[ENG SUB] Kaida's Emas [Nijisanji]

Please note there may be mistakes in the translations, and parts I couldn't hear well or understand were left blank!
Feel free to correct me in the comments! (pls do it kindly)
Kaida Haru: / @kaidaharu
• 【 Minecraft 】空き区画の建築と景...
• 【 Minecraft 】水族館を完成させる...
• 【 Minecraft 】サーバー観光しなが...
Nagao Kei: / @nagaokei
• 【マイクラ】にじ鯖観光＆雑談！！【長尾景/に...
Yorumi Rena: / @yorumirena
• 【 minecraft 】初詣をした後、鳩時...
Kurusu Natsume: / @kurusunatsume
• 【Minecraft】2021年！マイクラ始...
Sakura Ritsuki: / @sakuraritsuki
• 【minecraft】2021マイクラ初詣 ...
Kitakoji Hisui: / @kitakojihisui
• 【マイクラ】新年にじ鯖深夜徘徊【北小路ヒスイ...
Ars Almal: / @arsalmal
• ＃58【Minecraft 】あの～おみくじ...
Yamagami Karuta: / @yamagamikaruta
• 【Minecraft】マイクラで初詣できます...
Nishizono Chigusa: / @nishizonochigusa
• 【 Minecraft 】おはるセンパイとに...
Hoshikawa Sara: / @hoshikawasara
• 【MInecraft】実はあんまり初詣行った...
Saegusa Akina: / @saegusaakina
• 【にじ鯖マイクラ】本書いたり初詣したりする【...
Furen E Lustario: / @furenelustario
• 【Minecraft】久々にじ鯖観光～！みん...
Hakase Fuyuki: / @hakasefuyuki
• 【Minecraft】新PCからなので急いで...
Mayuzumi Kai: / @mayuzumikai
• 【マイクラにじ鯖】マジでただ観光するだけだか...

[@january7057]

I like how some of them start doubting their opinion of Kaida as a person lol

[@muhajaya3161]

Damn kaida

[@Daru_Is_Here]

This all happened because of Nagao. What a bro.

[@davy3832]

He saw his moment

[@MizuNyan108]

I like how this is an unplanned bully, but everyone's mind just clicked once looking at the signs... xD

[@Iggarashi]

Apes bully together strong

[@joshualee1685]

Dont wanna ruin the immersion, but their chats probably told them. Would be cool if chat caught on and only told the vtubers where the emas were, though they may go off and write their own things.

[@Ivy-jr4vg]

@@joshualee1685 probably? That is exactly the case for some livers as seen in the clip. You can clearly tell who were told by chat like natsume and ritsukin, and who figured it out by themselves like yorumi and ars. But in the end the context of the ema are decided by the liver themselves

[@Scionofgreyhaven]

Poor Kaida, he was just innocently doing his best

[@connorradcliffe1769]

He was so eager to go see what Chigusa had put down, but her giggle made him change his mind so quickly

[@bombasticsideeye123]

Yea i kinda felt bad bcs the ema was such an innocent cute thing and he was so excited for people to write in it. But it's all in good fun so yeah its funny ig

[@madamemcdeluxe]

“i thought of kaida san as really nice person. i thought he seemed like an ikemen but i might be wrong” LMFAOOOO

[@iamdale2241]

16:05 bro even Kaida's viewers bully him lmao *"easily bullied"* *"masochist"* *"pitiful"*

[@nil2819]

Sometimes I feel bad for him to be bullied this much but at the same time I want to see more...

[@InterstingUsername]

Ritsuki's impression of kaida is so on point that even kaida thought it was him

[@Minaaamii]

I love how Nagao actually realized the strange grammar after getting it pointed out and then deliberately leaving it like that lmao

[@miromitsuki]

😂😂😂 it became a "shitpost on Kaida" board

[@youngneil6456]

"anyone is fine, someone please do lotion sumo with me" is SO FUNNY i love how pathetic they make him sound

[@hamper6511]

Kaida san sounds like a cool guy -kaida

[@-Raylight]

Ofc Nagao was the start of this bullying xD Ritsukin's wish just got fulfilled, if only she knew... *"If he doesn't talk he might be cool"* Lmao Ars??! Too savage Karuta's pun lol I saw Furen's stream, I didn't realized this is a thing. Poor Kaida, in a way he's also blessed to be loved by this many people xD Awww Kaida's reaction is cute, thank you for compiling all of this into one. It's really fun to see their reactions

[@ayj1085]

Nagao’s power is not to be underestimated

[@reader-sw7rh]

Bullying Idaharu is apparently a must for everyone, buteveryoneloveshimanywaysoitsawinwin

[@setsurarara]

