised eyebrows gives him a constant look of mild concern and I love it.
@miaoumiaou31004 ай бұрын
Hes got like bunny ears 🐰
@russelldoty27434 ай бұрын
In the old games, those flaps curl up into demon horns in rage mode.
@Semi-GD4 ай бұрын
"b-b-du-du-d😢-aughh~!😩"
@Bee_Lemon2 ай бұрын
what I hear at the last: "Du-du-Du DAD~"
@Captnspork4 ай бұрын
The hanging off him bit was adorable
@Xdadster4 ай бұрын
Why yall saying "i can fix her" Her being insane is the whole appeal.
@tap564 ай бұрын
idk but i hella know that key got some god tier rizz to pull a woman like that lol
@b3but_he_was_here4644 ай бұрын
@@tap56 sentient ax-key with all you want moment (can turn blue...)
@SylverScourge4 ай бұрын
They can fix her but damn I could make her worse
@adeer874 ай бұрын
This guy gets it
@daeryk64243 ай бұрын
That and she be wildin' with her keyblade when enraged.
@Dapper_Frog4 ай бұрын
The key seems chill asf. I like their relationship, the way she was swinging in him was cool
@mr.wizbiz.29174 ай бұрын
yeah key bro is pretty neato but kinda untrustworthy cuz he a blood thirsty demon
@clairelili8734 ай бұрын
@@mr.wizbiz.2917The good thing is that he himself is trying to change that because of A.B.A, which is def working seeing how he is way more chill nowadays
@chewy71274 ай бұрын
I won’t fix her, she’s perfect.
@THEGUILTYGEARАй бұрын
PERFECTION CAN'T PLEASE MEE!!
@Jared-ty8xd3 ай бұрын
I like how Parry is like "I’m not a stripper pole, lady!"
@nagiku994 ай бұрын
I can’t help but sit here and appreciate how much personality the animations have. They really are fitting for the type of character.
@rolo25684 ай бұрын
And yet they cant sync the lips
@freakillusion4 ай бұрын
@rolo2568 Cause the games originally from Japan. So obviously the sync is different, also they aren't going to create a new animation for every single voiceline
@rolo25684 ай бұрын
@@freakillusion oh no!! Who cares, make a good animation or get the fucking hate
@nagiku994 ай бұрын
@@rolo2568 apparently you care a lot otherwise you wouldn’t have said anything. I get that the lip sync issue is there, but I couldn’t care less. I’d rather not be “that guy” who has to nitpick every detail just because it’s not perfect. Many other anime games have the same issue too, I’d be doing too much to hate on a large portion for one issue. Seems rather immature really.
@rolo25684 ай бұрын
@@nagiku99 ok fine the entire game looks like shit lmfao, who came up with all of that insane bs
@ryzekiv71474 ай бұрын
Lady’s got some issues…
@kelseyblue5764 ай бұрын
something something i can fix her lmao
@tellg0t0904 ай бұрын
Her husband's a key
@iexisttobreath4 ай бұрын
@@kelseyblue576she's giving A.K.I vibes from street fighter. Your most likely not gonna fix her
@katamed52054 ай бұрын
She is the issue
@kumaradio54144 ай бұрын
She's working on it
@malevolentghost57344 ай бұрын
Guilty Gear has such cool character designs dude.
@neminem2334 ай бұрын
One thing I noticed is that aside from the guard animation, she's always in front of Paracelsus, she doesn't walk the other direction when walking backwards she tries to push him backwards. I think that's neat
@dw12704 ай бұрын
I love the face paracelsus makes when abas swinging left and right 🤨
@mr.wizbiz.29174 ай бұрын
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@IamJerf4 ай бұрын
Same, he's like, "wtf is she doing!?"
@LarydaNuo4 ай бұрын
When even an comically large key has more game then you
@cheesyfries1254 ай бұрын
I wanna be his girl~
@InvictusSolis1434 ай бұрын
@@cheesyfries125His? Its an it
@cheesyfries1254 ай бұрын
@@InvictusSolis143 oh
@Darkion-ed2me3 ай бұрын
Good bro keep her im not tryna be that key 😭
@PhantomGato-v-Ай бұрын
@@InvictusSolis143Flament Nagel is a guy lol. Taking the shape of a giant key/battleaxe but the magical focus at the centre of it does identify as a man
@slasharrowthetimetraveling3 ай бұрын
Not the cartoon chomp sound effect😭
@FelisAlcea3 ай бұрын
Type of girl to call paracelsus her "pookie wookie bear"
@MaestroAlvis4 ай бұрын
So paracelsus has trouble straightening up when aba hangs off of him? Also it's so cute how he watches her.
