[ENG SUB] Kuzuha & Ichinose Uruha's 1vs1 Fight + Reid's Reaction to Them, Part 2 (NIJISANJI/LVG)

(Grab some popcorn.) This can be watched as a standalone without watching Part 1 which is when they first met, but if you haven't watched Part 1 yet, feel free to do so: • [ENG SUB] Kuzuha & Ich...
Original stream (Kuzuha/Uruha/Ran/Reid) 24/1/2021:
• 【 Apex 】 高野菜 【 #AQFLOSE 】 ​
• 【APEX】こうやさい【ぶいすぽ/一ノ瀬うるは】 ​
• 【VTuber最協決定戦S2】後夜祭！！はじ... ​
• 【APEX】BIG☆STAR V最協後夜祭 ...
Streamer's accounts:
Kuzuha / 葛葉
/ vamp_kuzu​
Ichinose Uruha / 一ノ瀬うるは
/ uruha_ichinose​
Hinokuma Ran / 日ノ隈らん
/ ran_hinokuma​
Shirayuki Reid / 白雪レイド
/ shirayuki_reid
Shibuya HAL / 渋谷ハル
/ shibuyahal
Music used:
All songs by beco. In order,
1. Go Go Wonderland それゆけワンダーランド • 【Music】それゆけワンダーランド - 騒...
2. Dreaming Sheep 夢見るひつじ • 【Music】夢見るひつじ - 騒音のない世界
3. In the Cyber City 電脳都市にて • 【Music】電脳都市にて - 騒音のない世界
4. Born in the Heisei 平成生まれ • 【Music】平成生まれ - 騒音のない世界
5. Runner's High ランナーズハイ • 【Music】ランナーズ・ハイ - 騒音のない世界
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I'm still learning Japanese and I want to work hard with it, so if there's any corrections to be done, please feel free to explain to me! I hope you enjoy this video ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶
#VtuberEN​ #Nijisanji​ #LVG

[@__nessz5285]

*T/N, for some context & the misunderstanding:* To know who is who, please match the color codes of the one speaking to the introduction at the beginning! And links are in the description. Reid was also Ichinose's teammate in this tournament (and he did tell Ichinose that he'll watch her archive before their team split up for the fifth after-party match-- who'd know he ended up watching her live instead since the Ichinose/Kuzuha/Ran team took longer to dismiss...) 4:32 Either Ran meant that they were similar in sense that both are salmon (one is the meat, one is the roe), or Ran simply just wanted to tease them both... 5:04 I can't really catch what Ran says here, so I opted to translate what she put as her subtitle in her video for this line. 6:42 Uruha: Getting along and teetee isn't really the same. As pointed out by aburisalmonbelly & Fadel in the comments, Uruha said "equal" instead of "goal" :) 11:54 Kuzuha probably said "About how I'm weak" instead, since the early parts of this video were him being salty and always bringing up that he's weak, but seeing that he spent the last few minutes teasing Uruha, I think that he intended it to be for Uruha. Every time Kuzuha mentions about being "conscious of _____" here, he means it in a "difficult to deal with _____" kind of conscious (just in case anyone mistakes it for the heart-fluttering kind of conscious....) Like, someone you're bad with. I used Kuzuha's POV for Reid's reaction, but Reid was actually watching from Uruha's perspective (like what he said) -- since Uruha's voice was much clearer. (Their volume was still low though since it was Reid's settings) -- *Taken from the previous part's T/N,* This was during VTuber APEX tournament S2 (organized by Shibuya HAL, #VTuber最協決定戦S2 in Twitter & YT if you want to see clips of it) post-tournament party -- there were five matches: 1. Normal match @ World's Edge 2. All team: Rampart/Octane/Mirage 3. Trident tag (Damage can only be dealt with Rampart's minigun attached to Trident... and fists) 4. "Escort the Princess" mission, where one player will be a Wattson w/o weapons, if Wattson is eliminated = team immediately loses 5. Shuffle team: ShibuHAL himself will randomly assign team members-- It was the 5th match, hence this team was formed and played together. 0:06 About this misunderstanding, Kanae said it happened ~2 years ago so he doesn't really remember that well, but generally: Kanae & Uruha had a conversation where it was, "will you be able to win in a 1v1 fight with Kuzuha" when they coincidentally got into the same match w/ Kuzuha @ King's Canyon-- and Uruha answered, "there's a chance that I can" and afterwards, what Kanae conveyed to Kuzuha was "you're being looked down upon (by her)!" so that's probably how Kuzuha interpreted it as Uruha thinking him as weak lmao. (Both Kuzuha & Uruha's chat were all filled with "Kanaeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Why!!!!!!" when Kuzuha & Uruha were bickering about it...) -- Anyway, sorry for the long post, please enjoy this video for some chill time! I'll be editing this post in case of any corrections or any heads-up :)

[@TigerKingJ]

Do you have a link to the kings canyon match with kanae and uruha?