@namakikki miwa the entire nijisanji + every listeners

[@cainlaxeus06112]

IdaHaru is following Maimoto's footsteps of being everyone's bullying target. 草

[@MrMagnetron2]

@@cainlaxeus06112 that’s not a good legacy to live up to

[@ZnTxn]

"If he shuts up yeah", "someone who's always screaming", I mean they're not wrong but damn they're savage

[@mooshft7523]

Bullies kaida becomes a culture apparently

[@MrMagnetron2]

Unfortunately, that’s how real bullying begins too

[@k.stausi]

Akina’s sarcastic remark about the amazing Japanese of Nagao is akdjeidbenwjs 🤣🤣

[@ngbunty6269]

Kaida: "I want to be cool no!! i'm already cool" Kaida:Who is this? this was yorumi-san? Kaida: Yourmi-san wrote something like this? Kaida: Yorumi-san!! *small sound whisper* thank you me: Bruh..

[@nectqr]

everyone's instinct of teasing kaida is manifesting

[@meshihoshi]

Mayuzumi was so on point, like damm

[@aryuta]

Akina : "The japanese is amazing"

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

-sasuga nagao- the way everyone collectively agrees to write as kaida also mayuyu big brain woah

[@Mintabani]

hisui's image of kaida who was nice to her in minecraft before getting ruined like that 😭

[@connorradcliffe1769]

"What's with this guys personality?!"

[@muhammadnaufalw1822]

"it was fine until here" literally only the first wish lol

[@Shori948]

Kaida, everyone's punching bag

[@cainlaxeus06112]

Y'all peeps don't forget, before IdaHaru, Maimoto was also bullied a lot. IIRC, I found out about it during the Natsu Matsuri event held in Nijisanji server. Maimoto should make IdaHaru his apprentice as a bullying target. 草

[@ivyaverina8256]

@egi now instead of villagers, she has a pig named kaida

[@bigboss-zv9bf]

any links?

[@nobodysaw]

Kaida and his alter egos made me become a laugh track for atleast half an hour. Thank you so much for the translation.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

One of them legit thought he had multiple personality disorder and was a bit unhinged

[@Shabadaba1216]

Somehow Chigu's normal, nice ema turns really degenerate when you read it last. It's like that's Kaida's idea of wholesome Nijisanji fun.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

I love how he wanted her to put one up, but when she kept asking, and giggling, he legit looked so scared and heartbroken to look

[@rachel6793]

I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD WHEN KAIDA ASKED CHIGUSA TO WRITE AN EMA

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

a new level of bullying where everyone have the same thought of using kaida's name lol (Thanks to nagao)

[@whelan595]

Furen's initial idea of Kaida is correct lol

[@iamelevin6432]

I like how people naturally have desire to bully him the moment they saw it. If Kanae's voice exudes pheromones. Kaida exudes the M pheromones. Its like once he passed you by you can't help yourself but bully him. Is this the power of DX Kaida-kun?? Lol so cute.

[@xxiushi]

KAIDA CALLINF AKINA THE CHILI PEPPER TOOK ME OUUUUTTTTT

[@eyin90]

The puns are painful Yamagami Karuta-san....

[@jeykritov5123]

the loudest but also the most bullied person in nijisanji

[@kyou4353]

Ah yes, the always bullied kaida

[@basicallyjustabirdnow3616]

I love this so dearly. One of my favorite videos of all time. Especially the Akina one. Just imagine trying to be some japanese idol and asking justin bieber, who doesn't even like, make music anymore. damn.

[@jaizen4439]

Somehow things like this keeps happening to Kaida, being teased by Nagao (Mountain), the Emerald Lantern Tree, and now Emas

[@mirurururuvein]

Chigusa is the wholesome one here, I see.

[@Kanegane]

God, Kaida is officially my favorite lmao

[@sulthanms305]

*haru's reputation getting destroyed bit by bits* Azura : first time ?

[@luni_kyuu]

not kaida instigating his own bullying // pft- i love that nagao started this

[@moupurii6519]

This is like when everyone was tampering with Ebio's house lmaoo, poor Kaida 💀💀

[@badatchoosingnames3556]

He's everyone's M lmao

[@watagashi_mitai]

Oh my god this must have taken so much work!! I only heard bits and pieces of what happened so thank u so much for compiling it all in this one really long video!! otsukaresamadeshita!! Also it's almost midnight and im suppressing the urge to die laughing ahhaha this is so funny oh my gosh..Nagao you evil genius!! hahaha

[@SenseiBrute]

I learnt something from here We need to be a kaida once in our life

[@chrips154]

This is absolutely amzing, though at 12:13, that is so sweet bruh

[@gellichan09]