@SquaulDuNeant4 ай бұрын
no it's not he seem even pissed off by it rofl
@hi788894 ай бұрын
Not rly just confused@@SquaulDuNeant
@ROTTING_MOONLIGHT4 ай бұрын
Hes makin sure his pookie doesn't bonkers her head and get brain damage💗💞
@luckyday57214 ай бұрын
I noticed when he pulls her and certain other animations. Paracelsus has sharp teeth, which is a nice hint to his more demonic older form. I hope we get more story of them so curious
@BlancOtaku4 ай бұрын
He also does it when she gets hit
@Elementroar4 ай бұрын
He so far gets his sharp teeth back when he starts panicking (like getting lifted by Potemkin during HPB); and also when he gets angry if A.B.A. takes a full hit instead of him during her crouch. Like, he'll glare at the enemy, he looks like he's growling, and he loses control of his ear-flap things cos he's just really angry she got hit instead of him.
@poopyfartboi4 ай бұрын
What I'd do for a quality guilty gear anime 😢
@anarchyandempires54524 ай бұрын
@@Elementroarshe might be crazy, but he's definitely crazy for her.
@yomamalover4694 ай бұрын
I got a story for you. Its called "the weeb who never showered"
@MimebladeGMail4 ай бұрын
There was a point where A.B.A. didn't even know Flament was a weapon. She just thought he was a giant key she found attractive.
@KalicoKal4 ай бұрын
soul eater relationship goals righ here
@Ragequit474 ай бұрын
guilty gear have some wacky weapon. recently i just found out that sol's weapon is a lighter.
@Bondrewd__214 ай бұрын
@@Ragequit47most cool lighter made of 2 different weapons.
@skywoofyt53754 ай бұрын
@@Ragequit47It's the sickest lighter in the entire world, you can use it like a slab of stone.
@henryadlerzando64604 ай бұрын
Thats not lore accurate at all
@zorancuga12363 ай бұрын
Crazy girl + depressed man = The perfect marriage
@Sky_Lin3_394 ай бұрын
She’s seriously married to an oversized key 💀
@Muddy-Goldfish722 ай бұрын
He's actually a demon axe. He just looks like a key because ABA loves keys.
@PhantomGato-v-Ай бұрын
@@Muddy-Goldfish72and Magical Foci adapt to the visions of those who perceive them. Which means A.B.A was so obsessed with him being a key he stays a key.
@obscuremix81984 ай бұрын
The voice actress did a magnificent job.
@scotginger46904 ай бұрын
Paracelsus my beloved... Wait who's that banging on my door? AHHH-
@Bababoi.4 ай бұрын
Get a life
@shin_nasrash4 ай бұрын
@@Bababoi.if life is like video game everyone who have sex probably have infinite life because of mario technic
@Bababoi.4 ай бұрын
@@shin_nasrash i see. Thanks shinada
@bloocarracer3334 ай бұрын
@@shin_nasrashI love homeless man ❤
@TheRealBlackSilenceTotally4 ай бұрын
Thanks shinada from yakuza 5@@shin_nasrash
@Horro_rider4 ай бұрын
The key: help me
@dalaw96604 ай бұрын
“ Yeah, mom. I want her.”
@nutzeeber4 ай бұрын
I love how she still respect the key, hearing him compliment the fight and there's nothing she can do but agree with him
@vocalcalibration80334 ай бұрын
My man is in an abusive relationship. Somebody save my guy!
@TheKenchanx4 ай бұрын
Considering his past, it's poetic karma
@flynnfarron4 ай бұрын
In the arcade ending, they talk it through and work everything out. It's actually a pretty healthy relationship, weirdly enough.
@gutterman75614 ай бұрын
I feel like a man dying of thirst while watching a key rust in a lake
@user-xf4lb3cz3s4 ай бұрын
@@gutterman7561🔑
@josh___something4 ай бұрын
My guy wants to be there, apparently. Let him cook, they might just work this out.
@OaoFlamen2 ай бұрын
I love how the key looks at the 4th wall like "Do you see what I have to deal with every day?
@thePokemonmaster1414 ай бұрын
I love how animated she is makes me want to pick this game up
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20624 ай бұрын
I cant believe he actually fixed her
@majahultgren53684 ай бұрын
Girl she is NOT fixed💀
@realislit80644 ай бұрын
Thats the fixed version?
