[Eng Sub] Kaida Haru talks about his female friends (Nijisanji)

[@Mmannk]

I felt so bad when he probably legitimately thought “right, they’re not my friends. They’re just my senpai”. I wanna give him a hug

[@rekkasullivan]

Me too...

[@AA-pv6mi]

Same..

[@Mika-ul4jf]

oh my god the way the comments were telling him to stop and apologizing to him when he was reading out the contact list was honestly so amusing. It's fine to admit you're just an introvert ww

[@samiririn6178]

I see u every VALZ or esp Genzuki's content >,

[@Mika-ul4jf]

@@samiririn6178 AH oh my god honestly these kinds of replies make me so happy whsjdhd!!! Naturally, since Genzuki is my oshi-- I watch as much clips and streams as I can of him. V∆LZ too- but just cause I love their trio dynamic bskdbf

[@samiririn6178]

@@Mika-ul4jf i can't agree more with ur comment! I hope we get to see their 3d debut stream together in the future! ^^

[@mocha6265]

@@samiririn6178 when can they get their 3Ds?

[@samiririn6178]

@@mocha6265 I'm sorry, I have no further information as to when will they get their 3D models, I was just hoping it'll be ready sooner! ^^

[@katsu558]

When he started getting depressed after seeing all those people chatting with the opposite sex, *I felt that.*

[@zbigbozbboy5245]

Hey, at least you didn't become the punishment game.

[@hao9631]

Kaida: I had friends. I think. Kuzuha: Friends? What are those These introverts are so fkin cute. And then there's the outgoing kanae who knows everyone but privately he thinks ppl hate him--- BUT KAIDA KUZUHA KANAE TOGETHER ALWAYS A HUGE CHAOS. They only hype up among themselves lol

[@dokutah2480]

Together, they're the KKK

[@coco-rn7vt]

@@dokutah2480 oh god

[@maincraftsan2322]

btw, kuzuha also has many friends including sasaki, ririmu, shiina, kanae and fuwa.. they are good friends of kuzuha.. if with hima actually they are not very familiar even though they look familiar in dokuzuhonsha..

[@owitch]

This comment makes me curious about them. Will search more of their contents

[@eyin90]

No 1 in history: Mum No 3 in history: Grandma 🙈 Kaidaaaa adorable. Ahh so that's why he was offended when he finds out his fans are dating each other

[@dangowo]

I didnt think Kaida would have no female friends. When I first saw him I thought "ah he must be popular" LMAO

[@SAKA-xf3wu]

This is painfully relatable, but in reverse. I'm the girl who only have female friends irl, and even then that's just a few who I haven't talked to in a long time.

[@naeginosora96]

If this ain't me 😔✊

[@danzz4]

Dude same :c

[@washingmachine4993]

Same but tbh i dont think its anything to get worried over

[@yin1964]

Same, we don't talk a lot.

[@alfha2242]

samee (._.)

[@takoyuuru]

the way his eyes widened at 1:54 when he went "ne" was so cute ,, oml

[@Ria-vj3ch]

It’s okay Kaida, I have no friends of either gender 🥲❤️

[@nil2819]

This made me chuckle then cry because how relatable it is

[@gin8401]

same here so let's be friends

[@Ria-vj3ch]

I love how all our usernames have only 3 letters 😂

[@nil2819]

∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃) you're right

[@morningcavalry867]

Imma ruin the 3 letter namechain

[@CharleneOcampo13]

Kaida's listeners often beat him down but scramble to try to pull him up, LOL, they're so mean to him but I guess it's just tough love hahahaha

[@lunao_o4857]

"sleep next to my female friend" Kaida honey I don't think that's how it works. (・‿・;)

[@tori_is_my_nickname]

“i sleep next to my female friend” kaida 😭😭

[@ノエ-j5e]

proves the point he doesn't know what it is xD

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Shout out to that one dude in the chat who went "Eh, NTR?" when Kaida talks about his friend's girlfriend

[@noraiou]

"I don't think I've ever hung out at a girl's place before" Me too

[@Lux_flos]

Had to stop 2 minutes in because oh my god...Kaida is exactly how I was when I was younger before I got hit with reality. "Everyone is my friend! We talk occasionally so we're friends!" That pure child omg must protect him at all costs😭😭 This is so painful to watch since it's relatable- 🧍‍♀️

[@zeynabh]

Kaida experiencing culture shock within his own culture is the funniest and cutest thing ever 😂😂