I didnt realize this was a 24 minute video of quality kaida bullying content. Time well spent n_n

[@jaywye]

Wholesome Chigusa

[@acff7963]

Perfect translation! I love your video from JP

[@548152]

I love how everyone's viewers knows that Kaida needs more teasing and eggs them on

[@xxhua3360]

Poor kaida, everyone loves him so much that he gets bullied

[@IzzyKilgore]

Ars is just too cute. My heart can only take so much sweetness

[@im_yuzu]

And then Nagao showed this during Nijisanji World collab and he got bullied internationally too 😂😂

[@yuki312039]

thanks for compiling all the clips and translating them! Didn't even realise so many ppl wrote as him XD

[@theycallmejasca9727]

You can tell how much everyone loves kaida senpai 😊

[@nurjeha5157]

Ritsuki's image made me die😂😂

[@BlindRight]

Lmao this is why I want more Nijisanji clips

[@vivianoranges]

14:56 i love how she just breezes past the looking for a girls line ID and only questions it when he asks to get bullied more 😭😭

[@fio6459]

Bro as soon as chigusa clip shows up, her notification pop up, what a frikin timing

[@krewa578]

Bless for 24 minute

[@solitairius.]

im back here after the international emas XD please compile all the new ones too~~

[@ShadowTheHypocrite]

Thank you for your efforts! This is truly beautiful.

[@YuckFart]

Thank you for the translation! I really enjoyed this :D

[@BlackLavenderWhite]

ahh i've been watching so many raw clips of it recently, thank you for translating this!

[@renthehag]

Thank you so much for uploading this. The sense of humor in Nijisanji is top-tier.

[@krizzy2580]

The wittiness in Furen-san's ema 💕

[@nashleygaile8174]

thank you so much for the hard work!

[@hamak0o]

Thank you for this clip!!

[@hideyourkidsihaveplentyofr9716]

Imagine kaida having another hidden personality👁👄👁

[@tarumiachi]

this channel is a bless🙏

[@amirrezahaghani1382]

Poor guy tried to make aomething that would make everyone happy and bring good vibes....look how they massacared my boy

[@danshi0]

LMAOO Akina's was the best

[@areyouliztening4001]

Omg 24 mins you are a godsend!!!

[@mawuwus]

This must of taken weeks to compile and translate, thank you very much 👏🏻

[@nakanowatari3339]

Looks like Kaida just got himself a new subscriber

[@kozuains]

ars deciding whether or not its crossing the line or not is adorable. they all love kaida and its a fact. mayuzumi saying whose message is whose always reminds me how mayuyu knows a LOT about njsj 24:22 THE WAY HE BLINKS IKDJFGIJSGNSJKGF ok,, irrelevant but kurusu's bgm sounds like another streamer's bgm (not gonna name but iykyk) DOES ANYONE KNOW THE TITLE PLS

[@tubularC]

Natsume usually streams with "野良猫は宇宙を目指した" as BGM

[@bramhistory]

This is literally the best xD

[@lyr7485]

How the hell did they all come up with the idea that all the Ema should be from Kaida? Lol

[@ronaldt.k.j.4641]

The amount of bus he is thrown under is uncanny

[@user-ss3hv4cj3k]

I would love to see more of this lol

[@GurenEinzbern]

I can't believe this clip just got a sequel because of the international niji minecraft collab 😂

[@luccette9047]

That smol arigatou gozaimasu🤣 22:22

[@mokongthe3856]

The cycle begun and can't be stop poor Kaida

[@BCkei]

Aaaaand now the EN & (former) ID KR bunch have joined… All because of Nagao

[@RhyeSachi]

*shakes fist* nagao kei !!! 🤧

[@kordact]

Nagao.. you're amazing lol

[@moonchildrina6923]

Emas is gold in malay so i thought the title is stating how much gold he have 😂😂😂

[@manna485]

"nankaida" good pun

[@rikishikato5001]

As an Indonesian, the title confused me. "What's wrong with his gold?" and then I realized it, "Aaaaah, "ema"! I get it now!"

[@ojougiglesistrullyblessed812]

damn the building are so nice

[@namihana5264]

Kaida's gold

[@KanadeChiaki]

JUST KAIDA

[@Leo18Zero]

Akina's was the best lmao

[@youknowwhoiam1062]

it's like what happened in here,50% chat is involved.

[@mortalunknown8304]

Tough, Kaida got bullied real quick.

[@joneslego3645]

Damn how did mayuzumi know lotion sumo was ars lol

[@PlyAkira]

Comment tell him about it

[@tatakaekaixin1846]

Kurusu and Furen looks so much alike, it's kinda hard to differentiate between them except when they talk

[@akairyusan1021]

*How to destroy someone's image 101*