@04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake4 ай бұрын
@@realislit8064this is when she have something to lose and hang on to and have some loose screw Just imagine when she has nothing else to lose and nothing holding her back How crazy she'll be
@04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake4 ай бұрын
@@majahultgren5368n no, she is.... To a degree anyways
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20624 ай бұрын
@@realislit8064 fortunately
@sv320994 ай бұрын
The one where paracelsus compliments the opponent and A.B.A. gets jealous is hilarious and badass if they actually win the next round
@KITYxNIKY_rdx4 ай бұрын
SOS HELP PLEASE HOW TO STOP LOVING THIS CUTIE AND SCREAMING I'LL THROW HER🥰
@bingchilling3914Ай бұрын
"I can fix her..." "I want her to make me worse..."
@Xtastic4 ай бұрын
Did shawty really grind on my man💀💀 Nevermind Edit: im disappointed that this is my new most like comment, liked this shit ain't even as creative as my jjk hakari comment💀
@nicknick_nick4 ай бұрын
Let me be the keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@underplayer4204 ай бұрын
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMN IT! NOT HIM! ITS NOT FAIR!!!
@paracelsus_aba4 ай бұрын
Should've seen her taunt in Isuka, she used him as a stripper pole. 😅😅😅
@PLASBEZ4 ай бұрын
Does it stank?
@nicknick_nick4 ай бұрын
@@PLASBEZ lets analyze. Shes artificial, but shes tailored to reality. She is also magically powered by what seems to mainly be blood. I dont think she has any incentives to take a shower.
@alexavier16964 ай бұрын
I love when Paracelsus has to pull A.B.A. up from the ground like “Girl, will you please stop that? We are in public.” 😂
@ladyvictoria8204 ай бұрын
Their interactions with each other are so cute 😂
@Elementroar3 ай бұрын
This is cos ABA used to GRIND on him back in XX/AC mid-battle! In the audio drama CD, when he morphed into his Moroha mode (the goat head form), this REALLY gets ABA excited and she starts rubbing on him and they added the rubbing sound effects LOL! He started yelling at her to stop rubbing up at him and to get her head in the game/battle lol!
@ladyvictoria8203 ай бұрын
@@Elementroar AYO WTF!? ABA A FREAK FOR REAL FOR REAL! 😭🤣
@Elementroar3 ай бұрын
@@ladyvictoria820 You can find that audio drama online here somewhere lol. Search for Night of Knives vol2, and it’ll also have a link to the English transcript in its description
@Datsmileyboi4 ай бұрын
“Anime isn’t weird you’re just trying to be different” *wroooong* 🤣
@ryuuko1234 ай бұрын
I randomly come across this video and holy shit, the facial expressions look sick as hell.
@rotlove23824 ай бұрын
well he is the KEY to her heart
@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo4 ай бұрын
A.B.A’s little swinging off of him was always super cute to me
@soon_to_emerge4 ай бұрын
I don’t know this character, but she looks so innocent t wen she does that xd Very adorable
@GoibniuNihiliste4 ай бұрын
This game has more story telling in its taunts than most shows out today.
@AlexanderJones-jj2tj3 ай бұрын
Just realised, her shirt is made from jeans. What else is missing? A door?
@urmommahouse4944 ай бұрын
Every a huge key pulled...the bloodline ends with me😢
@WanderingAwayToTheNextDay05134 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, keep trying. And don’t rush, it will happen when it does and for good reason.
@Brush4214 ай бұрын
"If a huge key found love you can too" -Bob Ross
@LDAR4 ай бұрын
@@Brush421 To be fair, the love found him. I’m not sure he even wants it
@spectacledWolf4 ай бұрын
it's a cartoon woman, she's not real. also, don't settle for crazy just because you want to make a baby. you'll regret it.
@smithbabies78864 ай бұрын
I hate how this is actually a relatively good relationship. Only ones that really beat it are Sol and Jack`o (the guy who had to kill his wife like 5 times and the murder machine), and that's mostly it. Holy shit.