[@yuna5129]

That’s why him and Akina are known as the Notorious Virgins www it’s okay~ we will still support you introverted Kirito Kaida ✨🥰

[@Moumanttai]

I wasn't even there but I can feel the need to apologize to him

[@AUSSnowy]

As a person who enjoys watching Kaida get bullied for entertainment. I feel bad for him on this one

[@sleepylasszz9622]

3:31 poor Kaida lmao i want to hug him so bad.... But i do apologized cause lmao i have a male friend that i text sometimes lol but even tho we went to the same school i never speak to him face to face i only talk to him through text lol

[@zatidayanah]

Same! XD ,, just texting each other but never talk to him face to face

[@yuliaphyriam2937]

Ahhh this hurts to watch in so many levels... I always thought Kaida would have lots of friends since he seems so energetic and friendly... I feel bad for him ;-; I can relate!! Thank you for this clip

[@Goqolen]

Hoshikawa called Haru burnt leftovers? guess he’s a Bertholdt and Armin kinnie now

[@batlxntern]

BYEEE WHAT

[@orangesilas]

NAURRRRR WHY WOULD U SAY THAT😭

[@katherineh3731]

The way this conversation just spiralled 😭

[@Necroneer]

I love how the size of the fonts go small as well when he talks in a smaller voice, it makes his lack of confidence seem more amusing.

[@-Raylight]

Kaida, why are you using your fans for an excuse? I love how almost everyone apologized to Kaida for bringing this topic up xD Awww, Kaida... I'm sure Fumi, Hoshikawa, and Karuta are your friends, not just senpai

[@azureacloud3583]

He literally just started saying out the superchats to end the topic awwh

[@oiinari]

the fast forward to the punchline “a friend’s gf asked me for xx-kun’s number” killed me LOL 8 months without texting isn’t that long? right..? Kaida doin just fine in my book :>

[@yuki7523]

As a fellow introvert, I also have the exact same problem XD I barely have any friends to chat with lmao, it's okay kaida I can be your female friend 😂

[@renn9331]

Kaida it's so freaking cute, thanks for the clip 🙏🏻💙

[@vonney7613]

Hes an introvert wwww

[@lilyyang9380]

He’s such an introvert. I love him.

[@tokki2901]

The amount of delusional thoughts about what he would do if he has female friends... giving me Akina's vibe, overthinking and daydreaming lmao. Ah... Kaida, good luck finding any girl friends in the future, we all rooting for you 😂

[@Anikane]

Kaida... sadly I know this pain all too well ; ;

[@Euphoric19]

Kaida's chat is filled with normies, lmao

[@danieleron4971]

oh my god, I feel so bad for him, I didn't think anyone could be as lonely or even loner than I am

[@crystal110698]

Hmmmm i don't text my real life friends often though, but we just contact each other for a meet up and talk when we meet up in person. I don't have any male friends in real life according to Kaida's listerners' logic then... But i text my discord friends often. My closest discord friend i a female, but i have 1 pretty close male discord friend. But that's all really, we don't text everyday either lol

[@tenshi-sama5045]

4:17 F

[@ivyaverina8256]

sorry kaida, but I too, chat casually with my male friends

[@whatsagoodnickname9025]

Aww, poor Kaida. But also, same here.

[@オレにゃん]

Reading the chat was hilarious 「ごめんな」 「悲しくない?」 Lmao

[@whiterabbit9606]

Recently I’ve noticed kaida-kun is really beautiful☺️

[@alexiaquiin4151]

isn't it just what introvert and unsociable person do..?? because i also have small amount of people i talk with..

[@riki-no-rina]

KAIDA PLEASE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE YOUR FRIEND

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Why you gotta do this to Haru-kun aw poor bb 🥺

[@Lulluney]

My pity for Kaida only grew the longer I watched....

[@Kenos444]

I always thought people who text a lot just dont have any hobbies. Doesnt really matter what hobbies you have, you wil spend most of your time doing them and text people maybe once a day. Thats what i do at least, I text only 1 dude every day cuz the last time i saw him was 2 years ago even tho we are really close and i see my friends 3 times a week so i dont really see the need to text them (except sending memes, we do that every day)

[@KaiX_04]

poor kaida...... thanks for the translations!

[@VelveteenDelta]

This is me though, except I am a girl...