[@rivar1249]

@@TigerKingJ the match kanae mentioned was this kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpXXfmubdtJjiMU (at 3:26:01) it happened during last year not 2 yrs ago , kanae probably misremembered it.

[@__nessz5285]

@@TigerKingJ I sadly don't, I'm simply re-telling what Kanae told his viewers about the misunderstanding 😂

[@moosehal238]

Thank you for the translation and explanation!

[@jonathansimple]

Thanks for the context. This series of events was so damn funny LOL. Kuzuha’s passive aggressiveness rly got under ichinose’s skin towards the end didn’t it. Would kill for a kuzunose Apex collab

[@Grionlam]

Kanae: " All according to Keikaku". Shibuya Hal: " Yes Master".

[@icesilverwind]

I want that collab to happen. SO BADLY. On Apex. (They played Conqueror's together within a group, but the VOD had so much Noise I had no idea how to watch)

[@Pyxtica]

Look how grown my little introvert vampire.From awkward with girls to teasing them

[@chrips154]

he grow up so fast

[@Rin-vp6to]

Kuzuha after that: Aah so this is what Kanae's felt like

[@duyanhtran4009]

He is learning from the teasing god

[@muhammadnaufalw1822]

Shibuya Hal be like : "Hmm what's this? A fight? Well i should probably stop them" *Finds out who are involved* "Ah yes lets just watch them instead"

[@ckun2864]

Team: *Silence* Kuzuha: *Pulls out favorite food deck*

[@Yukidayou]

"ORE WA YOWA KUNAI!!!" D a m n. Sounds like a protagonist

[@vuiz2747]

Let's all bow down and say "Thank you Shibuya Hal"

[@remicaad5075]

Don't forget Ran too

[@Yodayo18]

Kanae is the also one of the reasons this was possible, THREE MVP'S THANK YOU

[@icesilverwind]

Thank you Shibuya Hal for setting all this up. Ran for your hard work narrating. And Kanae, who wasn't even there but managed to tease two people and set up the whole scenario.

[@kyouko__O]

Real mastermind

[@maulaahmad2542]

Kuzuha is such a passive aggressive man lmaoo

[@MrMagnetron2]

He must’ve learned from Kanae

[@lyranthe2086]

its worth noting: in Uruha's perspective, the table slam is LOUD. like everyone elses perspective does not even remotely do it justice.

[@rezibaki310]

Yeah I have noticed that her discord has a noise suppression / gate but her stream mic settings are all unfiltered since you can hear her keyboard and mouse pretty well and the very low hum of her PC.

[@lyranthe2086]

@@rezibaki310 fairly good idea yeah, though in this case its not the noise gate, its just the difference between the raw input audio and the processed and transmitted input audio.

[@bellascythe9594]

@@rezibaki310 for asmr. Pretty sure

[@CrnaStrela]

The bang even echoed for 10 seconds straight

[@qb4097]

@@CrnaStrela timestamp?

[@maahheim]

I love how Uruha turns to Ran and goes like "RANTAROU. YOU KNOW ME. I WOULDN'T DO THAT, RIGHT????"

[@goukenslay7555]

This man made single handedly made this whole thing more awkward than it had to be

[@-Raylight]

3:59 The legendary -weather- food deck from Kuzuha lol At the start Kuzuha was like "I'm weak. I don't mind if I'm weak", by the end Kuzuha was *_"I'm not weak"_* This is what I called character development! xD Shibuya Hal was right, Ran was the correct choice to make them become friends! They got a weird chemistry between them but still てぇてぇ! I'm guessing Nose said being てぇてぇ with Kuzuha is dangerous, is because of his fangirls?

[@hytrader3241]

lol

[@kidd7094]

Yeeep

[@findingnemo707]

Funny thing is Kuzuha's viewerbase is around 70% male and 30% female.

[@danse.ra.ph.4880]

@@findingnemo707 but those 30% female are probably scary lmao. Prob Fujoshis

[@sultanichlasulamal1152]

@@hytrader3241 whats this legendary food deck thing? Is that a joke or something? 😅

[@legefy]

Wait... this is all Kuzuha!! He single handedly made the whole thing get weird by being too nervous to accept an apology.