@trashtoast70074 ай бұрын
Does ky not count
@hoodless_14 ай бұрын
@@trashtoast7007 Age gap /sarcasm
@trashtoast70074 ай бұрын
@hoodless_1 then in the same way, Jacko and sol is rocky as well
@hoodless_14 ай бұрын
@@trashtoast7007 Eh, inconclusive? If I cloned you, the clone is not the same as an infant, right? That is more or less what happened with Jack-o. Unlike Dizzy, who just grew really fast (and absorbed more information than an average 3 year old would). Then again I was sarcastic with the og comment, and also I'm not really a lorehead
@smithbabies78864 ай бұрын
@@trashtoast7007 ky does count but his relationship is rockier than sol's mostly because he's a king, he shipped off his 3 year old to live with sol before he realised sol forgot to feed him, and he's married to a 6 year old who skipped childhood and got an express way path straight to getting laid by a racist
@TiberiusTheLivingLegendАй бұрын
This seems like a very healthy relationship 🙂
@NebulaBubbles3 ай бұрын
THESE TWO ARE HAUNTING ME WHAT DID I DO
@afanofstuff91234 ай бұрын
Yo she really throwing it back Damn girl control yourself he's already as hard as steel
@ilovemyfamily-hoe4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😭😭😭‼️
@tevintabbi73034 ай бұрын
"I can fix her" Nah....Imma be part of the problem
@lightennight88362 ай бұрын
This short is what made me look into Guilty Gear.
@KyranisaurusRex4 ай бұрын
This just randomly popped up on my feed. I'm so confused and concerned at the same time 😂 wtf is happening 🤣
@orangejuice96314 ай бұрын
Yooo this character is so well animated. Gotta say big W from the studio that makes guilty gear (I don't play guilty gear)
@longbeing4 ай бұрын
Her battle animations are great too. Guilty Gear Strive has a lot of real weirdos, but her weird frantic movements and the way the goopy key moves really sells the idea that they’re still the weirdest, even by Guilty Gear standards. (It’s made by Arc System Works btw)
@WIFEOFMODOK4 ай бұрын
SOMEONE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE HER 💀
@thats_someone4 ай бұрын
💀
@Trigger-H4ppy4 ай бұрын
I can fix you
@canam1664 ай бұрын
You're perfect
@freakillusion4 ай бұрын
You're not the only one dude. My partner was like "yeah she's you if you were completely unhinged... I mean more than you already are". Honestly they aren't wrong unfortunately
@dotcom88034 ай бұрын
That's tough man💀
@jarviscoltrane29454 ай бұрын
I like the old style of the key where it turns into an actual demonic antler skull when she feeds it with blood
@PhantomGato-v-Ай бұрын
The old version was Paracelsus taking over A.B.A, while the new versions are either A.B.A taking over Paracelsus (jealous rage) or both of them working together to their maximum capabilities (the red axe thingy)
@user-ek9me6hx5b4 ай бұрын
The same people who simp for a fucking object:
@aitanacruz98824 ай бұрын
She has good taste.
@cheesyfries1254 ай бұрын
FOR REAL
@EiShatMaiSelf4 ай бұрын
Paracelsus’ shirt must be really yummy
@KefthGaming4 ай бұрын
"Shes Just A Little Crazy Bro" She :
@devilsMasquerade24 күн бұрын
They’re perfect for each other
@paddyofurniture95233 ай бұрын
Still can’t believe that’s brizzyvoices doing the dub. She knocked it out of the park
@missingat8594 ай бұрын
Throwing it back on a key blade is a common event kingdom heart 4
@arymullins82954 ай бұрын
Kingdom hearts character but more edgy
@khmasterva69194 ай бұрын
as a KH Fan, this is funny.
@Cure-Skywalker4 ай бұрын
Keyblade wielders stronger than Xehanort
@saiyanation35484 ай бұрын
It's hilarious how true this is
@drakevoidwalker4 ай бұрын
"I see...so *_that's_* a Keyblade"
@FartSticksXDlol4 ай бұрын
@@Cure-Skywalkeryou put up a good fight
@gabtv53884 ай бұрын
It went from : "I wish i was the key." to "I'm glad that i'm not the key."
@Roarless4 ай бұрын
damn she's the most sanest person alive
@gnomegguy694 ай бұрын
THE KEY FUCKING SPEAKS!?
@TheKenchanx4 ай бұрын
He's an ancient demonic axe. Of COURSE he talks.
@gnomegguy694 ай бұрын
@@TheKenchanx oh... Didn't know that he was a demon axe... HE'S A DEMON AXE!?
@louie52564 ай бұрын
HE'S NOT "THE" ITS HIM....ITS MY HUSB-
@Da_Choppa4 ай бұрын
He has a name
@IcarusMundi4 ай бұрын
Bro said “😬”
@vvitch-mist204 ай бұрын
Oh so she IS in love with this thing. I saw them on my feed and was wondering if Tumblr had gotten to me, or they were written that way.
