[ENG SUB] Convenience Store Robbery (Osomatsu-san)

[@PatchworkRose567]

I can see this happening in an actual episode.

[@exosus.]

Same!

[@crimsonrose2417]

Yes It needs to happen

[@chammiet7047]

yes if this happened in real life id be laughing my ass off

[@spacecowboy4464]

Same

[@eggy0llk]

SAME

[@starsonapollo2]

I just love how offended Ichi seemed at the assumption of him calling the cops on his break. Then Choro just fucking losing it.

[@andyantos23]

No matter how old this gets I still come back for “I won’t” “.... YOU SHOULD?!?!”

[@bobswolfie2001]

3:04 Karamatsu's tongue has morphed into a separate being.

[@abluesparklydidlernamedste6723]

bobswolfie2001 And its still painful af

[@crinkledhoodies8330]

*in karamatsu accent*~goodbye karamatsu girls~

[@Trashproductions2]

Yup.

[@RoseTintedPath]

"YOU SHOULD!!!!" "ITS YOUR CHANCE!!!!"

[@jesssin5845]

Protect Karamatsu at all cost!!

[@wf00]

NO YOU CAN DO IT, ICHIMATSU-SENPAI

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgr425]

+Jessmaru Sin Yes, protect me.

[@milesahmed6601]

+Karamatsu Matsuno Listen here, we are doing you a service by protecting your painful ass, don't get greedy. (I'm kidding Kara, we love you)

[@samuraifighterchick1456]

Like Choromatsu would EVER rob a supermarket. It'd probably go down like this.

[@astrobunny8001]

he would, anime figurines are EXPENSIVE gonna get a cheap karamatsu one owo

[@LonelyLittleTofu]

Yeah, especially if the panicking cashier is Karamatsu. Choromatsu kinda has a sweet spot for him as evidence as when he was trying to help Karamatsu stand up to the rest of the brothers. (6 years late, but I still care.)

[@angelinagold3014]

AAAAA THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT KARAMATSU TOO PURE

[@jilliancarlson1480]

angelina gold WE MUST PROTECT THE PURE CHILD!

[@smolkitsunee7483]

angelina gold yeeeee this boy is to pure and adorable and sweet!

[@reizen_mewz]

DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!

[@Day6Ot5]

He is the best Matsu 😊❤️

[@jstewart0527]

I gotta admit, you gotta love how Choro just points his knife at Ichi but looks at Kara

[@ThyGeep]

This is canon.

[@sleepingdog-m8y]

Choromatsu as the robber? That's unusu-- oh. OHHHH.

[@xarachan7749]

Sohee Park my exact thought

[@uhhhitsjustme8820]

Huh?

[@yamabukifagg]

I DON'T GET IT

[@krillbeans8620]

w h a t

[@Brench57]

im going to guess its because “choro” is a hispanic slang for robber

[@lunawolfrunner9972]

WHY WASN'T THIS AN EPISODE?!

[@sapphic.flower]

"If you go on break your just gonna call the cops" "I Won't" "...YOU SHOULD!" XD ugh it's too funny

[@iLeafie]

Bless you for translating this xDD

[@ichikan1488]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in youtube this month

[@marcelapol64]

ichikan14 x2

[@SinXI]

And that kids is how you deal with a robbery.

[@bakasushireal]

SinXI Yup

[@OhMyYaoixRoxasPerv]

"If you go on break, you're just gonna call the cops!" "I won't!" "..... YOU SHOULD!" I lost my shit that's too good xD

[@diobrando366]

Man Ichimatsu is my favorite😂

[@jstewart0527]

Dank Strawberry Poptart ICHIMATSU SENPAI!

[@jstewart0527]

《Ichimatsu》 senpaiiii

[@mangosoda114]

Dank Strawberry Poptart sameee I love him he's just like me

[@esabelcri]

We all love him

[@Riceyspicy]

Ikr

[@Winterpxstel]

the calmiest cashier I have ever seen

[@yuni1892]

When the robber has morals and you dont...

[@Phudge]

I can already see this in an episode and oh my god it would be _glorious_

[@potatoboi8327]

i've rewatched this so many times it's SO good

[@uwuzi]

karamatsu getting scared easily is my new favorite thing

[@sandraadams5252]

Imagine someone going to the convenience store and walking into and being like WTF and just walking straight out again like nope

[@xarachan7749]

sandra adams omg

[@thebeesknees3035]

Not even kidding this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life!