[@hytrader3241]

lol. kuzuha was bullying her since the very beggining. lol

[@sonicfraisheya4028]

Man that was funny, he was straight up "YOU WANNA CLEAR UP THIS MISUNDERSTANDING, AITE LETS DO THIS"

[@Necroneer]

Love how he becomes more confident after defeating her.

[@hytrader3241]

@@Necroneer yeah me too. i think ill subscribe to him. you know, soon he will surpass Mitomito, thats insane

[@jeykritov5123]

more like trolling her from the moment uruha trying to clear the misunderstanding

[@hytrader3241]

@@jeykritov5123 yaeh lol. thanks

[@junlim7330]

Props to Ran's assist & ShibuHal for making this happen, amazing, Thanks for the translation!

[@ordinarycat9978]

And kanae for the content lol

[@aokka11]

dont forget chat that make this MISUNDERSTANDING happend

[@haiqalrazahar1032]

1 year has passed and this video still gets me laughing till the end XD

[@komos3719]

Same here! Unforgettable moment for me. ORE WA YOWAKU-NAI!!!

[@uchihamadara531]

It's 2 years now

[@TofuGCH]

My head hurts from laughing when kuzuha teased her with the finisher god

[@mortalunknown8304]

Uruha is so easy to trigger, that is why Kuzuha is the best person for this one.

[@kainna1537]

During the whole stream kuzuha was making fun of uruha saying that he is weak, but at the end he showed his true feelings at the “I’m not weak” and the song was perfect my dude, thank you for the translation and edit

[@kuroyukihimei]

Thanks, because of this I found ran. Her explosive laughs makes me smile.

[@shintarousatomi3142]

Yeah, Ran, Souya and other Animare members are amazing, u can check them out 👍

[@Diego-fo3gf]

ORE WA YOWAKU NAIIIII

[@noe4354]

Uruha now is not only being teased by kanae but kuzuha now. Poor girl.

[@MrMagnetron2]

Bottom of the food chain lol

[@Rachel-fc5ip]

What's meaning of teetee?

[@zaydan3920]

everything that happens in this match is just pure gold mine. It's just perfect from every way. this is just peak entertainment

[@inkuro8334]

9:15 can we talk about how precious this laugh is :' i thought shibuyaHAL was a person who could think of tricky and evil strategy only when playing apex, but he is actually also an evil behind this matchmaking. (Thank you shibuyaHAL) and thank you for translating

[@danse.ra.ph.4880]

you have to actually blame ShibuHAL chat tho lmao. They even suggest kuzuha, uruha and matsuri to team up

[@SAMOEDRA443]

@@danse.ra.ph.4880 yeah i was hoping with Matsuri too but shibuya hal scared of getting flamed lmao,but RAN Chan ITS ok i guess bcs she and kuzuha are old friends playing pubg tournament (if im not mistaken) together so the conversation can keep going(which is not)

[@inkuro8334]

@@danse.ra.ph.4880 ah well.. it's.. you know.., "like streamer like listeners" ww

[@zaydan3920]

@@danse.ra.ph.4880 what's avout Kuzuha, Uruha and Matsuri?, are they not getting along well? or it'll just be extra awkward for them?

[@prajnadeva]

@@zaydan3920 Kuzuha, Uruha, and Matsuri, basically they know each other but they never talk with each other, as far as we know on stream (cmiiw). Kuzuha and Uruha are awkward with new person. Matsuri is extrovert, and she can be a bridge just like Ran, but Matsuri is hololive idol, so if something goes wrong, her fans can flame ShibuyaHal.

[@mey9297]

i suddenly feel proud of kuzuha LMAO because he's so playful and teasing to someone he just talked to and that's so cool ;-;

[@dannn8785]

"salmon and ikura look similar, right!" "𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑒"

[@antimony2333]

I love the fact that they're using mostly formal japanese so I've been replaying this non stop to study

[@WtFrostyCakes]

The way Ran was able to hide half beneath the screen during the awkward moments was just too good.

[@mochimochi_knkn]

wwwwww this was too funny. Thanks for including Reid’s pov!!! this was the first I’ve seen of that and I loved it. this he editing was *chef’s kiss* esp the ending wwwww. I actually love this interactions and it’s the first I’ve seen Kuzuha tease someone he’s not close with. Thanks Kanae for this!! And having Ran there was perfect. the chemistry!!! hope to see more interactions between them in the future. thanks for the translation!! 🙏🏼

[@mortalunknown8304]

Kuzuha is always the funniest guy when meeting with Uruha.