@ArctemmАй бұрын
I love how the guy is normal one but formed as a key 😭
@specter16914 ай бұрын
She straight up took a whole bite outta him 😭
@DUMMSWAG4 ай бұрын
Somebody save bro he’s been blinked 30 times😭
@kidMRtGamesOFFICIAL4 ай бұрын
He has that "Fuckin' HELP ME!" look. 😂😂
@Kenjaku10004 ай бұрын
Most wholesome husband and wife moment..
@tutsebhatu64954 ай бұрын
shed be such a cool cosplay
@mr.wizbiz.29174 ай бұрын
facts my man
@longbeing4 ай бұрын
Even if you tried your best to make a lightweight Paracelsus, I think you’d still need to be kinda jacked if you wanted to carry it anywhere.
@weirdsoupcartoonsyeah4 ай бұрын
@@longbeingstyrofoam
@Uhlersoth774 ай бұрын
Most GG characters would make a great cosplay. I don't know who designs them, but you can tell a lot of care was put into them.
@tutsebhatu64954 ай бұрын
@@longbeing lol yea
@randomledgelord39974 ай бұрын
“IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! It SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEEE!!!”
@ZaiDrizzleDropАй бұрын
Anyone who says “I can fix her” is just a narcissist that thinks they are a moral pillar. Fix your own issues. “Fixing” someone just sounds evil and manipulative in itself. It makes the “fixer” able to gaslight the person they are “fixing”. It’s ironically just such a messed up phrase.
@minkiedinks4 ай бұрын
calm down girl he's all yours
@user-yg7sh9fh2y4 ай бұрын
"I can fix her" "I can make her worst" "She's perfect" The 3 quotes
@IIAwfulWaffleII4 ай бұрын
You forgot the secret 4th quote “I’d let her ruin me”
@skywoofyt53754 ай бұрын
@@IIAwfulWaffleII and the 5th quote "She's literally me"
@fire-eo4us4 ай бұрын
S...she perfect
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj4 ай бұрын
SHE can fix ME! Please!
@strykertron2324 ай бұрын
Dude, wink with your left eye if you need help.
@Ash_NuggTato22 күн бұрын
Her saying "keep your leering eyes off my husband" makes me think of juvia talking about gray
@RichtofenDr4 ай бұрын
Paracelsus: I've accepted this in my life, but seriously what is wrong with this woman?
@notlit70484 ай бұрын
idk who they are but i feel like the key doesn't like her whenever the girl gets too physical, it's like the key wants a divorce 😂
@charnor27274 ай бұрын
They're still figuring out how to actually work together on having a healthier life.
@VallenChaosValiant4 ай бұрын
This is actually an ironic portrayal of a classic trope. The key is actually an axe containing a powerful blood thirsty demon, and the demon forced the person to use him to commit acts of violence to feed him blood. Eventually the user feeds their own blood to the weapon until they die. Then they find the next victim. Except, this time the user is a powerful flesh golem who refuse to die and genuinely love the axe. And the axe over the decades start to care for her and stops sucking her blood for her safety. Spoiler: The new arc is that ABA is actually started to mutate the key because SHE is corrupting HIM. She was effectively killing him because of her emotional state. Because ABA know the key never loved her back. But eventually the key told her they care work something out between them and not to be so jealous all the time.
@Offtheset4 ай бұрын
@@VallenChaosValiant Thank you for the explanation!! I’ve been so curious of their relationship
@orlando7804 ай бұрын
@@VallenChaosValiant So its an abusive relationship (from both sides) thats trying to learn to grow better and become healthy? Neat
@fischio-gc-hides59944 ай бұрын
@@VallenChaosValiant for wgat i was tild aba not only is jelous because she was alone for 10 years but also because paracelsus actively tried to get away from her before and manipulated her for his bloodtirsth that made her more jelous and paranoid about being alone again
@Stillbraixentho4 ай бұрын
She really went from the victim to the abuser
@Quaxly_Joestar_15 күн бұрын
This wasy first piece of guilty gear content ever shown to me and then my friend reccomended it and now... 100+hrs
@LowellLucasJr.4 ай бұрын
I am so jealous of that key right now😂❤
@AUTOMATON_GRUNT4 ай бұрын
If its not broken, dont fix it
@EiShatMaiSelf4 ай бұрын
I can’t with that biting sound😭
@AnayaIyedАй бұрын
Bro her husband is a key 💀💀💀
@dreadnaught14454 ай бұрын
God i wish thar was me...
@xXMango_jellyXx4 ай бұрын
I know this will sound weird but I got weirder friends, which one are we talking about here?
@dreadnaught14454 ай бұрын
@@xXMango_jellyXx I wanna be either the bandages or the rope she's biting.