[@ninaxji]

this is so sad ;w; but so relatable

[@lush_stepco-viewer02]

I'm texting everyday with someone if i really like that person and we are well-matched each other

[@rekkasullivan]

Its okay Kaida. Ill be your female friend. Ill try my best to treat u right. 😝✌🏻

[@nuran5537]

~Ona tomodatchi~

[@xin_hina]

7:05 lowkey described a girlfriend

[@doggypi1532]

Kaida sure does blink a lot~

[@keyonalyles2267]

See Donna; a man and a woman CAN be friends 🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowheartteen]

Introverted Kaida is so cute ❤ its okay Kaida, we are right there with you! From behind a screen in our rooms of course.

[@saf1732]

in my case I'm actually closer to my uni friends than my school friends. i just never felt like i fit in w my school friends. as for guy friends, i only have 4 i think, that I'm close with but we never really texted each other since I'm not really an active texter lolol

[@Jeanne17111]

It kinda hurts that i can relate to him so bad 😂😂

[@silk2127]

its ok kaida

[@kozuains]

his facial expressions are gold

[@eggbrgr]

KAIDA PLEASE WE ALL HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU ❤(○｀ 3′○)

[@MJ-ki7bw]

AAHHHH NOOOO why did this makes me sad T^T

[@yurikosaori1142]

oh god i really feel bad i wanna cry, my poor baby it's okay to have no female friends /pat pat

[@longearedlover]

This is so painful to watch. Poor introvert.

[@musiciscatharsis]

Haru...

[@bredthebread4077]

here i realized kaida is me but boy versionn

[@eminus2K]

the one dislike is from kaida

[@moo1087]

it's okay kaida i dont have friends too

[@gellichan09]

Aww poor kaida, he considered everyone his friends until reality hit him 😂😂 don’t worry, I too don’t have friends of the opposite gender 😂😂 I guess I’m a kaida kin 😂

[@ただもう奴だ]

The moment that introverts realize that they're introverts:

[@shadowX777777777777]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@adrianskyler8071]

okay, I actually feel bad for him

[@theraider156]

I think I just witnessed a murder … cause this man just committed suicide.

[@imtrashley]

kaida texts his grandma and that's ok ;;

[@edabakb]

Oh sweet baby...it's tough to be an introvert.

[@lostdestroyer8400]

kaida

[@TerryVideoZone]

bros he's just like me

[@soaringthroughtime]

Hes just like me frfr but reversed

[@rin_etoware_2989]

kaida, kaida, its ok to have many women-friends without being a literal yarichin, ね?

[@diligentone-six2688]

I would befriend introverts. They deserve some love too. (No Homo)

[@fatty1040]

Ahh yes an ordinary day in the life of a male. At least he turned out okay, Most boys let this affect them until they turn into bitter assholes when they are older. Although its wrong i do sympathize as personally i can count the number of compliments i got from classmates on 1 hand but thousands from teachers and adults. They dont mean nothing when your in that social lifestyle

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

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[@GherylM]

this is sad, get this guy a girl asap

[@hikari3800]

Please don't cry Kaida 😅😂 It's okay, I also don't have any guy friends (I do have classmate tho, but not close to chat everyday) Let's be single together 😂 (PS: I am a girl btw 😂)

[@augustkoyos]

They exist... Opposite gender text each other. 😂😂 Yes, Kaida. Yes. They are. Ps: I don't have any guy friends except my lil bro's childhood friends since I'm the one that taking care of them. (And that's why I don't really comprehend any romanticism between onēsan and otōtō's friends)

[@RratRemi]

So wait, im missing a piece of the puzzle and would be thankful for info: why is the topuc of women such a thing for him?

[@Cerita__Dunia]

His character has a feeling of lonely, single, virgin and has no friend introvert kind of thing... he also has a reputation of easy to bully... so his listener often tease him like.. 'omg youre so alone'kind of thing

[@meff841]

Because his chat likes to bully him for being an otaku, and otaku are stereotyped as being stinky and bad with women, and he’s pretty bad with women so he’s defending himself.

[@meowisol]

Oh is that why he built that girl robot in his original song, so he could finally have a female friend? Seriously though I think Kaida is just introverted, he probably just doesn't text people that often. And making friends when you're an adult can be hard. ***EDIT: Ah of course it's a cover song, my bad!

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

That wasn't an original song, it was a cover

[@meowisol]

@@NinaMarieNPianoKeys ah thank you, my mistake!

[@tiana1423]

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[@ezra5624]

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[@kero6298]

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[@penguinsteddybear2230]

Its ok kaida