[@psyriot9217]

and now my whole family would think i'm insane after laughing that much

[@meespurresso4860]

I'd work at convince store, with these kind of people

[@xarachan7749]

mE eSpuRreSso! same fam

[@xXwapa98xDXx]

lmao amazing

[@sushihana0333]

Oh hiii

[@MariaHernandez-gw1um]

omg you're that one person who uploaded that sad Karamatsu video ;-;-;

[@MamaMatcha93]

i don't think i've ever laughed so hard in my entire life xDDD

[@TakuyaFJones2]

This is PURE GOLD.

[@ley90]

came back to see this again

[@charajin_jpeg]

THANK U SO MUCH TO THE CREATOR OF THIS ANIMATION. THIS IS WHAT INTRUDED ME TO OSOMATSU-SAN. .3.

[@chichai_archive]

This also never gets old🤣💖

[@unichurro]

Karamatsu, Choromatsu and Ichimatsu Delivery skit: (Ichimatsu) The rather hilarious convenience store robbery

[@ruegenthedragon]

this never gets old lol

[@spiderfriends_]

"fwah"

[@CuteTaiChan]

"GRRRR"

[@spiderfriends_]

"grrr.."

[@VictorianRabbit3456]

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life!

[@tae_9841]

2:34 why does that face remind me of Burgerpants

[@marcelapol64]

Mintae Chii xe

[@lemon8898]

Karamatsu: **TRIGGERED**

[@creamiipeachii]

imagine going to rob a store and the cashier pulls your own weapon on you while you comfort the manager from yourself-

[@firestar4407]

Am I the only one wondering where does the actual skit's audio come from?

[@acat7659]

Even after 8 years it still funny 😂

[@Demonya]

XD this is the best

[@leki1004]

This video was the reason why I am in the Osomatsu fandom now. I am truly grateful :)

[@Onlex]

Does anyone have the link to the actual video of this skit? Like the live action version. It used to be on KZbin, but now I can’t find it.

[@leodishion1]

I have no words to describe this except that it's beautiful

[@kezialawrence9302]

everyone is saying I'm ichi or kara, but I think I'm choro here, the one who thinks nobody is sane

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

I’m Choro but I’d also be Ichi idk

[@hakuureii_mechafan6401]

Best thing I ever saw. Now you have the proof that Ichimatsu is a good employee who can be trusted,he's even scaring the thief ! Nice Ichimatsu. Btw,thanks for the translation.

[@sheilynvargas1879]

This was beautiful *sheds a single tear*

[@akosisandoval]

Troll!Ichimatsu is now my headcanon

[@ru832k7ji3]

oh thank you soooooo much you're the angel to people dont know japanese please do more osomastu-san

[@jazzycakes6294]

This... I could see this happening in the show...

[@Julia-xk5uk]

Me at the beggining: **wheeze** Later: **wheeze more** Me at the end: **dead**

[@Tenjiku9]

this made me laugh more than the any episode in osomatsu san lo lXD funny as hell!

[@MonaMonaCute]

Karamatsu literaly did a panic attack

[@puchinou5532]

karamatsu is precious holy shit

[@expwosive]

This is cannon. And no one can disagree with me otherwise

[@jjartzlikeslamps]

Karamatsu's reaction to the robbery had me on my knees!! Poor guy he was having a panic attack!

[@mayumigarcia9445]

LMAOOOO OMFG TS SO PERFECT. I CANT BREATHE. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@Kitsune-kb8zc]

Ichi is my spirit animal

[@marcelamca]

lol where are the original act?

[@ephymeral]

I found it ! watch?v=xXZBOcC6JzE

[@marcelamca]

+Yu Jyhn omg blees you

[@MrOonter]

+Yu Jyhn I was wondering why my views skyrocketed. Thanks. I appreciate it!

