【ENG Sub】Insta Noob Kanae and Tipsy Nqrse【Nijisanji / Utaite】

[@klayrollivan5558]

"hey so about instagr-" *_"yo guess what I accidentally drank alcohol thinking it was cola lmfao"_*

[@vaachubashrimpu2646]

Yeah so, whatchu you wanna talk about? XD

[@xinkil2214]

PLSS 😭

[@Vitx0o]

but can we talk about how nqrse put on bamboo burning BGM and then thought his house was burning??

[@Honey-yg2cl]

Lololll

[@Insannoe]

Ahahhhahah

[@taka8445]

nqrse is always so fun, his laugh is contagious www

[@taka8445]

@@kikio6408 beta xiao’s design is so good i really hope they release it as a skin for him one day!! 🥺

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

To the listener who recommended nqrse, thank you 😂🤣

[@dangowo]

Nqrse drunk is the best thing, he's so giggly when he's drunk huh 草

[@alohaclairedacanay16]

I really love Nqrse chan.

[@crystal110698]

Sameeeee ;-;

[@AkioAkiko]

Since the moment Nqrse said that he confused alcohol with cola, I totally knew that this wasn't the guy you should ask for help, Kanae 😂😂😂

[@hui7012]

Rare footage of 2 people on their final braincells trying to function at past 12am in the morning🤡👍🤣

[@Qnnchqnn]

Kanae making an insta account on pc and then somehow making it all Korean is so funny LMAO Also, the second he called Nqrse, I was so confused because Nqrse fans know best he doesn’t post at all 😂

[@hsuleepy]

Right before Kanae asked the question to ask a friend, the notification for the start of Nqrse’s TwitCast went off so the listeners knew he was awake 😂 It was basically meant to be~

[@scarletauxo4806]

I never though seeing a drunk and an ojiisan trying to make an instagram acc would be so amusing but the whole process was just GOLD✨ (Kanae trying to set it up using his PC 😭too cute) Nqrse is pretty active in terms of ig stories rather than posting and I can't blame him, the last time I made an actual post was over 2 years ago too xD Thank you for clipping and translating this!!

[@vuiz2747]

Drunk Nqrse and Confused Kanae is a combination I didn't knew I needed

[@alco1069]

nqrses borderline feral laughing at the end there got me, god i love these two

[@cariemelt]

it's funny how kanakana doubts nqrse's help in adjusting ig settings then later hearing from him that he haven't updated for like 1 and half years LMFAOOO wwww but nqrse-chan's really active in ig stories tho so he's still reliable www thank you for the translation! I was present in both streams and I am really shocked when knkn called nqrse-chan. they're both so funny while looking for the settings, two ojiisans wandering in Instagram wwww ps. I vvv much enjoyed nqrsechan's tipsy stream, he's so chaotic and cute www I rewatched for like three or four times www

[@hsuleepy]

By update I actually meant that he havnt uploaded a new image in over 1.5 years. Since he’s been using stories quite frequently, I think the actual app is up to date :)

[@cariemelt]

@@hsuleepy ohh yeah, you're right www sorry I think I was so sleepy last night I couldn't absorbed words properly sksksksks

[@briann6520]

Nqrse is by far the funniest utaite lmfao 😭 I'm literally wheezing in my bed its like 5am HAHAHAHAHAHHJSJSJSJ

[@pathetic2399]

This is why Naruse gets bullied lmao

[@Lulluney]

I love nqrse's laugh so much, it's so gleefully mischievous and gloating

[@Jack-wx4hg]

nqrse was the perfect person to ask for

[@satorumybeloved]

just two tech grandpas communicating 😹

[@blancamashirobird]

Nqrse-chan is so funny and cute~

[@-Raylight]

First time seeing someone mistaken alcohol for a cola, how does he do that lol The "spoiler" at the end, why you did you even tell us that Nqrse. Now everything is for nothing xD I guess should have asked someone like Hoshikawa, she might be using instagram.

[@crystal110698]

Kanae said he ended up being a big help though in one of the follow up streams. I didn't catch the live for this stream though

[@8koi245]

There's a sweet alcohol, forgot it's name tho, it's also the of the same color as cola

[@inlean3224]

@@8koi245 isn't it the ones from smirn*ff?

[@nansmolapple]

Nqrse without alcohol: CHAOTIC Nqrse with alcohol: stills CHAOTIC but kinda stupid, lmao

[@kilarthmac]

I love Nqrse so much LMAO how did he drink alchohol thinking it was cola 😭😭😭

[@BiscuitCh.]

Ahhhhhhj that "hi hi hi" laugh!! I really really love that!! ♥️

[@bamkyuu]

0:03 is so cute omg i want to make it into a ringtone 😂😂 the stream is so funny omg thank you for the translations! 💖

[@Tammiel-A9]

its like they're pretending to talk to each other but aren't really , its just their hallucination

[@lazel1057]

wait-- doesn't Kana's RR!@#!@ sound like a phone in the midst of dialing, thank you for the translation!

[@k.yukimeow]

😂 im gonna make it my notification ringtone

[@kabu3322]

Tipsy Nqrse gives me lifee 🙏 I love him Thank you for the clip!!

[@ltsora6276]

nqrse chans HEE HEE HEE type laugh gets me every time w

[@kaydkaydkayd]

nqrse sounds so funny when hes drunk but i cant help but think that he wld def be the type 2 run off when somebody tries 2 stop him 😭

[@crystal110698]

Nqrse-chan is so cuteeee! But i think he lacks confidence in many areas :c Hope he will learn to have more confidence in himself ❤

[@nix6242]

Thank you for the clip ❤️ Really love their interactions~

[@krownzee4439]

thanks for the TL! i’ve been really looking for eng subs of this stream!

[@snackingislife9633]

🤣 This was the best clip I've watched all week

[@floatamongstthestars]

This is happy go lucky and all but it has a sad undertone because of the fact that Kanae has received threats from his listeners ;(

[@hsuleepy]

The threats are actually just the listeners scaring him with the different ways he might mess up and accidentally dox himself

[@naeginosora96]

Not that kind of threat😅

[@bapiful5944]

LMAO i didn't know the raybans hacking was a thing in Japan too T_T

[@avourrito1819]

That last laugh/giggle was too cute

[@yuki-x_815]

Ive been there. Thinking it was soda but in reality it was alcohol

[@inlean3224]

This is such an epic mistake

[@chunta8628]

They so cute 笑

[@IndieMackie]

what the hell did nqrse mean by "free right now- what do you mean- its not the time for that kinda stuff!!" lmao

[@lins_z2]

The question is not why NQRSE is not using insta on pc, the question is why Kanae is not using it on mobile xD

[@Kuaci0606]

troll listeners xD

[@kozuains]

so like... did kanae get helped at all

[@yesrose113]

I want too know Kanae's advanture in discovering insta lol -p/s what is the rayban they talk abt im lost the sunglasses?

[@damianovargas]

A few years ago (I think?? it might've been months ago I can't tell time at all) naruse's account was hacked and a picture saying there are cheap raybans in a shady link was uploaded and MANY years ago it happened to soraru too naruse deleted the picture but if you scroll down soraru's Instagram it's still there lmao

[@xin_hina]

0:03 kanae the telephone...?

[@marisarisa25]

My insta account has been possessed by Ray-ban once before🥲 didn’t know it happened so often