[@alextsukishima7666]

After watching this video and the other one I now realize my friends are definitely like this especially shibuyaHal's personality and Kuzuha's

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

This and the first part were great. I feel like Kuzuha acted a lot like how Kanae would have in this second part.

[@orangehara]

Props for Rantaro, she could've ended it normally asap and no one would blame her for the dead air these two created. But she chose the dome fight! 😂👌

[@cyrene03]

Ran did a wonderful job with these two love your editing!

[@bea651]

Kanae always has to do his thing... even when he isn't actually present omg

[@rjgarcia7990]

The final scene "I'm not weak" is full of kuzuhas feeling 🤣💕💕💕 tetee

[@asecondcycle]

Despite the self res with more HP, Kuzuha actually won the Best of 3 fairly it was Ran that killed him not Uruha; the self res execute was just got his own gratification LOL

[@Viewahh]

Self res has a short animation after resurrecting yourself and Uruha did a cheap shot on him with a mastiff in that moment. Uruha had to reload a bullet and Kuzuha had to switch weapons. So it was pretty much an equal fight even in the res battle but Uruha missed the Mastiff shot so she got destroyed.

[@Pksoloist]

"I AM NOT WEAK" lmao i can re run that clip and stay laughing

[@Umizuha1579]

I remember going to check Reid's archive after Uruha had finished streaming to see how his shuffle team was, and then happened across his reaction at the end to all of this which was gold.

[@00Kalypso]

ran-chan is a HERO the atmosphere was actual hell

[@zeki1]

Ah! Yes! I was waiting for part 2! I consider this moment one of the greatest in Vtuber history!

[@mortalunknown8304]

Kuzuha is already trolling Uraha from the beginning, and his sarcasm.

[@fukari26]

i like the fact that they got along more after fighting each other

[@fadelazra7481]

I think at 6:43, uruha said "getting along and being teetee is not equal" You probably misheard it~~

[@__nessz5285]

Ah, you're right~~ Just replayed that again, she definitely did say equal instead of goal lol. Thank you for pointing this out, I'll put it in the T/N!

[@Kanchito]

"SORRY I FORGOT TO MUTE" "Do you say that sort of thing when you mute?" "N-no..." God damn it Ran lmao

[@CrnaStrela]

1:44 RAN PLS YOUR INTENTION IS LEAKING AHAHAHAHAH

[@rizu9955]

ran: go on...

[@anari234]

One of the best parts of this collab is Ran got like 10k subs from it. She was fantastic and the exposure was well deserved.

[@gagaga6687]

This is the first time I see reid's POV for this moment. He truly is uruha's dad.

[@Necroneer]

Yeah I'm glad I got to see his POV

[@anari234]

reid is mom and met is dad.

[@littlebubbleofcomfort]

Are they friend in real life?

[@thasmysenpai1608]

To be fair Ichinose never stood a chance. Kuzuha is learning from the best

[@Misspe11ed]

What a legendary stream, thank you for translating! Also great choice of bgm, overall just a really well-made two part video!

[@Misaki7Lin]

3:03 Ran forgetting to mute herself was so funny lolol, she was embarassed and then Kuzuha "Do u say such things when u are in mute?" WWWW i can't.

[@pskp510]

Thank you for the translation!! I'm so glad you put Reid reaction too!! I kept watching this moments from different clips it's still funny. At first I was afraid because the atmosphere during the match was sooo tense, and kuzuha keep bring up 'he is weak', Ran really did a good job for trying to make them get along.

[@chase8967]

i dislocated my jaw the second times because smiled too much

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Yay! Reid's POV is also subbed! That "BAKA ICHINOSE" =)))) unbelievable stream indeed 草

[@Dreamspan]

man i love the dynamic these three bring

[@missria3739]

THE EDUTFUNG IS GODLY WTF EVEN THE MUSI BREAK "OH SHIWT WHAT HAVE I WITNESSED" IS SO GOOD I've stumbled unto a shounen title somehow, ambiguous strangers to rivals.

[@hao9631]

After this stream Kuzuha keep on using the NIGENNO deck hahhahaha The funniest thing is litigate could've settled it when uruha ask if he's holding grudge. He could've said no, but instead he said maybe a little LMAO. Kanae taught him well. If he said no, nothing would've come out from this stream. Hahaha. AMAZING EDITING AND SOURCING BTW. THANK YOU!!