[@bruhbruh4473]

+MrOonter ay man can you post the name of the vid for the low level scrubs with mobile

[@ephymeral]

+Quinn Tran you mean this? Tokyo03- Convenience Store Robbery (English Subtitle)

[@adeoctabrilyansyah9798]

what original of this video, i think its from japanese comedy drama but i dont know the name and what episode it is

[@ssently7512]

Oh my god I can’t even describe how much I love this video

[@wilbur7016]

Karamatsu, Choromatsu, and Ichimatsu delivery skit!

[@kezialawrence9302]

(Pink)Tori(a) The Actually Rather Hilarious Convenience Store Robbery!!!

[@wilbur7016]

(Although, I'm not sure Karamatsu finds it so funny!)

[@terrilevaincois]

i think what really got me is Ichimatsu and Choromatsu calling the cops on him part. Ichimatsu will always be the troll XDD anyway I think all the roles are perfect. People say ichi and choro should switch but i disagree. Choromatsu is the logical brother and clearly the robber was the only one who is thinking in the situation so i think it fits perfectly. the act of robbing a bank however is something Choro would never do. but karamatsu was something else. he doesn't get scared that easily but somehow it fits him as a add in trait.

[@crickcada]

i can't believe this video is already 8 years old... does anyone know where i can find the original? i remember watching it when this video first came out and now i can't find it anywhere :( edit: i found it almost immediately after posting this comment lol. it's on a facebook post from a user called Japan Tomo. i searched "japanese comedy convenience store robbery" and it was the first result.

[@kirokye]

OH MY GOD TYSM i honestly love this video i always go back and rewatch it every couple of years bcs that’s how funny it is but I’ve always wondered where the actual og clip is from so thank u for ur service 😭🙏

[@sasa1175]

This is an accurate depiction of Osomatsu San

[@musicalwhimsy]

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SKETCH

[@mkparker3982]

i'm literally in tears this is the best thing I've ever seen

[@499cents]

This is funny yet wholesome I can't-

[@weirdlyunique5373]

*omg yes* this is the most funniest thing that I have ever seen on YT so far ever i can't even

[@kanayyugey]

I think ichimatsu is the bad guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shallanbrightness3520]

Tbh this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while

[@midnightxbat]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE THIS IS WAY TOO PERFEDCT OHTMH Y GOD

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

Studies show that when Ichimatsu and Karamatsu are hired at stores the successful robbery rate goes down by 100%

[@Silenthilllz]

ITS PERFECT

[@judgement-kazzy]

When Ichimatsu doesn't give a f***** on robbery or a murder.

[@hivebentclustertrash4207]

everything just spiraled out of control SO quickly

[@IntrinsicallySomnia]

My... stomach hurts... I can't... stop... laughing... can't even... catch a breath...

[@mahotou]

thank you for translating. I'm crying it's so funny! xD

[@Mみらい-s4y]

めっちゃキャラに合ってる😂

[@smolson8471]

This is actually the hardest I've laughed at a video ever XD

[@LadyPrincessDiana]

X'DDD I was supposed to go to bed after that video but I laughed so much I can't sleep now !

[@cloudybitbit6]

I won't. .....YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@anichibicore]

Karamatsu is legit me.

[@jazzmynjohnson6645]

Ichimatsu is my new favorite XD

[@welp5953]

I'M CRYING

[@welp9356]

This is underrated

[@internetdragon7624]

I know nothing of this anime and I still laughed

[@reizen_mewz]

Geez Karamatsu has high Anxiety XD poor guy

[@mangosoda114]

The cockroach is actually supposed to be a snake

[@daisycastro3920]

This made my day

[@zackerel]

a classic

[@artyanimations7068]

Comedy gold.

[@adoream4291]

This is great oml

[@bouncingpear]

Choromatsu was being too nice even he's a robber..😂😂😂 And Ichimatsu is such bastard towards Karamtsu... (but still love ichi~~~ 💜💜)

[@omnom320]

Aww! Poor Karamatsu! He just needs to be protected. Also, I have a headcannon for him now. He's scared easily. ^-^

[@Itsme-tv4uq]

I find this better as the original one. This has more expression and is funnier. And moreover I love Ichimatsu😍

[@saidd1s]

Do you know ehat the original one is? I've been looking for it but I can't find it

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

karamatsu asked for a rope ichimatsu brought out a nope rope

[@isitcake8675]

Ichimatsu is probably me if I get a job at a retail