[@cal4888]

Thanks so much for this video! Your editing is so good and when I was watching Reid, I really wanted to know what he was saying, so thank you for including his POV!

[@mey9297]

2:54 HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH HER FEELINGS NOW EYE- KANAE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE😭😭

[@demise-chan]

now, this will go down in history. definitely tee tee

[@gwusan]

best clips of all time NoseKuzu

[@kalvin8354]

Although I've already seen these clips it still makes me laugh so hard

[@howyoudoin8005]

My boi rly just used favorite food and animal deck in the span of one match

[@nonoput]

5:59 this is good

[@yannybee3707]

I need to do dogeza on ShibuHal to make the ChroNoiRuHa combo next apex tourney as an official team.

[@neintendo0903]

Thats gonna be a death to Uruha lmao

[@xiulynkim5703]

Uruha would lose her sanity hahahahahaha poor Uruha before it was kanae now it's kuzuha hahaha

[@remiie6789]

I don't think that's a balance team in terms of socializing since Kuzuha will only speak to Kanae so yeah they need a third party just like Ran in this, although I do want that trio in collabs

[@atsusoshiki6331]

That was amazing to watch

[@hipposofdeath]

looooooved this omg SUCH a fun vibe, thank you so much for the translation!!!

[@myth7511]

Thank you so much for translating!

[@halfelven152]

Part 2 doesnt dissapoint, great job with the editing

[@SusPyro1]

how is the kuzuha and uruha relation now? hope they can collab some time in the future xD

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

doubt it, its even more awkward now.

[@Grionlam]

@@Pepe-dq2ib I guess they will, but it probably like a set up or something from their friend

[@najiv8797]

They'll need ran as the last person. ☻👍🏿 and at the end of the stream, they'll do 1v1 again.

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

Funny thing was he said he wouldnt mind if he ended up with Elu or Miya for females. Few days ago he did a collab with Seto Miya and they seem to get along well.

[@anari234]

They're both friends with kanae, they've never collabed with each other before this.

[@viny4381]

Wow nose is good for keeping up with kuzuha but i think she rlly has a big potential so I'd like to believe she isn't that serious here

[@seyarei]

Kuzuha really is like a kid, I can't believe he remembers what Uruha said about him >< what a petty guy wwwww

[@strangeman8989]

Your editing is superb, one of the best. I really enjoyed this video thank you!

[@sylv.n]

bro the editing and the music usage is *chefs kiss*

[@ravenous-wolf3115]

I don' know man, but seems pretty teetee to me. Had me smiling from ear to ear.

[@Ethrealia]

The struggle of an introverts communication lmaooo but they are being so cute tho wtf

[@chavita8009]

These reactions are gold

[@amputaka]

I love the passive aggressiveness of kuzuha lol

[@sykel4444]

that last comment from Reid xD literally what i was thinking

[@rii1339]

looks like shibuhal made the right decision after all! hope to see more nosekuzu collabs in the future!

[@sayaaaaa]

What happened between them was truly golden lmao

[@adamas1044]

Lmao, this Rantarou seems like a jolly, easygoing person and I kinda wanna see more of her clips

[@firukerubin5762]

Man i really like the ending

[@chbavt]

This was so much fun to watch Thank you for translating!!!

[@dreamsicl]

nose's desk slam really shakes the world.........

[@xyrerrisiialfazon8556]

hahahaha LMFAO, this is better than most love story anime that got released this decade so far. it would be nice if it would continue since they have a funny interaction with each other and the supposed to be The Cushion became the one that riled them most.

[@sen4845]

BIG KUSA 💀 thank you for the tl!

[@merinMeriyarin]

i've never laugh from the whole clip lmao like from the first till the last secs

[@zyxus7750]

Thank you for translating this, its actually so funny

[@renchan2095]

that clip was hilarious 🤣

[@mey9297]

If you compare this to his recent collab with tomo-san, his growth is HUGE.

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

[out of nowhere] whats your favorite animal

[@okirey4488]

thanks for the translation!

[@Cornholio8787]

this event was crazy good

[@annoyinglyquiet7702]

it's been a while since i laughed this much to a clip.. thx for the translation clips

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

Kanae the source of all evil Lol.

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

The pure awkwardness👌🏻✨

[@remochii]

Thanks for translating this! Your editing is GOLD ✨🌸

[@DerpyVenom]

i need both of them to collab more!!

[@nam-the-banene]

Damn the edit you did here is so damn well!!!